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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:06,571 ? What would you do if I sang out of tune? ? 2 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:11,209 ? Would you stand up and walk out on me? ? 3 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:17,481 ? Lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a song ? 4 00:00:17,483 --> 00:00:21,018 ? I will try not to sing out of key, yeah ? 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,223 ? Oh, baby, I get by ? ? By with a little help from my friends ? 6 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,691 ? All I need is my buddies ? 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,760 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 8 00:00:29,762 --> 00:00:35,066 ? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -? Try with a little help from my friends ? 9 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,601 ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ? 10 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:40,272 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 11 00:00:41,774 --> 00:00:43,275 [ Choral singing ] 12 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,743 In junior high school, 13 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:47,812 looks mean a lot. 14 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:53,151 There's the look of love... 15 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:59,391 the look of rejection... 16 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:04,162 the thrill of victory... 17 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:07,365 The agony of defeat. 18 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:12,003 But there was one look that was different, 19 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,872 a once-in-a-lifetime look... 20 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:17,676 a look that said things would never be the same again. 21 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,477 Doug? 22 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:23,815 Doug? 23 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,750 You okay? 24 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,988 One glance at a face like that, and you knew. 25 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:33,224 Oh, man. When did it happen? 26 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:34,859 Last night. 27 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:36,994 Was it your dad? 28 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,598 He gave you... 29 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,901 "The talk." 30 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:47,372 "The talk." The old birds and bees. 31 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:51,243 I actually had to listen to my dad say "genitals." 32 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,610 - Ugh! - Ugh! 33 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,345 It was horrible, 34 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,948 too horrible to contemplate. 35 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,617 The worst thing was, no one was immune. 36 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:02,253 It could strike anytime, anywhere. 37 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:04,923 The fatal communication. 38 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:07,258 Kevin? 39 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:09,627 [ Distorted ] It all begins with an egg. 40 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,996 Oh, no. 41 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:14,832 So, when a man and a woman get together... 42 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:16,134 Oh, gosh! 43 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,870 When your mother and I... 44 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,872 No, no, don't drag mom into this! 45 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,173 [ Normal voice ] Kevin! 46 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:24,609 Huh? 47 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:26,044 Shove over. 48 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,812 Fortunately, my father preferred 49 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,681 to communicate with his kids as little as possible. 50 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:33,818 Still, you never knew if your luck was gonna run out. 51 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,254 Or when. 52 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,723 Looks like it's wearing pretty thin to me. 53 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,191 Jack... 54 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:42,460 Day three of my dad's week off. 55 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,495 So far, he'd tightened every screw 56 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,197 on every kitchen cabinet, 57 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,166 re-wired all our lamps, 58 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,469 and added another layer of insulation to the attic. 59 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:55,006 In short, he was laying siege to my mom's domain. 60 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,776 Honey, it's just a little crack. 61 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,744 Eh... It's fallin' apart. Where's my glue? 62 00:03:00,746 --> 00:03:03,014 Of course, after years of experience, 63 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,482 mom had learned to play dad 64 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,250 like a matador dealing with a bull. 65 00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:07,251 Honey? 66 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:09,320 You want this last piece of bacon? 67 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:12,423 [ Trumpet fanfare plays ] 68 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:16,293 [ Crowd cheering ] 69 00:03:16,295 --> 00:03:18,462 [ Bull moos ] 70 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,131 Ol�, mom! 71 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,900 [ Water dripping ] 72 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,810 [ Dripping echoes ] 73 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:35,714 Damn it! I just put a new washer in this thing. 74 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,949 Did the paper come yet? 75 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:42,587 I know you wanted to look at those tire sales. 76 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,622 Oh. 77 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:47,191 I hope he hit the porch this time. 78 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:50,728 - Yep. Mom had all the moves. - [ Sighs ] 79 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,397 What the... 80 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,031 You want another muffin, honey? 81 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:55,933 [ Rattling ] 82 00:03:55,935 --> 00:03:58,135 Until, that is... 83 00:03:58,137 --> 00:03:59,670 Jack! 84 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:01,573 The bull got into the China shop. 85 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,407 These hinges are going, Norma. 86 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:07,178 Jack... Not my good crystal. 87 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,347 Kevin, get my toolbox from the cellar. 88 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:12,250 Now, this was serious. This was mom's stemware. 89 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,685 [ Hinge squeaking ] 90 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:14,852 Wait. 91 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:16,354 You could see her reaching back 92 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:19,223 for some way to save the situation, 93 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:20,258 some way to... 94 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,895 I know. Why don't you do something with Kevin? 