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‐ Another day, another evil
deed to impress Dark Mayhem.
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[blowing icy air]
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‐ Oh!
‐ [heavy thud]
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‐ I love the sound of pain
in the morning.
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‐ Oh, hey, Max.
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Writing in your diary?
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‐ It's not a diary.
It's a chronicle.
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‐ Does it have a lock?
‐ Yes.
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‐ Do you write
your dark secrets in it?
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‐ Yes.
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‐ CHERRY & PHOEBE:
♪ Diary ♪
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‐ Oh, sorry, we're just gonna
need you to steer clear
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of the endangered
stink plant.
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‐ Oh, is that just like
a clever name or‐‐
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[gasping]
No. That stinks.
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‐ It smells because
it's about to bloom.
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‐ You know, I really
do admire all the work
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you and the Green Teens
are doing, Allison.
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‐ Well, you two
should join us.
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I mean, you can't
imagine the rush
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of being a hero
and saving the Earth.
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‐ That's almost
impossible to imagine.
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‐ Why is this stupid fence
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blocking the way
to my office?
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‐ This is a PPZ‐‐
Plant Protection Zone.
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You're gonna have to GTWS‐‐
Go Through Wood Shop.
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‐ Are you kidding?
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Those kids have moustaches
and sharp tools.
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And what idiot gave you
permission to do this?
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"Principal Brad‐‐"
[groaning]
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I've gotta start
paying attention
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to things a little bit‐‐
‐ [heavy thud]
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‐ Ha. Two for two, baby.
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‐ Thunderman,
I know this was you!
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I am tired of you
and your diary.
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You're never getting
this back.
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‐ You can't take tha‐‐
[gasping]
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‐ [heavy thud]
‐ Oh!
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‐ I love the sound of pain
in the morning.
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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‐ ♪
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‐ Oh, Max, did you
hear the awful news?
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‐ That you're talking to me?
I know. It's terrible.
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‐ Seriously, Bradford was so
annoyed by that stink plant,
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he's gonna rip it out so he
has a place to play golf.
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‐ So we joined
the Green Teens‐‐
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mainly because we care,
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but mostly because it
came with this free t‐shirt.
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‐ They're made from the recycled
waste of elephants.
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‐ So, you guys are wearin'
poop‐shirts.
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‐ And you could, too,
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if you signed up
like your sister, Max.
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What are you‐‐like
a child's size medium?
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‐ I'm a woman's "husky."
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Phoebe, would you explain to
your odd little friend here
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how the whole Max/Phoebe
twin thing works?
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‐ Yeah, so, um, I tell Max
something I care about
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and ask for his help
and then he does something‐‐
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like that.
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And then I do something‐‐
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like that.
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Although I'm sure it'd
be a lot easier
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if he just supported
me for once.
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‐ [watch beeps]
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‐ Colosso, I told you
not to call me at school.
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You know I take
my education seriously.
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[suppressed laugh]
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‐ COLOSSO: [laughing]
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‐ But, for real,
don't call me here again.
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‐ COLOSSO: Don't hang up!
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Dark Mayhem wants to have your
first chronicle review tomorrow.
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‐ Oh, that's terrible.
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‐ I know. We're gonna have to
cancel our Bunny 'n Me class.
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‐ No. Bradford took my chronicle
and locked it in his office.
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‐ So? Steal it back.
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‐ I tried, but...there
was a tiny hiccup.
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‐ [suspenseful music]
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♪
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‐ [alarm blaring]
‐ [bell ringing]
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‐ PRINCIPAL BRADFORD's VOICE:
Max Thunderman...
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back away from
the office door, you loser.
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‐ [garbage can clattering]
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‐ COLOSSO: If you have nothing
to show Dark Mayhem,
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you're done.
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You'll have to really take
your education seriously.
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‐ Ahhhh!
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‐ [laughing]
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‐ But, for real, I need to find
a way past the security system.
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‐ Hmmm... let me see...
