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? Dum-do-dum, dooby-do ?
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? Dum dum, dum-ooh-dum ?
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? Mm dooby-do ?
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? Come softly, darling ?
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? Come softly, darling ?
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Once upon a time,life was simple.
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Cars were big.
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Gas was cheap.
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Front lawns were green.
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And everybody liked Ike.
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? You're my obsession... ?
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The good guys were good...
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And the bad guys were bad.
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You knew where you stood.
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Then in 1968,something happened...
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something big.
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's
Worth" plays ] I turned 12 years old.
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I entered junior high school.
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That was me.
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? What would you do
if I sang out of tune? ?
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? Would you stand up
and walk out on me? ?
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? Lend me your ears,
and I'll sing you a song ?
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? I will try not to sing
out of key, yeah ?
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? Oh, baby, I get by ?
? By with a little help from my friends ?
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? All I need is my buddies ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -?
Try with a little help from my friends ?
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? Whoa-oa-oa-oa ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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? Somebody who knows
quite sure ?
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? Baby ?
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? By with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Said I'm gonna make it
with my friends ?
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? Try with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Oh, I'm gonna
keep on trying ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm gonna keep on trying now,
baby ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
?
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? There's somethin' happenin'
here... ?
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For three years between 1968and 1971, I went to school...
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here,Robert F. Kennedy Junior High.
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Through those portalslay a world
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the likes of whichwe'd never seen before.
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[ School bell rings ]
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The world of...
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Higher education.
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[ Students whispering ]
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Now, if I hear any giggling,
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if I see any smirking,
this class is over.
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Do you read me, people?
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Over.
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Sex-ed class... 7th grade.
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Now...
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The female reproductive organs
look like this.
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All right!
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[ Students whispering ]
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Unfortunately, it lookedmore like a cow's head to me.
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Now...
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Who can tell me what these are?
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Yes?
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The ears?
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Apparently, I wasn't alone.
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The...
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Ovaries.
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The ears would be...
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Up here.
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Uh, w-why don't you draw
the whole lady
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s-so we know
where everything goes?
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Yeah, the whole lady.
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All right.
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Fact was,the teachers I had at RFK
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ranged from the ridiculous...
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To the sublime.
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[ Heavenly music plays ]
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Hello, Kevin.
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Hi, Miss White.
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? Wa... ?
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To sustain the note...
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From the exasperating...
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air flow out gently.
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To the intimidating.
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Kevin Arnold.
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You're Wayne's brother,
aren't you?
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Well...
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You've got a tough row to hoe,
young man.
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A tough row to hoe.
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From the ineffectual...
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Do not try this at home.
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To the indecipherable.
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Yes?
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Um...
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I have a question about my quiz.
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About the grade.
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Well, it's a "d."
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Yes, it is.
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Well, I...
Think it might be wrong.
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You're right.
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Number five should be -1/2.
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That's half off.
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This is a d-.
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Not that I didn't learnanything from my teachers.
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Thank you for calling that
to my attention.
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Oh.
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It's just that,as with most adolescents...
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Mom?
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My real educationbegan at home, from my family.
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[ Garbage disposal grinding ]
Mom?!
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[ Grindings stops ] - Yeah?
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II was just asking you
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about where our family
came from.
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I mean, what are we?
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What are we?
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Yeah.
You know, like, Paul's Jewish,
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and Winnie's Irish,
so what are we?
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Oh. Well, gosh, Kevin.
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That's kind of hard to...
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Well, let me... let me see.
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Jack's mother is Italian.
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Well, actually,
she's half-Italian
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'cause her mother's Romanian.
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And then, his father's Polish.
Pretty sure about that.
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Then, my great-grandfather
came over from Scandinavia.
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He came over a long time ago
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and married
my great-grandmother,
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whose parents were welsh.
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But, of course,
she grew up in Ohio
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before they moved to Detroit.
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My mother instilled in mea deep appreciation
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for the importance of familyand knowing your roots.
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Or was it Norway?
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Then, of course...There was my father.
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Dad? We've got to talk.
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Huh?
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The man who taught me
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the intricaciesof progressive parenting.
