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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:06,505 ? What would you do if I sang out of tune? ? 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,209 ? Would you stand up and walk out on me? ? 3 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:17,515 ? Lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a song ? 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,018 ? I will try not to sing out of key, yeah ? 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,156 ? Oh, baby, I get by ? ?By with a little help from my friends ? 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 ? All I need is my buddies ? 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,299 ? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -?Try with a little help from my friends ? 9 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:36,567 ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa ? 10 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,303 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? 11 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:42,707 ? Somebody who knows quite sure ? 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,908 ? Baby ? 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,644 ? By with a little help from my friends ? 14 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,747 ? Said I'm gonna make it with my friends ? 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,482 ? Try with a little help from my friends ? 16 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,885 ? Oh, I'm gonna keep on trying ? 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,454 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,956 ? I'm gonna keep on trying now, baby ? 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:02,493 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 20 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:05,763 [ Insects chirping ] 21 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:08,300 - [ laughs ] - Okay. Give me an adjective. 22 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,868 Uh, "stupid." no... "slimy." 23 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,670 You already used "slimy." 24 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,605 Okay. Then... "smelly." 25 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:16,408 "smelly." this is gonna be a good one. 26 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,543 The best part of having a best friend 27 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:22,380 Is knowing there's someone who really understands you. 28 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:23,715 Paul Pfeiffer and I shared 29 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,183 More than just the laughs and the Oreos. 30 00:01:26,185 --> 00:01:28,419 Great! [ Laughs ] 31 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:30,154 Come on. 32 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,223 Truth or dare? 33 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,526 Um, truth. 34 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,528 We shared confidences. 35 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,729 I never really told anybody this, 36 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:41,032 But I kind of like Debbie Ackerman. 37 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:44,669 No. Not good enough. Everybody likes Debbie Ackerman. 38 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:46,704 [ Sighs ] okay. 39 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:49,307 Um, okay, okay. Here's one. 40 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:53,578 Once, when I was 9, I snuck up into our attic, 41 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,748 And I saw Mrs. Anderson sunbathing next door. 42 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,284 [ Sighs ] 43 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:02,052 With her top off. 44 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,722 No way. 45 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:08,359 Oh! I don't believe it! 46 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:09,962 Okay. Your turn. 47 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,030 Okay. 48 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,332 You know that fire alarm that went off Thursday, 49 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,233 Fourth period? 50 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,567 Mmhmm. 51 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:18,202 [ Clears throat ] 52 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:19,971 No way! 53 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,406 Yes way. 54 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:22,340 You're lying. 55 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,208 You don't think I'd do that? 56 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:26,911 Look me in the eye and say you'd do that. 57 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:29,681 In a lot of ways, Paul knew me better than I knew myself. 58 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:33,284 And he wouldn't hesitate to remind me if I ever forgot. 59 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:36,087 - [ chuckles ] - I knew it. 60 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,456 It was a tried-and-true relationship. 61 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:41,192 All right. Come on. Let's get some shut-eye. 62 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,397 [ Sighs ] 63 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:48,232 But like all relationships... 64 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:50,935 - [ snoring ] - Paul? 65 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,938 Sometimes it got a little stale. 66 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:57,108 - [ snoring ] - Paul! 67 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:00,244 [ "The Addams Family" theme playing ] 68 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:01,746 ? Nana-na-na ? 69 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,615 ? Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ? 70 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:04,616 ? Na-na-na-na ? 71 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:05,717 Ding-dong! 72 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,452 ? Na-na-na-na ? [ clicks tongue ] 73 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:09,320 ? Na-na-na-na ? zih! Zing! 74 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:10,789 - Paul! - Huh? 75 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,657 I'm trying to watch. Do you mind? 76 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,059 Hey, it's a free country. 77 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,828 Yeah, but it's my house! And I want you to knock it off! 78 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:19,530 [ Music continues ] 79 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:20,931 When Paul and I reached 80 00:03:20,933 --> 00:03:23,701 A familiar deadlock of stagnation, 81 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,737 There was generally one agreed-upon solution. 