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? What would you do
if I sang out of tune? ?
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? Would you stand up
and walk out on me? ?
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? Lend me your ears,
and I'll sing you a song ?
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? I will try not to sing
out of key, yeah ?
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? Oh, baby, I get by ?
? By with a little help from my friends ?
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? All I need is my buddies ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -?
Try with a little help from my friends ?
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- ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ?
- ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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There she is. That's the one.
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What have you done with Spock'sbrain? What have you do...
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[ warbling ]
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When you're 12 years old,
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You've got a lot of strange,new territory to explore.
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For Paul and me,that meant the basement
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With Carla Healeyand Becky Slater.
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Paul and I weren't the world'sgreatest make-out experts,
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But I figured all I had to do
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Was wait for the signfrom Becky.
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That was the sign.
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[ switch clicks ]
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Hi, Mom.
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So, you're doing laundry.
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Yeah, I-i thought I would.
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You're folding, Kevin.
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Kevin, what's that
on your neck?
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Mom, be cool.
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Oh, this?
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It's... i-it's a bug bite.
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Ugh. It was embarrassingfor everyone.
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Hmm...
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Almost everyone.
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I don't know, Mom.
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Looks to me as though
it just might be...
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A monstro-hickey.
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A love bite.
A big, juicy lip burn!
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But, uh... That's just a guess.
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[ Smooching ]
Take this upstairs.
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[ Smooching ]
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Why don't you kids
come upstairs and watch TV?
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Uh...
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"star trek's" almost over.
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As soon as it is.
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Okay.
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Dr. McCoy,engineer Scott, and myself
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Were taken prisoner insidea highly complex civilization.
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A bug bite?
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[ laughing ] well, what did
you want me to say?
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I'll give you a bug bite.
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[ laughs ] - wait! Aah!
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- Becky!
- No, no!
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And so the days passed,carefree and lighthearted.
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Paul and Iseemed to have found a truce
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In the war of the sexes.
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Everything was simple and fun.
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[ warbling ]
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In other words, it had to end.
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[ laughter ]
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Hey, Kevin,
come here for a second.
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I want to ask you something.
Huh?
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I want to ask you a favor.
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Kirk McCraywanted to ask me a favor?
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Kirk McCray, who hadstolen Winnie away from me,
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Who had humiliated me,defeated me, ruined my life?
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Eh, but I was over that.I had Becky, and...
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I need you
to talk to Winnie for me.
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- What?!
- What?!
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I need you
to talk to Winnie for me.
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I mean...
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Well, I understand
if you don't want to.
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No, Kirk, I want to talkto Winnie Cooper for you
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Almost as much as I want to bestabbed through the heart
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50 timeswith a dull butter knife.
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But, I mean, she'll take it
better coming from you.
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She really likes you.
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She does?!
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She does?
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Well, yeah.
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I mean, you guys are
really good friends, aren't you?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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So, do you think
you can just ask her
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If... if she still likes me?
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I thought
you guys were going steady.
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Oh, man.
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I-I don't know what's going on.
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I mean, she didn't say anything,
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But it's just
the way she says it.
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You know what I mean?
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[ Sighs ] she's gonna dump me.
I know it.
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Really?!
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Really?
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I don't know.
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She didn't say anything to you,
did she?
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Me? No.
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I-I mean, I hardly ever
talk to her anymore.
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Do you think
you can just ask her for me?
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Kirk, I don't think
it'll be such a great idea...
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Please?
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I mean [sighs] I don't know
what else to do.
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You know... I mean,
I've liked girls before and all,
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But not like I like her.
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There's just something
about her.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But I just don't think...
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If it's a hassle,
you know, forget it.
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Wait a minute. I could do this.
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What's the big deal?
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Winnie Cooper'syesterday's news.
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Anyway,I had what's-her-name...
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Uh, Becky. Yeah, I had Becky.
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Kirk, wait a minute.
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You'll do it?
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Yes, I'll do it.
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Hey, thanks, Kev-bo.
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"Kev-bo"?
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You're gonna what?!
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[ Sighs ]
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He just wants me to ask Winnie
if she still...
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You know, still likes him.
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[ Scoffs ] you can't do that.
