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- This heatwave is the worst.
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- So hot.
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It's like we moved
into dad's bellybutton.
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- No, no, I got this.
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It's not like you guys
can move things with your minds.
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- Let me help, Nora.
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The hose goes over there.
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- All right, Billy, go turn
on the water so we can
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turn this room
into our own private waterpark.
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- On it.
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- Hold on.
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Nobody move.
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Assessing, assessing.
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Mm-hmm. Something's different.
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- Kids, why is
the slide inside?
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- The slide!
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We make a great team.
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- You know we wouldn't
need this slide
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if we just had a pool.
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- I want a pool.
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Come on, dad!
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- Okay, you can have a pool.
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- Seriously? Awesome.
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- Hank.
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- I'm the good cop, Barb.
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Now you swoop in
and shut this down.
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- Oh, okay, tell you what.
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If you kids can help
raise the money,
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we'll chip in too
and see what we can afford.
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- Oh.
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- Awesome.
- Great.
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- Your bad cop needs work.
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- I can't wait for a pool.
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Step aside.
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I'm doing this.
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- Max.
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I-I-I don't think
you should be--
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- Whoo-hoo!
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[unintelligible]
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Oh!
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- ALL: My turn!
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- ♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in,
bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ Because we're living our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ But closer you might see
the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family
trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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♪ Yard sale
dubby, dubby, dubby, dubby ♪
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♪ Yard sale
dubby, dubby, dubby, dubby ♪
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- Billy, if I knew you were
gonna make up an annoying song,
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I never would suggested a--
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- ♪ Yard sale,
dubby, dubby, dubby, dubby ♪
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♪ Yard sale,
dubby, dubby, dubby, dubby ♪
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- Guys, this is gonna be great.
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We'll make a fortunate selling
our old junk, buy a pool
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and then invite cute boys
over for pool parties.
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- What is it with you
and cute boys?
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- What?
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It's not like I have an app
on my phone that tells me
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when there's one on our block.
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- [phone dings]
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- VOICE ON PHONE: He's cute.
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- I've had enough
of this place.
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Unbearable heat,
unnecessary singing, Billy.
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Jetpack, take me away!
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- [engine fizzles]
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- Uh, I blame Billy.
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- Oh cool.
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Comic books and action figures.
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Oh, this isn't cool.
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It's just mom.
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No one's gonna buy
this Electress stuff.
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Mom never saved the world
like Dad did.
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- Yeah, but she did other
stuff like...
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What did she do?
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- I don't know.
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But Dad was out there stopping
runaway trains,
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taking down villains
and inventing the cookie pie.
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Is it a cookie? Is it a pie?
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Only Dad knows.
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- It's both.
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- And that's why he's
a national treasure.
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- I am so proud of you kids,
chipping in,
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working together as a family,
learning songs.
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♪ Yard sale,
shama-lama ding dong ♪
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What you got there, Billy?
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- I'm selling all my army men.
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Well, almost all.
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Not Sergeant Flargeant,
he's my favorite.
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- Sergeant Flargeant?
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Who's this?
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Corporal Smorporal?
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- It is now.
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- Nora, you must
really want a pool.
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You're selling all your bows?
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- Yep.
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Yesterday, it was so hot, my bow
melted and stuck to my head.
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It's a part of me now.
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- Oh, Phoebe, that's all
my old Electress stuff.
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You can't sell that.
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- [chuckles] No kidding.
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- What does that mean?
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- What do you mean?
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- I mean you can't sell that
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because my actual Electress whip
is in this box.
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This is a very dangerous weapon.
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If someone besides me
uses this,
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they would really hurt
themselves.
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- [chuckles] What'll happen?
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Their lights will turn off?
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Got it, putting the box back.
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- Thank you.
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- Uh, honey, you kind of
left out the part
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where if your whip
gets in the wrong hands,
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it'll explode and take out
half a city block.
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- And risk that info getting
back to our supervillain son
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voted most likely to take
out half a city block?
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- So smart.