82 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:28,773 [ knock on door ] 83 00:03:30,109 --> 00:03:31,876 Hey, guys! What's happening? 84 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,511 Doug Porter. 85 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:36,681 [ music continues ] 86 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:39,384 He was the most agreeable kid we'd ever met. 87 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:42,620 All right! Boardwalk! How much is it? 88 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:44,422 It's 400 big ones. 89 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,891 Yeah. That's pretty expensive, Doug. 90 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,293 You sure you want to buy it? 91 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:51,596 Yeah. I mean, look how much it costs to put hotels on. 92 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:54,332 [ Indistinct talking on television ] 93 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,870 Well, maybe you're right. 94 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,438 Your turn. You got doubles. 95 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,375 Doug's blandness was like buttered toast 96 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:06,143 To an upset stomach. 97 00:04:06,145 --> 00:04:08,079 Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! 98 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:11,115 But so long as he got to be the car in monopoly, 99 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,383 He was happy. 100 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:14,886 And we were happy to have his company... 101 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:17,688 [ imitates tires screeching ] 102 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:21,058 In small doses. 103 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:25,863 Doubles again! Boy, today's my lucky day. 104 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,099 Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! 105 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,802 Uh, I think that's about it for me, guys. 106 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,603 Huh? But... 107 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,472 Sorry, guys. I got to get home. 108 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:35,907 You know, stuff to do. 109 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,742 Oh. Well, I'll see you, Paul. 110 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,044 Yeah. See you later. 111 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:42,313 [ Door closes ] 112 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,148 You want to play again? 113 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,517 Nah. I got a lot of homework to do. 114 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:53,558 Okay. Well, um, maybe I'll see you tomorrow. 115 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,228 Yeah, maybe. See ya. 116 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:04,702 Yep, three games of monopoly 117 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:07,071 Was just about the limit with Doug. 118 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:08,372 After that... 119 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:10,474 Paul? 120 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:12,944 You called? 121 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,111 Hoops? 122 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:15,212 You're on, sucker! 123 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:17,048 [ Both laugh ] 124 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,751 We never felt wonderful about ditching the guy. 125 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,085 But it was nothing personal. 126 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:24,822 Doug was just kind of odd man out, 127 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:28,993 Whereas Paul and I were in for the long haul. 128 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,062 [ door closes ] 129 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,563 [ Sighs ] 130 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:37,201 Until that day when the haul got just a tad too long. 131 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,606 All right. Here's the deal. Okay. 132 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:46,277 I'll give you my Marichal and the Tiant... 133 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,779 For your McCovey and... 134 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:51,048 No, no, no. McCovey's off the table. 135 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:53,084 Oh, come on, Paul! Be reasonable! 136 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:56,220 Iam being reasonable. McCovey is off the table. 137 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,890 - [ Sighs ] - Unless... 138 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,058 You're willing to think about your Williams. 139 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:03,127 Oh, you can't be serious! 140 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,162 Willie McCovey for Ted Williams? 141 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:07,164 That's an insult! 142 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,303 The McCovey trade. A common impasse. 143 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:15,373 We'd been through this a hundred times before. 144 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,909 All right. I'll tell you what. 145 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,710 You got the Marichal, the Tiant, 146 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:22,113 And I'll throw in a Don Schwartz. 147 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,782 Don Schwartz? 148 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,717 You've been trying to pawn that Schwartz off on me for years. 149 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,086 When are you gonna give up on the Don Schwartz already? 150 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:31,022 What's it gonna take, Paul?! 151 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,391 McCovey is off the table. 152 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,326 Paul, just bend a little on this one, huh? 153 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:37,094 How about you bend a little? 154 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:39,363 [ Groans, sighs ] 155 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:43,534 But the fact was, that day, I was tired of bending. 156 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,069 I was tired of the endless effort 157 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,238 Spent hammering out compromise. 158 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,540 What's the matter with you, anyway? 159 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,910 Nothing's wrong with me. What's the matter with you? 160 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,712 Sometimes you're so weird. 161 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:56,914 - I heard that! - What? 162 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,248 You called me a weirdo! 