All language subtitles for The Middle s06e01 Unbraceable You.eng

[Crow caws]

Frankie: Ah, summer.
There's nothing like it.

And this was the best one we had in ages.

Maybe it was 'cause we had nowhere to go.

Maybe it was 'cause we had nothing to do.

I don't know. It was just
a nice, relaxing summer.

Boss Co. branched out into landscaping.

Brick actually put down his
book and picked up a new hobby.

Sue spent her summer getting
ready for her senior year...

- [pencil sharpener whirs]
- A year she dubbed "The Year of Sue."

[Pencil sharpener whirs]

[Exhales forcefully]

[Air hisses]

Mike WD-40'd everything in the house.

And I finally got around
to flipping our mattress.

Yep. After all these years,
we finally got it down.

It was summer the way it was meant to be...

nice and lazy.

It felt like the longest summer ever.

[Branches rustle]

I thought I heard something
going on back here.

What are you guys doing in the
pool in the middle of the day?

Oh, you know, just enjoying
the last Friday of summer

before school starts.

Frankie, school started on Monday.

- What?! What?!
- Axl: Classic.

Wait, how could this happen?

Why didn't anybody tell us?!

It was posted right on the school website.

Oh, my God, mom. You
didn't check the website?!

Oh, my God. Why didn't
you check the website?!

- I can never remember my password!
- Aah!

This was supposed to be The Year of Sue.

[Breathing heavily] I'm missing everything.

I missed my first last
Monday of my senior year.

I missed my first last
Tuesday of my senior year.

- I missed my first...
- We know how a calendar works, Sue.

- Apparently, we don't.
- I would just like to point out

I didn't get to miss a week
of school my senior year.

You people owe me a full
week of leisure time.

Brick: What about me?! It's
hard enough being the weird kid.

Try being the weird kid
who shows up a week late.

[Gurgling] Week late.

All right. Listen. We can
still make part of the day.

Come on. Come on, people.
Axl, get out of the way.

Ugh! Dad WD-40'd the ladder!

Hey.

Take another shot at the old man

before you head back to school?

- Your school didn't start already, did it?
- No, but yours did,

'cause you just got into the school of Axl

where you'll be majoring
in getting your butt kicked

with a minor in humiliation.

Uh-oh!

- [Chuckles]
- [Ball bouncing]

Little late in the summer
for a block party, isn't it?

- [Chuckles]
- Go.

Mike wasn't the kind of dad

who'd let his kids win at anything.

- [Ball clattering]
- Mike: 7-0.

That's called a skunk, my friend.

Hey, dummy, I win. See?

Right here.

Which is why it was so strange when...

[Ball bouncing]

Oh, my God.

I did it. I beat my dad.

I just beat my dad in basketball!

- [Laughs]
- You won one game.

Put a monkey in front of a typewriter,

he'll eventually type a sentence.

Well, the sentence that monkey typed was

[inhales deeply] "I beat
my dad at basketball!"

- [Laughs]
- Keep your pants on.

- Let's go again.
- All right. I'll play you again.

But I want you to know if...

or should I say when I beat you again,

I will be the perfect gentleman.

I'm the king of the world!

Whoo!

[Keyboard clacking] "Frankie1234."

[Sighs]

"Colinfirth."

Hmm. [Clicks tongue]

"Mrs. Frankiefirth?"

Yes! I should write that down.

- Eh. Nah, I'll remember.
- [Sighs]

That was the longest day of my life.

Which is ironic, seeing as I
was only there for 47 minutes.

Oh, no. What happened?

Well, because I missed the
first four days of school,

I have no idea what we're studying,

and neither do the
assorted ne'er-do-wells

who share the back row with me.

My options for gym shorts

were either adult large
or a youth extra-small.

Oh, and I have to play
Hitler in the school play.

Listen, Brick, I know you
didn't get off to the best start,

but you should take a
lesson from your sister.

When things are the toughest,

that's when you got to stay positive.

[Groans loudly] The Year of Sue is ruined!

I missed everything.

I missed all the sign-ups
for all the committees.

I missed the senior panoramic picture.

I missed the candlelight ceremony

where the seniors light
the candles for the juniors.

I missed the senior pep rally
and the senior spirit rally,

and I know those sound like the
same thing, but they are not.

Honey, I know it's not an ideal situation.

Oh, no. And you haven't
even heard the worst of it.

- I haven't?
- Christine Feltkelner,

the only other person in
the senior class with braces,

got her braces off over the summer,

which makes me the only
senior in the whole school

who still has braces.

And don't tell me if I am the only one,

that is what makes me special.

That worked with the Terry-cloth
pants grandma made me,

but not with this.

Sue, I know it seems like
you're never gonna get them off,

and I don't get it, either.

They look perfect to me.

But you just have to hang
in there. You're so close.

Am I? Am I?

