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‐ Quiet. The whole world's
gonna know I missed curfew.
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It's gonna be your fault.
‐ I missed curfew, too.
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I was out trying to find a club
that would let my band play.
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‐ Oh, well, I missed curfew‐‐
‐ Don't care!
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‐ [bag swats arm]
‐ Ow.
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Go check if
the coast is clear.
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‐ [crickets chirping]
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‐ Mom is right on
the other side of that door
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with her "waiting up" blanket.
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We're in so much trouble.
‐ You know what?
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Why are a couple of supes
sneakin' around anyway?
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We should just man up,
go in there,
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and tell Mom what
we think of her "curfew."
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‐ You're right. We should handle
this like mature adults.
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[takes deep breath]
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Okay, Mom, I know
we're late, but‐‐
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‐ What do you mean "we"?
‐ Well...
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‐ Phoebe, you're over
an hour late.
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Do you know how worried
your father and I were?
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‐ HANK: Oh, television...
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I don't have a care in
the world when you're on.
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‐ Do you know how
worried I was?
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‐ Mother, shall we sit?
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We shall not.
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Mom, here's the thing‐‐
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I'm not a little
kid anymore.
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Heck, I'm the protector
of Hiddenville.
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If something went wrong,
I would call myself.
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‐ I know you think you can
take care of yourself,
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but I am still
responsible for you.
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Do you understand?
‐ Not even a little bit.
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So, I guess we'll
agree to disagree.
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‐ How about we agree to
ground you for a week?
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‐ Well, that
escalated quickly.
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Seriously? A week?
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‐ Yeah. Why don't you call
yourself and get outta that?
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‐ Come on, Mom!
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‐ Would you guys
please keep it down?
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I'm trying to sleep.
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‐ Sorry, sweetie.
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Phoebe, you're double‐grounded
for waking your brother up.
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‐ Oh?!
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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‐ [sighing]
There's nothing on.
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Oh, Dad, do you need
anything from the store?
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‐ Shhhh! I can't be
seen talking to you.
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You're gonna get me grounded.
‐ Dad!
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‐ Sorry, honey, but the only way
you're gettin' outta here
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is on a superhero mission.
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Just, uh, watch some TV.
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‐ [sighing]
TV's boring.
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‐ [gasping]
Now you're bad‐mouthing TV?
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You deserve being grounded.
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‐ Wait? All I need's
a mission, huh?
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Thunder Monitor, emergency call
to President Kickbutt.
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‐ COMPUTER VOICE: Calling
Super President Kickbutt.
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‐ Phoebe, this had
better be important.
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I'm having quiet
time at home.
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‐ [rock music blaring]
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‐ Simone, turn that
song off, please!
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‐ [music stops]
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‐ Uh, I was wondering
if you had a mission for me?
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‐ Phoebe, this is
my one day off a month.
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I just want some peace and‐‐
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‐ [rock music blaring]
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‐ Simone!
‐ [music stops]
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‐ Oh, look, a mission
just came across the wire.
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[imitates computer beeping]
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The Hero League
wants you to
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take Simone off my hands
for the evening.
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‐ Oh, uh, that sounds‐‐
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‐ Good. I'm sending
her to you right now.
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‐ Oh, hey, Phoebe!
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[whooshing]
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Mom, you can't
keep doing that!
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‐ You're Phoebe's mission now.
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Super President Kickbutt...
out...
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‐ I hope your parents
are cooler than mine.
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‐ They are not‐‐which
is why we are leaving.
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‐ Oh, hey, Simone.
What are you doing here?
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‐ She's my "mission."
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Super President Kickbutt
wanted me to take her out.
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It sounded very serious‐‐
there were beeps.
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‐ Super President Kickbutt, huh?
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Okay, well, you can go
on your little mission,
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but if you don't
make curfew tonight,
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you're gonna be
triple‐grounded.
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‐ Three weeks?
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Those are Max numbers.
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‐ Enjoy your mission.
