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- The gong has a variety
of uses in China.
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Allow me to demonstrate
the most obvious one--
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to wake someone up.
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- [loud clang]
- I'm up! I'm up! I'm up!
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- Even with all that crusty
drool all over his face,
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he's still adorable.
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- Sarah, as your friend,
I have to tell you
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that gong would treat you better
than my brother would.
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- This week's assignment
is to break into groups
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and do a presentation
on Chinese culture.
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- Yes! I love working in groups.
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- Only because it's
less work for you.
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- Yeah, more like no work.
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Now to find a group of
nerds to call my own.
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- All right, I know you're
not talking about my group,
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because we are not nerds.
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- Come on, Phoebe, all aboard
the "A"-plus train!
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- ALL: Choo-choo!
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- You're right,
you're not nerds,
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you're clearly dweebs.
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- Yeah, call us
whatever you want,
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there is no other group
I'd rather be in.
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- Be in our group, Phoebe.
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- Except that one!
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- Ha...
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- Two groups. One girl.
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What will Phoebe do?
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- Get out of my face, Max.
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- Will she go with Winnie,
the popular girl
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she's been trying to be
friends with for a year?
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Or will she stay with
Sarah and board
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the boring train to Dweebville?
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- Well, I mean,
Sarah is my friend.
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- Winnie could be
your friend, too,
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and not make you dress
up like you're going to
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a third-grader's birthday party.
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- Oh, we should
send a picture of us
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to the yearbook
for the selfie page.
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Say "China!"
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- ALL: China!
- [cell phone camera clicking]
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- I can't believe
Phoebe ditched us.
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Now who are we gonna get?
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- Hey, Sarah, can I join your--
- MAX: [powers zapping]
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- Ooh!
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- What's up, group?
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Heard your train
needs a caboose.
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Choo-choo!
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Hey, Sarah, look, I'm so sorry
I'm not with you guys.
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It's just that Winnie's
group really needs me.
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And you get it, don't you?
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- Sure, I get it--you're hoppin'
off the "A"-plus train.
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- BOTH: [laughing]
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- Good luck on the "D"-plus bus.
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- Guys, I am really excited
about this group.
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You feelin' the love, Tyler?
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- You stole my bike last week.
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- Hey, I did you a favor.
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That thing fell apart
the moment I busted it.
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- Sarah, I don't think Max
is gonna do much.
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- Why would you say that?
- Because he's leaving.
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- Max! Get back here!
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- [groaning loudly]
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[sighing loudly]
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- Look, you'll always be my bae.
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But you need to take this
project as seriously
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as I take our forbidden love.
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- Believe me, I want
the "A," too.
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That's the only reason
I joined this group.
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- Great! So, what's your
idea for the project?
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- Uh, I don't know.
What's yours?
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- Build a Chinese dragon.
- Me, too, bae!
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- So, I was thinking
after school
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we could work on
our project at the library.
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- Oooh, is that
the new club downtown?
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- No, it's the place
we go to learn things.
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- Phoebe's right.
We'll meet at the mall.
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- That's not what I said.
- Yay, the mall.
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- All right, let's check
our "to-do" list.
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First thing--
write a "to-do" list.
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- BOTH: Did it!
- [palms slap]
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- All right, then I'll
fix the dishwasher.
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- I can pick up dry cleaning.
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- I'll mow the lawn.
The only other thing is--
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- [floorboards cracking]
- BOTH: Fix the floorboards.
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- Oh, Billy! Are you okay?
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- The house ate my legs!
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- You just fell in the floor
that dad was supposed to fix.
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- Sorry, buddy,
I've just been busy.
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- I don't think you've
been that busy.
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That chandelier's been sitting
in its box so long
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that it's turned into
an end table!
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- Okay, I'll just put
it on the "to-do" list--
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right after "ground Nora
for being sassy."
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- Yeah, you kids have no idea
how hard we work around here.
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- Is that why we had a salt
and pepper sandwich
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for dinner last night?
