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? What would you do
if I sang out of tune? ?
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? Would you stand up
and walk out on me? ?
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? Lend me your ears,
and I'll sing you a song ?
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? I will try not to sing
out of key, yeah ?
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? Oh, baby, I get by ?
? By with a little help from my friends ?
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? All I need is my buddies ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -?
Try with a little help from my friends ?
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- ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ?
- ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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[ Intro to Maurice chevalier's "thank
heaven for little girls" plays ]
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From the moment a father firstlays eyes on his daughter,
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she's foreverdaddy's little girl...
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? Thank heaven ?
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? For little girls ?
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And he's forever her hero...
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? For little girls
get bigger every day ?
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A giver of gifts...
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? Thank heaven ?
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? For little girls ?
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A granter of wishes...
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? They grow up
in the most delightful way ?
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A knight in shining armor.
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? Those little eyes
so helpless and appealing ?
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? One day will flash ?
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? And send you crashing
through the ceiling ?
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And in return, she givesto him that love and respect
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which is specialbetween dads and their girls.
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I can't stand living
in this house.
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Well, where the hell
were you last night?
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Look, will you stop
giving me the third degree?
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Of course, for my sisterand my father,
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that special love and respecttook the form of...
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I waited up half the night.
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Well, you don't
have to wait up for me.
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Guerrilla warfare.
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I left the damn porch light on
until all hours.
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Do you have any idea
how much that costs?
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Sorry. Take it
out of my allowance.
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But the weekof my sister's birthday,
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they brought outthe heavy artillery.
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Your curfew is 11:00.
You want to be grounded?
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I don't believe this! I'm 18!
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Not until Sunday, you're not!
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During that week,mom was sort of like the U.N.,
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trying to mediatethe warring factions...
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Boysenberry syrup?
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And failing miserably.
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Why is he always on my case?
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Well, uh...
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Why can't she ever listen?
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Me? I was kind of like...
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Uh...
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Switzerland.
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Can't we just eat our breakfast
in peace?
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[ Horn honking ]
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Now where are you going?
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To school.
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As for Wayne and myself,
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we'd learnedto keep a low profile
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during these skirmishes...
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Kevin, Wayne...
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Clean up the dishes,
take out the garbage.
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Because you never knew
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when you might get hitby a stray bullet.
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And, Kevin, I want those leaves
raked and bagged tomorrow.
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Your turn to wash, butthead.
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The fact was whenever dad hadan axe to grind with Karen,
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he ended up grinding it on us.
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Kevin, you might want to leave
some of that pencil.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Not that I was gonnalet family problems interfere
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with my social life.
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Kevin, is something wrong?
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Winnie, I can't go to the movies
with you tomorrow afternoon.
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Oh.
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My dad's making me
work in the yard,
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'cause he's mad at Karen again.
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Oh. [ Bell rings ]
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Well, that's too bad.
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You bet it was.
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Anyone with half a brainwould agree that...
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your dad's been pretty hard
on Karen.
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Chicks always stick together.
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Winnie, isn't that
a little unfair?
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Karen stays out all night,
and I end up raking the leaves.
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Yeah, it is unfair.
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Karen's too old
to have a curfew.
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No, she's not. She's only 18.
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18's an adult.
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Fine, throw the law in my face.
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She'll be in college next year.
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So, what's that mean,
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that she doesn't have to listen
to my father anymore?
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Well, does he ever
listen to her?
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Yeah, of course.
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[ Scoffs ]
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I'm not listening to this.
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No grades? No exams?
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Daddy, it's a very good school.
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What the hell kind of college
is that?
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But it wasn'tthat dad didn't listen.
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He listened.
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He just didn't likewhat he heard.
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Will you please tell him
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that this isn't the stone age
anymore.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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The thing is, I was beginningto see a pattern.
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Whenever Karen saidone thing...
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Well, this is where I'm going.
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Dad said the other...
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Not while I'm paying for it.
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And vice versa.
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Fine.
Then I won't go to college.
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Oh, you're going, all right.
And I'm sending you.
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State has a lovely campus.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Excuse me.
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Armed withmy newfound observations
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about the nature ofinterpersonal communication,
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it was timeto come to the rescue.
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It seems to me
that you two should...
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Kevin, stay out of this.
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Okay. Glad I could be of help.
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Wait a minute.
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At least as a visual aid.
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Your brother's
going to college,
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your other brother's
going to college,
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and you're going to college.
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Thanks.
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Hey, I didn't...
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well, maybe I'll travel...
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see the world,
go to the college of life.
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[ Scoffs ]
What do you know about life?
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I know plenty about life.
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I'll go to Europe.
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And who's gonna pay for that?