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You're on "Mom Time" now.
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‐ Moms, am I right?
‐ Totally useless.
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Now wait here,
I'm gonna go put on
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this really cute outfit
she bought me yesterday.
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‐ Hi, Max.
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‐ Well, well, well,
if it isn't Simone Kickbutt‐‐
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‐‐er Cumberbatch.
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Guys, this is Simone,
a completely normal teenager
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whose parents are
totally unimportant.
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‐ Any relation to
Mike Kickbutter‐Cumberbatch?
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‐ No, no relation.
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So, what are you doing here?
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‐ She must have heard
about our first club gig‐‐
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which we booked
just in time.
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We had a pact
that if we didn't
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play a club by tonight,
we'd break up.
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‐ Speaking of
breaking up, Max,
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is your mom still
with that dude?
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‐ You mean my dad?
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Not cool, Gideon.
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‐ [German accent]
Wolfgang?
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‐ Sure, I'd love to
see you guys play.
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I've been to Germany.
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‐ Okay, uh, well, I just
texted you the address.
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‐ And I am definitely not
texting Barb the address.
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‐ [long, slow slurp]
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‐ You really seem to
be enjoying that cocoa.
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‐ Oh, I finished it
five minutes ago.
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I'm just trying
to wait them out.
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Okay, you win.
What's with the costumes?
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‐ It's not about
the costumes.
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We're here on business.
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‐ Yeah, it's o‐fish‐ial
business.
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‐ What this clown fish
is trying to say
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is we want a pet.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Oh, ho, here we go.
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You guys have tried this
song and dance before.
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‐ Not this one.
Hit it, Billy.
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‐ ♪ Buy us a pet ♪
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♪ Be the best guys ever ♪
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‐ ♪ Buy us a pet ♪
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♪ It's meow or never ♪
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‐ ♪ What we're trying to say ♪
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‐ ♪ In our adorable way is ♪
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‐ ♪ Buy us a pet right now ♪
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‐ BOTH:
[long, slow slurp]
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‐ Seriously? Nothing?
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‐ I'm sorry, but you guys are
just not ready for a pet...
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or Broadway.
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‐ That's right.
It's a huge responsibility.
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‐ We were afraid you
would say that,
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and we would like to
counter with this...
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‐ Pwease, Mommy, Daddy?
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‐ Oh, ho, ho, ho.
‐ Oh...
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‐ Must... fight... cuteness.
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‐ All right, listen,
why don't you guys
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take care of Dr. Colosso
for the weekend?
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If he says you're
responsible pet owners,
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then... we'll... get ya a pet.
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‐ NORA, BILLY, CHLOE:
Yay!
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‐ Sorry, Barb, but you
knew adorable children
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were a risk when
you married me.
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‐ Simone, I'm telling you,
Splatburger is not a club.
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It's barely a restaurant.
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‐ [electronic music playing]
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‐ That is now a club.
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I can't believe Mrs. Wong
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would turn her restaurant
into a nightclub.
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‐ MAX: She didn't...
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I did!
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Welcome to Club Splatz.
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‐ Why is it always you?
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‐ Well, since I couldn't
find a club
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that would let our band play,
I opened my own,
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and when we rock out tonight,
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our band won't have
to split up.
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‐ So, you just broke
into Splatburger?
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‐ [exaggerated gasp]
How dare you!
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I stole the key.
‐ Hm...
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‐ You guys have fun now.
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‐ All right, we should go.
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Your mom would not like you
partying at an illegal club.
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‐ Yeah, because
she worries too much‐‐
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just like your mom.
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‐ Tell me about it.
I'm triple‐grounded?
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I am a superhero, dang it.
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‐ Great! Then we're staying.
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Simone, out!
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‐ Wait!
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I can't miss curfew,
so meet me at the door at 10:00.
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‐ Got it. Now I'm out.
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‐ Okay, just please
don't hit me with your‐‐
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hair.
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‐ [reading] "And then
the wicked witch
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"put the pretty princess
to sleep forever and ever...
