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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,813 --> 00:00:05,780 - Hey, look at you on your first day of work. 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:09,380 You even look adorable covered in Splat spew. 3 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,613 - Yeah, I'm all dirty from cleaning the tubes. 4 00:00:11,713 --> 00:00:14,213 Jay Jay doesn't know how I do it. 5 00:00:14,313 --> 00:00:18,546 [arm squeaking] 6 00:00:18,646 --> 00:00:22,246 - Wow, now I know who to call when I accidentally 7 00:00:22,346 --> 00:00:24,580 flush an earring down the toilet. 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,580 - Yep, you call me, I'll call a plumber. 9 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:31,246 - Well, anyway, good luck with your first day of work 10 00:00:31,346 --> 00:00:33,013 and stay on your toes-- 11 00:00:33,113 --> 00:00:34,813 all 11 of them. - Shhh. Quiet. 12 00:00:34,913 --> 00:00:37,546 You're the only person who knows about my bonus toe. 13 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:40,980 Well, you and that dude at the sandal store. 14 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,013 - Hey, I think your bonus toe is cute. 15 00:00:43,113 --> 00:00:44,980 - Well, I don't. It's my secret shame. 16 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:48,846 My hairy, pointed- the-wrong-way shame. 17 00:00:48,946 --> 00:00:50,746 - Link, you can trust me, okay? 18 00:00:50,846 --> 00:00:52,380 We're in the secret-sharing phase now that 19 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,446 we're officially "Phoebink." - Unh. 20 00:00:55,546 --> 00:00:57,513 - "Linkebe." - Uh... 21 00:00:57,613 --> 00:00:59,386 - Okay, our names don't go together, 22 00:00:59,486 --> 00:01:02,486 but we do. - BOTH: [laughing] 23 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:05,020 - Guys, I found us a new drummer. 24 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,086 This is Wolfgang. 25 00:01:07,186 --> 00:01:08,953 - That's a weird name. 26 00:01:09,053 --> 00:01:10,820 What's up? I'm Oyster. 27 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,386 - And I'm Gideon. 28 00:01:12,486 --> 00:01:14,553 I'm kinda the heart throb of this band. 29 00:01:18,653 --> 00:01:21,986 - Wolfgang is exactly what we've been looking for. 30 00:01:22,086 --> 00:01:24,120 There's just one tiny catch. 31 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:27,120 - [speaking German] Wolfgang! 32 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,386 - He's a foreign exchange student 33 00:01:28,486 --> 00:01:30,520 who only speaks German. 34 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:33,820 Oh, by the way, Gideon, he lives with your family now. 35 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,453 - Fine, but I'm not sharing my water bed. 36 00:01:39,553 --> 00:01:42,886 - How about we celebrate with a rock feast? 37 00:01:42,986 --> 00:01:44,720 - [button beeping] 38 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:48,953 - One taco? 39 00:01:49,053 --> 00:01:51,753 - It's all we can afford, bro. 40 00:01:51,853 --> 00:01:54,786 - ALL: [clamoring] 41 00:01:54,886 --> 00:01:56,186 - Hi, guys! 42 00:01:56,286 --> 00:01:57,486 You're a band, right? 43 00:01:57,586 --> 00:01:59,393 - Yeah--unless you're lookin' for a stolen cowbell. 44 00:01:59,493 --> 00:02:04,426 Then, no. - [tapping cowbell] 45 00:02:04,526 --> 00:02:06,126 - I'm holding auditions to hire a band 46 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:07,993 to play here every Saturday. 47 00:02:08,093 --> 00:02:09,493 - Cool! - Awesome! 48 00:02:09,593 --> 00:02:12,426 - Wolfgang! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 49 00:02:12,526 --> 00:02:14,660 A band of our caliber comes at a price. 50 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:17,293 - The pay is free food. - That's the price. 51 00:02:17,393 --> 00:02:21,393 - Wait, how can we be the Splatburger band, 52 00:02:21,493 --> 00:02:23,126 if we don't have a single good song? 53 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,526 - What about the new song I wrote? 54 00:02:24,626 --> 00:02:28,293 Everyone will love it. Watch. 55 00:02:28,393 --> 00:02:30,426 ♪ Words words words words are for nerds ♪ 56 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:33,926 ♪ Nerds nerds nerds are using the words ♪ 57 00:02:34,026 --> 00:02:35,960 ♪ So we won't use words ♪ 58 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:37,793 - [electric guitar high notes] 59 00:02:37,893 --> 00:02:39,560 - [buttons beeping] 60 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,593 - ♪ Words words words words are for nerds ♪ 61 00:02:41,693 --> 00:02:43,560 - Uh-oh, they're ordering tomatoes. 