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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,503 --> 00:00:02,205 - Thanks for the breakfast smoothies, mom. 2 00:00:02,205 --> 00:00:05,074 - Of course, anything for my babies. 3 00:00:08,711 --> 00:00:12,148 - Mm! - Delicious. 4 00:00:12,148 --> 00:00:13,149 - Good morning, everyone. 5 00:00:13,149 --> 00:00:14,917 - Someone slept in today. 6 00:00:14,917 --> 00:00:17,386 Want a smoothie? - Oh, sure, thanks. 7 00:00:20,989 --> 00:00:22,425 Mmm! 8 00:00:22,425 --> 00:00:24,359 I am so glad you bought a new juicer 9 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:25,961 after the first one was accidentally hit 10 00:00:25,961 --> 00:00:27,395 by a hammer seven times. 11 00:00:29,798 --> 00:00:30,999 - Check it out. 12 00:00:30,999 --> 00:00:33,268 Our homeowners association blog says 13 00:00:33,268 --> 00:00:36,071 that pesky neighborhood vandal struck again. 14 00:00:36,071 --> 00:00:37,105 - "Neighborhood vandal 15 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:39,474 steals chickens from backyard coop." 16 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:41,076 - Small-town prankster. 17 00:00:41,076 --> 00:00:42,410 Adorable. 18 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,046 - Not adorable. 19 00:00:44,046 --> 00:00:46,614 It's times like this I wish I never hung up my cape. 20 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,416 - You never hang up anything. 21 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,684 - Yes, I do. 22 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,190 - Why is there a chicken in the backyard? 23 00:00:55,190 --> 00:00:56,824 - To get to the other side. 24 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:57,765 Nailed it! 25 00:00:59,501 --> 00:01:01,503 - What in the... 26 00:01:03,338 --> 00:01:04,739 - What? Nora! 27 00:01:06,407 --> 00:01:09,143 Later. 28 00:01:09,143 --> 00:01:13,380 - Cool! We live on a farm! 29 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:16,217 - The vandal put the stolen chickens in our yard. 30 00:01:16,217 --> 00:01:18,886 - All right, Thundermans, chicken roundup. 31 00:01:18,886 --> 00:01:21,222 [clicking] 32 00:01:21,222 --> 00:01:24,692 [chickens clucking] 33 00:01:24,692 --> 00:01:25,760 [laughter] 34 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,761 Stop laughing. 35 00:01:26,761 --> 00:01:27,762 This isn't funny. 36 00:01:27,762 --> 00:01:29,630 [chicken screeches] 37 00:01:30,697 --> 00:01:34,235 [laughter] 38 00:01:34,235 --> 00:01:35,569 - Is it funny now? 39 00:01:35,569 --> 00:01:37,604 - Yes. 40 00:01:37,604 --> 00:01:38,539 Yes, it is. 41 00:01:41,242 --> 00:01:43,144 [heroic music] 42 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:46,380 - ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪ 43 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:49,450 ♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪ 44 00:01:49,450 --> 00:01:52,686 ♪ We fit right in bet you never guess ♪ 45 00:01:52,686 --> 00:01:55,956 ♪ 'cause we're livin' our lives just like all the rest ♪ 46 00:01:55,956 --> 00:01:59,633 ♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪ 47 00:01:59,633 --> 00:02:03,036 ♪ Look closer you might see the crazy things we do ♪ 48 00:02:03,036 --> 00:02:05,939 ♪ This isn't make-believe it's our reality ♪ 49 00:02:05,939 --> 00:02:09,042 ♪ Just your average family trying to be normal ♪ 50 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:13,747 ♪ And stay out of trouble livin' a double life ♪ 51 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,768 - Why are you putting eggs in your pockets? 52 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:23,904 - I'm gonna hatch them. 53 00:02:23,904 --> 00:02:25,606 - You know that's not possible? 54 00:02:25,606 --> 00:02:28,675 - I ran to Costa Rica for bananas this morning. 55 00:02:28,675 --> 00:02:30,444 Don't tell me what's possible. 56 00:02:33,814 --> 00:02:36,082 - You seem to be enjoying yourself a little too much. 57 00:02:36,082 --> 00:02:39,252 - That's because I enjoy working in the great outdoors, 58 00:02:39,252 --> 00:02:41,187 and you're standing in chicken poop. 59 00:02:44,324 --> 00:02:47,393 - You know, Hank, we could do something about the vandal 60 00:02:47,393 --> 00:02:49,730 if we started some sort of crime watch program. 61 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:51,397 - Oh, yeah, we could call ourselves 62 00:02:51,397 --> 00:02:52,933 community crime punchers 63 00:02:52,933 --> 00:02:54,901 and punch out crime! 64 00:02:54,901 --> 00:02:56,102 I could be the captain 65 00:02:56,102 --> 00:02:59,145 and the people of hiddenville will adore me. 66 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:02,648 - Or you could just do it to stop the neighborhood vandal. 