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- Fry interception!
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- Jerk kick!
- Oww! Oh...
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Hey, Jay Jay, why isn't
the ketchup workin'?
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- Ketchup's offline.
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Table 8 had
a splat-tastrophe.
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- Max what are you doing?
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You can't use your powers
to get that ketchup.
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People will see you.
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I'll get it.
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- You are such a scaredy cat.
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And a chicken.
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You're a chicken-cat.
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- Hey, I am not scared, okay?
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I eat food out of
mystery tubes.
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- Then use your powers,
chicken-cat.
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[clucking]
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[meowing]
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- Ha, who's
the chicken-cat now?
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- Why don't you ask the guy who
just saw you use your powers?
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- What do I do?
- Fix it.
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- I know--I'll just live
under this table forever.
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Send money and clothes.
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- No, go over there
and make him un-see it.
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- Okay, fine,
he saw my superpowers,
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now he's gonna see
my girly powers.
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- Hm...
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- [blowing air]
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[blowing more air]
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- Hi. So, did you, uh,
see my little magic trick there?
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I've got a million of 'em.
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Oh!
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- That's cool.
Hey, can you do this?
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- No, I cannot.
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- My name's Link and
I have superpowers like you.
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- [chair scraping]
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- Way to fix
things, Phoebe.
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Once I hack into the database,
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we'll know exactly
who this Link guy is.
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- I can't believe there's
somebody else
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with powers in Hiddenville--
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and with such
a super cute smile.
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- [gasping] You're not gonna
believe who his father is.
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Dad's greatest enemy.
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- PHOEBE: Evilman?
- MAX: Evilman!
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- Ach, I thought his greatest
enemy was skinny jeans.
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- Evilman is Link's dad.
This is awful.
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Dad hates Evilman.
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- That's 'cause he's
the one supervillain
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your father could
never beat.
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Every fight ended in tie
and a city being destroyed.
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Those were the days.
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- Dad's just jealous of
Evilman's awesome laugh.
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- EVILMAN:
[high-pitched laughter]
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- HANK: [screaming]
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Where is he?
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I hear Evilman's
stupid laugh.
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- Uh, Evilman?
No, no, no.
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Uh, that was just me
trying to find
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my signature
supervillain laugh.
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So what do you
think of this?
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Ha. Ha. Ha.
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- I like that.
But not the other one.
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That laugh, and anything
to do with Evilman,
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is forbidden in this house.
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- I've never seen him
move that fast.
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- Or get that mad.
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So, when are you
goin' out with Link?
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- Are you crazy?
I'm cancelling right now.
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- No, Phoebe, you've
gotta go out with him.
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Then me and his dad
can become evil besties
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and I'll inherit
his ice base, huh?
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Thirty acres of frozen evil.
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It's the ultimate
supervillain lair.
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- What's wrong with our lair?
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- It smells like a pet store.
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- Oh, Phoebe,
you just got burned.
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- All right, it's done.
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No super cutie for me.
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- I'm not losing
my ice base.
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"Hey, Link, J.K.
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We're totes on for tomorrow."
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Smiley. Wink. Heart.
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Pft! Girls sound so dumb.
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Now what am I gonna wear
to meet Evilman?
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- Two hundred and eighty
thousand jumps.
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Think you can beat that?
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- [powers zapping]
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I guess we'll never know.
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- [doorbell ringing]
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- WOMAN ANNOUNCING: Alert!
Alert! Package delivered.
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- [zooming]
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- Whoa, a toy delivery?
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- I can't wait to see
what it is.
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I hope it is a jump rope.
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- Cool. A remote-controlled
helicopter.
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- Nora, the box says it's for
somebody named "Pete Fisher."
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We can't open this.
We have to tell mom.
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- Why do that when we can
just play with it first,
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then put it back in the box
and nobody would ever know.
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- Isn't that stealing?
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- Not if I call you "Pete
Fisher" for the rest of the day.
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- I don't know.
It doesn't sound right.
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- Would you prefer "Peter"?
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- I would!
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- WOMAN ANNOUNCING:
Alert! Alert!
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Son of Evilman approaching.
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- Shhh, be cool,
Thunder monitor.
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This dude has the key
to my ice base.
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Phoebe, Overachievers of America
are at the door for you.