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The End."?
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‐ Ha! I love evil
fairytales.
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‐ Enjoy your healthy
vegetables, Colosso.
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‐ Well, isn't that lovely.
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Huh!
‐ [tray clatters]
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‐ I don't want that garbage!
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I want deep‐dish pizza
from Chicago.
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‐ Bunny food only.
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We have to show mom and dad
we're responsible pet owners.
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‐ Fine.
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Hank! Barb!
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The kids are starving me!
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‐ Okay, if we get
you what you want,
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will you say we're
good pet owners?
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‐ I don't make any promises
'til I see the goods.
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‐ [zooming]
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‐ Oh, yeah!
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Let's do this!
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[chomping, slurping]
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‐ How does his little
mouth open so wide?
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‐ What's happening to him?
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‐ Uh...
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I think I'm a tad bloated.
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‐ A tad?
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You're a bunny blimp.
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‐ Guess I can't process
cheese like I used to.
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Good to know.
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‐ Have any of you
guys seen Simone?
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She was supposed to
meet me by the door,
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but I can't find her.
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‐ Did you check Club Splatz's
Velvet Members Only VIP Room?
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‐ You mean the kitchen?
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‐ And that's why
you'll never be a member.
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‐ I tried to get in, but that
guy won't let me past.
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‐ That's because you're not
a very important person.
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You're a very...
annoying person.
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And that group's over there.
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‐ [electronic music playing]
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‐ Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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She's with me, Enrico.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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‐ Oh, there she is...
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‐ [air whooshing]
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‐ ...throwing a chicken
up the garbage chute.
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‐ [laughing]
Bye‐bye, birdie!
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‐ Simone, where were you?
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I waited at the door
for like 20 minutes.
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‐ Oh, well, I was just having
so much fun with this
251
00:11:10,194 --> 00:11:13,327
that I suddenly didn't care
that you were waiting.
252
00:11:13,427 --> 00:11:15,527
‐ Well, we're going.
I don't wanna miss curfew.
253
00:11:15,627 --> 00:11:17,027
‐ You can go. I'm staying.
254
00:11:17,127 --> 00:11:18,861
‐ I'm not leaving
you here mid‐mission.
255
00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:20,827
I have to make sure
you get home safe.
256
00:11:24,227 --> 00:11:25,294
Oh, real mature.
257
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:26,927
‐ BOTH: Nya!
258
00:11:27,027 --> 00:11:29,161
‐ Okay, you two are
outta here.
259
00:11:29,261 --> 00:11:30,527
I'm gettin' complaints‐‐
260
00:11:30,627 --> 00:11:32,094
mostly from me.
261
00:11:32,194 --> 00:11:33,994
But you're killin' the vibe
in the VIP Room.
262
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:38,027
‐ Okay, it's a kitchen with
a garbage hole in the ceiling.
263
00:11:40,294 --> 00:11:41,394
It's time to go, Missy.
264
00:11:41,494 --> 00:11:43,327
‐ Missy? Pu‐lease.
265
00:11:43,427 --> 00:11:45,061
I'm not going anywhere.
266
00:11:45,161 --> 00:11:47,694
‐ [air whooshing]
‐ SIMONE: [screaming]
267
00:11:51,261 --> 00:11:53,761
‐ Ho, ho.
268
00:11:53,861 --> 00:11:56,901
That's what the sign meant.
269
00:12:02,341 --> 00:12:03,441
‐ Simone, are you okay?
270
00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:05,141
‐ SIMONE:
What do you think?
271
00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,641
‐ This is awful.
272
00:12:06,741 --> 00:12:08,407
How am I gonna get her
back and make curfew?
273
00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:11,007
‐ You know who you should talk
to about this problem?
274
00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:13,074
Anyone but me.
275
00:12:13,174 --> 00:12:14,907
‐ Wait. You have to help
me get Simone back.
276
00:12:15,007 --> 00:12:16,741
‐ Well, I've gotta
go play this gig.
