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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,929 --> 00:00:04,165 - Hey, dweebie. 2 00:00:04,165 --> 00:00:05,566 - I told you not to call me that. 3 00:00:05,566 --> 00:00:06,934 - You tell me lots of things. 4 00:00:06,934 --> 00:00:08,068 Have you seen my keys? 5 00:00:08,068 --> 00:00:09,537 - They're on the floor by the door. 6 00:00:11,138 --> 00:00:12,139 - I don't see 'em. 7 00:00:12,139 --> 00:00:14,808 - Look under the rug. 8 00:00:14,808 --> 00:00:17,676 Three, two, one. 9 00:00:17,676 --> 00:00:19,678 - Whoa! 10 00:00:19,678 --> 00:00:21,447 - Oh, keys. 11 00:00:21,447 --> 00:00:22,547 I thought you said, 12 00:00:22,547 --> 00:00:24,316 "Hit me in the butt with the door." 13 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,085 - Come on, Billy, let's go play laser tag. 14 00:00:28,085 --> 00:00:30,621 [laser zaps] - Ow. 15 00:00:30,621 --> 00:00:32,789 The pain makes it fun. 16 00:00:32,789 --> 00:00:35,725 [laser zapping] 17 00:00:37,260 --> 00:00:40,462 - Aw, remember when you and I used to get along like that? 18 00:00:40,462 --> 00:00:41,797 - Yeah. 19 00:00:41,797 --> 00:00:44,766 Wait. No, that wasn't you. 20 00:00:44,766 --> 00:00:47,001 - Hey, guys, great news. 21 00:00:47,001 --> 00:00:49,537 Nora's teacher recommended her for a spot 22 00:00:49,537 --> 00:00:51,872 at the Primridge school for girls. 23 00:00:51,872 --> 00:00:54,074 - Girls? But I like boys. 24 00:00:54,074 --> 00:00:56,509 They heal quicker. 25 00:00:56,509 --> 00:00:58,377 - Primridge is the fanciest school around, 26 00:00:58,377 --> 00:01:00,419 and they want to interview you today. 27 00:01:00,419 --> 00:01:01,587 - Pretty cool. 28 00:01:01,587 --> 00:01:02,588 - So I'm gonna need you two 29 00:01:02,588 --> 00:01:03,989 to babysit Billy while we take her. 30 00:01:03,989 --> 00:01:05,957 - Pretty not cool. 31 00:01:05,957 --> 00:01:08,126 - We'll take away your phones if you don't. 32 00:01:08,126 --> 00:01:09,827 - And it's cool again. 33 00:01:09,827 --> 00:01:11,428 - Good. 34 00:01:11,428 --> 00:01:13,530 Nora, this is a great opportunity for you. 35 00:01:13,530 --> 00:01:15,899 The ambassador to France went there. 36 00:01:15,899 --> 00:01:17,600 - Oh, maybe you'll learn how to... 37 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,237 [speaks gibberish] 38 00:01:21,237 --> 00:01:22,838 - But I like my school. 39 00:01:22,838 --> 00:01:24,973 - Yeah, but Primridge has everything: 40 00:01:24,973 --> 00:01:27,409 a lacrosse field, a science lab-- 41 00:01:27,409 --> 00:01:28,643 Help me out, Hank. 42 00:01:28,643 --> 00:01:30,544 - They have an ice cream bar in the cafeteria. 43 00:01:30,544 --> 00:01:33,046 - Let's get this show on the road. 44 00:01:33,046 --> 00:01:35,616 - Nora, why do you have a spoon in your pocket? 45 00:01:35,616 --> 00:01:37,650 - Like Dad says, "Always be ready for dessert." 46 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:41,587 - Mm-hmm, that's my girl. 47 00:01:41,587 --> 00:01:44,389 - Nora, are you really gonna go to a different school than me? 48 00:01:44,389 --> 00:01:46,925 - No way. That place is for fancy kids. 49 00:01:46,925 --> 00:01:50,628 And I'm not fancy, but I am hungry. 50 00:01:50,628 --> 00:01:52,029 - Come on, Nora, let's go. 51 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,531 - Uh, Phoebe, you're in charge. 52 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:54,732 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 53 00:01:54,732 --> 00:01:56,399 Why does Phoebe always get to be in charge? 54 00:01:56,399 --> 00:01:57,534 We're the same age. 55 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,308 Where's my chance? 56 00:01:59,308 --> 00:02:01,243 - Okay, you're in charge. 57 00:02:01,243 --> 00:02:02,378 - Yes! 58 00:02:02,378 --> 00:02:03,845 - Phoebe, you're secretly in charge. 59 00:02:03,845 --> 00:02:04,780 - Duh. 60 00:02:06,081 --> 00:02:07,883 [upbeat music] 61 00:02:07,883 --> 00:02:08,983 - ♪ What you see ♪ 62 00:02:08,983 --> 00:02:11,085 ♪ Is not what you get ♪ 63 00:02:11,085 --> 00:02:14,221 ♪ Living our lives with a secret ♪ 64 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:17,023 ♪ We fit right in, bet you'd never guess ♪ 65 00:02:17,023 --> 00:02:20,793 ♪ 'cause we're living our lives just like all the rest ♪ 66 00:02:20,793 --> 00:02:24,429 ♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪ 67 00:02:24,429 --> 00:02:25,597 ♪ Look closer, you might see ♪ 68 00:02:25,597 --> 00:02:27,732 ♪ The crazy things we do ♪ 69 00:02:27,732 --> 00:02:30,768 ♪ This isn't make-believe, it's