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PETE: Oh, my God.
(moaning)
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(shuddering moans)
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Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, my...
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(muttering)
God, that was incredible.
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What happened?
That was a little risky.
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Wait, what do you mean,
risky? What...
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Is something going on down
there? Is it...
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Oh, no, no, that's not...
No, no. I'm a...
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This is a clean machine.
Oh, okay.
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What-what's up?
Um, I have a mild case of
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epilepsy, and I just had a
little seizure, I think.
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Oh, my God, Heather.
No, I am so sorry.
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I didn't realize I was bringing
that on. I just...
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Oh, no.
Don't worry about it, because
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you didn't do it.
Well, you know, I was a
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participant in it, for sure.
No, it wasn't you at all.
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Nothing you did affected me
physically in any way, shape
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or form.
Uh, thank you.
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(sighs) Just have to be more
careful in the future so it
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doesn't happen again.
(sighs)
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Yeah, of course.
Yeah, 'cause...
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Yeah, that should never happen
again.
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Look, the thing is, it was the
best sex I ever had, okay?
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Hands down.
TACO: Wow, I thought the only
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disease that was good for sex
was low self-esteem.
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I know, it's crazy, but there
is nothing that can beat
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epileptic sex.
KEVIN: She's just epi-sexy.
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Yeah, super epi-sexy.
But I can't just be like,
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"Well, let's hang out again and
maybe, like, we'll get lucky and
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there'll be a seizure."
Like, that's not appropriate.
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ANDRE: Hey, guys.
What are you talking about?
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Well, you now.
Oh, these things?
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Yeah, I need them.
You don't need them.
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Take them off.
Those are prescribed?
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100%.
By an actual doctor?
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I am a doctor.
You're not an eye doctor.
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All right, you know what?
Guys, Andre obviously went to an
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eye doctor who diagnosed him
with lame eye.
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I don't have lame eye.
Well, let's hope not, because
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I want your vision 100% clear
this weekend when my team kicks
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your team's ass.
How have you gotten by in
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this life without glasses or
contacts?
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I think it was kind of like a
Daredevil thing.
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I just, you know, felt by sonar.
All right, bullshit.
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Let's test your eyesight.
Take your glasses off.
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Okay, sure.
How many fingers am I holding
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up?
I don't know, Jenny.
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Wow, I guess he really does
need them.
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Oh, God, it's Taco.
You-you can obviously hear
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his voice.
Well, he could have lame ear,
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too.
Guys, I am falling apart, but
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at least I look fashionable
doing it.
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(exhaling loudly)
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JENNY: All right.
Here you go, guys.
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Thank you.
You-you guys excited for the
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sleepover?
I am ecstat...
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Oh, my gosh, I spilled it.
No, honey, it's okay.
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It's fine.
I'll just wash it and I'll send
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it home with you tomorrow, okay?
Thank you.
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Buddy, are you all good here?
You go play.
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Hey, guess who invited
himself over for dinner.
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Hey.
Hello. Ooh, Chinese.
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Where'd you get it from?
Oh, Mom made it.
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Her chow mein is the best thing
she makes.
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Jenny doesn't make Chinese food.
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What? No, I do.
She does.
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Let me show you how I made it
in the kitchen.
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Go in the kitchen.
Shh!
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Listen, listen.
Listen, Andre, ever since
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Ellie was a little girl, we
would order Chinese food, and I
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would serve it to her and I
would say, "Look at what Mommy
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made," and she would go, "Mmm,
Mommy, this is so good."
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She loves it.
And now she's, like, super
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proud of me, and I can't break
her heart.
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This is a very sad fairy tale
you've dreamed.
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Andre, you want to stay for
this dinner, you got to go along
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with the long con.
Sounds more like the,
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uh, won con.
What?
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Or won con soup?
We're not laughing because
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this is serious, Andre.
We're also not laughing
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because that's a stupid joke.
Oh, I see, uh, ancient
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Chinese secret.
You know what, you didn't see
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anything.
Now, stop it!
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Okay, I got to go the bathroom.
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Is there an elaborate story
behind that?