67 00:03:02,648 --> 00:03:07,187 - As long as the people adore me. 68 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,355 - Let me solve this case for you right now, dad. 69 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,790 Max did it. - What? 70 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:13,092 - Oh, don't "what" me, rooster booster. 71 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:14,093 Just admit it. 72 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:15,461 You were up late this morning 73 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:17,797 because you were out late last night stealing chicken. 74 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:19,298 - Oh, please, if I did this, 75 00:03:19,298 --> 00:03:22,768 these would be android chickens with rocket wings. 76 00:03:22,768 --> 00:03:24,236 - The boy has a point, 77 00:03:24,236 --> 00:03:26,471 and you're not getting back robo-cluck. 78 00:03:26,471 --> 00:03:28,574 - Buck-aww... 79 00:03:28,574 --> 00:03:29,675 - Come on, Hank, 80 00:03:29,675 --> 00:03:31,343 let's start getting these chickens 81 00:03:31,343 --> 00:03:32,477 back where they belong. 82 00:03:32,477 --> 00:03:33,746 - The deep fryer? 83 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:36,081 - No, their owner. 84 00:03:36,081 --> 00:03:37,716 - Buck-aww... 85 00:03:40,652 --> 00:03:42,287 - Okay, you might have them fooled, 86 00:03:42,287 --> 00:03:43,923 but I know when you're hiding something. 87 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:46,125 You're the neighborhood vandal, and I'm gonna catch you. 88 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:47,292 - Mm, good luck with that. 89 00:03:47,292 --> 00:03:49,228 You couldn't catch a cold in winter. 90 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:52,497 - That's because I sanitize. 91 00:03:52,497 --> 00:03:55,267 The point is that you better watch your step 92 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:58,910 because I'm not gonna let you out of my sight. 93 00:03:58,910 --> 00:04:00,178 Where'd you go? 94 00:04:04,716 --> 00:04:09,921 - Okay, crime punchers meeting starts in five minutes. 95 00:04:12,056 --> 00:04:15,026 All right, Nora, let's hear that new theme song. 96 00:04:15,026 --> 00:04:16,828 - ♪ We're the crime punchers ♪ 97 00:04:16,828 --> 00:04:18,362 ♪ Making you safe ♪ 98 00:04:18,362 --> 00:04:19,363 ♪ Crime punchers ♪ 99 00:04:19,363 --> 00:04:21,432 Punching crime in the face! 100 00:04:24,803 --> 00:04:26,404 - Okay. 101 00:04:26,404 --> 00:04:28,072 Billy, we need that chair for the meeting. 102 00:04:28,072 --> 00:04:31,675 - Dad, I'm nesting. 103 00:04:31,675 --> 00:04:34,178 - Oh, not in our good chairs you're not. 104 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:39,717 Barb, where are the sna-- 105 00:04:39,717 --> 00:04:42,653 what are those? - egg-themed finger foods. 106 00:04:42,653 --> 00:04:43,754 You know what they say. 107 00:04:43,754 --> 00:04:46,590 When life gives you eggs, makes egg-onade. 108 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,459 - You didn't really make egg-onade, did you? 109 00:04:48,459 --> 00:04:51,362 - Maybe. 110 00:04:51,362 --> 00:04:53,631 - Phoebe, order a pizza. 111 00:04:53,631 --> 00:04:55,433 [electronic beeping] 112 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:56,700 - Alert. Alert. 113 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,275 Neighbors approaching. 114 00:04:58,275 --> 00:05:00,744 - Oh, here we go! 115 00:05:00,744 --> 00:05:02,546 [laughing] 116 00:05:02,546 --> 00:05:04,882 [clears throat] 117 00:05:04,882 --> 00:05:06,449 Hi, how are you? 118 00:05:06,449 --> 00:05:07,918 Thanks for coming. Hello. 119 00:05:07,918 --> 00:05:09,086 Hi, how are you? 120 00:05:09,086 --> 00:05:10,087 - Oh, hi, Mrs. Wong. 121 00:05:10,087 --> 00:05:11,488 I was just calling your restaurant 122 00:05:11,488 --> 00:05:12,489 to order a pizza. 123 00:05:12,489 --> 00:05:13,756 [cell phone ringing] 124 00:05:13,756 --> 00:05:16,226 - Excuse me. I have to take this. 125 00:05:16,226 --> 00:05:17,294 No pizza for you! 126 00:05:19,496 --> 00:05:20,931 - Come on, you can't still be mad 127 00:05:20,931 --> 00:05:22,932 that my brother and I blew up your kitchen. 128 00:05:22,932 --> 00:05:25,868 - Is this the face of a woman who holds a grudge? 129 00:05:30,673 --> 00:05:32,342 - So who's this little angel? 130 00:05:32,342 --> 00:05:34,944 - This my niece, Darcy Wong. 131 00:05:34,944 --> 00:05:38,247 Darcy, say hello to the annoying girl. 132 00:05:38,247 --> 00:05:40,417 - This used to be my best friend's house. 