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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,270 --> 00:00:03,204 Connor: Previously on The L.A. Complex... 2 00:00:03,206 --> 00:00:04,355 Navid: You got fired from Cactibear; 3 00:00:04,357 --> 00:00:06,408 You walked out of Celebrity Halfway House, 4 00:00:06,410 --> 00:00:08,443 which means no one can hire you. 5 00:00:08,445 --> 00:00:09,611 Production's coming after you 6 00:00:09,613 --> 00:00:11,262 for what the insurance company had to pay out. 7 00:00:11,264 --> 00:00:13,248 They can't come after me anymore? 8 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:14,866 The movie, let's make it. 9 00:00:14,868 --> 00:00:15,817 What, now? 10 00:00:15,819 --> 00:00:17,419 Beth: My dad lost his job, 11 00:00:17,421 --> 00:00:18,503 had to live in our car, 12 00:00:18,505 --> 00:00:19,954 and then one day he says 13 00:00:19,956 --> 00:00:21,339 that he's gonna go look for work. 14 00:00:21,341 --> 00:00:22,707 And he never came back? 15 00:00:22,709 --> 00:00:23,991 Still waiting. 16 00:00:23,993 --> 00:00:25,293 You memorized the dictionary? 17 00:00:25,295 --> 00:00:26,344 Eddie: Nerd! 18 00:00:26,346 --> 00:00:27,629 Why didn't you take your SAT's? 19 00:00:27,631 --> 00:00:29,013 Why? Were you impressed? 20 00:00:29,015 --> 00:00:30,932 - I like you. - I like you too, man, 21 00:00:30,934 --> 00:00:32,350 but I'm not interested in any of the demons 22 00:00:32,352 --> 00:00:33,718 that you're bringing in with you. 23 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:34,836 You figure out how to cut them loose, 24 00:00:34,838 --> 00:00:36,304 and you give me a call. 25 00:00:36,306 --> 00:00:39,190 But I would say to start with whoever that Tariq person is. 26 00:00:39,192 --> 00:00:40,525 I hurt Tariq. 27 00:00:40,527 --> 00:00:42,143 Abby: (Shrieking) What's wrong with you?! 28 00:00:42,145 --> 00:00:43,194 Who are you? 29 00:00:43,196 --> 00:00:45,146 I'm your sister. 30 00:00:45,148 --> 00:00:47,115 There's something that I wanna do for you. 31 00:00:47,117 --> 00:00:48,733 Really? What? 32 00:00:48,735 --> 00:00:51,536 I'm with the church of Scienetics. 33 00:00:51,538 --> 00:00:54,672 What is... What does that mean? 34 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,542 Are you happy? 35 00:00:58,911 --> 00:01:01,296 You know, we come from the same place. 36 00:01:01,298 --> 00:01:04,499 We have the same heart, I know we do, 37 00:01:04,501 --> 00:01:08,336 and I tried a lot of things to mask that pain. 38 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:10,305 The church was the only thing 39 00:01:10,307 --> 00:01:12,390 that finally freed me of it. 40 00:01:12,392 --> 00:01:14,809 You know, it gave me the strength to find myself 41 00:01:14,811 --> 00:01:19,013 and... it gave me the strength to find you. 42 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,720 You're rich, you're famous, 43 00:01:25,722 --> 00:01:28,723 - and... You're beautiful. - Come on. (Chuckling) 44 00:01:28,725 --> 00:01:30,575 Are you happy? 45 00:01:37,099 --> 00:01:38,867 No. 46 00:01:38,869 --> 00:01:40,869 Let me help you. 47 00:01:45,374 --> 00:01:47,625 (Ragged, upset breathing) 48 00:01:49,211 --> 00:01:51,262 Kaldrick: Abby, wait- 49 00:01:51,264 --> 00:01:52,547 Abby! 50 00:01:52,549 --> 00:01:54,215 Why are you telling me this? 51 00:01:54,217 --> 00:01:55,834 Are you trying to make yourself feel better? 52 00:01:55,836 --> 00:01:57,435 No. I need your help. 53 00:01:57,437 --> 00:01:58,436 I need to find Tariq. 54 00:01:58,438 --> 00:01:59,637 Why? 55 00:01:59,639 --> 00:02:00,588 I need to see him again. 56 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:01,940 So you can tell him you're sorry? 