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Ooh, there's a group
called the Green Teens
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that waters the plants at school
and has keys to every room‐‐
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including Bradford's office.
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‐ I think I know
what I have to do.
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‐ Call me more often?
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You never tell me
about your day.
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‐ [watch beeps]
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‐ Hank, I knew you
had the skills
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to clean the gutters
by yourself.
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‐ That's right, honey.
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I'm just as good at
cleaning up this house
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as I was at cleaning up crime.
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‐ [heavy thud]
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‐ That'll be
tomorrow's project.
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‐ Mom, Dad, check it out.
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Billy made me this
cool wizard's hat.
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‐ And Nora made me this
black pizza‐box hat.
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‐ It's a graduation cap, Billy.
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Remember this image.
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It might be the last
time you see it.
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‐ I'm glad you two
are having fun,
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but I hope you didn't forget to
put the scissors away again.
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‐ Yeah, we have to be careful.
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Chloe can teleport
into any room‐‐
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which is why we've been using
the bathroom at the library.
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‐ Don't worry.
We put the scissors away.
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‐ Yeah, we're not completely
irresponsible.
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‐ Good. Now if
you'll excuse us,
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we have some overdue
books to return.
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‐ I didn't put
the scissors away. Did you?
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‐ I never do.
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‐ CHLOE:
♪ Found the scissors ♪
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‐ BILLY: What did you do?
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‐ I got a haircut.
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‐ Oh, no, if Mom
and Dad see that,
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we're gonna be toast.
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‐ I know how to fix this.
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Bowl cut. Bam!
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‐ You don't deserve
to wear that hat.
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‐ ♪
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‐ Now the putting green
has to have
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freshly‐cut Bermuda grass.
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‐ Uh, we're trying
to have a meeting here.
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‐ Have some respect, Phoebe.
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This putting green
is for our golf team.
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‐ We don't have a golf team.
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‐ [mockingly]
"We don't have a golf team."
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Nah.
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So, let's talk water hazards.
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‐ He cannot get away
with this.
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What's our plan
to defeat him?
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‐ The elephant
who made these shirts
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is going to stampede
through the school.
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No school. No Bradford.
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The stink plant lives!
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‐ No, we can't destroy
the school.
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‐ [mockingly] "No,
we can't destroy the school."
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Sorry, I just like
when Bradford does that.
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‐ So, I'm guessing
we have nothing.
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‐ You have me.
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I present page 50, chapter 9,
line 3 of the student handbook.
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‐ Oh, Allison, this is where Max
pretends to do something nice.
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"A student group may reject
the principal's plan
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if a petition is signed by
two‐thirds of the student body."
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‐ And then I do
something like this...
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Wait, that was a good plan.
‐ Yeah, it's good.
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And I already drew up
a petition
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on recycled dolphin‐
dirtied paper.
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‐ Max, why are you
doing this?
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‐ Okay, I know you don't think
I have a heart, but I do.
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It's small, but it's there.
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And when you said
I don't support you,
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[tiny voice]
my little baby heart broke.
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‐ That's really
what you're goin' with?
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‐ I don't blame you
for being skeptical,
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but I just really wanna
help you take down Bradford.
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‐ Okay, that, I believe.
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All right, fine,
you can help us.
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Not because I trust you,
but we're desperate.
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‐ Good news.
The elephant is available.
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‐ [elephant trumpeting]
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‐ Very desperate.
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Okay, guys, um...
Max is joining the Green Teens.
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‐ So, do I get keys to
every room in the school
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now that I'm a Green Teen?
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‐ Uh, I ran outta keys.
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‐ Oh, man!
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Uh, I just really wanna
water the plants.
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‐ ♪
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‐ Well, tape didn't work,
glue didn't work.
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How are we gonna put
this back on her head?
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‐ How about the staple gun?
‐ Give me that!
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Mom and Dad are
gonna be so mad
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that we changed
our cute baby sister
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into a teleporting,
nubby‐haired freak!
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‐ This is what we get
for leaving the scissors out.
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By the way, I don't think
we ever put them away.
