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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:06,506 ? What would you do if I sang out of tune? ? 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,276 ? Would you stand up and walk out on me? ? 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,516 ? Lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a song ? 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,019 ? I will try not to sing out of key, yeah ? 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,157 ? Oh, baby, I get by ? ? By with a little help from my friends ? 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,692 ? All I need is my buddies ? 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,762 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,300 ? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -? Try with a little help from my friends ? 9 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:36,568 ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa ? 10 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,304 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? 11 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:42,708 ? Somebody who knows quite sure ? 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,909 ? Baby ? 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,645 ? By with a little help from my friends ? 14 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,748 ? Said I'm gonna make it with my friends ? 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,483 ? Try with a little help from my friends ? 16 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,886 ? Oh, I'm gonna keep on trying ? 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,455 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,957 ? I'm gonna keep on trying now, baby ? 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:04,497 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? ? 20 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:09,068 ? Tutti frutti, all rooty ? 21 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,036 Every generation has its idols, 22 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:13,973 guys who were our heroes, 23 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:17,042 guys who defined "cool"... 24 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:20,179 guys who drive chicks crazy. 25 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,447 [ Young women screaming ] 26 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:24,283 My generation produced a ton of these guys... 27 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:25,517 the Beatles... 28 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:27,386 Mick Jagger, and, of course... 29 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,822 ? Awop-bop-a-loo-mop a-lop bam boo ? 30 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,157 Yours truly. 31 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:33,759 Okay, so I didn't have a top-10 single. 32 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,962 I did have the one thing every teen idol needs. 33 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:39,365 [ Sighs ] Hi. 34 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:40,999 A fan. 35 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,302 Debbie Pfeiffer, Paul's little sister. 36 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,103 Hi, Debbie. 37 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:46,806 Hi, Kevin. 38 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,873 Hi, Kevin! 39 00:01:50,476 --> 00:01:52,311 Debbie was a 7th-grader now, 40 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,946 and, to put it mildly, 41 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,114 she thought I put the moon in the sky 42 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:58,017 and told the stars to shine. 43 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,218 Hi, Debbie. 44 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,519 Hi! 45 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,388 Hi, Kevin! 46 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:03,856 It was kinda flattering, I guess. 47 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:07,760 It was also kinda... Nauseating. 48 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,228 And the worst thing was, 49 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,697 no matter how I tried to ignore it... 50 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:14,032 Kevin? 51 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:18,037 It wouldn't ignore me. 52 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,039 Hi, Debbie. 53 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,607 Not to seem insensitive, 54 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,643 but a man of my years had more important things to think about 55 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,544 - than moony little girls. - Hi! 56 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,315 Things like... 57 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,118 Spl-r-I-t! 58 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:34,186 Go... Wildcats! 59 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:36,021 S-p-I-r-I-t! 60 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:37,556 Go... Wildcats! 61 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:39,591 School spirit. 62 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:41,293 Go... Wildcats! 63 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:43,129 [ Cheers and applause ] 64 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,730 [ Whistles ] 65 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:48,133 Around the halls of R.F.K., morale was at an all-time high. 66 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:50,636 For the guys, anyway. 67 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:54,573 Football fever was in the air. 68 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,842 There was, of course, a reason. 69 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,143 Let's spell it out! 70 00:02:58,144 --> 00:03:00,111 W-I-l... 71 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:01,814 Make that two. 72 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,549 Do... 73 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:04,883 Dina Delgado... 74 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,085 a name synonymous with... 75 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:08,854 - Wow! - Wow! -Wow! 76 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,589 [ Cheerleaders cheering ] 77 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:12,424 Dina inspired us, 78 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:16,195 like the statue of liberty or the bill of rights. 79 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,397 Man, I can't wait for the game Friday night! 80 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,034 Friday night? 81 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,237 Let's get there early so we can sit down in front. 82 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,005 It was an event not to be missed. 83 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:28,307 Paul? 84 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,509 I can't go. 85 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,311 - What? - What? 86 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:36,081 There was, of course, a reason. 87 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:39,418 Debbie, honey, you'll be the prettiest girl there! 88 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:40,819 I have to take my sister 89 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:43,589 to a stupid cotillion dance Friday night. 90 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,791 - It's not stupid! - Paul, we've been over this. 91 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:48,594 Mom, she's ruining my life! 92 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,929 I'd be proud to take her. 93 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,333 My little girl on my arm. 94 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,435 I do a mean fox-trot. 95 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,670 Daddy! 