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- Stop! Clean up your dishes.
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- Uh, those aren't mine.
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- Max.
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- Oh, can't you do it?
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You're so good at dishes.
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- And soon you will be, too--
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'cause now you're
doing all of them.
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- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
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Son of Evil Man approaching.
- [doorbell ringing]
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- PHOEBE: Got it! Got it!
Got it! Got it! Got it!
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- Phoebe's hangin' out
with Evil Man's son
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and I'm doin' dishes.
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Am I in Crazytown?
- No, you're in Dishville--
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which is right next to
Get-to-scrubbin'-berg.
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- [powers zapping]
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- Hi, Link.
- Hi, Phoebe.
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- Oh, I am so excited
to go ice skating.
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I'm no pro, but I hear
the secret is leg warmers.
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A-boh!
[laughing]
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- Listen, I'm really sorry,
but I can't go ice skating.
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- Yeah, not with all
that exposed leg.
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You are begging for an ice rash.
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- Actually, my dad's making
me play tennis
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at the country club--again.
- [groaning]
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- That's why I'm dressed
like a cabana boy.
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- I don't get it--your dad
is a retired supervillain.
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Why is Evil Man part of
a country club?
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- He thinks the family
hobnobbing with the rich
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is good for his mattress store.
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- Rich people
and their hobnobbing!
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- LINK: [laughing]
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- Oh, Link, you're blinding
me with all the white--
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the shirt, the shorts,
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the coconut popsicles
you call legs.
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Ah, much better.
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No, it's not.
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- [power door opening]
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- Phoebe, I'm really sorry.
- Oh, it's okay.
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We can cover those babies right
up with some leg warmers.
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- Not my legs--the fact
that we can never hang out.
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- I know. We go to
different schools.
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We live in different towns.
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You're in a country
club, I'm not.
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- Wait. Maybe you could be.
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The club is having a doubles
tennis tournament
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and the winners get a free
one-year membership.
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- That's perfect.
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Then we could hang
out all the time.
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Luckily tennis is my jam.
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Well, tennis and leg warmers.
A-boh!
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- Well, great,
the tournament's tomorrow.
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Oh, but before I go...
[clapping hands]
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a little payback.
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[arm creaking]
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MAX: Ow! Stretchy wedgie!
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- So, that's the plan.
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Link and I win the tournament
and I'm in the club.
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- Great plan.
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Only one, uh,
itsy-bitsy problem.
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You stink at tennis.
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- Yeah, but you don't.
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You won the Metroberg
Junior Open three times--
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Max Thunderslam.
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- No one's called me
that in years.
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- That's because you erased all
evidence of that old life.
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Except this!
- [gasping]
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- Let me see! Let me see!
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Hey, Max, you have
another sister?
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- PHOEBE: [laughing]
- That's me.
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Phoebe, nobody can
see that picture.
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- I promise I'll delete it--
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if you help me and Link win.
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- Okay, fine.
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Besides, I hate those
fancy-pants country clubs.
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They literally make you
wear fancy pants.
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But how do you wanna cheat?
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- Well, okay, I am not cheating.
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I just need a few pointers.
I've already been practising.
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- How's that going?
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Whoa!
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- Oooh.
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- So let's talk cheating.
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- Aw, is our little man starting
another one of his businesses?
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- Uncle Billy's Lemonade.
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It's way better than
my other ideas.
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- Hey, if we lived
in Australia,
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Uncle Billy's Kangaroo Walking
woulda been huge.
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- And I still have one of Uncle
Billy's toothbrushes.
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- You mean Uncle Billy's Used
Toothbrushes.
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- Used?
[gagging]
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I'm just gonna...
I'll be right back.
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- Hey, Billy, the kid
down the street
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has a lemonade stand, too.
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- And you bought some?
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- Yeah. When you buy a glass,
his dog does a flip for you.
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- But I am selling lemonade.
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- Are you, Billy?
Are you really?
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If you want to compete,
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you're gonna need
a hairy beast of your own.
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Luckily we have one.
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- Dad?
- No, Colosso.
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- Great idea.
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For that, you get a free
used toothbrush.
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- You still have these?
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- I found that one in one
of my sewer adventures.
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- ♪
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- So, wait, every day,
your country club
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has a giant tea party?
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- Yeah, it's called "High Tea."
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- Uh, no, it's called
"Princess Camp,"
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and I'm down!
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- To Princess Camp!
- Aha!