62 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:45,560 We should stop them. - Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! 63 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:48,193 - You really shouldn't try so hard on your first day. 64 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:52,193 - ♪ Words are for nerds ♪ - [tomatoes splatting] 65 00:02:52,293 --> 00:02:56,493 - [one note playing] 66 00:02:59,033 --> 00:03:00,866 - ♪ 67 00:03:00,966 --> 00:03:02,133 ♪ What you see ♪ 68 00:03:02,233 --> 00:03:03,566 ♪ Is not what you get ♪ 69 00:03:03,666 --> 00:03:06,933 ♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪ 70 00:03:07,033 --> 00:03:08,466 ♪ We fit right in ♪ 71 00:03:08,566 --> 00:03:10,133 ♪ Bet you never guessed ♪ 72 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,466 ♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪ 73 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,266 ♪ Just like all the rest ♪ 74 00:03:13,366 --> 00:03:15,000 ♪ A picture perfect family ♪ 75 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:17,133 ♪ Is what we try to be ♪ 76 00:03:17,233 --> 00:03:18,300 ♪ Look closer, you might see ♪ 77 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,133 ♪ The crazy things we do ♪ 78 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:21,833 ♪ This isn't make believe ♪ 79 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:23,366 ♪ It's our reality ♪ 80 00:03:23,466 --> 00:03:24,833 ♪ Just your average family ♪ 81 00:03:24,933 --> 00:03:28,066 ♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪ 82 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,733 ♪ Livin' a double life ♪ 83 00:03:34,819 --> 00:03:37,041 - Our band needs a new hit song and I've got nothing. 84 00:03:37,595 --> 00:03:40,562 Colosso, what rhymes with snot rocket? 85 00:03:40,662 --> 00:03:45,395 - You stink at writing songs--ocket. 86 00:03:45,495 --> 00:03:48,295 - Whatever--like you know anything about making music. 87 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,762 - For your information, 88 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:51,829 I once dropped my own rap album. 89 00:03:51,929 --> 00:03:53,329 - ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ 90 00:03:53,429 --> 00:03:57,229 - ♪ I hipped and I hopped I could go non-stop ♪ 91 00:03:57,329 --> 00:04:00,269 ♪ Because I am a bunny and carrots are my-- ♪ 92 00:04:00,369 --> 00:04:02,335 - Enough! 93 00:04:02,435 --> 00:04:04,235 That sounds awful. 94 00:04:04,335 --> 00:04:06,402 - Yeah, well, I didn't say I wrote good music. 95 00:04:09,069 --> 00:04:10,569 To do that you need to have a heart 96 00:04:10,669 --> 00:04:12,635 and supervillains like us don't have one. 97 00:04:12,735 --> 00:04:16,169 - Hey, I have a heart, okay? It's just... 98 00:04:16,269 --> 00:04:20,002 filled with spiders and black licorice. 99 00:04:20,102 --> 00:04:23,835 Maybe I don't have what it takes to write a good song. 100 00:04:23,935 --> 00:04:27,102 - Link is seriously the best boyfriend ever. 101 00:04:27,202 --> 00:04:29,502 - I know. I feel like every time I turn around, 102 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,602 he's giving you another gift. 103 00:04:31,702 --> 00:04:33,802 - [arm squeaking] 104 00:04:36,768 --> 00:04:38,235 - [gasping] 105 00:04:38,335 --> 00:04:40,669 - [arm squeaking] 106 00:04:40,769 --> 00:04:42,202 - [door closes] 107 00:04:42,302 --> 00:04:46,202 - See? You're dating a gift ninja. 108 00:04:46,302 --> 00:04:48,369 - Yeah, I'm running out of space in my diary 109 00:04:48,469 --> 00:04:50,069 to write about him. 110 00:04:50,169 --> 00:04:52,169 Seven hundred pages of passion and poetry 111 00:04:52,269 --> 00:04:54,669 straight from the heart. 112 00:04:54,769 --> 00:04:55,969 - The tree that died to make that diary 113 00:04:56,069 --> 00:04:59,042 dies a little more every time you write in it. 114 00:05:00,609 --> 00:05:03,909 - Max, if you want a hit song with meaning and passion, 115 00:05:04,009 --> 00:05:05,542 you need to get that diary. 116 00:05:05,642 --> 00:05:06,875 - Well, I can never find her diary. 