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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:06,137 ? What would you do if I sang out of tune? ? 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:11,343 ? Would you stand up and walk out on me? ? 3 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:17,082 ? Lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a song ? 4 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,786 ? I will try not to sing out of key, yeah ? 5 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:24,956 ? Oh, baby, I get by ? ? By with a little help from my friends ? 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,458 ? All I need is my buddies ? 7 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,527 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:34,932 ? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? ?Try with a little help from my friends ? 9 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:40,405 - ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ? - ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 10 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:45,811 When I was a kid, anytime I needed a lift, 11 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,146 there was my grandfather. 12 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:54,452 The guy was always good for a ride. 13 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:57,489 Sure, he was as old as the hills, 14 00:00:57,491 --> 00:01:01,092 but to me, Gramps was Hercules in bifocals, 15 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:03,628 superman in suspenders. 16 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:09,367 He was ageless... Timeless... 17 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:11,236 One man in a million. 18 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,637 You could always count on him. 19 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,276 Where is he? 20 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,745 He's late again. 21 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,680 Not that everyone shared my view. 22 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:25,116 Probably just Friday traffic on the turnpike. 23 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:27,719 He said 5:00. I come home early. 24 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:30,121 You're making his lamb chops for him. 25 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,923 The lamb chops will keep, Jack. 26 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,159 I know lamb chops, Norma! They dry out! 27 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:35,560 And then he'll show up, 28 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:37,929 and he'll start complaining about dry lamb chops. 29 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,531 It was kind of a ritual around our house. 30 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:44,502 When Gramps visited, Mom cooked, Dad groused, 31 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:45,770 and I... 32 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,772 Dad, could I have the keys to the car tonight? 33 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,374 I borrowed the keys to the car. 34 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,574 I got to go out. I'm picking up the guys. 35 00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:53,044 - What guys? - Dad! 36 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,512 Oh, honey, aren't you gonna wait 37 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:56,247 till your grandfather gets here? 38 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:59,016 Mom, he'll see me when I come back, okay? 39 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:01,452 Not that I wasn't anxious to swap boring stories 40 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,820 with the old guy. 41 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:03,988 It's just... 42 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,456 So, Dad, can I have them? 43 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,959 When you're 16, there are priorities. 44 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,395 Well... 45 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,830 Wait... A minute. 46 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,766 Where'd you say you were going? 47 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:17,068 Come on, Dad, do I really have to answer that? 48 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,670 It didn't seem fair... 49 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,138 the Spanish inquisition 50 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,974 for two lousy hours in a four-door sedan. 51 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,743 Okay. [ Telephone rings ] 52 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,410 But be careful. 53 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:27,812 I will, Dad. 54 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,280 After all, I was a responsible driver. 55 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,382 Hello? 56 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,851 Good on turns, fair on parking... 57 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,552 Kevin, wait. 58 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:37,455 Bad on exits. 59 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,223 It's your father. 60 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:41,326 Where is he? 61 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,594 The police station. 62 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:45,430 What the hell is he doing at the police station? 63 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,165 He's had an accident. 64 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,400 [ Siren wailing ] 65 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,505 - Let's get out of here. - Dad, what happened? 66 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:57,375 Absolutely nothing, John. Now let's go find my car. 67 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,076 One thing was clear, anyway. 68 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:01,712 Gramps' accident had been something less than fatal. 69 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:03,914 - What, you hit somebody? - It was nothing like that. 70 00:03:03,916 --> 00:03:06,284 It was a little Fender-bender... couldn't be avoided. 71 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:08,019 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me get this straight, now. 72 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,755 Just a minute. The car was parked on the side of the road. 73 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:13,824 I just nicked it as I went by. That's all. 74 00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:15,059 You hit a parked car?! 75 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:17,028 John, don't start with me on this! 76 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,263 But, Dad, you... 77 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:21,399 John, the important thing is, nobody got hurt! 78 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,800 Isn't that right, Kevin? 79 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:25,836 - Uh... - Good! Now let's go find my car! 80 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:31,342 Oh, Albert. Are you all right? 81 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:33,177 Yes, I am, Norma. 82 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:36,881 And thank you very much for asking. 83 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,285 Now, if we could all stop standing around, gawking, 84 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:43,488 we might go home and have some dinner. 85 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,857 Just a minute, Mr. Arnold. 86 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:48,459 Huh? 87 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:50,461 What do you think you're doing? 88 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:52,297 This your designated driver? 89 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:53,697 What? 90 00:03:53,699 --> 00:03:55,433 The man's had three accidents in six months. 91 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:56,634 Hmm. 92 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,002 Seemed there were one or two things 93 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,038 Gramps had failed to mention to us. 94 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,872 Albert? 