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- Ah, I can't wait for us
to win the Lacroix Cup.
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Then we can hang out every day.
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- You mean hobnob.
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That's right--I speak
country club.
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- This place is a lot more
fun with you around.
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- Phoebe. Link.
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Sandwiches.
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- Thanks for coming
to support, Max.
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- Just so you know--there is
a dress code at the club.
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- Hm, what's their stance
on wedgies?
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- [powers zapping]
- LINK: [gasping]
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[high-pitched voice]
They're gonna like it like I am.
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- [powers zapping]
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- I'm just gonna go walk
this off before our match.
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- Charming, as always.
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Do you remember the plan?
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- Of course I do, because it
was my plan, Phoebe.
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Now let's get this over with.
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I can feel my pants getting
fancier by the second.
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[sighing]
- Cool towel?
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- Back off, Alfred.
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I'm not buying one of
your snooty towels.
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- It's complementary.
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That means it's free.
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- Then I'll take them all!
[laughing]
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Just give 'em.
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- Well, you want me to pretend
to be a robotic talking bunny
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just so kids'll buy
your lemonade?
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- That's it.
- Yep.
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- Let's do it!
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And I've got a routine
I've been dying to try.
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Close your eyes.
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- [hammering, drill whirring]
- Ooh, hammering the thing.
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Adding this now.
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And my nails.
- [drill whirring]
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- And open 'em.
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Ta-da!
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- Whoa!
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What is he?
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- I'm The Great Colosso,
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Fortune teller extraordinaire!
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Billy, I'm sensing...
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you're gonna sell
a buttload of lemonade.
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- Awesome.
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But what if mom and dad
catch you talking to non-supes?
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- I'm sensing...
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that's your problem.
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- Billy, you spread the word
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and I'll distract
mom and dad.
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- Lawnmower?
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How could a game called
"Lawnmower" be fun?
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- [lawnmower chugging]
- Oh!
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We're mowin'.
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Oh, okay, so you're just
cuttin' the grass.
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Stay in the lines.
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- Ooh watch out for
that soccer ball!
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- Stop backseat mowing, Barb.
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- [heavy thud]
- BILLY: [gasping]
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- Don't worry.
They can't hear you.
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The game has them now.
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- [lawnmower chugging]
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- I'm fine, by the way.
Thanks for asking.
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- Who has a yard shaped
like a unicorn?
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- You're mowing the roses!
You're mowing the roses!
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- Ah! Ha! Ha!
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- [powers zapping]
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[powers zapping]
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- SPECTATORS: [applauding]
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- Wow, tennis really
is your jam.
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- It's all in his wrist,
er, the wrist.
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- [powers zapping]
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- You! Have good form,
young man.
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- No, it's not what you think.
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- Don't be modest--
it's not often a non-member
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knows how to boss around
the staff as well as I do.
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Raspberry iced tea!
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Theodore Lacroix.
- Max Thunderman.
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- Wait, Lacroix as
in the Lacroix Cup?
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- That's right.
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It's also the name of
the president of this club.
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Clear these plates!
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- Whoa.
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I am not in Dishville anymore.
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- [laughing]
I don't know where Dishville is.
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But, here, people wait
on you hand and foot--
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which is how it should be.
Don't you agree?
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Silly straw!
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- It is how it should be.
- Mm-hm.
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- Denver Omelette!
- Nice!
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- Steel drum player!
- [steel drum music]
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- Yeah!
- [steel drum continues]
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- Max? Max?
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Pay attention.
- Sorry.
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- [music stops]
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- Raspberry iced tea!
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- Match!
- SPECTATORS: [applauding]
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- Mr. Evilman
and Miss Thunderman,
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you advance to the finals.
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- BOTH: Mwah!
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- [sighing]
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- Well, I see mattress boy has
teamed up with quite a pro.
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- Looks like I might have to
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take the cover off
my racquet today.
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- Oh, I didn't know
you were playing.
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- Of course.
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It's a shame I didn't
meet you sooner, Max.
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You're club material--
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unlike the loser
I'm playing with.
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- [snoring]
- Wake up, Senator!
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- Good luck out there,
Mr. Lacroix.
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- Thank you, Max.
Sports drink!
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- You know what this
celebration needs?
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Pecan sandies.
Be right back.
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- What a waste of evil DNA.
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- What is going on, Max?
I nearly lost out there.
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I brought you here to cheat,
not start a steel drum band.
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- I was talking to
the club president--this guy.
