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‐ I hope you're all ready
for tonight's Model U. N.
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You'll get a window
into world politics.
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You'll be graded on
how well you represent
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your assigned country.
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‐ [bag thuds]
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‐ GIDEON: Hey!
‐ Hey, what?
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‐ [silently]
Shhh.
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‐ Hey...girl.
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‐ We've talked about
this, Gideon.
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So, the whole point
of Model U. N.
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is to achieve world peace.
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‐ You'll get no
peace from Greenland!
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Thanks to world pollution,
our ice is melting
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and our polar bears
"no‐bear" to go.
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And I'll keep dropping bad puns
until the madness stops.
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‐ [loud thud]
‐ What was that?
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‐ Oh, Mrs. Austin,
look what I can do!
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Wah! Wah! Guh! Guh!
Guh! Guh! Guh!
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‐ Do you need to go
to the nurse's office?
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‐ Guh! Guh! Guh!
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‐ That was close.
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‐ [bell ringing]
‐ That was so not worth it!
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‐ Nice flip, Phoebe.
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You from a circus family?
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‐ Mrs. Austin, I'm sorry
I missed class.
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‐ I don't know what's
going on with you lately,
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but you're about to flunk.
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That means you'll have to make
this class up in night school.
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‐ I don't wanna go
to school at night.
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‐ Tell you what.
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If you, as Argentina,
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bring peace to
Model U. N., you pass.
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‐ Wait, didn't you say last week
that no one's ever done that?
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‐ Yeah, it's impossible.
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Good luck!
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‐ ♪
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‐ So, why were you
late to class this time?
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‐ Max adopted
a thousand hamsters.
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‐ Aw, cute.
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‐ To power a doomsday device.
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‐ Ooh, sinister.
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‐ I've been so busy trying to
save Hiddenville from him,
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I can barely keep
up with school.
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Although, I did
figure out a way
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to keep him contained
for awhile.
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‐ The hamster has
become the hamstee.
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‐ [high‐pitched]
There you are!
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‐ It also came filled
with a little bit of helium.
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‐ You may have won
the battle, Phoebe,
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but the war isn't over!
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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‐ Cherry, what am
I gonna do?
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If I don't pass, I have
to go to night school.
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And night school's filled
with creepers and weirdos.
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‐ It's not so bad.
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I took a night class on
how to improve your memory.
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‐ How was that?
‐ How was what?
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‐ [sighing]
Anyway...
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I don't know how I'm
supposed to get world peace
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with Allison in our class.
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I once fought a guy with
a crab claw for a hand‐‐
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and she's scarier!
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‐ And between her and Max,
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you totally have
your hands full.
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‐ Ha! Ha! I'm a wrecking
ball now, Phoebe!
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‐ [heavy thud]
‐ STUDENT: [groans]
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‐ [high‐pitched laughter]
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‐ I hate that he's
having so much fun in there.
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Hey, what if I set Max and
Allison up on a date tonight?
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Then they would both
be outta my hair.
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‐ Speaking of your hair,
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is it like shinier
than usual?
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‐ New conditioner.
‐ Love it!
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But your plan's horrible.
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Allison and Max don't
even like each other.
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‐ But what if I just
told them that they did?
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‐ Well, then that
would be lying.
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‐ Um, I prefer the term
"creative coupling."
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Allison, what's up, sister?
‐ Hi, Phoebe.
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I'm just writing some
chants for Model U. N.
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No peace! No way!
We don't care what you say!
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‐ You know who else loves
yelling in my face?
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My brother Max.
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‐ Oh, I know Max.
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I don't like him at all.
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‐ That's 'cause you
don't know the real Max.
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In fact, he's researching
forms of clean energy‐‐
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like hamster power.
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‐ I love hamsters!
‐ So does he!
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Check it out!
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‐ Oh, ho, ho,
look at the little guy.
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‐ And I know for a fact
he has a crush on you.
