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- You've gotta be kidding me.
My life is ruined.
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- Aw, man, I wanted to do that.
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- My friend Christine
from Metroburg
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got her superhero cape
and had a cape ceremony.
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Look.
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How am I getting my cape
after Christine?
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Her superpower is
super-hearing. That is so lame.
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- [text tone dings]
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- Whoops, she heard that.
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- All right, you two,
go do your homework,
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so you can enjoy the weekend.
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- NORA: Cool!
- BILLY: Nice cape!
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- Or do that.
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- Aw, Christine looks so cute
in her superhero cape.
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- [text tone ringing]
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- She says "Thanks!"
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- Oh, her parents
must be so proud.
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Not that we aren't proud of
what you've been doing,
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hashtagging, shopping,
yolo'ing.
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Oh, ho, you've
been crushin' it.
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- All right, I suppose if I had
chosen to focus more
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on superhero training, then I'd
be getting my cape by now, too.
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- Do what I do--tie a blanket
around your neck and say...
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We-e-e-e-e!
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- We-e-e-e-e is also
the size of his brain.
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- These are special
capes, Billy.
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The Hero League awards
them to you.
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- Yeah, it's part of becoming
a full superhero.
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You also get access
to weapons and then later
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you get your hero name
and a supervillain to beat up.
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[inhales through teeth]
I hope I get Max.
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- You can't handle
all this evil.
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[slurping]
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[sputtering]
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- Maybe it's not too late.
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The Hero League still has one
more cape to award this year.
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Not that I've been looking
into it on a daily basis.
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- Getting my cape
would be awesome.
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Before we moved here,
it's all I ever dreamed about.
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That, and ice skating
with Channing Tatum.
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- I want a superhero cape.
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- Me, too.
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One without dad's
nacho stains.
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- It's never too early to start.
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You've just gotta earn it
through lots of training
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and showing admirable
superhero behavior.
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- Oh, like catching
someone when they fall.
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Billy, fall backwards.
- Okay.
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- [heavy thud]
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- Phoebe, where were you?
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Guess who just used her freeze breath
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to save Hiddenville's woodland
creatures from a brush fire.
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I'm gonna get my cape,
too, Christine.
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- [text tone ringing]
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- Christine says,
"You don't have to yell."
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If you wanna do a good deed,
help me find dad's wallet.
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I need twenty bucks
for the party.
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- What party?
The party? That's tonight?
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I told all my
friends I was gonna go.
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- How could you forget
about the first-ever
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secret rooftop party
in school history?
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It's illegal and unsafe
and I can't wait!
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- I can't go now.
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If mom and dad found out
I went to that party,
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they would never let me
accept the superhero cape.
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- Jackpot.
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- Although, there's nothing
like dancing on a roof
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after putting out
a brush fire.
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- Thank you, Bank of Hank.
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- Yeah, just give me five
minutes to change and--
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Okay, I'll meet ya there!
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- Hey, Phoebs.
- [gasping]
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- You were out
savin' the world, I see.
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- You'll be happy to hear
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all your good deeds
have been reported.
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Won't be long before
President Kickbutt calls.
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- Great.
- Where are you going now?
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- Oh, I'm off to rescue
beached old people
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and help whales
cross the street.
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- Somebody's got
cape on the brain.
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- Well, she's not
the only one.
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Let's go check on our
junior superheroes.
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- Have you seen my wallet?
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- ♪
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- Billy, Nora,
what's all this?
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- We're getting ready
to sleep in the wild.
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- Yeah, you said surviving
a night by ourselves
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is the first step in getting
our superhero capes.
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- BOTH: Roughing it!
- [glasses clinking]
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- Kids, it's supposed
to be a challenge.
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- Do you know how hard it was
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getting that
mini-fridge out here?
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- Look, your mother is right.
Uh, this is about surviving.
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Not to brag, but I set
the record by surviving
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three nights in the wild
when I was your age.