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Yes, I can!
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Kevin, you're talking about
Winnie Cooper here.
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I mean, get real.
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What's your point?
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Look, I just know
that if Carla dumped me,
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I could never go and talk to her
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About liking the guy
she dumped me for.
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She didn't dump me, Paul.
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Especially if it's somebody
like Kirk McCray.
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It doesn't bother me, okay?
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Somebody older
who's, like, twice my size...
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What difference does that make?
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Who's got muscles out to here
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And a dark tan
in the middle of the winter.
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Well, maybe I'm not like you,
Paul!
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Maybe I'm just a little more
secure than that, okay?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Look, there's no reason
I can't talk to Winnie!
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We're still friends!
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All I have to do
is go up to her and say...
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Winnie...
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[ glissando plays ]
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Uh...
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Hi, Kevin.
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Uh...
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Grab her! Squeeze her!
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Kiss her on the lips!
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No!
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What?
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Nothing.
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I ran into Kirk McCray
this afternoon.
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Oh?
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Yeah.
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I didn't see him today.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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He's a pretty nice guy.
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Yeah.
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[ Sighs ]
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Kirk wants to know
if you still like him.
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Huh?
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Kirk wants to know if...
You still like him.
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Why doesn't he ask me himself?
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Because he's a cowardand a fool,
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Not worthy of your...
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Uh... Because...
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I guess, um...
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He really likes you,
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And he doesn't want
to make you feel weird.
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He just wants to make me
feel weird.
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I don't know.
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Do you mean,
do I like him like him,
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Or do I just like him?
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The first one, I guess.
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Well, I like Kirk.
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But I'm not sure
I like him like him.
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Oh.
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A-are you mad at him?
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I'm not really mad at him.
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Oh, so you like him.
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I didn't say I liked him.
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I said I liked him.
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Let me have that one more time.
Slowly.
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She's not mad at you.
She likes you.
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She's not sure
if she likes you likes you,
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But she likes you.
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When she first liked you,
she liked you liked you,
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Unless she just thought
she liked you
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When she really just liked you.
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But she likes you.
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I knew it. I'm a dead man.
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- Not necessari...
- Come on. You heard her.
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What am I gonna do?
I don't know!
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She's waiting for me to make
the right move, isn't she?
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- Maybe.
- What's the right move?
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I don't know!
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Should I give her something?
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I don't know. You could try.
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Yeah? Like what?
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I don't know!
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Well, what would you give her?
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Look, Kirk...
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Maybe you should just try
and figure this out by yourself.
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I'm not the best guy
to be giving advice about this.
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Wait!
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Look, I got to get to class.
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How about this?
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What is it?
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My all-star patch.
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Your all-star patch?
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Yeah. She could, you know,
sew it on her sweater or Jacket.
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Girls do that, don't they?
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How am I supposed to know?
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Kevbo...
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Yeah?
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Could you give this
to Winnie for me?
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[ Sighs ] Kirk, come on!
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Please? It's the last time
I'll ask. I swear.
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I can't!
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Look, if it was you and you
really liked Winnie Cooper,
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I'd do it for you.
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What am I supposed to do
with this?
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You could sew it
on your Jacket or sweater.
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I don't know.
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I can't do that.
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It's just a way
of showing friendship.
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Come on, Kevin.
You know what it means.
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Yeah.
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Kevin?
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Yeah?
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I think I have to
break up with him.
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Really?
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I think so.
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This may benone of my business, Winnie,
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But I thinkyou're doing the right thing.
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I mean, there's no use
dragging it out.
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You are so right!
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We can still be friends.
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Absolutely!
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You know, I really tried.
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Hey, when it's over...
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It's over?
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I'm sorry.
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I knew it.
She likes someone else.
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I don't think
she likes someone else.
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Did she say
she didn't like someone else?
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Well...
She didn't say she didn't.
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Look, she said
she still wanted to be friends.
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She said that?!
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Yeah!
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[ Sighs ]
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I know. I know.
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Kirk...
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Get a grip on yourself.
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But, now, Kirk raisesan interesting question.
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What if she does likesomeone else?
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Maybe that's whatthis whole thing is about.
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But how can you find outwithout...