117 00:05:06,975 --> 00:05:10,242 She hides it ever since Billy did a book report on it. 118 00:05:10,342 --> 00:05:12,009 - Well, then, you've gotta sneak into her room 119 00:05:12,109 --> 00:05:13,575 and see where she puts it. 120 00:05:13,675 --> 00:05:14,709 - How would I do that? 121 00:05:14,809 --> 00:05:18,509 Hide inside of a giant teddy bear? 122 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:23,875 - ♪ 123 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:27,942 - Aw, the gift ninja struck again. 124 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:29,542 [sighing] 125 00:05:29,642 --> 00:05:31,509 I wonder what my sweetie wrote this time? 126 00:05:31,609 --> 00:05:35,042 "Here's this. From Link." 127 00:05:35,142 --> 00:05:37,209 Well, they can't all be winners. 128 00:05:37,309 --> 00:05:39,309 [kisses bear] 129 00:05:48,475 --> 00:05:52,809 - Dr. Colosso, you pooped in our shoes for the last time. 130 00:05:52,909 --> 00:05:55,175 - You can't prove it was me. 131 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:58,282 - We found your tiny toilet paper. 132 00:05:58,382 --> 00:06:02,082 - And your tiny magazines. 133 00:06:02,182 --> 00:06:05,449 Maybe a ride on the twirl and hurl will teach you. 134 00:06:05,549 --> 00:06:07,115 Super-spin him, Billy. 135 00:06:07,215 --> 00:06:09,882 - [zooming] - COLOSSO: Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh! 136 00:06:09,982 --> 00:06:13,249 Oh! Oh! Oh! Stop spinnin' me! I'm gonna puke! 137 00:06:13,349 --> 00:06:14,915 - What's going on here? 138 00:06:15,015 --> 00:06:17,515 - We were just getting Dr. Colosso back 139 00:06:17,615 --> 00:06:19,215 for pooping in our shoes. 140 00:06:19,315 --> 00:06:22,449 - What makes you think acting like that is okay? 141 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:26,982 - Colosso! You pooped in my shoes! 142 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:29,482 I'm canceling your tiny magazine subscription-- 143 00:06:29,582 --> 00:06:32,549 after I cancel you. - Hank! 144 00:06:32,649 --> 00:06:34,549 I think the kids have been picking up 145 00:06:34,649 --> 00:06:36,482 some ugly behavior from you. 146 00:06:36,582 --> 00:06:39,815 - Uh! Uh-oh, here comes lunch! 147 00:06:39,915 --> 00:06:41,949 - [vomit splattering] - BARB: [screaming] 148 00:06:42,049 --> 00:06:44,415 - You puked on my new shoes! 149 00:06:44,515 --> 00:06:46,949 Oh, eat lightning, barf bunny! 150 00:06:47,049 --> 00:06:49,482 [powers zapping] - COLOSSO: [yelping] 151 00:06:51,849 --> 00:06:53,849 - Correction. 152 00:06:53,949 --> 00:06:58,055 They've been picking up ugly behavior from us. 153 00:06:58,155 --> 00:07:06,022 - ♪ 154 00:07:12,755 --> 00:07:15,189 - [door opens, closes] 155 00:07:18,622 --> 00:07:20,122 - Okay, Dr. Colosso, 156 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:22,355 we've been at each other's throats lately 157 00:07:22,455 --> 00:07:23,989 and that's about to end. 158 00:07:24,089 --> 00:07:26,822 - Mom's gonna light him up. 159 00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:30,089 - You are about to get a taste of what you deserve. 160 00:07:30,189 --> 00:07:32,289 - Here it comes. 161 00:07:32,389 --> 00:07:35,422 - Carrot cake! 162 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:36,755 - BILLY, NORA, COLOSSO: What?! 163 00:07:36,855 --> 00:07:38,689 - We wanted to apologize 164 00:07:38,789 --> 00:07:40,355 for raising our voices at you earlier. 165 00:07:40,455 --> 00:07:42,089 - Oh, thanks, guys. 166 00:07:42,189 --> 00:07:45,922 I look forward to pooping this into your shoes. 167 00:07:46,022 --> 00:07:51,722 - Ho, ho, ho, Colosso. You are a scamp! 168 00:07:51,822 --> 00:07:53,755 - What's going on here? 169 00:07:53,855 --> 00:07:56,055 - Oh, I get it. 170 00:07:56,155 --> 00:07:58,895 [zooming] 171 00:07:58,995 --> 00:08:02,729 It's backwards day. 172 00:08:02,829 --> 00:08:05,929 - Can somebody tell me what's going on here? 173 00:08:06,029 --> 00:08:07,695 Billy's clothes are on backwards 174 00:08:07,795 --> 00:08:10,329 and he's making more sense than you two. 175 00:08:10,429 --> 00:08:12,262 - Your father and I need to set a better example. 176 00:08:12,362 --> 00:08:15,095 So, from now on, we're gonna be nice to Dr. Colosso, 177 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,062 even if he's not being nice to us. 178 00:08:17,162 --> 00:08:18,829 - Yes, because we are superheroes 179 00:08:18,929 --> 00:08:21,895 and we must never stoop to a supervillain's level. 180 00:08:21,995 --> 00:08:23,295 - COLOSSO: Saved ya a slice, Hank! 181 00:08:23,395 --> 00:08:26,795 - [cake splatting] 182 00:08:26,895 --> 00:08:29,529 - Thanks, my furry friend. 183 00:08:29,629 --> 00:08:31,895 See? No stooping. 