133 00:05:40,417 --> 00:05:42,084 They had nice stuff. 134 00:05:42,084 --> 00:05:43,252 You've been here a few months, 135 00:05:43,252 --> 00:05:45,855 when your nice stuff coming? 136 00:05:45,855 --> 00:05:46,856 - Our stuff's already-- 137 00:05:46,856 --> 00:05:47,857 oh, I see. 138 00:05:47,857 --> 00:05:49,191 I just got wonged. 139 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,261 - Sup? I'm Nora. 140 00:05:52,261 --> 00:05:53,262 Want to hang? 141 00:05:53,262 --> 00:05:54,363 - Depends. 142 00:05:54,363 --> 00:05:57,439 You gonna make me wear one of those bows? 143 00:05:57,439 --> 00:05:59,708 - We're done here. 144 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:00,977 - Good evening, everyone. 145 00:06:00,977 --> 00:06:03,679 Welcome to our home. 146 00:06:03,679 --> 00:06:05,847 - Yes, would anyone like an egg fritter, 147 00:06:05,847 --> 00:06:09,385 a stuffed egg, egg kabob? 148 00:06:09,385 --> 00:06:11,887 - Well, as you all know, we're concerned about 149 00:06:11,887 --> 00:06:14,990 the recent rash of petty crime in the neighborhood. 150 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:16,992 Now here's what we should do-- 151 00:06:16,992 --> 00:06:19,361 - Nuh-uh, slow down there, bossy. 152 00:06:19,361 --> 00:06:21,763 Why do you get to say what we are doing? 153 00:06:21,763 --> 00:06:24,333 - Well, it only makes sense that I'm captain; 154 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:27,969 I started community crime punchers. 155 00:06:27,969 --> 00:06:29,905 - We need to vote for a captain. 156 00:06:29,905 --> 00:06:31,673 I nominate Mrs. Wong. 157 00:06:31,673 --> 00:06:33,609 [gasps] That's me! 158 00:06:33,609 --> 00:06:34,776 - Huh. 159 00:06:34,776 --> 00:06:36,512 I don't mind a little fair competition, 160 00:06:36,512 --> 00:06:39,347 but before we vote... 161 00:06:39,347 --> 00:06:41,650 [whistles] 162 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:46,154 I'd like everyone to have a free crime punchers jacket, 163 00:06:46,154 --> 00:06:49,324 complements of me, Hank Thunderman! 164 00:06:51,059 --> 00:06:52,493 - Vote for Hank. 165 00:06:52,493 --> 00:06:53,494 Vote for Hank. 166 00:06:53,494 --> 00:06:56,764 - Now, who votes for jackets-- 167 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:59,574 oops, I mean me. 168 00:06:59,574 --> 00:07:02,443 Wow, this is so sudden, 169 00:07:02,443 --> 00:07:05,913 and look, the captain's jacket fits perfectly. 170 00:07:08,082 --> 00:07:10,017 - Wow, big night, huh? 171 00:07:10,017 --> 00:07:11,319 I'm wiped. 172 00:07:11,319 --> 00:07:12,453 [yawning] 173 00:07:12,453 --> 00:07:13,454 Off to bed. 174 00:07:13,454 --> 00:07:14,922 - Okay, honey. 175 00:07:16,424 --> 00:07:19,026 - I'm tired too. 176 00:07:19,026 --> 00:07:21,562 Yawn. 177 00:07:21,562 --> 00:07:22,730 Off to bed. 178 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:24,799 - O-okay, honey. 179 00:07:30,004 --> 00:07:31,238 - I knew it. 180 00:07:31,238 --> 00:07:32,372 You snuck out. 181 00:07:32,372 --> 00:07:35,675 - Yeah, I snuck out... 182 00:07:35,675 --> 00:07:38,545 To floss. 183 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,147 - Okay, now I know you're up to something. 184 00:07:40,147 --> 00:07:41,916 You never floss. 185 00:07:41,916 --> 00:07:44,418 You don't even know how to floss. 186 00:07:46,886 --> 00:07:48,722 - What's your point? 187 00:07:48,722 --> 00:07:49,856 - [scoffs] 188 00:07:49,856 --> 00:07:51,658 All I'm saying is, 189 00:07:51,658 --> 00:07:54,394 I'm watching you. 190 00:07:57,297 --> 00:07:59,539 I'm also gonna watch the stairs but mostly you! 191 00:08:03,142 --> 00:08:05,211 - Better watch your back tonight, Max. 192 00:08:05,211 --> 00:08:06,480 Stumbles is on to you. 193 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,516 - I'm not worried about that amateur. 194 00:08:09,516 --> 00:08:11,017 She'll never catch me. 195 00:08:16,790 --> 00:08:21,394 - ♪ Dun-dun dah ♪ 196 00:08:21,394 --> 00:08:22,395 - What you got? 197 00:08:22,395 --> 00:08:24,931 What you got? What you got? 198 00:08:24,931 --> 00:08:26,032 [warbling] 199 00:08:27,901 --> 00:08:30,503 - Lasers. I've got lasers. 200 00:08:32,571 --> 00:08:35,174 - Kids, stop using your powers. 201 00:08:35,174 --> 00:08:36,575 [siren wailing] 202 00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:40,246 We don't want to draw attention to ourselves. 203 00:08:43,349 --> 00:08:44,583 [sighs] 204 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:48,120 Now I'm off to keep the neighborhood safe. 205 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,356 Ah! Sea monster! 