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‐ What? We've gotta find them
before Chloe gets them.
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‐ [scissors snip]
‐ I got another haircut.
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‐ BILLY & NORA:
Ahhhhhh!
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‐ BARB: Everything
okay, kids?
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‐ They're coming!
Double snuggle.
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‐ We heard yelling.
What happened?
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‐ Nothing. Just snuggling
with my sisters.
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We're tight, yo.
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‐ Two haircuts.
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‐ Tighter than
two haircuts, son!
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That's what the kids
are saying these days.
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‐ Oh, yeah, we know.
We're cool.
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‐ Yeah, cooler than
two haircuts, son!
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‐ That was close‐‐
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and embarrassing
for all involved.
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There's got to be another
way to cover her head.
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‐ How? We're the only people
we know who make hats
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and I just stapled myself
to the cabinet.
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‐ It's amazing that we got all
those signatures, Max.
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‐ Now we just have
to make back‐ups
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in case Bradford tears up
all our hard work.
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Just look at what he did
to my application
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for an after‐school
explosives camp.
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‐ Why'd you stop?
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‐ My...shoelace is untied.
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Why don't you go ahead
and get the door?
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‐ Yes!
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♪ A perfect double knot ♪
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‐ ♪
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‐ Uh, Phoebe, do you mind
making the copies?
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I have a leg cramp.
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My body's rejecting me
doing good deeds.
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‐ Yeah, it's probably
in shock like the rest of us.
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‐ [blowing hot air]
‐ [doorknob drops]
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‐ You know what, Max?
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I think I owe you
an apology.
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‐ You do?
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‐ Yeah. You see,
I have a heart, too‐‐
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only mine's like
normal sized.
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And it's used to
getting hurt by you,
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so, when you asked
to help me,
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I figured you were
up to something, you know?
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‐ I'm listening.
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‐ But, I guess I was wrong.
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You really do
have my back.
248
00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:01,803
And it feels good.
249
00:11:01,903 --> 00:11:04,803
‐ Havin' it back
feels great.
250
00:11:04,903 --> 00:11:08,270
‐ You mean having my back?
‐ Sure. Sure.
251
00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:11,103
[powers zapping]
‐ [paper fluttering]
252
00:11:14,703 --> 00:11:17,770
‐ All right, when Bradford
sees what we've done,
253
00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:20,603
it is really gonna
wrinkle his khakis.
254
00:11:23,037 --> 00:11:25,137
‐ These are pleated slacks.
255
00:11:25,237 --> 00:11:27,770
‐ Oh, that's a killer
Bradford impression.
256
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,637
You really nailed
his "inner sadness."
257
00:11:29,737 --> 00:11:32,437
[gasping]
258
00:11:33,737 --> 00:11:37,837
Now I have inner sadness.
259
00:11:37,937 --> 00:11:40,637
‐ Phoebe, what happened
to my door?
260
00:11:40,737 --> 00:11:42,103
‐ What happened to Max?
261
00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:44,903
‐ Oh.
[groaning]
262
00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:47,703
He stole his diary back.
‐ Diary?
263
00:11:47,803 --> 00:11:49,537
Max!
264
00:11:49,637 --> 00:11:52,570
‐ And you used your
Green Teens' key to help him.
265
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,270
‐ Ma‐a‐a‐a‐ax!
266
00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:57,037
‐ Which means I get to shut
down the Green Teens.
267
00:11:57,137 --> 00:11:59,110
And you'll never see
that stink plant bloom,
268
00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,877
thanks to you and...
269
00:12:00,977 --> 00:12:02,877
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Say it with me...
270
00:12:02,977 --> 00:12:05,110
‐ BOTH: Max.
271
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,476
‐ ♪
272
00:12:11,576 --> 00:12:14,343
‐ I can't wait to impress
the pants off Dark Mayhem.
273
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:17,910
Wait, he does wear pants
under that robe, right?
274
00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:20,743
‐ I'm just disappointed
you got your chronicle back
275
00:12:20,843 --> 00:12:22,410
and no one got hurt.