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In a way,you almost had the feeling
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they didn't want to be rescued.
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You are so narrow-minded.
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Watch yourself, young lady.
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The funny thing is, the closerit got to Karen's birthday...
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I'm the one who's gonna
go to this school.
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The worse it got...for all of us.
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Think it's safe to go out?
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I wouldn't... unless you want
to clean out the downspouts.
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Sound reasoning.
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It seemed like every time
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dad and Karen passed each otherin the hall,
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it meant...
[ Knocking on door ]
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Boys?
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More slave labor.
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Dad, I raked the leaves.
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I straightened out the garage.
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I walked the dog!
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Oh.
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There. We'd stumped him.
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Not a chore left un-chored.
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In that case, come on.
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Uh-oh. This did not bode well.
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If dad couldn't make us work,
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he was gonna make us play.
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Okay, let's hit a few.
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Golf... talk about punishment.
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Now we were gonna find out justhow bad the argument had been.
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Yep, must have been a doozie.
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Your turn, Kev.
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Let's see your stance.
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Ah, not... not like that.
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Still,maybe this wasn't all bad.
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You got to turn
your grip over...
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Maybe hanging outwith the guys,
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imparting secret grips
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was just the thing to bringdad's blood pressure down.
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Got it?
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I think so.
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Hey! There you go!
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I guess it was easier
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for dad to communicatewith the Arnold men
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because we were, well... Men.
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[ Grunts ]
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Uh-huh, nothin' like whackin'around the old pro-flite
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to forge new and lasting bonds.
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Maybe we ought to get you guys
a starter set.
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Oh, no, thanks.
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Shut up!
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A small price to payfor a little good cheer.
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Matter of fact,
maybe we'll come again.
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Maybe bring your mom,
maybe your sis.
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[ Giggles ]
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Karen? Space girl playing golf?
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Hey. Leave your sister alone.
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She's not so bad.
She means well.
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Well, well. "Not so bad"?"Means well"?
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Why couldn't he tell her that?
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Come on.
Let's hit another bucket.
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Still, it was too badKaren wasn't Arnold Palmer.
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Pass me the popcorn, huh?
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Sure, dad.
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Because I hadn't seen dadthis calm in over a week.
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I like this show.
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Me too.
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- Me too.
- Ah.
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Yep, this was just likeold times.
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So, mom, we gonna have
a birthday cake for Karen?
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A cake? [ Scoffs ]
I don't want a cake.
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Sure you do.
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No, really, I don't.
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I-I don't want a party, either.
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Well, honey,
it's not exactly...
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what are you talking about?
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Sure you do. You like parties.
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No, really, dad, I don't.
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Fine.
Then we won't have a party.
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Good.
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We'll just
give you your presents.
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I don't want presents, either,
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so nobody
get me a present, okay?
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Golf, anyone?
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You're gonna get presents.
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Well, I'm not gonna take them!
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[ Horn honks ]
Whoops. Homework calls.
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I'm going out.
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In that?
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[ Sighs exasperatedly ]
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My clothes are wrong?
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My friends are wrong?
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Okay, we were one step shyof Armageddon.
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This calledfor a voice of reason,
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a note of conciliation.
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Will you guys knock it off?
I'm trying to watch TV!
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I'm out of here.
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Honey?
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And you don't have to bother
to leave the light on.
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I'll manage just fine.
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[ Door closes ]
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Tomorrow...
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mow the lawn.
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Gotcha.
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Gotcha.
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[ Door slams ]
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[ Door slams ]
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I guess you could say
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my sister's 18th birthdaystarted off with a bang.
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[ Door slams ]
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Still, there was a bright side
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to the warbetween dad and Karen.
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It had brought my brotherand me...
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What are you looking at?
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Closer together.
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Nothing.
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Well, look somewhere else.
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Hey, this is a free country.
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Get lost, will you, scrote?
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I can't get lost!
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- Butthead!
- Dork!
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We were kind of like ratsin a laboratory experiment.
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And the worst thing was...
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there was no way out.
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Oh!
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On the other hand...
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Maybe it was time to dealwith this thing.
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh! - Anything was better
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than spending the morningwith Wayne and miss may.
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[ Sighs ] Dad?
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Hmm?
267
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:16,407
Besides, you could kind of seehe wanted to talk.
268
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,211
Dad, is there anything
I can do?
269
00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:25,149
I mean, I know you and Karen
have been...
270
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,585
Well...
271
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:30,121
I mean, I've just
been thinking that...
272
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,923
I-if you ever wanted
someone to talk to...
273
00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:35,092
I just want you to know that...
274
00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:35,927
[ Sighs ]
275
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,795
I'm here.
276
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:38,996
It was a bold move.
