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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:05,303 Hit your lights! 2 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,982 [ Engine turns over ] 3 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:21,886 Adolescence is kind of a screwy time... 4 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:27,992 [ Engine revs ] 5 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:31,596 A time of hope and confusion. 6 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,804 [ Tires screech ] 7 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:42,507 It's a race to find out who you really are. 8 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:55,153 But if there's one thing every teenager knows, it's this... 9 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:01,626 stated simply... 10 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,796 if you want to be a star... 11 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,568 [ Tires screech ] 12 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,871 You got to have a car. 13 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,004 [ Screams ] 14 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:23,982 ? What would you do if I sang out of tune? ? 15 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:28,953 ? Would you stand up and walk out on me? ? 16 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:35,193 ? Lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a song ? 17 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:38,696 ? I will try not to sing out of key, yeah ? 18 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:42,900 ? Oh, baby, I get by ? ? By with a little help from my friends ? 19 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:44,369 ? All I need is my buddies ? 20 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:47,605 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 21 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:52,811 ? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -? Try with a little help from my friends ? 22 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,278 ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa ? 23 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,081 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? 24 00:01:56,083 --> 00:02:00,385 ? Somebody who knows quite sure ? 25 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:01,586 ? Baby ? 26 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:04,121 ? By with a little help from my friends ? 27 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:06,424 ? Said I'm gonna make it with my friends ? 28 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:09,227 ? Try with a little help from my friends ? 29 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,429 ? Oh, I'm gonna keep on trying ? 30 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:14,132 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 31 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,635 ? I'm gonna keep on trying now, baby ? 32 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,437 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 33 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:25,476 ? Little GTO ? 34 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,912 ? You're really looking fine ? 35 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:32,083 Cars... the ultimate dream of every red-blooded American kid. 36 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:37,922 Cars meant freedom, status, maturity. 37 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,224 If you were old enough to drive, 38 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,992 the world was your oyster. 39 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,728 But if you weren't... 40 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:46,664 Your world was more of a sardine, 41 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,999 to really stretch an analogy. 42 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:51,369 Excuse me, can you move your... Instrument? 43 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:54,406 Without wheels, life was one indignity after another... 44 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,441 This bus smells like lunch. 45 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:57,675 Tell me about it. 46 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,678 Ooh, I think I'll stick around here for awhile. 47 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,948 A series of humiliations. 48 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,683 Will you move? Can't take you anywhere. 49 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,519 And faced with these constant embarrassments, 50 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,021 you look for any small way to elevate your status. 51 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,924 So, what are you guys doing this weekend? 52 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,159 What about you? 53 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,928 I got a date Friday night. 54 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,130 All right, Kevin! 55 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,866 The trick was to keep your friends jealous. 56 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:25,136 So, uh, how you, uh, getting there? 57 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,305 My Mom's driving us. 58 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:28,106 [ Both laugh ] 59 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:30,108 Whoa. Walk on the wild side. 60 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:33,044 Yeah. Tell your Mom not to look in the rear-view mirror. 61 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,212 [ Both laugh ] 62 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,914 Fact was, we all knew the bottom line... 63 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:39,284 to be truly free and functioning high school men, 64 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:42,987 what we needed... Was a car. 65 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,957 Okay, you're coming up to a four-way stop. 66 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,960 What we had was Ricky Halsenbach, 67 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:52,296 the first kid in our class to turn 16. 68 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:55,499 Four way stop. I'm there. 69 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:58,136 All cars arrive at the same time. 70 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:01,172 Same time. I'm there. 71 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:06,878 Now... Which car has the right-of-way? 72 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,714 [ "Jeopardy!" Theme plays ] 73 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,263 [ Music stops ] 74 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,500 [ Chuckles ] I don't know! 75 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,735 [ Scoffs ] The car on your right! 