276
00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:24,476
‐ Max, how could
you do that to me?
277
00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:26,376
‐ Oh, Phoebe got hurt?
Good job!
278
00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:28,276
‐ Using me to steal
your stupid book
279
00:12:28,376 --> 00:12:30,210
back from Bradford
is pretty low.
280
00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:32,110
I hope you're proud
of yourself.
281
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,610
‐ I don't wanna brag,
282
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:36,543
but, yeah, it was
pretty awesome, hey.
283
00:12:36,643 --> 00:12:38,043
‐ Bradford accused
me of helping you
284
00:12:38,143 --> 00:12:39,543
and shut down
the Green Teens.
285
00:12:39,643 --> 00:12:41,576
Because of you,
that stink plant is doomed.
286
00:12:41,676 --> 00:12:44,076
‐ Phoebe, it's just
smelly cabbage.
287
00:12:44,176 --> 00:12:46,276
‐ It's not just
about the plant.
288
00:12:46,376 --> 00:12:49,276
For once, I thought
you actually had my back.
289
00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:50,910
‐ I did have your back.
290
00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:53,576
Then I stabbed ya in it.
291
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,410
‐ You know what?
292
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,850
Even after all the times
you've disappointed me,
293
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,350
I always thought that
294
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:03,416
deep down inside
you there was some good.
295
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,350
Today made me realize
296
00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:08,583
you really are
just a bad person.
297
00:13:08,683 --> 00:13:11,016
So, I'm done wasting
my time on you.
298
00:13:11,116 --> 00:13:12,516
‐ Oh, come on.
299
00:13:12,616 --> 00:13:14,483
That's not how the whole
Max/Phoebe twin thing works.
300
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:18,416
Hey...smack this book
outta my hand.
301
00:13:24,616 --> 00:13:27,350
‐ I gotcha, pal.
‐ What...?
302
00:13:29,216 --> 00:13:33,883
‐ And, so, the Max/Colosso
thing begins.
303
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,683
‐ We did it, Billy.
304
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,516
We made Chloe a hat
that'll hide her hair
305
00:13:39,616 --> 00:13:42,250
and won't make Mom
and Dad suspicious.
306
00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:45,883
‐ I look good, baby!
307
00:13:45,983 --> 00:13:47,116
‐ Yeah, you do.
308
00:13:47,216 --> 00:13:49,916
And I made one for Colosso.
309
00:13:52,183 --> 00:13:54,250
You know he's gonna
ask for it.
310
00:13:56,883 --> 00:13:59,290
‐ What is on Chloe's head?
311
00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:01,190
‐ It's the new hat
we made her out of love
312
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,423
that she wants
to wear forever.
313
00:14:03,523 --> 00:14:06,090
Please, let her
wear it forever?
314
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:08,123
‐ Barb, remember
how we wanted to make
315
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,890
"The Many Months
of Chloe" calendar.
316
00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:13,790
‐ Oh, my gosh, she's a perfect
"May" right now!
317
00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:15,956
Can you guys make
a hat for each month?
318
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,190
‐ No way!
That's like 70 hats.
319
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:21,590
‐ Let's just make the hats
ourselves, Barb.
320
00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:25,023
‐ You grab the paper, I'll grab
Chloe and the scissors.
321
00:14:25,123 --> 00:14:27,423
‐ Yay, scissors!
322
00:14:30,223 --> 00:14:31,923
‐ ALL: [chanting]
You can't take our plant!
323
00:14:32,023 --> 00:14:33,290
You can't take our plant!
324
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:36,323
‐ Get your nerd chain
outta here!
325
00:14:36,423 --> 00:14:38,056
You're not even
a club anymore.
326
00:14:38,156 --> 00:14:39,556
‐ We're a new club‐‐
327
00:14:39,656 --> 00:14:42,690
the Green Teenz with a "z".
328
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:45,423
‐ [mockingly]
Green Teenz with a "z". Unh!