206 00:08:52,591 --> 00:08:54,960 - Our neighborhood vandal put green dye 207 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,029 in the community pool. 208 00:08:57,029 --> 00:09:00,205 Some crime punchers captain you are! 209 00:09:00,205 --> 00:09:01,273 Look at me! 210 00:09:01,273 --> 00:09:02,908 - Do I have to? 211 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,011 - You're not funny. 212 00:09:06,011 --> 00:09:07,112 You're just a big dope 213 00:09:07,112 --> 00:09:09,948 with a really cool hat. 214 00:09:09,948 --> 00:09:11,583 Your days as captain are numbered. 215 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:12,717 [snapping] 216 00:09:12,717 --> 00:09:13,952 Wong out! 217 00:09:26,564 --> 00:09:27,699 - [sighs] 218 00:09:27,699 --> 00:09:29,234 He thinks he can outsmart me? 219 00:09:29,234 --> 00:09:30,502 What an amateur. 220 00:09:30,502 --> 00:09:32,904 - Ah, it's cute when you try. 221 00:09:58,702 --> 00:09:59,703 - Got you! 222 00:09:59,703 --> 00:10:00,637 - Ah! 223 00:10:02,806 --> 00:10:05,242 Phoebe? 224 00:10:08,112 --> 00:10:09,780 What is wrong with you? 225 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:10,947 Would have left you frozen, 226 00:10:10,947 --> 00:10:13,784 but this park already has a creepy statue. 227 00:10:13,784 --> 00:10:14,785 - I knew it. 228 00:10:14,785 --> 00:10:16,720 I knew you were the neighborhood vandal, 229 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,656 but I didn't know you were a tiny bike thief. 230 00:10:19,656 --> 00:10:21,458 - This is mine. I'm not stealing it. 231 00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:22,926 Can you please get out of here? 232 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,395 - Not till you explain all this. 233 00:10:24,395 --> 00:10:25,596 - Fine. 234 00:10:25,596 --> 00:10:27,363 I'm out here because... 235 00:10:27,363 --> 00:10:30,166 I'm learning how to ride this thing, okay? 236 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:31,735 - You know how to ride a bike. 237 00:10:31,735 --> 00:10:32,936 - [scoffs] 238 00:10:35,672 --> 00:10:37,207 Whoa, whoa! 239 00:10:37,207 --> 00:10:38,274 Ah! 240 00:10:38,274 --> 00:10:39,209 Crash! 241 00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:43,146 - You don't know how to ride a bike. 242 00:10:43,146 --> 00:10:44,580 Who doesn't know how to ride a bike? 243 00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:46,016 I can't believe you don't know how to ride a bike? 244 00:10:46,016 --> 00:10:47,083 Who doesn't know how to ride a bike? 245 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,184 - I'm living it. 246 00:10:48,184 --> 00:10:49,752 You don't have to keep saying it. 247 00:10:49,752 --> 00:10:51,087 - It's okay, Max. 248 00:10:51,087 --> 00:10:52,989 I know plenty of teenagers who can't ride a bike. 249 00:10:52,989 --> 00:10:56,159 - Really? - No. 250 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:57,867 Why didn't you learn how ride in metroburg? 251 00:10:57,867 --> 00:11:00,136 - Because in metroburg, I had a jetpack. 252 00:11:00,136 --> 00:11:02,672 Here, I have to walk three miles to flirt with girls at the mall, 253 00:11:02,672 --> 00:11:06,309 and nobody likes a heavy-breathing, sweaty flirt. 254 00:11:06,309 --> 00:11:07,577 - Mom fell for it. 255 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,881 - You got to promise you won't tell anyone 256 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:13,015 I can't ride a bike. 257 00:11:13,015 --> 00:11:14,049 - I won't tell. 258 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,685 - You have to Thunder twin swear. 259 00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:17,119 - That's not a thing-- 260 00:11:17,119 --> 00:11:18,721 - Just say it! 261 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,956 - Okay, I Thunder twin swear. 262 00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:22,625 - Thank you. 263 00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:23,559 Get out of here. 264 00:11:26,295 --> 00:11:28,964 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 265 00:11:28,964 --> 00:11:30,165 Crash! 266 00:11:30,165 --> 00:11:31,166 - Wow. 267 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:33,168 - Get out! Don't look at me! 268 00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:39,541 - Hank, the blog photographer just called. 269 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:40,909 He'll be here any minute. 270 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,445 - Perfect. 271 00:11:43,445 --> 00:11:46,248 He'll take my picture on the crime puncher mobile, 272 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,118 said picture will strike terror into the heart of that vandal 273 00:11:49,118 --> 00:11:51,553 and love into the hearts of our adoring neighbors. 