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Uh, you know, you really were
something back in the day.
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- Back in the day?
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- I don't know
why I say things.
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- [phone dings]
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- VOICE ON PHONE: He's cute.
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- Ooh, and he's right outside.
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Oh, he is cute.
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- What is it gonna take
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to put you in these
old, dirty pants today?
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- Here's your bow.
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You got a good one.
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I wore it to my first circus.
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It still smells like elephant
and childish wonder.
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Give it back, you monster!
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I don't need
your dirty bow money!
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- So...how are things
going over here?
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- A lot of looky-loos,
but nobody's serious.
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I think I'll call it a day.
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- Nora, I know these bows mean
a lot to you, but if you want
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that pool, you're gonna have
to make some sacrifices.
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- Can we sell Dr. Colosso?
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He's never liked you, and
now Billy's on his list.
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- Why don't you go upstairs,
pick out the ones
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you don't wear anymore
and just sell those?
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- Okay.
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What are you looking at?
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- I see you eyeing those
old, dried up paintbrushes.
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You a collector?
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- Save it.
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I'm here for comics.
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You got any, tank top?
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- I'm not wearing a tank top.
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- But you look like
you got a bunch.
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- What I got a bunch of
is comics,
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but I'm not gonna sell 'em
to some kid who calls me names.
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- I got 50 bucks.
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- Tank top will be right back.
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Well, you know what they say.
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One man's trash is another weird
kid's 50 bucks worth of trash.
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- [sighs]
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I need an app that finds
cute boys
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that don't ask me
to pull their finger.
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Oh, uh, mom, you didn't
have to move the box.
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I was totally gonna do it.
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- I didn't move it.
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Oh, no, what if somebody
took it outside to sell it?
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- That box isn't going
anywhere 'til trash day.
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- What?
- Coming!
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- If you like
that box of garbage,
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you'll love these dirty pants.
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- Hey, Max, have you seen
that box of mom's old stuff?
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- Seen it and sold it.
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- What?
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[whispers] Max, that box had
mom's old Electress whip in it.
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- Oh, poor sucker, now
he's gotta throw it out.
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- No, Max, it's her real whip.
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It's super dangerous
in a non-sups' hands.
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You've gotta get it back.
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Whoever bought it could
get seriously hurt.
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- Luckily, I don't get
too attached to my customers.
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- Hurt kid plus angry
mom equals no pool.
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- No pool equals sad Max.
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Hey, kid, get back here!
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Wait, am I hurting the kid?
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- Just get the box back.
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- So did Max see the box?
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- Sure did.
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- Oh, good.
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Did he put it back in the attic?
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- [chuckles] Would I be standing
here avoiding eye contact
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if Max didn't
put the box in the attic?
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- Oh, oh, oh,
time to beat the heat.
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Oh, oh, freezy socks!
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- [snaps]
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- Hey.
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Whatcha wearin'?
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- You told me to sell
all the bows I don't wear.
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But look, I still wear them all.
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- [crash]
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- How did my kids get so weird?
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[laughing]
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Frozen thundies!
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Uh, uh, uh.
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Ah!
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- There's the nerd mobile.
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This must be the place.
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- [doorbell music plays]
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- Yep, this is the place.
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- What do you want, hipster?
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- Look, I sold that box to you
by mistake,
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and I was wondering
if I could get it back.
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Here's your 20 bucks.
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- I gave you 50, sideburns.
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- Right.
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Wait, there's something
missing in here.
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- You mean
Electress' real whip?
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I don't know how you got it, but
you're never getting it back,
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Wall Street.
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- Stop calling me
names and give it back.
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- I'm not giving
this bad boy up.
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I'd only give this
to Electress herself.
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We all know that's not
gonna happen, Chinatown.
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- [locks snapping]
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- Like four locks
are gonna stop me.
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[laughs]
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- [alarm beeping]
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- That might.
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- ♪
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- No whip?
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Why'd you come home
without the whip?
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How did he even know
the whip was real?
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- I don't know.