95 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:27,164 Stab me in the back. 96 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,366 Huh? 97 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:31,402 You could go to a movie or... Play catch. 98 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:36,741 [ Glasses rattle ] 99 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,075 Well, I better get going. 100 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:40,778 No, wait. 101 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,313 I've got it. 102 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,849 Jack, wouldn't this be the perfect time 103 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:46,383 to build that tree house 104 00:04:46,385 --> 00:04:48,218 that you two have always talked about? 105 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:50,388 - A tree house? - A tree house? 106 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,156 A tree house? 107 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:53,391 I couldn't believe it. 108 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:55,126 After all I'd done for her... 109 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,395 slept in her house, eaten her food! 110 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:00,765 Why not? I think it would be fun for both of you. 111 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:03,868 Come on, mom. I'm too old for a tree house. 112 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,536 Right, dad? 113 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,171 I was sorry to bail out on old mom, 114 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,640 but the fact was... 115 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:09,807 Nonsense. 116 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,042 [ Hinge squeaks ] 117 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,078 You're never too old for a tree house. 118 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,481 I was a dead man. 119 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:22,387 See, it wasn't just a matter of being too old for a tree house. 120 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:25,023 Building something... building anything... 121 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,792 with my dad didn't really mean "building." 122 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:31,562 It meant sitting around... 123 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,598 Kev. 124 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,467 Holding twine... 125 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:40,638 being in the way... 126 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,810 eating sawdust... 127 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:49,046 And watching him build. 128 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:51,216 Well, startin' to lose the light. 129 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:54,085 Let's knock off for today, huh, tiger? 130 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,554 "Tiger"? I didn't feel like a tiger. 131 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:58,389 I felt more like... An elf. 132 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,691 We'll pick it up tomorrow. 133 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,359 I can't. 134 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,196 I've got school tomorrow. 135 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,065 I'll pick you up. 136 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:11,502 Great. 137 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:13,103 It didn't seem fair. 138 00:06:13,105 --> 00:06:14,572 I was 13 years old, 139 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:17,374 and my father was still treating me like a kid. 140 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:19,510 I mean, what was it gonna take here? 141 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:22,413 Check this out. 142 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:28,085 Put that away! 143 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:30,321 Sorry, Pfeiff. Didn't mean to scare you. 144 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,689 Grow up, Hobson. 145 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:34,526 What's wrong with it? My dad looks at this stuff. 146 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:35,893 Yeah,your dad, maybe. 147 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,795 Uhhuh. Like yours doesn't. 148 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:39,564 Of course not. 149 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,667 My dad's an optometrist! 150 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:44,936 [ Scoffs ] 151 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,771 Well, he doesn't. 152 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:51,108 I don't want this to come as a shock to you, Pfeiff, 153 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:54,144 but men look at women. 154 00:06:54,146 --> 00:06:56,447 No, duh. 155 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:58,216 You're such a babe in the woods. 156 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:02,854 Craig Hobson... the "masters and Johnson" of the lunch line. 157 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,955 So, Arnold, how's the big project comin'? 158 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:08,226 What do you mean? 159 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:11,662 Saw you and your dad drivin' by with a car full of lumber. 160 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:14,032 Whatcha buildin', a new sand box? 161 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,933 For your information, Hobson, 162 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,702 they're working on something very big. 163 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,303 Really? Like what? 164 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:20,538 - Paul... - I can handle this. 165 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,740 It's a tree house. 166 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:23,874 Thanks, Paul. Really. 167 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:25,843 Well, it's not really... 168 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,679 a tree house, huh? Aren't you a little old for that? 169 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:30,714 At least his dad doesn't sit around the house 170 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:31,715 looking at magazines. 171 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:33,083 They're building it together. 172 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:34,718 A tree house, huh? 173 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,855 What are you, the ladder holder? 174 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,657 [ Scoffs ] 175 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:42,025 Yeah, right. 176 00:07:42,027 --> 00:07:43,694 The nerve of this guy. 177 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,729 "Ladder holder"? I was no ladder holder. 178 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:46,931 I was... 179 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:50,668 Holding a ladder. 180 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:51,736 Damn! 181 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:53,538 I cut it too long. 182 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,841 What the hell was I thinking of? 183 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:59,143 Okay, this had gone far enough. 184 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:02,113 It was time to declare my independence. 185 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,782 - I'll cut it for you, dad. - Huh? 186 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,084 Heck, what did I have to lose? 187 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,920 Nah, I better do it. 188 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:13,257 Dad, I want to do it. I want to help. 189 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:14,492 You are helpin'. 190 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,393 Holding a ladder? 