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- We didn't have time
to go shopping.
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- Oh, is that a new necklace?
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- I meant food shopping.
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- Cut her some slack.
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Your clothes are clean
and the house is spotless.
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- BARB: Mm-hm.
- Is it, Dad? Is it?
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- [objects clattering]
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- [suitcase thudding]
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- So, you two think it's
so easy to cook, clean,
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repair things and do
everything else
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while you two just enjoy
your little lives?
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- Kind of.
- I think so.
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- Okay, so you can take
care of the house
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and try to do better while
we enjoy our little lives.
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- Fine, but if we do better
running this house,
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then we get to be in charge
around here from now on.
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- We'll tell you what to eat,
when to go to bed,
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and ground you for
being sassy.
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- Deal--and when you fail,
you two will finally appreciate
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what your father
and I do around here.
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- Including making
really great lists.
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- Uh, is pull your son
out of the sinkhole
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on that "great" list?
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- No, but I will add it.
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- We are nailing
this dragon, guys.
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- You know, Max, we've been
doing this for a couple of days
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and I'm not sure I've seen
you leave that chair.
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- [laughing]
Oh, Ernie...
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- It's Evan.
- Let's agree to disagree.
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- Max, Evan's right.
You need to do your part.
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But it's getting hot,
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so if you want to put on
a tank top, that's fine.
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- Wow, guys, your dragon
looks awesome.
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I'm impressed.
- You're impressed?
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What? You didn't think
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we could do something
so cool without you?
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- No, no, I'm just surprised
Max hasn't dragged you down.
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His nickname around our house
is "dead weight."
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- Don't listen to her, Sarah.
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She's jealous 'cause our group
works so well together.
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Ernie, refill!
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- So, how's your group
coming along?
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- It's going great.
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I mean, all those girls wanna
do is work, work, work.
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- You forgot all the clothes
you bought at the mall.
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- Thanks, Winnie.
[laughing]
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These are for research.
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Haven't you ever heard of
the Great Mall of China?
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- No.
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- Well, don't you feel silly.
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- Uh-oh, my cheeks are tingling.
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That means it's gonna rain--
or this glue contains shellfish!
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- I should have never said "Hi"
to you in the fourth grade.
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- Max, we have to leave, so
after the paper mache dries,
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can you put it in the garage?
- On it.
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- Maybe we should come back
and put it away ourselves.
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- Tyler, Max said he'll do it.
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Would someone with dimples you
could swim in let us down?
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- Guys, relax. I'm not an idiot.
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I'll bring our dragon
inside before it rains.
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- [thunder crashing,
wind gusting]
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- I should wake Max up
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and tell him that paper
dragon's out there.
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- [thunder crashing]
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- [sighing]
Wow, it's really rainin'.
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Wait, did I forget something?
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- Nope. Go back to bed.
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- MAX: [sniffling]
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- I'm a bad, bad bunny.
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[quietly laughing]
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- [thunder crashing]
- Mm-hm.
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- [yawning]
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- [footsteps pounding]
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- Hank, what are you doing?
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- The kids fixed
the floorboards.
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It's perfect.
I can't believe it.
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- This must have taken
them all night.
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Do I smell bacon?
- HANK: [sniffing]
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Apple hickory
with a hint of maple.
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Ten pieces.
[sniffing]
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No, nine. Someone's eating it!
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- Wow, kids, breakfast, too?
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When did you find time
to do all this?
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- Got up early
and just did it.
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- We work best in
the morning, you know,
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when you two are sleeping in.
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- Well, this is all very nice.
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Too bad I was in the mood
for pancakes.
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- BILLY: [zooming]
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- Please, it's gonna take a lot
more than a fixed floor
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and a hot breakfast to impress
us, am I right, Hank?
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- The syrup is warm.
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Warm!
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- Look, girls, Phoebe's
rocking her new shoes.
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Love them!
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- You know what else
you're gonna love?