96 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,806 Alvin, she's not going to a cotillion with her father. 97 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,742 She's going with her brother. 98 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,043 Why can't she find somebody else? 99 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:07,279 'Cause there isn't anybody else. 100 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,182 Heh-heh. You almost had to feel sorry for old Pfeiff. 101 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:13,018 Still, this was a domestic squabble. 102 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,753 None of my business. 103 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,989 At least, not yet. 104 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,858 I guess I'd just rather go with Paul, 105 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:22,895 if I can't go with somebody... Really nice 106 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,497 or... Really neat. 107 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:27,132 Uh-oh. 108 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,700 The president of my fan club 109 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:31,469 was calling for a personal appearance. 110 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,773 Come to think of it, so was the whole fan club. 111 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:42,748 Time for a little good old-fashioned diplomacy. 112 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:45,817 Come on, Paul. Let's study at my house. 113 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,788 Yep, the old Arnold tact. 114 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:53,993 [ Door slams ] 115 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,728 Ugh, I don't believe this. 116 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:58,531 I might as well go lie down on the highway. 117 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,065 Paul, it's not that bad. 118 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,366 Are you kidding? 119 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:02,668 While you guys are watching Dina, 120 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:03,835 I'm gonna be doing the mambo 121 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:05,504 with little girls in white gloves. 122 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:06,772 Oh, come on. It'll be cute. 123 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,741 Maybe they'll do the hokey-pokey. 124 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:12,644 Well, if you think it's so cute, why don't you take her? 125 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,679 'Cause she's not my sister. 126 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,916 Nothin' like kickin' your best friend when he's down. 127 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:21,453 Until, that is, he kicks you back. 128 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,221 You know, it'd really make her happy. 129 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,024 Paul? 130 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:26,725 Come on. 131 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,660 Why not? She's crazy about you! 132 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,495 She'd be... - hang it up. 133 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:31,630 [ Sighs ] 134 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,832 A real friend'd do it. 135 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,802 [ Buzzer sounds ] Foul! Illegal use of a buddy. 136 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,637 The answer's no, okay? 137 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:39,938 [ Sighs ] Okay, okay. 138 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:41,873 I just thought I'd mention it. 139 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:43,175 Well, don't! 140 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,710 Okay, I won't! 141 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,145 Heck, being a pal was one thing, 142 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:50,582 but in the real world, paldom goes just so far. 143 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:53,452 As opposed to, say, Momdom. 144 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:56,389 So, I understand you're taking Debbie Pfeiffer 145 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,857 to her dance on Friday? 146 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,825 What?! 147 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,127 Well, I saw Ida Pfeiffer at the library today, 148 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:05,263 and she said that Paul said that you and Debbie... 149 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:07,833 Wait a minute. Paul said that? 150 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,535 That's what Ida said. 151 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,869 The weasel. 152 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,405 No. Mom, you misunderstood. 153 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:16,275 See, Paul's taking her, not me. 154 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,343 Oh? 155 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:20,279 Oh, well, that's too bad. 156 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,714 Why? 157 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:26,084 Well, Debbie thinks so much of you. 158 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:27,186 And... 159 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,088 Look, mom, it's not gonna happen, okay? 160 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,523 Not withstanding vicious rumors to the contrary. 161 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:33,759 Well, of course, honey. 162 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,794 It's your decision. 163 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,461 Okay! 164 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,067 [ Sighs wistfully ] 165 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,803 I remember my first dance. 166 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:48,506 It was the harvest moon ball. 167 00:06:48,507 --> 00:06:51,843 I had a date with the cutest boy in school... 168 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:54,012 Todd Calloway. 169 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:56,414 My mother helped me pick out my dress. 170 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:58,951 She even took me to get my hair done. 171 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,386 The night of the dance, 172 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:03,655 I got all dressed up. 173 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,891 And I waited. 174 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:09,127 But he never arrived. 175 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:11,330 Mumps. 176 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:13,798 I was devastated. 177 00:07:13,799 --> 00:07:15,034 Now, even at 14, 178 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,736 I could sense the intimacy of mom's story, 179 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,038 the underlying wisdom 180 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:22,107 in this fragile parable of heartbreak and youth. 181 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,077 And, naturally, my heart went out to her. 182 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,158 Listen, mom, I don't really have time for this, okay? 183 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:31,149 I mean, come on. 184 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:33,886 This was a 12-year-old girl we were talking about here. 185 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,487 She'd get over it. 186 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:39,191 My poor little sister's cryin' herself to sleep at night, Kev. 187 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,492 [ Sighs ] 188 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,995 I didn't realize just how important this dance is to her. 189 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:43,929 Paul... 190 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,764 She doesn't eat. She mopes. 