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- Oh, my gosh, Link.
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You got me jelly jams
from Metroburg.
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How did you know
I wanted these?
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- I kinda caught on after
your 20 texts.
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- [cell phone beeping]
- Twenty-one!
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- Ha, you're on a slow network.
Expect about 35 more of those.
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Now stand back--
these can get messy.
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[filling splooshing]
- Mm!
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- Oh.
- So good.
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- Link brought you
jelly jams?
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He's so cool.
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- Ah, I don't see it.
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- I also got you guys some.
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- Link's the best!
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- You are so thoughtful
and generous.
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- And boring and dull
and toothy.
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- Oh, that's right.
Max lives here, too.
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- Hey, don't worry.
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I'll just politely
ask him to leave.
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You're the worst.
Get out.
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- Gladly.
I'm taking these with me.
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- [powers zapping]
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- I did not super-stretch
the top half of my body
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to Metroburg just so he could
come in and steal my jams!
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I got run over three times!
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- Okay, just ignore him
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and we'll paint his face while
he takes his afternoon nap.
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- Not this time, Phoebe.
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[arms squeaking]
- Hey!
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Let go of these jams!
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- What is your problem?
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- My problem is the son
of Evil Man should be evil,
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not buying delicious baked
goods for goofy girls.
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By the way,
you're the goofy girl.
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Unhand the jams, nerd!
- LINK: Never!
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- I mean it--let go!
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- [heavy thud]
- Ha. Ha.
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I do not get what
you see in this guy.
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Here's your towel, honey.
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I can't wash these
things fast enough
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since you've been
going to yoga so often.
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- It's "broga," Barb.
Yoga for bros.
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I'm sorry, you bend this body,
it is gonna sweat.
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- [laughing]
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- [grunting]
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- Well, you have a good workout,
my little bendy bear.
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- You know me--
"Namaste" fit for you.
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- [laughing]
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Phoebe, what's wrong?
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- It's Link.
I miss him so much.
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- Sweetie, I'm so sorry.
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You know, I had a feeling
it wouldn't last.
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- What? No. We're
still together.
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- [gulping water]
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- Every time Link comes over,
buttface Max runs him off.
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- Now, Phoebe, your brother's
not a buttface.
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- [chomping apple]
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What?
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Take a picture.
It lasts longer.
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- Already did.
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As great as it was painting butt
cheeks on his face cheeks,
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I'd rather have Link here.
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I just wish he and Max
didn't hate each other so much.
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- Yeah, I don't know
what to tell you.
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- So, you're saying if I set up
a play date for Max and Link,
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they might like each other and
my problem would be solved?
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- Huh?
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Uh, uh, sure, I said that.
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- Mom, you are awesome!
Thank you so much.
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- Uh, Mom of the Year!
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- ...99, 100!
Ready or not, here I come.
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[zooming]
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- ♪
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- Found you.
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- Took ya long enough.
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- Didn't dad just
leave for yoga?
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Why is he sneaking back in?
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- What dad does
is none of our business.
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- BOTH: [giggling]
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- Come on, let's go
follow him.
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- HANK: [laughing]
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- What's he doing
in the closet?
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- Maybe he thinks
it's the bathroom.
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It happens to
the best of us.
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Ready?
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- Gotcha!
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That's weird.
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Where'd he go?
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- I don't know.
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- He's gotta be here
somewhere.
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- Hey, you.
- Hey.
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Ready to go see that movie?
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I wouldn't mind getting outta
here before Max shows up.
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- Whaddup, losers?
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- Too late.
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- So, where's this giant
Bigfoot you texted me about?
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'Cause all I see
is "The Missing Link."
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- Okay, full disclosure--
we're not going to the movies
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and Bigfoot doesn't exist,
you big dummy.
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I was hoping the guy I like
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and the brother I am
forced to put up with
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could play a game of basketball
and maybe try to get along.
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- I guess, if it means
this much to you,
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I'm willing to try.
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- Phoebe...
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I am not willing to try.
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But I am willing to kick this
loser's butt at basketball.
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- Ha. Not gonna happen, dude.
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- Oh, yeah?
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- [arm squeaking]
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- Whoa, you play dirty.