274 00:11:51,553 --> 00:11:53,922 - Well, captain, want an egg pop? 275 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,924 Boiled eggs covered in cake and icing? 276 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,158 - Egg pop? 277 00:11:57,158 --> 00:12:00,201 Finally a snack that makes sense. 278 00:12:00,201 --> 00:12:01,536 [electronic beeping] 279 00:12:01,536 --> 00:12:02,971 - Alert. Alert. 280 00:12:02,971 --> 00:12:04,873 Angry mob approaching. 281 00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:06,340 - Angry mob? 282 00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:09,678 That's a weird name for a photographer. 283 00:12:09,678 --> 00:12:13,047 - You've done it this time, Thunderhead. 284 00:12:13,047 --> 00:12:14,816 - What? I didn't do anything. 285 00:12:14,816 --> 00:12:16,117 - Exactly. 286 00:12:16,117 --> 00:12:18,352 While you were sitting around sweating up that jacket, 287 00:12:18,352 --> 00:12:21,255 the vandal filled our mailboxes with dirt. 288 00:12:23,591 --> 00:12:25,493 - Barb, go stop him. 289 00:12:25,493 --> 00:12:28,529 Well, I don't want to get my jacket dirty. 290 00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:30,964 - It already stinks with failure! 291 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:35,069 - What's going on? 292 00:12:35,069 --> 00:12:36,170 - The vandal struck again, 293 00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:39,973 and Darcy and Wong are sticking it to dad. 294 00:12:39,973 --> 00:12:41,475 - There's a dirt-covered vandal 295 00:12:41,475 --> 00:12:43,511 out there right now sneaking around, 296 00:12:43,511 --> 00:12:45,413 and you're just letting him get away. 297 00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:47,180 - You think it's easy to catch a criminal? 298 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,383 It takes weeks of meticulous planning, 299 00:12:49,383 --> 00:12:52,252 interviewing suspects, collecting evidence-- 300 00:12:52,252 --> 00:12:54,888 - there he is. 301 00:12:54,888 --> 00:12:57,364 - Max, can we see you for a second? 302 00:12:57,364 --> 00:12:59,066 - Hey, everyone. 303 00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:00,067 What's going on? 304 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,401 - You should have stayed home 305 00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,503 and sat on eggs with me. 306 00:13:06,239 --> 00:13:08,575 - What were you doing out there? 307 00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:12,012 - He was obviously filling mailboxes with dirt. 308 00:13:12,012 --> 00:13:17,017 Are you punching crime or is crime punching you? 309 00:13:17,017 --> 00:13:19,019 - Hold on, everybody, this is not what it seems. 310 00:13:19,019 --> 00:13:20,653 Max is innocent. 311 00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:21,754 Go on, Max. 312 00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:24,157 Tell them what you were doing tonight. 313 00:13:24,157 --> 00:13:28,961 - Mom, dad, I have a confession to make. 314 00:13:28,961 --> 00:13:30,697 I am the neighborhood vandal. 315 00:13:30,697 --> 00:13:32,565 - What? 316 00:13:32,565 --> 00:13:34,567 - This must be hard for you. 317 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,135 - Uh! - Smile. 318 00:13:36,135 --> 00:13:37,069 [camera shutter clicks] 319 00:13:42,374 --> 00:13:43,876 [electronic beeping] 320 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,102 - Please remove all metals-- 321 00:13:45,102 --> 00:13:47,438 keys, cell phones, jewelry-- 322 00:13:47,438 --> 00:13:51,775 or slip me a carrot, and I'll look the other way. 323 00:13:51,775 --> 00:13:54,478 - Colosso, Max is grounded; he's not in jail. 324 00:13:54,478 --> 00:13:56,820 - Hey, I'm a bunny in a basement. 325 00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,755 Playing dress up is all I got. 326 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:03,727 - How'd you get past security? 327 00:14:03,727 --> 00:14:06,096 - Really? 328 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,263 - What do you want? 329 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,899 - You should have just told everyone the truth. 330 00:14:08,899 --> 00:14:10,200 - No way I was gonna tell everyone 331 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,935 in the neighborhood I can't ride a bike. 332 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,637 - Well, then at least let me tell mom and dad. 333 00:14:13,637 --> 00:14:16,039 - You can't tell anyone; you Thunder twin swore. 334 00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:19,643 - Again, that is not a thing. 