191 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:49,100 Last night, she sat in the dark listening to Neil diamond. 192 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:50,268 Ohh! 193 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:51,870 [ Sighs ] 194 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,907 Look, let me appeal to your better instinct. 195 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,641 I'll give you five bucks. 196 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:58,510 What?! 197 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:00,678 Okay, $10, but that's my final offer. 198 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:04,449 Look, I know what you're thinking, 199 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:06,084 but this isn't about dollars. 200 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,719 It's about something bigger. 201 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,722 [ Snare drums play rhythm ] 202 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,023 And there you had it. 203 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:13,158 [ Cymbals crash ] 204 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,794 School spirit had driven Paul 205 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,263 to the brink of petty bribery. 206 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:19,498 Paul, for the final time, 207 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,999 I'm not taking your sister to the cotillion! 208 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,503 - All right? - All right. 209 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:26,804 - Okay? - Okay! 210 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:29,808 [ Sighs ] 211 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:31,609 She's not gonna take this well. 212 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:34,813 I mean, you're gonna have to tell her. 213 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,414 Why? 214 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:39,383 'Cause she's gonna ask you. 215 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,553 She was upset. 216 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,188 I said..."Ask him. 217 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,424 What's the worst that could happen?" 218 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:47,559 Oh, man. 219 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:51,296 I don't believe this. 220 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,765 But my hand had been forced. 221 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,967 I was gonna have to deal with this 222 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,401 right here, right now. 223 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:02,741 Kev? 224 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,977 Where are you going? 225 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:08,914 I was gonna have to hide in the boys' room. 226 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:12,683 Heck, the kid couldn't ask me if she couldn't find me. 227 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:19,724 Sure, maybe I'd be a little late for class. 228 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,293 It was worth it. 229 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,795 After all, the last thing I wanted to have to face was... 230 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,300 Hi, Kevin! 231 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,102 Rats! 232 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:32,703 Hi, Debbie. 233 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,174 God, that face. 234 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:39,211 Kind of like a kamikaze pilot on her final run. 235 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,546 Kevin? 236 00:09:41,547 --> 00:09:44,349 I was just wondering... 237 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:48,120 See, I have this cotillion coming up on Friday, 238 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:52,324 and it would really mean a lot to me if, 239 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,825 well... 240 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:56,294 I found myself hoping for an earthquake, 241 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,796 a sudden nuclear attack. 242 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,632 But, of course, life is never that forgiving. 243 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:03,334 Would you go with me? 244 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,807 And so, we'd arrived at the final showdown. 245 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:13,111 Unpleasant as it might be, it was time to break a heart. 246 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,645 Listen, Debbie... 247 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,884 [ Sighs ] 248 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:25,890 Okay. 249 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,595 Oh. 250 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,263 [ Exhales sharply ] 251 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,498 Oh! 252 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,537 Oh! 253 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:41,305 Kinda the way Elvis might have handled it. 254 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,884 So, you boys think the wildcats have a shot at a good season? 255 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:56,221 Uh... Sure. Definitely. 256 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,723 By that Friday night, 257 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:00,357 my ex-best friend was on his way to cheerleader heaven. 258 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,831 Whereas I was on my way to cotillion hell. 259 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,867 This must be the most beautiful corsage 260 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,635 any man gave any woman. 261 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,136 You're so thoughtful. 262 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:15,173 It was nothing. 263 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,508 And it wasn't. 264 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,777 I'd been shanghaied into this. 265 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,146 And I knew by whom. 266 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,615 Do you like my earrings? 267 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,417 My grandma gave me these. 268 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:29,354 They're for really special occasions, like tonight. 269 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,957 Oh. Well... 270 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:36,127 Do I look better with my glasses on or off? 271 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,261 [ Earring clatters ] 272 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,299 Oops. My earring. 273 00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:44,769 Excuse me! 274 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,070 It was pretty obvious 275 00:11:46,071 --> 00:11:49,307 this was going to be a long, long night. 276 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:56,014 Okay, Paulorooski, this is it. 277 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,584 Let's get the stadium cushions from the trunk. Okay, dad. 278 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:01,019 I know it's here somewhere. 279 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,354 This much was clear... 280 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,856 if I was gonna get through this evening, 281 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,225 there was only one thing to do. 282 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,327 Excuse me! 283 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,596 I was gonna have to bail. 284 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,398 Have fun, son! 285 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,766 Sure, dad. 286 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,668 See ya. 287 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,903 Ahh, kids today. 