Because every time I go to Dr. Niller,

he says, "three more months."

I go in March, and he
says, "three more months."

I go in June, and he
says, "three more months."

I go in September, and he
says, "three more months."

See? Look, I circled it on the calendar.

While you were circling
things on the calendar,

maybe you could have circled
the first day of school.

- [Objects rattling]
- Axl: [Muffled] Brick!

I got one week off between
football and classes.

I'm trying to get some sleep.

You own three shirts.

Pick one and hit the road.

Sorry. It's just

seventh grade is a little more
challenging than I thought it'd be.

Oh, my God. I don't care.

Why are you trying to get close to me?

I'm gone, man. Move on!

My classmates are definitely
getting more mature.

Boys are sitting with girls now.

There's a kid in the
locker room with a beard.

If I don't act, I could get left behind,

so I dug deep and really
did some soul searching,

and I figured out what my problem is.

I need a new backpack.

Uh-huh.

I'm using my "Shaq-will" O'Neal one,

and according to a guy on a sports team,

he's not even playing
anymore. So I'm changing it up.

It's a whole new Brick this year.

And the new Brick carries...

A messenger bag.

Here's your first message... no one cares.

Oh-ho, I think they will.

See, the beauty of a messenger bag

is you can adjust it to your mood.

Left, right, over the
shoulder, over the chest.

Hmm.

Maybe with just a slight adjustment.

I think this is how they're
wearing it these days.

Dr. Niller: There's my star patient.

How you doing, Sue?

Pretty good, except...

And there's mom. How's mom doing?

- Well...
- Okay. Let's take a look.

Open for me.

Uh-huh. Looks very good.

- Uh-huh.
- No, I mean it.

This is exactly what I've
been hoping to see today.

The incisors are finally
in the right place,

the premolars are rotated beautifully.

[Muffled] Well, I have been
wearing my rubber bands.

I've got to tell you, Sue,

this is precisely what
we've been waiting for.

There's only one thing left to say.

- [Squealing]
- I'll see you in three months.

[Screeches]

No.

- No?
- No.

No more months.

You know, I've been on your
side, but enough is enough.

Look at her. Look at this bite.

What is wrong with this
bite, Dr. Niller? Hmm?

These teeth are perfect!

They may look good to the naked eye,

- but with a few more tweaks...
- No. No more tweaks.

It's been eight years, for God's sakes.

There comes a time when you have to say,

"the cake is done," and
take it out of the oven.

I know you're frustrated,

but the bone is just a little spongy.

Spongy bone.

I'll tell you what's
spongy... your bank account,

'cause it's sucking up all our money.

And don't think we don't know
about the lake house you bought,

'cause it was in the paper.

Maybe next time, you don't
brag about it on the front page.

I know this is an emotional time,

but, Sue, you're a very difficult case.

Your premolars were literally
facing the wrong direction.

She had a tooth growing out
of the roof of her mouth!

She's in a book of dental abnormalities!

You know what book she should be in?

The Guinness book, because
she's had braces longer

than any human being in history.

Let us go, Dr. Niller.
Your work here is done.

And I know because I went
to six and a half months

of dental-assistant school,

give or take a few absences,
but they were excused.

This is The Year of Sue,

and it's not starting in three months.

It's starting now.

Sue Heck needs a win.

I don't know how messengers do it.

[Whistles]

- Okay.
- Hey.

- Hey. Where were you guys?
- Orthodontist.

Mike: Yeah? How did it go?

[Humming]

[Squealing]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Mike: Look at that!

Doesn't she look great?

- Hey, hey!
- Wow!

- Oh, my God. Wow!
- Guys, you're staring at me.

Sorry, but the last time
I saw you without braces,

you were 9 years old.
You're just so beautiful.

Oh, dad. [Chuckles] I'm
just the same old Sue.

I'm trying to think of
an insult, and I-I can't.

Okay. Throw out whatever
you got for dinner,

'cause we are having a
special meal to celebrate.

We got whatever Sue wanted...

Taffy, caramel, caramel
apples, jelly beans.

Oh, kettle corn, candy corn,

and last but not least
[Singsong voice] bit-o-honey.

And remember, you got to have some greens,

so everybody take a jolly rancher.

[Laughs]

Did they let you keep the braces?

What? It's a legitimate question.

Sue,

why don't you tell everybody
what you told me in the car?

[Normal voice] Mm! Well,
before I got my braces off,

I would have never had the
nerve to run for this office.

Holy crap! Kettle corn is amazing!

But I really feel like
things are going my way,

and since The Year of Sue is back on track,

I have decided to run for...

Sergeant at arms!

More like sergeant of pretty teeth!

It can't be done!

Isn't this great? It fits everything...

my books, my gym clothes,

some candy from last night's dinner,

a hairdryer in case
someone gives me a swirly.