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- Overachievers of America?
They're a week early.
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Of course, they are.
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Hey, Link. Link? Link!
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- [door slams]
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- What's he doing here?
How do I look?
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Why did you do this?
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- Ice base. Who cares?
Ice base.
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- Max, you can't
let Evilman's son--
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Hey!
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Sorry about that.
Doors are weird.
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- No worries.
I brought you a gift.
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The ketchup that
brought us together.
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- Aw...
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- Phoebe, are you trying
to say, "Please come in."
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- Uh-huh.
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[laughing]
Come in.
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- MAX: Yes!
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I just really love ketchup.
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- So, listen,
before we go out,
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there's something
you should know.
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The reason I have superpowers
is because my dad is...
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Evilman.
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- PHOEBE & MAX:
Wha-a-a-a-a-t?
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- It's haunted me
my whole life.
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But, trust me,
I'm nothing like my dad.
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- Look, I believe you, but my
parents would never let me
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go out with you if they knew
your dad is Evilman.
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So we should just go.
- Okay.
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I'll leave this here.
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Your dad's Thunderman?!
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- Keep your voice down.
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- Oh, this is terrible.
My dad hates your dad.
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Like hate-hates.
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Like even more than
being woken up from naps.
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- Our parents never
have to find out.
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This is about you and me.
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- And maybe an ice base.
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- Oh. Hey, guys.
Who's this?
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- Hey, Mom, this is Link.
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- Hi, Link.
- Hi, I'm...I'm...I'm Link.
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- Yes, I heard.
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- Uh, we were
just goin' out.
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- Oh, that must be your car
in the driveway.
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Hank, Phoebe's going out
with a boy who has a car!
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- [footsteps pounding]
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- You were wrong before.
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That's the fastest
he's ever moved.
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- So, who do we have here?
- Link.
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- Link.
- Link.
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- Does Link have
a last name?
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- Uh, Link Link.
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- Link Link--so you're
named after a panda
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and you wanna drive
my daughter around?
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- Uh, yes, sir.
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Uh, it's very nice to meet you,
sir, Mr. Thunder, sir.
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- Hm, you're already
afraid of me.
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We're off to a good start.
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So, let's check out
this "car."
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- Ahem!
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- After I put on
some "pants."
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Nice car, Link Link.
Got a rearview mirror?
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'Cause you never know when
someone's following you.
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Watching your every move.
- Ah!
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Yeah, yeah, I got
a rearview mirror
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and a side view mirror
and even a little mirror
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inside the side view mirror.
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Is that enough mirrors?
Please like me.
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- Okay, Dad, I think Link
has passed your little test.
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- You have nothing to
worry about, sir.
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My dad even installed
an emergency G.P.S. button
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that alerts him to my exact
location of the car
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if it breaks down.
[laughing]
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- Hm, your dad sounds
like a smart man.
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I like him already.
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- LINK:
[laughing]
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- PHOEBE: [laughing weakly]
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- [button beeps]
- See you soon, Evilman.
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- What was that, Max?
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- Uh, I said, let's see if Link
can pass the vision test...man.
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- Good point. I'd hate to
see you get blindsided!
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- You're doing great!
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- On behalf of Captain Nora
and Co-pilot Peter Fisher,
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thank you for choosing
ThunderAir.
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- [helicopter blades whirring]
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- We're flying!
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Ah, we're crashing!
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- Nobody panic!
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- BARB: Max?
- It's Mom!
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- Everybody panic!
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- Hide the evidence!
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- BILLY: [zooming]
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- Aw, you look so cute.
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Have you two seen a package?
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Mr. Fisher from
down the street
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said it was delivered
here by mistake.
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- We haven't seen a thing,
have we, Billy?
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- What helicopter?
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- Well, Max swears
he didn't take it,
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but I had to
double-check, you know.
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Can't trust Max,
but I can trust you guys.
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- [celebratory music]
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- Congratulations.
Your first crime.
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- [noisemaker whizzing]
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- COLOSSO: [laughing]
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- Crime?
We didn't commit a crime.
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- Tell that to the cops
when they come
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to take you away
for stealing.
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They're gonna throw
the book at ya!
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- They are?
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I don't even like it when
books are handed to me.
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- All we have to do
is fix the helicopter,
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put it back in the box
and say we found it.