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Is there a special toilet genie
that's collecting poop and pee
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to bring back to his village?
No, just no wipes.
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You don't have to tell me
that twice.
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Don't you need your glasses?
Oh, door.
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Stop doing that, Andre.
Where am I?
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Oh, Jenny, remind me, next week
will you make some of your
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famous Big Macs?
Oh, sorry.
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Oh, who's that?
Excuse me?
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Who is that?
Oh, big head, low hair line.
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Kevin!
Yes.
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How are you?
Well, not good, considering I
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just saw you staring at my scout
team.
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Every player that I'm
pinpointing.
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Basically, my whole strategy for
the year.
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Oh, good thing I didn't have
my glasses, 'cause I-I'm as
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blind as a bat.
I mean, I thought that was an
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abacus.
And considering your past of
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cheating this year, I would
think that you would really,
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really be very careful before
you considered a second
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infraction.
That's why it's so good that
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I didn't wear my glasses, 'cause
I am blind.
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Good.
I'm telling you, I didn't see
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a...
Great, 'cause we're playing
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each other this week.
Remember that, and I would want
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everything to be above board.
Absolutely.
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Okay, bathroom's that way.
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So, what do you want to do?
Want to watch TV?
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Okay.
Great.
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What's wrong with your TV?
I don't know.
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Did you pay the bill?
It's football season.
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I paid my bill.
I tell you what, you just keep
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watching the TV, and I'll cycle
through all the inputs, okay?
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Okay.
Item one.
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It's HDMI one.
Item two.
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Nope, nope, just turn it off.
How about some music?
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Okay.
You're gonna like this.
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Okay.
(aggressive rock music playing)
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Yeah!
What is this?
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This is my jam.
This is, like, murder music.
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I spin to this.
That's worse!
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You got to watch the
visualizer and listen to it.
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I can't listen to this one
second more.
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Well, you got to...
That's the worst thing I've
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ever heard in my life.
I'm trying to set the mood.
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Well, you don't need to set
the mood.
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I'm here and I'm already in the
mood.
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You know what, it's a good thing
we didn't do this last night.
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Why?
I had another stupid seizure.
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Last night?
That sucks.
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That you're having these
seizures, and I'm not there with
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you.
But the good news is it's
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never happened to me two days in
a row.
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Oh, good.
So we are good to go.
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Come on.
All right.
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So we had sex, and, you know, it
was pretty great.
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It just wasn't...
So normal sex isn't good for
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you anymore.
You just wants epi-sex.
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Kind of.
Well, once you figure out
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what you want, all you have to
do is be honest with her.
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Honesty is the best policy.
Right, Andre?
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Yeah, that's why they call me
Honest Andre.
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By the way, that was a great
pickup with Juwan Thompson.
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Oh, yeah, right?
Broncos v. the Rams?
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Forget it.
Forget about it.
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That guy's gonna destroy.
You know what's surprising
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is he's only owned in 19% of
leagues.
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I-I actually had him on my scout
team, but I didn't have the
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stones to pull the trigger.
But you did, Andre.
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How'd you do it?
Anyway, I would say, just be
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truthful.
I did the research.
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Great.
I'm gonna get a drink.
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Anyone want a drink?
Honestly, I-I couldn't.
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Okay.
God, that son of a bitch.
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I caught him looking at my scout
team without his glasses.
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Oh.
Yeah, yeah, I'm pulling a
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guilt con on Andre.
Just gonna play up the honesty
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theme.
Honesty, okay, let me try it.
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Uh, Kevin, "You're a really good
brother," is a phrase that's
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been a lie every time I've said
it.
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Oh.
Whew, what a load off.
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Yeah, this feels good.
You know what else feels
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good?
Someone's mouth on my wiener!
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Rafi's here.
Yeah.
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Look at this guy, right?
Who wants another round?
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Guys, I'm buying.
My women's self-defense class is
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making me pretty flush right
now.
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Oh, God, PYH.
Protect Your Holes, my
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self-defense course for women,
has exploded in popularity.
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I'm even teaching a self-defense
self-defense class where I teach
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the guys how to defend
themselves against the defense
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techniques that I've taught the
girls.