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So, what do ya say?
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You wanna go out
with hamster boy?
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‐ I guess one night
out won't hurt.
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‐ Awesome! So, tonight?
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‐ I can't. Model U. N.,
remember?
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‐ Oh, you didn't
get the email?
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Mrs. Austin moved
it to tomorrow.
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‐ She did?
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Splatburger, 7:30, bye!
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‐ ♪
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‐ Hey, Max?
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Max?
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Ice? That's weird.
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‐ MAX: Three, two, one!
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‐ MAX & COLOSSO:
[screaming]
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‐ [heavy thud]
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‐ MAX: Woo!
‐ COLOSSO: Oh, yeah!
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New record.
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‐ And when's my turn?
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‐ Never.
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‐ [blowing hot air]
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What are you doin'
down here?
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Get out.
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‐ Fine. I was just
gonna tell you about
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a hot girl who
has a crush on you.
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‐ Hot girl. Crush.
I'm listening.
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‐ It's a trap!
‐ Shush. Shush. Shush.
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Who?
‐ Allison.
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‐ It was a trap.
I don't wanna date her.
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She's trying to
save the world.
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I'm trying to destroy it.
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‐ True, but she's
super into you.
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‐ Well...
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I guess we have
that in common.
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‐ So, are you good
with tonight?
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‐ Let me check
with my assistant.
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‐ Hm...
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Tonight we have the thing
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we were gonna destroy
with the thing.
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‐ Allison said she'd pay.
‐ Cancel the thing.
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‐ Perfect. Splatburger.
7:30. Bye!
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‐ See if she has
an evil pet!
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Unless it's a cat.
I don't date cats.
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And I'm not ready
to talk about it.
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‐ All right, guys,
we're heading out.
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Max and Phoebe have plans.
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But Cousin Blobbin should
be here any minute.
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‐ I don't know why
we need a babysitter.
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‐ [whooshing]
Surprise attack!
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‐ That's why.
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‐ COLOSSO: Hey,
why can't I babysit?
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‐ 'Cause Chloe can
teleport to anywhere
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at any time and you...
you can't hold a cup.
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‐ Don't judge him.
It's harder than it looks.
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‐ Also, we don't trust you
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because you are
an evil villain.
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‐ Max is evil.
He babysits all the time.
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‐ Max is not evil.
He's just going through a phase.
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‐ It's not a phase!
I'm evil!
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‐ Oh, Blobbin says he's
about to drop in.
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‐ [hooting]
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‐ [heavy thud]
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‐ Thunderman!
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‐ NORA & BILLY: Blobbin!
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‐ Blobbin, why did you
jump out of a plane
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without using
a parachute?
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‐ Oh, I didn't
come by plane.
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My scientists at Blob‐Co
catapulted me here.
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Being indestructible
is fun!
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Hi‐ya! Hi‐ya! Hi‐ya!
[laughing]
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Oh, my goodness.
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Is this Chloe?
‐ Mm‐hm.
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‐ Aww...
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Do you have a hug for
your Cousin Blobbin?
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‐ Is he the rich one?
‐ Filthy.
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‐ Cousin Blobbin!
‐ Ohhhh...
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‐ Oh, Hank and I have
so much trouble
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leaving our babies behind.
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Right, Hank? Hank?
‐ [car horn honking]
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‐ Oh, okay, I guess
we're leaving.
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Okay. All right, kids.
Be good!
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‐ Don't worry.
They're in safe hands.
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[laughing]
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Hey, who wants to launch
a rocket tonight?
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‐ BILLY & NORA: I do!
‐ BLOBBIN: Yay!
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‐ ♪
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‐ Uh, ha. Let me guess.
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Your country is Turkey.
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‐ Turkey's a country?
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Well, that changes things.
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‐ Oh, you'll like this.
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Uh, I just brokered a deal
between Scotland and Norway.