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I like it.
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- And that is how you start
a beautiful friendship.
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- [filling splooshing]
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- I don't get it.
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It's not like a grown
man can disappear.
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- Not unless he's Invisiman,
Dr. Vanish, Ghost Cowboy,
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Vapor Dude--
- I meant dad.
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- Well, he's not here,
but I do smell him.
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Wait, I think it's just
these stinky shoes.
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Whoa.
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We're pushing that, right?
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- It's too red not to push.
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- [gasping]
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A secret room.
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I cannot wait to see what
treasures lie inside.
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Ew.
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- Go! Go! Goal!
[laughing]
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- I'd laugh if it was
someone else's dad.
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- Oh, hey, kids.
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Ahhhhh!
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Kids, uh...
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Look at this room...
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we all just found
at the same time.
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- Save it, Dad.
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What is this place?
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- [sighing]
All right.
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I'm gonna level with you.
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This is my top secret
superhero surveillance room.
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Right now, I'm making sure
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everyone's safe
at this soccer game.
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- Dad, you're the best.
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I wanna be just like you.
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- Billy, look around.
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How is a buffalo
wing vending machine
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keeping people safe?
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And look at his face.
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He's lying.
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- Huh. Well, he's still
onto something
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with this no pants thing.
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- All right, fine,
it's my Thunderman Cave.
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When I tell your mom
I'm going to yoga,
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I sneak up here for
a little peace and quiet and--
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Come on, ref!
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This sanctuary has
to be our secret.
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We can't tell mom.
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- Of course.
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We would never tell mom about
our Thunderman Cave.
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- Our Thunderman Cave?
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- Best secret room ever!
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- Fore!
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- Whaddup, Stretch?
- Nothin' much, Cheat Breath.
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- This is nice--now that you and
Max are cool with each other,
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we've been able
to hang out here.
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- Yeah, he's not so bad.
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[laughing]
Except at basketball.
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I've been beating
him all week.
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- Wow, he really does like you.
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Usually, when someone beats him,
he frames them for a felony.
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- [laughing]
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Oh, you're serious?
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- We brought dinner.
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- Hey, Dad, can you
take us to yoga?
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- Didn't you go
to yoga this morning?
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- Yep, we also went after lunch.
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I'm getting awesome at darts.
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Pinball! Golf!
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Yoga stuff!
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- I think we've had
enough yoga for one week.
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Sometimes too much
of a good thing
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can be annoying.
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- Maybe Mom can take us.
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I bet she'd love to
see the...yoga studio.
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- On second thought,
I'll take you.
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Can't ever be too flexible.
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- [bones cracking]
- Ow!
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- Hey, Link, are you still on
for playing video games?
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- If you're still
on for losing.
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- BOTH: [laughing]
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- Look at you two bros.
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Talkin' smack,
keepin' it real,
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gettin' all chum-chuminay.
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Okay, I may have
made that last one up.
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- I can't believe
they actually became friends.
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- I know, but Link is so nice,
he can be friends with anybody.
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- Yeah, well, let's hope
some of his niceness
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rubs off on Max and not the
other way around, am I right?
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- [laughing]
What do you mean?
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- I...I was just making a joke
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about Max's evil ways
rubbing off on Link.
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- Link could never be evil.
- No, of course not.
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Although his father was nice
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before he got all buddy-buddy
with Dark Man.
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But Link's fine.
He's a good kid.
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- Yeah, a good kid.
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- [arm squeaking]
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- Whoa, you play dirty.
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I like it.
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What say I turn you evil.
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- Well, I am a good kid.
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00:10:21,557 --> 00:10:23,391
But now that we're buddy-buddy,
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what are we waiting for?
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- BOTH: [evil laughter]
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- The good thing is
you can trust Link
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and that's the foundation of
every relationship.
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I mean, look at me
and your father, you know?
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We're all about trust.
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There's nothing that
he hides from me.
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Uh, we have no secrets,
you know,
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and if you're gonna have any
kind of future with Link,
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you have to trust that
you have no secrets.
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- You're right, Mom.
I trust Link.
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- Good.
- Max, not so much.
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00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,864
- I took a big chance making you
my evil lieutenant, Link.