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Can you think of one good reason
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why I shouldn't be able to play
football with the other guys?
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I mean, I bet you played
football without any equipment
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when you were a little kid,
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and I've been playing
for a very long time now,
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and nothing's ever really
happened.
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And the guys are really
counting on me to play tonight.
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So?
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So, can we play or not?
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Sure. Go ahead.
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Touchdown!
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I don't think
it's a good idea, Jack.
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You heard your mother.
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I'll tell you what to do.
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My sister taught methe concept of independence.
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This is a democracy, isn't it?
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Then exercise your rights!
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But how do we do that?
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Simple.
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There's a planning board meeting
every Sunday night, downtown.
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You should demand to be heard.
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[ Revolutionary war-era
music plays ]
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You should fight
for what's important.
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You have to take action.
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Kevin, we are the people.
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I think we should do it.
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Yeah.
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Great! Let's go!
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Can you give us a ride?
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Not me.
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I got a date.
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This Louis guy's
a major butthead!
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And, by accident of birth...
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Ladies and gentlemen,my brother, Wayne...
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a pillar of supportin times of crisis.
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So he's a butthead.
It's just Karen.
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So, he said stuff to Mom.
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So?
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And he's a radical...
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you know, like at college?
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So?
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And he and Karen are lovers.
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And I'm not sure if Karen
knows about this,
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but he's got another lover...
named Marisa.
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Whoa!
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Two lovers?
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You know, I bet they do it
in the microbus.
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I mean, I swear I saw it
rocking back and forth before.
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You know what we could do?
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We could drill a hole in it
and set up a camera.
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You know, I bet sometimes,
when he's doing it with Karen,
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he shouts, "oh, God, Marisa!"
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"Oh, God! Oh!" [ Smooching ]
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Hamster patrol.
Stay out of here, Wayne.
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[ Mockingly ]
"Stay out of here, Wayne."
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[ Vacuum cleaner whirs ]
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[ Normal voice ] Now,
mother told you to be sure
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to clean up after
those little devils. [ Laughs ]
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Give me that. Stop it.
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Wayne.
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Whoohoo!
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Wayne, get out of here!
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Work, work, work. That's
all I ever do around here.
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- Get out of here.
- Just trying to help...
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get out of here!
You're gonna hurt them!
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Now, would I do
something like that?
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I'm just trying to... [ Thud ]
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No! Wheezer!
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[ Whirring stops ]
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Tonight, while you sleep, pal!
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All in all,I guess you could say
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my family was kind of a provingground for the lessons of life.
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Dad, have you ever thought
about your life?
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Huh?
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I mean, if you
had to write about it,
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what would you say?
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I get up at 5:00
in the morning.
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I fight traffic.
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I bust my hump all day.
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I fight traffic again.
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And I come home.
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Then I pay my taxes.
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The end.
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[ Groans ]
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I learned a lot of thingsfrom a lot of people.
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"Friends"?!
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- Unh!
- I'll give you "friends"!
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Unh!
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Too bad I never learned howto deal with the opposite sex.
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[ Door slams ]
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I really didn'tunderstand girls.
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I mean... and let me beabsolutely clear
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about what I mean.
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I really...
Didn't... Understand... Girls.
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[ Futuristic music plays ]
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Spock, where are we?
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It appears, captain,
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that we are on an alien planet
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inhabited by strange beings
with long hair
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and very short skirts.
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Who are you?
What do you want from us?
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[ Warbling ] [ Groaning ]
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We're men! Men!
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Hi, Kevin.
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What are you doing here?
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I was just taking a walk.
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It's a little hectic
at my house right now.
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Do you need any help with this?
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No, that's okay.
I can handle it.
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It's part of
my "really neat summer."
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Oh.
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Well, maybe we can talk
about it tonight,
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at the party.
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Yeah, well, I don't think
I'm gonna be there.
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Oh.
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Well?
Did you show it to anybody?
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Show what?
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Well, the yearbook.
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You know, what I wrote?
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Oh.
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Yeah, well, you can just
forget about it, okay?
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'Cause I didn't mean
a word of it.