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We'll be heroes.
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- Congratulations,
your first cover-up!
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- [noisemaker whizzing]
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- COLOSSO: [laughing]
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- [scanner blipping]
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- Okay, Link, you have
my permission
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to go out with Phoebe.
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Clearly, you were
raised right.
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- Okay, Max, as soon
as Evilman gets here,
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just tell him
you're a big fan
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and he's the father
you never had.
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- [doorbell ringing]
- He's at our door?
251
00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:30,394
I'll get it! I'll get it!
I'll get it!
252
00:11:33,597 --> 00:11:38,468
Hi, I wanna fan
your father!
253
00:11:38,568 --> 00:11:42,537
Oh, immature!
254
00:11:42,637 --> 00:11:44,105
- Dad, what are you
doing here?
255
00:11:44,205 --> 00:11:46,007
- Your car's emergency
alert went off.
256
00:11:46,107 --> 00:11:47,775
I came here as fast
as I could.
257
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,711
- I wonder who pushed it?
258
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,545
- Come on in, Mr. Link.
259
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,780
- It's Evilman (Evilleman)
260
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,448
It's Mike Evilman,
thank you.
261
00:11:56,548 --> 00:12:00,892
- Wait a minute.
You look familiar.
262
00:12:00,992 --> 00:12:05,229
You're the mattress guy
from those commercials!
263
00:12:05,329 --> 00:12:06,997
I'll put you down!
264
00:12:07,097 --> 00:12:10,599
- BOTH: ♪ On the most comfy
mattress in town ♪
265
00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:14,036
- Hank Thunderman.
Please, have a seat.
266
00:12:14,136 --> 00:12:16,804
- Well, it's been a pleasure
talking to Link.
267
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,673
He seems like
a very good boy.
268
00:12:18,773 --> 00:12:23,043
- Oh, yes, some might
say too good.
269
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,545
- I have the opposite
problem with my son.
270
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:29,514
You wanna trade?
- BOTH: [laughing]
271
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,016
- [high-pitched laugh]
272
00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:39,757
- I know that laugh.
273
00:12:39,857 --> 00:12:41,291
- No. No, you don't.
274
00:12:41,391 --> 00:12:43,460
This is a person you're meeting
for the first time.
275
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,561
- You're Evilman!
276
00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,663
[roaring]
277
00:12:47,763 --> 00:12:50,098
- You're Thunderman!
278
00:12:50,198 --> 00:12:52,867
[grunting]
279
00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:54,634
- MAX, PHOEBE, LINK:
Uh-oh!
280
00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:56,303
- BOTH: [snarling]
- No, no, no, no, no!
281
00:12:56,403 --> 00:12:59,412
You two are not destroying
another one of my homes!
282
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,880
Or cities.
283
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,216
- Save your sparks,
Electriss.
284
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,884
Link and I were
just leaving.
285
00:13:06,984 --> 00:13:11,021
- You're not leaving.
I am kicking you out!
286
00:13:13,657 --> 00:13:15,791
Evilman's son, Phoebe?
Really?
287
00:13:15,891 --> 00:13:19,761
Oh, you are never to
see that boy again!
288
00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:23,497
- But he's super cutie!
- My ice base!
289
00:13:25,942 --> 00:13:27,512
- Guess I should have waited
till I had my ice base
290
00:13:27,512 --> 00:13:30,047
before I ordered
this ice furniture.
291
00:13:32,048 --> 00:13:34,150
- Hey, Max, I know, uh,
you're pretty bummed,
292
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,818
so I brought you a sandwich.
293
00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:37,353
- Aw, thanks, sis.
294
00:13:37,453 --> 00:13:39,354
- You idiot!
Evilman was in our house!
295
00:13:39,454 --> 00:13:41,456
- I know and the only
thing I could say was
296
00:13:41,556 --> 00:13:43,324
"I wanna fan your father."
297
00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:45,593
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
298
00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:46,827
- Not that--now dad
is freaking out
299
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,129
because his worst enemy
knows where we live.
300
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,364
He's calling the Hero League now
to find out what we should do.
301
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,332
- Oh, I know what
we shouldn't do.
302
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:54,967
Waste perfectly
good sandwiches!