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00:11:06,964 --> 00:11:08,731
You're not gonna
let me down, are you?
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- I'd never betray
the dark side.
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- Whoa, Link, in that cloak,
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you look exactly
like your father.
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He's toothy, too.
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00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:22,331
- Max, sooner or later,
248
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I've gotta tell Phoebe
what we've been up to.
249
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- Dude, no.
250
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If you tell Phoebe you
joined my evil brotherhood,
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she's only gonna make
trouble for us.
252
00:11:29,997 --> 00:11:33,131
- Now come on--let's go
take down our enemies.
253
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- You're not goin' anywhere.
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00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:41,097
Whoa-a-a-a!
255
00:11:41,197 --> 00:11:43,064
- [heavy thud]
256
00:11:45,631 --> 00:11:47,764
- First time on a slide?
257
00:11:47,864 --> 00:11:49,264
- No.
258
00:11:49,364 --> 00:11:50,931
Yes.
259
00:11:51,031 --> 00:11:52,697
- COLOSSO: [laughing]
260
00:11:54,665 --> 00:11:55,547
- Colosso?
261
00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:57,088
I forgot my map.
Have you seen it?
262
00:11:57,729 --> 00:11:59,895
Colosso?
263
00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:03,662
Who froze you?
264
00:12:03,762 --> 00:12:04,929
- I did!
265
00:12:05,029 --> 00:12:07,762
- Ahh!
- [heavy thud]
266
00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:10,262
- That's for
turning Link evil.
267
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:13,429
- There's something
seriously wrong with you.
268
00:12:13,529 --> 00:12:14,895
- Flower Park?
269
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,929
What terrible things
do you have Link doing
270
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,895
in this park after dark?
271
00:12:18,995 --> 00:12:21,362
- Zip it, rhymy.
272
00:12:21,462 --> 00:12:22,929
You don't know what
you're talking about.
273
00:12:23,029 --> 00:12:24,895
- Oh, really? I heard all about
your evil brotherhood
274
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,929
and how you're gonna take down
your enemies tonight.
275
00:12:28,029 --> 00:12:30,895
- Okay, you kinda know
what you're talking about.
276
00:12:30,995 --> 00:12:32,462
- Yeah, I am not
letting you get to Link.
277
00:12:32,562 --> 00:12:33,695
So, if you wanna
leave this room,
278
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,662
you've gotta go through me.
279
00:12:35,762 --> 00:12:37,895
- [blowing icy air]
280
00:12:40,095 --> 00:12:42,962
Or I can go around you.
281
00:12:44,595 --> 00:12:46,162
[blowing hot air]
282
00:12:46,262 --> 00:12:47,295
- Brrr! Brrr!
283
00:12:47,395 --> 00:12:50,329
Watch out, Max, Phoebe
heard everything and--
284
00:12:50,429 --> 00:12:52,295
Oh, never mind.
285
00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:55,895
- Hey, what took you so long?
286
00:12:55,995 --> 00:12:59,469
- I kinda ran into Phoebe.
287
00:12:59,569 --> 00:13:02,302
- You know what? I think it's
time I tell her what's going on.
288
00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:03,569
- Wait! No, you can't...
289
00:13:03,669 --> 00:13:05,535
because...
290
00:13:05,635 --> 00:13:06,835
I already told her.
291
00:13:06,935 --> 00:13:08,602
- You did?
292
00:13:08,702 --> 00:13:11,402
Was she cool with it?
- Super cool.
293
00:13:11,502 --> 00:13:15,435
Cold, even.
- Oh, great.
294
00:13:15,535 --> 00:13:17,135
Well, then, I don't feel bad
about bringing this--
295
00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:19,002
like you asked.
- [gasping]
296
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,002
Evil Man's Ring of Suffering.
297
00:13:21,102 --> 00:13:22,569
We'll use it to subdue
our enemies--
298
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,935
just like your dad did.
299
00:13:24,035 --> 00:13:28,069
Evil laugh with me
into the night.
300
00:13:28,169 --> 00:13:30,969
[evil laughter]
- LINK: [evil laugher]
301
00:13:31,069 --> 00:13:33,769
- From your gut like this.