163 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,249 All right. Fine! 164 00:06:59,251 --> 00:07:01,852 I called you a weirdo! Satisfied? 165 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:03,421 I'm a weirdo? 166 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,889 I'm a weirdo?! 167 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:07,091 Hey, I'm not the one with cartoon figures 168 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,826 On my pillowcase! 169 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:11,729 What was this? A slanderous personal attack? 170 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,464 What did you say? 171 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,499 I said at least I don't have cartoon figures 172 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:18,269 On my pillowcase! 173 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:20,538 Yeah? 174 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,074 Well, at least I don't have stuffed animals on my bed! 175 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,441 Oh, yeah? 176 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:27,711 Well, at least I don't have the hots for Winnie Cooper. 177 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:31,816 Okay. That did it. 178 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:35,186 That's a lie. 179 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:38,322 Look me in the eye and say it's a lie. 180 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:40,024 I looked him in the eye, all right. 181 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:42,026 But all I saw was a knee-jiggling, 182 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:45,729 Spaghetti-slurping, gum-cracking twerp. 183 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:47,932 Of course I'd never say so. 184 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:50,601 Well, at least I'm not an ugly four-eyed jerk 185 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,437 That nobody likes. 186 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,040 [ Cards scatter ] 187 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:58,009 Total butthead! 188 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,076 Loser! 189 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:00,945 [ Door slams ] 190 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:07,217 Years of suppressed frustration 191 00:08:07,219 --> 00:08:10,555 Had finally reared their ugly head. 192 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:12,389 [ groans ] 193 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,227 I was sick of it. 194 00:08:17,229 --> 00:08:19,497 Why did it always have to be so difficult? 195 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,032 Why did it have to require so much effort? 196 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,434 Why couldn't it be more like... 197 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,436 [ knock on window ] 198 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:30,507 Hey, you busy? 199 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,280 Come on in! 200 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:39,016 Now, under normal circumstances, 201 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,351 A visit to Doug Porter's house 202 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:45,289 Would have weighed in just under the dentist's office. 203 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,925 Mom! Kevin Arnold's here! 204 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:51,996 These, however, were not normal circumstances. 205 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:54,832 And this was definitely not a normal bedroom. 206 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:55,933 Mom! 207 00:08:56,969 --> 00:08:58,669 Hello, Kevin. 208 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:01,005 Oh, hi, Mrs. Porter. 209 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:02,907 Doug has told me so much about you. 210 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,875 It's about time you came to visit. 211 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:08,813 Heck. Maybe she was right. It was about time. 212 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:11,148 Why don't I put these down right here? 213 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:14,284 Can I get you boys something to drink? 214 00:09:14,286 --> 00:09:16,020 Sure, Mom. Um... 215 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:18,455 How about yoo-hoo? You like yoo-hoo? 216 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:19,957 Well, if it's all right with... 217 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,725 Whatever you like, Kevin. 218 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:24,328 Yoohoo sounds great. 219 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,130 Yoohoo it is. 220 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,564 [ Fanfare plays ] 221 00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:30,535 And suddenly I felt like visiting royalty. 222 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:33,337 Kev, want a gum ball? 223 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:35,572 Yeah. This was more like it. 224 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:36,874 What color? 225 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,743 Uh, how about red? 226 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,411 Red's definitely the best. 227 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:44,181 Here was a guy who would listen to what I had to say. 228 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,083 Okay. Hold out your hands. 229 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,419 A guy who treated me with a little respect. 230 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,488 Here they come! 231 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:53,391 [ Gum balls rattling ] 232 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:57,161 A fella who appreciated me. 233 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,230 Ha! 234 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:02,333 Unlike some ingrates I knew. 235 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,368 [ clears throat ] 236 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,912 What's going on between you and Paul? 237 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,080 Why don't you ask him? 238 00:10:17,082 --> 00:10:18,416 I did. 239 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,284 He says you've really changed. 240 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,019 What's that supposed to mean? 241 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,923 Look, I probably shouldn't get in the middle of this, 242 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:28,692 But he says you've said some pretty mean stuff. 