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- Hey, guys, whatcha doin'?
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- Working on our project
for the school science fair.
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- Oh, my gosh!
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I love science fairs.
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They've got all
the fun of homework
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mixed with the thrill
of academic competition.
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That sounded a lot cooler
in my head.
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- I'm making a potato clock.
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Check it out.
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- All you did was turn it
into French fries.
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- I know, I can't work
on an empty stomach.
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- So, Billy,
what's your project?
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- I'm making...These!
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- Mop socks?
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So you're gonna clean the floor
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with your feet?
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- Hey, that works too!
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- Let's try it out.
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- Wow, that's way better
than hairy foot puppets.
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- Not bad, guys.
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Just don't say "science fair"
around Max.
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It stirs up bad memories.
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- Just from saying science f--
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- shh! yes.
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- Why?
What'll happen?
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- Trust me,
he'll totally freak.
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- Well, now we have to do it.
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- Yep.
- No.
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BOTH: Science fair!
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- Who said science fair--
[screams]
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[wood splinters]
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BOTH: Worth it!
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in,
bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ 'cause we're living our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe,
it's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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- Sorry we said
"science fair," Max.
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- Phoebe told us to do it.
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- I did not.
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The last thing I wanted was
for Max to hear those words.
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Now we have to listen to his
bitter, long-winded st--
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- it was five years ago.
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Back in metroburg, I was
an idealistic fourth-grader
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dreaming of science fair glory.
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I built a device that can make
anything ten times bigger.
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The other projects
didn't stand a chance.
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Especially Phoebe's.
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- Your project
doesn't stand a chance.
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- My mouse light rocks.
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- But when I turned on
the grow-matic...
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I was humiliated.
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I saw my science fair dreams
crash to the ground.
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- And who ended up winning?
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- Some undeserving nobody.
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- I won.
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- That's what I said.
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What I didn't appreciate
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was how you rubbed
your medal in my face.
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- You like that?
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This is what
first place feels like.
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Mouse light!
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[cheers and applause]
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- You're exaggerating.
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What I did was this.
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Uh-huh, uh-uh-uh-huh.
Uh--
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- okay, I get it, I get it,
I get it.
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If there were any justice,
I'd be doing that dance.
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Well, not that dance.
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That was stupid.
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- You still wear your medal?
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- Always.
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You get used to the rash.
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Right, Max?
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Oh, wait, you don't
have a rash.
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- You'll see.
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I'll have my day in the sun.
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Nora, on a completely
unrelated note,
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how would you like some
help with your project?
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- Um, we're not supposed to
have help.
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- I'll just be making
some suggestions.
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Like mind your own business.
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- Well, as long as you
don't do all the work,
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I guess it would be okay.
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- Hey, if she gets help,
I want help too.
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- Don't worry, Billy.
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I'll help you.
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And, unlike some people,
I'm doing it because I care.
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Not because I'm trying to work
through some childhood issues.
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- Please, this has nothing to do
with my childhood.
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Come on, mini Max,
we got work to do.
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I feel a rash comin' on.
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- Oh, this is why I retired.
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I get to watch
six uninterrupted hours
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of thunder man's
greatest bad guy takedowns.
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- Hank, I was thinking.
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- Well, that's over.
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- If our goal was
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to move to the suburbs
to live a normal life,
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we need to a better job
of fitting in.
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- I'm fitting perfectly
into this couch.
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- Yes, and we're all very proud
of your butt dent.
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But don't you think
we could do a better job
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of interacting
with our neighbors?
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- What did you do, Barb?
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- I signed us up
to host a book club.
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- Oh, man, I don't wanna
be a in a book club!
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- Come on.
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Trust me.
This week's book
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is the countess
of winterberry gables.
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This is a story of--
- [snores]
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- Oh, come on!
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- All right,
I'll make you a deal,
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you do this book club with me,
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I'll make you anything
you want for dinner.
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- I want
the meaturduckballizza.
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- You just made that up.
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- There's nothing made up about
meatloaf wrapped in turkey
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wrapped in duck wrapped in
meatballs wrapped in pizza.
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It's meat illustrated's--
food of the year.
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They say it's like biting
into a meat rainbow.
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- [sighs]
Fine.
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Here's your book.
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I'll make you this--
- say it!
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- Meaturduckballizza.
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- Meaturduckballizza!
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[cackles]
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- Check it out!
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Since mop socks are
"too dangerous,"
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I took one of them and put it
on the end of a long pole.
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- So you made a mop?
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- I'm not following.
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- Hey, what were
your other ideas?
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- I have got a ton.