- BOTH: [evil laughter]
302
00:13:33,869 --> 00:13:35,702
- It works, huh?
303
00:13:35,802 --> 00:13:37,969
- Pull!
- [powers zapping]
304
00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:40,169
- Pull!
- [powers zapping]
305
00:13:40,269 --> 00:13:42,335
- Enough!
306
00:13:42,435 --> 00:13:48,802
You two have destroyed my peace
and quiet and my man swag.
307
00:13:48,902 --> 00:13:50,735
Stop it or I will--
308
00:13:50,835 --> 00:13:53,869
- Tell mom about your
secret man cave?
309
00:13:53,969 --> 00:13:55,202
- I was gonna say kick
you out of here,
310
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,975
but clearly you're
the one in charge.
311
00:13:59,075 --> 00:14:01,775
- Get ready, Nora.
Two at once.
312
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,242
- [powers zapping]
313
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:07,009
- [electrical sizzling]
- [metal door slams]
314
00:14:07,109 --> 00:14:08,809
- What's that mean, Dad?
315
00:14:08,909 --> 00:14:10,275
- The Hero League wanted us
to have a safe place
316
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,275
if villains attacked,
so they designed
317
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:15,109
this thundertanium-
reinforced panic room.
318
00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:18,042
- So we're supposed
to panic now?!
319
00:14:18,142 --> 00:14:22,342
- No, I'll just open the door
by typing in the code.
320
00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:24,275
- [electrical sizzling]
321
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,775
- All right, Billy,
you can panic now.
322
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,909
- Got it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
323
00:14:30,009 --> 00:14:32,442
- Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
There is another way out.
324
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:35,875
A huge power surge outside
could open the door,
325
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,809
and the only person
who can do that is...
326
00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:42,209
- ALL: Mom.
327
00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:43,909
- Oh.
328
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,942
- What are you waiting for?
Call mom already.
329
00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:48,875
- Yeah, she'll understand why
you've been lying to her
330
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:52,942
so you can eat meat
in your underwear.
331
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:56,242
- Only in my dreams, Billy.
332
00:14:56,342 --> 00:14:58,149
New plan.
- Dad.
333
00:14:58,249 --> 00:14:59,582
- That door might
be made out of
334
00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:01,082
the strongest metal
in the world,
335
00:15:01,182 --> 00:15:02,782
but there is nothing
stronger than a man
336
00:15:02,882 --> 00:15:05,749
afraid of getting caught
by his wife!
337
00:15:05,849 --> 00:15:07,249
[roaring]
338
00:15:07,349 --> 00:15:09,282
- [heavy thud]
339
00:15:11,582 --> 00:15:15,082
- Give me...my phone.
340
00:15:19,615 --> 00:15:21,415
- Yes, Hank, I'm right outside.
341
00:15:21,515 --> 00:15:24,049
I don't even know what you're
doing in the panic room,
342
00:15:24,149 --> 00:15:28,315
but stand back, mama's about to
release the kraken.
343
00:15:28,415 --> 00:15:32,582
Ask the kids.
They'll know what that means.
344
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:37,815
[powers zapping]
345
00:15:39,682 --> 00:15:42,549
- COLOSSO: Whoa! Oh! Oh!
346
00:15:42,649 --> 00:15:44,482
- Whoa. What just happened?
347
00:15:44,582 --> 00:15:47,082
- I'm guessing your mother
released the kraken.
348
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:54,015
- Max froze me!
- And you froze me, ice witch!
349
00:15:54,115 --> 00:15:56,082
I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to yell.
350
00:15:56,182 --> 00:15:59,689
But you have to admit
you're annoying.
351
00:15:59,789 --> 00:16:01,422
Admit it. Admit it!
352
00:16:01,522 --> 00:16:05,122
- [powers zapping]
Yes!
353
00:16:05,222 --> 00:16:08,622
Hank, Billy, Nora,
are you ok--
354
00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:12,189
What happened to the panic room?
355
00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:16,689
- Yeah, you two
wanna explain this?
356
00:16:16,789 --> 00:16:18,455
- Nice try, Hank.
357
00:16:18,555 --> 00:16:21,122
A putting green. Jumbo screen.
