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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:06,504 ? What would you do if I sang out of tune? ? 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:11,276 ? Would you stand up and walk out on me? ? 3 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:17,515 ? Lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a song ? 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,985 ? I will try not to sing out of key, yeah ? 5 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:25,156 ? Oh, baby, I get by ? ? By with a little help from my friends ? 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 ? All I need is my buddies ? 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,333 ? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -? Try with a little help from my friends ? 9 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:36,601 ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa ? 10 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,336 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? 11 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:42,740 ? Somebody who knows quite sure ? 12 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:43,941 ? Baby ? 13 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:46,678 ? By with a little help from my friends ? 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,780 ? Said I'm gonna make it with my friends ? 15 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:51,516 ? Try with a little help from my friends ? 16 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,919 ? Oh, I'm gonna keep on trying ? 17 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:56,487 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 18 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:58,990 ? I'm gonna keep on trying now, baby ? 19 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:02,727 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 20 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:11,536 In the game of life, there are few certainties. 21 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:14,572 "car accident... pay $5,000 if not insured." 22 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,608 Cough it up, Carla. 23 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,109 [ Chuckles ] 24 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:19,210 Your turn, Kev. 25 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:25,150 In fact, most things are left to chance. 26 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:27,585 "get married." give me a pink one. 27 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,886 Who is she, Kevin? 28 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:32,357 Marcia Brady. No, no. Nancy Sinatra. 29 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:34,659 There's someone for everyone, we're told, 30 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,428 But the search for that one person 31 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:39,397 To ride through life beside you is serious business... 32 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:40,865 [ laughter ] 33 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:42,367 Especially when you're 13. 34 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:45,403 Paul, it's your turn. 35 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:49,708 It's a matter of trial, error, and pure dumb luck, 36 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,510 And, of course, chemistry. 37 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:53,778 Wow. 38 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:58,016 Do not try this at home. 39 00:01:58,018 --> 00:02:01,786 Ah, chemistry... nothing like it. 40 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,054 Proceed with your experiments. 41 00:02:04,056 --> 00:02:06,191 Remember, observation is the key. 42 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:08,225 Uh-huh, there was lots to be learned 43 00:02:08,227 --> 00:02:09,694 By observing Susan fisher. 44 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,729 Miss fisher, will you please read 45 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,431 From your laboratory manual? 46 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:14,665 [ Pages rustle ] 47 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:16,100 "The following experiment" 48 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:18,036 Is one involving sodium and chloride, 49 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,670 "The basic components of salt." 50 00:02:19,672 --> 00:02:22,540 Susan spanned the entire periodic table of elements. 51 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:25,544 She was gorgeous, exotic, 52 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:28,813 And thanks to Donald Wallach, totally unavailable. 53 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,381 [ sighs ] 54 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:31,583 Still, there was something 55 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,351 About the way that woman said... 56 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,120 "sodium chloride precipitate." 57 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:38,056 That set my blood boiling. 58 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,490 [ Inhales deeply ] hey! 59 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,459 Pay attention, or you'll get burned. 60 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,227 Linda Sloan, on the other hand, 61 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:45,330 Was my, well, lab partner. 62 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,198 I was paying attention. 63 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,533 Sure you were. 64 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:51,970 She was smart, funny... 65 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,204 [ chuckles ] 66 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:55,106 And comfortable. 67 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:58,376 Mix your precipitates and stand back. 68 00:02:58,378 --> 00:02:59,644 Think we're ready for this? 69 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:00,945 [ Sighs ] 70 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,914 As we'll ever be. 71 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:07,352 No question about it... Linda was really, really... 72 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,719 [ steam hisses ] 73 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,391 A great guy. 74 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,625 [ liquid bubbling ] 75 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:17,362 Here goes. 76 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,797 Wow! 77 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,131 [ laughter ] 78 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,933 Maybe next time. 79 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,735 Sure. 80 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:28,873 But in chemistry, as in life, the realities are clear. 81 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:32,209 Some combinations make sparks... 82 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:35,346 Some don't. 83 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:37,348 With one small footnote. 84 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,317 Never get involved, Kev. 85 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:41,186 What's the matter, Paul... Carla problems? 86 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:43,354 She wants me to take her miniature golfing. 