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Well, actually, I was
two years younger.
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- That's enough bragging part.
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- I'm just saying it's about
depending on your own skills,
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not the comforts of home.
- [loud buzzing]
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- Sorry, Dad, I can't hear
you over the foot spa.
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- [turns off spa]
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He said you can't have
all this stuff.
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- Then what can we have?
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- I can't do this!
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- Yes, you can.
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All we need is
a place to sleep.
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[powers zapping]
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- [branches thudding]
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- Okay, Billy, build
us a fort.
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- BILLY: [zooming]
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Whoa, I did it.
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I am Billy,
Lord of the Outdoors!
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- [owl hooting]
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- BOTH: [screaming]
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- [loud dance music playing]
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- I'm really excited about you
getting this cape, Phoebe.
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- What?
Oh, let me guess.
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Your "excitement"
is because you want access
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to the superhero weapons.
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- Absolutely.
Here's a list.
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- All right, fine, I'll put this
in a safe place for you.
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[breathing fire]
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- [loud music continues]
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- [metal clanking]
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- Whoa. Uh...
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- That looks bad.
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- I know. Those chips are gonna
be all crumbs when he falls.
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- Whoaaa!
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- [ladder creaking]
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[ladder thudding heavily]
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- Whew.
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Oh, you don't think anyone
saw me, do you, Max?
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- [chomping chip]
- Max?
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- Oh, baked chips?
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You shoulda let him fall.
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Come on. I know
another way up.
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- ♪
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- PHOEBE: Max, are you
down there?
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- COLOSSO: Tell her "No."
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- We've got a mess on our hands.
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Somebody recorded
everything last night.
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- Including me bringing
back The Cabbage Patch?
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- Not that mess.
This mess.
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- [reading] "Miracle Wind
Saves Rooftop Partier."
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- BOY ON LADDER: Whoaaa!
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- The video's gone viral.
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If mom and dad see it, they'll
know it was telekinesis
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and realize I snuck
out to the party
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and it's bye-bye cape.
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- Mom and dad are
like 70 years old.
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They don't watch viral videos.
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- I just saw a viral video
on the morning news.
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I'm getting your father
and the four of us...
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we're gonna have a talk.
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- You forgot about
the morning news.
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It's the internet
for old people.
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- It's morning.
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We're alive.
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We did it, Nora.
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- We did! We survived
the whole night!
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- Well, good morning, you two.
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Hey, nice shelter.
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Of course, mine was rain-proof,
but what do I know?
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I only hold the record.
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Anyway, to celebrate your
accomplishment,
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I thought you might want
to see my trophy.
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Whoa, "see" my trophy.
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Only record holders
get to touch it.
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[blowing air]
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- You know, Nora, staying
outside wasn't so bad--
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once we got past the sobbing
and figured out where to pee.
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- You're right. Wanna break
dad's record of three nights?
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- Totally.
- What's that?
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- Hank, we have a problem.
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- I know. Billy and Nora
want my trophy.
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- Because it was made
for children.
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Come on.
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- The trophy-less
are a bitter people.
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- BOY ON LADDER: Whoaaa!
- [ladder creaking]
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- Is that what I think it is?
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- Yep, miracle wind.
Give it up for Mother Nature.
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- PHOEBE & MAX: [applauding]
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- That wasn't wind.
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Monitor, play the infrared.
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- Whoaaa!
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- [powers vibrating]
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- [ladder creaking]
[ladder thudding heavily]
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- Telekinetic waves?
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Somebody better start talking.
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- All right, fine,
here's the deal.
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Even though I did all those
great things yesterday,
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you should also know that--
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- I saved that kid.
- Max saved that kid.
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Wait? What?
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- Sorry, it was me.
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I was the hero
who saved that idiot.
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- So, let me get this straight.
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Max Thunderman saw someone
in danger and saved them?
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- Seems to be what
we're going with.