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Gideon wanted that
Viking shield
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and Wolfgang wanted
that sweet bagpipe.
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‐ [bagpipe music droning]
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‐ Oh, by the way, I brought
a peace cake for later,
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so that everyone
can have a "peace" of cake.
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[laughing]
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Yeah, the woman at the bakery
didn't laugh either.
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‐ It's a good thing
that Max and Allison
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agreed to go on that date,
even if you did have to lie.
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‐ I really don't wanna
go to school at night.
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‐ Phoebe, Russia
has demands.
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It's me, Oyster.
[giggling]
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I will sign peace,
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if Turkey gives me
turkey sandwiches.
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Mother Russia skipped
lunch today.
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‐ What do you say, Cherry?
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I could get you one of
Australia's stuffies.
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‐ Gobble. Gobble.
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‐ ♪
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‐ NORA & BILLY: Whoa!
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‐ Cool rocket.
Can I ride it?
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‐ No, Chloe, it's dangerous.
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Also you didn't
call dibs. Dibs!
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‐ Sorry, I can't let
any of you ride it.
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‐ Just a quick spin
around the Milky Way?
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‐ Nora, it's for traveling
through space, not milk.
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‐ The Milky Way
is the name of our galaxy.
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‐ I thought it was Herman.
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‐ Blob‐Co built this
to send care packages
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to my space station.
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That's right,
I have a space station.
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‐ Let's blast it, already!
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‐ On the count of three‐‐
‐ NORA: Three!
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‐ BLOBBIN: What?
‐ [rockets roaring]
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‐ Wasn't that cool, Chloe?
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‐ Where'd she go?
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‐ [gasping]
Oh, no!
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Did she get in
the rocket?
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‐ ALL: Chloe‐e‐e‐e‐e!
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‐ She belongs to
Herman now.
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‐ I have to save her.
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She must be so scared.
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‐ [screaming]
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‐ I know. We were
a terrible couple.
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‐ You can do better.
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‐ Soon they will see Colosso
is a more responsible
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babysitter than
Blobbin will ever be!
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Don't touch that!
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‐ ♪
250
00:10:58,432 --> 00:11:01,532
‐ HANK: [laughing]
Hey.
251
00:11:01,632 --> 00:11:02,966
‐ Hank, please don't
tell me I got dressed up
252
00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:06,666
so we could eat
at Splatburger.
253
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,166
‐ Got ya!
‐ [laughing]
254
00:11:09,266 --> 00:11:10,866
‐ Hilarious, eh?
255
00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:13,999
Oh, no, no, we are
eating someplace nice.
256
00:11:14,099 --> 00:11:16,699
Cancel my tube.
257
00:11:20,432 --> 00:11:23,299
‐ And, if you press these two
buttons at the same time,
258
00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:24,999
it'll order fresh vegetables
259
00:11:25,099 --> 00:11:27,232
for all these stinking
meat‐eaters!
260
00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:29,032
‐ [menu beeps]
261
00:11:31,499 --> 00:11:35,099
‐ Whoa. You just
made vegetables cool.
262
00:11:35,199 --> 00:11:36,866
‐ So, Phoebe said
you invented a way
263
00:11:36,966 --> 00:11:39,932
to use hamsters as
a clean energy source?
264
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,532
‐ Hm, no. I invented
a way to enslave them
265
00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:44,899
to run a doomsday device.
266
00:11:44,999 --> 00:11:47,032
‐ You can't enslave hamsters.
267
00:11:47,132 --> 00:11:48,499
‐ Actually, they'll do
just about anything
268
00:11:48,599 --> 00:11:50,766
for a pocket full
of raisins.
269
00:11:50,866 --> 00:11:53,699
‐ Oh, my gosh,
you're a madman.
270
00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:56,132
‐ You know, for someone
who has a crush on me,
271
00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:57,739
you sure are fight‐picky.