95 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:03,408 Now, listen, Sonny... 96 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,610 Don't you have something better to do 97 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,879 than going around, harassing taxpayers? 98 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:10,682 You were driving on probation, sir. 99 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:11,949 Probationary accidents result 100 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:14,319 in the immediate suspension of driving privileges. 101 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:16,087 I believe you were informed of that. 102 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:19,123 Well... Just let me inform you of something. 103 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:22,393 I have an Oldsmobile to drive here. 104 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,596 I'll drive, Gramps. 105 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,565 After all, no sense letting a golden opportunity 106 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,066 go to waste here. 107 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:31,035 No, you won't. I'll drive. 108 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:33,437 You most certainly will not. 109 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,006 Well, fine. I'll drive your car, then. 110 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,274 You ride with your mother. 111 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,909 We've had enough accidents for one day. 112 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:38,843 - But, Dad, I... - Kevin! 113 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:41,078 - John! - Folks... 114 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:46,117 don't forget to buckle up. 115 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,454 And there it was... the final word. 116 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,722 You can't do this, you know! 117 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,891 He can't do this, you know. 118 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:57,195 Hell hath no fury like a grandfather scorned. 119 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,563 Dad, he can do it. 120 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:02,333 He did it. It's done. 121 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:04,535 Come on, Albert. 122 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:07,171 I made your lamb chops just the way you like them. 123 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:09,106 That cop wouldn't know a good driver 124 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,842 if he got run over by one. 125 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,711 Honest, Gramps, I mean, did you have the pedal to the metal? 126 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:15,146 Were you gunning it? 127 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,916 What are you talking about? 25 Miles an hour. 128 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:23,321 25 Miles an hour, and you... you still hit the guy? 129 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,989 [ Chuckles ] 130 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,225 You had to admit, it didn't really make sense. 131 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:30,061 Because he wasn't wearing his glasses. 132 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,929 Am I right, Dad? 133 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,898 You weren't wearing your driving glasses, were you? 134 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,166 They don't fit right, is the thing. 135 00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:39,537 There's this cockamamie earpiece that don't work right. 136 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,340 Besides, my eyes are just fine! 137 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,343 Dad, earpiece or not, you're stuck. 138 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,046 You don't have a license, so you can't drive a car, 139 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,448 and that is that. 140 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,684 Do we understand each other? 141 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,119 It was a bitter pill, 142 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:57,688 but there was nothing more Gramps could say... 143 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,157 Except, of course... 144 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:02,293 Aren't lamb chops supposed to be juicy? 145 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:07,564 [ Fork clatters ] 146 00:06:07,566 --> 00:06:10,368 Still, you had to hand it to the guy... he had spunk. 147 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,970 He had nerve. 148 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,105 He had the bunk next to mine. 149 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,307 You know when I learned to drive a car, Kevin? 150 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,908 When, Gramps? 151 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:19,743 1921. 152 00:06:19,745 --> 00:06:23,948 The man that sold it to me taught me how to drive, 153 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:27,018 and I drove it off the lot. 154 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:31,288 That was my license... Know-how. 155 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:36,527 No state, no son to tell me what to do. 156 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,229 You know what I mean? 157 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,498 [ Sighs ] Look, Gramps... 158 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,900 It seemed pretty clear we were gonna be up all night 159 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,303 unless somebody put out this fire. 160 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,805 The law's the law. 161 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:51,042 So just... Promise you won't drive. 162 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,278 Okay? 163 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,279 It'll make Dad happy. 164 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,314 It'll make Mom happy. 165 00:06:57,316 --> 00:07:00,451 It'll make me happy. 166 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:02,620 So, what do you say? 167 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:07,057 And where all the king's horses 168 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,829 and all the king's men had failed before... 169 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,964 Fine. 170 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:18,235 Let's just get some shut-eye. 171 00:07:18,237 --> 00:07:20,204 There. Easy. 172 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:25,376 And in that spirit of peace and tranquility... 173 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:28,245 We all slept a little easier. 174 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:29,880 [ Rooster crows ] 175 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:32,049 He's gone again. 176 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,852 I haven't seen anyone so stubborn in all my life. 177 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,253 Now, calm down, honey. 178 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:38,790 He behaves like a teenager. Where the hell did he go? 179 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,191 [ Door opens ] 180 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,192 Morning, people! 181 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,093 - Albert? - Dad, where have you been? 182 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,029 Oh, just out for a ride. 183 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:47,398 Dad, what the hell were you doing in the car?! 184 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,034 I was getting fresh-squeezed juice... 185 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,902 And some eggs. 186 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:54,238 I came down early this morning to make my famous waffles... 187 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,007 couldn't find an egg in the house! 188 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:59,177 Damn it, Dad. You weren't supposed to drive! 