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Lacroix, he's so cool.
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- Hey, why are you even
bothering making friends?
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You're only here
for the day.
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00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:47,717
- LACROIX: [grunt of effort]
251
00:10:47,817 --> 00:10:49,352
- Or am I?
252
00:10:49,452 --> 00:10:51,154
- Max, what...what
are you doing?
253
00:10:51,254 --> 00:10:53,725
- LACROIX: [grunt of effort]
- SENATOR: [grunting]
254
00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:57,697
- Man down! My man is down!
255
00:10:57,797 --> 00:10:58,871
- I can sub for him.
256
00:10:58,971 --> 00:11:01,708
- Max! Good show!
257
00:11:01,808 --> 00:11:03,143
- Excuse me, Thunderslam,
258
00:11:03,244 --> 00:11:05,212
you're supposed to help me
win the free membership.
259
00:11:05,312 --> 00:11:09,017
- Sorry, Phoebe, but it turns
out I love country club life.
260
00:11:09,117 --> 00:11:11,287
And one day of it
is not enough.
261
00:11:11,387 --> 00:11:14,023
- Wait, the Senator is okay.
262
00:11:14,123 --> 00:11:16,827
- [powers zapping]
- SENATOR: [groaning]
263
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,729
- Never mind.
264
00:11:18,829 --> 00:11:21,232
- That membership is mine.
265
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,135
Trampin' steel drum music!
266
00:11:23,235 --> 00:11:28,141
- [steel drum music]
267
00:11:36,004 --> 00:11:38,907
- LACROIX: [grunt of effort]
268
00:11:39,008 --> 00:11:42,578
- JUDGE: Match.
- SPECTATORS: [applauding]
269
00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:45,582
- Mr. Lacroix
and Mr. Thunderman,
270
00:11:45,682 --> 00:11:48,043
you advance to the finals.
271
00:11:48,144 --> 00:11:50,246
- BOTH: Yeah!
- [chests thud]
272
00:11:50,346 --> 00:11:53,083
- Buh-bye.
- Bye.
273
00:11:56,029 --> 00:11:57,471
- Why are you doing
this to me?
274
00:11:57,571 --> 00:11:59,340
You know I wanna spend
more time with Link.
275
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,075
I thought you hated
country club people.
276
00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:02,577
- I did.
277
00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:04,446
- Mr. Lacroix sent
over a complementary
278
00:12:04,546 --> 00:12:06,616
tennis elbow massage.
- But now I don't.
279
00:12:10,587 --> 00:12:11,989
I thought I was gonna
have to take over the world
280
00:12:12,089 --> 00:12:13,391
to live like a king.
281
00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:15,994
It turns out I just had
to join this country club.
282
00:12:16,094 --> 00:12:17,997
- Jasmine Mint
or Coconut Lavender?
283
00:12:18,097 --> 00:12:19,633
- Both.
[clicking tongue]
284
00:12:19,733 --> 00:12:21,568
- All right, well,
the joke is on you
285
00:12:21,668 --> 00:12:23,504
because after you
double-crossed me,
286
00:12:23,604 --> 00:12:25,540
I posted that tennis pic of
you all over the internet.
287
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:30,012
- Max, I can't believe this
picture of you going around.
288
00:12:30,112 --> 00:12:32,449
Lookin' smart, Thunderslam.
289
00:12:32,549 --> 00:12:33,917
- Thanks, Mr. Lacroix.
290
00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:36,154
- Cool mist!
291
00:12:36,254 --> 00:12:39,558
Yes! Yes...
292
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,326
- All right, fine, live
it up while you can,
293
00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:43,028
Tennis the Menace,
'cause I just came up with
294
00:12:43,128 --> 00:12:47,134
the most diabolical plan that
is gonna make you beg for mercy.
295
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,402
- You don't have
a plan, do you?
296
00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,905
- I do not, but I will
see you in court.
297
00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:52,440
- You mean on the court.
298
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:53,976
- You're not better than me.
- I am at tennis.
299
00:12:54,076 --> 00:12:56,512
- Stop engaging me!
300
00:12:56,613 --> 00:12:59,656
- She's having a bad day.
301
00:12:59,757 --> 00:13:06,065
- ♪
302
00:13:06,165 --> 00:13:09,101
- Greetings!
I've been expecting you.
303
00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:10,603
I'm sensing...
304
00:13:10,703 --> 00:13:13,942
a birthday in the near
or distant future.