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He's some sort of super fan.
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Okay, he said he'd never give
it back to anyone
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but Electress herself.
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- Oh, well then we'll
just ask mom to help us.
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- You think that's a good idea?
- No.
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Oh, but we could tell dad.
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- Really?
- No!
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- BARB: Max, is
that you down there?
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- [in high-pitched voice]
Yes, I'm down here.
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- Why did you use a fake voice
if you're just
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gonna say you're down here?
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- BARB: Is that
you too, Phoebe?
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- [in deep voice] Yes, it's me.
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Look, if we wanna get that pool,
we gotta get that whip back
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before mom figures out
it's gone.
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Here she comes.
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Lose the box.
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- [crash]
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- DR. COLOSSO: Ow!
I know that was you, Billy!
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- Hey, mom, what's the haps?
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- Max, where did
you put my stuff?
257
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:23,179
- Uh, in the attic right next
to the thing, under the thing
258
00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:25,645
with the thingy.
259
00:11:25,745 --> 00:11:27,545
- I-I just need
to find my whip.
260
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,745
It could blow up...
261
00:11:29,845 --> 00:11:34,245
your minds it's so cool and not
dangerous.
262
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:37,512
Luckily my old Electro-puter
here has a homing signal
263
00:11:37,612 --> 00:11:40,112
that can locate it in a jiffy.
264
00:11:40,212 --> 00:11:41,845
- [whispers] Quick, go to your
old people translator app
265
00:11:41,945 --> 00:11:45,445
and figure out
what "jiffy" means.
266
00:11:45,545 --> 00:11:49,812
- Oh, no, it means fast,
Phoebe, really fast.
267
00:11:49,912 --> 00:11:50,879
- [computer beeping]
268
00:11:50,979 --> 00:11:52,912
- Two hundred and
fifty-three updates.
269
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,412
- [blows air]
270
00:11:54,512 --> 00:11:55,812
- Has it been that long?
271
00:11:55,912 --> 00:11:56,912
- [computer beeping]
272
00:11:57,012 --> 00:11:59,319
- Oh, this thing's
gonna take forever.
273
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,952
- Max, we need a plan.
274
00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:02,185
- Way ahead of you.
275
00:12:02,285 --> 00:12:05,285
If he wants Electress,
we'll give him Electress.
276
00:12:05,385 --> 00:12:06,952
Electress.
277
00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:10,285
- Why are you
calling me Elect--oh.
278
00:12:10,385 --> 00:12:14,219
- ♪
279
00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:16,885
- So, dad, do you think we've
made enough to get a pool?
280
00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,185
- No quite, Billy.
281
00:12:18,285 --> 00:12:23,085
Pools cost a little more
than $8.17 and a button.
282
00:12:28,219 --> 00:12:34,085
- Well, Sergeant Flargeant,
looks like this is goodbye.
283
00:12:34,185 --> 00:12:37,985
It'll be easier if
we don't look at each other.
284
00:12:38,085 --> 00:12:39,885
- Billy, what are you doing?
285
00:12:39,985 --> 00:12:41,685
You can't sell
Sergeant Flargeant.
286
00:12:41,785 --> 00:12:42,919
- I have to.
287
00:12:43,019 --> 00:12:45,385
I really want to get
that pool for you.
288
00:12:45,485 --> 00:12:48,252
You've been crying ever since
you got out here.
289
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,552
- I'm not crying.
290
00:12:49,652 --> 00:12:50,819
This is sweat.
291
00:12:50,919 --> 00:12:53,385
- Yeah, sweat
from your eyeballs.
292
00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:54,485
- I'm serious.
293
00:12:54,585 --> 00:12:56,885
It's like a million degrees
under these things.
294
00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:01,025
- A million degrees of sadness.
295
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,325
- Nora, honey,
why are you crying?
296
00:13:03,425 --> 00:13:05,125
- It's sweat!
297
00:13:05,225 --> 00:13:08,425
- ♪
298
00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:09,992
- [knocking on door]
299
00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:13,759
- BOY: Use the doorbell!