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- On purpose?
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- All right, I get it.
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You guys don't think I can do
something heroic, but I did.
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- Barb, do you know
what this means?
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- [fanfare music]
- HANK: [laughing]
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- BARB: [screaming]
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- HANK & BARB:
The phase is over!
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- BARB: [cheering]
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- We always knew you
had it in ya, pal.
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[kissing]
- Ugh.
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- Let's call the Hero
League and tell them
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we have two teen heroes
in the family!
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- What are you up to?
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- I wanna make sure
you get your cape.
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And in return,
you'll give me access
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to the Hero League weapons.
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- I already told you
that's not gonna happen.
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- Oh, then, I'll just
tell mom and dad
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that you snuck out
to the party.
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Bye-bye cape.
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- Oh! Fine!
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You can play with
one weapon for one hour.
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- Oh, goody! Goody!
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- The Hero League
is so excited, Max.
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- At first, they didn't believe
it and hung up on us.
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But then we called back
and convinced them.
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- COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
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Incoming transmission from
Super President Kickbutt.
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- Super President Kickbutt!
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Phoebe, this is it!
I told you she'd call.
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Be cool.
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- Hello, Thundermans.
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- HANK: Hi!
[giggling]
250
00:10:32,935 --> 00:10:35,301
- Phoebe, we're all
very impressed with
251
00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,935
your recent run
of superhero deeds.
252
00:10:38,035 --> 00:10:39,935
Truly exemplary.
253
00:10:40,035 --> 00:10:42,135
- Phoebe, you're gonna
get your cape.
254
00:10:42,235 --> 00:10:45,935
- And, now, it is with great
pleasure that I announce
255
00:10:46,035 --> 00:10:50,201
the last superhero cape of
the year is going to...
256
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,968
- Here it comes.
257
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,401
- ...Max Thunderman!
258
00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:56,135
- ALL: Huh?
259
00:10:56,235 --> 00:10:58,108
- Did someone say my name?
260
00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:08,732
- Wait. So I'm getting
the last cape of the year?
261
00:11:08,832 --> 00:11:13,198
I am so armed--
I mean, honored.
262
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,565
- There's gotta be
some mistake.
263
00:11:15,665 --> 00:11:18,065
Here, check the name again.
It's Phoebe. P-h-o...
264
00:11:18,165 --> 00:11:19,932
- There's no mistake.
265
00:11:20,032 --> 00:11:22,165
Max's unexpected act of heroism
266
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:26,065
catapulted him to
to the top of the list.
267
00:11:26,165 --> 00:11:29,432
- ...e-b-e.
268
00:11:29,532 --> 00:11:32,598
As in Phoebe should
get that cape.
269
00:11:32,698 --> 00:11:35,398
- I'll see you all at
Max's cape ceremony.
270
00:11:35,498 --> 00:11:39,865
Super President Kickbutt out!
271
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:42,798
- Phoebe, I know
it's hard, but...
272
00:11:42,898 --> 00:11:44,432
try to be happy for Max.
273
00:11:44,532 --> 00:11:47,065
- But you guys do realize that
for Max to save that kid,
274
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,365
he went to a party...
275
00:11:49,465 --> 00:11:50,898
at our school...
276
00:11:50,998 --> 00:11:52,932
on a roof.
277
00:11:53,032 --> 00:11:55,232
- Ah, that's just Max.
278
00:11:55,332 --> 00:11:56,738
- Well, the old Max.
279
00:11:56,838 --> 00:12:01,572
- Good riddance to that guy.
280
00:12:01,672 --> 00:12:03,572
- Now if you'd have
gone to that party,
281
00:12:03,672 --> 00:12:06,572
you'd be in big trouble,
but you didn't...
282
00:12:06,672 --> 00:12:09,572
'cause you're a good girl.
283
00:12:09,672 --> 00:12:11,838
- Now I can say it, Barb.