272
00:11:57,839 --> 00:12:00,872
‐ [laughs] I do not
have a crush on you.
273
00:12:00,972 --> 00:12:03,072
Phoebe said you
had a crush on me.
274
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:05,072
‐ Ha! Not a chance.
275
00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:08,106
‐ A simple "no" would
have been just fine.
276
00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:10,506
Why would she lie to
get us on a date?
277
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:11,739
‐ Good question.
278
00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:14,106
Let's see where she's
at on the Chirper.
279
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,806
All right and gotcha.
280
00:12:16,906 --> 00:12:18,372
She's at Model U. N.?
281
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,572
Nerd!
282
00:12:20,672 --> 00:12:23,106
‐ I'm supposed to
be at Model U. N.
283
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,906
‐ Nerd!
284
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,539
‐ She said it
was tomorrow.
285
00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:30,072
She tricked me.
286
00:12:30,172 --> 00:12:31,439
‐ She tricked us both.
287
00:12:31,539 --> 00:12:34,439
We have to get revenge.
‐ Yes! Revenge!
288
00:12:34,539 --> 00:12:36,606
The polar bears
will not be silenced!
289
00:12:36,706 --> 00:12:38,106
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa.
290
00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:40,872
Are you saying you have access
to talking polar bears?
291
00:12:40,972 --> 00:12:44,272
Because we can
use them for revenge.
292
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,139
You're looking at me
293
00:12:46,239 --> 00:12:49,939
like you don't have
talking polar bears.
294
00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,939
‐ ♪
295
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,439
‐ Once Oyster finishes
your sandwich,
296
00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:58,312
everyone will sign the treaty
and, boom, world peace.
297
00:12:58,412 --> 00:13:01,446
‐ Not on Greenland's watch!
298
00:13:01,546 --> 00:13:02,646
‐ Allison?
299
00:13:02,746 --> 00:13:05,946
‐ That's right and meet
my Vice‐President.
300
00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:12,479
‐ Hello, international
house of nerds!
301
00:13:12,579 --> 00:13:14,479
‐ Nations of the world,
302
00:13:14,579 --> 00:13:16,979
Greenland is melting
and it's your fault.
303
00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:18,446
There will be
no world peace
304
00:13:18,546 --> 00:13:20,779
until Russia stops
making oil,
305
00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:22,546
Norway stops making coal,
306
00:13:22,646 --> 00:13:24,746
and Scotland stops
making that face.
307
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:31,746
‐ But you keep
making yours.
308
00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:39,112
‐ Max, please don't
ruin this.
309
00:13:39,212 --> 00:13:41,346
If I don't make peace,
I have to go to night school.
310
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,812
‐ Night school?
311
00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:44,612
Well, you'll fit right in
312
00:13:44,712 --> 00:13:46,579
with all those creepers
and weirdos.
313
00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:50,479
‐ Hey, is this
Intro to Pet Groomin'?
314
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,812
‐ Uh, sorry, night
school starts next week.
315
00:13:53,912 --> 00:13:56,279
‐ I told you
it was next week!
316
00:14:00,319 --> 00:14:03,186
‐ I wonder if that guy will take
you to night school prom?
317
00:14:05,994 --> 00:14:08,027
‐ Allison, I'm so close
to world peace.
318
00:14:08,127 --> 00:14:10,160
What do I have to do
to get you to sign my treaty?
319
00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:12,460
‐ You don't get it.
I didn't come to sign it.
320
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,927
I came here to tear it up.
‐ Hey!
321
00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:18,160
You crumpled my treaty.
322
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:21,660
You're lucky Italy
has a printing press.
323
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,127
‐ That treaty is written in
the tears of polar bears!
324
00:14:25,227 --> 00:14:27,827
Give up your polluting
ways or no peace!
325
00:14:27,927 --> 00:14:31,194
No way! Polar bears
will make you pay!
326
00:14:38,694 --> 00:14:43,594
‐ Want me to take
her aside and talk turkey?