184 00:08:31,995 --> 00:08:34,329 - [cake splatting] 185 00:08:37,162 --> 00:08:38,695 - [laughing] 186 00:08:38,795 --> 00:08:41,762 - JAY JAY: That was great. Thank you. 187 00:08:42,995 --> 00:08:45,862 - Hey, Max, your new lyrics are incredible. 188 00:08:45,962 --> 00:08:49,729 - [speaking German] 189 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:52,729 - You're a real softy, aren't you? 190 00:08:52,829 --> 00:08:56,262 - Yeah, I'm just a big old teddy bear. 191 00:08:56,362 --> 00:08:57,769 - Okay, you guys are up. 192 00:08:57,869 --> 00:08:59,969 - Let's go. 193 00:09:03,702 --> 00:09:05,469 All right, this song means a lot to me 194 00:09:05,569 --> 00:09:09,835 as an artist, songwriter and someone who likes free food. 195 00:09:09,935 --> 00:09:12,335 Hit it, boys! 196 00:09:12,435 --> 00:09:18,669 - ♪ 197 00:09:18,769 --> 00:09:20,302 ♪ You got a little secret ♪ 198 00:09:20,402 --> 00:09:21,835 ♪ Something I never knew ♪ 199 00:09:21,935 --> 00:09:23,269 ♪ But what's so special ♪ 200 00:09:23,369 --> 00:09:24,835 ♪ Is the trust between me and you ♪ 201 00:09:24,935 --> 00:09:26,902 ♪ I care about you deeply ♪ 202 00:09:27,002 --> 00:09:28,869 ♪ I want you to know ♪ 203 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:31,769 ♪ I'll never speak a word about your bonus toe ♪ 204 00:09:31,869 --> 00:09:33,402 - ♪ Your bonus toe ♪ 205 00:09:33,502 --> 00:09:35,902 - ♪ It's no biggie ♪ - ♪ Your bonus toe ♪ 206 00:09:36,002 --> 00:09:38,935 - ♪ So get jiggy ♪ - ♪ Your bonus toe ♪ 207 00:09:39,035 --> 00:09:41,269 - ♪ With your extra piggy ♪ 208 00:09:41,369 --> 00:09:44,935 ♪ I'll never speak a word about your bonus toe ♪ 209 00:09:45,035 --> 00:09:47,802 - That's enough! That's enough! 210 00:09:47,902 --> 00:09:49,935 Wow! [laughing] 211 00:09:50,035 --> 00:09:52,702 Just give us a sec, okay? 212 00:09:52,802 --> 00:09:54,669 - Max, I need to talk to you. 213 00:09:54,769 --> 00:09:56,502 - Sorry, Link, no autographs for dudes. 214 00:09:56,602 --> 00:09:57,835 - N-N-N-No. 215 00:09:57,935 --> 00:10:00,675 Did you find out about my extra toe from Phoebe? 216 00:10:00,775 --> 00:10:04,175 - Oh, um, technically, yes. 217 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:07,875 Is it weird that I'm dying to see it? 218 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,542 - I can't believe she told you my secret. 219 00:10:10,642 --> 00:10:12,542 - You'd better get some more songs ready. 220 00:10:12,642 --> 00:10:15,509 You boys are the house band at Splatburger! 221 00:10:15,609 --> 00:10:19,109 - CROWD: [applauding] - BAND: [hooting] 222 00:10:19,209 --> 00:10:21,842 - Hey, Link. What time you gettin' off work? 223 00:10:21,942 --> 00:10:25,075 I actually flushed an earring down the toilet. 224 00:10:25,175 --> 00:10:28,775 - Was that before or after you flushed my trust? 225 00:10:30,442 --> 00:10:33,809 - What are you talking about? - You know what you did. 226 00:10:33,909 --> 00:10:35,775 I don't think we should see each other any more. 227 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,509 - Wait, Link, you can't just leave. 228 00:10:38,609 --> 00:10:42,075 - Right, my shift's not over yet. 229 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:49,537 - ♪ Your bonus toe ♪ 230 00:10:50,577 --> 00:10:52,810 - Good rehearsal, guys. 231 00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:55,910 - Wolfgang! 232 00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:58,917 - Wolfgang's right. It wasn't good. 233 00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:00,383 We just played our one song over and over. 234 00:11:00,483 --> 00:11:02,950 - Yeah, bro, if we wanna keep our gig, and get free food, 235 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:05,483 we need more good songs like "Bonus Toe." 236 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:09,217 - Hey, relax. Maxie's gonna write us a hit. 237 00:11:09,317 --> 00:11:10,217 You guys go home. 238 00:11:10,317 --> 00:11:15,117 I just need to find my inspiration. 239 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:19,817 And by that I mean take a peek in Phoebe's diary. 240 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,017 - Congrats, Max. 241 00:11:21,117 --> 00:11:23,083 Not only did you crush that audition, 242 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,850 but you also crushed your sister's heart. 243 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:27,583 [laughing] 244 00:11:27,683 --> 00:11:30,117 - Come on, Phoebe'll be fine. 245 00:11:30,217 --> 00:11:32,850 Link will get over it and they'll get back together. 