87 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:44,488 So? 88 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:47,025 So I just took her miniature golfing. 89 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,027 [ Sighs ] the woman is killing me. 90 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,461 I mean, she has me on a leash. 91 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:51,796 Uhhuh. 92 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:52,864 You had to take Paul's bellyaching 93 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,265 With a grain of salt. 94 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:57,068 The guy was really happy only when he was henpecked. 95 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,303 Women. 96 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:00,538 Well, Paul, if you're so miserable, 97 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,039 Why don't you just break up with her? 98 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:04,642 I should. You know, I really should. 99 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,010 [ Sighs ] 100 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,879 But then who am I gonna take to the dance Friday night? 101 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,714 I mean, I can't go alone. 102 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:11,382 Nobody goes alone. 103 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,484 Well,almost nobody. 104 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:15,586 So, who are you going with? 105 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:18,022 Oh, I-I'm not sure yet. 106 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,424 Oh, I get it. 107 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,859 Still planning your move, huh, checking out the field? 108 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:23,161 Yeah, kind of. 109 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:24,595 Actually, I'd resigned myself 110 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,131 To spending the evening watching Craig Hobson 111 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:29,333 Drop dead flies in the punch bowl. 112 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:31,435 I know. Why don't you ask her? 113 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,942 Susan fisher? Are you nuts? 114 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,778 Why not? She's available. 115 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,981 Paul, she happens to be joined at the hip to Donald Wallach. 116 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:46,250 Man, you got to put yourself in the loop. 117 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:47,752 Donald and Susan broke up. 118 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,453 Carla heard it from Melissa Bemil 119 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,621 Yesterday at lunch. 120 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,423 Go ahead... ask her. 121 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,160 No. I couldn't. 122 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:58,463 Come on, take a chance. 123 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,265 You only live once. 124 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,599 It was powerful logic... 125 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:03,233 Assuming, of course, 126 00:05:03,235 --> 00:05:05,369 That Paul, Carla, and Melissa Bemis were right. 127 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:08,373 [ Indistinct conversations ] 128 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,275 There was only one sure way to find out. 129 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:16,247 I'd just gather up my courage, walk right up to her, and... 130 00:05:18,417 --> 00:05:19,817 [ sighs ] 131 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,219 Eavesdrop. 132 00:05:26,392 --> 00:05:29,760 I swear... 133 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:32,430 Donald can be so stuck-up sometimes. 134 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:33,998 I told him so, too. 135 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,733 Good. Rumor confirmed. 136 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:37,368 Now all I had to do 137 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,804 Was get her to notice old un-stuck-up Kevin Arnold. 138 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:42,707 Well, I got to get going now. See y'all later. 139 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,229 - Bye. - Bye. 140 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:46,911 Ugh! 141 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,780 [ laughter and applause ] 142 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,149 Or I could just lie here until school was over 143 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,117 And ask the janitor to let me out. 144 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,253 Nice move overall, 145 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:57,536 But your back was slightly arched on the dismount. 146 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,757 I'll give it a 9. 147 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,126 The chair broke, okay? 148 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,894 They'll do that on you. 149 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,096 [ Sighs ] 150 00:06:06,098 --> 00:06:07,331 I don't think she saw you, anyway. 151 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,666 Who? 152 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,869 Susan fisher. 153 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,271 What makes you think I'd care if Susan fisher saw me? 154 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:16,174 Oh, I don't know... a wild guess. 155 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:20,377 Boy, when it comes to women, you don't know anything, do you? 156 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,647 What do you mean by that? 157 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,449 I mean your technique is a little off. 158 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:26,551 But don't worry. It's correctable. 159 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,719 You just need a little advice. 160 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,455 [ Scoffs ] 161 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:34,124 Me? Are you kidding? Why would I need advice? 162 00:06:34,126 --> 00:06:37,095 Sorry. You're right. What was I thinking of? 163 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,729 See you, Mr. Smooth. 164 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,264 [ Cash register bell dings ] 165 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:43,835 How do you like that? Advice... what a joke. 166 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:49,474 So, what's your advice? 167 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:52,877 You want to ask Susan fisher to the dance, don't you? 168 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:55,112 Well, I... 169 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:59,383 Come on, don't kid a kidder. Women know these things. 170 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:02,619 You want to ask Susan, but you don't know what to say. 171 00:07:02,621 --> 00:07:04,755 Well... 172 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:05,723 And you're afraid 173 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:07,892 You're gonna make a fool of yourself, correct? 174 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:09,494 Kind of. 175 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,895 "Kind of"? 