243 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:30,528 All right, so the four-eyes remark 244 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,929 Was a little over the top. 245 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,431 I was man enough to admit it. 246 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:36,000 Well, he said some stuff of his own, too, you know. 247 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,234 [ Sighs ] 248 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,637 All I know is you guys are really good friends. 249 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,405 You shouldn't be fighting. 250 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:44,208 So what do you want me to do about it? 251 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,512 Just be nice if he's nice. 252 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,849 Okay? 253 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,621 "Be nice if he's nice"? 254 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,957 What was this, "Romper Room"? 255 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:02,894 [ Indistinct conversations ] 256 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:07,164 Still, there it was... that old goofy smile. 257 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,567 Aw, heck, if he was willing to make the first move, 258 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:13,170 Well, I guess I could leave the porch light on for him. 259 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,472 Hey! 260 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,407 Hey, man! Take a seat! 261 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,846 God, I thought this day would never end! 262 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,380 Same here. 263 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,015 Brady Ryland? 264 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,118 Paul was hanging out with Brady Ryland?! 265 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,488 Pbht! Talk about desperate! 266 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,856 Ryland was a total... 267 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,792 Hey, Kev! This seat taken? 268 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,994 Loser. 269 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,301 Look at that. Really pathetic. 270 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,703 [ laughs ] 271 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:49,540 [ laughs loudly ] 272 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,043 Who was Paul trying to fool? 273 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,279 He wasn't having fun. 274 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,881 I was having fun. 275 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,551 Okay. Who do you want for your McCovey? 276 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,520 I don't know. Um... 277 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:06,323 Yep, I was hanging out in the heart of fun central. 278 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,059 How about this one? 279 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,329 Doug, that's a don Schwartz. 280 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,630 Great! 281 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,699 No. No. This is a terrible trade. 282 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,401 Sorry. 283 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,769 There was just one problem. 284 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:21,205 With Paul, everything had been a struggle. 285 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,741 With Doug, I pushed, and he fell over. 286 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,444 What if I throw in Willie Mays to sweeten it up a little? 287 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:29,012 No, Doug. You're missing the point. 288 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,748 You have to bargain a little bit. 289 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,783 Well, all right. Okay. 290 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,919 I'll throw in Mays and Johnny Bench. 291 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:39,523 It was like trying to give spine to Jell-O. 292 00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:43,694 Okay. Let's forget about trading for right now. 293 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,429 What do you want to do? 294 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,831 I don't care. What do you want to do? 295 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,634 Isn't there anything you want to do? 296 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,437 We could eat some more. 297 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,810 It took about two hours 298 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,813 To realize the mission was impossible. 299 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,882 How about some tiddlywinks? 300 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,285 Tiddlywinks? 301 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,186 Doug was looking desperate. 302 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:12,389 Nothing could salvage this relationship, 303 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,324 Short of... 304 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,460 How about we fly my Dad's model airplane? 305 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:20,564 Did he say airplane? 306 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:23,567 [ engine buzzing, up-tempo march playing ] 307 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,639 Okay. I knew it was wrong. 308 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,374 Still, flying Mr. Porter's 309 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,243 Incredibly expensive radio-controlled airplane 310 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,845 Might be just the opportunity 311 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:38,015 For me and Doug to forge a new bond. 312 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,484 Or so I told myself. 313 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,287 Doug, are you sure you've done this before? 314 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,588 All the time. 315 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,458 Watch. I can make it do loop-de-loops. 316 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,593 [ Engine buzzing ] 317 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,365 Isn't that cool? 318 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:58,302 Sure. Cool. But foolhardy. 319 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,138 Listen, I think... 320 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,341 But hold on. What have we here? 321 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:08,045 Old Paul just happens to ride by? 322 00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,314 On Doug's street? 323 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,750 I think not. 324 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,288 Well, two can play this game. 325 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,224 Doug, come on. Let me have a shot at those controls, huh? 326 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,226 Okay, but you got to be real careful. 