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Mop hat, mop soup bowl,
mop watch, mop--
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- all great ideas, but why
don't we do something classic
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and less mop-y?
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- Ham phone?
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- How about a model volcano?
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- All right, but the ham phone
was already built.
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[phone rings]
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Ham phone.
This is Billy.
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- Okay, let's do this.
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Hmm.
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"as the sun rose over
winterberry gables
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on that autumnal morn--"
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and we're done here.
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Sorry, Barb.
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Ow!
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- Oh, I just finished
reading the book.
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So romantic.
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Did you cry?
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- Well, let's just say
it hit me pretty hard.
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- You haven't read it yet,
have you?
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- Oh, of course I have.
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It's just I got so many
thoughts about it.
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How am I gonna remember them
all at book club?
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- Oh, it's no big deal.
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You just scribble all your notes
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in the margins like I did.
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See?
Easy.
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- Oh.
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Well, you sure do
have a lot of notes.
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And now so do I.
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- Here it is, Nora.
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The triumphant return
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of the greatest science fair
project ever.
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The grow-matic 2.0.
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- Hmm, it needs a bow.
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- No bows.
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Hey, here's a thought.
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If you want to help,
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why don't you
go make me a sandwich?
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- And don't be stingy with
the lettuce, doll face.
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- Hey, Nora.
- Hey, sis.
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- Hey, Max, DOD you have any--
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what is that?
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I thought you guys were
making a potato clock.
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- No, this is
the grow-matic 2.0.
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- So it's gonna melt things
twice as fast?
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- No, it's gonna win me
the science fair
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I should have won
five years ago.
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That's right.
I got issues!
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- Face it, Max.
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Even if your machine
hadn't broken,
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I still would have won.
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Mouse light!
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- Well, Phoebe, that was then
and this is now.
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- Stay cool, colosso.
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It's just a giant carrot.
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There's no reason
to--let me at it!
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- Wow, that's--that's actually
pretty impressive.
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- Of course.
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What did you think
I was gonna do?
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Make some lame model volcano?
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- [nervous laugh]
"model volcano?"
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that's the stupidest--coming,
Billy!
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- Still a few kinks to work out.
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- Hey, I'm not picky.
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Just sop it up and squeegee
it in my mouth.
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- Volcano's out, Billy.
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- I got lava from Hawaii
for nothing?
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Why do I have a ham phone
if you're not gonna use it?
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- We're gonna
need to think bigger.
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- Bigger or mop-ier.
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- You know what?
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Why don't I get started on this
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and you can go
get us some supplies.
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- Okay.
What kind of supplies?
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- Yeah, that sounds perfect.
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- Lisa, I just wanna say
we are so excited
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to be part of your book club.
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- Oh.
- Isn't that right, Hank?
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- Absolutely.
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Although I'm noticing nobody
brought any foods
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that are wrapped in more
than one other food.
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- Let's, um, put a pin in that
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and talk about the book.
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Hank, why don't you
start us off?
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- Excuse me?
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- Well, since Hank and I
are new,
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maybe someone else
wants to go first.
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- Oh, don't be silly.
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No one's gonna judge you.
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Go ahead, Hank.
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- All right.
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Just let me get my notes.
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I believe the countess's
troubles were all in her head.
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- Interesting.
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Go on.
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- Oh.
Sure.
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I think that because she was
insecure within the kingdom,
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she could never fully
commit to the count
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vis-a-vis their courtship.
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- Wow, that is--
- unbelievable?
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- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
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- And so insightful.
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- Well, I mean,
what can I tell you?
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I've always fancied myself
a member of the literati.
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- Barb, you've got yourself
a real keeper here.
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I can see how
he stole your heart.
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- That's not all he stole.
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- Who wants to hear me
say other things?
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- A-ha!
There's the toaster.
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Hand it over.
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Billy needs the parts
for his project.
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- I do?
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- Sorry, Nora needs
the parts for her project.
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- I do?
258
00:11:36,983 --> 00:11:40,188
- Fine.
I'll just take it then.
259
00:11:40,188 --> 00:11:41,422
- It's mine.
260
00:11:41,422 --> 00:11:42,558
- I need the parts!
261
00:11:42,558 --> 00:11:44,060
- No, Phoebe, let go.
- No, you let go.
262
00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:45,095
- No, seriously.
263
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,330
- I need it a lot more
than you do.
264
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,331
[overlapping arguing]
265
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:49,634
- You're so annoying!
266
00:11:49,634 --> 00:11:51,304
- I want that one!
- No, gimme that one!
267
00:11:51,304 --> 00:11:52,372
- I saw it first!
- Phoebe, this is mine.
