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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:06,505 ? What would you do if I sang out of tune? ? 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,275 ? Would you stand up and walk out on me? ? 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,515 ? Lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a song ? 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,018 ? I will try not to sing out of key, yeah ? 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,156 ? Oh, baby, I get by ? ? By with a little help from my friends ? 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 ? All I need is my buddies ? 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,299 ? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -? Try with a little help from my friends ? 9 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:36,567 ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa ? 10 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,303 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? 11 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:42,707 ? Somebody who knows quite sure ? 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,908 ? Baby ? 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,644 ? By with a little help from my friends ? 14 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,747 ? Said I'm gonna make it with my friends ? 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,482 ? Try with a little help from my friends ? 16 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,885 ? Oh, I'm gonna keep on trying ? 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,454 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,956 ? I'm gonna keep on trying now, baby ? 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:02,093 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 20 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,000 You start out life with a clean slate, 21 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,536 then you begin to make your mark. 22 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:17,642 You face decisions, make choices. 23 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:21,179 You keep moving forward. 24 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,748 But sooner or later, there comes a time 25 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:27,218 when you look back over where you've been... 26 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:31,189 And wonder who you really are. 27 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:32,457 Wow! 28 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,326 You like it? 29 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:35,793 I love it! 30 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:36,995 Honest? 31 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:39,130 Winnie Cooper and I knew who we were. 32 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:42,634 A couple... together, forever. 33 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,402 Look on the back. 34 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,338 "Love, Winnie." 35 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,807 In a world full of twists and turns, 36 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:51,008 we'd found our way. 37 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:52,243 Happy anniversary! 38 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,713 Oh, thanks. 39 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:58,116 What anniversary? 40 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,652 It is a year ago tonight that you wanted to ask me out, 41 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,286 but you didn't. 42 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:06,257 You don't remember? 43 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:09,460 Well... 44 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:12,530 Of course, we had our occasional misunderstandings. 45 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:13,898 Still... 46 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,033 Uh, sure I do! 47 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:17,469 It's just... 48 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:21,639 I thought that was, uh, tomorrow night. 49 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,274 No, tomorrow night is the anniversary 50 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,310 when you told Paul you really liked me. 51 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:30,148 Oh, right. I always get those two mixed up. 52 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,485 Somehow, we always managed to work things out. 53 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,187 Tell you what... we should celebrate. 54 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:39,090 How 'bout the movies, tomorrow night? 55 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,292 Great! 56 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,326 Yep, we were solid, 57 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,461 and nothing could come between us... 58 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,164 not time, not distance... 59 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,566 Not even raw temptation. 60 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:48,966 [ School bell rings ] 61 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:52,837 Madeline Adams. 62 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:56,007 On the first day of school, she kissed me... 63 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,310 unexpectedly and without provocation... 64 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,911 full on the lips. 65 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,580 Not that it bothered me, exactly. 66 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:05,283 Still, I'd made a point to keep my distance. 67 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:08,319 In fact, I hadn't said a word to her since. 68 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,521 Hi, Kevin. 69 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,557 Uh... 70 00:03:13,559 --> 00:03:14,926 D... 71 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,795 at least, not an intelligible word. 72 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:19,430 [ School bell rings ] 73 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:22,567 Asseyez-vous, s'il vous pla�t! 74 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:27,038 Bonjour, la classe! 75 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,807 Bonjour, Madame! 76 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:33,711 Class, today, we're going to be starting a new unit in French... 77 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,413 LA cuisine. 78 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,617 Cooking! [ Class grumbling ] 79 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,485 Now, for your homework, 80 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:43,354 you and a partner will prepare 81 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,823 an authentic French dish at home, 82 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:50,161 then you'll bring it in here and tell us how you made it... 83 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,229 En Fran�ais! 84 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:54,632 Huh? C'est bien? 85 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:57,569 Say this for the teachers at R.F.K... 86 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,304 they never ran out of bad ideas. 87 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:01,606 Now, to keep it fair, 88 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:04,875 I've put all your names into this mixing bowl, huh? 89 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:10,281 We will be choosing our partners simplement au hasard. 90 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,816 Marcia? 91 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,252 Great. Homework wasn't bad enough. 92 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,186 Harold Gartner. 93 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,622 Cooking wasn't bad enough. 