327
00:14:43,694 --> 00:14:45,727
‐ Thanks, but I don't
think you'll have to.
328
00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:48,960
Allison made one mistake‐‐
making Max her V‐P.
329
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,260
We just have to
wait patiently
330
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,994
until Max does
something dumb.
331
00:14:52,094 --> 00:14:53,827
And, oh, yeah, see?
There he goes.
332
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,467
‐ [phone camera beeping]
333
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:05,800
‐ Oyster, Norway
totally stole your doll.
334
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,134
Not cool, Wolfgang.
335
00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:08,800
‐ [German accent]
Vas is dollz zen?
336
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,000
‐ Vasis Dolzen?
337
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,134
More like Vasis steals it.
338
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,900
‐ Wolfgang didn't
steal that doll.
339
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,534
Max set him up.
340
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:18,400
‐ ALL: [gasping]
341
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,767
‐ Crikey!
342
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:23,034
‐ Max stabzen mein backzen?
343
00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:24,400
‐ Why'd you do that?
344
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,267
‐ We talked about
getting revenge.
345
00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:28,900
‐ We never said anything
about sabotage.
346
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,767
‐ It doesn't matter
what ya said,
347
00:15:30,867 --> 00:15:32,567
it's what ya did.
348
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,300
‐ She's right, Greenland.
349
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,800
Model U. N. does not
tolerate international
350
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,434
backzen stabzen.
351
00:15:39,534 --> 00:15:40,967
You're outta here.
352
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:42,934
‐ Wait, what?
‐ But I didn't‐‐
353
00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:44,634
‐ But ya did.
354
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,434
‐ Thanks a lot, Max.
355
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:53,900
‐ All right, who's
ready to celebrate
356
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,434
with some peace cake?
357
00:15:55,534 --> 00:15:57,274
‐ OTHERS: [cheering,
applauding]
358
00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:01,774
‐ Oh, how could I launch
Chloe into space?
359
00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:03,874
‐ Oh, no, it looks like
360
00:16:03,974 --> 00:16:07,307
someone needs to babysit
the babysitter.
361
00:16:07,407 --> 00:16:09,574
‐ Look for anything
that will shoot Blobbin
362
00:16:09,674 --> 00:16:11,540
into space to save Chloe.
363
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,774
‐ I found fireworks!
364
00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:14,974
‐ And I found spray cheese!
365
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,707
‐ Bring it all!
366
00:16:16,807 --> 00:16:18,640
And grab crackers!
367
00:16:21,974 --> 00:16:24,640
‐ Okay, Chloe, you can
come out now.
368
00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,107
‐ Did I win?
369
00:16:26,207 --> 00:16:28,774
‐ Not until you
hear the fire engines.
370
00:16:28,874 --> 00:16:31,274
[evil laugh]
371
00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:36,574
‐ Allison, wait!
372
00:16:36,674 --> 00:16:39,307
You can't just walk out
on your Vice‐President.
373
00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:41,774
‐ Of course, I can.
You abused my trust.
374
00:16:41,874 --> 00:16:43,807
Now I'm going to
abuse you!
375
00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:45,207
‐ Ow!
376
00:16:45,307 --> 00:16:49,107
Wait, hold on. It's just
some dumb assignment.
377
00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:52,874
‐ Wow, you sound
just like my parents.
378
00:16:52,974 --> 00:16:55,574
"Why are you always trying to
save the world, Allison?"
379
00:16:55,674 --> 00:16:59,180
"When are you gonna
grow outta this phase, Allison?"
380
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,780
‐ They say you're
going through a phase?
381
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,414
‐ Yeah. So?
382
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,814
‐ Well, it's not
a phase, is it?
383
00:17:05,914 --> 00:17:07,380
‐ ALLISON: No, it's not.
384
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,380
The real world needs
all the help it can get‐‐
385
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,547
especially with all
you Thundermans
386
00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:13,214
running around in it.