246 00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:34,617 Now if you'll excuse me, 247 00:11:34,717 --> 00:11:36,617 I have a giant teddy bear to crawl into. 248 00:11:36,717 --> 00:11:43,817 - ♪ 249 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:46,683 - That Link is such a jerk for breaking up with you. 250 00:11:46,783 --> 00:11:49,283 Hey, I know what'll make you feel better. 251 00:11:52,683 --> 00:11:54,417 Boys are stupid! 252 00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:55,783 Boys are disgusting! 253 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,483 Boys are-- 254 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,257 Wait, this bear's a boy, right? 255 00:12:00,357 --> 00:12:05,457 - Well, it won't tell me what I did wrong--so probably. 256 00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:07,523 [sighing] 257 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:11,190 [grunt of effort] - [heavy thud] 258 00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:12,857 - What's the use? 259 00:12:12,957 --> 00:12:14,190 Drop-kicking this bear isn't gonna help me 260 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:15,823 find out why Link broke up with me. 261 00:12:15,923 --> 00:12:18,157 But maybe this note I wrote him will. 262 00:12:18,257 --> 00:12:20,323 I really poured my heart into it. 263 00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:27,490 - This is the most beautiful, romantic thing I have ever read. 264 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,790 - Can you just take it to Link for me, please? 265 00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:31,623 - Of course. 266 00:12:31,723 --> 00:12:35,057 - [exhales] [grunt of effort] 267 00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,957 - [door opens, closes] 268 00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:54,757 - [heavy thudding] - MAX: [yelping] 269 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,697 - Cherry, wait, don't go! 270 00:12:57,797 --> 00:12:59,497 - What's up? 271 00:12:59,597 --> 00:13:01,563 - I really need to talk to you. 272 00:13:01,663 --> 00:13:03,130 - Aw, Max. 273 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:05,463 I'm flattered, but you're my best friend's brother 274 00:13:05,563 --> 00:13:08,963 and I just don't think-- - I'm not asking you out. 275 00:13:09,063 --> 00:13:11,163 I wanna deliver that note to Link myself 276 00:13:11,263 --> 00:13:13,830 and talk to him, guy-to-guy, to fix this. 277 00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:16,197 - That is so sweet of you to help Phoebe like that. 278 00:13:16,297 --> 00:13:18,197 - Okay, don't tell Phoebe I took the note. 279 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,897 I don't want her to think I care about her. 280 00:13:20,997 --> 00:13:22,663 - You secretly have a heart. 281 00:13:22,763 --> 00:13:24,830 Are you sure you don't wanna ask me out? 282 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:27,863 Yeah, because I'd say-- - [door slamming] 283 00:13:31,597 --> 00:13:35,330 - Hello, new hit song. 284 00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:38,363 - You talkin' to me? 285 00:13:38,463 --> 00:13:40,730 Well, I'm the only holiday creature here, 286 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:44,163 so you must be talkin' to me. 287 00:13:44,263 --> 00:13:47,097 - You chewed holes into all our clothes? 288 00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:48,530 - I'm not answering that question 289 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:51,797 until I put on my lawyer costume. 290 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,797 - I can't wear these shorts. 291 00:13:53,897 --> 00:13:55,963 Everyone will know that I'm going through 292 00:13:56,063 --> 00:13:57,863 a "no underwear" phase. 293 00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:00,570 - Hey, so, how are you two planning to get me back? 294 00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:02,170 Am I gonna need a barf bag? 295 00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:04,837 - Yeah, 'cause here comes the twirl and hurl! 296 00:14:04,937 --> 00:14:06,070 - No, Billy! 297 00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:09,203 Remember, we don't do that anymore. 298 00:14:09,303 --> 00:14:10,203 - What gives? 299 00:14:10,303 --> 00:14:11,937 First your parents are all sunshine to me 300 00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:14,203 and now you two won't punish me? 301 00:14:14,303 --> 00:14:17,937 Oh, no, am I not annoying anymore? 