288 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,738 Mr. Pfeiffer? 289 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,773 Mm. 290 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,708 I think we should talk. About tonight. 291 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:29,581 Oh, I get it. 292 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,883 You mean, uh, guy to guy. 293 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,618 Uh, yeah. 294 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:36,921 Kev, I think I understand what's on your mind. 295 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,590 And, believe it or not, 296 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,526 I've been in your same situation myself. 297 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:44,729 At last... a man who understood. 298 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,865 Maybe I could catch up with Paul before... 299 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,568 and I want you to know, 300 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,635 I trust you with my daughter. 301 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,439 You do? 302 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,708 I'm proud of you, son! 303 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,876 "Son"? 304 00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,111 Tell you what... 305 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,412 here's $5, 306 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,548 in case you kids want to get some ice cream later 307 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,715 or something. 308 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,288 Show her the time of her life, son. 309 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:19,231 "Sunrise, sunset, swiftly flow the years." 310 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:22,834 [ Car door closes ] 311 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,001 Kevin? 312 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,672 I found it. 313 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,873 Oh. Good. 314 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:32,443 Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers. 315 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,748 I had only one option left. 316 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,150 If I couldn't escape, 317 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,086 maybe I could just blend in with the crowd. 318 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:44,556 [ Discordant fanfare ] 319 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,158 [ Feedback ] 320 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:51,329 Miss Deborah Cecile Pfeiffer, escorted by Kevin Arnold. 321 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,164 [ Discordant fanfare ] 322 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:59,538 No autographs. Please. 323 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,472 [ Mid-tempo jazz music plays ] 324 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,686 Are you having a good time? 325 00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:18,823 Uh, yeah. Great. 326 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,525 Over the next hour-and-a-half, 327 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,595 I was starting to feel a little like a prize heifer. 328 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,631 My, what a fine catch! 329 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,333 Or a 200-pound marlin. 330 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,768 And through it all, 331 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:33,105 little Debbie was stuck to my side... Like glue. 332 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,673 Not like that. 333 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,907 Huh? 334 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,510 Use the tongs, silly. 335 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:42,180 Oh, yeah. Right. 336 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,550 It all looks so beautiful, doesn't it? 337 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,652 I mean, I feel so lucky. 338 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,421 Which she was. 339 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,055 Still, I'd made up my mind. 340 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,158 I was gonna make the best of this, 341 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,661 come hell or high water. [ Light applause ] 342 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:59,964 And now, everyone, it's time for the sweetheart waltz. 343 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,600 And then the rains came. 344 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:03,768 And leading us off 345 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,471 will be Deborah Pfeiffer and Kevin Arnold. 346 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,774 [ Discordant fanfare ] 347 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,310 See, I told you I felt lucky! 348 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,646 There was just one small problem here... 349 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,448 I didn't know how to waltz. 350 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,715 Come on! 351 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:22,153 So, in front of 200,000 gawking 7th-graders, 352 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:25,123 I prepared to make a fool of myself. 353 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,158 [ Waltz music plays ] 354 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,597 It was humiliating. 355 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,101 There I was... Kevin Arnold, teen hero... 356 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,736 stumbling like a lame duck 357 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:42,806 through the single longest waltz in recorded history. 358 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,343 And to make matters worse, 359 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:50,081 I was being led through it, step by clumsy step, 360 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:52,215 by a little girl. 361 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,971 But at least now the hard part was over. 362 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,740 Now, finally, little Debbie would realize 363 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:20,245 her hero had two left feet... both of them Clay. 364 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,047 Kevin, you were great! 365 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,149 Huh? 366 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,283 Oh, Kevin, this must be 367 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,385 the most wonderful night of my life! 368 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,721 I mean, who would have thought? 369 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,589 You and me waltzing! 370 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,592 I feel just like... 371 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,795 Cinderella. 372 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,765 That's when I knew, once and for all, 373 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,432 Debbie Pfeiffer's love for me... 374 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,404 was blind. 375 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:47,605 Ladies and gentlemen, 376 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,508 don't forget that souvenir pictures 377 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,743 are being taken under the trellis. 378 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,778 [ Mid-tempo jazz music plays ] 379 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,981 Do you want to have our picture taken? 