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Oh, so this new class is,
like, Protect Your Poles?
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Ooh, Brian, that is we're
best friends, man.
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You're the only person I care
about, and I would straight-up
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stab the other three of these
guys and take off with you
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right now.
You're running a class that's
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highly offensive to women.
Oh, no, in fact, it's highly
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defensive.
It's a self-defense class,
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Brian.
Duh!
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The best part of the whole
thing is I do it in bullet time.
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Please tell me you're not
shooting bullets at your class.
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I'm talking about bullet time
from The Matrix.
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Where the guy, Lord Elrond from
Lord of the Rings is shooting a
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gun at the dude from The LakeHouse, and the dude from The
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Lake House is all, like...
Whoa!
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And all the bullets are just,
like, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
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And they all miss him.
So what I do is I take, like, a
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whole bunch of speed, I get all
ramped up, and then I'm moving
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in regular time, and everybody
else is moving in slow-motion.
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And I'm like, booge, booge,
buh-booge, buh-booge, buh-booge.
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Wait a minute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Easy, Rafi.
That's self-defense.
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No, it's not.
You're having sex with them.
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I think I'm...
Tall Guy, come at me.
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I don't really need to...
Tall Guy, come at me!
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Am I supposed to be the man
or the woman?
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Doesn't matter.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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No, no, no!
(shouting)
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Stop!
You want me to stop?
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Yes!
See, first mistake.
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That's consent.
Protect your holes, Pete.
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And your pole.
He'd be putting up way more
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of a fight if he didn't like it.
Get off, Rafi.
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(mumbling)
He's fine.
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We're just having fun.
No, we're not having fun.
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You're taking it too far, Rafi.
(groans)
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Are those your mints?
Yes, these are my mints,
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Rafi.
Okay, is this your pocket
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dog?
No, it's not my pocket dog,
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Rafi.
Oh, guess it's mine.
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How are your holes?
Unprotected.
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I could've been inside you in,
like, a second.
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To be fair, I didn't teach you
the final move in self-defense
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self-defense.
Self-de-feces.
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Excuse me?
It's a protective shit.
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When someone's trying to get in,
you start sending something out.
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You can't just decide to take
a shit.
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It's a three-step process.
One, think about taking a shit.
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Two, relax your sphincter.
Three, oh...
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(groans)
Oh, no.
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What?
Oh, boy.
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This isn't my bad, guys.
My God, Rafi!
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Get out of here!
No, it's okay. It's okay.
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Mrs. MacArthur, I wanted to
tell you about a fun project we
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have going on at the school,
where the kids take turns
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bringing in their favorite
family recipes for the class to
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enjoy and share.
Oh, that is fun.
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And next week is Ellie's turn.
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Oh!
I want you to make your
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world-famous chow mein.
Your chow mein is just
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extraordinary.
Oh, wow.
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Please make the chow mein.
That is very culturally
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adventurous of you.
Yeah, I am pretty darn
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adventurous.
Okay, I'm gonna pencil you in
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for next week.
Great.
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Alison! Hi, sweetheart.
Hi.
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Oh, why don't you get your
bag, Ellie.
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Can I talk to your mom alone?
Hey, Cheryl.
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Hi.
I hope Alison had fun at the
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sleepover the other night.
Actually, I think that she
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had a little too much fun.
She came home smelling strongly
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of, um...
marijuana.
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No.
Yes.
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Really? Oh, Cheryl.
She's so young to start using.
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(laughs)
A-Alison is not using.
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Someone in your house is using.
Honey, let's go get some ice
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cream, huh?
Does she have the munchies?
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(sighs)
Kevin, there's been a lot of
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distrust between us, and that's
why I propose that this week, we
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set each other's lineup.
I like that idea, Andre.
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It's like a fantasy football
trust fall.
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I'm glad that you like this.
And I kind of just started
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playing around here, and I got
all your guys in there.
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Looks great. I'll take it so.
You trust me?
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I trust you.
Submit.
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Great, well, then submit.
Lineup locked.