284
00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:13,938
All our kids are good!
285
00:12:14,038 --> 00:12:16,538
- Come on, we've got
a cape ceremony to plan!
286
00:12:16,638 --> 00:12:18,405
- HANK: Oh!
287
00:12:21,238 --> 00:12:23,638
- What?
I did you a favor.
288
00:12:23,738 --> 00:12:25,872
Now you don't have to lend me
those weapons anymore--
289
00:12:25,972 --> 00:12:27,605
'cause I can get 'em myself.
290
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,572
You're welcome.
291
00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:36,038
- Billy!
292
00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:38,072
You ate all the granola.
293
00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:41,372
How are we supposed
to survive without food?
294
00:12:41,472 --> 00:12:44,072
- That was food?
295
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:45,972
- Oh, hey, guys.
296
00:12:46,072 --> 00:12:47,438
Are you still out here?
297
00:12:47,538 --> 00:12:49,472
I totally forgot.
298
00:12:49,572 --> 00:12:55,272
Since I'm here, would you like
this giant cookie I baked?
299
00:12:55,372 --> 00:12:57,078
- Yes!
300
00:12:57,178 --> 00:12:58,345
- Billy, stop!
301
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,012
He's trying to trick us
into going into the house.
302
00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:03,278
He doesn't want us
to break his record.
303
00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:05,945
- Did I forget to mention
I baked little cookies
304
00:13:06,045 --> 00:13:09,778
inside the big cookie?
305
00:13:09,878 --> 00:13:14,145
- There's inside cookies?
306
00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:18,445
- We're not playing your
hunger games, old man.
307
00:13:18,545 --> 00:13:21,278
- Fine! But you'll
never get my trophy.
308
00:13:21,378 --> 00:13:24,512
Or this!
- [shoe thudding cookie]
309
00:13:31,112 --> 00:13:33,112
- Oh, if I can prove
Max is still evil,
310
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:36,312
he'll never get
that cape--and I will.
311
00:13:36,412 --> 00:13:39,578
- You won't find anything.
Max covered his tracks.
312
00:13:39,678 --> 00:13:42,412
He's become the face
for reformed teen villains.
313
00:13:48,545 --> 00:13:50,512
- Oh, yeah? Well,
if he's so reformed,
314
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:54,212
then why is his Dark Mayhem
poster right under this one?
315
00:13:57,585 --> 00:14:00,785
- Here comes Captain
Happy Pants now.
316
00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:02,685
- Hey! Hey! Phoebs!
317
00:14:02,785 --> 00:14:04,285
- Stuff it, Max.
318
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,152
- Easy. We don't use
that kind of language
319
00:14:06,252 --> 00:14:09,285
down here in the Hero Lounge.
320
00:14:09,385 --> 00:14:10,752
- Max, you've gotta stop this.
321
00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:12,985
Sometimes when a supervillain
pretends to be good,
322
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,518
he becomes good without
even knowing it.
323
00:14:15,618 --> 00:14:17,685
It happened to
the Big Belly Bandit.
324
00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:18,985
- Who?
325
00:14:19,085 --> 00:14:24,652
- You know him by
his new name--Santa Claus.
326
00:14:24,752 --> 00:14:26,285
- Colosso, relax.
327
00:14:26,385 --> 00:14:28,285
I told you already
I'm just acting like this
328
00:14:28,385 --> 00:14:30,152
until I get those weapons.
329
00:14:30,252 --> 00:14:31,885
Now you guys hang in there.
330
00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:35,952
If I can do it, so can you.
331
00:14:36,052 --> 00:14:38,918
- It's too much!
You're just reading posters!
332
00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:41,352
- MAX: Teamwork!
333
00:14:41,452 --> 00:14:43,552
- He's taking this too far.
334
00:14:43,652 --> 00:14:44,518
- Mmmm, I don't know.
335
00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:48,218
With my help, he can go
a little further.