277
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,332
But I knewit was the right one.
278
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:45,803
Heck, you could almost see hiseyes welling up with gratitude.
279
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,038
Kev?
280
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,840
Yeah, dad?
281
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:53,177
Is there any more dip
in the refrigerator?
282
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,214
I'll see.
283
00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,317
And grab the chips
while you're at it, okay?
284
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,319
Which, in culinary terms,meant,
285
00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,555
"none of your damn business,"I guess.
286
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,223
Well, I'm out of here.
287
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,525
Wait a minute.
288
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,926
Where are you going?
289
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,694
I don't know.
290
00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:11,996
What does that mean?
291
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,365
It means what it means.
I'm going out.
292
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,768
You're gonna be home for
dinner. We're expecting you.
293
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,169
Your mother's making a cake.
294
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,004
Well,
I already told her not to.
295
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,209
[ Door closes ]
296
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,110
[ Sighs ]
297
00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:29,713
And suddenly,dad was downright talkative.
298
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,682
Get your brother.
299
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,650
Aw, geez.
300
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:33,918
This was bad.
301
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,620
You could seedad had something in mind
302
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,321
even worse than working,
303
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,622
even worse than golf.
304
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,624
We're going shopping.
305
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,527
[ Sighs ]
306
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,595
Okay, split up.
307
00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:46,897
Find a gift for your sister,
308
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,865
and we'll meet back here
in 15 minutes.
309
00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:52,269
Sure... 15 minutes soundedlike an adequate amount of time
310
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,671
for thoughtful purchase.
311
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,805
I don't get it.
312
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:57,141
Karen said she didn't
want any presents.
313
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,809
She doesn't know
what she wants.
314
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,410
- But...
- Here's 20 bucks.
315
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:01,912
Roger. [ Chuckles ]
316
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,081
So, what are we gonna get her?
317
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,117
[ Man speaking indistinctly
over P.A. ]
318
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:09,720
Bug spray.
319
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,556
[ Laughs ]
320
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,491
Well, I was on my own here.
321
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:18,029
The only problem wasI had no idea where to start.
322
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,464
[ Xylophone tinkling ]
323
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:24,034
It seemed like the old standbysjust weren't right this year.
324
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,605
[ Gun rattling ]
325
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,477
Something told meshe wasn't quite ready
326
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,314
for the royal walnut,solid-veneer dinette set.
327
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,449
[ Man speaking indistinctly
over P.A. ]
328
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,553
I needed something special...
329
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,256
something for someoneturning 18...
330
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,924
whatever that meant.
331
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:53,897
With two shopping minutes left,I was beginning to lose hope.
332
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,899
I guess dad was, too.
333
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,834
[ Bell dings ]
334
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,470
[ Cash register rings ]
335
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,508
What's that?
336
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,444
None of your business.
337
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,178
Come on, I'm just asking.
338
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,580
Well...
339
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,785
it was kind of expensive,
but...
340
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,354
Great. Put my name on it, too.
341
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,223
[ Bell dings ]
342
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,460
So, dad, what'd you get her?
343
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:24,996
Hmm?
344
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,934
Nothing.
345
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:32,803
Oh.
346
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,505
Nothing?
347
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,107
Nope.
348
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,043
Well, we have plenty of things
to give her,
349
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,644
so don't worry.
350
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:41,778
I'm not.
351
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,913
But I was.
352
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,982
Dad always bought Karena present...
353
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,583
every year without fail.
354
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:49,220
There's trash in the kitchen.
Take it out.
355
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,153
Wayne!
356
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,089
And suddenly I began to realize
357
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:54,424
this was more seriousthan I'd thought.
358
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,002
What's that?
359
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,703
What's it look like?
360
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,505
Is that 'cause of me?
361
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,307
[ Sighs ] Kind of.
362
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,576
Figures.
363
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,980
It was the longestconversation we'd had in...
364
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,715
Oh, about a year.
365
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,585
So...
366
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,687
You coming to your party?
367
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,222
I don't know yet.
368
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,425
Well, I mean,
mom's baked a cake.
369
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,793
Who cares about a stupid cake?
370
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:32,996
Okay, so muchfor helpful advice.
371
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,632
I knew when to keepmy mouth shut.
372
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,769
Look, Karen...
373
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,974
you and dad really
have to have a talk.
374
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,242
You know that.
375
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,144
I don't think so.
376
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,879
No, really!
377
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,214
You're always mad at him.
378
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,382
I mean, do you have to be
so hard on him?
379
00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,418
Sorry.
380
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,886
[ Sighs ]
381
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,155
I think you ought to come
to the party.
382
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,357
Why?
383
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,559
Was this chick dense or what?