335 00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:20,644 [sighs] 336 00:14:20,644 --> 00:14:21,912 Just come see what you've done. 337 00:14:26,817 --> 00:14:28,084 - [nervous chuckle] 338 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:32,155 Who placed a network of spy cameras around our house? 339 00:14:32,155 --> 00:14:34,790 - Save it. Just look. 340 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,995 - Hey, what horror movie is this? 341 00:14:39,995 --> 00:14:41,397 - You caused this, Max. 342 00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:42,998 Because you lied about being the vandal, 343 00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:44,867 that photo ended up in the neighborhood blog. 344 00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,802 Now Wong is crime punchers captain, 345 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,571 dad's humiliated and... 346 00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:50,573 For some reason can't wear pants. 347 00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:55,277 - What have I done? 348 00:14:55,277 --> 00:14:58,120 This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. 349 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,054 Hit record, Phoebe. 350 00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:06,128 - Hank, we're outside. 351 00:15:06,128 --> 00:15:08,230 You couldn't put your pants on? 352 00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:11,266 - The neighbors have already seen my shame. 353 00:15:14,937 --> 00:15:16,105 - Good, you're all here. 354 00:15:16,105 --> 00:15:17,940 Come on out, Max. 355 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,875 - Max, what are you doing outside? 356 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,476 You're supposed to be grounded. 357 00:15:21,476 --> 00:15:24,679 - And grown men are supposed to wear pants. 358 00:15:24,679 --> 00:15:28,650 - Pants are for captains. 359 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:29,651 - [sighs] 360 00:15:29,651 --> 00:15:31,320 Max has something to tell you. 361 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,188 Max. 362 00:15:33,188 --> 00:15:34,589 - I'm not the neighborhood vandal. 363 00:15:34,589 --> 00:15:35,590 - What? 364 00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:36,925 - I'm not the vandal, dad. 365 00:15:36,925 --> 00:15:37,959 I was sneaking out 366 00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,961 but for a completely different reason. 367 00:15:39,961 --> 00:15:41,095 I'll show you. 368 00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:46,868 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 369 00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:49,170 [all shout] 370 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,171 - [sighs] 371 00:15:50,171 --> 00:15:52,006 - Finally, 372 00:15:52,006 --> 00:15:53,975 I'm the less embarrassing brother. 373 00:15:53,975 --> 00:15:55,509 Up top, Billy! 374 00:15:58,319 --> 00:16:00,621 - Max was sneaking out to learn how to ride a bike. 375 00:16:00,621 --> 00:16:03,624 He's not the disappointment you thought he was. 376 00:16:03,624 --> 00:16:06,961 Well, he is, but for a different reason. 377 00:16:06,961 --> 00:16:08,963 - This is fantastic. 378 00:16:08,963 --> 00:16:11,599 We can everyone the truth and clear my name, 379 00:16:11,599 --> 00:16:14,635 and everyone will adore me again. 380 00:16:14,635 --> 00:16:17,371 - Whoa, do we really want to tell the whole neighborhood 381 00:16:17,371 --> 00:16:20,941 that Max doesn't have the skills of your average circus bear? 382 00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,845 - Besides, no one would believe us. 383 00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,246 Thanks to that neighborhood blog, 384 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,415 we now have zero credibility. 385 00:16:27,415 --> 00:16:28,782 - But as superheroes, 386 00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:30,584 it's our duty to stop the villain. 387 00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:31,952 - But how? 388 00:16:31,952 --> 00:16:33,253 - I know how. 389 00:16:38,325 --> 00:16:40,728 - How'd this happen? 390 00:16:41,995 --> 00:16:43,764 - I may not know how to ride a bike, 391 00:16:43,764 --> 00:16:46,399 but I do know how to reveal a super genius plan-- 392 00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:47,935 with flair. 393 00:16:47,935 --> 00:16:51,171 - And I'm the flair. 394 00:16:51,171 --> 00:16:52,472 - We're listening. 395 00:16:52,472 --> 00:16:53,840 - The day before each prank, 396 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,909 there was a post on the blog about the target. 