336
00:14:48,318 --> 00:14:49,685
- What does that mean?
337
00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:51,285
Get back here!
338
00:14:51,385 --> 00:14:54,252
Max always shares
his plans with me!
339
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:58,292
- ♪
340
00:14:58,392 --> 00:15:01,458
- Such a help, Mr. Hero Man.
341
00:15:01,558 --> 00:15:03,192
- When I see a damsel
in distress,
342
00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:06,458
I come a-runnin'.
- Oh...
343
00:15:11,192 --> 00:15:13,825
- Helping mom, huh?
Maybe Colosso was right.
344
00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:16,858
When you pretend to be good,
you actually become good.
345
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,525
- Please. My heart
is as black as ever.
346
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,325
- [coaster zooming]
347
00:15:21,425 --> 00:15:23,692
- Really? If you're
still so evil,
348
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,058
then why are you
using a coaster?
349
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,992
- I've never used
a coaster in my life.
350
00:15:29,092 --> 00:15:30,425
How'd that get there?
351
00:15:30,525 --> 00:15:32,825
- COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
352
00:15:32,925 --> 00:15:35,325
Cable technicians approaching.
353
00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:38,325
- Oh, ho, ho!
I know who this is!
354
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:48,558
- [scanner humming]
355
00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:50,525
- Perimeter's secure.
356
00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:55,592
- [velcro ripping]
357
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,598
- Super President Kickbutt,
always a pleasure.
358
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:04,498
- It's a tremendous day
for the Thunderman family.
359
00:16:04,598 --> 00:16:08,065
Simone, I asked you to
wear your super suit.
360
00:16:08,165 --> 00:16:12,032
- You're not the president
of my closet.
361
00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:13,832
- Sorry about my daughter.
362
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,998
She has a bit of
a dark side.
363
00:16:16,098 --> 00:16:18,198
I'm hoping Max can inspire her.
364
00:16:18,298 --> 00:16:21,232
- Oh, well, he inspires
us every day.
365
00:16:21,332 --> 00:16:24,198
Well, since yesterday.
366
00:16:25,865 --> 00:16:29,998
- You're probably wondering
where Billy and Nora are.
367
00:16:30,098 --> 00:16:31,665
- Who?
368
00:16:31,765 --> 00:16:33,498
- You're right.
369
00:16:33,598 --> 00:16:36,532
I'll let them know you insisted
I bring them inside.
370
00:16:36,632 --> 00:16:40,098
- Hey, hey, hey, Super Prez.
I love your hair.
371
00:16:40,198 --> 00:16:42,698
- Max is still getting the cape.
- Okay. Good talk.
372
00:16:45,665 --> 00:16:47,698
- Billy! Nora!
373
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:52,798
Super President Kickbutt is here
and has ordered you two inside.
374
00:16:52,898 --> 00:16:54,398
- Super President Kickbutt
is here?
375
00:16:54,498 --> 00:16:55,665
Yeah, right.
376
00:16:55,765 --> 00:17:00,472
- She's here because Max
is getting his superhero cape.
377
00:17:00,572 --> 00:17:02,005
- BOTH: [laughing]
378
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,472
- You're pathetic.
379
00:17:04,572 --> 00:17:08,072
We'll come inside after we erase
you from the history books.
380
00:17:14,105 --> 00:17:19,238
- Dr. Colosso.
- Evelyn.
381
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,972
- PHOEBE: [powers zapping]
- SIMONE: Whoa!
382
00:17:23,072 --> 00:17:24,472
- ALL: [applauding]
- Name's Simone.
383
00:17:24,572 --> 00:17:25,905
And, no, I don't have
a boyfriend.
384
00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:28,372
[laughing]
385
00:17:32,038 --> 00:17:33,572
- Good catch.
386
00:17:33,672 --> 00:17:35,772
Your hero instincts kicked
in pretty fast just then.