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Paulbo!
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"Paul-bo"?!
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I need you to ask Winnie
something for me.
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Come on, Paul.
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If you liked Winnie,
I'd do it for you.
266
00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,728
You would not.
You'd be mad at me.
267
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,364
Come on, Paul.
What's the big deal?
268
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,331
Well, I can't go up to Winnie
269
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,500
And just ask her
if she likes you.
270
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,102
You don't.
271
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:41,472
Look, first you say,
"hi, Winnie."
272
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,674
And then she says...
273
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,614
"hi, Paul"?
274
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:51,949
Good.
275
00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,583
Okay.
276
00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:54,952
"How are you doing?"
277
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,927
"fine." you're fine.
278
00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,895
"Fine."
279
00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:09,233
"so, I heard you broke up
with Kirk."
280
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,570
"yeah, I guess I did."
281
00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,340
"was it because
you still like Kevin?"
282
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,075
"Kevin?"
283
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,877
Kevin Arnold?
284
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,146
"You must be joking!"
285
00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,381
[ laughing ]
286
00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:26,950
Forget it.
287
00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,186
Forget the whole thing.
288
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,754
I thought you were my friend.
289
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,856
Take it easy. I'll talk to her.
290
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,058
Never mind.
291
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,226
I'll talk to her.
292
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:37,494
Yeah?
293
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,263
Sure.
294
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,032
Great.
295
00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:47,271
What are you gonna say to her?
296
00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:50,975
Trust me.
297
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,379
[ Slurping ]
298
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,681
Things were falling into place.
299
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,783
Kirk and Winnie had broken up.
300
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:00,984
And why?
301
00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:02,986
Because she'd never reallyforgotten me.
302
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,556
[ Up-tempo music plays ] all
those golden Moments we shared.
303
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,957
Our first kiss.
304
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,092
I can still rememberthe way she looked.
305
00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:11,095
She looked...
306
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:13,931
[ music stops ]
307
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,365
Just like that.
308
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,267
What's going on, McCray?
309
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,003
- What do you mean?
- [ Sighs ]
310
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,637
I thought
you and Winnie broke up.
311
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:21,939
Didn't I make that clear?
312
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,173
We did.
313
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,975
Then I saw you guys making out.
314
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,344
I know. Isn't that weird?
315
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,046
Then what's going on?!
316
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,514
I don't know.
317
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,649
I can't figure it out myself.
318
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:35,152
I asked Eric Antonio
to ask her for me.
319
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,353
Eric Antonio?
320
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:38,122
Yeah. I hope you don't mind.
321
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,290
I can't believe this.
322
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,325
Kevin!
323
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,460
Uh...
324
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,828
Come here for a sec.
325
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,229
Did you ask Winnie for me?
326
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,897
Why would he talk to Winnie?
327
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,332
I couldn't talk to Winnie.
328
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,634
She was with Eric Antonio
all afternoon.
329
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,202
I think he likes her.
330
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,403
- What?!
- What?!
331
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,739
I told you...
all we did was talk about you.
332
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:56,873
"You" who?
333
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,642
- Both of you.
- Both of who?
334
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,911
Look, will you just answer the question?
Do you like her or not?
335
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,079
Well, sure I like her.
336
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,447
Well, do you like her like her?
337
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,749
Not like you like her.
338
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,583
You like her?
339
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,852
- I thought everybody knew that.
- You mean, you like her like her?
340
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,188
Yeah, I like her.
I liked before you liked her.
341
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,356
You mean, you went
to talk to her for me
342
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:13,991
When all this time
you liked her?
343
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,592
Now you like her?
344
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,461
Is there anybody else that likes
Winnie Cooper I should know about?
345
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,263
Paul?
346
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:22,433
Well, she does have those tiny
little freckles on her nose.
347
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:26,503
A joke! A joke!
348
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,305
Well, who does she like?
349
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,607
I don't know.
She likes you both.
350
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:33,043
You mean,
she likes us likes us?
351
00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:34,678
Well, who does she like better?
352
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,815
Yeah, who does she like better?
353
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,384
I don't know. I'll ask her
tonight. We're going skating.
354
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:41,585
- What?!
- What?! -What?!