303
00:13:56,608 --> 00:13:58,443
I'm still gonna eat
that when you leave.
304
00:13:58,543 --> 00:13:59,945
- You're also gonna cover for me
305
00:14:00,045 --> 00:14:02,146
so I can go sneak out and see
Link one last time.
306
00:14:02,246 --> 00:14:03,647
- After what happened,
307
00:14:03,748 --> 00:14:05,849
how do you know he wants
to see you again?
308
00:14:05,949 --> 00:14:07,517
- [sighing]
309
00:14:10,119 --> 00:14:11,987
Aw...
310
00:14:12,087 --> 00:14:13,989
[laughing]
311
00:14:16,358 --> 00:14:18,559
- Okay, I'll do it for love.
312
00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:19,860
- Really?
- Yeah.
313
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,195
The love of that ice base.
- I'll take it.
314
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,067
- So you're really
gonna help her?
315
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,269
- No.
316
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,970
I'm gonna rat out
those lovebirds.
317
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,538
Then dad will need Evilman
to track down Link's car
318
00:14:34,638 --> 00:14:36,306
and I can finally meet him.
319
00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:38,308
- Didn't you already
meet Evilman?
320
00:14:38,408 --> 00:14:40,477
- That didn't count!
321
00:14:41,844 --> 00:14:43,712
- Just melt this spinny thing
to the pointy thing
322
00:14:43,812 --> 00:14:46,848
and we can stay out
of the jaily thing.
323
00:14:46,948 --> 00:14:48,349
- [powers zapping]
324
00:14:48,449 --> 00:14:50,518
Done. Let's make
sure it works.
325
00:14:52,853 --> 00:14:54,954
- [helicopter blades whirring]
326
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,166
- I don't wanna be
Pete Fisher any more.
327
00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:05,202
- Our intel indicates
that Evilman
328
00:15:05,302 --> 00:15:07,138
has been retired
for over ten years
329
00:15:07,238 --> 00:15:08,805
and poses no threat.
330
00:15:08,905 --> 00:15:10,441
Has he done anything wrong?
331
00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:14,244
- His son asked
my daughter out.
332
00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:18,580
- Okay, this is the Hero League
emergency number, Thunderman,
333
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,050
not the Desperate Dad
Helpline.
334
00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:23,684
- Well, what's that number?
335
00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:28,255
- Oh, I have it right...here.
336
00:15:28,355 --> 00:15:30,356
- Wait!
337
00:15:30,456 --> 00:15:32,458
- Dad, Phoebe snuck out
to meet Link.
338
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:34,025
- What?
339
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,927
- But we've gotta find Evilman
so we can track down Link's car.
340
00:15:36,027 --> 00:15:38,029
- Oh, he's probably
at his mattress store.
341
00:15:38,129 --> 00:15:39,930
Thunderman, away!
342
00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,832
- [plaster thuds]
343
00:15:41,932 --> 00:15:44,501
- All right. I'm gettin'
a second chance.
344
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,202
You're Max Thunderman.
345
00:15:46,302 --> 00:15:48,171
He's lucky to
be meeting you!
346
00:15:51,606 --> 00:15:54,175
- I hate being
woken up from naps!
347
00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:58,785
- Hi, I'm Carl Callaghan.
348
00:15:58,885 --> 00:16:02,088
Where'd that even come from?
349
00:16:02,188 --> 00:16:05,257
- Your evil spawn ran
off with my daughter.
350
00:16:05,357 --> 00:16:07,526
- Impossible!
351
00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:10,729
I told him to stay away from
that goody-two-shoes.
352
00:16:10,829 --> 00:16:12,996
I'm putting an end
to this right now.
353
00:16:13,096 --> 00:16:15,999
- Ho, not if I put
an end to it first!
354
00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:17,134
- Um, I've got the phone
355
00:16:17,234 --> 00:16:19,602
that can track down Link's
car and their location.
356
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,770
- I allow you to proceed.
357
00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:24,540
- [silently]
Oh, thank you.
358
00:16:26,374 --> 00:16:30,544
They're at some terribly-named
place called Splatburger.
359
00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,579
- Thunderman, away!
360
00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:34,948
- Evilman, rise!
361
00:16:36,149 --> 00:16:39,251
- Max, catching the bus!