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I mean, you can just
rip out the page
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and throw it
in the garbage because...
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[ footsteps receding ]
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Let's face it...women were an enigma.
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But in a lot of ways...So was life.
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And I was only in junior high.
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This is the time and this is
the place to be alive.
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? People try to put us d-down ?
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? Talkin' 'bout
my generation... ?
268
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In the yearsbetween 1968 and 1971,
269
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a lot of people were tuning in,turning on, and dropping out.
270
00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:25,643
? ...awful c-c-cold ?
271
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,477
? Talkin' 'bout my generation ?
272
00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:29,947
? I hope I die
before I get old ?
273
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,749
? Talkin' 'bout my generation ?
274
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,284
As for me,
275
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:36,354
I was busy just trying tosurvive junior high school.
276
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And it wasn't easy.
277
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[ Music fades, engine rumbling ]
278
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Probably wouldn't have made it
279
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,297
without my best friend,Paul Pfeiffer.
280
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Holy cow!
281
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,268
Try not to drool on it, okay?
282
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,703
If Karen finds out I have this,
she'll kill me.
283
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,609
Paul, your mother called.
284
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,510
She wants you to come home
right away.
285
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,744
Okay.
286
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,920
Well, I guess I'll see you
at the bus stop.
287
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,388
Yeah.
288
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,659
Last night I had a dream
289
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:19,196
that when I got to school,
I realized I had no clothes on.
290
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,431
If you're naked
when you get to the bus stop,
291
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,866
I'll tell you.
292
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,635
Thanks.
293
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,870
[ School bell rings ]
294
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,371
Paul and I were inseparable.
295
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,406
I don't want to talk to you!
296
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,408
Paul, look,
I know I hurt your feelings,
297
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,776
and I'm really, really sorry.
298
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,845
And I'm gonna make it up to you
really, really soon.
299
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,480
I said I don't want
to talk to you!
300
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,382
Anybody who could be
so mean and...
301
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,883
hey, where are you going?!
302
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,118
Oh, I'm gonna be right back,
303
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,120
and then you can be
as mean to me as you want.
304
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,122
Hey, wait a minute!
305
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,957
Fine! Go!
306
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,659
[ Sighs ]
307
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:52,096
Heidi wore perfume today,
the kind I'm allergic to.
308
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:55,432
But when I sneezed,
she said, "gesundheit."
309
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,400
She could have just said
"bless you,"
310
00:13:57,402 --> 00:14:00,070
but she gave it to me
in German.
311
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,438
You're an animal, Paul.
312
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,539
Yeah.
313
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,241
I'm gonna go get
an ice-cream sandwich.
314
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,743
Got to keep up that strength.
315
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:09,313
It was a relationshipbased on mutual support.
316
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,715
Well, at least I'm not
an ugly, four-eyed jerk
317
00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:13,483
that nobody likes!
318
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:17,255
[ Cards scatter ]
319
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,090
Total butthead!
320
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,190
Loser!
321
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,425
[ Door slams ]
322
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:24,428
[ Kicks dresser,
records clatter ]
323
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,434
Okay, so we had the occasionaldifference of opinion.
324
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,769
Somehow, we always managed
325
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:35,306
to find our way hometo each other.
326
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,341
We didn't really have a choice.
327
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,709
Like it or not,we were friends.
328
00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:41,678
[ Sighs ] Hi, you guys.
329
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,749
Paul, me...not to mention Winnie Cooper.
330
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,019
Hi.
331
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,120
Hi.
332
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,327
Are you guys mad at me?
333
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,932
What do you mean?
334
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,871
Well, yesterday in the hall...
335
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:10,608
You just looked like
you were mad at me.
336
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:15,379
I don't know
what you're talking about.
337
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,483
Yeah, me neither.
338
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,223
Okay. Forget it.
339
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,295
Hey, Winnie.
340
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,034
Um...
341
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:40,270
How come
you're wearing your glasses?
342
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,072
Huh?
343
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:44,741
How come
you're wearing your glasses?
344
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,910
Oh. I lost one of my contacts.
345
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:49,846
I look so stupid
in these things.
346
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,081
No, you don't.
347
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,153
You look good.