268
00:11:52,372 --> 00:11:54,809
No, seriously.
[overlapping arguing]
269
00:11:54,809 --> 00:11:56,945
- guys!
270
00:11:56,945 --> 00:11:58,521
Why are you fighting?
271
00:11:58,521 --> 00:12:02,026
- Yeah, this is our science
fair, not yours.
272
00:12:02,026 --> 00:12:04,029
BOTH: Stay out of this!
273
00:12:04,029 --> 00:12:05,965
[overlapping arguing]
274
00:12:08,904 --> 00:12:10,306
- How's your project coming?
275
00:12:10,306 --> 00:12:12,108
- Max took it over.
You?
276
00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:15,047
- Phoebe and I are
having a great time.
277
00:12:15,047 --> 00:12:18,452
- Billy, how's it coming
with that sandwich? Over.
278
00:12:18,452 --> 00:12:22,257
- Yeah, I'm living a lie.
279
00:12:22,257 --> 00:12:25,895
- Ew, you're licking her baloney
just to get back at her?
280
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:29,333
- No, I always do this.
281
00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:33,206
- Hmm.
282
00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:35,777
I think I know a way we
can teach them a lesson.
283
00:12:35,777 --> 00:12:39,815
[whispers]
284
00:12:39,815 --> 00:12:42,687
- Hey, honey, I can't find
the upstairs remote.
285
00:12:42,687 --> 00:12:44,890
- Well, maybe it
was stolen by someone
286
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,760
who claimed it was theirs
and everyone fawned all over
287
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,631
how great and original
their remote was.
288
00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:53,602
- That doesn't sound
super likely.
289
00:12:53,602 --> 00:12:55,605
- Hank, you cheated
at book club.
290
00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:58,750
You copied my notes and then you
passed them off as your own.
291
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:02,088
- Honey, that's crazy.
292
00:13:02,088 --> 00:13:04,324
People have similar
thoughts all the time,
293
00:13:04,324 --> 00:13:08,697
especially people who are
happily married and in love.
294
00:13:08,697 --> 00:13:10,166
- Mm-hmm.
295
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:11,501
- You know, your problem
296
00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:14,305
is you're just like
that countess in that book.
297
00:13:14,305 --> 00:13:16,341
You never trust people.
298
00:13:16,341 --> 00:13:18,645
- That's not even
what happened!
299
00:13:18,645 --> 00:13:22,918
- I know a certain book club
that would disagree with you.
300
00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:25,455
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
301
00:13:25,455 --> 00:13:27,592
Where do you think
you're going with that?
302
00:13:27,592 --> 00:13:29,661
- Uh, I was just--
303
00:13:29,661 --> 00:13:33,032
- I've been looking
for this remote all night.
304
00:13:33,032 --> 00:13:35,169
- Good night.
305
00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:38,908
- You know, this book club
is a good idea.
306
00:13:38,908 --> 00:13:42,012
I'm actually looking forward
to discussing this new book
307
00:13:42,012 --> 00:13:46,051
at the next meeting.
308
00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:48,622
- So am I.
309
00:13:48,622 --> 00:13:52,561
Let's see how you do
with these notes.
310
00:13:59,478 --> 00:14:01,180
- Don't touch that.
311
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,448
I'm sorry.
312
00:14:02,448 --> 00:14:04,986
It's your project,
you can touch it.
313
00:14:04,986 --> 00:14:07,923
Just not there.
314
00:14:10,093 --> 00:14:11,661
- Mop gloves?
315
00:14:11,661 --> 00:14:15,902
You're living the dream, kid.
316
00:14:15,902 --> 00:14:18,238
- What's that?
A fan?
317
00:14:18,238 --> 00:14:21,309
- No, it's a super efficient,
bi-directional wind turbine
318
00:14:21,309 --> 00:14:23,879
that can generate enough energy
to power the entire school
319
00:14:23,879 --> 00:14:24,948
for a whole year.
320
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,752
- So it's a big fan.
321
00:14:27,752 --> 00:14:30,623
Sorry, sis, but this is
grow-matic's time to shine.
322
00:14:30,623 --> 00:14:33,460
- The only thing that's gonna
shine is the floor
323
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:36,164
after I mop it with you.
324
00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:39,101
Not now, Billy.
325
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:44,443
- You ready to stick it
to Phoebe and Max?
326
00:14:44,443 --> 00:14:46,912
- Operation sibling sabotage
is a go.
327
00:14:46,912 --> 00:14:49,015
- Are we really gonna
call it that?
328
00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:53,055
- Can't something
be mine today?
329
00:14:53,055 --> 00:14:58,136
- If it's okay with our hostess,
let's get started.