277
00:12:16,841 --> 00:12:18,641
Me and my band
can stay together
278
00:12:18,741 --> 00:12:20,507
and become legendary
bad boy rockers.
279
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,974
One question‐‐
collar up or down?
280
00:12:24,074 --> 00:12:26,007
‐ You know, I, uh, sure would
hate for Mom to find out
281
00:12:26,107 --> 00:12:28,107
you broke into Splatburger
and turned it into a club.
282
00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:30,307
‐ Pfft, you think telling
on me's gonna work?
283
00:12:30,407 --> 00:12:31,974
‐ [phone beeps]
‐ Call Mom.
284
00:12:32,074 --> 00:12:33,874
‐ Stop that!
‐ [phone beeps]
285
00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:35,607
‐ Okay, let's make
this quick.
286
00:12:35,707 --> 00:12:37,807
Oh, there's a reverse lever.
287
00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:40,974
‐ Uh, okay, uh, I will pull
it with my telekinesis
288
00:12:41,074 --> 00:12:43,074
and when this thing spits
Simone out, we'll catch her.
289
00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:44,774
‐ Yeah.
290
00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:50,074
‐ [chute rattling]
291
00:12:50,174 --> 00:12:51,741
‐ Here she comes.
292
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,881
‐ A perfectly‐wrapped burger?
293
00:12:57,981 --> 00:13:01,047
I accept your trade,
trash chute.
294
00:13:03,547 --> 00:13:06,614
‐ COLOSSO:
[sighing, farting]
295
00:13:06,714 --> 00:13:08,214
‐ Sorry, Colosso,
296
00:13:08,314 --> 00:13:10,447
but we can't let Mom
and Dad see you like this,
297
00:13:10,547 --> 00:13:11,681
or we'll never get a pet.
298
00:13:11,781 --> 00:13:13,014
‐ We have to cover you
up until we figure out
299
00:13:13,114 --> 00:13:16,147
how to fix... this.
‐ COLOSSO: [farting]
300
00:13:16,247 --> 00:13:18,614
Ah, relax. Nobody
ever comes down here.
301
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,914
‐ BARB: Kids, we're
coming down there.
302
00:13:24,214 --> 00:13:27,047
‐ Hey, we just came down
to check on you guys.
303
00:13:27,147 --> 00:13:29,281
‐ Yeah, Colosso,
how are they doing?
304
00:13:29,381 --> 00:13:31,047
‐ Don't. He's asleep.
305
00:13:31,147 --> 00:13:32,581
‐ And as responsible
pet owners,
306
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:35,447
we can't let you disturb
his peace and quiet.
307
00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:38,481
‐ COLOSSO:
[long, slow fart]
308
00:13:38,581 --> 00:13:41,814
‐ Uh, that was me.
My tummy's bubbly.
309
00:13:43,514 --> 00:13:44,781
‐ Aw, well, come on, sweetie.
310
00:13:44,881 --> 00:13:47,947
Let's fix up your tummy
with a little ginger tea.
311
00:13:50,447 --> 00:13:52,114
‐ [whispering]
You owe me.
312
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,754
‐ How do we fix your tummy,
bubble boy?
313
00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:02,154
‐ We need to force
out this gas
314
00:14:02,254 --> 00:14:05,621
by filling me up with
more fart fuel.
315
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:08,021
‐ Wait? So we should
give you more gas?
316
00:14:08,121 --> 00:14:11,154
I thought my body
was confusing.
317
00:14:11,254 --> 00:14:13,087
‐ Just bring me beans‐‐
318
00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:14,354
and lots of 'em.
319
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,021
‐ [zooming]
320
00:14:17,621 --> 00:14:19,221
[zooming]
321
00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:25,121
‐ Okay, you kids know
the drill.
322
00:14:25,221 --> 00:14:28,387
[chomping, slurping]
323
00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:32,621
‐ SIMONE: Are you
guys still there?