348
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,325
I'm serious!
349
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,093
You look much smarter.
350
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,663
In fact, Paul and I
were just saying the other day
351
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,330
how dumb you look in contacts.
352
00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:08,431
Weren't we, Paul?
353
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:09,667
Oh, yeah. Tell me about it.
354
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,368
No, really.
355
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,804
I'm surprised your teachers
haven't started grading you down
356
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,405
just because you look dumb.
357
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:17,007
Oh, you're one to talk.
358
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,276
Hey, I'm just being honest.
I would not lie about this.
359
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,711
Would I lie about this, Paul?
360
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,814
I've known him for 12 years,
and he would not lie about this.
361
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,717
You definitely look stupid
in contacts.
362
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,418
You guys!
363
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:31,221
Who's gonna tell you these
things, if not your friends?
364
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:35,559
But, of course, Winnie and Iwere more than friends.
365
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,961
"Hi, I'm Kevin Arnold.
366
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,997
"And I'm really nice
to people's faces,
367
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,799
and then I cut them down
behind their backs!"
368
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,401
Oh, are you sick?
369
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,770
Here... I'll take care of you!
370
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,605
- [ Groaning ] Winnie...
- What's the matter?
371
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,540
Stomach feeling
a little queasy, is it?
372
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:53,343
Feels like the least
little thing might set it off?
373
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,611
Winnie, please.
374
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,514
Maybe I should get you
something to eat!
375
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,882
How about some coleslaw?
376
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,351
Liver?
377
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,552
Fried squid?!
378
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,955
Kevin!
379
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,691
Winnie...
I just want you to know that...
380
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,126
I know.
381
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,795
No, you don't
have to say anything.
382
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,331
Just... Know that I know. Okay?
383
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,333
Know what?
384
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,268
Winnie! Paul told me!
385
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,103
And I'm glad he did!
386
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,272
Paul told you?
387
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,975
Well, yeah! Isn't that great?!
388
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:25,743
Paul told you?!
389
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,045
He says you're crazy about me!
390
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,448
[ Door slams ]
391
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:11,755
Those years were likea long journey for me.
392
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,123
Looking back,
393
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:16,059
it was a time when we werestill very small...
394
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,062
And the world seemed very big.
395
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:22,499
And I think about those daysagain and again...
396
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,168
Whenever some blowhard
397
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,971
starts talking aboutthe anonymity of the suburbs
398
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:31,174
or the mindlessnessof the TV generation...
399
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:36,213
Because I know I'll neverforget those times...
400
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:39,816
Those years of wonder.
401
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:10,981
I'm sorry.
402
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,750
About Brian.
403
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:18,021
And I'm sorry...
404
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:21,358
About what I said today.
405
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,961
It wasn't true.
406
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,463
I know.
407
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,465
[ Sighs ]
408
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,934
[ Crickets chirping ]
409
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,415
[ Judy Collins' "In My Life"
plays ]
410
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:10,240
? There are places I remember ?
411
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:13,710
? All my life ?
412
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,479
? Though some have changed ?
413
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:21,651
? Some forever, not for better ?
414
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:27,791
? Some are gone,
and some remain ?
415
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:33,696
? All these places
had their meanings ?
416
00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:39,169
? With lovers and friends
I still can recall ?
417
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:45,275
? Some are dead
and some are living ?
418
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:53,277
? In my life,
I've loved them all ?
419
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:07,564
? But of all these friends
and lovers ?
420
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:13,536
? There is no one
compares with you ?
421
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:19,109
? And these memories
lose their meaning ?
422
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:24,748
? When I think of love
as something new ?
423
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:30,788
? Though I know
I'll never lose affection ?
424
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:36,392
? For people and things
that went before ?
425
00:21:36,394 --> 00:21:42,132
? I know I'll often stop
and think about them ?
426
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:50,134
? In my life, I love you more ?
427
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:16,032
? Though I know
I'll never lose affection ?
428
00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:21,638
? For people and things
that went before ?
429
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:27,344
? I know I'll often stop
and think about them ?
430
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:35,346
? In my life, I love you more ?
431
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:39,946
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