57 00:02:01,942 --> 00:02:03,474 So you can tell him to take you back? 58 00:02:03,476 --> 00:02:04,526 No! 59 00:02:04,528 --> 00:02:05,443 Then what? 60 00:02:05,445 --> 00:02:07,278 You didn't see his face! 61 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,698 I just need to make sure he's okay. 62 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:14,285 I gotta put this thing to rest, or... 63 00:02:16,205 --> 00:02:18,239 I know he took a flight home to Montreal, 64 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:19,207 but his phone's disconnected... 65 00:02:19,209 --> 00:02:21,326 What does this have to do with me? 66 00:02:21,328 --> 00:02:23,494 You're his friend. 67 00:02:23,496 --> 00:02:24,495 I thought maybe you could... 68 00:02:24,497 --> 00:02:25,713 You thought wrong. 69 00:02:25,715 --> 00:02:28,249 You stay away from me or I'll call the police. 70 00:02:28,651 --> 00:02:30,758 ? 71 00:02:30,887 --> 00:02:33,587 corrections by Bellows re-sync by me for www.addic7ed.com 72 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:36,788 2x10 Make It Right 73 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:42,881 Sabrina: It doesn't mean I'll get an audition. 74 00:02:42,883 --> 00:02:44,582 Nick: Still, they asked you to submit. 75 00:02:44,584 --> 00:02:45,800 That's huge. 76 00:02:45,802 --> 00:02:47,385 I'd kill to be on a sketch show like that, 77 00:02:47,387 --> 00:02:48,636 seen by millions. 78 00:02:48,638 --> 00:02:51,589 Potentially bombing in front of millions. 79 00:02:51,591 --> 00:02:53,875 I still don't know why you bought that hat. 80 00:02:53,877 --> 00:02:55,543 It bothers you, doesn't it? Yes. 81 00:02:55,545 --> 00:02:57,011 That's why I bought it. Hold my hand. 82 00:02:57,013 --> 00:02:58,313 (Laughs) 83 00:02:59,064 --> 00:03:01,399 Sabrina: Oh God... oh God... 84 00:03:02,067 --> 00:03:04,319 Mr. Reynolds: Sabrina! 85 00:03:04,321 --> 00:03:05,653 (Woman laughs, excited) 86 00:03:05,655 --> 00:03:07,689 Take off the hat. Take off the hat. 87 00:03:07,691 --> 00:03:09,407 Hi, mom! 88 00:03:09,409 --> 00:03:10,608 Hi! 89 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,610 Hi. Hi! 90 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,332 Oh, mom, dad, this is... Nicholas. 91 00:03:18,501 --> 00:03:19,534 Mr. Reynolds: Well, it's nice to meet you, Nicholas. 92 00:03:19,536 --> 00:03:21,870 Nick: The pleasure's mine. 93 00:03:21,872 --> 00:03:23,037 Hello. 94 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:24,539 (Awkward laughter) 95 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:27,125 I've been meaning to call, it's just been really... 96 00:03:27,127 --> 00:03:29,093 Mrs. Reynolds: What're you doing today? 97 00:03:29,095 --> 00:03:31,045 We actually have- nothing. 98 00:03:31,047 --> 00:03:32,297 Not anything that... 99 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,765 I guess we could move some things around. 100 00:03:33,767 --> 00:03:35,016 Mr. Reynolds: Great! 101 00:03:35,018 --> 00:03:36,083 Well, the Andersons just canceled on us, 102 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,852 so why don't you two join us for golf 103 00:03:37,854 --> 00:03:39,470 and dinner at the club? 104 00:03:39,472 --> 00:03:41,139 Do you golf, Nicholas? 105 00:03:41,141 --> 00:03:42,607 Nick: Try and stop me. 106 00:03:42,609 --> 00:03:44,526 Mrs. Reynolds: Great! Well, we're just parked right over- 107 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,260 uh, you know what? We're not really dressed right. 108 00:03:46,262 --> 00:03:47,562 Mrs. Reynolds: Oh, that's all right. 109 00:03:47,564 --> 00:03:48,596 We'll just stop at the pro shop 110 00:03:48,598 --> 00:03:50,315 and get you all sorted. 111 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:53,484 Well, that sounds delightful. 112 00:03:53,486 --> 00:03:54,986 (Knocking) 113 00:03:58,106 --> 00:03:59,240 I need more time. 114 00:03:59,242 --> 00:04:01,075 (Stiffly) Time's the one thing you don't have. 115 00:04:01,077 --> 00:04:02,160 Is anything wrong? 