324
00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:34,054
‐ Uh, yeah.
325
00:14:34,154 --> 00:14:36,054
Uh, Phoebe and I are
just trying to find
326
00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:38,621
a way to get you out
of wherever you are.
327
00:14:38,721 --> 00:14:41,421
‐ [German accent]
Founden Maxen.
328
00:14:41,521 --> 00:14:43,054
‐ There you are, bro.
329
00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:45,321
What are you doing in here?
We've gotta play.
330
00:14:45,421 --> 00:14:49,121
‐ Yeah, much like my love life,
this club is "one night only."
331
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,921
‐ Dude, your love life
is "no night only."
332
00:14:53,021 --> 00:14:54,954
‐ Look, guys,
I just need a second.
333
00:14:55,054 --> 00:14:57,127
In the meantime, do something
entertaining until I get there.
334
00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:58,527
‐ Wolfgang!
335
00:14:58,627 --> 00:15:00,261
Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
336
00:15:00,361 --> 00:15:02,027
Huh!
337
00:15:04,761 --> 00:15:08,194
‐ Hey, someone in
your band is talented.
338
00:15:08,294 --> 00:15:09,994
All right, I searched
the whole restaurant
339
00:15:10,094 --> 00:15:11,661
and I can't figure out where
this garbage chute leads.
340
00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:14,261
‐ All right, new plan.
[powers zapping]
341
00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:16,494
You are gonna go up
there to get Simone,
342
00:15:16,594 --> 00:15:18,227
and I'm gonna pull
you guys out.
343
00:15:18,327 --> 00:15:20,327
‐ Why don't you go up the chute
and I pull you out?
344
00:15:20,427 --> 00:15:21,861
‐ Because I come
with friends‐‐
345
00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:24,727
"Venus" and "Serena"!
346
00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:27,061
Make like that sign
and stand on the "X."
347
00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:36,527
‐ Max, do not... let go...
of the cord.
348
00:15:36,627 --> 00:15:38,294
‐ Don't worry. We won't.
349
00:15:41,694 --> 00:15:46,161
‐ [air whooshing]
350
00:15:46,261 --> 00:15:47,427
‐ [straining]
351
00:15:47,527 --> 00:15:50,027
Don't give up, Venus!
352
00:15:50,127 --> 00:15:52,194
Don't...
353
00:15:52,294 --> 00:15:54,594
Whoa!
354
00:15:54,694 --> 00:15:56,834
‐ PHOEBE: Oh!
‐ MAX: Whoa!
355
00:16:05,401 --> 00:16:07,234
I didn't let go of the cord.
356
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:11,934
‐ Hey, guys, do you
want some tea?
357
00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:15,701
We had cookies,
but Chloe ate them all.
358
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,701
‐ There's no crumbs
on my face.
359
00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:23,901
‐ What's Colosso
doing up here?
360
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:27,001
‐ Mom, Dad, we need
your help.
361
00:16:27,101 --> 00:16:28,767
Look...
362
00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:31,701
‐ BARB: [gasps]
363
00:16:31,801 --> 00:16:33,667
‐ COLOSSO: No...
364
00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:35,834
[gurgly voice]
... don't look at me.
365
00:16:37,301 --> 00:16:39,701
‐ We really tried to
be good pet owners.
366
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:42,401
‐ Honey, I think
you failed.
367
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:46,101
‐ Oh, this is it,
I'm gonna blow!
368
00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:48,067
[stomach gurgling]
369
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:50,867
Oh... oh... oh...
370
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:52,434
Ahh!
371
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:54,101
‐ Take cover!
372
00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:59,274
‐ [stomach gurgling]
373
00:16:59,374 --> 00:17:03,441
[continuous fart]
374
00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:05,674
Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
375
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,707
Ow!
‐ [teapot rattles]
376
00:17:07,807 --> 00:17:10,341
‐ [farts]
‐ ALL: Ohhh!!
377
00:17:13,374 --> 00:17:14,974
‐ Whew!