176 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,630 This girl was reading my mind like a phone book. 177 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,031 So, how should I do it? 178 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:15,733 Let's see. 179 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:18,570 How about something like, "hi, Susan. 180 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:21,339 I was wondering if you'd like to go to the dance with me"? 181 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:22,606 Really? 182 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,909 Works for me. Just be casual. 183 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,410 Don't look anxious or nervous. 184 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:27,779 Be yourself. 185 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,147 You think she'll say yes? 186 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:31,615 That depends whether or not 187 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,951 She wants to go to the dance with you. 188 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,619 I'm serious. 189 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:36,888 Well, why not? 190 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,756 You're a cute guy. 191 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:41,492 But don't let it go to your head. 192 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:44,262 Look, there's only one way to find out... 193 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,930 Just march right up and ask her. 194 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,333 Sounded simple enough... 195 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,335 Just march right up and ask her... 196 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:56,241 As soon as I had the nerve. 197 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,709 [ sighs ] Carla's mad at me. 198 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:58,943 Again? 199 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,577 I forgot our three-month anniversary. 200 00:08:00,579 --> 00:08:01,712 She was expecting roses. 201 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:04,649 Oh, I'm sorry, Paul, but... 202 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,751 She knows I'm allergic to flowers! 203 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,119 I'm telling you, 204 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,387 I'm seriously thinking about becoming a bachelor again. 205 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:13,190 I mean, look at you... no woman controls your life. 206 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,061 Paul, I'll talk to you later, okay? 207 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,262 What if the day comes 208 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:19,763 When I don't feel like playing miniature golf? 209 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:21,499 I'll see you later! 210 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,500 I couldn't worry about Paul. 211 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:26,304 Right now, I had a rendezvous with fate. 212 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,038 Susan. 213 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,140 Hi. 214 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,908 Hi... 215 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,710 Kevin. 216 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:33,478 Kevin! 217 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,779 Kevin. 218 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:35,446 Whew! 219 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,514 How are you? 220 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,482 Fine, thank you. How are you? 221 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:41,318 All right, now devastate her with your wit. 222 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,923 So, could you believe Cantwell today? 223 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,325 [ Chuckling ] He's quite the character. 224 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,293 Yeah. 225 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:50,728 Good, good. 226 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,897 Now, Linda said just be myself, 227 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:56,701 So a little hesitation for just the right effect, and... 228 00:08:56,703 --> 00:09:00,070 So, uh, I was wondering if you wanted to go, uh... 229 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:03,107 Susan. Susan, we have to talk. 230 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:07,278 Donald, I was talking to Kevin. 231 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,812 Unbelievable. 232 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:11,982 I'd blown a golden opportunity, and whose fault was it? 233 00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:13,117 Mine? 234 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,085 I just shouldn't have asked her in the first place. 235 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,188 Seems to me you didn't ask her out at all. 236 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,823 Seems to me you chickened out. 237 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,257 I didn't chicken out. 238 00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:22,326 It's just that I think she's back together with Donald... 239 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:23,561 That's all. 240 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,896 Oh. 241 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,799 Look, it's no big deal, anyway. I'm just not going to the dance. 242 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:28,866 Oh. 243 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,100 [ School bell rings ] 244 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,539 Hey! 245 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,007 Want to hear a stupid idea? 246 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,341 What? 247 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,643 Oh, no, forget it. It's really stupid. 248 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:41,412 Come on, what? 249 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,214 Well, I was just thinking, 250 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,983 Since you're not going to the dance 251 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:50,654 And I'm not going to the dance, why don't we go together? 252 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:51,922 Together? 253 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:55,092 Yeah, as friends. 254 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,894 As friends? 255 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:59,029 Why not? It might be fun. 256 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,230 She did have a point. 257 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:01,499 Another Friday night 258 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,334 Sharing the couch with Wayne and Delores 259 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,802 Wasn't exactly enticing. 260 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,604 Well, why not? 261 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,871 Great. 262 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:10,208 Sure, why shouldn't two friends 263 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,576 Go to a dance together? 264 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:15,946 And to think I'd almost humiliated myself by asking... 