76 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,036 By quirk of fate, 77 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:35,406 and the fact that he'd repeated 3rd grade twice, 78 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:41,412 our ticket to ride was riding on his ill-equipped shoulders. 79 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:44,015 We know you can do it, Ricky. 80 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,817 [ Scoffs ] 81 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,017 I can't do it! 82 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:50,688 I just got too much stuff going on in my head. 83 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,857 - Interesting theory. - [ Chuckles ] 84 00:04:53,859 --> 00:04:56,027 Look, Ricky, if you get your license, 85 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,963 you won't ever have to beg for a ride again. 86 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,431 We'll be the coolest guys in 10th grade! 87 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:04,535 Yeah, the chicks will be climbing all over us! 88 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,337 [ Chuckles ] 89 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:08,172 Ask me another one. 90 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,708 Okay. 91 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,211 You're going 40 Miles an hour. 92 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:16,181 How many car lengths should you allow 93 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:19,951 between you and the car in front of you? 94 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,388 Whoa. 95 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,891 Huh. That's a good question. 96 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,793 [ Buzzer sounds ] 97 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,728 It was almost too much to bear. 98 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,697 [ Gears grinding ] 99 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:35,967 Here we were, 100 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:39,404 poised to leap into the stratosphere of manhood... 101 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,775 Sorry. 102 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,009 [ Tires screech ] 103 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,512 And we couldn't even get out of the parking lot. 104 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,415 Huh. S-sorry. 105 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:53,884 Is this as bad as it looks? 106 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:55,854 Well, I think he's killed every one of those orange cones. 107 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,856 Well, he's still got a chance. 108 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:01,125 I got him at about an 81. 109 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,829 Sorry! 110 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:10,067 All right, Mr. Halsenbach. 111 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:13,037 Oh, you can call me Ricky. 112 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:16,708 Just give me a three-point turn, and we're done. 113 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,710 [ Gears grinding ] 114 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,344 This much seemed clear... 115 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:24,215 when it came to hitching our wagon to a star... 116 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,886 We'd picked the wrong wagon. 117 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,055 Uh. Uh, sorry. 118 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,893 Man! This is an embarrassment! 119 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,962 Unbelievable! 120 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:42,399 We stood there, knowing it was a lost cause 121 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:45,437 but clinging desperately to some hope for a miracle. 122 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:54,011 There you are, Mr. Halsenbach. 123 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:59,117 And then... The miracle occurred. 124 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,453 [ Beethoven's "symphony no. 9" plays ] 125 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:06,357 - Yes! - Yes! -Yes! 126 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,825 Yeah! 127 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:10,494 Call it chance, call it error. 128 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:13,431 The state had entrusted Ricky Halsenbach 129 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,068 with a 2-ton lethal weapon on an open highway. 130 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:21,338 And we... Were on our way. 131 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,607 And did you see my three-point turn? 132 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,609 Yeah, they're still talking about it! 133 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,743 Ow! 134 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,513 Sure, maybe we were still sardines, 135 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:31,282 but at least we knew we were about to bust out of our can. 136 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,118 Looks like... We're cruising for chicks. -Yeah. 137 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,020 - We can go anywhere we want. - Yeah! 138 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,455 And everybody's gonna see us! 139 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,358 Especially the chicks. 140 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,659 And there you had it. 141 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,762 Rising up before us was the dawn of a new era... 142 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:47,131 [ Theme from "Hawaii five-O" plays ] 143 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:53,904 An era of freedom... 144 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:59,210 an era of adventure... 145 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:07,084 an era of fun. 146 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,953 And my Mom said I can have the car Friday night! 147 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:11,556 [ Crash! ] 148 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:14,291 An era of bad timing. 149 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:17,362 Friday night? This Friday night? 150 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,129 What's wrong? 151 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:20,831 I told you! I have a date! 152 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:24,101 Look, you can have a date any Friday night. 153 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,437 What am I supposed to do about Cindy? 