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‐ Ready...
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Set...
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Stretch!
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‐ [rubber arms creaking]
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‐ Aw, are you guys playing
Tug 'o Link again?
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‐ The winner gets to sit
next to Link at the movies.
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‐ The loser has to sit
next to you, Phoebe.
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Sorry, you're a popcorn hog.
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‐ NORA: [powers zapping]
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‐ BILLY: Ow!
‐ NORA: I win!
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‐ [whooshing]
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How about we play
"Hurry Up"?
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‐ PHOEBE: [laughing]
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I love how much fun you
have with my siblings.
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‐ Well, what can I say?
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I've got "party"
written all over me.
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‐ Uh, you actually do.
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‐ Well, that's a reminder to
pick up the birthday cake‐‐
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you know, for Harris'
birthday party on Saturday.
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‐ I feel so bad‐‐I hardly
even know your brother
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and my brother loves you.
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‐ Ugh! Link's here again?
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‐ My other brother.
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‐ But, since I have
your attention,
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fill your eyeballs
with the centerpiece
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of my new villain uniform.
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Behold, the Cloak of‐‐whoa!
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‐ [heavy thud]
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‐ The Cloak of Whoa.
I like it.
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‐ Don't you have
your own home?
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‐ Dark Mayhem wants to see
your evil villain uniform,
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not your Friar Tuck costume.
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‐ Let me guess.
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You wanna help me design
my new villain uniform?
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‐ I thought you'd never ask.
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How do you feel
about rhinestones?
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‐ What should I get your
brother for his birthday?
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I don't even know
what the little guy's into.
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‐ Well, he is pretty quiet.
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So, he's into silent movies,
silent auctions,
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well, being silent.
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Oh, and one normal
thing‐‐pirates,
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which is why his party is at
a pirate‐themed laser tag place.
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‐ Oh, you mean las‐arrrr‐tag.
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I may or may not
have a punch card.
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‐ Oh, look what I got
for the kids to wear.
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Right?
‐ Whoa.
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That patch makes you
look just like your dad
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when he was still Evil Man.
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‐ Old and creepy?
I'm taking this off.
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‐ Oh, wait, here's an idea.
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Why don't I hang out
with Harris on Saturday
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while you guys are setting
up the surprise party?
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It'll be the perfect
chance for us to bond.
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‐ Really? That'd be
a big help, actually.
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‐ I said, hurry up.
I'll miss the previews.
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‐ LINK: [laughing]
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‐ Evil Man's eyepatch
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would be perfect for
your villain uniform.
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It tapped into his brain
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and amplified
his evil instincts.
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‐ I know.
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Without an eyepatch,
Evil Man was just Cranky Man.
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Too bad he destroyed it.
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‐ You could build your own,
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if you could find its power
source‐‐evilinium.
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But that stuff's harder to find
than a talking lady bunny.
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‐ If it's out there,
we'll find it.
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‐ The lady bunny?
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‐ No, the evilinium.
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You'll never find love.
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Lady bunny...
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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‐ Hey, Phoebs, thanks again
for watching Harris
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while I set up for
his party and, listen,
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don't be bummed if you don't
get him out of his shell.
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‐ Please, I'm great
with shells.
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I once got a turtle
outta his.
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It bit me right after,
but still...
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‐ Remember, the party's
tonight at 6:00.
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And, shhh, it's a surprise.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Come on, Harris.
Don't be shy.
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‐ Hey, there, Harris.
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‐ Link, why is your girlfriend
trying to punch me?
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‐ [laughing]
She's not trying to punch you.
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You're not trying
to punch him, are you?
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‐ What? No, it's a...
it's a fist bump.
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Okay, don't worry.
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This is how things started
with the turtle, too.
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‐ You tried to
fist bump a turtle?
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No wonder it bit you.
‐ PHOEBE: [laughing]
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Don't worry, okay?
I've got this.
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‐ Well, sure you do,
but just in case,
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here's a list of
safe hand gestures.
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Bye, buddy.
‐ No way, babe. Why would‐‐
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‐ HANK: Hi!
‐ HARRIS: [screaming]
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‐ [heavy thud]
‐ Dad, get out! Get out!
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It's okay, Harris.
The loud man's gone.
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So, um...