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Okay, so now, let's do your
lineup.
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You know what, I'm actually
getting a bit of glare off your
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glasses.
Let me just take these off.
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Just put these over here.
Well, I can't...
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I can't see without these.
That's not really an issue,
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though, Andre, because you trust
me, don't you?
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As I trusted you when you set my
lineup.
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(grunting)
Okay, who do you want to be your
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number one running back
this week?
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What about, uh, Eddie Lacy?
Yeah.
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You know, going to Philadelphia.
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He's gonna have a monster
week. Let's move Eddie Lacy
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up to your running back
position.
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Boom.
You okay?
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Uh, I feel like it looks like
a different name there.
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Well, don't strain yourself.
No, I'm not... Just...
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Andre, Andre, trust me.
Are you nearsighted or
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farsighted?
That's the thing, it goes in
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and out, that's the, uh, you
know?
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Mm-hmm.
I do have a question.
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Okay.
I feel like Eddie Lacy's
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such a small name...
Mm-hmm.
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...and this is like such a
big name there, right?
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That's my eyes, damn these eyes.
Hey.
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Look at me the best you can.
I trust you and I want you to
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trust me. So...
I trust you.
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Submit.
Huh? Let's shake on it, Andre.
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All right, come here.
Good job.
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Good talk.
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Shit.
(sniffing)
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What the...?
(sniffs)
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Oh, God!
Taco!
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What's up?
Why are you in my garage?
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I was eating.
No, what are you doing?
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Oh, come on...
Don't you know what running the
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dryer does to weed?
Oh, it's gonna smell like
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clothes now.
Are you using our dryer as a
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guest bong?
No, my guest bong's your fire
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extinguisher.
This is my guest stash.
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I was trying to be considerate
by putting it somewhere you
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don't use.
I use my dryer!
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I don't believe you.
Your kids are never wearing
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clean clothes.
You know what?
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I have bigger issues with my
kids.
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Do you know I have to cook chow
mein for Ellie's entire class?
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Oh, you're finally learning
how to cook?
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That's great, that's really
gonna help you find a man.
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I have a man.
Mmm...
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I need a recipe for chow mein.
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Oh, well, I know a really
good Chinese chef.
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You do?
He's my Eskimo stepbrother.
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Step...?
Yeah, we had sex with the
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same girl in an exercise class.
Ah.
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Welcome to the kitchen of
M?nage ? Cinq.
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Everything is set up here for
our chow mein demonstration.
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Thank you so much for letting
us do this in your restaurant
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before it's even open.
It's a pleasure to have a
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master chef in here.
Everyone...
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Hey, guys.
This is Lee Wei Lee.
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Ah, Master Chef.
We are so excited to have you in
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our restaurant.
I'm gonna take off.
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There's an organic, three-penis
wine market that just opened up.
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I hear they sell wine from the
dicks of grass-fed animals.
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That's healthy.
See you guys later.
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Ah, Master Chef, I like your
glasses, eh?
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Great minds think alike?
Oh, I guess he wants to get us
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started. Okay.
Let's go. Okay.
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Ooh...
(sniffs)
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You know, I've read about this.
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What?
Master chefs don't often use
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utensils.
They just use their hands and...
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00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:37,370
I'm so sorry, Master...
Boy!
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Oh, yes. Thank you.
Thank you, Master Chef.
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00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:41,240
I think he likes... me.
How am I... how am I doing,
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00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:44,493
chef, huh?
(Lee humming)
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Do I keep...
(Lee continues humming)
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Let him guide your hands.
(sniffing)
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Dude, it's okay if he smells
you.
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Thank you, chef.
(Lee grunting)
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Whoosh...
Yeah... okay, so... now we
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are... whoosh.
Ooh.
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This doesn't seem sanitary.
Hee!
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00:15:04,815 --> 00:15:07,099
(laughing)
Okay.
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00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:09,101
Okay.
You know, chef, I actually
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made my own noodles last night.
I was wondering if you would
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taste them and see how I did.
Try the noodles?
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(sniffs)
Oh...
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(Lee humming)
What are you...