265 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,348 Kevin... 266 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,051 Where did you run off to? 267 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,152 I, uh... 268 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,788 I thought you were gonna ask me something. 269 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,522 I was? 270 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:29,960 Something about science class? 271 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,629 Oh, that. 272 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,631 Um, just... 273 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,866 Okay, now, keep calm. 274 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,502 Say something brilliant. 275 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,904 What's the atomic weight of barium? 276 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,238 Uh-huh. 277 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,075 I'm sure I don't know. 278 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,812 Oh. Then I'll just look it up. 279 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:51,849 Are you going to the dance on Friday? 280 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,351 Yeah. 281 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,553 I mean, I-i think so. 282 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:58,856 I hope so. 283 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,224 Huh? 284 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:03,527 Maybe you'll save me a dance, then. 285 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,465 Okay? 286 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:11,468 Was she joking? Save her a dance? 287 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,739 I'd save every tango, every twist, 288 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:18,409 Every polka, every frug in the book. 289 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,911 And suddenly, my life was complete. 290 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:23,647 This was bliss... no, more than bliss... 291 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,450 This was Susan fisher and me... 292 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,850 [ knocking on window ] 293 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:33,457 And, of course, Linda. 294 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:38,162 [sighs] 295 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:43,401 I tell you, the strain is killing me. 296 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,135 Don't give up now. It's only two. 297 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:48,172 No, I mean this whole thing with Carla. 298 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,607 Well, did you get her the roses? 299 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,977 It cost me $8.67... 300 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,413 Not to mention this rash on my arm. 301 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,648 It's a lucky thing she didn't ask for carnations. 302 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,116 Carnations give me shingles. 303 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,618 It's getting too complicated, Kev. 304 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,252 Maybe I should break up with her. 305 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:04,088 Paul. -Maybe I'll go to the dance with you. 306 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,256 [ Whistle blows ] 307 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,958 I, uh, I can't. 308 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,227 You're going with Susan fisher?! 309 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,963 Not exactly... 310 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,466 But she did ask me to save her a dance. 311 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,767 All right. 312 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:19,736 Except I'm... my date is Linda Sloan. 313 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:22,106 - You dog! - Huh? 314 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:25,075 Babes crawling all over you... what a life. 315 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,011 Paul, it's not that great, okay? 316 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,478 Yeah, right. 317 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,947 Paul, really. What am I gonna do? 318 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,715 I can't be with two girls at one dance. 319 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,184 I see what you mean. 320 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,953 In that case, there's only one solution... 321 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,555 You got to ditch one of them. 322 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,759 Hey, it's the only honorable thing to do. 323 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,061 [ Whistle blows ] 324 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,863 [ Sighs ] 325 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,966 Honorable, sure, 326 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,035 But I wasn't gonna just ditch Linda. 327 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:54,906 I was thinking of a more gallant plan of action 328 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,275 I was gonna weasel my way out of this. 329 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,210 So, what time are you picking me up tomorrow night? 330 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,281 Uh, Linda, did we say 331 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,616 We were definitely, definitely, going together? 332 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,451 I thought so. Why? 333 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,353 Uh, nothing. It's just... 334 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:13,457 I hope you're not trying to weasel your way out of this... 335 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:17,228 'cause I already turned down Steve Padway. 336 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:20,364 Steve Padway asked you to the dance? 337 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,700 After you and I decided to go. 338 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,068 I wasn't about to let you down. 339 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,304 [ Sighs ] 340 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,406 Look, if you want, 341 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:30,774 I'll wear a sign that says 342 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:33,644 "Kevin Arnold is just my friend," okay? 343 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,248 I'll pick you up at 7:30. 344 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,084 Great. 345 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,620 Okay, so I'd failed as a weasel. 346 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:46,790 Linda was right... I couldn't let a friend down. 347 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:47,691 [ doorbell rings ] 348 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,092 I'll get it, Mom! 349 00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:50,694 Besides, it's not like I had to worry about 350 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,596 Getting flowers to match her dress. 