94 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,623 On top of it all, 95 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,992 we were being forced to put ourselves 96 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,694 entirely in the hands of... 97 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,996 Kevin Arnold! 98 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,200 Imminent disaster. 99 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,669 You dog! 100 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,604 She picked your name? 101 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,207 I don't believe it. 102 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,476 He gets all the luck. 103 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,377 Come on. It's just a homework assignment. 104 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:43,848 What's the big deal? 105 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,516 Are you kidding? 106 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:49,320 He's gonna be in her house, after dark? 107 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,789 Anything can happen. 108 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:52,890 Which, as it happened, 109 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:54,325 was exactly what I was afraid of. 110 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,493 Knock it off, will ya? 111 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,461 Look, Mitchell, for your information, 112 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,762 Kevin has a girlfriend. 113 00:04:58,764 --> 00:05:00,064 He's practically married. 114 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,632 Yeah, right. 115 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:05,970 I want a full report, including details. 116 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,705 [ Scoffs ] Some guys! 117 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:09,374 What an imagination! 118 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:10,508 I know what you mean. 119 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,409 I mean, just because she is attractive, 120 00:05:12,411 --> 00:05:14,578 and she has a nice figure, and she... 121 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:15,646 Paul! 122 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,451 I just don't see what the big deal is. 123 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:22,454 Of course, Paul was right. 124 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,556 It wasn't a big deal at all. 125 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,624 Certainly no reason to be concerned. 126 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,059 Except, for some reason... 127 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,527 Kevin? 128 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,698 I was. 129 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,299 You mind if I sit down? 130 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:36,968 Uh... 131 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,304 Well... 132 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:42,173 [ Stammers ] 133 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,009 I thought maybe we should talk. 134 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,244 Really? 135 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:50,047 Well, maybe this would clear some things up, 136 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:52,517 like about what happened that first day, 137 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,218 about why she'd kissed me. 138 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,987 - About... - About what to cook. 139 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:58,857 Cook. 140 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,758 I was thinking chocolate mousse, 141 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,660 if that's all right with you. 142 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:04,628 Uh, yeah. 143 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:07,131 Y-yeah, sure. 144 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,767 Except, you see... 145 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:14,038 Okay, since she wasn't gonna bring it up, I'd have to. 146 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,273 It's just... 147 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,175 That's a lovely I.D. 148 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,376 What? 149 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,178 Was it a gift? 150 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:23,847 Oh. Yeah. Kind of. 151 00:06:23,849 --> 00:06:27,051 From my girlfriend, Winnie Cooper. 152 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,253 For our anniversary. 153 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:30,989 It's lovely. 154 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,858 She must be very special. 155 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:34,926 Yeah. 156 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,761 Yeah, she is, kind of. 157 00:06:37,763 --> 00:06:41,232 So... You were saying? 158 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,602 Oh. That. 159 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:47,505 Well... 160 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,574 But suddenly, I felt foolish. 161 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,877 Here she was, complimenting my girlfriend, 162 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,545 and I was suspicious? 163 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:55,647 Shame on me! 164 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:59,517 Nothing. It's nothing. 165 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:04,022 Well, then, shall we meet tonight at my place, 166 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,256 say 7:30? 167 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,358 Uh, sure. 168 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,126 Sure. That'd be fine. 169 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:10,562 31 Vernon drive. 170 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,363 I'll see you then. 171 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:15,466 And that was that. 172 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:18,936 We'd had a good conversation, straightened things out, 173 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,171 cleared the air. 174 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:23,040 No problem. 175 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:24,675 Tonight? 176 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:26,944 One problem. 177 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:29,680 I thought we were going to the movies tonight. 178 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:32,049 Oh, my gosh. 179 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,519 Well, we are. 180 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:37,789 I-I mean, we were. 181 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,924 I mean... We are. 182 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,493 It's just this thing came up in French, and... 183 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,128 What kind of thing? 184 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,330 Well, it's cooking. 185 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:49,801 You know, I'll just cancel it. 186 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,903 Don't be silly. I won't hear of it. 187 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,473 We had the same kind of assignment like last week. 188 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,941 And I know a bunch of people are counting on you. 189 00:07:57,943 --> 00:08:01,079 The thing is, she was being so sweet about it, so innocent. 190 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,547 Don't think you can fool me, Kevin Arnold. 191 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,883 I beg your pardon? 192 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:09,020 You'd do anything to get out of doing your homework. 193 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,821 But I think this is important. 194 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,790 You do? 195 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,926 Schoolwork comes first. 