The pinball machine.
358
00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:24,422
This was your original plan
for our bedroom.
359
00:16:24,522 --> 00:16:27,155
- Okay, I turned this
place into a man cave,
360
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:31,022
so I could have
some "Hank" time.
361
00:16:31,122 --> 00:16:33,155
- And then Billy
found out his secret
362
00:16:33,255 --> 00:16:36,855
and the two of them dragged me
into their world of lies.
363
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:41,422
World of lies!
364
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:44,055
Anybody buying this? No?
365
00:16:44,155 --> 00:16:48,889
- I'm sorry I lied to you, Barb.
Can you forgive me?
366
00:16:48,989 --> 00:16:50,722
- You know, I could look past
367
00:16:50,822 --> 00:16:52,322
your sneaking around
and your lies,
368
00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:54,822
but you know what
I can't look past?
369
00:16:54,922 --> 00:16:58,129
That amazing buffalo wings
vending machine!
370
00:16:58,229 --> 00:17:02,929
Why would you hide
this from me?
371
00:17:03,029 --> 00:17:06,429
- Wait, you're not mad about dad
having a secret room?
372
00:17:06,529 --> 00:17:07,995
- Oh, no, we have four kids,
373
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:11,762
none of whom will ever find
my Fortress of Barbitude.
374
00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:14,395
But a buffalo wings machine.
375
00:17:14,495 --> 00:17:16,595
Ooh, I'll have some of those
and some of these.
376
00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:18,595
Oh, mango habanero!
377
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:28,462
- Where are they?
378
00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:31,129
- MAX: We are here!
379
00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:40,062
Brothers!
380
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:42,029
And Joni.
381
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,562
Your Duke of Darkness
382
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:47,195
commands you to chant the words
of our evil brotherhood
383
00:17:47,295 --> 00:17:52,095
as we prepare to take down
the keepers of the light.
384
00:17:52,195 --> 00:17:54,762
- OTHERS: All hail
the Duke of Darkness!
385
00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:57,735
For there is none more
evil or handsome.
386
00:17:57,835 --> 00:18:01,435
- I like that.
387
00:18:01,535 --> 00:18:05,002
Lieutenant, step forward.
388
00:18:05,102 --> 00:18:11,902
Present me
the Ring of Suffering.
389
00:18:12,002 --> 00:18:17,935
Yes, with the Ring of Suffering
we'll be unstoppable.
390
00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:21,135
- Let's get evil!
391
00:18:21,235 --> 00:18:23,069
- Not on my watch, you won't.
392
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:26,335
- An intruder. She must be a spy
from the light side.
393
00:18:26,435 --> 00:18:30,869
Get her!
- Wait, no!
394
00:18:30,969 --> 00:18:33,102
- [thudding, crashing]
395
00:18:33,202 --> 00:18:34,835
- Oh, no.
396
00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:41,969
- Well, that was a lot easier
than I thought it would be.
397
00:18:42,069 --> 00:18:43,769
- Phoebe, what are
you doing here?
398
00:18:43,869 --> 00:18:45,569
- Link, I came to
un-brainwash you.
399
00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:47,202
You can't be evil.
400
00:18:47,302 --> 00:18:49,602
You're super cute
and you bring me jelly jams.
401
00:18:49,702 --> 00:18:51,902
- I thought you told her.
- He didn't have to tell me.
402
00:18:52,002 --> 00:18:53,835
I know exactly what's
going on here.
403
00:18:53,935 --> 00:18:56,169
- Um, is this your
first time LARPing?
404
00:18:56,269 --> 00:19:01,475
Take it down a notch,
Kicki Minaj.
405
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,709
- I'm sorry. LARPing?
406
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,942
- It's a Live Action Role
Play game, Phoebe,
407
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:08,142
and you ruined it.
408
00:19:08,242 --> 00:19:10,975
I'm the leader of
the Dark Realm.
409
00:19:11,075 --> 00:19:12,875
- Wait, I thought you
were the Duke of Darkness.
410
00:19:12,975 --> 00:19:16,709
- It's the same thing!
411
00:19:16,809 --> 00:19:18,175
For them, this is a game.