116 00:04:02,162 --> 00:04:03,244 Abby: Eddie! I need to talk to you. 117 00:04:03,246 --> 00:04:04,662 (Exasperated sighs) For God's sake! 118 00:04:04,664 --> 00:04:05,747 Cam: Cut! 119 00:04:05,749 --> 00:04:06,664 Abby, we're shooting here! 120 00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:07,966 You just ruined a take. 121 00:04:07,968 --> 00:04:09,217 I'm sorry, I didn't know. 122 00:04:09,219 --> 00:04:10,418 Cam: It's all right. Honest mistake. 123 00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:11,586 Let's reset. Okay. 124 00:04:11,588 --> 00:04:13,671 Okay. Two seconds, I promise. It's important. 125 00:04:13,673 --> 00:04:15,289 Okay, yeah. What? What is it? 126 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:16,341 Cam: It was good up 'til then. 127 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:17,458 Kevin: No, it wasn't. It wasn't. 128 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:19,093 Is there something wrong with my performance? 129 00:04:19,095 --> 00:04:20,478 Cam: I thought she was really good. 130 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,980 Kevin: No, no, she was fine; It looks like crap. 131 00:04:21,982 --> 00:04:23,765 I can't shoot a movie on one zoom lens. 132 00:04:23,767 --> 00:04:24,849 Cam: Well, what do you wanna do? 133 00:04:24,851 --> 00:04:26,184 I need primes, man. Fast ones. 134 00:04:26,186 --> 00:04:27,685 I can't make a shallow depth of field 135 00:04:27,687 --> 00:04:28,653 with a 5.6 f-stop... 136 00:04:28,655 --> 00:04:29,821 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 137 00:04:29,823 --> 00:04:31,689 Oh my God, I'm so bored right now. 138 00:04:31,691 --> 00:04:32,857 Can we just shoot, please? 139 00:04:32,859 --> 00:04:34,475 No, we can't. We need a lens kit. 140 00:04:34,477 --> 00:04:35,693 How much is a lens kit? 141 00:04:35,695 --> 00:04:37,412 More than we have. 142 00:04:37,414 --> 00:04:38,746 Cam: All right, well, 143 00:04:38,748 --> 00:04:40,415 I think this is a good stopping point for today. 144 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:42,200 What? We just started. 145 00:04:42,202 --> 00:04:44,151 Yeah, well, like you said, we need more lenses. 146 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:46,421 Beth: (Knocking) Hey! 147 00:04:46,423 --> 00:04:47,422 Are you all set? 148 00:04:47,424 --> 00:04:49,257 Yeah! For sure. Just give me a second? 149 00:04:49,259 --> 00:04:50,508 Beth: Sure. 150 00:04:52,294 --> 00:04:53,661 I gotta go. 151 00:04:53,663 --> 00:04:54,596 What?! 152 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,014 Cam: I have a date with Beth. 153 00:04:56,016 --> 00:04:57,966 Dude, you're choosing a girl over our movie?! 154 00:04:57,968 --> 00:04:59,183 Cam: What, I can't have a personal life?! 155 00:04:59,185 --> 00:05:00,668 No, you can't have a personal- okay, okay! 156 00:05:00,670 --> 00:05:01,686 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 157 00:05:01,688 --> 00:05:04,055 Bert, Ernie, shut it down. 158 00:05:04,057 --> 00:05:06,007 You go on your little date, 159 00:05:06,009 --> 00:05:08,610 and you start working on the bubble scene, 160 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:11,729 and I'm gonna find us some more money. 161 00:05:11,731 --> 00:05:13,531 Raquel: How are you? Simon: Hey. 162 00:05:13,533 --> 00:05:15,033 Cam: Oh, and I meant to thank you 163 00:05:15,035 --> 00:05:16,517 for that really big favour you did for me. 164 00:05:16,519 --> 00:05:17,518 Kevin: What favour? 165 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,736 Watching Simon while we're gone. 166 00:05:18,738 --> 00:05:20,655 Kevin: Cameron, don't you play with me! 167 00:05:22,241 --> 00:05:24,542 Eddie: Abby, I haven't talked to Tariq since he left. 168 00:05:24,544 --> 00:05:25,877 Yeah, but you sent his stuff 169 00:05:25,879 --> 00:05:27,528 to his parents' house in Montreal, right? 170 00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:29,047 Yeah, but- so you have the address? 171 00:05:29,049 --> 00:05:30,415 I have his mailing address. 