300
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:19,092
- [doorbell music plays]
301
00:13:19,192 --> 00:13:23,525
- Well, look who's
wearing a tank top.
302
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,592
- It's hot, okay?
303
00:13:25,692 --> 00:13:29,159
Anyway, I thought you'd
might like to meet someone.
304
00:13:29,259 --> 00:13:32,025
Oh, Electress!
305
00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,659
- [electricity zapping]
306
00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:36,559
- Hello, citizen.
307
00:13:36,659 --> 00:13:37,692
- Electress!
308
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:38,925
Is it really you?
309
00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:40,525
- Yes, it is me.
310
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:42,859
I hope you turn off the light
when you leave a room.
311
00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:44,692
- I do! I don't.
312
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,825
I will!
313
00:13:46,925 --> 00:13:48,759
- I believe you have
something of mine.
314
00:13:48,859 --> 00:13:50,925
- Yes, yes, your whip.
315
00:13:51,025 --> 00:13:53,159
Come in, my high-wattage queen.
316
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:09,565
- Whoa, I see you're a fan
of Electress...who is me.
317
00:14:09,665 --> 00:14:11,499
- Of course, you're my hero.
318
00:14:11,599 --> 00:14:12,865
I'll be right back.
319
00:14:12,965 --> 00:14:15,332
I hid your whip in case
your mortal enemy Blackout
320
00:14:15,432 --> 00:14:16,432
came looking for it.
321
00:14:16,532 --> 00:14:17,865
- Bright idea, boy.
322
00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:20,532
We wouldn't want it
falling into his hands.
323
00:14:20,632 --> 00:14:21,465
- You--you mean her hands.
324
00:14:21,565 --> 00:14:23,765
- I mean, her hands.
325
00:14:23,865 --> 00:14:26,465
Ha, spark attack.
326
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,999
- [electricity zapping]
327
00:14:31,632 --> 00:14:33,432
- Wow, Max, I can't believe
these gloves you made
328
00:14:33,532 --> 00:14:34,332
actually work.
329
00:14:34,432 --> 00:14:35,465
- Me neither.
330
00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:39,499
I made them completely of
parts from your laptop.
331
00:14:39,599 --> 00:14:41,199
I just hope he comes back soon.
332
00:14:41,299 --> 00:14:44,565
Seeing mom's face everywhere
is freaking me out.
333
00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:45,565
- It's not just her face.
334
00:14:45,665 --> 00:14:48,932
This place is a shrine.
335
00:14:49,032 --> 00:14:51,532
- This lonely loser pasted
mom's face on the cover
336
00:14:51,632 --> 00:14:53,765
of this superhero magazine.
337
00:14:53,865 --> 00:14:56,365
- No, Max, I think that's real.
338
00:14:56,465 --> 00:14:58,772
I think this is all real.
339
00:14:58,872 --> 00:15:02,972
"Electress short
circuits robot army."
340
00:15:03,072 --> 00:15:07,039
"Electress saves White House
then lights Christmas tree."
341
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,105
- How could mom
have done all of this?
342
00:15:08,205 --> 00:15:10,972
She can't even work
the thermostat.
343
00:15:11,072 --> 00:15:12,805
- I got your whip.
344
00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:15,905
But before you go,
Electress...
345
00:15:16,005 --> 00:15:18,539
what was your favorite battle
ever?
346
00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:22,405
- [laughs] That would be like
choosing my favorite child,
347
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:23,972
impossible.
348
00:15:24,072 --> 00:15:27,605
Although at first, I'd have
to say my oldest daughter.
349
00:15:27,705 --> 00:15:30,039
- Well, this was fun.
350
00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:34,972
But Electress has to get
to a charity event.
351
00:15:35,072 --> 00:15:38,105
Needy children
without batteries.
352
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,905
- So I'll just take my whip.
353
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:42,139
- Sorry, one more question.
354
00:15:42,239 --> 00:15:44,339
What ever happened
to your sidekick?