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The project topics
I came up with last night.
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All stuff we can put
together by tomorrow.
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- Oh, Phoebe, we'll be fine.
We'll wing it.
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As long as we look good,
we'll get a "C".
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- A "C"?
You guys want a "C"?
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- Oh, my gosh, daddy would
be so happy if I got a "C".
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- Hey, listen, how about we'll
meet at my house after school.
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We'll work really hard
and nail this thing.
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Imagine how happy daddy would
be, if you got an "A".
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- Shoot, I can't tonight.
I have plans.
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- Yeah, me, too.
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I've gotta babysit
my little brother.
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- But you're an only child.
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- Busted!
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Sorry, I just really
don't wanna do it.
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- Listen, I can't do
this by myself.
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You guys are gonna have to put
in some of the work or,
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and I'm sorry
to have to say this,
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I can't be part of the group.
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- Okay.
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- Great. Let's get to work.
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- No, I mean, okay, you're
not part of the group.
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- [sighing]
Hey, Sarah, uh, crazy morning.
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It turns out my group
kinda doesn't like to focus,
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so we parted ways.
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- But if you don't have
a group, you'll fail.
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- Which is why I wanna get back
on the old "A"-plus train.
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Choo-choo!
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- Sorry, that train's full.
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Maybe you can catch the next one
to the Great Mall of China.
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- [laughing] But there
is no Great Mall of--
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oh, I see what you did there.
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- Hi, uh, just a quick heads up.
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I ran into a little snafu with
that whole group project thing,
244
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:02,931
so I think I'm just gonna
solo, you know, Team Phoebe!
245
00:11:03,032 --> 00:11:05,235
Party of one!
246
00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:08,172
Party of fun!
247
00:11:08,272 --> 00:11:11,042
- I'm sorry, but being in a
group is part of the assignment.
248
00:11:11,143 --> 00:11:13,646
You have to be able to work
with people or you fail.
249
00:11:13,746 --> 00:11:15,248
- But all the groups are full.
250
00:11:15,348 --> 00:11:19,154
- SARAH: You did what?
251
00:11:19,254 --> 00:11:24,093
- Holy hog wart,
our dragon is ruined!
252
00:11:24,193 --> 00:11:26,697
- How could you forget to
put it inside of the garage?
253
00:11:26,797 --> 00:11:29,034
- Well, I was going to, but...
254
00:11:29,134 --> 00:11:34,241
I was so tired from carrying
around these muscles all day--
255
00:11:34,341 --> 00:11:36,144
I fell asleep.
256
00:11:36,244 --> 00:11:43,253
- Oh, getting the proper amount
of sleep is so-o-o-o important.
257
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,856
- Don't look at his muscles!
258
00:11:44,956 --> 00:11:48,861
- He's right. Let them look
at you. [clicking tongue]
259
00:11:48,961 --> 00:11:53,433
- Okay, Sarah, I am
taking your glasses.
260
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,336
- Tyler! Now I can't
see anything.
261
00:11:55,436 --> 00:11:57,306
Except the truth!
262
00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:59,482
Max, you're out of the group!
263
00:11:59,582 --> 00:12:00,783
You can still date me,
264
00:12:00,883 --> 00:12:04,322
but we are never working
together again!
265
00:12:04,422 --> 00:12:06,225
- [loud thud]
266
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:09,329
- Phoebe, I think you have
the answer to your problem.
267
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,697
Max, come over here.
268
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:11,999
- Oh, great idea.
269
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,436
Give me Max's spot
in Sarah's group.
270
00:12:14,536 --> 00:12:15,838
- You're in a group
with Phoebe.
271
00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:20,845
Party of two!
Party of wahoo! Hoo! Hoo!
272
00:12:20,945 --> 00:12:23,148
- Try to get us at
least a "B", sis.
273
00:12:23,248 --> 00:12:26,152
I've gotta keep up
the old GPA. [laughing]
274
00:12:29,222 --> 00:12:31,559
- Honey, have you
seen my raincoat?