191 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,595 Oh, come on, dad. I want to saw. 192 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:20,831 Okay, one of two things was gonna happen here... 193 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:24,102 either dad was gonna laugh in my face, or... 194 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,404 You think you can shave 13/8 inch off of that? 195 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:30,574 He was gonna let me saw! 196 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:33,644 Okay, I was on my way. 197 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,380 There was just one little problem here... 198 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:39,984 I'd never actually used a power saw before. 199 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,952 It looked... Sharp. 200 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:43,353 [ Shing! ] 201 00:08:43,355 --> 00:08:44,455 Saw-like. 202 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,157 [ Thwong! ] 203 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,125 Make sure that safety guard is down. 204 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:49,760 This thing can back up on you. 205 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:51,428 I know. 206 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:56,467 "Back up"? "Safety guard"? Okay, no turning back now. 207 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,936 It was saw or be sawed. 208 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,405 [ Saw whirs ] 209 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:04,208 [ Richard Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries" plays ] 210 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,235 [ Wood clatters ] 211 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,771 [ Saw stops ] 212 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,878 Not bad. 213 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,849 It was a small step... 13/8 inch, to be exact. 214 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,483 Come on. 215 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:50,287 But it felt like we'd turned some kind of corner, 216 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:51,989 my dad and I. 217 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,194 [ Indistinct conversation ] 218 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:07,071 What I think we should do is 41/2 feet. 219 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,372 Right. 220 00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:10,407 And have a rounded staircase. 221 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:11,508 Right. 222 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:16,047 And our tree house... at least the ground floor... 223 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,016 was lookin' pretty darn good. 224 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,221 Feels solid, dad. 225 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,688 Yeah, it does. 226 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,190 As dad and I kicked back 227 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,359 and hoisted a couple of cool ones... Here you go. 228 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,360 I had the strangest experience... 229 00:10:30,362 --> 00:10:32,997 dad was talking to me, 230 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,332 and I was listening. 231 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:38,135 A rope ladder. 232 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,270 We were... Communicating. 233 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,872 Not everyone... mom can't get up a rope ladder. 234 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:44,575 That's the idea. [ Chuckles ] 235 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,310 It was one of the nicest moments we'd ever shared. 236 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,246 And it lasted... 237 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:51,315 [ Woman humming ] 238 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:02,493 About 12 seconds. 239 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,367 Now, she was just a woman, 240 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,603 working in her garden, weeding her tomatoes. 241 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,305 She didn't know we were there. 242 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,974 And we'd certainly never seen her before. 243 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:21,212 It was all just kind of a coincidence. 244 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:24,582 ? Bum baaaaaahm ? 245 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,684 ? Ba da da da da da ? 246 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,720 ? Ba ba ba da da ? 247 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,789 ? Bum baaaaahm ? 248 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:34,425 ? Ba ba ba ba-bum bum ? 249 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:37,694 [ Chuckles ] 250 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:40,364 ? Bada-dum, ba-da-dum, ba-da-dum da da dum ? 251 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:44,802 ? Da-dum, da-da-dum, ba-da-dum ? 252 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:47,438 The weird thing was, it was really no big deal. 253 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,506 Except for some reason, at that moment, 254 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,742 it was a big deal. 255 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:56,881 It was horrible. 256 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,548 We'd been two men at work, 257 00:11:58,550 --> 00:12:01,051 and suddenly, everything had changed. 258 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:04,588 Suddenly, we were a father and a son. 259 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:07,191 And a neighbor. 260 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,659 And there didn't seem to be room up there 261 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,927 for the three of us. 262 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,762 Um... Kev? 263 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:14,431 Kev, um... 264 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,801 Down went the lines of communication. 265 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,002 Let's take a break. 266 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,770 Yeah. 267 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,839 ? Dodo, do-do-do, do-do-do ? 268 00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:24,708 - Okay. - Yeah. 269 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,544 And there you had it. 270 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,279 One minute we were on top of the world, 271 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,081 - the next minute... - Oh! 272 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,417 We were up a tree... [ Ladder clangs ] 273 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,853 Without a ladder. 274 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,122 [ Ragtime music plays ] 275 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,296 Tell me, is this thing really a strawberry? 276 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,966 Yes. And these are tomatoes. 277 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:52,102 This, we hope, is the future of the American farmer. 278 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:56,206 For the next day or so, dad and I didn't talk much. 279 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,042 Let me amend that... we didn't talk at all. 280 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:02,312 To most of the public, these giant freaks of nature... 281 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,481 Oh, do we have to watch this? 282 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,383 Well, how do they get so big? 283 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:09,753 'Course, I wasn't really sure if dad knew that I knew 284 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,323 that he saw that I saw what he saw. 285 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,858 Or vice versa. 