329
00:14:45,523 --> 00:14:48,456
Beat ya to it, Bradford.
330
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:50,523
‐ Principal Bradford, if you
wanna bulldoze that plant,
331
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,856
you're gonna have
to go through us.
332
00:14:52,956 --> 00:14:54,356
‐ [laughing]
333
00:14:54,456 --> 00:14:56,730
‐ You can go through
them, right?
334
00:14:58,263 --> 00:14:59,996
‐ Fine! Joke's on you, kids.
335
00:15:00,096 --> 00:15:01,630
I can stay here all night.
336
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,496
I've got no hobbies,
friends...
337
00:15:03,596 --> 00:15:05,596
[voice cracking]
... or family.
338
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:09,130
‐ Hold strong.
339
00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:11,730
He's trying to chase us away
with tales of his sad life.
340
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:13,696
‐ ALL: [chanting]
You can't take our plant!
341
00:15:13,796 --> 00:15:17,130
You can't take our plant!
You can't take our plant!
342
00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,696
You can't take our plant!
343
00:15:20,596 --> 00:15:23,763
‐ I'm ready for my close‐up.
344
00:15:23,863 --> 00:15:25,963
‐ All right, we're almost
done with the hats.
345
00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:29,263
‐ We're so dead. We're so dead.
We're so dead!
346
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,763
‐ Look, we're gonna be in
trouble no matter what.
347
00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:34,863
Maybe we'll get in less trouble
if we just admit what we did.
348
00:15:34,963 --> 00:15:36,230
‐ The truth?
349
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:39,596
We're so dead. We're so dead.
We're so dead!
350
00:15:39,696 --> 00:15:42,130
‐ Okay, where are the,
uh, scissors?
351
00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:44,496
‐ Um, you were using
them for July.
352
00:15:44,596 --> 00:15:47,196
‐ Oh, good, Chloe has 'em.
353
00:15:47,296 --> 00:15:49,096
Chloe has them!
‐ Oh!
354
00:15:49,196 --> 00:15:51,263
What have we done?
355
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,363
‐ Mom, Dad we have
a confession to‐‐
356
00:15:55,463 --> 00:15:57,436
‐ Whatever it is,
it can wait.
357
00:15:57,536 --> 00:16:00,170
Chloe cut her hair because
we left the scissors out.
358
00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:01,936
‐ You did?
359
00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:05,036
I mean...you did?
360
00:16:07,436 --> 00:16:09,470
‐ Don't beat yourself up.
This could happen to anyone.
361
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,503
Like, literally,
anyone in this room
362
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:14,403
could have made
the same exact mistake.
363
00:16:14,503 --> 00:16:16,103
‐ Hank, you grab Chloe.
364
00:16:16,203 --> 00:16:18,136
We're going to
the hair salon.
365
00:16:18,236 --> 00:16:21,003
‐ Yay, more scissors!
366
00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:26,703
‐ NORA & BILLY:
♪ We're so not dead ♪
367
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:30,170
‐ Okay, remember,
don't smile.
368
00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:31,770
Mayhem hates smiling.
369
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:34,203
And check your shirt.
You've got schmutz on it.
370
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:37,170
‐ Got it‐‐
smile on my shirt.
371
00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:38,403
‐ What?
372
00:16:38,503 --> 00:16:40,036
You've been acting weird
373
00:16:40,136 --> 00:16:43,203
ever since Phoebe
let you have it.
374
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,336
‐ Uh, the only
weird thing is
375
00:16:45,436 --> 00:16:47,736
you cleaning my shirt
with your paw.
376
00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:49,370
‐ [computer blooping]
377
00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:51,570
‐ That's him!
That's enough.
378
00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:56,303
‐ Hello, Max.
379
00:16:56,403 --> 00:16:59,110
Is that schmutz
on your shirt?
380
00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:01,176
‐ Uh, sorry, my dark lord.
381
00:17:01,276 --> 00:17:04,676
I had a very evil bagel.
382
00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:07,443
‐ It's time for
your evil review.