275
00:12:31,659 --> 00:12:33,695
- Uh, check the hall closet.
276
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,399
- I was afraid you'd say that.
277
00:12:36,499 --> 00:12:38,402
[gasping]
278
00:12:40,738 --> 00:12:42,440
Uh, Barb?
279
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,177
- What is it?
280
00:12:50,285 --> 00:12:52,588
When? How?
281
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:56,026
What is happening?
282
00:12:56,126 --> 00:12:57,968
- You always wanted
a new bathroom,
283
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:02,407
so me and Billy put in some
elbow grease and voilà!
284
00:13:02,508 --> 00:13:04,544
Toilet's self-flushing.
- [toilet flushing]
285
00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:07,014
- Enjoy!
286
00:13:07,682 --> 00:13:08,850
- This isn't fair.
287
00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:11,320
They're running the house
better than we can.
288
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:14,691
They even hung the chandelier
you never got to.
289
00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:18,063
- Yeah, I wasn't
gonna hang that.
290
00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:19,898
- We cannot let
them win this bet.
291
00:13:19,998 --> 00:13:21,868
Can you imagine what
our lives will be like
292
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,271
with them in charge.
293
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,841
- [toy car horn honking]
294
00:13:30,145 --> 00:13:32,215
- How do you guys
like your new clothes?
295
00:13:32,315 --> 00:13:34,819
- We hate them.
296
00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:37,122
We can't leave the house
dressed like this.
297
00:13:37,222 --> 00:13:39,392
- You're not going anywhere
until you finish your dinner.
298
00:13:39,492 --> 00:13:43,430
- But we've had candy
every night this week.
299
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,134
I've lost six teeth!
300
00:13:49,271 --> 00:13:51,609
- [gasping]
We can't let that happen.
301
00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:53,745
How will I chew steak?
302
00:13:53,845 --> 00:13:55,847
- We have to make sure
this house falls apart
303
00:13:55,948 --> 00:13:57,623
under their watch.
304
00:13:57,723 --> 00:14:00,026
- Way ahead of you.
305
00:14:00,126 --> 00:14:01,495
- [door handle clanking]
306
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:05,133
- Aw, look what broke.
307
00:14:09,739 --> 00:14:10,975
- It's getting late, partner.
308
00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:12,978
Shouldn't you be knee-deep
309
00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:15,247
in some sort of
glitter 'n glue extravaganza?
310
00:14:15,347 --> 00:14:17,985
- I'm not gonna do
our project by myself.
311
00:14:18,085 --> 00:14:20,288
- Really? Because we both
know I'm not helping,
312
00:14:20,388 --> 00:14:22,190
so why don't you uncork
that overachieving,
313
00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:26,629
annoying beast that lurks inside
ya and get crackin'.
314
00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:29,767
- No, I'm gonna sit here
and do nothing until you help.
315
00:14:29,867 --> 00:14:31,803
- Are you? This is
gonna be good.
316
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,340
[rapping table]
317
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,412
I'm gonna have a snack
'n watch you crack.
318
00:14:38,513 --> 00:14:40,381
[chomping apple]
319
00:14:40,481 --> 00:14:50,662
- ♪
320
00:14:50,762 --> 00:14:53,566
- Oh! Fine! You win!
321
00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:54,768
- Finally!
322
00:14:54,868 --> 00:14:56,337
I'm sick of eating apples.
323
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,280
- Do you wanna know
why I'm making
324
00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,882
Chinese food for our project?
325
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,918
- Because my plan worked?
326
00:15:02,018 --> 00:15:03,520
- Because that's what
superheroes do.
327
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,856
When they have a team, they pull
through for their team.
328
00:15:05,956 --> 00:15:07,692
Not that you would know
anything about that.
329
00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:10,529
- Really, superhero?