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Oh, Link tells me you
have fire powers.
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I do, too.
Check it out.
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[blowing hot air]
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Your turn.
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‐ [finger clicks]
‐ No, really, go.
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‐ That's it.
That's my power.
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Fire pinky.
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‐ That is super impressive!
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‐ My mom calls me her
"Widdle Night Wight."
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‐ Uh, anyway...
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Oh, I hear you like pirates
and every pirate needs a parrot.
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So I pulled some strings
and got us...
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a raven!
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They were out of parrots.
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‐ Aren't ravens
kinda dangerous?
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‐ Dangerous?
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Harris, I am the Protector
of Hiddenville.
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I am pretty sure I can
handle some silly bird.
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‐ [latch pops]
‐ [raven cawing]
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‐ PHOEBE: Oh! Oh!
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And we're hugging already.
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Yay.
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‐ [raven cawing]
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‐ How's my replica of
Evil Man's eyepatch comin'?
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‐ Great! Just need to add
a few more rhinestones.
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Don't we sparkle, Max?
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‐ In the worst way.
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I need these things
off my patch.
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Now I located the last
of the evilinium.
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But it's heavily guarded
by native tribes.
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‐ So, you just need
to find someone
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dumb enough to go get it.
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‐ BILLY: [zooming]
Got it!
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Easy. Just like you said.
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I didn't even need
the shield you gave me.
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‐ All right, the evilinium
needs a few hours
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to charge the patch,
but once it's fully powered,
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it'll squash all
the good instincts
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Mom and Dad keep sayin'
are in here somewhere.
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And now we wait. Simple.
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‐ Well, since we have time,
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let's go shopping
for your villain uniform.
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But, first,
watch me sparkle!
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‐ [disco music]
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‐ COLOSSO: Yeah!
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‐ Hey, sweetie.
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Why are the sandwiches Mom
packed for your picnic on fire?
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‐ The picnic got boring‐‐
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which gave me time to
work on my trick shot.
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Check this one out.
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Off the window,
off the garbage can,
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melting the juice box.
[powers zapping]
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‐ [juice sizzling]
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‐ Nora Thunderman,
while impressive,
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shooting lasers across
the yard is very dangerous.
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‐ That's what I said!
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‐ You have to be more careful
using your powers, Nora.
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Your trick shots have cost
me a stack of sandwiches,
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the flat screen TV,
and my lucky sweatpants.
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‐ Yes, it was
definitely Nora
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who destroyed your
lucky sweat pants.
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Now, go, clean up this mess.
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‐ Fine. I will.
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After I pull off the mother
of all trick shots.
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You're gonna wanna
come outta
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your garbage 'hood
for this, Billy.
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Off Wong's house,
off that bird feeder,
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off the power lines,
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nothin' but watermelon.
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[powers zapping]
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‐ CHLOE: Hi, guys.
‐ BILLY: [zooming]
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‐ [watermelon splats]
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‐ I almost lasered Chloe.
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‐ You need a time out, lady.
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[whooshing]
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‐ The whole, uh, bird thing
was quite an adventure, huh?
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Bet you're gonna be
"raven" about it later.
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Get it?
‐ Yeah, I get it.
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Can I go home?
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‐ [sighing]
Home?
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We're having so much fun.
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‐ [raven cawing]
‐ PHOEBE: Bird!
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‐ [raven cawing]
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‐ Hey, what's that?
‐ Oh, don't go down there.
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That's Max's‐‐
‐ Whoa!
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It's just like
a secret bunker
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from one of my pirate books.
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‐ Uh, well, yeah,
I was gonna say...
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don't go down there
'cause that's Max's
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sister's secret bunker.
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But guess what?
I'm Max's sister.
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Let's check it out.
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‐ Whoa! It's like
a giant treasure chest.
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Is this all yours?
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‐ Yep, it's definitely
all mine‐‐Phoebe's.
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‐ All right, let's set sail
for Harris' P‐arrrr‐ty!
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You know,
my pirate impression
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really deserves
a gold st‐arrrr!
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‐ Kids, hurry up, so your father
can stop talking like this.
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‐ Billy, that's not
what a pirate looks like.
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‐ I'm protecting
myself from Laser Girl.
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I don't wanna get
blown up like a melon.