302 00:14:18,037 --> 00:14:20,003 - Mom and dad taught us that a superhero 303 00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:22,137 should never stoop to a supervillain's level. 304 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,437 - So, we're going to be nice to you, too-- 305 00:14:24,537 --> 00:14:25,837 no matter what. 306 00:14:25,937 --> 00:14:27,503 - Is that so? 307 00:14:27,603 --> 00:14:29,003 - Come on, Billy. 308 00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:31,037 Mom said she'd take us clothes shopping at the mall. 309 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,203 Yes, you need to wear underwear. 310 00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:38,537 - COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert! 311 00:14:38,637 --> 00:14:41,837 Oyster, Gideon, and strange German kid approaching. 312 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,370 - Hey, guys, get the new song lyrics I sent ya? 313 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:56,370 What's happening? 314 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:57,910 Are you guys okay? 315 00:14:58,010 --> 00:14:59,810 - The real question is-- 316 00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:02,377 are you okay? 317 00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:05,810 - We read your song. We know you're in pain. 318 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:08,377 - Strudel? 319 00:15:08,477 --> 00:15:12,110 - Save your strudel. It's just a song, guys. 320 00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:15,010 - "My heart skipped a beat when I saw you before. 321 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:17,810 But now I'm not sure my heart even works anymore." 322 00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:21,010 That's not a song, bro, it's a cry for help. 323 00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:23,577 - Don't you think I was just being a normal, 324 00:15:23,677 --> 00:15:29,177 over-dramatic teenaged girl-- er, boy--because I'm a boy. 325 00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:31,843 - Only true pain could write words like that. 326 00:15:31,943 --> 00:15:35,010 I know. I was once burned pretty bad by a girl. 327 00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,610 Like actually burned. 328 00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:39,343 With a curling iron. 329 00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:41,177 - We've all been there. 330 00:15:41,277 --> 00:15:43,310 But Max has it worse. - I do? 331 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,510 - Yeah, that whole part in the song about 332 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:47,243 not knowing what you did wrong. 333 00:15:47,343 --> 00:15:49,410 - [sobbing] I don't even know what I did wrong. 334 00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:51,143 - I wanna help you, sweetie, 335 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,043 but there's only one person who can tell you that. 336 00:15:54,143 --> 00:15:58,083 - [sobbing] - I know. 337 00:15:58,183 --> 00:16:03,483 - [groaning] I'll be right back. 338 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,483 - He's not gonna eat it. 339 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,383 Group strudel! 340 00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:08,817 - Link and I had the kind of relationship 341 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:11,383 where we could share anything with each other. 342 00:16:11,483 --> 00:16:12,717 - I know you did, honey. 343 00:16:12,817 --> 00:16:15,150 - Now he won't even respond to my note. 344 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,083 - Oh, that's because boys are stupid. 345 00:16:18,183 --> 00:16:20,383 - [mouth full of ice cream] I know! 346 00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:24,617 - Phoebe, I need to talk to you about Link. 347 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,483 - Don't say his name! 348 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,817 I'll be in the fridge. - [whipping cream spraying] 349 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:31,350 - Max...Max, just leave her alone. 350 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,050 She doesn't wanna think about you know who. 351 00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:36,350 Oh, I hope she doesn't find the-- 352 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:38,850 - Sausage links?! 