355
00:15:44,439 --> 00:15:46,339
- I had a sidekick?
356
00:15:46,439 --> 00:15:48,172
Oh, ha, ha, my sidekick.
357
00:15:48,272 --> 00:15:49,772
I was just telling
this guy that story.
358
00:15:49,872 --> 00:15:51,705
Here, tell him the story.
359
00:15:51,805 --> 00:15:52,772
- Don't look at me.
360
00:15:52,872 --> 00:15:53,972
Until we got
to this dweeb cave,
361
00:15:54,072 --> 00:15:56,272
I thought she was
dad's sidekick.
362
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,145
- Oh.
363
00:15:58,245 --> 00:15:59,879
A return of the spark attack.
364
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:00,912
- [electricity buzzing]
- Ow!
365
00:16:01,012 --> 00:16:02,512
- Oh, sorry.
- [electricity buzzing]
366
00:16:02,612 --> 00:16:03,845
- Turn it off!
- I can't!
367
00:16:06,145 --> 00:16:08,045
- You're not
the real Electress!
368
00:16:08,145 --> 00:16:08,879
Liars!
369
00:16:08,979 --> 00:16:13,712
Whiggy, whiggy whip!
370
00:16:13,812 --> 00:16:15,312
- Hey, what are you doing?
371
00:16:15,412 --> 00:16:15,879
- I'm sorry.
372
00:16:15,979 --> 00:16:18,679
Whiggy, whiggy whip?
373
00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:20,479
Is that something
Electress used to say?
374
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:21,579
- Nope.
375
00:16:21,679 --> 00:16:23,912
That was all Cedrick.
376
00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:27,945
- [computer beeping]
377
00:16:28,045 --> 00:16:29,745
- Now we're cooking with gas.
378
00:16:29,845 --> 00:16:31,912
Seventy percent done.
379
00:16:32,012 --> 00:16:32,745
- [computer beeping]
380
00:16:32,845 --> 00:16:33,645
- Sixty-eight?
381
00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:35,612
How are you going backwards?
382
00:16:35,712 --> 00:16:36,679
Fifty-one?
383
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:38,245
You're worse than
the thermostat.
384
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:42,679
Ugh!
385
00:16:42,779 --> 00:16:45,179
- No one's buying
anything anymore, dad.
386
00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:48,112
They're just playing with stuff.
387
00:16:48,212 --> 00:16:49,112
Dad?
388
00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:51,612
- Ah!
389
00:16:51,712 --> 00:16:53,112
You're right, Billy.
390
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,212
At this rate, you guys probably
won't make enough for a pool.
391
00:16:55,312 --> 00:16:57,112
- That's because
everybody bailed.
392
00:16:57,212 --> 00:16:58,552
Where are Max and Phoebe?
393
00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:00,619
[in deep voice] "We should
do a yard sale, guys."
394
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:04,285
[in high-pitched voice] "We can
tods make a lot of money, guys."
395
00:17:04,385 --> 00:17:06,519
- Whoa, Billy,
take it easy, buddy.
396
00:17:06,619 --> 00:17:08,452
- I sold Sergeant Flargeant.
397
00:17:08,552 --> 00:17:11,152
My favorite toy now belongs to
that pasty kid down the street
398
00:17:11,252 --> 00:17:14,619
who smells like cauliflower.
399
00:17:14,719 --> 00:17:15,785
- Well, it's still light out.
400
00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:18,185
You wanna stay and see
if we can sell anything?
401
00:17:18,285 --> 00:17:19,019
- Nah.
402
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,519
Let's just pack it up.
403
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:22,352
- ♪
404
00:17:22,452 --> 00:17:23,752
- Step right up.
405
00:17:23,852 --> 00:17:27,652
Nora's prized bows
are now for sale.
406
00:17:27,752 --> 00:17:29,652
This one was worn by the queen.
407
00:17:29,752 --> 00:17:31,652
This one can charge
your cellphone.
408
00:17:31,752 --> 00:17:35,185
This one has a pocket.