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‐ What are you talking about?
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‐ I've said too much.
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‐ I have an announcement
to make.
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Henry, Barbara, William,
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whatever name "Chloe"
is short for.
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‐ It's Chloenethia, right?
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[laughs]
Yeah, I'm right.
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‐ I've thought about it
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and I was being
careless with my powers.
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So, I've decided to
never use them again.
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Carry on.
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‐ Whew, it looks like I won't
be needing this anymore.
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But I will need pants.
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‐ Cool! What's this?
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‐ Something dangerous!
Put it down!
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Oh, hey, look what I found‐‐
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in my own room.
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‐ I love eyepatches.
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‐ And I love
that we're bonding.
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‐ COLOSSO:
You are gonna look great
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in your new villain
uniform, Maxie.
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‐ Are there enemies
invading your bunker?
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‐ Uh, yes. You go guard
pirate rock
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and I'll go guard
pirate slide.
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Get out me secret bunker,
ya scallywag.
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‐ What are you doin'
in here, dorgeous?
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‐ Okay, nothing weird.
‐ [raven cawing]
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‐ The bird can stay.
You have to go.
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‐ I'm sorry, it's just
I've tried everything
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with Link's little brother
and, believe it or not,
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he finds me a little boring.
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00:11:10,427 --> 00:11:13,194
‐ A little?
‐ Buh! Buh! Buh!
250
00:11:13,294 --> 00:11:14,927
So, I told him that this
was my secret bunker
251
00:11:15,027 --> 00:11:17,027
and all of your gadgets
were hidden treasures.
252
00:11:17,127 --> 00:11:18,627
‐ And he bought that?
253
00:11:18,727 --> 00:11:20,861
‐ Yeah, and look how
much fun he's having
254
00:11:20,961 --> 00:11:22,427
wearing the eyepatch.
255
00:11:22,527 --> 00:11:24,527
‐ [gasping]
My evil eyepatch?
256
00:11:24,627 --> 00:11:26,094
‐ You mean that harmless
little thing on his head
257
00:11:26,194 --> 00:11:28,294
that's glowing
an ominous red color?
258
00:11:28,394 --> 00:11:29,561
That's new.
‐ Uh‐huh.
259
00:11:29,661 --> 00:11:33,627
‐ So's this!
‐ [flames roaring]
260
00:11:35,794 --> 00:11:39,327
‐ Well, at least somebody gets
to sparkle in this place.
261
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:47,004
‐ You recreated
Evil Man's eyepatch?
262
00:11:47,104 --> 00:11:48,937
‐ Now it's sending millions
of hate‐filled neurons
263
00:11:49,037 --> 00:11:51,471
right into his innocent
little brain.
264
00:11:51,571 --> 00:11:53,304
Lucky kid.
265
00:11:53,404 --> 00:11:55,004
‐ So, what?
Harris is like evil now?
266
00:11:55,104 --> 00:11:57,177
The kid doesn't have
an evil bone in his body.
267
00:11:57,277 --> 00:11:58,844
‐ Uh...
268
00:11:58,944 --> 00:12:00,411
‐ Evil. Got it.
269
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,411
‐ [sniffing]
What smells good?
270
00:12:02,511 --> 00:12:05,944
Whoa, my biscuits
are burning!!!
271
00:12:06,044 --> 00:12:07,544
‐ Hey, Harris, stop!
272
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,177
That's a custom‐made table.
273
00:12:10,277 --> 00:12:11,644
‐ But it's fun.
274
00:12:11,744 --> 00:12:13,611
‐ [blowing icy air]
275
00:12:13,711 --> 00:12:15,644
Okay, how are we gonna
destroy that eyepatch
276
00:12:15,744 --> 00:12:17,444
without hurting Harris?
277
00:12:17,544 --> 00:12:19,411
‐ There will be no destroying
the patch, Phoebe.
278
00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:21,011
‐ Why not?
279
00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:23,411
‐ Because I had to risk
my life to get that.
280
00:12:23,511 --> 00:12:25,711
I mean, I risked Billy's
life, but still...
281
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:28,777
lives were risked, Phoebe.
282
00:12:28,877 --> 00:12:30,911
‐ We have to fix this.
‐ We?