378
00:17:15,074 --> 00:17:17,341
‐ All right, nobody light
a match for at least an hour.
379
00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:22,341
‐ Yeah, we don't want
a pet anymore.
380
00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,841
‐ There's no door
down there.
381
00:17:29,941 --> 00:17:32,007
But I did find
another burger.
382
00:17:33,841 --> 00:17:35,507
‐ Great. We're trapped
in here.
383
00:17:35,607 --> 00:17:37,607
‐ Wait, you losers
can give up,
384
00:17:37,707 --> 00:17:40,374
but I'm playing
my club gig tonight.
385
00:17:48,974 --> 00:17:51,407
‐ Well, Simone,
I hope you're happy.
386
00:17:51,507 --> 00:17:53,141
‐ Why would I be happy?
387
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:55,174
I'm gonna be picking pork scraps
outta my super heels for a week.
388
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,981
‐ None of this would
have happened
389
00:17:57,081 --> 00:17:58,781
if you had just met me
at the door on time.
390
00:17:58,881 --> 00:18:00,081
I was worried sick about you.
391
00:18:00,181 --> 00:18:03,281
‐ "Kobe," "LeBron,"
get in the game!
392
00:18:05,647 --> 00:18:08,447
I've gotta get up...
just a little higher.
393
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:11,181
[groaning]
Whew.
394
00:18:11,281 --> 00:18:12,947
[groaning]
395
00:18:14,381 --> 00:18:16,747
‐ Look, Simone, I know you think
you can take care of yourself,
396
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:19,681
but I'm the one who's
responsible for you.
397
00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:21,981
Wait. Where have
I heard this before?
398
00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:24,481
‐ Blah, blah, blah,
blabbity, blah, blah,
399
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,781
still responsible for you.
400
00:18:26,881 --> 00:18:29,381
‐ Oh, that's where
I heard it.
401
00:18:31,314 --> 00:18:33,914
‐ [alarm ringing]
‐ What's happening?
402
00:18:34,014 --> 00:18:35,214
‐ The walls are closing in.
403
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:36,747
‐ The room must be
a giant trash compactor.
404
00:18:36,847 --> 00:18:38,747
It's gonna smash us
into a brick of trash.
405
00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:41,747
‐ Haven't I been
through enough?
406
00:18:41,847 --> 00:18:44,747
And you guys, too.
407
00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:46,481
‐ [metal creaking]
408
00:18:46,581 --> 00:18:49,081
‐ We've gotta get up through
that hole in the ceiling.
409
00:18:49,181 --> 00:18:50,714
‐ As my mad hops have
already proven‐‐
410
00:18:50,814 --> 00:18:53,514
it's way too high up.
411
00:18:53,614 --> 00:18:56,154
‐ Not for someone
with Kickbutt power.
412
00:18:56,254 --> 00:18:57,721
Simone can superkick
us straight up
413
00:18:57,821 --> 00:18:59,154
through the hole
in the ceiling.
414
00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:01,387
If we're all tied together,
we'll all fly up together.
415
00:19:01,487 --> 00:19:03,587
‐ I'm in.
I love kicking butts.
416
00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:05,187
‐ Here, Max, tie this
cord around yourself.
417
00:19:05,287 --> 00:19:07,254
‐ Okay.
418
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,687
‐ Good. Now let Simone
kick you in the butt.
419
00:19:09,787 --> 00:19:11,821
‐ What? No!
Why can't she kick you?
420
00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:14,387
‐ Because it hurts.
421
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,621
‐ Well, she's not
kicking me.
422
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,621
‐ I'll choose.
Eeeny, meeny, miny‐‐
423
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,821
kick butt!
‐ PHOEBE: [screams]
424
00:19:26,454 --> 00:19:28,487
‐ Why does that
cord hate me?
425
00:19:28,587 --> 00:19:31,454
‐ [metal creaking]
426
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:33,687
‐ BOTH:
[heavy thuds]
427
00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,387
‐ We did it!