our reality ♪ 70 00:02:30,768 --> 00:02:32,669 ♪ Just your average family ♪ 71 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:35,672 ♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪ 72 00:02:35,672 --> 00:02:38,041 ♪ Living a double life ♪ 73 00:02:40,568 --> 00:02:42,337 - Billy, I'm making cereal. Do you want some? 74 00:02:42,337 --> 00:02:43,338 [disk whooshes] 75 00:02:43,338 --> 00:02:45,305 [cereal clatters] 76 00:02:46,255 --> 00:02:49,825 A simple "no" would do. 77 00:02:49,825 --> 00:02:52,328 - Cool danger disk, huh? 78 00:02:52,328 --> 00:02:55,663 By the way, the cereal goes in the bowl. 79 00:02:55,663 --> 00:02:58,373 - By the way, you don't play danger disk in the house. 80 00:02:58,373 --> 00:03:00,374 - Max said it was fine, and he's in charge. 81 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:04,378 - No, he's not. 82 00:03:04,378 --> 00:03:06,046 Dad just told him that so that he'd behave. 83 00:03:06,046 --> 00:03:07,280 - Well, it didn't work. 84 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,514 Billy, keep playing. 85 00:03:08,514 --> 00:03:10,483 Phoebe, go to your room. 86 00:03:10,483 --> 00:03:12,184 - Yay! 87 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:16,988 Ow! 88 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,757 My big toe finger. 89 00:03:19,757 --> 00:03:21,092 - Oh, no. 90 00:03:21,092 --> 00:03:24,027 Billy hurt his thumb. 91 00:03:24,027 --> 00:03:26,429 This is why you don't play with this in the house. 92 00:03:26,429 --> 00:03:27,564 [glass shatters] 93 00:03:30,432 --> 00:03:32,601 And that's another reason. 94 00:03:37,205 --> 00:03:38,206 - Got my ice cream. 95 00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:40,575 We can go home now. 96 00:03:40,575 --> 00:03:43,410 - This school isn't just about the ice cream, Nora. 97 00:03:43,410 --> 00:03:47,347 It's got great teachers and amazing facilities-- 98 00:03:47,347 --> 00:03:48,381 - Got my ice cream. 99 00:03:48,381 --> 00:03:50,649 We can go home now. 100 00:03:50,649 --> 00:03:53,118 Oh, right, sorry, interview with the Dean. 101 00:03:53,118 --> 00:03:55,153 Stay focused, Nora. 102 00:03:58,763 --> 00:04:00,865 - You dripped ice cream on your dress. 103 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:02,466 - Oh, yeah. 104 00:04:02,466 --> 00:04:04,000 All gone. 105 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,936 - Good luck getting in here. 106 00:04:05,936 --> 00:04:08,671 Primridge girls don't wear their food. 107 00:04:08,671 --> 00:04:10,706 - Your butt's going to be wearing my foot 108 00:04:10,706 --> 00:04:13,375 if you don't mind your own beeswax. 109 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:15,610 - My butt wouldn't be caught dead 110 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:18,012 in those unfortunate shoes. 111 00:04:18,012 --> 00:04:20,781 [both laugh] 112 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:25,185 - Those girls don't think I can get into their snooty school? 113 00:04:25,185 --> 00:04:29,522 I'll show those spoiled, bratty little fancy pants-- 114 00:04:29,522 --> 00:04:30,790 - Nora Thunderman? 115 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:33,258 - Dean Bartholet. 116 00:04:33,258 --> 00:04:36,294 Enchanted to make your acquaintance. 117 00:04:43,668 --> 00:04:47,137 - You were smart to come to Dr. Colosso. 118 00:04:47,137 --> 00:04:48,472 - Are you even a real doctor? 119 00:04:48,472 --> 00:04:51,274 - Of course. I've operated on 100 people. 120 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:52,475 - Doesn't make you a doctor. 121 00:04:52,475 --> 00:04:54,710 - Quiet, or I'll make it 101. 122 00:04:56,211 --> 00:04:57,852 - So is his thumb bad? 123 00:04:57,852 --> 00:04:59,621 - Oh, yeah, it's bad. 124 00:04:59,621 --> 00:05:01,923 We should lop it off and put it on a keychain. 125 00:05:05,059 --> 00:05:06,693 Oh, so a rabbit's foot is lucky, 126 00:05:06,693 --> 00:05:09,963 but a kid's thumb is crossing the line. 127 00:05:09,963 --> 00:05:11,997 - Here's an idea. 128 00:05:11,997 --> 00:05:16,168 Let's not seek medical advice from a homicidal rabbit. 129 00:05:16,168 --> 00:05:17,369 - You're right. 130 00:05:17,369 --> 00:05:19,604 Let's just get Billy checked out at the hospital. 131 00:05:19,604 --> 00:05:20,872 - Are you crazy? 132 00:05:20,872 --> 00:05:22,406 If Billy gets examined by doctors, 133 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:23,741 we'll be exposed as superheroes. 