283
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,377
You are the one that
lied to Harris
284
00:12:32,477 --> 00:12:33,944
about this being
your bunker.
285
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:37,877
‐ Well...
‐ It's clearly an evil lair.
286
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:44,377
‐ You lied to me‐‐
and froze me?
287
00:12:44,477 --> 00:12:45,911
‐ Okay, I know that
that sounds bad, but‐‐
288
00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:49,111
Whoa, that is a really
big night light.
289
00:12:52,844 --> 00:12:55,811
‐ Oh! Colosso, you said
this was fireproof.
290
00:12:55,911 --> 00:13:00,117
‐ I know and now you have proof
that it catches on fire.
291
00:13:00,217 --> 00:13:03,484
‐ [piece of rock clatters]
‐ MAX & PHOEBE: Run!
292
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:12,684
‐ [fireballs thudding]
293
00:13:12,784 --> 00:13:15,551
‐ Oh, I hope your thundertanium
door holds him off.
294
00:13:15,651 --> 00:13:18,384
Um, are these
notes from Mom?
295
00:13:18,484 --> 00:13:20,884
‐ No! They're
my evil reminders.
296
00:13:20,984 --> 00:13:23,151
"Put the empty milk carton
back in the fridge."
297
00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:26,817
and "Don't flush the toilet,"
that sort of thing.
298
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,417
‐ "Feeling blue?
299
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,551
This coupon is good for
one Mommy‐Maxie hug."
300
00:13:31,651 --> 00:13:36,984
‐ In my defense,
I never cashed it in.
301
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,184
‐ Wait, do you hear that?
302
00:13:39,284 --> 00:13:41,117
‐ No.
‐ Exactly.
303
00:13:41,217 --> 00:13:42,884
I think he wore
himself out.
304
00:13:42,984 --> 00:13:44,884
‐ Or Colosso sold us
out and told him
305
00:13:44,984 --> 00:13:46,817
to climb up the slide
and open the hatch.
306
00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:48,884
‐ He wouldn't
do that, would he?
307
00:13:52,484 --> 00:13:54,051
Oh, no, he's out.
308
00:13:54,151 --> 00:13:55,517
‐ Thanks a lot, Colosso.
309
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,824
‐ COLOSSO:
You know what I am.
310
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,024
‐ Keep your eyes out.
He could be anywhere.
311
00:14:00,124 --> 00:14:01,557
‐ Like over here?
312
00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:03,824
‐ MAX & PHOEBE:
[gasping]
313
00:14:06,191 --> 00:14:10,957
‐ [fireballs thudding]
314
00:14:12,257 --> 00:14:14,457
‐ Oh, no, it's time for
Harris' surprise party.
315
00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:16,324
‐ MAX: What?
316
00:14:16,424 --> 00:14:20,157
‐ It's time for Harris'
surprise par‐‐
317
00:14:20,257 --> 00:14:23,691
‐ Surprise party?
I love surprises!
318
00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:26,924
Did you guys just
ruin the surprise?
319
00:14:27,024 --> 00:14:28,557
‐ No, not all of it.
320
00:14:28,657 --> 00:14:31,424
We didn't tell you about
the pirates or laser tag or‐‐
321
00:14:31,524 --> 00:14:33,491
I'm gonna stop talking now.
322
00:14:33,591 --> 00:14:35,391
‐ You ruined
my surprise party
323
00:14:35,491 --> 00:14:37,324
and now I'm gonna ruin
it for everyone else!
324
00:14:37,424 --> 00:14:39,324
‐ [fireball thudding]
‐ MAX: Oh!
325
00:14:39,424 --> 00:14:41,157
My swoosh! He got my swoosh?
326
00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:43,091
Phoebe, did he hurt
my swoosh?
327
00:14:44,824 --> 00:14:46,557
‐ Oh, we have to stop Harris
328
00:14:46,657 --> 00:14:48,424
before Link finds
out I turned him evil‐‐
329
00:14:48,524 --> 00:14:49,991
and before anyone gets hurt.
330
00:14:50,091 --> 00:14:52,091
Pretend I said those
in reverse order.
331
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,824
‐ All right, I just texted
Nora and got us a ride.
332
00:14:54,924 --> 00:14:56,424
‐ [whooshing]
333
00:14:56,524 --> 00:14:58,631
All aboard the Chloe Train,
choo‐choo!