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(Lee laughing)
Ooh, Lee Wei Lee's making his
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head noodles.
Those are good.
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Taco, what is this guy's deal?
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Is he... frittata?
Uh, yeah.
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I mean, look at him.
Why would you not tell me
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that?
What? 'Cause I don't
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stigmatize people like that.
I don't go around saying that
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00:15:42,219 --> 00:15:44,103
about Chalupa Batman.
What?
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Come on, Lee Wei Lee, let's
get out of here.
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(Lee howls)
Yes, get away from these
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horrible people.
It's this way... it's...
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He can't see through the dough.
Just make holes in the dough.
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No wonder he kept on touching
the pot.
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00:15:55,282 --> 00:15:56,949
And the worst part is, I thought
we were learning something.
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00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,035
You did?
Yeah, very, like...
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00:15:59,152 --> 00:16:00,903
Hi-yo!
Whoa.
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00:16:01,038 --> 00:16:02,238
Look at this!
Wow.
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00:16:02,406 --> 00:16:03,622
What is that?
Well, I heard you were
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opening a new kitchen, so I
brought you a toilet.
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00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:08,244
Okay, get that out of here.
We cannot have that in the
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kitchen.
But what happens when the
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guys who are preparing the food
need to take a shit?
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They go to the bathroom.
Oh, what, so they're gonna
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00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:17,303
pick up all this stuff they're
working with, bring it to the
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bathroom so they can keep
working while they go?
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00:16:19,589 --> 00:16:21,424
Okay, you know what?
Duly noted.
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00:16:21,558 --> 00:16:23,926
That guy that just left--
pasta for hair, dough for face?
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00:16:24,094 --> 00:16:26,095
Yeah.
That's Lee Wei Lee, isn't it?
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00:16:26,229 --> 00:16:27,596
Yeah.
Yes, it was.
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00:16:27,764 --> 00:16:29,348
I knew it.
That guy's dating my
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ex-girlfriend.
What?
382
00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:33,319
Gail, the human garbage can?
Swimming instructor?
383
00:16:33,437 --> 00:16:35,104
Yeah, and it's making me crazy.
384
00:16:35,272 --> 00:16:39,191
No, see, this guy is...
mentally challenged.
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00:16:39,326 --> 00:16:41,026
(laughs) I don't like him,
either.
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00:16:41,161 --> 00:16:43,612
But apparently, he's some bigwig
in the restaurant biz.
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00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:45,614
He's got a chauffer that drives
him around in this, like, little
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yellow bus everywhere.
Meanwhile, you know, I'm riding
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a ten-speed that I stole from an
11-year-old.
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00:16:53,516 --> 00:16:55,851
Ugh. Pittsburgh-Tennessee.
This game is as low-scoring as
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your team, Andre.
Ha. Great.
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00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:00,906
God, Taco.
Because of you, now I have to
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learn how to cook this stupid
chow mein all by myself.
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00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:06,709
Okay, why don't you just
order the Chinese food?
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No one will know.
Ellie has to document my
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process for her class, so I have
to look like I know what I'm
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doing.
Well, even though you guys
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are horrible, narrow-minded
people, Lee Wei Lee offered to
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help you guys again.
No.
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00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,511
Yeah, apparently he liked the
way you smell, so...
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00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:23,180
Mmm. No, thank you.
Hey, that's a compliment.
402
00:17:23,314 --> 00:17:25,482
Oh, Andre, this is so terrible.
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00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,684
I'm sorry.
96 to 43?
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00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:29,520
You didn't pick any of the
players I asked for.
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00:17:29,654 --> 00:17:31,374
I guess my vision's just a
little bit foggy.
406
00:17:31,489 --> 00:17:32,740
You know what?
Maybe I need glasses, too.
407
00:17:32,857 --> 00:17:34,324
That could be it.
No. You know what?
408
00:17:34,442 --> 00:17:36,202
I'm getting a beer.
Give me your eye doctor's
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00:17:36,277 --> 00:17:39,446
phone number, Andre.
(Rafi screaming)
410
00:17:39,581 --> 00:17:41,198
Oh, God!