196 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,428 We'll just go another night. 197 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,831 I'm sure if I were in the same situation, 198 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,332 you'd say the same thing. 199 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,333 Wouldn't you? 200 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,135 Maybe so, maybe not. 201 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:27,472 What could I say, except, of course... 202 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:30,742 Okay. You win. 203 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,179 [ Crickets chirping ] 204 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,548 Winnie was right. 205 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:38,682 Love was love, 206 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,484 but school was school. 207 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:44,155 Kind of like the separation of church and state. 208 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,457 It was time to put social interests aside 209 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,292 and concentrate on academics. 210 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:55,299 It was time to study French. 211 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,401 Bonjour, Kevin. 212 00:08:59,271 --> 00:09:02,006 In our underwear. 213 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,774 Uh... 214 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:06,110 Oh, this. [ Chuckles ] 215 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:07,545 I am sorry I'm such a mess, 216 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,414 but I really didn't have a chance to get fixed up. 217 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:13,050 Oh. Oh. 218 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,786 And since it is a school night and we will be cooking, 219 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:18,189 I just figured, why worry about clothes? 220 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,690 Oh. Well, sure. 221 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:22,226 Sure. That explained it. 222 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,862 Why worry about clothes? 223 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:26,097 Here! 224 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:30,168 You just stir and leave everything else to me, okay? 225 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,470 And even though a little voice inside 226 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,905 was telling me to watch my step... 227 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,140 Entrez. 228 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:38,843 I guess little voices don't speak French. 229 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,248 Le lait. 230 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,018 Le Sucre. 231 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:47,951 Le Sucre. 232 00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:50,320 Besides, once we got started, 233 00:09:50,322 --> 00:09:52,957 it was pretty clear what was gonna happen. 234 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,359 LA mousse. 235 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,126 C'est bon? 236 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,861 We were gonna cook. 237 00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:00,531 [ Intro to "Hey, Good Lookin'" plays ] 238 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:06,737 ? Say hey, good-lookin' ? 239 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:10,007 ? Whatcha got cookin'? ? 240 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:16,914 ? How's about cookin' something up with me-e-e-e-e? ? 241 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:20,251 ? Hey, sweet baby ? 242 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:23,020 ? Don't ya think maybe ? 243 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:29,359 ? We could find us a brand-new recipe-e-e-e ? 244 00:10:29,361 --> 00:10:31,996 ? I got a hot-rod Ford ? 245 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:35,332 Yep, we were really getting to work here... 246 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:39,970 rolling up our sleeves, mopping our brows, 247 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,406 removing our bracelets. 248 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:45,676 Who would have thought that homework could be so fun? 249 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,311 ? Hey, good-lookin' ? 250 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,847 ? Whatcha got cooking? ? 251 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,583 And by the time the smoke cleared, 252 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,019 we were acting like old friends. 253 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:57,521 Well, it looks like this all turned out pretty well. 254 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,090 Oui? 255 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,257 Yeah, not bad. 256 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,860 The fact is, I was a little ashamed of myself 257 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,163 for having thought that... 258 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,631 Well, you know. 259 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,432 It's kind of funny, isn't it? 260 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,301 What's funny? 261 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,637 Oh, well, you know, that you and me were paired up. 262 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:17,007 It's kind of a... Coincidence, you know? 263 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:20,010 And then it happened. 264 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,580 What makes you think it was a coincidence? 265 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:30,254 Well, I mean, you picked my name and... 266 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,392 Uh... 267 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:38,295 I think I better go. 268 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,364 Oh, come on. We haven't even tasted it yet. 269 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,932 No, really. 270 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:42,767 I... 271 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,068 Mmm. 272 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,037 I... 273 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,106 Go ahead. 274 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:51,476 [ Echoing ] Taste it! 275 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,314 I... 276 00:11:57,316 --> 00:12:01,018 I got to go. 277 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,319 [ Dog barking ] 278 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,121 Everything was a blur. 279 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,722 My mind was racing. 280 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,591 I wasn't quite sure what had happened. 281 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:10,928 All I knew was I'd gotten out of there just in time, 282 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,796 with nothing lost. 283 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,198 Nothing... 284 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,433 Aah! 285 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,433 [ Grunts ] 286 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,369 But everything. 287 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,142 There's nothing like an early morning bike ride 288 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,610 to clear your head. 289 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:29,246 I knew I was out that day looking for something. 290 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,549 It could have been my I.D. Bracelet, 291 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,051 except I already knew where that was. 292 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,753 So, maybe I was looking for something else. 293 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,758 Kevin? 