305
00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:18,513
So sayeth The Great Colosso!
306
00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:21,317
- He's right.
This is amazing.
307
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:24,255
- The lemonade?
- No, the robot bunny.
308
00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:29,194
Who cares about the lemonade?
309
00:13:29,294 --> 00:13:32,765
- Uncle Billy's Lemonade
is an epic fail.
310
00:13:32,866 --> 00:13:35,702
- Are you kidding?
Look at all these kids.
311
00:13:35,802 --> 00:13:38,205
And mom and dad
don't have a clue.
312
00:13:38,306 --> 00:13:40,175
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- The grass is too high.
313
00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:42,811
- Use the turbo blade.
- I can.
314
00:13:42,911 --> 00:13:44,647
- Win the game!
315
00:13:46,183 --> 00:13:47,684
- See?
316
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,354
- All I wanted was for one
of my ideas to make money.
317
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,524
- Your idea is making money.
318
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,793
And I've got a wad
of cash that says so.
319
00:13:54,894 --> 00:13:56,295
Listen...
320
00:13:56,395 --> 00:14:00,541
[speaking as money]
Your idea's makin' money.
321
00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:04,746
- My idea was the lemonade,
not fortune telling.
322
00:14:04,846 --> 00:14:08,183
This is all you and Colosso.
323
00:14:08,284 --> 00:14:10,519
- But we're making bunny money.
324
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:13,223
[speaking as money]
Bunny money!
325
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:18,096
- ♪
326
00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:19,731
- You were right.
327
00:14:19,831 --> 00:14:22,602
I dropped the Lacroix name
and the pro shop set me up.
328
00:14:22,702 --> 00:14:25,238
And so did the restaurant.
329
00:14:25,338 --> 00:14:27,608
Steak on a stick!
330
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,177
- You're not done yet.
331
00:14:29,277 --> 00:14:33,048
When we win, you are
gonna need this.
332
00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:35,285
- A club jacket?
333
00:14:35,385 --> 00:14:38,355
- Huh?
- Whoa, it has my name on it.
334
00:14:38,455 --> 00:14:40,892
- This jacket comes
with great power, Max.
335
00:14:40,992 --> 00:14:45,264
Observe...
- [jacket flapping]
336
00:14:45,364 --> 00:14:47,667
- Whoop. [laughing]
See?
337
00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:50,004
- I promise to wield
the power responsibly.
338
00:14:50,104 --> 00:14:52,940
- Why? It's not like
the rest of us do.
339
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,476
Oh! Oh!
340
00:14:55,577 --> 00:14:57,819
Oh...
follow the jacket.
341
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,789
This never gets old.
- [laughing]
342
00:14:59,889 --> 00:15:01,959
- Almost there, almost there.
343
00:15:02,059 --> 00:15:03,561
No.
344
00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:06,565
- The grass just
keeps growing.
345
00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:07,766
- I need it back, Hank.
346
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,536
- That's fine. I got this.
- I need it back!
347
00:15:10,636 --> 00:15:13,539
- [explosion]
- [buzzing]
348
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,008
- No-o-o-o-o-o!
349
00:15:15,108 --> 00:15:17,278
- [game snaps]
350
00:15:18,813 --> 00:15:21,449
- I'm so sorry, Barb.
351
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:23,719
- Oh, no, it's probably
for the best.
352
00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:25,922
We haven't seen
the kids all day.
353
00:15:26,022 --> 00:15:29,927
- Oh, my gosh, that's right.
We have kids!
354
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,633
- Aw, look at our little man's
lemonade business.
355
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,003
It's a success.
- Oh, hey, guys.
356
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,505
- Where's Billy?
357
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,074
Oh, don't tell me
he's a fortune teller.
358
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,410
- Okay, I won't tell you.
359
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:46,648
- Hey, why don't you come back
when the line's not so long.
360
00:15:46,749 --> 00:15:49,419
- You can go in front of me.
This is my fifth time.
361
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:52,556
- Oh, aren't you sweet.
- Isn't she?
362
00:15:52,656 --> 00:15:57,029
You'd better sleep
with one eye open.
363
00:15:57,129 --> 00:16:01,207
- Who calls upon
The Great Coloss--ahhhh!
364
00:16:04,544 --> 00:16:08,483
- Okay, everyone,
the robot bunny's broken.
365
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,352
Run for your life!
366
00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:12,421
- Nora, what were you thinking?