134 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:24,975 - Why? 135 00:05:24,975 --> 00:05:26,744 It's not like he has an extra superpower lobe 136 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,078 in his brain like we do. 137 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,780 - Yeah, but do you know how fast Billy's heart beats? 138 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:33,883 [heartbeat thumping rapidly] 139 00:05:33,883 --> 00:05:37,018 - You should hear it after my morning jog to Peru. 140 00:05:37,018 --> 00:05:38,554 - We have to call Mom and Dad. 141 00:05:38,554 --> 00:05:40,788 - No way. That'll get us in trouble. 142 00:05:43,324 --> 00:05:44,792 - It'll get you in trouble. 143 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:45,893 You're the one who told Billy 144 00:05:45,893 --> 00:05:47,827 to keep playing danger disk in the-- 145 00:05:47,827 --> 00:05:50,196 And they're gone to the hospital. 146 00:05:53,232 --> 00:05:57,269 - So, Nora, tell me a little bit about yourself. 147 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:59,311 - Where to begin? 148 00:05:59,311 --> 00:06:02,680 I love poetry, fine conversation, 149 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,482 and attending the ballet with my dear mother and father. 150 00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:07,284 Isn't that right, dearest ones? 151 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,955 - I think she's talking to us. 152 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:16,959 - Oh. Yes, that's right. 153 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,693 - How I do love the dance. 154 00:06:18,693 --> 00:06:19,961 Like I was saying 155 00:06:19,961 --> 00:06:22,096 to my dear friend Princess Kate the other day, 156 00:06:22,096 --> 00:06:25,566 "Bubbles"--I call her Bubbles-- 157 00:06:25,566 --> 00:06:28,201 "We simply must start a dance company." 158 00:06:28,201 --> 00:06:29,836 Oh, how I do go on. 159 00:06:29,836 --> 00:06:31,804 Pardonne-moi. 160 00:06:31,804 --> 00:06:33,272 - You speak French? 161 00:06:33,272 --> 00:06:34,440 - Oui, oui. 162 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,108 the French culture is so elegant. 163 00:06:37,108 --> 00:06:39,645 Such savoir faire. 164 00:06:39,645 --> 00:06:42,447 And what they can do with a cream sauce... 165 00:06:42,447 --> 00:06:44,014 Mwah! 166 00:06:44,014 --> 00:06:45,282 [sighs] 167 00:06:45,282 --> 00:06:48,685 - She's on fire. 168 00:06:48,685 --> 00:06:51,921 - Mr. And Mrs. Thunderman, I must say, 169 00:06:51,921 --> 00:06:55,491 I was told your daughter was gifted, 170 00:06:55,491 --> 00:06:58,834 but I wasn't expecting such a cultured young lady. 171 00:06:58,834 --> 00:07:00,802 - That's our Nora. 172 00:07:00,802 --> 00:07:03,437 She's full of surprises. 173 00:07:07,308 --> 00:07:08,609 - Hospital gum? 174 00:07:08,609 --> 00:07:10,977 - That's a bandage. 175 00:07:10,977 --> 00:07:13,913 - Oh, that's why it lost its flavor so quickly. 176 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,516 - Max, this is a bad idea. 177 00:07:17,516 --> 00:07:18,917 We're gonna get exposed. 178 00:07:18,917 --> 00:07:22,954 - Phoebe, you're forgetting I'm an evil mastermind. 179 00:07:22,954 --> 00:07:24,488 May I present... 180 00:07:24,488 --> 00:07:27,090 - What's that, your briefcase full of doctor-fooling stuff? 181 00:07:27,090 --> 00:07:30,493 - My briefcase full of doctor-fooling stuff. 182 00:07:31,828 --> 00:07:35,564 First, we have a robotic arm with a normal pulse 183 00:07:35,564 --> 00:07:37,566 and fake ears so the doctor won't detect 184 00:07:37,566 --> 00:07:39,200 your super temperature. 185 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,036 Hey, where's the other ear? 186 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:45,906 - You're a much better listener than Max. 187 00:07:45,906 --> 00:07:48,242 Anyway, back to my mother. 188 00:07:48,242 --> 00:07:51,110 She was a piece of work. 189 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:53,179 - How is this gonna fool the doctor? 190 00:07:53,179 --> 00:07:55,214 - [laughs] This is Max's Teddy bear. 191 00:07:55,214 --> 00:07:56,882 He clutches it when he gets a shot. 192 00:07:56,882 --> 00:07:58,323 - You're afraid of shots? 193 00:07:58,323 --> 00:08:00,792 - No. 194 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:04,028 Give me back grizzly Gus. 195 00:08:04,028 --> 00:08:05,629 - Oh, no, Max, the doctor's coming. 196 00:08:05,629 --> 00:08:07,198 - Hurry, get ready! 197 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:13,069 - Hello! You must be Billy. 