294 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,059 Hi! 295 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,963 Kevin, what are you doing here? 296 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:49,200 II was just riding my bike. 297 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,136 Guess I got a little lost. 298 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:55,372 Which was true in more ways than one. 299 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,808 Uh, I-I was thinking about you. 300 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,710 Which was true, too. 301 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:03,547 Well, that's nice. 302 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,016 And it was nice. 303 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,351 It made me feel sure again, 304 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,052 made me feel brave. 305 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,921 So, how'd it go last night? 306 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,925 [ Echoing ] Taste it. 307 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,429 Made me feel like throwing up. 308 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:21,365 Uh, I-it went okay. 309 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:25,169 Just a lot of cooking, more or less. 310 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,737 What did you make? 311 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,805 Uh, nothing special. 312 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:32,476 Just, you know, chocolate mousse. 313 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,512 Oh, that sounds delicious! 314 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,181 Probably. But I-I didn't taste it! 315 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:45,089 Kevin, where is your bracelet? 316 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,290 And right about then, I had a choice. 317 00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:49,693 I could be a man and tell her everything... 318 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:52,529 Uh, I never wear it when I'm riding. 319 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:55,266 Or I could be a worm and tell her nothing. 320 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,101 II wouldn't want anything to happen to it. 321 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,603 But you'll wear it tonight, right? 322 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:00,871 Tonight? 323 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,005 Our movie night. 324 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,874 Oh, yeah! Of course! 325 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,609 Great. 326 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,512 So, I'll see you then. 327 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,785 You're the best. 328 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,157 But I didn't feel like the best. 329 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,326 I felt more like... 330 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,995 Mousse au chocolat. 331 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:25,729 Voil�! 332 00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,598 Wow. 333 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,903 And the worst thing was I was getting applause for it. 334 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:33,937 Tr�s bien! 335 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:37,574 You two obviously work very well together. 336 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,877 If only she knew. 337 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,180 [ School bell rings ] Merci, � bient�t! 338 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,416 Okay, then. No use dawdling. 339 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,751 Make this short and sweet. 340 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:48,952 Madeline? 341 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,423 I think I left my I.D. At your house last night. 342 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,858 Yes, I know. 343 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:58,662 It's just... I need it. 344 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,564 I have a date. 345 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,067 With Winnie. 346 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,803 At the movies. 347 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,105 Tonight. In town. 348 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,040 With Winnie. 349 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,509 Did I say, "with Winnie"? 350 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,913 Of course you can have it back. 351 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:23,187 There. A done deal. Over and out. 352 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:26,523 Only I'm afraid I didn't bring it with me. 353 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,359 Oh. 354 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,228 So, I guess we have a problem here. 355 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,463 Don't we? 356 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,898 What do you mean? 357 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,566 Well, you'll have to come over to my house tonight 358 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:37,968 and pick it up. 359 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:42,439 What time shall I expect you? 360 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:50,113 Behold the hunted, struggling against hope. 361 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,850 Behold the hunter, 362 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:56,553 mandibles dripping. 363 00:15:56,555 --> 00:16:00,624 A sad and macabre dance of death. 364 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,894 Whatever can miss spider be thinking? 365 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,696 I wasn't sure, but I had a pretty good idea. 366 00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:08,232 Kev? 367 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,499 You all right? 368 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,969 Sure. Fine. 369 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,537 But I wasn't. 370 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,773 I needed help, guidance. 371 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,443 I lost my I.D. Bracelet. 372 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,044 The one Winnie gave me. 373 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,813 I'm seeing her tonight. 374 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,615 You lost it?! 375 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,284 Well, I left it somewhere. 376 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,619 Where? 377 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,223 Just... Somewhere. 378 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,258 Heck, no need to delve into details 379 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,026 for a little crummy advice. 380 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:36,927 [ Sighs ] 381 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,796 So, what do you think I should do? 382 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,564 There's only one thing to do! 383 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,633 As if I didn't know what his answer would be... 384 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,503 be truthful, be honest! 385 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,970 Get another one. 386 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,339 What?! 387 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,108 Consider the alternatives! 388 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,811 Death, dismemberment. 389 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:57,114 Total extinction. 390 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,516 Excuse me, sir? 391 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,121 I need an I.D. Bracelet. 