387
00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:37,738
- Those weren't hero instincts.
388
00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,805
Those were my evil guy
389
00:17:39,905 --> 00:17:42,905
pretending-to-be-a-hero
instincts.
390
00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:44,738
I'm in character.
391
00:17:44,838 --> 00:17:48,605
- Or is the character in you?
392
00:17:48,705 --> 00:17:52,238
- Okay, there's no way
I'll ever be good.
393
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:55,372
See mom's ham she's been
slow-roasting for two days?
394
00:17:55,472 --> 00:17:57,945
- [powers zapping]
- [ham thudding]
395
00:17:58,045 --> 00:18:00,145
- Now would a real
hero do that?
396
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:04,812
- Holy flying pig, yes!
397
00:18:04,912 --> 00:18:06,378
- MAX: What the heck?
398
00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:11,145
- Thanks, Max!
You're a hero!
399
00:18:11,245 --> 00:18:12,645
- Look at that.
400
00:18:12,745 --> 00:18:14,845
Even when you try being
bad, it turns out good.
401
00:18:14,945 --> 00:18:16,878
- No, no, that's
not what I--
402
00:18:16,978 --> 00:18:18,512
Can't we just--
403
00:18:18,612 --> 00:18:21,812
Get outta my head!
404
00:18:21,912 --> 00:18:25,945
- We gather here today
to bestow upon Max Thunderman
405
00:18:26,045 --> 00:18:28,945
his superhero cape!
406
00:18:29,045 --> 00:18:32,512
- Not gonna happen,
President Stinkbutt!
407
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,312
- [laughing]
That's what I used to call her.
408
00:18:36,412 --> 00:18:38,078
- Max, what are you doing?
409
00:18:38,178 --> 00:18:40,078
- I am not a superhero.
410
00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:41,478
- Aw, he's got cape fear.
411
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,812
Don't worry, honey,
it happens to all of us.
412
00:18:43,912 --> 00:18:45,845
Come on, put your
cape on for mommy.
413
00:18:45,945 --> 00:18:47,312
- No!
414
00:18:47,412 --> 00:18:49,678
I am evil and always
have been.
415
00:18:49,778 --> 00:18:51,345
And President Kickbutt here
416
00:18:51,445 --> 00:18:53,312
is gonna take me
to get some weapons!
417
00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:55,245
- PRESIDENT KICKBUTT:
[gasping]
418
00:18:55,345 --> 00:18:58,018
You realize you're making
a horrible mistake, right?
419
00:18:58,118 --> 00:19:00,118
- Zip it, Evelyn.
420
00:19:00,218 --> 00:19:02,118
- SIMONE: Kick butt!
421
00:19:02,218 --> 00:19:03,885
- MAX: Ah!
[zooming]
422
00:19:03,985 --> 00:19:05,952
- [plaster thudding]
423
00:19:06,052 --> 00:19:08,852
- Yeah! That felt awesome!
424
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,085
- Our bellies are full.
425
00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:17,552
Nothing can stop us now from
breaking dad's record.
426
00:19:17,652 --> 00:19:18,718
- MAX: Ahhhhhh!
427
00:19:18,818 --> 00:19:21,285
- [heavy thud]
428
00:19:21,385 --> 00:19:24,185
- BOTH: [screaming]
429
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:32,218
- Super President Kickbutt,
my sincere apologies.
430
00:19:32,318 --> 00:19:34,785
My son's behavior was
unacceptable.
431
00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:36,952
If anything, the Thundermans
432
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:40,818
are pillars of dignity
and respect.
433
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,418
- NORA & BILLY: [screaming]
434
00:19:43,518 --> 00:19:46,885
- Ha, ha, you two came
in ten seconds too soon!
435
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,218
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
436
00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:49,985
Ma record still stands!
437
00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:52,618
Too bad! So sad!
438
00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:53,885
- NORA: [powers zapping]
439
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,525
- HANK: [screaming]
440
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,558
Oh...oh...oh...