Oh, thank God you're here.
411
00:17:41,366 --> 00:17:43,700
What is going on?
I've got a B.D.E.
412
00:17:43,835 --> 00:17:45,369
What is that?
I've got a broken dick
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00:17:45,537 --> 00:17:47,121
emergency.
I need to see a doctor.
414
00:17:47,255 --> 00:17:49,089
Where's Andre?
There.
415
00:17:49,207 --> 00:17:53,093
Andre?
Andre, look at this!
416
00:17:53,211 --> 00:17:55,212
Andre, look at this!
Oh, my God!
417
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,214
Look at this!
My God, Rafi, stop!
418
00:17:57,382 --> 00:17:59,633
(Rafi shouting)
Look at this, Andre!
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00:17:59,768 --> 00:18:02,136
It's leaking!
Oh... oh, God, oh, God, oh,
420
00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:03,720
God.
Don't walk away, Andre!
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00:18:03,888 --> 00:18:06,723
Oh, my God.
Some things you cannot unsee.
422
00:18:06,891 --> 00:18:09,251
Only if you see them first.
You're not wearing your glasses,
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00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:12,396
Andre.
Ah ha ha ha!
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00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:15,199
No?
Ah, the gig is up.
425
00:18:15,316 --> 00:18:17,117
Well, you all fell prey to my
elaborate hoax.
426
00:18:17,235 --> 00:18:18,485
No, we didn't.
No.
427
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,204
What, you didn't fall for it?
No.
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00:18:20,321 --> 00:18:21,682
You knew the whole time?
Of course.
429
00:18:21,706 --> 00:18:23,323
So the whole honesty thing,
that wasn't real?
430
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,325
So, wait, we don't have to be
honest anymore?
431
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,744
No.
I love you guys.
432
00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:31,131
Ohh... okay.
Feel a little bit better now.
433
00:18:31,249 --> 00:18:33,801
That was disgusting.
What is going on down there?
434
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:35,636
Yeah, right?
I was teaching my self-defense
435
00:18:35,753 --> 00:18:38,088
class and one of those girls,
she really caught me with a
436
00:18:38,256 --> 00:18:40,090
shiv.
Right at the base, too.
437
00:18:40,258 --> 00:18:42,342
And I was real hard.
You know how much blood's in
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00:18:42,477 --> 00:18:44,261
your dick when you're real hard?
So all that just came pouring
439
00:18:44,429 --> 00:18:45,429
right out.
Ugh...
440
00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:47,064
But I think I got it settled
down now.
441
00:18:47,182 --> 00:18:50,517
How?
I opened up your mayo, ga
442
00:18:50,652 --> 00:18:52,972
And mayonnaise has healing
properties, the Indians used it.
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00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:54,605
What happened to that whole
bullet time thing?
444
00:18:54,772 --> 00:18:57,107
Exactly! Right?
I took, like, 45 of these things
445
00:18:57,242 --> 00:19:00,661
and nothing happened.
All I have now is fresh breath
446
00:19:00,778 --> 00:19:02,613
and a broken dick.
447
00:19:05,116 --> 00:19:06,583
Hang on, hang on.
What?
448
00:19:06,701 --> 00:19:08,118
I need more mints.
Pete, you're like 30 deep in
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00:19:08,286 --> 00:19:10,246
those. Your breath is fine.
But these mints are so
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00:19:10,288 --> 00:19:13,540
god damn good.
Okay, carpe diem! Seize the day!
451
00:19:13,675 --> 00:19:15,125
Come here!
(laughing)
452
00:19:15,293 --> 00:19:17,678
Okay!
Whoa.
453
00:19:17,795 --> 00:19:20,631
I'm feeling a little hot.
Yes, baby, you are hot.
454
00:19:20,765 --> 00:19:22,766
I'm in the clouds.
Yeah, you're in the clouds.
455
00:19:22,884 --> 00:19:25,135
Yeah?
(gibbering)
456
00:19:25,303 --> 00:19:27,387
Oh, God!
Oh, whatever you're doing, don't
457
00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:30,641
stop it.