189 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,546 You don't have a license, and your eyesight's shot! 190 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,581 What are you talking about?! 191 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,350 I see like an owl! 192 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:08,820 Here, let me show you. 193 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,554 Hold that. 194 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:14,191 Hold it right there. 195 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:15,826 Now... 196 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:18,596 "Lula May's great buttermilk flavor 197 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,631 "pancakes and waffle mix, 198 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,867 since 1917." 199 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:26,971 And on the bottom... "7-cent coupon inside." 200 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:28,806 It was amazing, 201 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:32,376 a virtuoso display of visual pyrotechnics. 202 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:38,549 Now read a box you haven't been buying for 25 years, Dad. 203 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,285 A box is a box, John. 204 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:42,720 Aw, this is ridiculous. 205 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:46,057 Albert... It's just that we're worried about you. 206 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,358 Worried? 207 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,827 Well, let me tell you something right now. 208 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:52,262 You don't have to worry about me. 209 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:54,565 Come on, Gramps, be reasonable. 210 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:57,935 You too, huh? 211 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:00,404 Anybody else? 212 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,807 I felt sorry for the guy. 213 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:05,242 I wanted to say something, but... 214 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:07,478 I see. 215 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:11,015 Well, I can tell I'm on my own here. 216 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:14,551 Maybe I'll come back when somebody appreciates me... 217 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,153 And my waffles! 218 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,422 Just a minute, Dad. Where are you going? 219 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:21,392 Home. 220 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:25,162 Now, we all knew Gramps was bluffing. 221 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:27,231 Problem was, he was also packing. 222 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,333 You're not driving home, Dad. 223 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:32,236 John... I am driving home. 224 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,938 You're not driving home! 225 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,608 And there it was again... the final word. 226 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,143 Fine. 227 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:41,846 Let the boy drive me. 228 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:45,082 Aw, Gramps, I-I don't want to... 229 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,850 not you...him. 230 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:48,719 Me? 231 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,154 Kevin?! 232 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,389 He's got his license, doesn't he? 233 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:54,525 That's what you need in this state to drive, isn't it... 234 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,127 a license? 235 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,795 How about it, son? 236 00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:02,733 You want to drive your doddering old grandpa home? 237 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:06,036 And, suddenly, I was trapped between a Gramps... 238 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:08,072 And a hard place. 239 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,607 Sure. I guess I could. 240 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:11,909 Good. Let's get moving. 241 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,678 And from that point on... 242 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,813 There was nothing left to say but... 243 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:17,481 Drive carefully, honey. 244 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:18,982 Okay, Mom, I will. 245 00:10:18,984 --> 00:10:20,418 [ Engine turns over ] 246 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,152 And so it began... 247 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:26,424 Go easy on the gas. She's got a hell of a punch. 248 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,826 The great overland automobile trip 249 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:31,929 to grandfather's house of 1972. 250 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:36,033 Sure, it was further than I'd ever driven, 251 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,001 and I'd have to take the bus back, 252 00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:40,504 but that morning, behind that wheel, 253 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:43,608 I could feel the call of adventure... Excitement... 254 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,276 The unexpected... 255 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,611 Pull over. 256 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,878 Beg your pardon? 257 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,747 Stop her right here. 258 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,582 For about a block and a half. 259 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,817 Gramps, what's going on? 260 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,086 - Get out. - What? 261 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:57,655 I'm driving. 262 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,058 But, Gramps, you know what Dad said. 263 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,159 - Your eyes... - Come on! Let's go! 264 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,395 You're riding shotgun! [ Laughs ] 265 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,730 But... 266 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,501 And that's when the true meaning 267 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,370 of what was transpiring hit me. 268 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:15,038 Move it! 269 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,807 Suddenly, I saw clearly. 270 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,909 I'd been duped by the master... 271 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:22,513 Hoodwinked... Blindsided. 272 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,549 Here we go! 273 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,084 [ Tires screech ] 274 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,486 I should have known all along that my grandfather was... 275 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,088 Gangway! 276 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,589 Always in the driver's seat. 277 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,094 Beautiful country, huh? 278 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,832 Beautiful stretch of highway. 279 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,600 Yep. 280 00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:46,037 Beautiful. 281 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,872 It's a terrible thing 282 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,875 when your own flesh and blood plays you for a sucker. 283 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,144 What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? 284 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,881 Not that I was bitter about it or anything. 285 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,082 You know, I was supposed to drive! 286 00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:00,951 And you promised me last night that you wouldn't... 287 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:05,756 hey! I didn't know you had so much spunk. 