397 00:16:55,909 --> 00:16:57,484 Check it out. 398 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,152 - "Chicken coop approved." 399 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,421 next day, chickens in our backyard. 400 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,490 "community pool swim meet." 401 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,558 then Wong shows up green. 402 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,428 Now look at what today's blog says. 403 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,963 - "Neighborhood park reopens." 404 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:11,964 - Exactly. 405 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,366 Everything will be shiny and new-- 406 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,867 the benches, the statues. 407 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,637 No mischievous vandal could resist this. 408 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,172 - Then the Thundermans will be there to catch him. 409 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,874 - And Dr. Colosso. 410 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,711 Fine. 411 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,878 Leave me here. 412 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,413 It's not like I poop in your shoes 413 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,748 while you're gone. 414 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,588 - Everyone in position? 415 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,757 - Ready. - Ready. 416 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,193 - Ready. 417 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,631 - I hate losing coin flips. 418 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,737 - Okay, we got all the exits covered. 419 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,939 We'll let the vandal sneak in, but we won't let him get out. 420 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,607 - And remember to let Phoebe record it 421 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,216 before we bust him; we need that proof. 422 00:17:57,216 --> 00:17:59,285 - Roger that. 423 00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:01,653 - We built our entire plan 424 00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:03,088 around this guy showing up tonight. 425 00:18:03,088 --> 00:18:04,222 Are you sure it's gonna work? 426 00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:06,191 - Trust me. It's foolproof. 427 00:18:06,191 --> 00:18:07,859 - [sighs] 428 00:18:12,197 --> 00:18:15,066 [rooster crowing] 429 00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:18,003 - [snoring] 430 00:18:19,771 --> 00:18:23,341 - Hey, foolproof, it's the next day. 431 00:18:23,341 --> 00:18:24,575 - Is anyone awake? 432 00:18:24,575 --> 00:18:25,576 - Just me... 433 00:18:25,576 --> 00:18:27,778 And that guy messing with the statue. 434 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:32,017 - We're missing it! 435 00:18:32,017 --> 00:18:34,585 - All right, dad, get closer, get ready to grab him. 436 00:18:34,585 --> 00:18:36,154 - Got it. 437 00:18:36,154 --> 00:18:37,988 Just like the old days when we took down 438 00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:39,890 general banana and his monkey minions, 439 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:40,891 right, Barb? 440 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:42,927 Barb? 441 00:18:42,927 --> 00:18:45,029 Wake up, Barb. 442 00:18:45,029 --> 00:18:46,497 - I'm up! 443 00:18:46,497 --> 00:18:48,466 I'm ready! 444 00:18:48,466 --> 00:18:49,767 - All right, be patient, dad. 445 00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:50,935 Wait for it. 446 00:18:50,935 --> 00:18:52,670 Wait for it... 447 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:53,671 Now! 448 00:18:53,671 --> 00:18:54,672 - Ha-ha! 449 00:18:54,672 --> 00:18:56,714 [children shouting] 450 00:18:56,714 --> 00:18:58,082 What are kids doing in a park? 451 00:18:58,082 --> 00:18:59,984 - I want a pretzel! 452 00:18:59,984 --> 00:19:01,852 - Okay, hang on. Hang on. Hang on. 453 00:19:01,852 --> 00:19:03,754 Everybody gets a pretzel! 454 00:19:03,754 --> 00:19:06,090 [children cheering] 455 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,892 You adore me. 456 00:19:07,892 --> 00:19:10,194 You really adore me! 457 00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:11,695 [children cheering] 458 00:19:11,695 --> 00:19:13,030 - Dad's surrounded. Mom, you're up. 459 00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,298 - Got it. He's all mine. 460 00:19:17,101 --> 00:19:18,702 - Can you tie my shoe? 461 00:19:18,702 --> 00:19:20,537 - Aww, of course. 