334
00:15:00,497 --> 00:15:02,164
‐ ALL: [whooshing]
335
00:15:05,031 --> 00:15:06,597
[whooshing]
336
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,964
‐ Ain't no party
like a laser party!
337
00:15:13,964 --> 00:15:16,064
‐ Don't head into the arena yet.
Harris isn't here.
338
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:18,464
We have to yell "surprise!"
339
00:15:18,564 --> 00:15:19,864
‐ Okay, as soon as
Harris arrives,
340
00:15:19,964 --> 00:15:21,731
we'll isolate him
and destroy the patch.
341
00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:23,564
‐ We're not destroying
the patch.
342
00:15:23,664 --> 00:15:25,764
You're forgetting that part
and it worries me.
343
00:15:28,031 --> 00:15:29,931
All right.
344
00:15:30,031 --> 00:15:33,297
I can modify one of the laser
taggers to shoot real lasers‐‐
345
00:15:33,397 --> 00:15:34,531
so I can disarm the patch.
346
00:15:34,631 --> 00:15:36,731
‐ LINK: Stop!
‐ Link's coming!
347
00:15:39,531 --> 00:15:41,431
‐ Hey, hey, those
aren't your presents.
348
00:15:41,531 --> 00:15:43,931
This isn't a vacation
for you!
349
00:15:45,797 --> 00:15:47,497
‐ Thanks to Chloe
we should have
350
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,331
a little bit of time
before Harris shows up.
351
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,197
‐ All right.
‐ Or he stole a scooter.
352
00:15:51,297 --> 00:15:53,297
He's here!
353
00:15:53,397 --> 00:15:55,631
‐ Let's heat this party up.
354
00:15:59,071 --> 00:16:02,304
‐ Aw, it should be me
all one‐eyed and menacing.
355
00:16:02,404 --> 00:16:04,171
‐ Come on!
356
00:16:06,437 --> 00:16:08,337
‐ Suit up, Nora.
357
00:16:08,437 --> 00:16:11,571
For one night only,
we're both Laser Girl.
358
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,504
‐ I told you.
I'm off lasers.
359
00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:16,271
Real ones and fake ones.
360
00:16:16,371 --> 00:16:17,971
‐ This is fake?
361
00:16:18,071 --> 00:16:20,537
Next you're gonna tell me
those teenaged girls
362
00:16:20,637 --> 00:16:23,804
texting on their cell phones
aren't even real pirates.
363
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,237
‐ So, are you ready
to talk about
364
00:16:29,337 --> 00:16:31,871
this whole
"no powers" thing?
365
00:16:31,971 --> 00:16:34,004
‐ Nothing to talk about.
I'm retired.
366
00:16:34,104 --> 00:16:36,604
I'm just gonna kick back
and relax‐‐like Dad.
367
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,171
‐ [laughing]
Your father does a lot more
368
00:16:38,271 --> 00:16:40,504
than just
"kick back and relax."
369
00:16:40,604 --> 00:16:43,037
‐ [gasping]
‐ [heavy thud]
370
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,604
‐ Sweetie, what happened?
371
00:16:46,704 --> 00:16:49,571
‐ I think Dad's chair broke.
‐ No.
372
00:16:49,671 --> 00:16:53,304
I mean why aren't you
using your lasers anymore?
373
00:16:53,404 --> 00:16:54,971
‐ You know my trick shot?
‐ Mm‐hm.
374
00:16:55,071 --> 00:16:56,737
‐ One of them almost
zapped Chloe.
375
00:16:56,837 --> 00:16:59,844
‐ [sighing]
Oh, I see.
376
00:16:59,944 --> 00:17:02,577
And now you're afraid
to use your superpower.
377
00:17:02,677 --> 00:17:04,744
Honey, I get why
you're scared.
378
00:17:04,844 --> 00:17:06,444
But the answer's
just being more careful,
379
00:17:06,544 --> 00:17:08,644
not giving up
your powers completely.
380
00:17:08,744 --> 00:17:10,111
‐ I don't know, Mom.
381
00:17:10,211 --> 00:17:11,477
‐ Well, I do.
382
00:17:11,577 --> 00:17:14,177
You are a superhero, Nora.