154 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,307 Easy. Dump her. 155 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,974 I can't do that! 156 00:08:30,976 --> 00:08:34,545 Kevin, this is everything we've ever dreamed of! 157 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:38,549 We're talking us, the guys, in a car! 158 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,519 Don't you get it? This is cool. 159 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,189 And of course, faced with logic of that caliber, 160 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,259 there was really only one thing to do. 161 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,460 Your grandmother? 162 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,496 Lie. 163 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,964 Uh, yeah. I'm such an idiot. 164 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,233 I completely forgot she was coming to visit. 165 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,902 Oh. Well... 166 00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:00,071 You know, she hasn't been well. 167 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:04,742 S-she's got this bad, uh... Liver! 168 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:05,910 Oh. 169 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,313 And so her... 170 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:12,116 you know, her... Liver has been acting up. 171 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,151 Maybe it was because I was nervous, 172 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,955 or maybe it was because I was dissecting a frog, 173 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,823 but the word "liver" seemed to pop up frequently. 174 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:22,760 Anyway, my mother wants us all home Friday night 175 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:26,296 to be with my grandmother and her... Liver. 176 00:09:26,298 --> 00:09:29,533 Maybe I could take a rain check? 177 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:32,670 Sure! That'd be great! 178 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,906 Great! 179 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,007 There. Artfully done. 180 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:40,244 Now there was nothing standing between me, the guys, 181 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,313 and the open road. 182 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,515 Where are you going? 183 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:48,152 Nothing except a little game of 20 questions. 184 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,088 We haven't decided yet. 185 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,323 Well, who's driving, honey? 186 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,392 No one. 187 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,294 Well... Ricky Halsenbach. 188 00:09:57,296 --> 00:10:00,765 Oh, yeah. 189 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,266 I know him. 190 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,035 Right! You know Ricky. 191 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:08,305 He's that dopey-looking kid. He's an idiot. 192 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,540 Jack. 193 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:12,810 Come on, Dad, he's a very good driver. 194 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,645 I don't know about this. 195 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,280 [ Thud, metal scraping ] 196 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:20,584 He did really well on his driver's test. 197 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:23,821 You should see this guy parallel park. 198 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,023 Jack, we have to go. 199 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:29,760 Just don't forget your curfew's at 11:00, honey. 200 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,495 I won't. 201 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:34,098 Have a nice night! 202 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,868 [ Horn honks ] 203 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,537 And so the last obstacle had been cleared. 204 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:43,541 It was time to hit the road in our very own set of wheels. 205 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,376 Let's do it! 206 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,379 Sure, maybe the wheels belonged to Ricky's mother, 207 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:52,216 but the night belonged to us. 208 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:56,487 And the possibilities seemed endless... 209 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,456 [ Metal rattling ] 210 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:06,396 What's that smell? 211 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,901 As soon as Ricky released the parking brake. 212 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,203 So, uh, where we going? 213 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:14,938 What do you mean, "where are we going"? 214 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,374 Well, what? Does it matter? 215 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,708 Well, we ought to go somewhere. 216 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,709 Why? 217 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,778 Hey, how about a movie? 218 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,113 Come on. That is definitely uncool. 219 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,049 It is? 220 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,917 Nobody's gonna see us at a movie. 221 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:31,289 Look, Ricky, the whole point of driving around is... 222 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,923 Driving around. 223 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:35,760 I know. Hey, but have you guys seen "Willard"? 224 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:39,530 I don't know how they get those rats to do those things. 225 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,800 It was our first crisis. 226 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,802 We were momentarily floundering, 227 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:47,805 like baby eagles freshly sprung from the nest. 228 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,307 What we needed here was a sign, 229 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:53,611 inspiration, direction. 230 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,179 [ Engine revving ] 231 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,414 Whoa. 232 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,615 Nice wheels! 233 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:00,684 - Hey. - Hey. 234 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:01,685 Hey. 235 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,487 What we got was... 236 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,356 - Moon patrol! -Moon patrol! - Moon patrol! 