387
00:17:13,314 --> 00:17:14,447
‐ What's that
supposed to mean?
388
00:17:14,547 --> 00:17:16,814
‐ It means you and Phoebe
make me sick.
389
00:17:16,914 --> 00:17:18,247
You're both selfish.
390
00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:20,080
You don't care what you
do or who you hurt,
391
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:22,480
as long as you get
what you want.
392
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,914
‐ Okay.
393
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,947
I guess I see where
you're coming from.
394
00:17:31,047 --> 00:17:32,914
It is kinda my fault.
395
00:17:33,014 --> 00:17:36,314
‐ So, what are you saying?
You're sorry?
396
00:17:36,414 --> 00:17:37,947
‐ Yeah.
397
00:17:38,047 --> 00:17:39,980
And, for the record,
398
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,014
that's not something
I usually say.
399
00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:44,714
‐ Technically,
you still haven't said it.
400
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,247
‐ [sighing,
clearing throat]
401
00:17:46,347 --> 00:17:49,414
I'm... [sighing]
sorry.
402
00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:53,547
‐ Well, it's kinda
too late.
403
00:17:53,647 --> 00:17:55,314
I'm already kicked
out of the U. N.
404
00:17:55,414 --> 00:17:56,680
‐ But we can't give up.
405
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,820
Let's go back in there
and talk to Mrs. Austin
406
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,487
and stop the treaty
the right way.
407
00:18:00,587 --> 00:18:03,520
‐ Why do you care
all of a sudden?
408
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,120
‐ I care because...
409
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:07,120
I know what it feels
like to be told
410
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,054
you're going through a phase.
411
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,354
My parents tell me
the exact same thing.
412
00:18:11,454 --> 00:18:12,854
‐ That you're going
through what‐‐
413
00:18:12,954 --> 00:18:14,120
an awesome hair phase?
414
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:17,587
‐ [laughs]
Something like that.
415
00:18:17,687 --> 00:18:21,820
So, what do you say
we go back in there?
416
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,287
‐ Let's do this!
417
00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:27,787
‐ Wait, so, diggin'
the hair, huh?
418
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,687
‐ Don't get cocky.
419
00:18:29,787 --> 00:18:31,787
‐ [heavy thud]
420
00:18:35,487 --> 00:18:40,254
‐ ♪
421
00:18:40,354 --> 00:18:42,554
‐ Are you sure this
is gonna work?
422
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:45,154
‐ BILLY & NORA: Nope!
423
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:48,720
‐ Start main engines!
‐ [engines start]
424
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:51,254
‐ Fire thrusters!
425
00:18:54,387 --> 00:18:57,260
Rocket boosters, go!
‐ [rockets roaring]
426
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,960
‐ You're indestructible!
You're indestructible!
427
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:02,894
You're indestructible!
428
00:19:02,994 --> 00:19:05,260
‐ Hi, guys,
what's goin' on?
429
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,527
‐ Hold on, Chloe.
We're comin' to save you.
430
00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:10,460
‐ BILLY, NORA, BLOBBIN:
Chloe!!
431
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,960
‐ Abort lift off!
Abort lift off!
432
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,094
‐ It's too late!
433
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,960
‐ And blast off!
434
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:19,094
‐ BLOBBIN: [yelping]
‐ [fireworks crackling]
435
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,860
‐ Yay, Cousin Blobbin!
436
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,060
‐ BLOBBIN: [yelping]
437
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,827
‐ What is happening?
438
00:19:28,927 --> 00:19:30,494
‐ Exactly what happens
439
00:19:30,594 --> 00:19:33,494
when you leave your children
with a nincompoop.
440
00:19:33,594 --> 00:19:36,494
‐ Well, I'll always take
a nincompoop over a villain,
441
00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:40,027
especially an indestructible
one who works for free.