198 00:08:13,069 --> 00:08:14,937 Before we take a look at your thumb, 199 00:08:14,937 --> 00:08:16,772 I need to take a few vital signs. 200 00:08:16,772 --> 00:08:20,175 Can I see your arm? 201 00:08:20,175 --> 00:08:22,376 That's quite an arm you've got there. 202 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,145 - Thank you. It's new. 203 00:08:24,145 --> 00:08:25,146 - [laughs] 204 00:08:25,146 --> 00:08:26,780 Oh, Billy. 205 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:28,148 He says things. 206 00:08:30,818 --> 00:08:32,485 - Pulse seems normal. 207 00:08:32,485 --> 00:08:34,821 Let's take your temperature. 208 00:08:34,821 --> 00:08:35,822 - Uh, use this one. 209 00:08:35,822 --> 00:08:37,356 I'm left-eared. 210 00:08:37,356 --> 00:08:38,857 - Good gravy! 211 00:08:38,857 --> 00:08:39,858 - I can explain. 212 00:08:39,858 --> 00:08:41,126 Billy has... 213 00:08:42,627 --> 00:08:44,629 A huge ear. 214 00:08:47,765 --> 00:08:49,433 [thermometer beeps] 215 00:08:49,433 --> 00:08:50,434 - 98.6. 216 00:08:50,434 --> 00:08:51,901 - Yes! 217 00:08:51,901 --> 00:08:55,771 I loves me some normal ear temperature. 218 00:08:55,771 --> 00:08:58,647 - All right, let's look at that thumb. 219 00:08:58,647 --> 00:08:59,982 Can you wiggle it? 220 00:08:59,982 --> 00:09:02,917 - I can shake it all night long. 221 00:09:05,687 --> 00:09:06,754 - The thumb. 222 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:09,923 - Oh, right. 223 00:09:09,923 --> 00:09:12,358 - Hmm. 224 00:09:12,358 --> 00:09:13,426 It's just a sprain. 225 00:09:13,426 --> 00:09:16,262 Just ice it, and it'll be fine. 226 00:09:16,262 --> 00:09:20,132 - Thanks, doctor. 227 00:09:20,132 --> 00:09:21,933 - It worked. See, Phoebe? 228 00:09:21,933 --> 00:09:23,201 Everything turned out great 229 00:09:23,201 --> 00:09:26,804 thanks to my calm, cool leadership. 230 00:09:26,804 --> 00:09:29,440 - Sorry, kids, I'll be needing this room for the next patient. 231 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,641 - Needle. 232 00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:31,975 Big. 233 00:09:31,975 --> 00:09:33,776 [groans] 234 00:09:33,776 --> 00:09:34,977 Crash! 235 00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:38,214 - What was that noise? 236 00:09:38,214 --> 00:09:39,548 - This boy just fainted. 237 00:09:39,548 --> 00:09:40,982 - Take this young man off 238 00:09:40,982 --> 00:09:42,450 for a complete physical evaluation. 239 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:43,584 Give him the works. 240 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,486 - Just don't give him a brain scan. 241 00:09:45,486 --> 00:09:47,422 - Good idea. Let's give him a brain scan. 242 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,292 - Don't look at me. 243 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,393 I said not to. 244 00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:58,624 - You can see the patient now. - [sighs] 245 00:09:58,624 --> 00:10:00,059 - Max, are you okay? 246 00:10:00,059 --> 00:10:01,160 - I'm fine. 247 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:04,363 - Good, 'cause that was hilarious! 248 00:10:04,363 --> 00:10:06,665 She was like, "Hey, I need this room now." 249 00:10:06,665 --> 00:10:09,033 And you were like, "Ah, giant shot! 250 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:10,901 Bam! Good night, everybody!" 251 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:11,835 [imitates groan] 252 00:10:16,106 --> 00:10:18,074 - Max, did they find out you have superpowers? 253 00:10:18,074 --> 00:10:19,108 - I don't think so, 254 00:10:19,108 --> 00:10:20,542 but they said they took a brain scan. 255 00:10:20,542 --> 00:10:22,611 Once they look at it, they'll see the superpower lobe 256 00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:24,179 and we'll be busted for sure. 257 00:10:24,179 --> 00:10:27,182 - Unless--unless we get that brain scan first. 258 00:10:27,182 --> 00:10:29,484 We just need to figure out a way to sneak around the hospital 259 00:10:29,484 --> 00:10:30,651 without being noticed. 260 00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:31,786 - I got it. 261 00:10:31,786 --> 00:10:33,553 We go to medical school and become doctors. 262 00:10:33,553 --> 00:10:35,589 Then we meet back here in 12 years. 263 00:10:35,589 --> 00:10:38,324 Break! 264 00:10:38,324 --> 00:10:40,459 BOTH: Or... 265 00:10:41,794 --> 00:10:43,295 - Greetings, Dr. Krelman. 266 00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:45,163 - Greetings, Dr. Chang. 