237 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,257 [ Laughter ] 238 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,160 [ Violins screeching ] 239 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,062 [ Tires screech ] 240 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,632 Pressed hams. 241 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:18,068 [ Wolf howls ] 242 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,440 ? Little GTO ? 243 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:25,276 That night, as we drove around, 244 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,278 we began to understand the awesome responsibility 245 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,614 of having a car. Chinese fire drill! 246 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,649 [ Horn honking ] 247 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:39,023 ? Listen to her whi-i-i-ne ? 248 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:45,195 ? Come on and turn it on, wind it up, blow it out, GTO ? 249 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:48,132 We were exploring the uncharted regions 250 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,567 of our new frontier... 251 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,868 [ Horn honks ] 252 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:54,205 And laying on the horn a lot. 253 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,407 Still, we knew we were preparing ourselves 254 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,643 for something much, much more meaningful. 255 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,811 Come on, guys. Let's go pick up some chicks! 256 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,446 - Yeah, chicks! - Women! 257 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:06,217 Chicks... the reason God invented cars. 258 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,585 So, where are they? 259 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,087 - Man, they're everywhere. - Yeah! 260 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:15,259 Just waiting to jump on us, grab us, smother us. 261 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:18,028 It was an awesome thought. 262 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,465 So, where are they? 263 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,768 Hmm. Good question. 264 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,207 Fortunately, there was an answer... Zesty's, 265 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,144 the place to go for burgers, fries, and... 266 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,479 Whoa! Check out the Hooters! 267 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:40,517 Man, can't take you anywhere. 268 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:41,985 Still, the fact remained, 269 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,688 if it was girls we were looking for... 270 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,857 Okay, we found 'em. 271 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,826 Well, now what do we do? 272 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,663 Hmm. Good question. 273 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,798 Four chocolate shakes, two onion rings, 274 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,501 two fries, and extra ketchup. 275 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,240 And there was nothing left to do 276 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,544 but stand around, look good, and get noticed. 277 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,079 Kevin? 278 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,048 Hi! 279 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,416 Cindy? 280 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,318 What are you doing here? 281 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,220 Uh... 282 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,722 Somehow, I had a feeling 283 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,858 "checking out the hooters" wasn't gonna fly. 284 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,060 Getting shakes. 285 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,228 See, here they are. 286 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,595 Oh. 287 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,935 Is your grandmother here? 288 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,836 My grandmother? 289 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,305 Yeah. 290 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,439 Liver! 291 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,074 Oh! No. She's back at home because of... 292 00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:39,743 - Liver! - ...Her liver. 293 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,913 Yeah, I'm... I'm just... Here with my cousins. 294 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:45,782 And we have to get back with the shakes. 295 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,918 Look, they're melting, see? 296 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,221 Well, if you're with relatives, 297 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,789 uh... I guess I'll see you on Monday? 298 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:56,427 Uh... Yeah! Monday! 299 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,295 After all, no reason to dally. 300 00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,463 See ya later. 301 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,198 The best thing to do was amscray 302 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,734 before she discovered who my cousins... 303 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,036 Hey, hey, hey, ba-by! 304 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,805 Really were. 305 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,107 Hey, Kevin? Who's the fox? 306 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,176 - Ow! - Introduce us, man! 307 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,011 Yeah. Come bring her over here! We got room! 308 00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:16,913 She didn't actually say anything. 309 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:18,649 Her face did all the talking. 310 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,916 Looking good! 311 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:23,620 It said my rain check had been revoked. Permanently. 312 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,991 Let's get out of here! 313 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,993 What's the matter with you? 314 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:33,397 Nothing! Just let's get out of here! 315 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,232 Open the door, will ya? 316 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,900 Hey, where's my corn dog? 317 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,103 Yeah, and you only got two orders of onion rings. 