442
00:19:40,127 --> 00:19:43,094
Blobbin, you can babysit
any time you want.
443
00:19:43,194 --> 00:19:44,560
‐ BILLY & NORA: Yay!
444
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,694
‐ BLOBBIN: Yaaaaayyy!
445
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:49,460
‐ Here come the fire engines!
‐ [sirens wailing]
446
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,394
‐ I win!
447
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:55,227
‐ ♪
448
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,967
‐ Australia is dope
to be the last country
449
00:19:58,067 --> 00:20:00,067
to sign this ripper
of a treaty
450
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,667
and bring world
peace, mates!
451
00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:03,934
‐ Kelsey, stop.
452
00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:06,767
‐ Looking super
cute‐‐again.
453
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:09,034
‐ I'll sign that treaty.
454
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:11,934
‐ No treaties
will be signed.
455
00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:13,700
Especially yours, Gideon.
456
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,367
‐ Phoebe, what are
you doing?
457
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,300
You're this close
to passing.
458
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,800
‐ I don't deserve to pass.
459
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,934
Nations of the world,
460
00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:24,900
this treaty
is based on lies.
461
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,034
I told Allison that
Model U. N. was cancelled
462
00:20:27,134 --> 00:20:28,900
because I cared more
about my grade
463
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,067
than doing the right thing.
464
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:33,400
Argentina now stands
with Greenland
465
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,167
in their mission
to save the polar bears.
466
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:39,567
‐ You promised us peace cake.
467
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:42,767
‐ I threw the cake out.
‐ OTHERS: [gasping]
468
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,967
‐ No caken, no peace!
469
00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:47,900
‐ [bagpipes whine]
470
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,467
‐ Nobody attacks
a polar bear ally!
471
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:51,934
‐ Oh!
472
00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:54,100
‐ ALL: [shouting]
473
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,707
‐ Food now!
‐ Watch it, Mother Russia!
474
00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:58,174
‐ What'd you say
about my mother?!
475
00:20:58,274 --> 00:21:00,174
‐ [heavy thud]
‐ OYSTER: Whoa!
476
00:21:00,274 --> 00:21:01,707
‐ ALL: [shouting,
screaming]
477
00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:03,774
‐ Save the koalas!
478
00:21:03,874 --> 00:21:05,607
‐ Look at that‐‐
479
00:21:05,707 --> 00:21:08,874
total chaos and I didn't
have to lift a finger.
480
00:21:08,974 --> 00:21:10,874
‐ Thanks for standing
up for me, Phoebe.
481
00:21:10,974 --> 00:21:12,907
‐ It was wrong of me
to silence you.
482
00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:14,507
And super wrong of me
483
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,440
to send you on a date
with my butthead brother.
484
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,674
‐ You see me standing
here, right?
485
00:21:18,774 --> 00:21:21,107
‐ Uh‐huh.
There's the treaty.
486
00:21:21,207 --> 00:21:23,140
Would you like to
do the honors?
487
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,740
‐ Victory feels so good!
[laughing]
488
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,940
Ow!
489
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,474
A flying shark? Really?
490
00:21:30,574 --> 00:21:32,974
I thought you were better
than that, Tonga!
491
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:35,674
‐ ALL: [shouting,
chattering]
492
00:21:35,774 --> 00:21:37,640
‐ I think I like
that girl.
493
00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:39,174
‐ Me, too.
494
00:21:39,274 --> 00:21:40,940
She deserves a victory.
495
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,740
‐ [milk splatting]
‐ [gasping]
496
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,440
‐ Way to go, Canada!
‐ [laughing]
497
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:48,507
‐ Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a date to finish.
498
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,007
‐ [heavy thud]
499
00:21:53,107 --> 00:21:55,040
‐ Viva la Greenland!
500
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:58,480
‐ ALL: [shouting,
screaming]
501
00:22:01,347 --> 00:22:17,214
‐ ♪
502
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