Oh, my God, don't stop.
458
00:19:30,808 --> 00:19:35,979
Oh, my God, don't ever stop!
You're like Superman.
459
00:19:36,147 --> 00:19:40,701
Oh!
Oh...
460
00:19:40,818 --> 00:19:42,986
(laughing)
461
00:19:46,658 --> 00:19:50,661
Oh, my God, what was that?
I did not think you could make
462
00:19:50,795 --> 00:19:54,998
me feel that good.
Pete? Pete?
463
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:57,668
Pete?
What?
464
00:19:57,835 --> 00:20:00,837
Pete, are you okay?
Did I miss the seizure?
465
00:20:04,008 --> 00:20:06,093
Oh...
Filthy.
466
00:20:06,227 --> 00:20:08,679
Godspeed, Jenny.
Godspeed those children's
467
00:20:08,846 --> 00:20:12,149
digestive systems.
Oh... where is it?
468
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,768
Where is it?
Wait, did you sleep here last
469
00:20:14,903 --> 00:20:16,786
night, Taco?
I can't find it.
470
00:20:17,198 --> 00:20:18,645
Taco, what are you looking for?
471
00:20:18,765 --> 00:20:21,692
I don't understand, it was
right there. Where is it?
472
00:20:21,826 --> 00:20:24,444
What are you looking for?
No, no, no, no, no!
473
00:20:24,579 --> 00:20:25,920
Why would you do that?
My weed!
474
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,498
Your wife stole it.
You sure it's not already in
475
00:20:28,616 --> 00:20:30,083
here?
Some of it, but not the most
476
00:20:30,201 --> 00:20:31,868
of it.
Well, where did you leave it
477
00:20:32,036 --> 00:20:33,040
last, Taco?
I hid it in the Chinese
478
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,275
spices and now it's gone.
479
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:42,864
Kids, this is chow mein,
courtesy of Mrs. MacArthur.
480
00:20:42,998 --> 00:20:45,366
Looks different, Mom.
Shh.
481
00:20:45,501 --> 00:20:48,503
Okay, enjoy.
Again, Sheryl, I am mortified
482
00:20:48,621 --> 00:20:51,706
about the whole clothes in the
dryer thing... I'm so sorry.
483
00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:53,424
Don't even... don't worry
about it.
484
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:56,094
I have a mentally unstable
homeless brother-in-law, too.
485
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,346
Oh. I feel like every family
has one.
486
00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:00,431
(Sheryl laughs)
I hope I can pull off this whole
487
00:21:00,549 --> 00:21:02,433
chow mein deal.
It's not up to my regular
488
00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:04,185
standards.
Oh, I don't know.
489
00:21:04,303 --> 00:21:05,887
I think people are really
enjoying it.
490
00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:07,972
Oh, my God.
This is the best chow mein of my
491
00:21:08,107 --> 00:21:09,857
life.
What is your secret?
492
00:21:09,975 --> 00:21:11,392
Is that cumin?
Uh...
493
00:21:11,527 --> 00:21:14,362
It's amazing, right?
It's amazing, it is amazing!
494
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,031
Is this my body?
Am I weak?
495
00:21:17,149 --> 00:21:19,233
It's amazing.
Everything is cursive.
496
00:21:19,401 --> 00:21:23,237
Everything is cursive...
I feel like I fell off the
497
00:21:23,372 --> 00:21:25,239
world.
I'm so hungry.
498
00:21:25,374 --> 00:21:29,911
(laughing)
I'm falling.
499
00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:33,464
I hate geometry!
Ah!
500
00:21:33,582 --> 00:21:37,085
(laughing)
Oh, my...
501
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:41,005
There's marijuana in here.
No, that's impossible.
502
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:44,676
Is this what I think it is?
Oh, my God.
503
00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:49,764
(children laughing)
Kids, stop eating.
504
00:21:49,898 --> 00:21:52,767
Stop eating immediately.
She is never coming over to your
505
00:21:52,901 --> 00:21:55,236
house.
Ah...!
506
00:21:55,354 --> 00:22:00,325
(laughing)
I'm gonna get fired.