318 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,938 Will you just open the stupid door?! 319 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,273 - Kev! - Here! 320 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,074 You're getting the shakes all over me, man! 321 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,343 Good. Now, come on, Ricky, drive. 322 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,046 [ Car door shuts ] 323 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,281 [ Engine turns over ] 324 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,385 Sheesh. What a grouch. 325 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,453 The night was still young, 326 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,889 but somehow this adventure wasn't panning out 327 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,590 quite the way we'd imagined. 328 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:04,661 Not only that, our car was starting to smell. 329 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,298 Just 10 more minutes, and I could have had any girl there. 330 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,467 Just when did you lose touch with reality? 331 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,869 Did you see the way they were looking at me, huh? 332 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,236 They couldn't believe your shirt! 333 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,038 Will you guys just can it for awhile? 334 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,707 - What's eating you? - Nothing! 335 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,910 I just can't believe I broke a date for this, that's all. 336 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,980 Surely these guys could understand that. 337 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:27,084 After all, they were reasonably intelligent human beings. 338 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:30,421 You guys ever wonder how onion rings got their name? 339 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,588 On the other hand... 340 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,023 No. 341 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,559 I mean, I think about that stuff sometimes. 342 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,227 And what about hamburgers? 343 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:40,096 I mean, there's no ham in them, you know? 344 00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:43,233 What about submarine sandwiches? And eggplant? 345 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:46,070 Just think about your driving. 346 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:49,072 Let's face it... on the main street of life, 347 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,575 we'd just about reached a dead end. 348 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,943 And then... 349 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:56,147 Hey, look! There's those guys! 350 00:16:56,149 --> 00:17:00,350 Uhoh. I hope they don't moon us again. 351 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,419 Hey! Hey, we don't want to see it! 352 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,788 [ Engine revs ] 353 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,689 But it seemed clear there was more at stake here 354 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,892 than just pressed hams. 355 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,827 What does he want? 356 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:13,263 [ Engine revving ] He wants to drag. 357 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,599 Drag? 358 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,901 [ Engine revs ] 359 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,539 - Do it, Ricky. - But my Mom said... 360 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,140 come on, man, just do it! 361 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,542 You're on! 362 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,845 Let's do it! [ Engine revs ] 363 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,214 And that's when it happened. 364 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:34,618 As we sat there, the roar of a 185-horsepower engine 365 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,720 pulsing beneath our bodies, 366 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,823 our basic primal nature began to erupt. 367 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,625 Let's take 'em, Ricky. 368 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,360 I'm there. 369 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,530 We weren't boys anymore. 370 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:50,100 We were outlaws, rebels, 371 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,035 guys with guts. 372 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,407 And we knew what we had to do. 373 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,809 [ Tires screech ] 374 00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:03,614 What are you doing?! 375 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,949 There's a stop sign. 376 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,951 Will you go?! We can still take 'em! 377 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,386 But it's a commercial zone. 35 Miles per hour. 378 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,888 Those guys were speeding! 379 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,857 Of course they were speeding! This is a drag race! Now go! 380 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:17,594 Fortunately, our driver was a law-abiding citizen. 381 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,862 Oh, no. [ Horn honks ] 382 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,765 Four cars, four-way stop. 383 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,367 Will you guys just get real? This race is over. 384 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,868 Yeah, thanks to Halsenbach. 385 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,670 I don't even know why the hell we're hanging around with you! 386 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:27,904 Hey, 'cause it's my car! 387 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,573 Yeah, that's the only reason we'd be hanging out 388 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,242 with a bozo like you. Hey, you're the bozo. 389 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,476 I'm the bozo? You're the bozo. 390 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,944 - No, I'm not! - You're both bozos! 391 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,279 You're all bozos! 392 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,746 You're the biggest bozo! 393 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,115 You can't even drive! You're a bozo. 394 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,984 What do you mean, "it's a four-way stop sign"?! 