353 00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:41,850 [sobbing] 354 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:44,783 [screaming, sobbing] 355 00:16:44,883 --> 00:16:49,717 - ♪ 356 00:16:49,817 --> 00:16:52,350 - Welcome home, family. 357 00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:54,550 - Dad, what's happening? 358 00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:57,017 - I don't know. 359 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,523 - Come on, you've all been so kind to me lately. 360 00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:01,557 I wanted to make you dinner. 361 00:17:01,657 --> 00:17:05,057 - Wow, Mom, Colosso's learning from your example, too. 362 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,090 - Yeah, I didn't expect this. 363 00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:10,090 But maybe our efforts inspired change. 364 00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:13,390 Nope, old leaves and grass. 365 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,957 We're not eating this. 366 00:17:15,057 --> 00:17:16,723 - Really? What kind of lesson 367 00:17:16,823 --> 00:17:19,290 are you teaching your children, if you won't even try it? 368 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:23,957 - BARB: [sighing] 369 00:17:24,057 --> 00:17:28,490 Mmmm, that's some good grass. 370 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,557 - I can't believe we've been raking this up 371 00:17:30,657 --> 00:17:33,923 and just throwing it away. 372 00:17:34,023 --> 00:17:35,423 - Come on, kids, eat up. 373 00:17:35,523 --> 00:17:42,357 You don't want your parents to think you're being mean to me. 374 00:17:42,457 --> 00:17:47,457 - Mmm, tastes like that time I tripped in soccer. 375 00:17:47,557 --> 00:17:50,590 - This is delicious! Where'd you get it? 376 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:51,823 - The Hiddenville Dog Park! 377 00:17:51,923 --> 00:17:54,523 - HANK, BARB, NORA: [sputtering] 378 00:17:54,623 --> 00:17:57,223 - I don't care what lesson I'm teaching my kids, 379 00:17:57,323 --> 00:17:59,797 I am done being nice to you! - Let me laser him, Dad! 380 00:17:59,897 --> 00:18:01,963 - I'm fryin' this bunny! - COLOSSO: [laughing] 381 00:18:02,063 --> 00:18:04,363 Finally, you all hate me again! 382 00:18:04,463 --> 00:18:06,663 - Wait, you want us to get mad at you? 383 00:18:06,763 --> 00:18:08,430 - Yes, I'm a supervillain. 384 00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:11,897 If I'm not annoying superheroes, I have nothing to live for. 385 00:18:11,997 --> 00:18:15,197 - So, in a weird way, what I'm about to do 386 00:18:15,297 --> 00:18:18,530 is how you prefer to be treated. 387 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,863 - Your move, doody-mouth. 388 00:18:23,663 --> 00:18:25,563 [laughing] 389 00:18:25,663 --> 00:18:29,263 Whoa-a-a-a-a-a! - [heavy thud] 390 00:18:29,363 --> 00:18:31,863 - COLOSSO: Hello! That's what I'm talkin' about! 391 00:18:31,963 --> 00:18:34,497 - Billy, stop eating the dog grass. 392 00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:36,997 - [snarling like dog] 393 00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:41,097 - Hey, make sure you open with "Bonus Toe." 394 00:18:41,197 --> 00:18:44,997 That song inspired my new line of appe-toe-sers. 395 00:18:45,097 --> 00:18:49,497 - Fried toe-tellini. Maca-toe-ni and cheese? 396 00:18:49,597 --> 00:18:50,830 - JAY JAY: [laughing] 397 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,830 - Boy, you really went all out. 398 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,697 - Dude, what about our pay? - Ah. 399 00:18:54,797 --> 00:18:56,297 [clearing throat] 400 00:18:56,397 --> 00:19:00,770 - Sweaches! Our own private tube. 401 00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:03,103 - Wolfgang tubin'! 402 00:19:03,203 --> 00:19:06,503 - Sorry, no eats till you drop the beats. 403 00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:12,070 - Phoebe, you came. 404 00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:13,770 - Yeah, Link texted me and said he was sorry 405 00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:15,803 for being a super stretchy jerkface 406 00:19:15,903 --> 00:19:18,070 who smells like coleslaw. 407 00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:19,970 - I never sent you a text. 408 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:21,470 - You didn't? 409 00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:23,703 - Okay, so I might have hacked Link's phone and texted you. 410 00:19:23,803 --> 00:19:25,637 But he does smell like coleslaw. 