380 00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:00,084 Faced with such untarnished emotion, 381 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:03,021 such completely undeserved adoration, 382 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,490 I knew what I had to do. 383 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,758 I'm gonna go get some punch. 384 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:08,993 Okay. 385 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,762 Sure, maybe it was brutal, 386 00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:14,364 but it was time she faced the truth. 387 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:22,540 Oh, decided to sit this one out, huh? 388 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,841 Yeah. 389 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,243 I was gonna sit this one out, all right... 390 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,744 all the way out. 391 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:37,189 I sat there, angry at Debbie, 392 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,425 angry at Paul, angry at myself. 393 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:43,861 I was tired of being idolized, sick of being a hero. 394 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:46,564 For an instant, I'd toyed with the idea 395 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,467 of walking the mile-and-a-half across town 396 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,735 to join the guys. 397 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,003 - Come on. He's over here. - Let's go. 398 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:59,244 [ Grunts ] 399 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,411 I guess the guys had the same idea. 400 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,317 What are you guys doing here? 401 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,553 [ Exhales sharply ] 402 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,622 Bad news, Kev. 403 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,891 Was it the game? Did we lose? 404 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,092 Worse. 405 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,260 Worse? 406 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,530 Paul... You had the binoculars. 407 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,966 You tell him. 408 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,702 Well, when we got to the game... 409 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,004 And thus Paul launched into a story 410 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,473 that I was to hear over and over again, 411 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:31,442 at cocktail parties and class reunions. 412 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,078 A tale of woe. The subject? 413 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:37,749 It was Dina... Dina Delgado... 414 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,419 [ Snare drums play rhythm ] 415 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,453 [ Marching-band music plays ] 416 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,092 [ Cheers and applause ] 417 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,461 [ Whistle blows ] 418 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:54,898 According to Paul, it happened in mere seconds... 419 00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,939 something that broke young mens' hearts 420 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,340 and shattered long-held illusions. 421 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,846 Something slipped from Dina's sweater. 422 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,614 [ Whistle blows ] 423 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:13,451 [ Cheers and applause ] 424 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:17,322 And in the light of this horrifying revelation, 425 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,791 a new consciousness was born, 426 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,693 a single undeniable truth. 427 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,400 Dina Delgado stuffs! 428 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,834 Falsies. 429 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,202 They looked so... Real! 430 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,774 It was a moment of rare understanding, 431 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,944 sympathy for a dream lost. 432 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,479 And, of course, compassion. 433 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,150 Come on. We're on our way to T.P. Delgado's front yard. 434 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,552 Compassion in junior high being expressed in many ways. 435 00:19:48,553 --> 00:19:49,553 No, no thanks. 436 00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:51,790 You guys go ahead without me. 437 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,726 Come on. 438 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,928 As I watched my friends head into the night, 439 00:19:57,929 --> 00:20:01,699 I realized the world was not necessarily a better place 440 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,301 for knowing the truth. 441 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,068 Kevin? 442 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,842 Where'd you go? 443 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:14,145 I've been looking all over for you. 444 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,147 Uh... I, uh... 445 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,084 I had to get some air. 446 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,885 [ Voice breaking ] You don't want to have 447 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,520 your picture taken with me, do you? 448 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,823 No. Debbie, that's not it. 449 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,091 I guess the whole thing was just pretty stupid. 450 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,564 [ Sobbing ] 451 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,341 I don't really know what came over me next. 452 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:49,180 Maybe it was the hurt in her eyes. 453 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,449 And maybe it was because I knew I had put it there. 454 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:20,711 Or maybe it just boiled down to one thing. 455 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,980 You dropped this. 456 00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:26,251 But I knew it was more than that. 457 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,485 [ Slow dance music plays ] 458 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,624 You want to dance? 459 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:45,201 Sure. 460 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,276 [ Music continues ] 461 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,082 Heck, I was no superman. 462 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,583 Not really, anyway. 463 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:03,854 But if Debbie Pfeiffer needed a hero, so be it. 464 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:06,357 She had plenty of time to grow up 465 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,359 and figure it out on her own. 466 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,763 After all, a little stardust in the eyes never hurt anybody. 467 00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:15,465 Least of all, me. 468 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:23,508 As for Mr. Pfeiffer's $5, we put it to good use. 469 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,042 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 470 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:29,779 We got the 8x10 and a dozen wallet-size. 471 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,716 [ Music concludes ] 472 00:22:33,766 --> 00:22:38,316 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33751

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