267 00:10:45,163 --> 00:10:48,833 - And hello, Dr. Bandage Boy. 268 00:10:50,001 --> 00:10:51,936 Ow! 269 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,147 - Good job, Nora. 270 00:10:57,147 --> 00:10:59,115 I mean, you really put on a great show. 271 00:10:59,115 --> 00:11:02,451 - Yeah, I didn't know you knew German poetry. 272 00:11:02,451 --> 00:11:03,853 - Once I get in, 273 00:11:03,853 --> 00:11:06,621 I'm gonna show these snooty girls what real fun is. 274 00:11:06,621 --> 00:11:08,522 - Now, Nora, don't get your hopes up. 275 00:11:08,522 --> 00:11:10,291 You still might not get accepted. 276 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,960 But what really matters is that you tried. 277 00:11:14,194 --> 00:11:17,064 - Nora Thunderman, welcome to Primridge. 278 00:11:17,064 --> 00:11:18,064 - Yes! 279 00:11:18,064 --> 00:11:20,132 Baby's going to fancy school! 280 00:11:20,132 --> 00:11:21,367 - [clears throat] 281 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:24,069 - I mean, how lovely. 282 00:11:24,069 --> 00:11:26,204 - Our school tailor, Mr. Joseph, 283 00:11:26,204 --> 00:11:28,706 can do a uniform fitting with you shortly. 284 00:11:28,706 --> 00:11:30,875 Oh, and I'll need to collect that check from you, 285 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:32,142 Mr. Thunderman. 286 00:11:32,142 --> 00:11:34,845 - Here you go. First year's tuition. 287 00:11:34,845 --> 00:11:37,781 - No, this is just the entrance fee. 288 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,849 The actual tuition is-- 289 00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:42,385 Well, just add a couple of zeroes. 290 00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:48,590 - Give her the check, Hank. 291 00:11:54,561 --> 00:11:55,562 - Here comes more doctors. 292 00:11:55,562 --> 00:11:56,770 Act like we belong. 293 00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:58,104 - Doctor. - Doctor. 294 00:11:58,104 --> 00:11:59,405 - Doctor. - Doctor. 295 00:11:59,405 --> 00:12:00,840 - Nurse. 296 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:06,178 Ladies love the B-man. 297 00:12:06,178 --> 00:12:08,780 - Come on, let's find that brain scan. 298 00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:11,715 [phone chimes] 299 00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:13,417 Oh, it's a text from Mom. 300 00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:16,820 "Nora accepted at Primridge and can't wait to start." 301 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,021 That's great. 302 00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:20,423 - Nora promised me that wouldn't happen. 303 00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:24,160 I can't believe she lied to me. 304 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,927 - Any chance that's code for, 305 00:12:25,927 --> 00:12:29,264 "Don't worry, I'll find your brain scan?" 306 00:12:29,264 --> 00:12:32,267 - I'm not a real doctor, but I'm going with no. 307 00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:33,300 - Okay, I'll find Billy. 308 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,368 You find my brain scan. 309 00:12:34,368 --> 00:12:35,502 - Wait, no, Max, don't-- 310 00:12:35,502 --> 00:12:37,971 And he's gone again. 311 00:12:37,971 --> 00:12:39,439 How am I gonna find Max's brain scan 312 00:12:39,439 --> 00:12:41,875 all by myself in this giant hospital? 313 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:43,576 - This is Max Thunderman's brain scan. 314 00:12:43,576 --> 00:12:45,711 Dr. Miller will be by for it shortly. 315 00:12:45,711 --> 00:12:48,013 - Oh, I am good. 316 00:12:48,013 --> 00:12:50,815 Time to nab me a brain scan. 317 00:12:50,815 --> 00:12:53,217 Time to panic and hide in here. 318 00:12:55,786 --> 00:12:58,361 - Dr. Chang, I presume. 319 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,997 - Huh? - Your name tag. 320 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:04,099 - Oh, right, I'm Dr. Chang. 321 00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:05,334 What do I look like, 322 00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:09,070 some crazy teenager who steals doctor clothes? 323 00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:12,440 - No, you look like you're late. Stand with the other interns. 324 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,675 So one of you is going to perform 325 00:13:14,675 --> 00:13:17,144 your first surgery today. 326 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,812 Who it's going to be? 327 00:13:21,481 --> 00:13:22,582 - [coughing] not Chang. 