411 00:19:25,737 --> 00:19:27,237 - Why would you do that? 412 00:19:27,337 --> 00:19:29,237 - Because I needed to get you here 413 00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,403 so I could talk to you and Link. 414 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,903 Here's the deal, right? 415 00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:34,903 - I don't wanna hear anything you have to say, Max. 416 00:19:35,003 --> 00:19:36,837 - Me, neither. I'm going home. 417 00:19:36,937 --> 00:19:40,003 - Come on, Max, we've gotta play now. 418 00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:42,103 - Phoebe, don't go! 419 00:19:42,203 --> 00:19:45,103 ♪ There's something you gotta know ♪ 420 00:19:45,203 --> 00:19:46,970 - What are you doing, dude? 421 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:48,970 We're supposed to play "Bonus Toe." 422 00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:51,003 - All right, new plan. Watch me for the changes. 423 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:52,803 Try to keep up. 424 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:56,703 ♪ This is a song about Phoebe ♪ 425 00:19:56,803 --> 00:19:59,977 ♪ So Link put down that drinky ♪ 426 00:20:00,077 --> 00:20:03,110 ♪ Phoebe didn't tell me about your extra piggy ♪ 427 00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:07,677 ♪ I needed a song to get my band this giggy ♪ 428 00:20:07,777 --> 00:20:10,810 ♪ So I stole a page from her diary ♪ 429 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:14,110 ♪ And I passed it off as a song ♪ 430 00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:16,977 ♪ Diary ♪ 431 00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:20,810 ♪ Phoebe wasn't the one who broke your trust ♪ 432 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:28,277 ♪ It was her awesome brother--Maximus! ♪ 433 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:39,610 See you next week. 434 00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,710 - I'm so sorry, Phoebe. I... 435 00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:43,243 When I thought that you told Max my secret, 436 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:46,477 I was so hurt, I... I couldn't even talk to you. 437 00:20:46,577 --> 00:20:48,610 - Link, I would never do that. 438 00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,543 You mean so much to me. 439 00:20:50,643 --> 00:20:55,143 Didn't you read my note? - What note? 440 00:20:55,243 --> 00:20:59,450 - [tiny voice] This note. 441 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,850 - All right, new rule. 442 00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:03,017 Whenever something doesn't seem right between us, 443 00:21:03,117 --> 00:21:04,883 we assume Max has done something terrible. 444 00:21:04,983 --> 00:21:07,350 - [laughing] Deal. 445 00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:09,850 - BOTH: [laughing] 446 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:11,450 - JAY JAY: [clearing throat] 447 00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:14,183 - Okay, let me explain why we didn't play "Bonus Toe." 448 00:21:14,283 --> 00:21:15,950 It's actually quite touching. 449 00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:18,917 Phoebe and Link-- - You're fired! 450 00:21:19,017 --> 00:21:22,083 - Well, you just missed out on a really great story. 451 00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:24,550 You would have loved the part about the bear. 452 00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:32,883 Guys, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get us fired. 453 00:21:32,983 --> 00:21:36,050 - Apologize later and help us load up. 454 00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:38,483 - Wolfgang swiped Jay Jay's tube remote. 455 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:41,483 - Wolfgang is swipin'. 456 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,450 - Hey, get away from that tube! 457 00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:47,883 - Busted! Run! 458 00:21:47,983 --> 00:21:50,017 - PHOEBE: [powers zapping] 459 00:21:50,117 --> 00:21:52,717 - [heavy thudding] - [drum bangs] 460 00:21:52,817 --> 00:21:55,350 - Ah, revenge. Check! 461 00:22:02,290 --> 00:22:17,390 - ♪ 462 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:21,990 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33920

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