507
00:22:00,442 --> 00:22:04,912
I'm gonna get fired!
(laughing): I never liked you.
508
00:22:09,770 --> 00:22:11,578
(giggling)
Hey, Gail.
509
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,709
Rafi.
What are you doing here?
510
00:22:13,827 --> 00:22:15,494
I realize now that even
though you're a piece of
511
00:22:15,629 --> 00:22:17,496
garbage, I shouldn't have thrown
you away.
512
00:22:17,664 --> 00:22:20,633
You know what, Rafi?
You're too little, too late,
513
00:22:20,751 --> 00:22:22,718
okay?
I'm with Lee Wei Lee now.
514
00:22:22,836 --> 00:22:24,670
Oh, come on!
What's he got that I don't have?
515
00:22:24,838 --> 00:22:28,257
This is a man of style, of
sophistication...
516
00:22:28,392 --> 00:22:32,061
There are times when we just
look into each other's eyes for
517
00:22:32,179 --> 00:22:38,317
hours... and just get lost.
He doesn't have to say anything.
518
00:22:38,435 --> 00:22:41,320
It's poetry in his eyes.
There's a real, like,
519
00:22:41,438 --> 00:22:44,440
powerful innocence there.
It's like he sees right... right
520
00:22:44,575 --> 00:22:46,993
into my heart.
He has empathy.
521
00:22:47,110 --> 00:22:48,694
Huh?
When a fire truck goes by, he
522
00:22:48,829 --> 00:22:51,364
starts shrieking...
(Lee shrieking)
523
00:22:51,531 --> 00:22:54,700
...and imitating it.
It's very, very loud.
524
00:22:54,868 --> 00:22:57,336
You know? Because he feels for
the people they're going to
525
00:22:57,454 --> 00:22:59,205
save.
I get it, Gail.
526
00:22:59,339 --> 00:23:01,958
He's-he's the total package.
Look, I'm not opposed to a
527
00:23:02,092 --> 00:23:06,596
three-way situation, here, but
I'm not leaving this for this.
528
00:23:06,713 --> 00:23:09,348
This guy clearly has
everything, but does he love you
529
00:23:09,466 --> 00:23:11,717
as much as I do?
Does he spend every waking
530
00:23:11,885 --> 00:23:15,104
minute of his life stalking you?
Does he wake up in the morning
531
00:23:15,222 --> 00:23:19,392
in your closet, sneak out, make
you breakfast and then hide in
532
00:23:19,526 --> 00:23:22,695
another closet so that he can
watch you eat that breakfast?
533
00:23:22,813 --> 00:23:24,730
That was you?
Of course that was me.
534
00:23:24,865 --> 00:23:26,449
Didn't you know?
I... no.
535
00:23:26,566 --> 00:23:28,401
No!
Whoa!
536
00:23:28,568 --> 00:23:32,038
Okay, guys, seriously, don't
fight over me.
537
00:23:32,155 --> 00:23:35,408
This ends now!
Okay!
538
00:23:35,575 --> 00:23:37,710
539
00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:49,338
(grunting)
What? Whoa, what?
540
00:23:49,473 --> 00:23:51,724
There is so much slapping.
No!
541
00:23:51,842 --> 00:23:55,394
Ah!
(Lee laughs)
542
00:23:58,432 --> 00:24:03,319
(Rafi laughs)
(grunting)
543
00:24:03,437 --> 00:24:06,439
Oh!
Oh!
544
00:24:06,573 --> 00:24:09,692
They're killing each other!
For me!
545
00:24:09,826 --> 00:24:14,030
(grunting)
Go to sleep.
546
00:24:14,164 --> 00:24:16,115
(Lee grunts)
Does it... what?
547
00:24:16,249 --> 00:24:18,198
(sniffing)
What... what did you do?
548
00:24:18,318 --> 00:24:21,017
Self-defeces?
Oh, no, self-defeces?
549
00:24:21,173 --> 00:24:22,623
Yeah.
Oh, my God, he used my own
550
00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:23,953
move against me.
551
00:24:24,073 --> 00:24:34,984
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