328 00:13:30,403 --> 00:13:31,971 - Billy? 329 00:13:31,971 --> 00:13:33,072 Billy? 330 00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:35,006 - He's not in here. 331 00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:40,445 - Billy, what are you doing? 332 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,780 We need your super-speed to get my brain scan. 333 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,648 - I want us to get exposed. 334 00:13:44,648 --> 00:13:46,716 Then Nora can't go to that stupid school. 335 00:13:46,716 --> 00:13:49,352 - What's the big deal if Nora goes to a different school? 336 00:13:49,352 --> 00:13:50,687 You know how many times I've tried 337 00:13:50,687 --> 00:13:53,622 to get Phoebe transferred to another school? 338 00:13:53,622 --> 00:13:56,058 - Yeah, but Nora's my best friend. 339 00:13:56,058 --> 00:13:58,033 You don't like Phoebe. 340 00:13:58,033 --> 00:13:59,033 - Is that what you think? 341 00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:01,035 - You guys fight all the time. 342 00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:02,403 - We don't fight. 343 00:14:02,403 --> 00:14:04,438 We bicker. 344 00:14:04,438 --> 00:14:08,008 It's like arguing but cuter. 345 00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:11,911 And it doesn't mean that I don't care about her. 346 00:14:11,911 --> 00:14:14,379 Phoebe and I will always be there for each other 347 00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:16,515 just like you and Nora will. 348 00:14:16,515 --> 00:14:17,882 - Promise? 349 00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:19,651 - Of course. 350 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,020 Sisters are for life. 351 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:23,254 - Thanks, Max. 352 00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:25,523 - All right, let's go get my brain scan. 353 00:14:30,227 --> 00:14:31,160 Take the bucket off. 354 00:14:35,364 --> 00:14:36,732 - Ta-da! 355 00:14:36,732 --> 00:14:40,568 - Ahh, look at my little future ambassador in her uniform. 356 00:14:40,568 --> 00:14:43,638 - At these prices, that thing should be made of gold. 357 00:14:43,638 --> 00:14:46,206 - Nora, you'll start Monday morning. 358 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:47,474 In the meantime, 359 00:14:47,474 --> 00:14:49,476 we'll need you to choose an after-school sport, 360 00:14:49,476 --> 00:14:50,844 an after-school club, 361 00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:52,946 and get a jump on the three hours 362 00:14:52,946 --> 00:14:54,547 of nightly homework. 363 00:14:54,547 --> 00:14:55,714 - What? 364 00:14:55,714 --> 00:14:57,756 When am I supposed to play with Billy? 365 00:14:57,756 --> 00:15:00,658 - I don't know who Billy is, 366 00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,860 but you'll make new friends like 367 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,063 Celestina, Gloriana, and Sophia. 368 00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:10,200 - Did you hear that, Nora? 369 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,168 You're gonna have a friend named Sophia. 370 00:15:15,337 --> 00:15:19,140 - Mom, Dad, I don't want to go here. 371 00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:20,942 - What? Why not? 372 00:15:20,942 --> 00:15:23,777 - Because there'll be no time to play with Billy. 373 00:15:23,777 --> 00:15:25,045 He's my best friend. 374 00:15:25,045 --> 00:15:27,948 - Well, then why did you try so hard to get accepted? 375 00:15:27,948 --> 00:15:29,216 - I don't know. 376 00:15:29,216 --> 00:15:31,651 That girl in the hall said I'd never get in, 377 00:15:31,651 --> 00:15:34,620 so I wanted to prove her wrong. 378 00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:38,557 It was either that or laser her face off. 379 00:15:38,557 --> 00:15:41,159 - Made the right choice, honey. 380 00:15:41,159 --> 00:15:44,962 - It's our fault, too, sweetie. 381 00:15:44,962 --> 00:15:46,764 If your father and I hadn't gotten so caught up 382 00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:48,065 in what we wanted, 383 00:15:48,065 --> 00:15:49,999 you wouldn't be here in the first place. 384 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:52,301 - Hey, I just came for the ice cream. 385 00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:54,470 - So I can stay at my old school? 386 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,805 - Of course. 387 00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:58,781 - Oh, no, the check. 