330
00:14:58,136 --> 00:15:00,239
So, um, where's Hank?
331
00:15:00,239 --> 00:15:01,808
- Good question.
332
00:15:01,808 --> 00:15:02,910
Hank?
333
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:06,180
- Did someone say my name?
334
00:15:09,385 --> 00:15:12,657
- Oh, this should be fun.
335
00:15:12,657 --> 00:15:15,594
- I trust you all had
an enlightening week.
336
00:15:15,594 --> 00:15:17,831
I, myself,
watched a documentary
337
00:15:17,831 --> 00:15:21,703
on the history
of documentaries.
338
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:25,042
- So kind of you
to join us, Professor.
339
00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:27,511
What's--what's goin' on
with all that?
340
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,748
- It's an academic beard,
Barbara.
341
00:15:29,748 --> 00:15:32,986
All the most smartest men
have them.
342
00:15:32,986 --> 00:15:35,457
- Hank, would you
do the honors
343
00:15:35,457 --> 00:15:37,292
of starting out
our discussion?
344
00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:40,297
- Yes, Hank,
what did you think?
345
00:15:40,297 --> 00:15:44,803
- Well, as I was reading--
which I do--
346
00:15:44,803 --> 00:15:48,375
I thought it was interesting
when the Duchess gave birth
347
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:52,915
to the qu'orlox leader's
cyborg baby.
348
00:15:52,915 --> 00:15:54,450
- Cyborg baby?
349
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:57,028
- Oh, and don't get me started
on the part
350
00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:59,698
where count Murray
had that mind scorpion
351
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:02,402
implanted in his brain.
352
00:16:02,402 --> 00:16:04,338
Wow.
353
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:11,382
- And then
the Duchess was all,
354
00:16:11,382 --> 00:16:14,653
"I brought you into this world.
I can take you out."
355
00:16:14,653 --> 00:16:17,991
and the cyborg baby pulls out
an omega laser
356
00:16:17,991 --> 00:16:21,329
and is all, "I'd wike
to see you twy."
357
00:16:21,329 --> 00:16:25,235
- please, no more.
358
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,671
- Did you even read this book?
359
00:16:26,671 --> 00:16:29,942
Because there
is no cyborg baby in here.
360
00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:31,978
- No baby?
Um...
361
00:16:31,978 --> 00:16:35,750
Barb, you must remember
the cyborg baby part.
362
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,588
- I have no idea
what he's talking about.
363
00:16:38,588 --> 00:16:41,793
I mean, Professor over here,
right, guys.
364
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,827
- But these are your notes.
365
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:45,899
I just copied 'em.
- [gasps]
366
00:16:45,899 --> 00:16:49,036
- she promised me a meat dinner.
367
00:16:50,739 --> 00:16:52,508
- You cheated.
368
00:16:52,508 --> 00:16:54,812
You're not a scholar at all.
369
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:57,756
- You are an embarrassment
to elbow patches.
370
00:16:57,756 --> 00:16:59,024
[cloth tears]
- [yelps]
371
00:16:59,024 --> 00:17:00,793
- Let's continue this
at my house.
372
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,863
Barb, are you coming?
373
00:17:02,863 --> 00:17:04,532
- Wouldn't miss it.
374
00:17:04,532 --> 00:17:06,001
- Wait.
375
00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:08,004
You can't kick me
out of book club.
376
00:17:08,004 --> 00:17:11,275
I have a beard!
377
00:17:15,948 --> 00:17:19,520
- So, Mr. Thunderman,
what do you have for us?
378
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:23,025
- This is Mr. Windy, my fan.
379
00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:25,562
- You mean your high-efficiency,
bi-directional
380
00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:28,200
power-generating wind turbine,
right?
381
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,638
- Sorry.
My big fan.
382
00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:35,911
- And what does it do?
- I don't know.
383
00:17:35,911 --> 00:17:38,381
- I think what Billy means by
"I don't know,"
384
00:17:38,381 --> 00:17:41,352
is that Mr. windy
generates power
385
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,322
by harnessing the energy
of room air currents
386
00:17:43,322 --> 00:17:46,026
and amplifying them.
387
00:17:46,026 --> 00:17:48,129
I'm guessing.
388
00:17:48,129 --> 00:17:52,768
Why don't you give them
a demonstration?
389
00:17:52,768 --> 00:17:55,239
- The button's are stuck.
390
00:17:55,239 --> 00:17:59,685
And I'm afraid if I push them
too hard it'll break.
391
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:05,727
- I'm just gonna
give him a hand.
392
00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:10,467
Wait, that's not right.