172 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:31,549 What, are you gonna mail him a letter? 173 00:05:31,551 --> 00:05:32,717 What is this, two thousand and... 174 00:05:32,719 --> 00:05:33,968 I don't know, okay? 175 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:35,219 His phone is disconnected, 176 00:05:35,221 --> 00:05:36,554 his Facebook page isn't even up. 177 00:05:36,556 --> 00:05:39,424 Every email I send to him just bounces back to me. 178 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:42,176 I need to find him before Kaldrick does. 179 00:05:42,178 --> 00:05:43,428 Kaldrick King? 180 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:44,646 What does he have to do with... 181 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:47,265 he's the reason Tariq left. 182 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:48,316 Okay. Well, 183 00:05:48,318 --> 00:05:50,051 if Kaldrick King is looking for Tariq, 184 00:05:50,053 --> 00:05:51,218 he's gonna find him. 185 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,404 I mean, he's got like unlimited resources. 186 00:05:53,406 --> 00:05:54,605 I read in "GQ" 187 00:05:54,607 --> 00:05:56,274 he gave his last producer a house 188 00:05:56,276 --> 00:05:57,275 as a housewarming gift. 189 00:05:57,277 --> 00:05:59,944 Eddie, please, 190 00:05:59,946 --> 00:06:02,914 can I just have the address? 191 00:06:05,668 --> 00:06:06,834 I-I mean I don't wanna dwell on this, 192 00:06:06,836 --> 00:06:08,286 but you know King's been to prison, right, 193 00:06:08,288 --> 00:06:10,088 for like assault and stuff like that. 194 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:12,090 I mean... The guy's dangerous. 195 00:06:12,092 --> 00:06:13,624 I know! I know. 196 00:06:13,626 --> 00:06:16,210 Can I have the address? 197 00:06:18,297 --> 00:06:22,400 Well, I hope you know what you're doing. 198 00:06:24,407 --> 00:06:36,719 ? 199 00:06:41,725 --> 00:06:43,526 You look like a traffic cone. 200 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,778 Yeah? Well, you look like you... 201 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,262 actually, you look really hot. 202 00:06:47,264 --> 00:06:48,614 - You should wear this kind - Shut up! 203 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,282 I need you to do me a favour today. 204 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:51,600 I need you to go against your instincts 205 00:06:51,602 --> 00:06:54,704 and try not to speak at all. 206 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:55,905 Won't make a good impression. 207 00:06:55,907 --> 00:06:57,456 You never do, so don't worry about it. 208 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:58,908 Hey! 209 00:06:58,910 --> 00:07:01,544 Look, my parents, they... 210 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,162 They're not- they don't... 211 00:07:03,164 --> 00:07:07,333 Mrs. Reynolds: Come on, slowpokes! We'll miss our tee time! 212 00:07:07,335 --> 00:07:09,668 My parents think I'm a pre-med student at UCLA. 213 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:11,220 Just roll with it. 214 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,388 Coming! 215 00:07:27,104 --> 00:07:28,354 Dale: Mr. Lake. 216 00:07:29,973 --> 00:07:30,923 Hi, I'm Dale Roberts, 217 00:07:30,925 --> 00:07:32,441 I'm director of the Elite Center. 218 00:07:32,443 --> 00:07:33,642 I can't tell you how excited we are 219 00:07:33,644 --> 00:07:35,111 to have you here today, sir. 220 00:07:35,113 --> 00:07:37,580 - Oh, I... - We are such huge fans. 221 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,081 We are so glad to see 222 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,916 that Critical Unit is doing so well. 223 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:42,151 Oh, thank you. 224 00:07:42,153 --> 00:07:43,619 We've only aired a couple of episodes, but... 225 00:07:43,621 --> 00:07:45,921 Well, I am sure you'll do a whole lot more. 226 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,507 Well done. Charlotte. 