362
00:16:40,752 --> 00:16:42,654
- Remember, we got rid
of the evidence.
363
00:16:42,754 --> 00:16:45,122
So we're in the clear.
Just be cool.
364
00:16:45,222 --> 00:16:47,991
- Don't worry. I am totally
cool under pressure.
365
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:52,061
- Freeze right there.
- Ahhhhh, they found us!
366
00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:57,906
- I thought I heard
my little angels.
367
00:16:58,006 --> 00:17:01,609
Oh, hello, officer.
What's going on?
368
00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,143
- It's all my fault!
369
00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:05,145
We lied and stole Pete Fisher's
toy then broke it.
370
00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:07,213
- Then we fixed it.
- Then we blew it up.
371
00:17:07,314 --> 00:17:09,481
- Then we buried
it out back.
372
00:17:09,581 --> 00:17:11,217
- Please don't let him
take us to kid jail.
373
00:17:11,317 --> 00:17:14,752
- Billy and Nora, I can't
believe you lied to me.
374
00:17:14,853 --> 00:17:18,623
Officer, I am so sorry.
- I'm sorry, too, ma'am.
375
00:17:18,723 --> 00:17:21,525
- That you're not
eating a hot dog!
376
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,660
- I know, I can expl--huh?
377
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,561
- I'm from the new
restaurant Cop Dog
378
00:17:25,661 --> 00:17:27,963
and I'm here to protect
and serve you...
379
00:17:28,063 --> 00:17:29,497
this coupon!
380
00:17:29,597 --> 00:17:31,866
Have a hot doggity day.
381
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:40,906
- So, wonder who
made this mess?
382
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:47,411
- I'm gonna win this one.
- Yes.
383
00:17:47,512 --> 00:17:49,113
No.
- No, you're not.
384
00:17:49,213 --> 00:17:50,648
Thank you.
- Thanks.
385
00:17:50,748 --> 00:17:52,082
Aw, they forgot the ice.
386
00:17:52,182 --> 00:17:56,926
- Oh, I got this.
[blowing frigid air]
387
00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:59,028
- Thanks.
388
00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:05,633
- PHOEBE: [laughing]
- Just a little superpower fun.
389
00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:07,802
- I never get to
do stuff like this.
390
00:18:07,902 --> 00:18:09,569
I always have to pretend to be
normal when I'm out.
391
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:11,370
- I know.
Normal's so boring.
392
00:18:11,471 --> 00:18:12,839
My dad's a mattress
salesman now.
393
00:18:12,939 --> 00:18:15,140
He basically sleeps
while he works.
394
00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:16,942
- Oh, my dad's retired,
so he basically
395
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:19,477
sleeps on the couch
until it's time to go to bed.
396
00:18:19,577 --> 00:18:21,312
- BOTH: [laughing]
397
00:18:21,412 --> 00:18:23,647
- Are you worried about us
getting caught together?
398
00:18:23,747 --> 00:18:25,749
- Nah, if there's one thing
my brother's good at--
399
00:18:25,849 --> 00:18:27,650
it's lying to our parents.
400
00:18:27,751 --> 00:18:29,319
- [heavy thud]
401
00:18:31,954 --> 00:18:34,589
- And apparently to me.
402
00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:37,859
- There they are!
- I saw them first!
403
00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:43,263
- So much in common.
404
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,799
- Oh!
- Eeeh!
405
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,469
- Phoebe, you are
in big trouble.
406
00:18:51,569 --> 00:18:53,571
- And I explicitly
forbid you
407
00:18:53,671 --> 00:18:55,640
from seeing this
good girl again.
408
00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,014
- Why? Because
of your issues?
409
00:18:57,114 --> 00:18:59,216
We're not you.
Why can't we hang out?
410
00:18:59,316 --> 00:19:03,386
- Your daughter
is manipulating my son.
411
00:19:03,486 --> 00:19:04,720
- Oooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
412
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,855
You're so lucky there's
all these people around.
413
00:19:06,955 --> 00:19:10,558
- Since when did I ever
care about people?
414
00:19:10,658 --> 00:19:12,559
Wear the tube, boob!
415
00:19:12,659 --> 00:19:14,661
- Dad! No!
- Don't!
416
00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:16,462
- Don't do this, please!