393
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:13,906
That's spinning the wrong way.
394
00:18:18,312 --> 00:18:22,251
It won't stop.
Why won't it stop?
395
00:18:28,794 --> 00:18:31,798
- [laughs]
396
00:18:31,798 --> 00:18:33,768
- Tah-dah!
397
00:18:33,768 --> 00:18:37,173
- Big sister
reliving her glory days?
398
00:18:37,173 --> 00:18:39,143
- Yup.
399
00:18:39,143 --> 00:18:42,213
- Then I'm afraid
you're disqualified.
400
00:18:42,213 --> 00:18:43,482
Both of you.
401
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:45,585
- Wh--you can't disqualify me.
402
00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:47,020
I'm a champion.
403
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,624
I've got a medal.
404
00:18:49,624 --> 00:18:54,531
- Well, on behalf of scientists
everywhere, give me that.
405
00:18:54,531 --> 00:18:56,474
- [whimpers]
406
00:18:58,644 --> 00:19:00,614
- Tough luck, sis.
407
00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:04,820
Good people of science, you have
suffered through enough duds.
408
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:07,389
Heh! You deserve to see
true greatness.
409
00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:11,029
- Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present--
410
00:19:11,029 --> 00:19:13,933
- I'll take it from here, Nora.
411
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:17,371
Behold, the grow-matic 2.0!
412
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:29,088
Did I expand the tomato,
or did I expand your mind?
413
00:19:29,088 --> 00:19:34,362
- Why, an invention like this
could end world hunger.
414
00:19:34,362 --> 00:19:37,934
Congratulations,
Nora thunderman.
415
00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:41,606
You are this year's
science fair winner.
416
00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:43,409
- Thank you so much.
417
00:19:43,409 --> 00:19:45,779
I'm--i'm just gonna--gonna
hold this for her.
418
00:19:45,779 --> 00:19:49,184
[giggles]
You're home now, buddy.
419
00:19:49,184 --> 00:19:51,387
You're home.
420
00:19:51,387 --> 00:19:55,193
- Uh, shouldn't you
turn that off?
421
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:58,871
- You got it, hottie.
422
00:19:58,871 --> 00:20:01,174
Uh--
[nervous laugh]
423
00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:02,409
No problem here.
424
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,681
Just a little minor malfunction.
425
00:20:17,064 --> 00:20:20,002
[both laugh]
426
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,275
- What did you guys do?
427
00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:26,077
- Just taught you both
a lesson.
428
00:20:26,077 --> 00:20:28,847
- Yeah, don't mess
with tomatoes.
429
00:20:28,847 --> 00:20:30,183
- No.
430
00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:33,554
Don't take over
your siblings' projects.
431
00:20:33,554 --> 00:20:36,158
- Oh, hey, that works too.
432
00:20:36,158 --> 00:20:42,601
- Uh, in light of this debacle,
gimme that.
433
00:20:42,601 --> 00:20:45,539
- [yelps]
434
00:20:45,539 --> 00:20:48,209
- Uh, well, I mean, technically
it did what I wanted
435
00:20:48,209 --> 00:20:49,544
and nothing melted.
436
00:20:49,544 --> 00:20:52,482
- Uh, Max?
437
00:20:53,617 --> 00:20:56,561
- Come on!
438
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,037
- So how was the science fair?
439
00:21:03,037 --> 00:21:04,974
- I'd rather not
talk about it.
440
00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:07,310
- How was book club?
441
00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:10,882
- Also would rather
not talk about it.
442
00:21:10,882 --> 00:21:12,751
- But your father learned
a valuable lesson
443
00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:14,553
about doing things for himself.
444
00:21:14,553 --> 00:21:17,692
- That's right,
which is why I cooked dinner.
445
00:21:17,692 --> 00:21:20,830
I give you the
meaturduckballizza!
446
00:21:25,103 --> 00:21:26,838
- I say we order pizza.
447
00:21:26,838 --> 00:21:29,976
- Pizza's in this!
448
00:21:29,976 --> 00:21:31,478
Don't listen to them.
449
00:21:31,478 --> 00:21:33,448
You're beautiful.
450
00:21:33,448 --> 00:21:35,751
- You need some time alone?
451
00:21:35,751 --> 00:21:36,753
- If you don't mind.
452
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:40,859
[all agree]
453
00:21:40,859 --> 00:21:45,298
You've got a one-way ticket
to tummy town.
454
00:21:45,298 --> 00:21:47,224
Oh, heck, who am I kiddin'?
455
00:21:52,586 --> 00:21:56,526
[excited laughter]
456
00:21:56,576 --> 00:22:01,126
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