383
00:17:14,277 --> 00:17:16,677
There's gonna come a time
when people will need your help
384
00:17:16,777 --> 00:17:19,477
and I know you'll
do the right thing.
385
00:17:19,577 --> 00:17:22,911
If you ever doubt yourself,
just read this.
386
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,211
‐ "Your heart is bigger
than your swoosh"?
387
00:17:28,311 --> 00:17:31,044
‐ Oh, sorry,
that one's for Max.
388
00:17:31,144 --> 00:17:34,111
This one's yours.
389
00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:35,644
‐ "When a hero falls,
390
00:17:35,744 --> 00:17:39,177
it's the getting back
up that makes them super."
391
00:17:39,277 --> 00:17:41,577
‐ HANK: [gasping]
‐ [heavy thud]
392
00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:45,077
‐ You might need this
note more than I do.
393
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,377
‐ All right,
I couldn't find Harris
394
00:17:50,477 --> 00:17:52,044
but I know he's
in here somewhere.
395
00:17:52,144 --> 00:17:53,911
‐ All right. I'm about
to fire real lasers.
396
00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,811
Better get these
kids to safety.
397
00:17:55,911 --> 00:17:57,884
‐ Don't worry. We've got a laser
tag champ clearin' 'em out.
398
00:17:57,984 --> 00:18:04,484
‐ BILLY: [zooming,
shooting lasers]
399
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,351
Finally, a game
no one can beat me at.
400
00:18:07,451 --> 00:18:10,384
‐ Yeah, about that.
[fires laser]
401
00:18:10,484 --> 00:18:11,951
‐ Sorry. Don't worry.
402
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:14,517
Another game starts
in 15 minutes‐‐
403
00:18:14,617 --> 00:18:16,551
if this place
is still standing.
404
00:18:16,651 --> 00:18:17,884
‐ All right,
now that everyone's out,
405
00:18:17,984 --> 00:18:19,984
where is this freakish
little fireball?
406
00:18:20,084 --> 00:18:22,551
‐ HARRIS: That was rude!
‐ MAX & PHOEBE: [gasping]
407
00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:26,317
‐ [fireball thuds]
‐ MAX: Whoa!
408
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,784
Why does he hate
my clothes?
409
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,751
‐ Harris, I'm not
gonna fight you, okay?
410
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,284
All I wanted was for
us to be close,
411
00:18:35,384 --> 00:18:37,251
but I took it too far.
412
00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:38,884
This is all my fault.
413
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,884
‐ Which part, exactly?
The lying to me?
414
00:18:40,984 --> 00:18:43,751
The freezing me?
The ruining my surprise?
415
00:18:43,851 --> 00:18:45,117
‐ Hey, don't forget
about our raven.
416
00:18:45,217 --> 00:18:46,984
He was a "hoot!"
417
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:51,717
‐ Shush! Ravens don't hoot
and we are not bonding!
418
00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:53,551
‐ You're right‐‐we're
blasting that eyepatch
419
00:18:53,651 --> 00:18:55,717
off your adorable
little face.
420
00:18:55,817 --> 00:18:58,757
Oh...
421
00:18:58,857 --> 00:19:01,724
Remember when Phoebe
lied to you?
422
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:03,624
‐ I'm about to throw
a fireball at you.
423
00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:08,491
Oh, I'm sorry,
did I ruin the surprise?
424
00:19:08,591 --> 00:19:11,891
‐ [powers zapping]
‐ Ow!
425
00:19:11,991 --> 00:19:15,524
‐ [musical fanfare]
‐ MAX: Nora?
426
00:19:15,624 --> 00:19:18,857
‐ Of course. We have our own
laser‐‐with a bow on it.
427
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,724
Nora, how did you
know we needed help?
428
00:19:20,824 --> 00:19:23,624
‐ Billy told me and I knew it
was time to do the right thing.
429
00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:26,024
‐ Of course you did.
You're a superhero.
430
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,724
‐ And I'm a supervillain.
431
00:19:27,824 --> 00:19:29,724
‐ Quick, Nora,
knock off the eyepatch.
432
00:19:29,824 --> 00:19:31,024
‐ Gently.