327 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,495 The stick on the left makes it go up and down. 328 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,998 Yeah, all right, all right. I know, I know. 329 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,100 Looks like fun, doesn't it? 330 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,803 Well, read 'em and weep, Pfeiffer. 331 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:41,912 Tell me... who's in the driver's seat now? 332 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:44,782 Kev! Look out! 333 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,885 Holy cow! 334 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,934 My Dad is gonna kill me. 335 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,370 Uh, it won't be that bad, Doug. 336 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,205 No. You don't know my Dad. 337 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:11,241 H-his eyes bulge out like... like boiled eggs, 338 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,276 And... and h-his forehead starts sweating, 339 00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:17,047 And he scratches his neck like he's gonna rip his skin off! 340 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,350 Look, Doug, just concentrate on what you're doing, okay? 341 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,752 You're not mad, are you? 342 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,120 I wasn't mad. 343 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:27,424 I was just tired... of Doug, of the whole mess. 344 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,492 It was time to put an end to this. 345 00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:31,195 Time to make a clean break. 346 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,564 [ wood creaking ] 347 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,965 Doug, I think that... 348 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,333 Whoa! 349 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,668 [ Branch snaps ] 350 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,002 [ Thud ] 351 00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:41,405 [ Groans ] 352 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,975 But speaking of clean breaks... 353 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:47,177 [ indistinct conversations ] 354 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,617 Gee, it looks great, Kev. 355 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,653 33 ding dongs, 2 gallons of yoo-hoo, 356 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,522 And one radio-controlled airplane 357 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,257 Had brought me to this. 358 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,592 I was a prisoner of guilt. 359 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:04,795 Can't wait to show it to everybody. 360 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,862 Yeah. Sure. 361 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:08,932 My only consolation was there were at least 362 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,101 Two other Kevins in our class. 363 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,870 Hey, everybody! Kevin Arnold signed my cast! 364 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,473 Doug! Doug! No. Please. 365 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,776 Sorry. 366 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,477 Kevin? 367 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,112 Paul has a message for you. 368 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,281 He does? 369 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,849 What was this? 370 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,418 A little thaw in relations? 371 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,120 A possible break in the impasse? 372 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:32,489 Whoa! What happened?! 373 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,091 Oh, I fell out of a tree. 374 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:37,627 I had to wear one like that for two months last year. 375 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,429 The itching drove me nuts! 376 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:40,664 Tell me about it. 377 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,400 I've lost two plastic forks down there already. 378 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,836 - Try a ballpoint pen. - Excuse me. 379 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,305 Was there some reason you came over here in the first place? 380 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:50,974 Not that I couldn't guess. [ chuckles ] 381 00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,610 Look at him. 382 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,346 Sitting there, reminiscing about the good times, 383 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,214 Waiting for me to give him the nod. 384 00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,484 Oh, yeah. Paul says he wants his baseball cards back. 385 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,454 He said what? 386 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,893 Well, I'll see you guys around. 387 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:12,196 Okay. That ripped it. Once and for all! 388 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,099 Say, Kev, I-I was thinking... 389 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,700 I couldn't believe it. 390 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,604 The little weasel had sent his lapdog to do his dirty work? 391 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,973 The nurse said I should find someone to help me... 392 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,308 You know, do stuff for me around school. 393 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,444 He couldn't treat me like that. 394 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,614 Well, I was wondering if you thought it was a good idea. 395 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,215 Yeah. Sure. 396 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,351 So this was what it came to. 397 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,153 Stabbed in the back by someone 398 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,889 Who used to call himself my... ha!... Best friend! 399 00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:41,024 Great! Then you'll do it? 400 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,459 What? 401 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,562 What was this guy talking about? 402 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,196 Well, you know, um, carry my books, 403 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,464 Help put on my Jacket, 404 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,366 And maybe you could even help me with my homework. 405 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,867 Doug! 406 00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,136 Was he nuts? Help him with his homework? 