288 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:06,657 Yeah. 289 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,891 Anyway... 290 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:11,228 I appreciate your company, Kevin. 291 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,763 Maybe so, 292 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,065 but the guy sure had a funny way of showing it. 293 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,534 [ Tires screech ] 294 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:20,104 Gramps! Whoa! 295 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,172 Hang on, now! [ Laughs ] 296 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,375 What are you doing? 297 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:27,178 Pit stop. 298 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,146 Pit stop? 299 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:33,150 Two pieces of cherry pie, hold the pits. 300 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,952 Anything else? 301 00:12:35,954 --> 00:12:38,689 No. Pie will be just fine. 302 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:42,893 Turns out our pit stop was about 5 Miles off the highway. 303 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,996 What do you think of this place? 304 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,999 What are we doing here? 305 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,701 You're gonna sample the best pie you ever tasted. 306 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,336 [ Chuckles ] 307 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:55,106 Margaret and I used to stop here on our way to see you guys 308 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,108 before they put the parkway in. 309 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,110 The thing is, it didn't make sense. 310 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,046 Here we were, reliving old memories, 311 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,881 and I had no idea why. 312 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,449 Millie around today? 313 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,617 Who? 314 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,920 Millie... she runs the place. 315 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,922 Uh, never heard of her. 316 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,390 "Never heard of her"? 317 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:16,894 [ Chuckles ] I just saw her! I was just in here! 318 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,465 I was in here, about, uh... 319 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,301 Two years ago. 320 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,003 You don't remember? 321 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,138 Millie? 322 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,242 Gramps, he's never heard of her, okay? 323 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:36,614 Well, just, uh... 324 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,049 Say hello to her if you see her, anyway. 325 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,819 Sure. Anything you say. 326 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,354 But one thing was clear. 327 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,757 Memory Lane had changed more than a little 328 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,293 since Gramps last strolled down it. 329 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,295 You feel okay, Gramps? 330 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,431 Oh, yeah, fine. Why? 331 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,600 - Nothing. - Oh. 332 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,302 Still, since he'd asked... 333 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,138 Do you want me to drive? 334 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,939 Why? 335 00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:04,642 Well... 336 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,711 It's just that I figured that way, maybe, uh... 337 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,647 You know, we could make better time. 338 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,449 Are you in a hurry? 339 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,152 Yeah, kind of. 340 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,487 Not to be rude or anything. 341 00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:20,224 Still, keep in mind, I had a bus to catch. 342 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,327 Well, okay. 343 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:26,931 If you're in a hurry, we'd better... Step on it! 344 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:31,135 Mmm-mmm! 345 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:37,241 So, we stepped on it, all right. 346 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,743 [ Whistling ] 347 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,413 Trouble was... 348 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,015 It was Gramps who did all the stepping. 349 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,984 [ Benny Goodman's "sing, sing, sing" plays ] 350 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,858 That afternoon, we stopped at every monument and landmark, 351 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:59,730 every fruit stand and roadside museum known to mankind. 352 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,233 [ Laughs ] Good to see you! 353 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,537 Not to mention a few that weren't. 354 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,712 The worst part was I just couldn't figure out 355 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:18,049 why Gramps was doing this at all. 356 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,217 It's amazing, isn't it? 357 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,986 It's okay, I guess. 358 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:26,723 All I knew was the longer it took... 359 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,892 [ Scoffs ] 360 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:31,061 The more impatient I got. 361 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,964 [ Whistling ] 362 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,233 By 4:00, we'd made more pit stops 363 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,436 than most race cars make in a lifetime. 364 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,638 Did I ever tell you about the time 365 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,273 that me and Nate Molnar took seven weeks 366 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,876 to drive my old jalopy across the country? 367 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,411 Gramps. 368 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:50,013 We broke three wheels the first week. 369 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,882 Then... then we broke an axle 370 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,918 in the smallest town I've ever seen. 371 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:58,355 It was about 100 Miles outside of, uh, Sioux falls. 372 00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,656 It was crazy. 373 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,658 The guy kept rambling on and on 374 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,894 about every detail of his life, 375 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,697 and I was held there, captive. 376 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,266 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Did I say Sioux falls? 377 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,901 No. No, no. It was rapid city. 378 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:14,471 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 379 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,073 It wasn't rapid city. It was a little town, about... 380 00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:18,575 Right west of there, uh... 381 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,644 But I just didn't care anymore... 382 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,313 about Sioux Falls... 383 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,749 About his wandering, windbag stories. 