355
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,353
Hey, Kevin.
356
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,756
Becky Slater wants to know
if you're mad at her.
357
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:46,857
Becky?
358
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,292
Poor little Becky.
359
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,262
In all this confusion,I'd forgotten all about her.
360
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,730
But now there wasonly one thing to do.
361
00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,333
I had to tell her the truth,
362
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,302
And not through any go-between,but face-to-face...
363
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,637
Like a man.
364
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,678
Oh, god. Look at her.
365
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,448
Poor, sweet flower of a girl.
366
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,633
God, I hated to hurt her.
367
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,772
Well, just get it over with.
368
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,942
Becky, we have to break up.
369
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,347
I still like Winnie Cooper.
370
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,520
We can still be friends, though.
371
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,222
I know.
372
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,391
I know.
373
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,259
Unh!
374
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,094
Oh, yeah! "Friends"?!
375
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,563
- Unh!
- I'll give you "friends"!
376
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,564
Unh!
377
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,868
[ Groans ]
378
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:07,104
I guess that waswhen it first occurred to me.
379
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,141
[ door slams ] I really
didn't understand girls.
380
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,609
I mean... and let me beabsolutely clear
381
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,278
About what I mean.
382
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:21,152
I really...
Didn't... Understand... Girls.
383
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,121
[ futuristic music plays ]
384
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,799
Interesting specimens.
385
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,336
Spock, where are we?
386
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,238
It appears, captain,
387
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,973
That we are on an alien planet
388
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:46,543
Inhabited by strange beings
with long hair
389
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:49,213
And very short skirts.
390
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,014
Well, hey, since I washaving the fantasy anyway,
391
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,816
I figuredI might as well do it right.
392
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,118
Who are you?
What do you want from us?
393
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,887
[ Warbling ]
394
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,888
[ Gasping ]
395
00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:00,724
Highly illogical question,
captain.
396
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,526
These are alien beings.
397
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,862
They think and act in ways
you cannot hope to understand.
398
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,030
Well, what can we do?
399
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,467
There must be some way
of fighting back.
400
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,934
Bones? Scotty?
401
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:13,570
I'm afraid we have no choice
402
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,639
But to submit
to their every whim.
403
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,675
We are their captives.
They control us completely.
404
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:21,478
No, this can't be.
405
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,180
We're human beings!
Can't you understand that?!
406
00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:25,783
We're men! [ Warbling ]
407
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,218
[ Groaning ]
408
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,920
We're men! Men!
409
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,355
[ Warbling continues ]
410
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:37,961
[ Music stops ]
411
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,797
Hey, Kev, you okay?!
412
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,366
Huh?
413
00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:44,502
You okay?
414
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,971
[ Simon & Garfunkel's
"I Am a Rock" plays ]
415
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,575
? A winter's day ?
416
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,080
Well, that nightI caught up on something
417
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,949
I'd been needing to dofor a long time.
418
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,786
I just shut the doorand laid down on the bed
419
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:06,423
And put in two hours of good,solid adolescent self-pity.
420
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,491
[ vehicle approaches ]
421
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,125
? Gazing from my window ?
422
00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:10,894
? To the streets below ?
423
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:14,131
? On a freshly fallen,
silent shroud of snow ?
424
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:17,000
[ Vehicle door closes ]
? I am a rock ?
425
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,369
Until Winnie got home.
426
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,038
[ door closes ]
427
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,578
Where are you going?
428
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,181
Just over to Winnie's
for a minute.
429
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,416
It's a little late, Kevin.
430
00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:35,118
Just for a minute.
431
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,419
Can't this wait till tomorrow?
432
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:37,754
A reasonable question,
433
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:40,157
But at the momentI was not a reasonable man.
434
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,725
No, it can't.
435
00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:46,330
? I have no need
of friendship ?
436
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,898
? Friendship causes pain ?
437
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,566
Okay.
438
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,735
? It's laughter and it's loving
I disdain ?
439
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,837
? I am a rock ?
440
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:59,009
? I am an island ?
441
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:03,948
I had fun. Thanks a lot.
442
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,315
Kev-bo!
443
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:06,717
Ericbo.