330
00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:12,532
If you hadn't been so anxious
to hang with Winnie,
331
00:15:12,632 --> 00:15:16,004
you'd still be in Sarah's group
and their dragon would be fine.
332
00:15:16,104 --> 00:15:18,040
- But you ruined their dragon.
333
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,343
- I was only in Sarah's group
because you ditched them.
334
00:15:20,443 --> 00:15:22,613
- Typical Max.
"Wasn't my fault."
335
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,450
- My motto since 2005.
336
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,720
- This act of yours
is getting really old.
337
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:31,157
You're not lazy, looking
for an easy "A", you're afraid.
338
00:15:31,258 --> 00:15:33,327
Isn't that why you became
a supervillain, 'cause you
339
00:15:33,428 --> 00:15:35,597
were afraid you couldn't be
a better superhero than me?
340
00:15:35,697 --> 00:15:37,133
Did you ever try?
341
00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,701
- I'm not even dignifying
that with a response--
342
00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:42,172
because I am lazy and because
you're holding a big knife.
343
00:15:42,273 --> 00:15:44,509
- Everything you do you are.
344
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:45,978
It's because you're
afraid of failure.
345
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,780
You think it's easier
not to try
346
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,583
than to try and end
up failing.
347
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,253
That should be your motto.
348
00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:54,056
[sighing]
349
00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:56,225
[powers zapping]
350
00:15:57,801 --> 00:15:59,703
- [water gurgling]
351
00:16:02,473 --> 00:16:03,875
- Ah!
352
00:16:03,975 --> 00:16:07,280
- Maybe you should focus more
on your food and less on me.
353
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:10,684
- They're supposed
to do that.
354
00:16:10,785 --> 00:16:11,853
- They think they're so great
355
00:16:11,953 --> 00:16:13,622
because they can hang
a chandelier.
356
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,126
Well, they're gonna
chandelier their pants
357
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,963
when this comes crashing down.
358
00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:21,133
- [electrical zapping]
359
00:16:22,835 --> 00:16:24,570
- [laughing] Okay!
360
00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:27,908
I just scorched the flower
garden they planted.
361
00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:30,078
Let's see them grow
that back overnight.
362
00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:32,148
- Whoa, good job, honey!
363
00:16:32,248 --> 00:16:33,516
- What are you doing?
364
00:16:33,616 --> 00:16:35,485
- I just took this bolt
out of the chandelier.
365
00:16:35,585 --> 00:16:38,522
When the kids go
to clean it, boom!
366
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,691
Brilliant, huh?
367
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,993
- No, crazy!
368
00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:42,728
I just scorched a few tulips.
369
00:16:42,828 --> 00:16:44,264
You're gonna maim our children.
370
00:16:44,364 --> 00:16:46,834
- It's a learning
opportunity, Barb.
371
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:49,004
- Hank...
372
00:16:49,104 --> 00:16:50,573
- Good morning.
373
00:16:50,673 --> 00:16:52,709
Final day of our bet.
374
00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:55,012
- What's with the ladder?
375
00:16:55,112 --> 00:16:58,156
- [sighing] All right.
I'll be honest with you.
376
00:16:58,256 --> 00:16:59,391
Your mom rigged the chandelier
377
00:16:59,491 --> 00:17:01,160
to make it fall
so you'd look bad.
378
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:07,001
- Wow, you are so grounded
when we win this bet.
379
00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:08,537
- You guys did win the bet.
380
00:17:08,637 --> 00:17:10,306
You've been running this house
better than we have
381
00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:12,275
and making it look easy.
382
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,178
- Seriously, you made
maple bacon.
383
00:17:14,278 --> 00:17:16,949
And I almost dropped a light
fixture on your head.
384
00:17:17,049 --> 00:17:19,552
I shouldn't be
the boss of anything.
385
00:17:19,653 --> 00:17:21,288
- Congratulations.
386
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:24,292
- Hear that, Billy?
We're in charge now.
387
00:17:24,392 --> 00:17:27,029
Hank, Barb, clear out
the master bedroom.