286 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:17,762 All we both knew was we weren't going back up that tree. 287 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,133 What's happening with the tree house? 288 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,803 Uh, we, um... 289 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,905 Well, what's the matter with you two? 290 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,141 You were having so much fun up there. 291 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,776 I've never seen the two of you work so well together. 292 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,745 Dad, you want to take this one? 293 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,447 Well, uh... 294 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:40,951 The forecast said there was a, um... 295 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,587 Possibility of rain. 296 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,290 [ Birds chirping ] 297 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,458 Yeah. 298 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,059 It said zero possibility. 299 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,262 Well, as long as I have you two in here, 300 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,997 maybe you can help me choose a table setting. 301 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:59,336 We could go with the gingham or the stripes or the ducks. 302 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,672 Or we could mix and match. 303 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,940 What do you think? 304 00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:06,777 Looks like it's clearin' up, Kev. 305 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,078 [ Clears throat ] 306 00:14:10,315 --> 00:14:12,049 Have fun. [ Chuckles ] 307 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:15,352 Sure, fun. 308 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,155 We gave it the old college try. 309 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,690 [ Woman humming ] 310 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,958 We tried to ignore it. 311 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,927 [ Saw whirs ] 312 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:30,367 But we were over-matched, so we did the only thing possible... 313 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,969 we turned on each other. 314 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,338 Not like that, Kev. 315 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,640 Why? What's wrong? 316 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,509 You're over the line. 317 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,345 - No, I'm not! - Yes, you are! 318 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,848 Look, I'll do this. Just go get my hammer. 319 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,517 What?! 320 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,593 Never mind. Where's your hammer? 321 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,495 I think I left it in the garage. 322 00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,364 How many times I tell you not to leave your tools lying around? 323 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:03,233 - Well, I didn't think... - Look, just go get it! 324 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,636 [ Scoffs ] 325 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,672 Face it... we needed help. 326 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:11,542 Someone sympathetic, someone who'd understand. 327 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:12,810 You lucky dog. 328 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,277 I don't believe it! 329 00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:16,547 No, you guys don't understand. 330 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,315 I think we do. 331 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:21,318 Will you cut it out, Hobson?! I could use a little help here. 332 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:25,356 You don't need help. You need binoculars. 333 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:28,392 Why? 334 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,361 Pfeiffer, you're hopeless. 335 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,996 Look, all I know is this can't go on. 336 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,765 My dad and I are at each other's throats. 337 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,868 In that case, there's only one thing to do. 338 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:41,004 At last, a little counsel. 339 00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,174 Let me build that tree house. 340 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:52,582 Well, one thing was clear... 341 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:56,753 dad and I were in this together, for better or worse. 342 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,127 But wait a minute. 343 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,464 [ Sighs ] 344 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,433 All right. Let's get goin' here. 345 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,235 - We got work to do, huh? - Yeah! 346 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:14,471 Yeah, let's lap up some studs, make some noise! 347 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:19,276 ? Come here, sister ? 348 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:23,313 ? Papa's in the swing ? 349 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,449 ? He ain't too hip ? 350 00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:28,585 ? 'Bout that new-breed babe ? 351 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,790 ? He ain't no drag ? 352 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,093 ? Papa's got a brand-new bag ? 353 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,297 ? Come here, mama ? 354 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:43,033 Yep, we were rollin' now... 355 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,803 like a smoothly oiled machine. 356 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,806 ? He's not too fancy ? 357 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,209 ? But his line is pretty clean ? 358 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,778 And who knew? 359 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,746 We might even finish it by tomorrow, if our luck held out. 360 00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:58,815 ? Papa's got a brand-new bag ? 361 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,584 And we didn't get another visit from... 362 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,821 [ Music slows ] 363 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:07,024 Look at the size of those tomatoes, Jack! 364 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,561 The singing gardener. 365 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:14,464 Yeah. 366 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:17,234 This is Donna. My husband, Jack. 367 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:21,405 Ah, nah, my hands are dirty. I've been working. 368 00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,707 That's okay. My hands have been in the dirt all day. 369 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,811 And that's my youngest, Kevin. 370 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,347 Well, hi, Kevin. 371 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,382 Uh... Hi. 372 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,152 Donna and I met at the supermarket. 373 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,653 We started talking in the checkout counter. 374 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:37,955 And it turns out Donna lives on Oakdale 375 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:38,956 almost right behind us. 376 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,424 Yeah, just a little over from here. 377 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,558 So she told me about her tomatoes 378 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,693 and said she'd bring me some. 379 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,928 Uhhuh. 