388 00:15:58,781 --> 00:15:59,781 - What check? 389 00:15:59,781 --> 00:16:01,649 [gasps] The check. 390 00:16:01,649 --> 00:16:02,950 - She'll never give it back to us. 391 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:04,752 - Well, well, well, well, what are we gonna do? 392 00:16:04,752 --> 00:16:06,587 We have to think of something. - I can't think. 393 00:16:06,587 --> 00:16:09,155 I just paid thousands of dollars for free ice cream. 394 00:16:09,155 --> 00:16:10,891 - Dad, that's it. 395 00:16:10,891 --> 00:16:13,693 Always be ready for dessert. 396 00:16:13,693 --> 00:16:15,027 - I'm listening. 397 00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:19,398 - All right, class, Dr. Chang here 398 00:16:19,398 --> 00:16:20,965 has kindly volunteered to demonstrate 399 00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:22,500 a surgical mole removal. 400 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,902 - Actually, you dragged me up here 401 00:16:23,902 --> 00:16:27,037 while I begged and pleaded with you to choose someone else. 402 00:16:27,037 --> 00:16:29,472 - And I ignored you. 403 00:16:29,472 --> 00:16:31,474 This is your patient. 404 00:16:31,474 --> 00:16:32,542 And this... 405 00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:37,179 Is his mole. 406 00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:39,848 - Sweet cheese, it's huge. 407 00:16:39,848 --> 00:16:41,116 - And it's all yours. 408 00:16:41,116 --> 00:16:42,883 Go crazy. 409 00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:50,023 - Here comes the Dean. 410 00:16:50,023 --> 00:16:51,558 - Ready, dearest ones? 411 00:16:51,558 --> 00:16:54,360 BOTH: Ready. 412 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:58,370 - Mmm, best ice cream ever. 413 00:16:59,872 --> 00:17:01,606 - It's so good. 414 00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:03,708 - What are you doing? 415 00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:06,177 - We thought we'd stick around and celebrate, 416 00:17:06,177 --> 00:17:07,578 Thunderman style! 417 00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:10,080 [all cheer] 418 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:13,183 - Isn't this how a Primridge girl eats? 419 00:17:21,556 --> 00:17:23,725 - Hey, guys. 420 00:17:23,725 --> 00:17:27,094 Help me make a sundae inside my mouth! 421 00:17:27,094 --> 00:17:29,663 BOTH: Okay! 422 00:17:29,663 --> 00:17:34,300 - Here comes Mr. Chocolate Sauce! 423 00:17:37,136 --> 00:17:39,738 - And don't forget the sprinkles. 424 00:17:51,848 --> 00:17:53,650 - Oh. - All right, that's it. 425 00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:54,818 Stop it. 426 00:17:54,818 --> 00:17:59,327 You're clearly not Primridge material. 427 00:17:59,327 --> 00:18:01,763 Please take your check and get out. 428 00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:15,541 - Merci beaucoup... [speaking gibberish] 429 00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:18,711 Which is French for, "Thanks for the ice cream." 430 00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:24,749 - All right, removing a mole. 431 00:18:24,749 --> 00:18:27,351 The first step in removing a mole is 432 00:18:27,351 --> 00:18:31,021 putting the patient at ease. 433 00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:32,956 Hello. 434 00:18:34,691 --> 00:18:36,358 - You know what you're doing, right? 435 00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:37,693 - [scoffs] Of course. 436 00:18:37,693 --> 00:18:40,262 I can do this with my eyes closed. 437 00:18:40,262 --> 00:18:42,531 And I plan to. 438 00:18:42,531 --> 00:18:46,767 - Okay, next we take the mole scoopy thingy 439 00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:48,302 and we just-- 440 00:18:48,302 --> 00:18:51,471 We just get right in there and start-- 441 00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:53,607 Just... 442 00:18:58,284 --> 00:19:00,352 Look, I'm sorry. I have a confession to make. 443 00:19:00,352 --> 00:19:01,353 The truth is-- 444 00:19:01,353 --> 00:19:02,454 - The truth is, 445 00:19:02,454 --> 00:19:05,457 she never does surgery without me. 446 00:19:05,457 --> 00:19:07,624 [glove snaps] Ow. 447 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,460 - Max, I'm so glad you're here. 448 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,728 - Who's Max, and why are we glad he's here? 449 00:19:11,728 --> 00:19:15,465 - Dr. Max Krelman of Krelman and Chang. 450 00:19:15,465 --> 00:19:16,966 What's today's surgery, Dr. Chang? 