388
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,299
We're starting
a guinea pig farm.
389
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,504
- Mom, Dad, wait.
390
00:17:33,605 --> 00:17:35,107
- Billy, what are you doing?
391
00:17:35,207 --> 00:17:36,842
- Sorry, Nora,
but we don't deserve
392
00:17:36,942 --> 00:17:40,146
to be guinea pig farmers.
393
00:17:40,247 --> 00:17:42,316
The truth is we tried
to do the housework,
394
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,319
but you were right--
it was too hard.
395
00:17:44,419 --> 00:17:46,355
So we called some
of your old friends
396
00:17:46,455 --> 00:17:48,091
from Metroburg to help us.
397
00:17:48,191 --> 00:17:50,961
- Billy, no.
- Come on out, guys.
398
00:17:51,061 --> 00:17:53,499
- Maid of Honor?
399
00:17:53,599 --> 00:17:55,367
Handy Man.
400
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:58,712
Oh, the Green Thumb!
401
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:01,550
- Uh, stranger danger.
402
00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:04,554
- You guys were doing
all the work?
403
00:18:04,654 --> 00:18:05,922
- Yep.
404
00:18:06,022 --> 00:18:07,624
- Well, at least now we know
405
00:18:07,724 --> 00:18:09,994
it takes three superheroes
to take care of the house.
406
00:18:10,094 --> 00:18:12,364
- Four!
407
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:15,101
- Iron Skillet made
the trip, too?
408
00:18:15,201 --> 00:18:17,972
- Up! Up! And filet!
409
00:18:18,072 --> 00:18:21,610
- I miss you guys so much.
410
00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:23,480
You the most.
411
00:18:26,149 --> 00:18:27,351
- Way to go, Billy.
412
00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:29,454
- I'm sorry, but what
we did was wrong.
413
00:18:29,554 --> 00:18:31,356
I'm just glad
no one got hurt.
414
00:18:31,457 --> 00:18:33,159
- [chandelier creaking,
crashing]
415
00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:34,661
- HANDY MAN: Oh!
416
00:18:34,761 --> 00:18:37,699
- I'm just glad
we didn't get hurt.
417
00:18:37,799 --> 00:18:43,941
- ♪
418
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,376
- BILLY: [zooming]
419
00:18:45,476 --> 00:18:48,013
- Billy, you found one!
Oh, thank you so much.
420
00:18:48,113 --> 00:18:49,515
- Sorry I'm late.
421
00:18:49,615 --> 00:18:51,751
I got lost inside
the Great Mall of China.
422
00:18:51,851 --> 00:18:53,186
- It's real?
423
00:18:53,286 --> 00:18:55,156
- You're the one doing
the project on China.
424
00:18:55,256 --> 00:18:58,601
You should know these things.
[zooming]
425
00:19:04,408 --> 00:19:07,279
- This is the saddest
dragon ever.
426
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,414
- I wish we had a better one.
427
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,651
Oh, right, we did.
428
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,923
- Oh, great, you and Max
stole our idea.
429
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,091
Thanks a lot.
430
00:19:16,192 --> 00:19:17,727
- This is for you guys.
431
00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:20,530
- Like I said--thanks a lot.
[laughing]
432
00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:25,237
- Look, I should have been
in your group from the start.
433
00:19:25,337 --> 00:19:28,174
I messed up and let
you guys down.
434
00:19:28,274 --> 00:19:29,443
I'm sorry.
435
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,580
- It's okay.
Thanks for saying something.
436
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,684
To be honest, I miss you.
- PHOEBE: [laughing]
437
00:19:35,784 --> 00:19:39,523
- I wanna be the head!
- No, I want to!
438
00:19:39,624 --> 00:19:43,662
- I miss you so so much.
- PHOEBE: [laughing]
439
00:19:46,199 --> 00:19:47,868
- Sabrina's top
is made in China,
440
00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:51,272
as was Emma's shoes and my hair
tie and my purse and my phone.