227 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:49,708 Charlotte: Hey! Dale: Hi. 228 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:50,626 How're you finding L.A.? 229 00:07:50,628 --> 00:07:51,677 Charlotte: I love it! 230 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:52,878 Great. Great. 231 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,181 Would you convince her to move here already? 232 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,331 (Connor and Charlotte chuckle) 233 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,384 Roxanne: There he is. 234 00:07:58,386 --> 00:07:59,802 Mr. Lake, welcome. 235 00:08:00,637 --> 00:08:01,887 Connor, please. 236 00:08:01,889 --> 00:08:03,139 Connor, this is Roxanne. 237 00:08:03,141 --> 00:08:04,974 She's going to be your channel. 238 00:08:04,976 --> 00:08:06,442 Connor: Channel? 239 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,610 I'll be your liaison. 240 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,395 We were so excited when Charlotte told us 241 00:08:09,397 --> 00:08:11,513 you were thinking about coming in today. 242 00:08:11,515 --> 00:08:12,514 You were? 243 00:08:12,516 --> 00:08:13,699 Of course we were. 244 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,785 Artists play such an important role in society, 245 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,520 and you are an incredible artist. 246 00:08:18,522 --> 00:08:20,239 (Flattered) Oh... I don't know about that. 247 00:08:20,241 --> 00:08:21,874 There's no need for modesty here. 248 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,793 Let's start with a tour of the grounds 249 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,861 and then we can watch a short testimonial video 250 00:08:25,863 --> 00:08:27,496 that should answer a lot of your questions 251 00:08:27,498 --> 00:08:29,048 about mind/body connections. 252 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,917 Then we can jump right into your personality test. 253 00:08:31,919 --> 00:08:33,219 To see if I have a personality? 254 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,037 All: (Laughing) 255 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:36,505 Roxanne: It's just to see where you're at 256 00:08:36,507 --> 00:08:39,374 so we can find out where you have to go. 257 00:08:39,376 --> 00:08:40,810 Right this way. 258 00:08:46,349 --> 00:08:50,519 (Bits of tv audio play as Simon flips channels) 259 00:08:52,722 --> 00:08:54,156 I'm hungry. 260 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:56,025 (Sighs) So am I. 261 00:08:56,027 --> 00:08:57,493 Got anything to eat? 262 00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:01,030 Well, if I did, would I be hungry? 263 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,668 What're you making? 264 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,070 It's a bubble machine, man. You wouldn't understand. 265 00:09:08,072 --> 00:09:10,756 Is it a machine that makes bubbles? 266 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:11,907 Yeah. 267 00:09:11,909 --> 00:09:12,875 Well, can I help? 268 00:09:12,877 --> 00:09:14,243 No. 269 00:09:14,245 --> 00:09:15,845 (Hairdryer whirs) 270 00:09:18,265 --> 00:09:19,381 This is stupid, man! 271 00:09:19,383 --> 00:09:20,382 We should be filming this movie, 272 00:09:20,384 --> 00:09:22,101 not going out on dates all day long. 273 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,752 You just need a stronger fan. 274 00:09:23,754 --> 00:09:27,773 If my dad was here he could make it work. 275 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:31,777 Look, when did they say they'd be back? 276 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:38,817 Hey, what do they talk about when they're around you? 277 00:09:38,819 --> 00:09:41,804 I don't know. They don't let me listen. 