409
00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:37,819
- Nora, why are selling
all of your bows?
410
00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:39,585
- I realized I was being silly.
411
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:42,952
It's not fair if everyone else
is giving up stuff and I'm not.
412
00:17:43,052 --> 00:17:45,252
Just like you gave up
Sergeant Flargeant.
413
00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:53,419
- I am really
proud...of you both.
414
00:17:53,519 --> 00:17:55,019
- Thanks.
415
00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:58,059
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have some bows to sell.
416
00:17:58,159 --> 00:17:59,925
This bow belonged to Rihanna.
417
00:18:00,025 --> 00:18:01,725
This one can cure loneliness.
418
00:18:01,825 --> 00:18:03,392
This one has a blog.
419
00:18:05,825 --> 00:18:07,792
- [blows air]
420
00:18:07,892 --> 00:18:09,059
- My freeze breath
isn't working either.
421
00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:11,225
I think the whip is
cancelling our powers.
422
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:14,059
- Uh, man, mom had
some pretty cool stuff.
423
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:17,392
- Uh-oh, Max, it's getting hot.
424
00:18:17,492 --> 00:18:18,892
- It's becoming unstable.
425
00:18:18,992 --> 00:18:20,259
I just hope it doesn't spark.
426
00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:22,825
It's a sure sign
a weapon's about to explode.
427
00:18:22,925 --> 00:18:23,925
- [sparks]
428
00:18:24,025 --> 00:18:28,559
- And it's sparking.
429
00:18:28,659 --> 00:18:30,625
- Hello, jerks.
430
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:32,159
I just called my dad.
431
00:18:32,259 --> 00:18:35,625
And when he gets home, you guys
are gonna be in big trouble.
432
00:18:35,725 --> 00:18:36,825
- Cedrick,
you have to let us go.
433
00:18:36,925 --> 00:18:38,859
We think this whip
is about to explode.
434
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:40,392
- Why should I believe you?
435
00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:43,792
You guys have been lying
to my face ever since I met you.
436
00:18:43,892 --> 00:18:45,525
- You know what? You're right.
437
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,559
Let's start over.
438
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,392
I'm...Monica.
439
00:18:49,492 --> 00:18:53,992
And this is Ross.
440
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,665
- And for all you know, we
could be Electress' children.
441
00:18:57,765 --> 00:18:59,032
- Please.
442
00:18:59,132 --> 00:19:02,065
There's no way kids with a mom
as cool as Electress
443
00:19:02,165 --> 00:19:05,965
would know absolutely nothing
about her.
444
00:19:06,065 --> 00:19:07,032
- He's right.
445
00:19:07,132 --> 00:19:08,532
We're horrible kids.
446
00:19:08,632 --> 00:19:11,699
- It's true, you are.
447
00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:13,099
- Look, mom is
an amazing superhero,
448
00:19:13,199 --> 00:19:15,665
and some random kid knows
more about her than we do.
449
00:19:15,765 --> 00:19:19,499
- [electricity zapping]
450
00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:22,699
- Shocked...to see me.
451
00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:24,365
- Electress!
452
00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:29,432
- Amazing!
453
00:19:29,532 --> 00:19:33,265
How'd you find me,
my super-charged goddess?
454
00:19:33,365 --> 00:19:36,799
- No need to make
this weird, citizen.
455
00:19:36,899 --> 00:19:38,765
I used my state-of-the-art
homing device
456
00:19:38,865 --> 00:19:42,332
to track my whip here.
457
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:46,499
Thank you, young man, for
being a heroic Electrolyte.
458
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:49,432
- Electress, these posers
aren't really your kids,
459
00:19:49,532 --> 00:19:50,432
are they?
460
00:19:50,532 --> 00:19:51,232
- My kids?
461
00:19:51,332 --> 00:19:52,365
No way.
462
00:19:52,465 --> 00:19:55,065
My kids would never be so
reckless as to compromise
463
00:19:55,165 --> 00:19:58,472
their identities and safety just
to make a couple of bucks.