351 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:55,699 This was sort of like going to the dance with Paul... 352 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:58,068 Hi. 353 00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,870 Only not at all. 354 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,073 Hi. 355 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,842 Would you like to come in for a second? 356 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,710 Sure. 357 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,417 You sail? 358 00:14:14,419 --> 00:14:15,953 Yeah, my family goes every summer. 359 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,688 I was in a competition last year. 360 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,423 You never told me that. 361 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,992 Here, I got something for you. 362 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:24,228 It was either this or one of those plastic lizards. 363 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,529 The amazing thing is, 364 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,531 Even with the pretty dress and all the makeup 365 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,068 And even though she was pinning a flower on my lapel 366 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,804 And even though her hair smelled like new-mown hay 367 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,373 In a tropical garden on the first day of spring... 368 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,042 There. 369 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,812 [ Chuckles ] 370 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,114 She was still the same old Linda, 371 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:48,018 My buddy, my pal. 372 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:52,623 ? Your love keeps liftin' me higher ? 373 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,858 ? Than I've ever been lifted before ? 374 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,160 20 foot waves? 375 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,895 The boat was going crazy! 376 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,162 If we hadn't cut the sheet, 377 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,831 We would have gone over for sure. 378 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,833 Oh, it must be great out there on the high seas like that. 379 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,768 You know, someday I'm gonna take a boat around the world. 380 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,269 A sailboat? 381 00:15:06,271 --> 00:15:07,972 Yeah, I think so, just me and my Dad. 382 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,339 Have you plotted your course yet? 383 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:12,643 Well, we haven't really talked about it a lot yet. 384 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,011 Actually, I had never said that out loud 385 00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:16,246 To anyone in my life. 386 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,915 I've got this really great atlas 387 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,717 You can borrow sometime if you want. 388 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,951 Sure. 389 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,653 Okay, I admit it... 390 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,690 I was having fun, at least, more than I'd expected. 391 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:31,728 ? Now, once, I was downhearted ? 392 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,664 Hey, guys. Where have you been? 393 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,998 Paul, where's Carla? 394 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,202 History... I broke up with her. I'm a free man. 395 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,303 What? 396 00:15:40,305 --> 00:15:42,372 But you guys were so good together. 397 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,642 Hey, there's other fish in the sea. 398 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:47,678 Boy, this is gonna be great... 399 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,280 The babes, the music. 400 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,483 I got to get out there and sow my wild oats. 401 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,518 ? Higher ? 402 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,253 Wild oats? 403 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,888 It's just an expression. 404 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,925 He's fooling himself. He's not gonna be happy. 405 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,559 He'll miss her. 406 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,261 Linda? 407 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,963 - Hi, Steve. - Padway, what do you want? 408 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,831 Uh, would you like to dance with me? 409 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,366 Well, if you don't mind, Kevin. 410 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:12,069 ? Ah ? 411 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,971 Of course I could have said "no"... 412 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,172 Technically, I mean. 413 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,473 Still... 414 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,309 Hey, you don't need my permission. 415 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,810 I'd love to, Steve. 416 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,212 Great. 417 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,846 Thanks a lot. 418 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:26,116 He's crazy about you. It's obvious. 419 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,452 ? Crimson and clover ? 420 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,854 Yeah, right. Now what am I supposed to do? 421 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,923 Just be yourself... works for me. 422 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,025 ? Ah ? 423 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,997 ? Well, if she come walking over... ? 424 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,598 It was strange. 425 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,867 Watching Linda dance with Steve Padway, 426 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,101 I felt almost... 427 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,273 Well, I mean, she was funny... 428 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:56,046 And smart and comfortable. 429 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:56,914 And she... 430 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,215 Kevin? 431 00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,283 ? Yeah ? 432 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,784 Hi. 433 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,920 Humina, humina, humina. 434 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:06,089 Ready for our dance? 435 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,826 Was Rhett Butler ready for Scarlet O'Hara? 436 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,061 Was Antony ready for Cleopatra? 437 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,296 ? La la la la la la ? 438 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,365 As we stepped out onto that dance floor, 439 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,767 I was prepared to take my place 440 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,070 Among the world's greatest romances. 441 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:23,273 ? Crimson and Clover ? 