367
00:16:12,521 --> 00:16:14,791
People can't know we have
a talking bunny.
368
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,262
- I was just trying to help
the lemonade stand make money--
369
00:16:18,362 --> 00:16:20,765
to share with you guys.
370
00:16:20,865 --> 00:16:22,501
- Well, how much
are we talkin'?
371
00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:24,303
- Hank! She's trying
to bribe you.
372
00:16:24,403 --> 00:16:27,473
You can't buy yourself out
of this, young lady.
373
00:16:27,573 --> 00:16:29,610
- Wait!
[zooming]
374
00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:32,013
I'm the young lady
you're mad at.
375
00:16:32,113 --> 00:16:33,147
- I'm sorry, what?
376
00:16:33,248 --> 00:16:36,685
- Don't be mad at Nora.
This is all my idea.
377
00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:38,922
- BARB & HANK:
Really?
378
00:16:39,022 --> 00:16:40,924
- NORA: Really?
- BILLY: Really.
379
00:16:41,024 --> 00:16:43,193
- Well, Uncle Billy,
you're gonna have plenty of time
380
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,732
to come up with new ideas
while you're grounded.
381
00:16:46,832 --> 00:16:49,101
- [cell phone beeping]
- Oh.
382
00:16:49,201 --> 00:16:50,336
[gasping]
383
00:16:50,436 --> 00:16:53,140
"Lawnmower II: Blades of Fury"!
384
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,543
- We have something
to do right now,
385
00:16:55,643 --> 00:16:57,318
but when we get back...
386
00:16:57,418 --> 00:16:59,120
this better be cleaned up!
387
00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:00,956
- HANK: Oh!
388
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,195
- I don't get it.
Why'd you take the blame?
389
00:17:05,295 --> 00:17:07,899
- I finally came up with
a money-making idea.
390
00:17:07,999 --> 00:17:11,036
Uncle Billy's
"Blame It On Billy."
391
00:17:11,136 --> 00:17:14,173
I take the blame
and your money.
392
00:17:14,273 --> 00:17:16,309
Five dollars, please?
393
00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:17,877
- Are you kidding me?
394
00:17:17,977 --> 00:17:20,615
I'm gonna give you ten!
395
00:17:20,715 --> 00:17:23,484
I broke mom's favorite
vase yesterday.
396
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,921
- No, no, Nora,
Uncle Billy
397
00:17:26,022 --> 00:17:30,027
broke mom's favorite
vase yesterday.
398
00:17:30,127 --> 00:17:34,598
- ♪
399
00:17:34,699 --> 00:17:35,734
- [powers zapping]
400
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:38,137
- SENATOR: [groaning]
401
00:17:38,237 --> 00:17:40,173
- Senator down!
402
00:17:40,273 --> 00:17:45,346
- ♪
403
00:17:45,446 --> 00:17:46,614
- [powers zapping]
404
00:17:46,714 --> 00:17:49,584
- [racquet clattering]
405
00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:55,792
- ♪
406
00:17:55,892 --> 00:17:57,434
- [powers zapping]
407
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,337
- [heavy thud]
408
00:17:59,437 --> 00:18:05,244
- ♪
409
00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:08,949
- [blowing cold air]
- [ice crackling]
410
00:18:09,049 --> 00:18:11,419
- Whoa!
- [heavy thud]
411
00:18:11,519 --> 00:18:14,556
- ♪
412
00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:17,026
- [powers zapping]
- [heavy thud]
413
00:18:19,563 --> 00:18:21,798
- LINK: Time out.
414
00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:25,938
Phoebe, are you using
your powers?
415
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,142
- Pffft. Just my power serve.
416
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,578
Okay, maybe I'm using
my powers a little.
417
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,013
But Max is doing it, too.
418
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:37,285
I know.
He just pants'd me.
419
00:18:39,521 --> 00:18:41,190
- Look, I'm sorry.
420
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:44,227
Like the truth is I am
horrible at tennis.
421
00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:45,929
I just wanted to win so I could
join the country club.
422
00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:47,731
- Well, I wanna hang out
with you more, too,
423
00:18:47,831 --> 00:18:49,501
but you shouldn't have
to cheat to do it.
424
00:18:49,601 --> 00:18:51,070
- Oh, I know. This was wrong.
425
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:53,238
You know what? Can we just
finish the game the right way?
426
00:18:53,338 --> 00:18:54,774
- I'd like that.
427
00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:56,409
They do have match point,
but...who knows?