464
00:20:00,639 --> 00:20:02,572
- Told you.
465
00:20:02,672 --> 00:20:06,839
- But I will make sure
they get what's coming to them.
466
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:11,739
- A stern talking to while
we swim in our new pool?
467
00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:14,005
- Farewell, young sparkplug.
468
00:20:14,105 --> 00:20:16,972
- [electricity zapping]
469
00:20:17,072 --> 00:20:18,605
- Electress, wait!
470
00:20:18,705 --> 00:20:23,639
Before you go, who's gonna pay
for this hole in my carpet?
471
00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:26,272
- ♪
472
00:20:26,372 --> 00:20:27,472
- Well, you did it.
473
00:20:27,572 --> 00:20:33,172
You got the pool you earned.
474
00:20:33,272 --> 00:20:36,605
- We did all that hard work
for this.
475
00:20:36,705 --> 00:20:38,472
- Oh, no, she didn't!
476
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:40,205
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
477
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:41,605
Hey.
478
00:20:41,705 --> 00:20:43,405
We are still proud of you kids.
479
00:20:43,505 --> 00:20:46,539
- Well, two of you.
480
00:20:46,639 --> 00:20:47,739
- Why are you proud of me?
481
00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:50,172
I only sold one stinking bow.
482
00:20:50,272 --> 00:20:54,772
- And it was a pleasure
doing business with you.
483
00:20:54,872 --> 00:20:57,145
Good luck cashing
that check, girly.
484
00:20:57,245 --> 00:20:58,779
Away!
485
00:20:58,879 --> 00:21:00,079
- [engine fizzles]
486
00:21:00,179 --> 00:21:01,312
- Uh.
487
00:21:01,412 --> 00:21:03,212
And Billy wins again.
488
00:21:06,445 --> 00:21:08,779
- Mom, did you really use
the Eiffel Tower
489
00:21:08,879 --> 00:21:10,745
to stop an alien invasion?
490
00:21:10,845 --> 00:21:12,979
- [in French accent]
But of course.
491
00:21:13,079 --> 00:21:14,712
- One time, I used
it as a harpoon--
492
00:21:14,812 --> 00:21:15,479
- Quiet, dad.
493
00:21:15,579 --> 00:21:17,645
- Yeah, mom's talking.
494
00:21:17,745 --> 00:21:19,179
Mom, we are so sorry
we didn't know
495
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,579
all those amazing things
about you.
496
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:22,545
You really used to be somebody.
497
00:21:22,645 --> 00:21:26,412
- Thank you, I think.
498
00:21:26,512 --> 00:21:27,345
- Yeah.
499
00:21:27,445 --> 00:21:28,645
I don't know why
you don't talk about it.
500
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,179
Dad brags about his
stuff all the time.
501
00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:31,712
- Oh, you wanna hear
the harpoon story?
502
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,479
- Quiet, dad.
503
00:21:33,579 --> 00:21:35,512
- You know, as great as
those days were, my biggest
504
00:21:35,612 --> 00:21:38,779
accomplishments are sitting
right here beside me.
505
00:21:38,879 --> 00:21:40,945
- Aw, thanks, mom.
506
00:21:41,045 --> 00:21:42,845
- And now that you're grounded,
you'll be beside me
507
00:21:42,945 --> 00:21:45,979
for the next six months.
508
00:21:46,079 --> 00:21:48,579
- Come on, mom, tell
us one superhero story.
509
00:21:48,679 --> 00:21:50,312
- [indistinct chatter]
510
00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:51,445
- It was so long ago.
511
00:21:51,545 --> 00:21:53,845
There I was, up against
the deadliest sea monster,
512
00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:54,979
Squidonkulis.
513
00:21:55,079 --> 00:21:56,379
- Oh, I fought
Squidonkulis once.
514
00:21:56,479 --> 00:21:57,685
- ALL: Dad!
515
00:21:57,785 --> 00:21:59,419
- ♪
516
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