384
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,028
Come on, Karen.
385
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:07,097
Can't you just give in
this once?
386
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,332
And the funny thing is,
387
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,900
right up until the momentI said it...
388
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,203
I mean, it's not like
you're gonna be here next year.
389
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:16,106
I guess I'd neverreally believed it.
390
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,876
Maybe Karen didn't either.
391
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,646
Well, thanks for the insight.
392
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,651
And suddenly she looked so...
393
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,986
Lost.
394
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,789
Karen?
395
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,393
I knew she needed answers...
396
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,962
about the future...
397
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,463
About her life.
398
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,935
Unfortunately,I didn't have the answers...
399
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,737
or even the questions.
400
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:57,514
That night, dinner lastedabout 61/2 months.
401
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,151
Can I get anybody
some more potatoes?
402
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:04,488
- No, thanks.
- Sure.
403
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,457
While mom triedto fill the empty space
404
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,858
with vegetables and starch,
405
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,292
the rest of us waited...
406
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:10,661
[ Party favor honks ]
407
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,896
For the inevitable explosion.
408
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,665
[ Door closes ]
409
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,301
I'm back.
410
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,939
But I can't stay.
411
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,445
Not even for cake
and ice cream, honey?
412
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,481
Mom, I told you,
I don't want a cake.
413
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,582
- [ Clears throat ]
- It's too late.
414
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,184
I'm lighting the candles
right now.
415
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,820
Kevin, honey, get the lights.
416
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,522
Well, the stage was set.
417
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,591
Bring on the fireworks.
418
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:46,363
Okay, here it comes.
Everybody sing.
419
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:51,435
? Happy Birthday to you ?
420
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,503
Everybody.
421
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:56,874
? Happy Birthday to you ?
422
00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:03,080
? Happy Birthday, dear Karen ?
423
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:09,152
? Happy Birthday to you ?
424
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:12,456
There it was...18 years of hopes and memories
425
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:16,159
poured into 80 ounces ofegg whites and sugar and wax.
426
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:19,029
It was enoughto melt anybody's heart...
427
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,133
except maybe my sister's.
428
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,668
[ Horn honks ]
429
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,604
There's my ride.
I've got to go.
430
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,807
And I guess that was the strawthat broke the camel's back.
431
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,310
Not so fast.
You're staying here.
432
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,114
No, I'm not.
433
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,682
Yes, you are.
434
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,486
I'm leaving, daddy.
435
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,589
And even though I'd beenhearing those words for weeks,
436
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,891
suddenly I washearing something new.
437
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:51,228
Or maybe it was as oldas children
438
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,997
and parents and families.
439
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:59,002
You're not going
until you open this.
440
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,904
[ Clears throat ]
441
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,775
What is it?
442
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:07,811
Open it.
443
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,428
It's my kit bag.
444
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,830
From the corps.
445
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:32,435
Uh, I was gonna get you a...
446
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:33,537
You know, new one.
447
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,939
But I thought
you'd like this better.
448
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,245
It's, uh, for college.
449
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,852
Or if you go someplace.
450
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,389
Either way,
you got to have something
451
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,191
to put your clothes in,
and, uh...
452
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,830
this one got me through
a lot of rough times.
453
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,901
I love it.
454
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,149
These too?
455
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,651
Uh...
456
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,653
Those are mine.
457
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,499
Thanks, dad.
458
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,813
[ Horn honks ]
459
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,422
I've got to go.
460
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,394
Then go.
461
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,358
[ Intro to Sandy Denny's "who knows
where the time goes?" Plays ]
462
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,137
[ Blows ]
463
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:24,347
? Across the morning sky ?
464
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:25,415
Hey.
465
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:28,719
? All the birds are leaving ?
466
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,522
Did you make a wish?
467
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,557
Yeah.
468
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,997
? Ah, how can they know ?
469
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:47,604
? It's time for them to go? ?
470
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,573
That night of my sister's18th birthday,
471
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,107
a lot of things happened...
472
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,976
- ? Before the winter fire ?
- ...Maybe more than she knew,
473
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,878
because that night,
474
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,781
when my father let Karen go out...
? I will still be dreaming ?
475
00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:00,083
He let Karen go.
476
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,322
? I do not count the time ?
477
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:08,625
And maybe that's howit had to be.
478
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,193
Children leave.
479
00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:12,729
And parents stay behind.
480
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:16,800
? Who knows where the time goes? ?-Still, some
things are deeper than time and distance.
481
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,869
And your father will alwaysbe your father.
482
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:25,308
? Who knows
where the time goes? ?
483
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:28,444
And he will alwaysleave a light on for you.
484
00:22:28,494 --> 00:22:33,044
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