441
00:19:51,373 --> 00:19:53,308
- Okay, that's enough.
442
00:19:53,408 --> 00:19:54,710
You girls get a "C".
443
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,346
- Yes, a "C"!
444
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,090
Daddy is getting me a new car!
445
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,758
- PHOEBE: [sighing]
446
00:20:00,859 --> 00:20:02,761
- Maybe next time try
to go the extra mile--
447
00:20:02,861 --> 00:20:04,998
like Sarah's group
and their dragon.
448
00:20:05,098 --> 00:20:08,303
- ALL: Choo-choo!
449
00:20:08,403 --> 00:20:10,806
- Next up, Phoebe and Max.
450
00:20:10,906 --> 00:20:13,142
- Um, actually,
Max isn't here yet.
451
00:20:13,242 --> 00:20:15,679
- Well, as they say in China...
452
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,581
tough noogies.
453
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:24,925
- Um, okay, so Max and I wanted
to celebrate China
454
00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:28,530
by making egg rolls.
- [egg rolls thudding]
455
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:31,400
- Uh, sorry, guys, they're...
they're still good.
456
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,504
Uh, in China,
the five second rule
457
00:20:34,605 --> 00:20:37,308
is a ten second rule
due to the time difference.
458
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:41,147
We're getting
an "F" aren't we?
459
00:20:41,248 --> 00:20:42,449
- [fireworks exploding]
460
00:20:42,549 --> 00:20:44,585
- Oh, my gosh, fireworks!
461
00:20:44,685 --> 00:20:47,556
- [fireworks continue]
462
00:20:53,064 --> 00:20:54,799
- Behold!
463
00:20:54,899 --> 00:20:57,269
One of China's oldest
traditions.
464
00:20:57,370 --> 00:20:58,878
Fireworks are used
in celebration,
465
00:20:58,978 --> 00:21:01,115
but were originally
used to scare off spirits
466
00:21:01,215 --> 00:21:04,419
and sisters who think they're
better than their brothers.
467
00:21:04,519 --> 00:21:07,824
- Max, you set off fireworks
on school grounds?
468
00:21:07,924 --> 00:21:10,494
- Phoebe and I did.
As a group.
469
00:21:10,594 --> 00:21:11,695
- Actually, Mrs. Austin--
470
00:21:11,795 --> 00:21:14,900
- I love it!
- That is exactly what we did.
471
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,304
Max and I are in the same group
and this is our project.
472
00:21:18,404 --> 00:21:19,873
♪ Ta-da! ♪
473
00:21:19,973 --> 00:21:22,444
- Well, what do the Chinese
characters say?
474
00:21:22,544 --> 00:21:24,680
- Uh...
- Don't be modest, Phoebe.
475
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:26,950
It was Phoebe's idea to have
the fireworks spell out--
476
00:21:27,032 --> 00:21:30,665
"it's better to try and fail
than not try at all."
477
00:21:30,765 --> 00:21:34,165
- Yes! Yes!
The Thundermans get an "A"!
478
00:21:34,265 --> 00:21:36,865
- ALL: [applauding]
479
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:41,698
- Nice job.
- Thanks.
480
00:21:41,798 --> 00:21:43,265
I was up all night
twisting fuses
481
00:21:43,365 --> 00:21:45,232
and packing bootleg gunpowder.
482
00:21:45,332 --> 00:21:47,565
- Well, it was worth it.
Thank you.
483
00:21:47,665 --> 00:21:49,965
Now you can tell me what those
characters really spell out.
484
00:21:50,065 --> 00:21:52,265
- Oh, "Phoebe smells
like a wet donkey."
485
00:21:52,365 --> 00:21:54,065
- Clever.
486
00:21:54,165 --> 00:21:55,898
Egg roll?
487
00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:57,872
- Sure!
488
00:22:02,438 --> 00:22:18,538
- ♪
489
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:23,138
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