428
00:18:56,509 --> 00:18:58,519
- Hey, I don't need
superpowers to win.
429
00:18:58,619 --> 00:19:00,121
Time in.
430
00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:01,623
Good always defeats evil.
- Nothing can stop us.
431
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,059
- PHOEBE: Hey. Hey.
- BOTH: [laughing]
432
00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:07,196
- Ooh! Ooh!
- [heavy thud]
433
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,202
- Except Thunderslam.
434
00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:13,538
- The winners of
the Lacroix Cup--
435
00:19:13,638 --> 00:19:16,542
Mr. Lacroix
and Mr. Thunderman.
436
00:19:16,642 --> 00:19:17,977
- SPECTATORS: [applauding]
437
00:19:18,077 --> 00:19:22,983
- BOTH: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
Yea-a-a-a-h!
438
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:26,621
- Yes! I'm a member!
The world is mine!
439
00:19:26,721 --> 00:19:29,458
- Congratulations.
- [laughing]
440
00:19:29,558 --> 00:19:31,761
- Congratulations, gentlemen.
On behalf of all of us...
441
00:19:31,861 --> 00:19:33,864
- Give me that!
442
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,632
[laughing]
443
00:19:35,732 --> 00:19:37,769
Bow to me, country club
employees.
444
00:19:37,869 --> 00:19:42,308
Bow to your new member.
445
00:19:42,408 --> 00:19:45,479
Drummer boy,
celebration music!
446
00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:48,248
- [steel drum music]
447
00:19:50,986 --> 00:19:53,188
- [gurgling, sputtering]
448
00:19:53,288 --> 00:19:54,924
Ahhhh!
449
00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:57,327
- [music stops]
450
00:19:57,427 --> 00:20:00,137
- You are acting in an
incredibly ugly manner--
451
00:20:00,237 --> 00:20:03,642
quite frankly, not befitting
a member of our club.
452
00:20:03,742 --> 00:20:05,577
- Like you can do
anything about it.
453
00:20:05,677 --> 00:20:08,748
Now how about a victory lap?
454
00:20:08,848 --> 00:20:11,084
Ah, ride, preppy!
455
00:20:11,184 --> 00:20:13,587
- I most certainly will not!
456
00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:15,423
- Uh-huh, you will.
457
00:20:15,523 --> 00:20:18,260
I'm Max Thunderman, best friend
of president Lacroix.
458
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,564
- That's impossible.
I'm president Lacroix.
459
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,803
- Oh...
460
00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:28,807
Then, uh, who's that guy?
461
00:20:28,907 --> 00:20:33,112
- Ooh, game, set,
match, Lacroix.
462
00:20:33,212 --> 00:20:35,682
- That's my brother.
He's president--
463
00:20:35,782 --> 00:20:38,252
of sleeping on my couch.
464
00:20:38,352 --> 00:20:41,623
Two weeks has
lasted two years!
465
00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:44,594
- I'm tryin' to figure
things out!
466
00:20:44,694 --> 00:20:46,562
- Security, get him
out of here.
467
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,264
- Yeah, you're right.
468
00:20:48,364 --> 00:20:50,367
We can't have people eatin'
out of the garbage
469
00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,404
at our country club.
470
00:20:52,504 --> 00:20:54,406
- I meant you.
471
00:20:54,506 --> 00:20:56,942
And take his jacket.
- Ah, no, no!
472
00:20:57,042 --> 00:21:00,186
Not my jacket!
[yelping]
473
00:21:02,757 --> 00:21:05,293
No! No!
474
00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:18,309
- ♪
475
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,412
- Goin' out with Link
again, huh?
476
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,047
Is he still mad at me?
477
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,517
- Why don't you ask
him yourself?
478
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,353
- [arm creaking]
479
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:34,530
- Now he's over it.
480
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:37,801
- Max, I told you not to
leave your dishes out.
481
00:21:37,901 --> 00:21:39,203
- BILLY: [zooming]
482
00:21:39,303 --> 00:21:42,908
Max didn't do it,
Uncle Billy did.
483
00:21:43,008 --> 00:21:44,776
- Billy, what's gotten
into you lately?
484
00:21:44,777 --> 00:21:46,977
No TV again tonight.
485
00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:52,077
- A pleasure doing
business with you.
486
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:56,177
- Stick with me, Uncle Billy.
I'll make you a very rich man.
487
00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:17,417
- ♪
488
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:22,017
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