- Dad! Seriously?
417
00:19:16,562 --> 00:19:19,064
- Food fight!
418
00:19:23,368 --> 00:19:25,236
- Eat chicken, turkey face!
419
00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:28,071
- [chicken thuds]
- [high-pitched laughter]
420
00:19:28,172 --> 00:19:30,307
- Hope you like cupcakes,
cupcake!
421
00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:32,575
- [cupcake thuds]
422
00:19:32,675 --> 00:19:34,677
- [cackling laughter]
423
00:19:34,777 --> 00:19:37,346
- Looks like it's nacho day!
424
00:19:37,446 --> 00:19:39,380
- [nachos splat]
425
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:42,950
- [high-pitched laughter]
426
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:45,720
- I'm gonna knock
your guac off.
427
00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:48,087
- [guacamole splats]
428
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:54,392
- Enough!
Stop behaving like children!
429
00:19:54,492 --> 00:19:56,801
- BOTH: He started it!
430
00:19:58,303 --> 00:20:01,305
- Do you guys realize how
much you have in common?
431
00:20:01,405 --> 00:20:02,873
You both hung up your capes.
432
00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:04,708
You moved your families
to the suburbs.
433
00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:06,342
And you both sleep all day.
434
00:20:06,442 --> 00:20:08,611
You're basically
the same person.
435
00:20:08,711 --> 00:20:10,712
- I have better hair.
436
00:20:10,812 --> 00:20:12,847
- Well, I'm a beloved
local TV celebrity.
437
00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:14,749
- LINK & PHOEBE: Dad.
438
00:20:14,849 --> 00:20:19,219
- Fine, but only because
I hate wasting food.
439
00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:22,855
- [sighing]
440
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,891
The fact that you're willing
to put down your tube
441
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,558
makes me realize that...
442
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,894
you're defenseless!
443
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:33,297
Hasta la vista, baby!
- PHOEBE: No!
444
00:20:38,134 --> 00:20:41,637
- Ha, the weird
kid got it!
445
00:20:41,737 --> 00:20:45,573
- You finally noticed me?
446
00:20:45,673 --> 00:20:48,743
- Look, Dad, I'm sorry
I lied, but...
447
00:20:48,843 --> 00:20:50,411
Link and I really like each
other and you were
448
00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:52,746
trying to keep us apart
because of your past.
449
00:20:52,846 --> 00:20:54,447
- You guys are right.
450
00:20:54,547 --> 00:20:56,489
We should be
apologizing to you.
451
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,590
You're not...us.
452
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:02,060
- Yeah, we're not even
us any more.
453
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,327
Look at this.
454
00:21:03,427 --> 00:21:05,529
We couldn't even destroy
this tacky restaurant.
455
00:21:05,629 --> 00:21:08,231
- Well, since you're
old and sleepy,
456
00:21:08,331 --> 00:21:10,033
how about you give
me your ice base?
457
00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:13,669
- Oh, I sold that to open
up my mattress store.
458
00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:15,604
- Mattresses aren't evil.
459
00:21:15,704 --> 00:21:16,738
- Try lyin' on mine.
460
00:21:16,838 --> 00:21:19,374
It's like a boulder
with a sheet on it.
461
00:21:19,537 --> 00:21:21,437
- Oh, you need a new mattress?
You should come on by.
462
00:21:21,537 --> 00:21:22,937
- Oooh.
463
00:21:23,037 --> 00:21:25,170
- I will put you down on...
464
00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:28,737
- BOTH: ♪ The most comfy
mattress in town ♪
465
00:21:28,837 --> 00:21:30,903
- [high-pitched laughter]
466
00:21:33,603 --> 00:21:35,803
- Did we just end
a lifelong feud?
467
00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:39,137
- And it only cost you $372!
468
00:21:41,237 --> 00:21:43,303
- Don't worry, ha,
I got this.
469
00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:49,737
My dad's wallet.
470
00:21:49,837 --> 00:21:52,137
I'm a little evil.
471
00:21:52,237 --> 00:21:53,803
- [laughing]
We'll split it.
472
00:21:53,903 --> 00:21:55,403
My brother's wallet.
473
00:21:55,503 --> 00:21:57,410
- Ahhhh...
474
00:21:57,460 --> 00:22:02,010
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