395 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:43,553 We were reaching critical mass, here. 396 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,956 Our night was wearing thin. 397 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,991 So was our vocabulary. 398 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,293 [ All shouting ] 399 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,265 [ Horn honks ] 400 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,435 - Wussies! - Wussies! -Wussies! 401 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,071 It was the final straw. 402 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,807 If we were to hold on to our dignity, 403 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,576 we had to strike back. 404 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,345 Let's moon somebody. 405 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,581 [ Fanfare plays ] Yeah. Good idea. 406 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,216 Perfect. 407 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,985 All right! 408 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,087 It was time to take our rightful place 409 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,389 among men of the road. 410 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,290 We were gonna take revenge 411 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,359 on the first victim that came our way. 412 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,230 All right! Do it! Do it! 413 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:30,634 - Just one little problem. - Whoa! 414 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,436 - Moon patrol! - [ Laughs ] 415 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,304 [ Violins screeching ] 416 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,073 [ Laughter ] 417 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,078 Did you see that guy's face?! 418 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,013 Well, my eyes weren't looking in the direction! 419 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,347 Man, he was having a cow! 420 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,482 And his wife was like, "uh!" 421 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,617 Will you guys just shut up?! 422 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,119 What's your problem? 423 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,488 Well, for starters, that was my Mom and Dad. 424 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,891 It was? 425 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,327 Yeah. You guys just mooned my parents. 426 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:58,562 You're kidding. 427 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,330 Hey, we all wanted to do it. 428 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,264 Yeah, but it was you 429 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,000 who had your butt hanging out the window! 430 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,668 Oh, come on. Like how was I supposed to know? 431 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:08,004 See, this is great. This is just great. 432 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:11,341 You know it's real great hanging out with a bunch of morons! 433 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,244 You know where that word comes from, Ricky! 434 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:19,716 I mean, this is the stupidest, dumbest night of my life! 435 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,017 I mean, I don't even know 436 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,086 why I agreed to come with you guys in the first place. 437 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:27,291 Can anyone tell me why?! 438 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:31,128 It was the kind of question that could only be answered 439 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,996 by a Nobel Prize-winning philosopher. 440 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:36,900 I know! 441 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,836 Or a guy like Ricky Halsenbach. 442 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:42,339 It's because they're round, like rings! 443 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,675 And they've got onions in them. 444 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,980 That's why they call 'em onion rings! 445 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,018 - What? - What? 446 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,921 Looking back, it made about as much sense 447 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,724 as anything else that night. 448 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,326 Let's just go home, guys. 449 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:04,928 Yeah, let's get out of here. 450 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:09,599 Why not? We were veterans. We'd paid our dues. 451 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,169 We'd mooned and been mooned. And now... 452 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,803 [ Engine sputters, stops ] Uhoh. 453 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,471 What's the matter? 454 00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:17,508 We're out of gas. 455 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,848 Hey, can you guys believe tonight? 456 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,850 - The worst. - Yeah, no kidding. 457 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:29,686 We didn't really accomplish anything that night. 458 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,355 Nothing of any real importance, anyway. 459 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,259 But through the high school years that lay ahead, 460 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,762 there would be a thousand other nights just like that one... 461 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:42,265 stupid, ridiculous... 462 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:45,101 And glorious. 463 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:48,472 Hey, I can get the car again, next Friday. 464 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:52,609 - I'm there. - Me too. Wouldn't miss it. 465 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:55,446 ? Little GTO ? 466 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,114 ? You're really lookin' fine ? 467 00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:03,787 ? Three deuces and a four-speed and a 389 ? 468 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,790 ? Listen to her tachin' up now ? 469 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:10,126 ? Listen to her whi-i-i-ne ? 470 00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:14,932 ? Come on and turn it on, wind it up, blow it out, GTO ? 471 00:22:14,982 --> 00:22:19,532 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34716

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