442 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,910 No more admiring Susan from a distance. 443 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,711 She was here in my arms... 444 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,614 The perfect woman, the perfect song... 445 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,782 ? yeah ? 446 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,684 ? Ia la la la la la ? 447 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,052 The perfect Moment. 448 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,822 ? My mind's such a sweet thing ? 449 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,491 ? Ia la la la la la ? 450 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,527 ? I wanna do everything ? 451 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,396 ? Ia la la la la la ? 452 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,699 ? What a beautiful feeling ? 453 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,768 Cheers. 454 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,570 Cheers. 455 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,871 To us. 456 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,707 I wanted to enjoy this Moment forever... 457 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:02,379 Kevin Arnold with Susan fisher, 458 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:06,483 Kevin Arnold with the girl of his dreams, 459 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:10,053 Kevin Arnold with... 460 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:14,491 Absolutely nothing to talk about. 461 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,661 Would you hold this a minute? I'll be right back. 462 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,229 No sweat. 463 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:22,966 [ Indistinct conversations ] 464 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,468 Where'd you disappear to? 465 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,304 Linda, hi. 466 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,539 How was your dance with Steve? 467 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,874 It was okay. 468 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,042 For me? 469 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,444 No, this is Susan's! 470 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,446 Oh. 471 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:44,421 Maybe I didn't say that in exactly the right way. 472 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,423 She's gonna be right back. 473 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,892 I mean, she's already drunk out of it, 474 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,862 But there's more. 475 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,163 At that Moment, 476 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,999 I guess I felt like crawling into that punch bowl 477 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,569 And pulling the ice cubes over my head... 478 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,607 But I knew I couldn't. 479 00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:07,711 She's not so great, you know. 480 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,953 Linda, I... 481 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,588 Don't say it. 482 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,223 I understand. 483 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,259 ? Oh, my love ? 484 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,629 ? My darling ? 485 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:29,066 So, uh, you don't mind if I go find Steve Padway, do you? 486 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,434 ? I hunger for your touch ? 487 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:32,536 I don't mind. 488 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,371 ? A long... ? 489 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,406 I'll see you in science class. 490 00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:39,809 ? ...Lonely time ? 491 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,948 It was the first heart I'd ever broken, 492 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,718 And in a way, my own heart was aching a little, too. 493 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,253 It didn't seem fair. 494 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,955 I really liked Linda, 495 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:56,226 But the fact was I just didn't feel about her the way... 496 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,528 ? and time can do so much ? 497 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,865 Susan fisher felt about Donald Wallach. 498 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,534 ? Are you... ? 499 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,536 Maybe she'd just been toying with me, 500 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:10,573 Or maybe she'd used me to get back with Donald. 501 00:20:10,575 --> 00:20:14,978 ? I need your love ? 502 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,247 In any event, it was pretty clear... 503 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,687 Paul wasn't the only one who had been fooling himself. 504 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:24,888 [ microphone whines ] 505 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:28,025 This dance is for Paul from Carla. 506 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,459 [ Chuckles ] 507 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:37,461 ? God speed your love to me ? 508 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,637 All our young lives, 509 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,539 We search for someone to love... 510 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:48,778 ? oh, my love, my darling ? 511 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:51,114 Someone who makes us complete. 512 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:56,920 ? I've hungered, hungered for your touch ? 513 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:04,227 ? A long, lonely time ? 514 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,033 ? And time... ? 515 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:13,069 We choose partners and change partners. 516 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:19,342 ? ...Goes by so slowly ? 517 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:22,779 ? And time can do so much ? 518 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,849 We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope... 519 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,652 ? are you still mine? ? 520 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,487 All the while wondering 521 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:36,092 If somewhere, somehow, there's someone perfect... 522 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,427 Who might be searching for us. 523 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:44,401 ? I need your love ? 524 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:47,637 ? I ? 525 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:51,441 ? I need your love ? 526 00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:59,443 ? God speed your love to me ? 527 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:16,066 [ Finale plays ] 528 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,467 [ Music ends ] 529 00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:22,067 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37408

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