462 00:19:20,537 --> 00:19:23,273 [baby talk] Now let's take care of Mr. Shoe. 463 00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:26,843 - Once she does that mommy voice, 464 00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:28,645 she's worthless. 465 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,114 - Oh, no, Billy and Nora are out too. 466 00:19:31,114 --> 00:19:34,318 - You're so cute! 467 00:19:37,621 --> 00:19:38,988 - Then I'm up. Keep filming. 468 00:19:38,988 --> 00:19:39,923 I'll catch the vandal. 469 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,127 [grunting] 470 00:19:44,127 --> 00:19:45,228 I did it! 471 00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:47,263 Look, Max, I totally caught the vandal! 472 00:19:47,263 --> 00:19:49,733 I-- ahh! 473 00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:50,934 I can't see! 474 00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:53,336 My eyes are covered in silly! 475 00:19:58,247 --> 00:20:00,216 Did you see, Max? 476 00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:02,551 I caught him. 477 00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:05,588 - You did good, kid, real good, 478 00:20:05,588 --> 00:20:08,424 but the vandal did better. 479 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,425 It's up to me now. 480 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,763 - [spitting] 481 00:20:14,763 --> 00:20:15,931 - Let's ride! 482 00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:20,369 I'm doing it! I'm riding a bike! 483 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,540 - Max, what about the vandal? 484 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,741 - Who cares? 485 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:27,376 I'm riding a bike; nothing else matters! 486 00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:28,777 - Max! 487 00:20:28,777 --> 00:20:29,812 Oh, forget it. 488 00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,391 ALL: Darcy? 489 00:20:43,391 --> 00:20:46,028 - They never suspect the cute little girl. 490 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,531 - Why would you do all this? 491 00:20:49,531 --> 00:20:50,765 - I don't know. 492 00:20:50,765 --> 00:20:52,667 Started junior high, my best friend moved away; 493 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:53,969 it's been rough for me. 494 00:20:53,969 --> 00:20:55,037 - Aww. 495 00:20:55,037 --> 00:20:56,104 - And I do enjoy 496 00:20:56,104 --> 00:20:58,813 destroying other people's property. 497 00:20:58,813 --> 00:21:01,349 - Uh, okay, ew. 498 00:21:01,349 --> 00:21:02,350 - [sighs] 499 00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:04,452 Well, your reign of terror is over, 500 00:21:04,452 --> 00:21:06,120 and as soon as we show this video to Mrs. Wong, 501 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,290 everyone will know that Max is innocent. 502 00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:10,458 - You think I was troubled before? 503 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,794 You better watch your backs! 504 00:21:12,794 --> 00:21:15,262 And your little bows too. 505 00:21:16,931 --> 00:21:17,932 [warbling] 506 00:21:17,932 --> 00:21:20,434 - Nora! 507 00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:21,368 Later. 508 00:21:22,436 --> 00:21:24,171 - We're not afraid of you. 509 00:21:24,171 --> 00:21:27,174 If anything, you should be afraid of us. 510 00:21:27,174 --> 00:21:29,343 - Yeah, we're the Thundermans! 511 00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:33,447 - Look, mommy, I'm riding a bike! 512 00:21:33,447 --> 00:21:35,482 Whoo! 513 00:21:40,454 --> 00:21:43,324 All right, what's the Big Surprise? 514 00:21:43,324 --> 00:21:45,459 - Well, now that you know how to ride a bike, 515 00:21:45,459 --> 00:21:48,362 we thought you'd go for a family ride. 516 00:21:48,362 --> 00:21:49,963 - Yeah... 517 00:21:49,963 --> 00:21:51,498 I'm not doing that. 518 00:21:51,498 --> 00:21:53,700 - Come on, Max, it won't be embarrassing. 519 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,069 - Then how come it already is? 520 00:21:56,069 --> 00:21:57,077 - Your loss. 521 00:21:57,077 --> 00:21:59,079 [chicks chirping] 522 00:21:59,079 --> 00:22:01,014 - What's that noise? 523 00:22:01,014 --> 00:22:03,884 - Chickens are hatching in my pants. 524 00:22:05,919 --> 00:22:09,094 - Thundermans are a go! 525 00:22:09,144 --> 00:22:13,694 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35275

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