407 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,739 Hadn't I been humiliated enough? 408 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,975 Who'd he think I was, anyway? 409 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,810 Well, you are my best friend. 410 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,412 Aren't you? 411 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:11,121 Look, number one, I'm not your best friend, okay?! 412 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,757 And number two, carry your own stupid books! 413 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,093 Kev? 414 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,630 There. That felt better. 415 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,432 Much better. 416 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,768 That night, I had a dream. 417 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,605 [ owl hoots ] more like a nightmare. 418 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:31,074 You want milk duds? You want yoo-hoo? 419 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,343 You want doughnuts? 420 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,645 How about Son Balls? How about Twinkies? 421 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,848 If I give you Twinkies, would you be my best friend? 422 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,082 Doug! 423 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,418 Aah! Kev! 424 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,252 Doug?! 425 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,087 - Kev! - Stop! 426 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,489 - Help! - Doug! 427 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,591 Doug! 428 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:52,363 Doug! 429 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,131 Doug! Come back! 430 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,000 [ Breathing heavily ] 431 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:59,269 I felt awful. What had I done? 432 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:02,606 Doug did kind of look up to me. 433 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:07,378 And the truth is, I had acted, well, badly. 434 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,779 There was only one right thing to do. 435 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:13,550 [ doorbell rings ] 436 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,618 Oh, hi, Kevin. 437 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,821 Is Doug around? 438 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,323 I'm sorry. 439 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,791 H-he can't come to the door right now. 440 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,526 Is there something you wanted? 441 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,129 Well, uh... 442 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:30,167 I could tell by her look that I'd all but crushed him. 443 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,838 The least I could do was show some class. 444 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,648 It's a don Schwartz. 445 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:50,053 He likes don Schwartz. 446 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,689 I'll make sure he gets it. 447 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,198 Well, there you had it. 448 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,967 Poor Doug. I'd let him down. 449 00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:09,039 I could almost see him... alone in his room, 450 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,241 Trying to figure out what he'd done wrong, 451 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,043 Lamenting his fate... 452 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,312 [ Doug laughing ] 453 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:27,057 Or having the time of his life with Brady Ryland. 454 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,395 As I stood outside that window, 455 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,096 I watched the easy give-and-take 456 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,299 Of two new friends. 457 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,434 And I realized something... 458 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:41,938 Doug porter was no longer the odd man out. 459 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,277 It was me. 460 00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:52,882 But I guess in a way we're all odd men out... 461 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,952 Until we find a match that makes us even, 462 00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:59,790 Someone who challenges us to be our best, 463 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:04,128 Someone who understands us, even at our worst. 464 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:10,033 I was beginning to appreciate how rare a thing that was. 465 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:13,403 Hey. 466 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:22,413 I wanted to tell him I was a better person for knowing him, 467 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,981 That I hoped our friendship would endure 468 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,082 The trials of a lifetime. 469 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,420 Well... See ya. 470 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:33,256 Yeah. See ya. 471 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:38,829 But I knew he understood. 472 00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,816 [ Insects chirping ] 473 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,185 I was thinking about that McCovey trade. 474 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:03,987 Yeah? 475 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,190 Well, maybe I could do it for the Marichal and the Tiant. 476 00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,926 Paul, come on. It's a bad trade. 477 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:11,194 Well, come on, Kevin. 478 00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:12,696 I really think I want that Tiant. 479 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,398 I mean, I've wanted it for a long time. 480 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,600 For McCovey? Come on. 481 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,568 Come on. Don't be such a jerk about it. 482 00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:19,803 I want to make the trade! 483 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,838 I can't do it, Paul. It's stupid. 484 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,240 Oh, so now you're calling me stupid?! 485 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,783 [ Dog barks ] 486 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:37,020 McCovey is off the table. 487 00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:41,620 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35392

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