383
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:10,743
I want to know if you're
supervillain material.
384
00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:13,643
‐ Max, tell him how
you betrayed your sister.
385
00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:15,910
‐ Uh, well...
386
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,243
there's really
not much to say.
387
00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:19,010
‐ Nonsense!
388
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:21,043
Pushing away family
is a huge step
389
00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:23,243
on the road to
an evil life.
390
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,310
I pushed my nana
into a tiger pit.
391
00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:29,643
And look at how happy
I am now.
392
00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:31,176
‐ Well, my sister
always thought
393
00:17:31,276 --> 00:17:33,243
there was good
in me somewhere,
394
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,476
so I kinda used that to...
395
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,043
‐ Come on, Max,
spit it out.
396
00:17:38,143 --> 00:17:39,476
‐ Get outta my head, Phoebe.
397
00:17:39,576 --> 00:17:42,410
‐ Did you just call
me "Phoebe"?
398
00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:46,443
‐ Uh, Max has girl
nicknames for everyone.
399
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,976
He calls me "Sheila."
‐ What are you waiting for?
400
00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:51,176
Tell Dark Mayhem how I'm done
wasting my time on you.
401
00:17:51,276 --> 00:17:52,676
‐ Like I care.
402
00:17:52,776 --> 00:17:54,710
‐ I've always been
there for you
403
00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:56,210
and, evil or not,
404
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:58,083
that's not something
you wanna lose.
405
00:17:58,183 --> 00:17:59,583
‐ I'm not gonna lose it.
406
00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:01,383
You'll just forgive me
like you always do.
407
00:18:01,483 --> 00:18:03,750
‐ Not this time.
Don't you get it?
408
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,250
That whole Max/Phoebe
twin thing...
409
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,350
it's over.
410
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:11,016
‐ DARK MAYHEM:
Who are you talking to?
411
00:18:11,116 --> 00:18:13,116
This is why I hate
video chatting.
412
00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:15,083
‐ Know what? I've gotta
get outta here.
413
00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:16,983
‐ DARK MAYHEM:
What?
414
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,950
No one walks out
on Dark Mayhem!
415
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,250
‐ So...
how's Mrs. Mayhem?
416
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,416
‐ DARK MAYHEM:
Zip it, Sheila.
417
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,016
‐ GREEN TEENZ:
♪ So gather round ♪
418
00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:31,483
♪ The stink plant ♪
419
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:32,750
♪ We're gonna win this war ♪
420
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,683
♪ Huddle round
the stink plant ♪
421
00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:38,716
‐ ♪ 'Cause Bradford
stinks much more! ♪
422
00:18:38,816 --> 00:18:41,550
‐ While you guys were
making my ears bleed,
423
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:44,183
I downloaded
the bulldozer manual.
424
00:18:44,283 --> 00:18:45,483
Ha! Ha! Ha!
425
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,416
Beat it, Johnny Rulebook!
426
00:18:47,516 --> 00:18:49,616
‐ Oh, no, he's gonna
bulldoze us.
427
00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:51,516
Run!
428
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,716
Okay, tying ourselves
together was a bad idea.
429
00:18:54,816 --> 00:18:56,890
‐ [bulldozer engine starts]
‐ Shuffle right!
430
00:18:58,456 --> 00:19:00,090
‐ So long, stinky!
431
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,856
‐ [dramatic music]
432
00:19:02,956 --> 00:19:05,123
‐ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
433
00:19:05,223 --> 00:19:06,690
‐ [dramatic music]
434
00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:10,523
‐ Phoebe, use your
telekinesis to stop him.
435
00:19:10,623 --> 00:19:12,990
‐ I can't get my hands free.
436
00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:15,390
‐ [dramatic music]
437
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:24,990
‐ What...?
What is happening?
438
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,856
‐ Yeah, what is happening?
439
00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:28,890
‐ Look. It's Max.
440
00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:31,690
‐ I'm not the only one who
can destroy clubs, Bradford.
441
00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:34,656
‐ [powers zapping]
‐ Oh, no! No!