392 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,589 Do you have any? 393 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,458 Yes. Over here, please. 394 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,827 Now this was the ticket. 395 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,262 Why hadn't I thought of this before? 396 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:15,099 Solid sterling, hollow, or chrome plated? 397 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,768 Beveled, rounded, or squared? 398 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,337 How much are those? 399 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,245 $9.75. 400 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,080 That's the one. 401 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,749 Anything else? 402 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,818 Yeah, I need it engraved. Cheap. 403 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:39,189 Hey, it was only for one night, right? 404 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,758 Write down the name you want. 405 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,798 And finally, things were back to normal. 406 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,699 Sure, I made a few missteps. 407 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,436 But now everything was gonna be fine. 408 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:55,305 I'd acted in the Nick of time, covered my tracks, 409 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:58,642 reclaimed the good name of... 410 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,313 Kevin Arnold?! 411 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,449 A fungus in the petri dish of life. 412 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,552 Oh, my gosh! 413 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:11,856 I'd fallen victim to a fatal combination... 414 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:15,559 poor penmanship, haste, and a nearsighted jeweler. 415 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,927 Oh, my gosh! 416 00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:21,532 Kevin Arnold? 417 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,300 [ Laughs ] 418 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,502 [ Squeaks ] 419 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,370 [ Laughs ] 420 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:30,807 Ya-ya-ya-ya! 421 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,510 Kevin Arnold! [ Laughs ] 422 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,246 And that's when I knew. 423 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:39,182 There was only one thing to do and only one way to do it. 424 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:46,724 The moment had come. 425 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:47,924 I was gonna ask, 426 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,626 and, if necessary, demand 427 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,629 that she give my bracelet back! 428 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,664 This was what I should have done all along. 429 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:57,434 Heck, I was no mold. I was Kevin Arnold. 430 00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:01,171 I knew what I wanted. 431 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,273 I knew exactly what I was gonna say. 432 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:07,645 And I was gonna say it... 433 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:15,185 right to her front door. 434 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,227 No, but I'm out of runways. 435 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,961 Think of what this baby costs! 436 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,430 I'm thinking of that plane load of people. 437 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:29,466 This runway's the only hope they've got. 438 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,602 There's nothing that compares to a good movie... 439 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,037 the plot, the music, 440 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,040 the total darkness. 441 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,775 So far that night, 442 00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:42,613 I'd kept Winnie from noticing the bracelet I wasn't wearing. 443 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,914 But I knew sooner or later... 444 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,281 Winnie? 445 00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:49,186 I was gonna have to come clean. 446 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,456 Want another licorice whip? 447 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,659 Or delay as long as I could. 448 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,360 No, thanks. 449 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,296 How about some milk duds? 450 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:02,466 I'm fine. Really. 451 00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,635 Okay, so I was chicken. 452 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,503 I needed time... 453 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,171 time to think, 454 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:11,308 time to plan. 455 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:20,317 Time to bid life goodbye. 456 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,421 Excuse me. 457 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,757 Sorry. Excuse me. 458 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:33,063 [ Breathing heavily ] 459 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,566 Kevin, are you all right? 460 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,968 Me? 461 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,670 You're all sweaty. Are you sick? 462 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,340 Well, I... 463 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,141 Well... 464 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,743 Maybe we should leave. 465 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,011 But at that moment, 466 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:51,014 I knew leaving wouldn't solve the problem. 467 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:55,852 There was no escape from this. I had reached a dead end. 468 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,488 Listen, Winnie, we have to talk... 469 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,056 About my bracelet. 470 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,394 You see, I-I kind of... 471 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:06,796 Excuse me. 472 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,965 I think you dropped this. 473 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,006 Thank you! 474 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,342 It's very nice. 475 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,544 I gave it to him. 476 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:25,782 Well, must be nice to have someone you love like that. 477 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,128 That was so nice of her, wasn't it? 478 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:46,870 Life is a series of twists and turns. 479 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:51,575 Things don't always turn out the way you expected. 480 00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:55,913 Still, that night, I knew I turned a corner. 481 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,981 As for the future, 482 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,551 well, I wasn't worried. 483 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:05,389 I had my girl, had my good name back, 484 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,891 and I was gonna keep it locked on. 485 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,330 Forever. 486 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:17,930 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33917

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