380 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,630 And I told the checker just to put mine back. 381 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:47,764 [ Laughing ] Didn't I? 382 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,200 Well, then, I guess I just had to bring 'em, huh? 383 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,002 [ Both laugh ] [ Chuckles nervously ] 384 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,970 Well, this was homey. 385 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,808 I just sort of stood there, 386 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,844 but fortunately, my dad was a little more socially adept. 387 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,914 We, um... Break. 388 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,815 What, honey? 389 00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:07,685 Kevin and me. 390 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,555 So, a little small talk... 391 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,928 the Arnold charm... Let's go, Kev. 392 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,863 It was nice to meet you! 393 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:23,033 And we were out the door. 394 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:26,169 By mutual unspoken consent, 395 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:29,006 my dad and I fell into a plan... 396 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:32,642 work as hard as we could as fast as we could 397 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:34,677 and get out of that tree. 398 00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:36,914 As our hammers rang in the air, 399 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,816 bending metal and steel to our wills, 400 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:41,885 an amazing thing happened... 401 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,653 we found a common bond. 402 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,189 - Nails. - Here. 403 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,758 Pry-bar. 404 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,592 Yo. 405 00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:51,228 I need a, uh... 406 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:51,929 Bracket. 407 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,330 Yeah, and some, uh... 408 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,431 - Wood screws. - Yeah. 409 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,366 Damn, where's the... - pencil. 410 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,335 Yeah. 411 00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,070 It was almost... Heroic. 412 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:04,842 There we were, two men, side-by-side, 413 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,310 struggling without words 414 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,579 against the thing we couldn't talk about -Kev? 415 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,614 Running from a common enemy. 416 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,682 Running from... 417 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,951 Ready or not, here I come! 418 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,286 - Mom. - Norma. 419 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,721 [ Donna humming ] 420 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:21,525 Well! This is fun! 421 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:25,262 [ Humming continues ] 422 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,231 Uh, Norma, the footing up here is a little tricky. 423 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,566 Yeah, it's not all nailed off. You don't want to fall. 424 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:33,837 Oh, don't be silly. It feels sturdy to me. 425 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:38,342 Oh, and just look at this view! 426 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,278 Yeah. 427 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,281 Excuse me. 428 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,449 [ Humming intensifies ] 429 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:49,086 [ Sighs ] 430 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,454 Oh. 431 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,722 Now, at that moment, 432 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,659 it's possible a simple explanation would have helped. 433 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,428 But of course, we couldn't explain. 434 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,098 We couldn't talk about it at all. 435 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,970 Oh. 436 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,175 [ Chuckles ] 437 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,181 Well, I should start dinner. 438 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,086 And that was that. 439 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:27,257 We'd been accused, tried, and convicted. 440 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,626 And suddenly I had this awful feeling, 441 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,362 that I knew what that sentence would be. 442 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,131 Son... 443 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,434 [ Humming continues ] 444 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,837 We have to talk. 445 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,739 There was no escape. 446 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,508 It had come down to this... 447 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:47,511 "the talk." 448 00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:54,818 I actually had to listen to my dad say "genitals." 449 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,890 Son... 450 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:07,230 I think you're too old for a tree house. 451 00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,833 Huh? 452 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,836 I'm goin' inside. 453 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,039 [ Pencil clatters ] 454 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,545 [ Sighs ] 455 00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:28,218 My dad and I never had "the talk." 456 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,487 And we never finished the tree house. 457 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,892 I guess some things between fathers and sons 458 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:39,129 are left unspoken and unfinished. 459 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,898 Don't we have any vegetables? 460 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,746 And for years after that, 461 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,682 my mother could never say the word "tomato" 462 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,418 without giving my dad a funny look. 463 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:04,988 ? Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees ? 464 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,557 ? And the flowers and the trees ? 465 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:10,394 ? And the moon up above ? 466 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:15,031 ? And a thing called lo-o-ve ? 467 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:18,502 ? Let me tell you 'bout the stars in the sky ? 468 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,804 ? And a girl and a guy ? 469 00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:24,040 ? And the way they could kiss ? [ Wood creaks ] 470 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,811 ? On a night like this ? 471 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:28,978 ? Yeah ? 472 00:22:29,028 --> 00:22:33,578 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33878

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