[Sighs]

So, what do you think, mom? Did I nail it?

- Yeah, it's fine.
- Yep.

It's the perfect bag for me.

[Squealing]

Hey! Come on! Let's go!

[Singsong voice] I got
to get this to school!

Sue knew when she got to school

everyone would notice
she got her braces off,

but just in case they didn't...

I got my braces off! [Chuckles]

Hey, I just got my braces off.

I got my braces off.

Soak it in, people. She's gorgeous!

[Laughs]

- [TV chatter]
- Let's go.

You sure you want to do this?

I already beat you three times.

Yeah, and I beat you 300 times.

[Sighs] Off the couch.

Look [Scoffs] don't
take this the wrong way,

but it's not that fun anymore.

Sports aren't about fun.

They're about having a clear winner.

- [TV shuts off]
- Let's go.

[Grunts]

[Groans]

- You all right?
- Yeah. Fine.

Do you want to stop?

Why would I want to stop?

'Cause you just made a noise
like you were having a baby.

What are we doing here?

Are we tracking each other's
noises or are we playing basketball?

Dad, if you want to stop, I'll
just tell people you beat me.

That's what you're gonna have to tell them,

'cause I'm gonna beat you.

Damn it.

[Objects rattling]

Brick! Will you please go to bed?

I have to be up by noon tomorrow.

What do you think? Mom carried me in this.

Well, actually, it was
the Fergusons' baby, but...

I can access my snacks
through the leg holes.

I thought you were using the guitar case.

Actually, there was a slight
snag with the guitar case.

[Yawning] Hey, Brick.

[Clears throat]

I think I broke dad today.

Have you noticed he's been, like,
slowing down a little lately?

Hmm. I don't know.

I mean,

he does seem to moan
more when he sits down.

And last week, he increased my allowance

so I would tie his shoes.

[Inhales sharply]

I beat him for the first time
in basketball the other day,

and, uh, it felt so good.

But then I beat him two more times,

and it didn't feel as good.

Do you think that's weird?

I know you don't pay
that much attention to me,

but I'm not really a sports person.

[Scoffs] It's not just
a sports thing, Brick.

I-I'm not supposed to
beat dad at anything.

Why?

'Cause dad's dad.

He's like, you know,
all powerful and stuff.

So why don't you just let him win?

Well, 'cause if I let him win,

he'll think I feel sorry for him,

and he'll feel even worse.

If I'm gonna play him,
I got to try my hardest,

and if I try my hardest,
I will beat him. See,

this is where my
awesomeness works against me.

I wouldn't worry about it too much.

It's the natural order of things.

What do you mean?

[Sighs] Adults are supposed to slow down.

We were put here on earth to replace them.

You replace dad, Sue replaces mom,

and since I was a mistake,
I don't replace anybody.

I'm free to live my life as I choose.

So, the night of Sue's last
first day without braces...

I mean her second last first day...

I can't keep it straight.

But things couldn't have been going better.

Well, I guess they could have
been going a little better.

[Muffled] Mom, can I have a word with you?

Little hectic right now, Sue. Can it wait?

No, I think we should talk right now.

[Sighs] Okay. What is it?

[Gasps]

Oh, my God.

What happened?!

I don't know. I don't know.

Things are shifting, mom.

It started with one
tooth, and now it's two.

Dr. Niller was right.

I wasn't ready to get my braces off.

I do have spongy bones!

- What am I gonna do?
- Okay. All right. Give me a second.

I got to think.

I can't go to school like this.

I can't!

Calm down, Sue. It's not that bad.

What's not that bad? Whoa!

Can you tell?

You got three teeth
going all over the place.

Three?!

Frankie, what the hell is going on?

Why did Niller take them off
if he knew she wasn't ready?

Wh... he recommended this?!

Recommended-ish.

This is nuts!

The guy's building a
lake house with our money,

and our daughter ends up like this?

I'm going down there.

- You can't.
- Why can't I?

Mom forced him to take them off!

What?!

Forced-ish.

Dr. Niller said that my bones are spongy

so I was gonna have to
wait another three months,

and then mom yelled at him,
so he took them off anyway.

Well, I was trying to
get you your Year of Sue.

Oh, sure, everybody wants their year,

but nobody wants to get their hands dirty.

Could you guys keep it down?

I'm not getting up for another six hours.

Whoa.

What's happening to your mouth?

You got, like, four teeth
going all over the place.

Four?!

Oh, my God. This is a nightmare.

I can just kiss sergeant at arms goodbye.

Not with that mouth you can't.

Boo-yah! I'm back, baby.

- Whoo!
- I just don't get it.

This was supposed to be The Year of Sue!

You know what, Sue? Maybe
stop labeling things.

Maybe just see what happens,
and then give it a name.

Nice parenting, mom.
How did this even happen?

I thought you went to dental school.