428
00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:41,187
Oh, and I can't
feel my butt.
429
00:19:41,287 --> 00:19:44,021
Wait, now I can.
430
00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:47,087
Ow!
431
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:50,021
‐ MAX: Help!
I'm being smooshed!
432
00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:51,754
‐ Oh, no, Max!
433
00:19:51,854 --> 00:19:53,787
‐ [heavy thud]
‐ What was that thud?
434
00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:55,894
‐ It came from
the alley outside.
435
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,661
‐ MAX: I don't see
what's so funny.
436
00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:06,461
‐ [phone camera clicks]
437
00:20:06,561 --> 00:20:09,627
‐ [laughing]
Can you see it now?
438
00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:11,694
‐ Get outta my way.
439
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,427
I'm still doin' my gig.
440
00:20:13,527 --> 00:20:14,827
You can't stop
rock 'n roll.
441
00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:17,827
You can squish it into a dirty
little cube of trash,
442
00:20:17,927 --> 00:20:20,361
but you can't stop it.
443
00:20:20,461 --> 00:20:21,861
‐ All right,
I can still make curfew,
444
00:20:21,961 --> 00:20:23,594
so, now are you ready to go?
445
00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:25,261
‐ Yeah.
446
00:20:25,361 --> 00:20:26,361
You shouldn't have brought me
447
00:20:26,461 --> 00:20:27,827
to this illegal club
in the first place.
448
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,127
What were you thinking?
449
00:20:33,294 --> 00:20:34,927
‐ Hey, where are you going?
450
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,727
Get those box cutters you
call elbows over here
451
00:20:36,827 --> 00:20:39,294
and get me outta
this thing.
452
00:20:39,394 --> 00:20:41,761
‐ [powers zapping]
‐ Whoaaaa!
453
00:20:43,427 --> 00:20:46,394
You're banned from
Club Splatz!
454
00:20:48,761 --> 00:20:51,361
‐ See you later, Simone.
455
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:53,827
Never again.
456
00:20:53,927 --> 00:20:55,594
‐ Well, you're home.
457
00:20:55,694 --> 00:20:58,434
No groundings
tonight, blankie.
458
00:20:58,534 --> 00:21:01,167
‐ Mom, I'm really sorry I broke
curfew the other night.
459
00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:02,801
I should have respected
your wishes
460
00:21:02,901 --> 00:21:04,234
and come home on time.
461
00:21:04,334 --> 00:21:05,967
‐ Aw, thank you.
462
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:08,867
So, does that mean you're never
gonna break curfew again?
463
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:12,101
‐ Well, I wouldn't say that.
[laughing]
464
00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:14,067
But I promise I'll call,
if I'm gonna be late.
465
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,934
‐ Aw, good enough.
466
00:21:16,034 --> 00:21:19,667
‐ [watch beeps]
‐ Mom O'Clock.
467
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:22,034
Max is officially
late for curfew.
468
00:21:22,134 --> 00:21:23,801
Do you have any idea
where he is?
469
00:21:23,901 --> 00:21:27,267
‐ As a matter
of fact, I do.
470
00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:31,867
‐ [rock 'n roll "noise"]
471
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,101
‐ Not sure that counts
as playin', bro.
472
00:21:36,201 --> 00:21:39,734
‐ It counts.
The band stays together.
473
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,367
‐ [music stops]
474
00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:46,134
‐ Whazzup, Barb?
475
00:21:46,234 --> 00:21:48,634
I see you came alone.
476
00:21:48,734 --> 00:21:52,234
‐ I'm grounding your lead
singer for a long time.
477
00:21:52,334 --> 00:21:53,334
‐ Keep playin', guys.
478
00:21:53,434 --> 00:21:54,501
You can't ground
rock 'n roll.
479
00:21:54,601 --> 00:21:57,674
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
480
00:22:01,241 --> 00:22:17,041
‐ ♪
481
00:22:17,091 --> 00:22:21,641
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