451 00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:18,200 - Mole removal, Dr. Krelman. 452 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,370 - Mole removal, our specialty. 453 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:24,272 Sweet cheese, that's huge. 454 00:19:24,272 --> 00:19:26,174 I got it. Just distract them for me. 455 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,979 - So how about that new foot clinic? 456 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,916 You know, speaking of feet, 457 00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:41,052 a successful surgery starts with a pair of well-tied shoes. 458 00:19:41,052 --> 00:19:42,621 So everybody reach down 459 00:19:42,621 --> 00:19:44,589 and make sure those shoes are good and tied. 460 00:19:44,589 --> 00:19:45,924 - Dr. Chang-- - This man has a mole. 461 00:19:45,924 --> 00:19:48,225 Tie your shoes. 462 00:19:48,225 --> 00:19:51,728 - You might want to turn away. 463 00:19:51,728 --> 00:19:54,664 [breath whooshes] 464 00:19:56,265 --> 00:19:57,974 Ding! 465 00:19:57,974 --> 00:20:00,208 - Done. 466 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,677 - And there you have it. 467 00:20:01,677 --> 00:20:03,545 No more mole. 468 00:20:03,545 --> 00:20:04,546 [applause] 469 00:20:04,546 --> 00:20:05,980 - You have been a great audience. 470 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,882 She's Chang. - And he's Krelman. 471 00:20:07,882 --> 00:20:09,183 - And we're out of here. 472 00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:10,317 BOTH: Good night. 473 00:20:10,317 --> 00:20:11,885 [applause] 474 00:20:11,885 --> 00:20:13,186 - Why are you clapping? 475 00:20:13,186 --> 00:20:14,587 We don't even know what happened. 476 00:20:16,656 --> 00:20:17,757 - Oh, no, we're too late. 477 00:20:17,757 --> 00:20:21,293 The doctor already has your brain scan. 478 00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:23,628 - Don't worry. I got this. 479 00:20:23,628 --> 00:20:25,363 [papers rustle] 480 00:20:28,732 --> 00:20:30,734 - Billy, you did it. 481 00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:33,470 And with a bucket on your butt. 482 00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,105 - You're not upset about Nora anymore? 483 00:20:35,105 --> 00:20:36,239 - Of course not. 484 00:20:36,239 --> 00:20:38,541 - Wow, obviously, you got through to him. 485 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,476 And you saved me in there. 486 00:20:40,476 --> 00:20:42,578 It's nice to know you've got my back. 487 00:20:42,578 --> 00:20:45,413 - Yeah, just like Max said, sisters are for life. 488 00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:46,847 See you at home. 489 00:20:49,684 --> 00:20:51,218 - You said sisters are for life? 490 00:20:51,218 --> 00:20:52,887 - Kid's all woozy from the thumb pain, 491 00:20:52,887 --> 00:20:54,321 doesn't know what he's talking about. 492 00:20:59,665 --> 00:21:00,899 - What took you guys so long? 493 00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:02,601 I just heard Mom and Dad pull up. 494 00:21:02,601 --> 00:21:04,002 - Just act natural. 495 00:21:04,002 --> 00:21:06,904 If they ask, we just had a quiet afternoon at home. 496 00:21:08,405 --> 00:21:09,741 - Hey, kids. 497 00:21:09,741 --> 00:21:13,277 - We had a quiet afternoon at home and acted natural. 498 00:21:15,278 --> 00:21:17,847 - Okay. 499 00:21:17,847 --> 00:21:20,983 - Nora, I just want to say I'm really proud of you 500 00:21:20,983 --> 00:21:22,305 for getting into that school. 501 00:21:22,305 --> 00:21:23,772 I'll be just fine without you. 502 00:21:23,772 --> 00:21:25,039 - I'm not going. 503 00:21:25,039 --> 00:21:27,172 - Oh, thank goodness. 504 00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:28,372 I'd be a mess without you. 505 00:21:31,772 --> 00:21:33,405 - Thanks for babysitting, you two. 506 00:21:33,405 --> 00:21:34,672 - Oh, it was mole problem-- 507 00:21:34,672 --> 00:21:37,705 I mean, no problem. 508 00:21:37,705 --> 00:21:39,072 - That was close. 509 00:21:39,072 --> 00:21:43,205 - Guys, don't forget we have to ice this tonight. 510 00:21:45,439 --> 00:21:48,772 - Why is Billy's thumb giant? 511 00:21:48,772 --> 00:21:51,872 - Phoebe, let's get out of here. 512 00:21:51,872 --> 00:21:54,939 Phoebe? 513 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:58,112 So that's what it feels like. 514 00:21:58,162 --> 00:22:02,712 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35283

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