412
00:19:18,275 --> 00:19:22,042
But I get to be a supervillain
out in the open and I like it.
413
00:19:22,142 --> 00:19:26,542
- Oh, I get it.
You're a giant nerd.
414
00:19:26,642 --> 00:19:33,475
- No, they're the giant nerds.
I'm the guy with the ring.
415
00:19:33,575 --> 00:19:35,342
The Ring of Suffering!
416
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:41,375
- OTHERS: You are evil
and handsome.
417
00:19:41,475 --> 00:19:43,475
- Brotherhood, regroup.
418
00:19:43,575 --> 00:19:45,975
Costume check.
419
00:19:46,075 --> 00:19:47,775
- Link, I am so, so sorry.
420
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,942
I thought Max turned you
evil and I'd lost you.
421
00:19:50,042 --> 00:19:51,742
- Phoebe, you know
me better than that by now.
422
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,409
- Yeah, but I also know him.
423
00:19:53,509 --> 00:19:54,775
- Kiss the ring.
424
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:58,349
Kiss it!
425
00:19:58,449 --> 00:20:00,715
- I'm not gonna stop you guys,
if you wanna keep playing,
426
00:20:00,815 --> 00:20:02,349
and I won't keep you
from being friends.
427
00:20:02,449 --> 00:20:04,915
- Look, I only became friends
with Max for us.
428
00:20:05,015 --> 00:20:07,249
If putting up with his lies
and playing his stupid games
429
00:20:07,349 --> 00:20:09,649
means you and I get
to hang out,
430
00:20:09,749 --> 00:20:11,815
then it's worth it.
431
00:20:11,915 --> 00:20:14,249
- Stupid games?!
432
00:20:14,349 --> 00:20:19,882
From the heart of Hades,
I stab at thee!
433
00:20:19,982 --> 00:20:22,115
- You can't stab your
own lieutenant.
434
00:20:22,215 --> 00:20:25,082
- Join him!
435
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,915
- Dude, we're on the same team.
436
00:20:27,015 --> 00:20:29,582
- I was done with you once
I got your dad's ring.
437
00:20:29,682 --> 00:20:34,049
Enjoy the afterlife!
438
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:39,449
- The "afterlife" is a picnic
table with punch and cookies.
439
00:20:39,549 --> 00:20:41,415
- WHITE WARRIORS: [roaring]
440
00:20:41,515 --> 00:20:43,115
- The light side approacheth.
441
00:20:43,215 --> 00:20:46,215
Attack!
- [grunts of combat]
442
00:20:46,315 --> 00:20:48,149
- Oh, don't worry.
443
00:20:48,249 --> 00:20:50,115
I'll get your dad's ring back
during his next nap.
444
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,849
- That thing?
It's my little sister's.
445
00:20:52,949 --> 00:20:55,115
It's actually made
out of candy.
446
00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:58,789
- Behold the power of the ring!
447
00:20:58,889 --> 00:21:00,455
- [grunts of combat]
448
00:21:00,555 --> 00:21:07,355
- ♪
449
00:21:09,989 --> 00:21:12,222
- Yes!
- You high scored, Billy!
450
00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:17,255
- MAX: [powers zapping]
451
00:21:19,189 --> 00:21:22,022
Looks like you missed again,
Bubble Gum Arms.
452
00:21:22,122 --> 00:21:25,589
- Mom, Max is bothering
me and Link.
453
00:21:25,689 --> 00:21:27,189
- Max, leave them alone
454
00:21:27,289 --> 00:21:29,422
and bring me some more
Chipotle Ranch.
455
00:21:35,389 --> 00:21:39,589
- I finally understand her
and dad's relationship.
456
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,289
- Hey, where is your dad?
457
00:21:41,389 --> 00:21:43,289
- [clicks on TV]
458
00:21:45,522 --> 00:21:50,222
Finally, some peace and quiet.
459
00:21:50,322 --> 00:21:51,689
Oh! Oh! Oh!
460
00:21:51,789 --> 00:21:54,589
Yeah, touchdown!
461
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:58,429
- ♪
462
00:22:01,229 --> 00:22:16,962
- ♪
463
00:22:17,012 --> 00:22:21,562
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