384 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,319 Well, anyway, we... we... 385 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,053 we broke an axle there, 386 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:33,123 and we thought we were gonna have to stay there seven days! 387 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,591 Gramps? 388 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:35,893 Huh? 389 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,362 Watch out! [ Horn honks ] 390 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,730 [ Tires screeching ] 391 00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:43,500 [ Horns honking ] 392 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,469 [ Tires screech ] 393 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,470 Ugh! 394 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,475 You all right? 395 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,344 I think so. 396 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:57,514 But I wasn't. I'd had it. I was fed up. 397 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,650 Geez, Gramps, didn't you see where you were going?! 398 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,717 Well, I... 399 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,519 you could've gotten us killed! 400 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,788 Look, you're looking out the window, telling stories, 401 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,323 not watching the road! 402 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,062 That's how it happened yesterday, wasn't it? 403 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:15,099 You weren't paying attention, were you, Gramps? 404 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,433 I was paying attention! 405 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,901 Then how'd you hit a parked car? 406 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,636 It was the sun! 407 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,938 What? 408 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,041 The sun. 409 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,275 It was real low. 410 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,378 It was glinting in the rear-view mirror 411 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,313 and catching a whole row of hubcaps 412 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,981 along the side of the street. 413 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,350 You know what it's like 414 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,652 when you suddenly can't see anything 415 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:40,657 because of the glints and the... Traffic. 416 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,296 And I guess that's when it hit me. 417 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,398 For the first time, this man, 418 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,535 who'd always been Hercules to me, 419 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,937 didn't seem quite the same. 420 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,508 For the first time, 421 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:01,778 my grandfather seemed... Old. 422 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,615 Gramps, let's just go home. 423 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,932 We didn't talk much the rest of the way. 424 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,002 Something had come between us... 425 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,204 a Gulf of silence... 426 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,406 A Gulf of time. 427 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:37,147 [ Sighs ] Home. 428 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,619 We sat there... 429 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,790 A 16-year-old who was always in a hurry... 430 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:51,061 A man whose eyes had grown old before his time. 431 00:18:52,864 --> 00:18:55,031 Kevin...[ Sighs ] 432 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,503 Make me an offer. 433 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,171 What? 434 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,307 For the car. 435 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,709 What are you talking about? 436 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:09,079 She's got a lot of Miles and... 437 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,715 Got a dented bumper. 438 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,052 How's, uh... 439 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,890 How's $1? 440 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,160 A dollar? 441 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,396 Is it a deal, or you want to haggle with me? 442 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:30,000 I didn't know what to say. 443 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,235 No! 444 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,171 $1 sounds good. 445 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,542 It was the hardest thing I'd ever seen Gramps do. 446 00:19:39,544 --> 00:19:43,313 How are you gonna get around? 447 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:47,951 Oh, well, uh... The town's close. 448 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:51,754 I got, uh, cabs. I got buses. 449 00:19:51,756 --> 00:19:55,325 I got feet. 450 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,695 And I got a fine grandson 451 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,165 who will drive me around when I come to visit. 452 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,102 And maybe that's when I began to understand... 453 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,937 About a lot of things. 454 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,139 Well, come on, pay up. 455 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:12,175 Your credit's no good with me. 456 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,958 Good. 457 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,363 Tell nobody what you paid. 458 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:37,734 I don't want anybody to think I'm an easy mark. 459 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,638 No, no, no, no. You don't... 460 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,408 You don't have to come in. 461 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,812 I got the guys coming over to play poker. 462 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,152 'Course, we both knew he was lying. 463 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,920 We both knew why. 464 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,091 We both knew he was letting go of more than just a car. 465 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,793 Remember... 466 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,995 Cold mornings... 467 00:21:05,997 --> 00:21:08,532 Pump the gas three times before you turn the key on. 468 00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,966 Three times. 469 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,168 Yeah, I don't want you calling me 470 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,437 to ask me how to turn her over. 471 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,874 I promise. 472 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,176 Now, get out of here. 473 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,446 Drive safe. 474 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,015 I will. 475 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,991 [ Engine turns over ] 476 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,519 Some gifts are simple. 477 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:05,188 Some come at a price. 478 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,558 Some you buy for a buck... 479 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,492 And last you a lifetime. 480 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:14,565 I guess everybody remembers their first car. 481 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:17,701 I know I remember mine... 482 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:21,071 Not because it was my first car... 483 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:25,542 But because it was my grandfather's last. 484 00:22:25,592 --> 00:22:30,142 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34970

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