442
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,356
My golf clubs!
443
00:19:37,456 --> 00:19:39,556
‐ [golf clubs crunching]
444
00:19:45,256 --> 00:19:47,323
‐ STUDENTS:
[cheering, applauding]
445
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,790
‐ Our positive energy and clever
use of the letter "z"
446
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:53,656
saved the stink plant!
447
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:57,930
‐ Phoebs, listen,
448
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,130
I know you said
you're done with
449
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,496
the whole Max/Phoebe
twin thing,
450
00:20:00,596 --> 00:20:03,230
but I'm hoping all this
changes your mind?
451
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:05,696
‐ I don't know, Max.
‐ Wait. Wait. Wait.
452
00:20:05,796 --> 00:20:07,863
I know you don't
think I have a heart.
453
00:20:07,963 --> 00:20:09,063
But I do.
454
00:20:09,163 --> 00:20:10,896
It's small...
but it's there.
455
00:20:10,996 --> 00:20:12,930
‐ Still goin' with that?
456
00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:16,363
‐ This time it's true, okay?
457
00:20:16,463 --> 00:20:18,530
I'm not good at this.
458
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:25,063
Smack the book
outta my hand.
459
00:20:25,163 --> 00:20:27,630
‐ Well, I guess
you did show up.
460
00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:30,396
Okay, this doesn't mean
I totally forgive you.
461
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:33,896
[sighing]
[smacking book]
462
00:20:33,996 --> 00:20:35,963
‐ Thanks.
463
00:20:36,063 --> 00:20:39,163
‐ We did it, Green Teenz
with a "z".
464
00:20:39,263 --> 00:20:42,096
Look, the stink plant
is starting to bloom.
465
00:20:42,196 --> 00:20:44,863
‐ [plant crackling]
466
00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:51,063
‐ Wow, it's so beautiful.
467
00:20:51,163 --> 00:20:54,096
I can't wait to destroy it!
468
00:20:54,196 --> 00:20:55,963
Fore!
469
00:20:56,063 --> 00:20:57,970
‐ [liquid spraying]
470
00:20:58,070 --> 00:21:01,470
‐ [coughing, sputtering]
471
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:04,003
[whining]
It smells like my life.
472
00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:06,003
Ohhh...
473
00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:14,836
‐ ♪
474
00:21:14,936 --> 00:21:16,503
‐ Max, finally!
475
00:21:16,603 --> 00:21:18,570
Do you have any idea
what you did
476
00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:20,536
when you walked out
on Dark Mayhem?
477
00:21:20,636 --> 00:21:23,403
‐ I know. I threw away
my chance with him.
478
00:21:23,503 --> 00:21:27,136
‐ No, you impressed
the evil pants off him.
479
00:21:27,236 --> 00:21:28,803
‐ I did?
480
00:21:28,903 --> 00:21:30,770
‐ He loved that you had
the nerve to walk out on him.
481
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:32,603
He's excited to
see what other evil
482
00:21:32,703 --> 00:21:34,503
you fill your
chronicle with.
483
00:21:34,603 --> 00:21:37,370
‐ Yes! I still have
an evil future.
484
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:40,270
‐ So, why'd you run
out so fast?
485
00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:41,936
‐ Uh... I...
486
00:21:42,036 --> 00:21:43,970
was at a thing that I...
had to...
487
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,703
you know?
488
00:21:45,803 --> 00:21:46,970
‐ PHOEBE: Tell him, Max.
489
00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:50,136
Tell him how much you care
about your twin sister.
490
00:21:50,236 --> 00:21:52,303
Fine. I care about you.
491
00:21:52,403 --> 00:21:53,636
‐ COLOSSO: Huh?
492
00:21:53,736 --> 00:21:56,576
That's all I ever
wanted to hear.
493
00:21:56,676 --> 00:21:58,710
‐ Oh...
494
00:22:01,776 --> 00:22:16,976
‐ ♪
495
00:22:17,026 --> 00:22:21,576
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