I only went for six months,

and I missed a lot of days, all right?

Okay, people.

I really need help figuring
out this backpack situation.

Not now, Brick. We're focusing
all our attention on Sue.

Why?

Whoa.

I hope he's not gonna charge
us to do the whole thing again.

It's gonna put us in the
poor house. Look at her.

It's like a demolition
derby going on in there.

She's gonna have braces
on for six more years.

- She'll have them on at her wedding.
- What?!

Why are we still throwing money at this?

Just move her to a bell tower
in Paris and call it a day.

- [Air hisses]
- Hello?

No one's concentrating on me.

I need help here.

Seventh grade is a very formative year.

Yesterday, I was offered something

by a guy called a stoner.

Nobody cares about your
stupid backpack, Brick!

This is your fault, mom.
You gave me bad advice.

You said the guitar case was fine.

How long have you been my kid, Brick?

You should know when I say
"fine" I'm not paying attention.

Sue: Darrin's coming back tomorrow,

and I didn't even get to kiss him

with my straight teeth.

Sue, everything's gonna be fine,

and not the "I'm not listening" fine,

the "we'll figure it out" fine.

Oh, I can't believe we're
still talking about this!

God clearly wants her to be ugly.

Why are we fighting his plan?

- Mike.
- Axl.

No. You know what? Axl's right.

Clearly, the universe is
trying to tell me something.

Whenever I try to do
anything, it gets undone.

And I know I always bounce
back, but maybe I shouldn't.

Maybe the universe is sending
me a message to give up!

Well, message received, universe!

Got it!

- [Sighs]
- [Door slams]

Okay, she's fine.

Now, about my backpack situation.

Sneaking out on me?

Let's go. One more game.

I really can't.

What's wrong? You afraid of me?

[Grunts]

Bill: Hey, guys!

Hi, Bill.

Hey, I was cleaning out my garage today

and realized I never
returned your ball pump.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

Hey, this is my nephew, A.J.

He's up visiting us for a few days.

Hey, A.J. here's my son Axl.

Looks like you guys are playing some hoops!

How about a little, uh, two on two?

Oh, well, I was just
about to kick Axl's butt,

but I guess that can wait.

[Grunts]

Nice shot, dad!

[Panting] All right.

Ooh. Hey!

Ah!

- [Clapping]
- That's two for the good guys.

Yep, they may be here to replace us,

but until they do,

we might as well hitch our old,
rusty wagons to their stars.

Good shot, Axl!

Go get it, Axl!

Hey! Nice job!

[Grunts]

- Yes!
- Oh-ho!

Attaboy, Axl.

Hey.

That's the ballgame.

Whew!

You guys want to play again, or...

Do you not have three minutes?

[Laughter]

[Panting] You guys were good today.

I think we're gonna go
home and lick our wounds.

Later.

Ooh. That was awesome.

We totally destroyed those guys.

Is it just me, or has Bill lost a step?

Oh, no, he's quick. You're quicker.

I think you might have broken
his ankle on that crossover.

[Chuckles]

Hey, you must have picked
his pocket like three times.

Yeah, I guess.

You know,

the key to that move is,

- you got to shade 'em to the right.
- Oh.

Yeah. Did you notice that?

Yeah, no, you got to
teach me that sometime.

All right.

Sue, heard we had a little problem.

There may have been some slight shifting.

I'm sure it's not that bad.

Let's take a little look, here.

Whoa.

Sue, I want you to know that
this is not a victory for me.

Despite what my
mother-in-law says,

I don't enjoy being right.

But you don't become
the best ortho in Orson

without knowing your way
around a set of chompers.

So, let's see what we can do here.

- You know what?
- I know, I know.

I have to get my braces back on.

Just go ahead and do it. I deserve it.

Actually, what I was going to say was

I think I might be able
to take care of this

without putting braces back on at all.

Really?!

Let me ask you something.

Instead of getting braces again,

what would you say to
wearing a retainer for a year?

A Year of Sue?

And a month later, Sue
did win sergeant at arms.

Please rise and face the flag.

Remove all hats.

[Clears throat]

I pledge allegiance to the flag...

Maybe it was because
she got her braces off.

Or maybe she really
was coming into her own.

I guess we'll never know.

But things were changing.

Maybe it really was gonna be...

- ... and justice for all.
- ... The Year of Sue.

Damn it, Sue. We try to
take you out to celebrate,

we end up in a dumpster.

Who the hell puts their
retainer in a napkin?

I'm sorry! I said I'm sorry.

You guys go. I'll... I'll find it myself.

Good idea.

Let's just close the lid and
let 'em take her to the dump.

She's the city's problem now.

- Wait a minute.
- Did you find it?

No, but I think I found the answer
to all my backpack problems.

- What do you think?
- It's fine.

- Found it! Phew!
- Whoo!

Yep, not mine!

Eww.

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