444
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,652
Were you at the skating rink
tonight? I didn't see you.
445
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,120
I wasn't there.
446
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,223
Hey, you want to hear
what Winnie said about you?
447
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,324
No.
448
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,259
Okay. [ Chuckles ]
449
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,960
Well, I guess
I'll see you in school.
450
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,428
See ya.
451
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:27,371
Hi.
452
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,010
It's cold.
453
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,345
It almost feels like
it might snow.
454
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,784
Yeah.
455
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,552
Look, Winnie,
what are you doing?
456
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,787
What do you mean?
457
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,488
What are you doing with Eric?
458
00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:47,957
We went skating.
He's nice to talk to.
459
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,559
He's just a friend.
460
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:52,162
Yeah, what about Kirk?
461
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,797
I broke up with Kirk.
462
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,032
Yeah, I saw the way
you broke up with him.
463
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,901
In the hallway?
464
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,970
Oh.
465
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,206
I don't know. I guess
that wasn't such a good idea.
466
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,374
You guess?!
467
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,078
Well, what business is it
of yours, anyway?
468
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,746
It...
469
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,148
I'm your friend, that's what!
470
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,650
Well, if you're my friend,
471
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,919
Then why are you
being like this?
472
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,587
Like what?
473
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,356
Like...
474
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,559
Oh, I don't know.
475
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:27,831
[ Sighs ]
476
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,333
Look, don't get all upset.
477
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,039
I have to ask you something.
478
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,374
What?
479
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,879
I just have to know
if you like me or not.
480
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,353
A-and don't give me
any of that...
481
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,821
"like me like me" stuff.
482
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,858
Well, that was it.
483
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,528
A straightforward, face-to-faceyes-or-no question.
484
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,698
And I was gonna stand thereuntil I got my answer.
485
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,401
I don't know.
486
00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:07,037
[ Scoffs ] "I don't know."
487
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,738
What do you mean
you don't know?!
488
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:11,475
I mean, I don't know!
I really don't know!
489
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:16,113
[ Sighs ] I wish everyone
would just leave me alone.
490
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,214
I don't know what I'm doing.
491
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,184
This was something new.
492
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:24,254
I mean, I always figured girlsknew exactly what they wanted.
493
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,990
They knew. They had a plan.
494
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,292
But maybe they didn't.
495
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,961
Maybe they werejust as confused as we were.
496
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,263
Isn't that great?
497
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:36,000
It's... it's horrible.
498
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,402
They don't know, either.
499
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,171
That means nobody knows.
500
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:49,179
You mean,
you... Really don't know?
501
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,816
No.
502
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,921
Oh.
503
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,159
Well...
504
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,262
I'm sorry.
505
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,530
What for?
506
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:14,838
I don't know.
507
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,010
As I stood therethat cold night,
508
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,547
I realized, for the first timein a long time,
509
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,783
That Winnie and Iwere feeling the same thing.
510
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:32,189
We were bothcompletely miserable.
511
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,824
Kevin.
512
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,366
What?
513
00:21:48,506 --> 00:21:50,807
Knock, knock.
514
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,009
Who's there?
515
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,779
Sam and Janet.
516
00:21:58,683 --> 00:22:01,551
Sam and Janet who?
517
00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:05,121
? Sam and Janet evening ?
[some enchanted evening]
518
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,027
You're supposed to laugh.
519
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:14,398
I am.
520
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,065
You are?
521
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,901
Well...
522
00:22:18,903 --> 00:22:21,538
Maybe I'm not
laughing laughing...
523
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,409
But I'm laughing.
524
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,713
Okay, Winnie.
525
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,781
Some enchanted evening.
526
00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:33,450
We'll see.
527
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:36,653
[ Diana Ross & the Supremes'
"Someday We'll Be Together" plays ]
528
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:42,659
? Mmmmm ?
529
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:51,368
? Mm-mm-mm-mmm ?
530
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,671
? Someday we'll be together ?
531
00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:56,273
? Ohhhhh ?
532
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:59,243
? Say it, say it, say it,
say it again ?
533
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:00,410
You tell them.
534
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:05,015
? Someday we'll be together ?
535
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,583
? Oh, yeah ?
536
00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:11,183
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