441
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:03,725
- Too bad!
- So sad!
442
00:20:03,825 --> 00:20:06,125
- This place is a mad house.
443
00:20:06,225 --> 00:20:09,392
- I could not agree more.
So, about my cape ceremony.
444
00:20:09,492 --> 00:20:12,725
Should we reschedule or just
roll on into it right now?
445
00:20:12,825 --> 00:20:17,325
- I'm giving the cape to
the person who just saved me.
446
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:21,058
- Wait, Simone?
- Mm-hm. S-i-m--
447
00:20:21,158 --> 00:20:23,592
- I know how it's spelled!
- SIMONE: [laughing]
448
00:20:23,692 --> 00:20:27,392
- Super President Kickbutt out!
[snapping fingers]
449
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,225
- PHOEBE: [groaning]
450
00:20:31,325 --> 00:20:35,225
- [whining]
Oh, mommy, I need a hug.
451
00:20:35,325 --> 00:20:36,992
- Don't "Mommy" me.
452
00:20:37,092 --> 00:20:38,958
You just embarrassed
our entire family.
453
00:20:39,058 --> 00:20:40,725
- Me? What about Phoebe?
454
00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,892
She's the one who saved that
dumb kid from falling.
455
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,025
She's the real embarrassment.
- Wait.
456
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:47,358
- What was that?
457
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,258
- Uh...
458
00:20:49,358 --> 00:20:54,725
Clearly, he is delirious
from the butt trauma.
459
00:20:54,825 --> 00:20:56,465
Okay, fine.
460
00:20:56,565 --> 00:20:58,798
I'm the one who saved
the kid at that party.
461
00:20:58,898 --> 00:21:00,965
- Phoebe, why?
462
00:21:01,065 --> 00:21:02,698
- Because he was falling?
463
00:21:02,798 --> 00:21:05,398
- No, I mean, why'd you let Max
take credit for your save?
464
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,565
- Well, I didn't want
you guys to know
465
00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:09,265
I snuck out to the party.
466
00:21:09,365 --> 00:21:11,265
Look, I'm really sorry I lied.
It's just that...
467
00:21:11,365 --> 00:21:13,165
I really want my superhero cape,
468
00:21:13,265 --> 00:21:16,265
but I also wanna be out
there dancin' on rooftops.
469
00:21:16,365 --> 00:21:18,665
- You've been on more
than one rooftop?
470
00:21:18,765 --> 00:21:21,498
- I got this.
471
00:21:21,598 --> 00:21:23,165
It's okay, sweetie.
472
00:21:23,265 --> 00:21:25,332
I mean, part of being
a superhero
473
00:21:25,432 --> 00:21:27,798
is juggling your hero life
with your regular life.
474
00:21:27,898 --> 00:21:29,198
You'll get your cape.
475
00:21:29,298 --> 00:21:31,532
It just may take longer.
476
00:21:31,632 --> 00:21:33,465
- Thanks, Mom.
477
00:21:33,565 --> 00:21:35,965
So, does that mean if there's
another rooftop party,
478
00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:38,965
I can go?
- Oh, sure.
479
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,198
Oh, as a matter of fact,
480
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:43,165
there's one happenin'
right now on our roof.
481
00:21:43,265 --> 00:21:45,732
You can patch that
Max-shaped hole
482
00:21:45,832 --> 00:21:48,098
while Max sits here
and watches.
483
00:21:48,198 --> 00:21:49,698
- What? Sits and watches?
484
00:21:49,798 --> 00:21:51,332
How is that a punishment?
485
00:21:51,432 --> 00:21:53,832
- Max, sit.
486
00:21:53,932 --> 00:21:57,705
- [screaming]
Oh, my butt!
487
00:22:01,505 --> 00:22:16,838
- ♪
488
00:22:16,888 --> 00:22:21,438
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