433
00:19:31,124 --> 00:19:32,524
‐ [powers zapping]
434
00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:34,491
‐ Cute lasers.
435
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:37,257
I'll call you when
I need a mole removed.
436
00:19:37,357 --> 00:19:39,724
‐ [fireball thudding]
437
00:19:39,824 --> 00:19:42,557
‐ Let's see if he thinks
this trick shot's cute.
438
00:19:42,657 --> 00:19:44,291
Off the mirror,
off the treasure chest‐‐
439
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,291
‐ Less yappy, more zappy.
440
00:19:46,391 --> 00:19:48,124
‐ [powers zapping]
441
00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:50,091
‐ [laser beam thudding]
442
00:19:54,091 --> 00:19:56,391
‐ Nora, you did it!
443
00:19:56,491 --> 00:19:59,131
‐ Oh, are you okay?
444
00:20:01,797 --> 00:20:04,497
You were too evil
for this world, Patchy.
445
00:20:05,731 --> 00:20:08,131
‐ Harris, are you hurt?
‐ I'm fine now.
446
00:20:08,231 --> 00:20:10,631
Thank you for saving me
from that evil eyepatch.
447
00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:15,897
‐ Harris, how did you
sneak by us?
448
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,064
I mean, surprise!
449
00:20:18,164 --> 00:20:20,964
Aw, look at you guys.
Oh, let me get a pic.
450
00:20:21,064 --> 00:20:23,197
Here, put these eyepatches on.
‐ Put those away!
451
00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:24,697
‐ Never again!
452
00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:26,731
‐ Okay, well then,
let's get you a piece of cake
453
00:20:26,831 --> 00:20:28,897
and you guys can tell
me all about your day.
454
00:20:28,997 --> 00:20:30,431
‐ Actually‐‐
455
00:20:30,531 --> 00:20:32,431
‐ Actually, it was
the best day ever.
456
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,631
I'll save you a seat
next to me, Phoebe.
457
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,697
‐ Wow, he really likes you.
‐ What can I say?
458
00:20:41,797 --> 00:20:45,164
Guess he really
"warmed up" to me.
459
00:20:45,264 --> 00:20:46,931
‐ Is there something
burning in here?
460
00:20:47,031 --> 00:20:48,931
‐ Cake time!
461
00:20:51,697 --> 00:20:54,164
‐ Well, hope you're proud
of yourself, Nora.
462
00:20:54,264 --> 00:20:57,237
You torched my eyepatch gettin'
your first superhero save.
463
00:20:57,337 --> 00:20:59,537
‐ Save? Try Saves.
464
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:02,204
You, Phoebe, Harris,
the kids at the party,
465
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,637
probably the whole city.
466
00:21:03,737 --> 00:21:06,337
‐ Okay, calm down, zappy.
‐ Cheer up.
467
00:21:06,437 --> 00:21:08,304
You may have lost your patch,
468
00:21:08,404 --> 00:21:10,504
but I think you've found
your new uniform.
469
00:21:13,571 --> 00:21:15,471
‐ [laughing]
Whoa.
470
00:21:15,571 --> 00:21:18,837
You're right.
I look super evil.
471
00:21:18,937 --> 00:21:22,137
Oh, and my swoosh
has totally bounced back.
472
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:23,904
[chuckling]
473
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:29,204
‐ Hank, is that a new
mole on your neck?
474
00:21:29,304 --> 00:21:30,571
‐ Oh, got it.
[powers zapping]
475
00:21:30,671 --> 00:21:34,971
‐ Nice to have you back,
Laser Girl.
476
00:21:35,071 --> 00:21:37,004
[silently gasping]
477
00:21:38,637 --> 00:21:43,304
‐ BARB: [gasping]
‐ CHLOE: What a mess.
478
00:21:43,404 --> 00:21:46,637
‐ Does somebody want
to explain this?
479
00:21:46,737 --> 00:21:49,104
‐ Does somebody want
to redeem this?
480
00:21:49,204 --> 00:21:52,637
Mommy‐Maxie hug!
‐ [raven cawing]
481
00:21:54,704 --> 00:21:57,011
‐ I'll get the broom.
‐ I'll call animal control.
482
00:22:01,911 --> 00:22:17,444
‐ ♪
483
00:22:17,494 --> 00:22:22,044
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