278 00:09:41,806 --> 00:09:43,389 Me neither. 279 00:09:46,393 --> 00:09:48,610 (Keyboard keys clack) 280 00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:53,048 Tony: Celebrity Halfway House! I love that show! 281 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,583 Thank you. 282 00:09:55,835 --> 00:09:57,503 What the hell is "Cactibear"? 283 00:09:57,505 --> 00:10:00,639 It's just a dumb movie. Not important. 284 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,474 Helluva lot of money you owe 'em. 285 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,393 So what do you think? Can I get a loan? 286 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,461 (Laughs) Oh no, certainly not. 287 00:10:06,463 --> 00:10:08,847 Look, I know that I've made some mistakes, 288 00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:11,817 but I'm trying to turn things around here. 289 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:13,018 Your website said 290 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,603 you specialize in bad credit loans, 291 00:10:14,605 --> 00:10:17,273 even for people who've declared bankruptcy. 292 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:18,807 Tony: You just filed. 293 00:10:18,809 --> 00:10:19,942 You haven't even had your first meeting 294 00:10:19,944 --> 00:10:21,643 of creditors yet. 295 00:10:21,645 --> 00:10:23,645 Can't you just give me a credit card? 296 00:10:23,647 --> 00:10:25,414 I'm an established actress. 297 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,082 I have no problem making money. 298 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:29,001 Great! So do that. 299 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,986 Get some acting jobs, put some money away. 300 00:10:30,988 --> 00:10:33,155 Pay your bills on time for a few years... 301 00:10:33,157 --> 00:10:34,489 - A few years?! No, no. 302 00:10:34,491 --> 00:10:35,975 I-I-I can't wait that long. 303 00:10:35,977 --> 00:10:37,793 Tony: I see this all the time. 304 00:10:37,795 --> 00:10:39,661 You were so happy to be free from all your debt, 305 00:10:39,663 --> 00:10:40,879 you paid no attention 306 00:10:40,881 --> 00:10:43,498 when they told you what happens after you file. 307 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,267 So listen carefully. 308 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,303 What happens is the word "bankruptcy" 309 00:10:47,305 --> 00:10:49,855 is stamped on your report for ten years. 310 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:52,474 That means most banks and lenders won't touch you - 311 00:10:52,476 --> 00:10:55,110 won't even look at you - for ten years. 312 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,012 Your sign says: 313 00:10:57,814 --> 00:11:00,182 "Credit problems? We can help!" 314 00:11:00,184 --> 00:11:02,484 Okay, I have credit problems. 315 00:11:02,486 --> 00:11:04,620 I can't help you. 316 00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:12,211 Beth: 'Kay, what arewe doing at a school? 317 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:15,080 I signed you up to take the sat test. 318 00:11:15,082 --> 00:11:16,081 Beth: What?! 319 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,232 Which, now that I think of it, 320 00:11:17,234 --> 00:11:18,217 was a really stupid idea. 321 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,386 You signed me up to take the SAT's? 322 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,204 I- well- are you outta your mind? 323 00:11:22,206 --> 00:11:23,806 Yes. Yes, I am. 324 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,208 Look, okay, I just... 325 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:27,276 You know how you told me 326 00:11:27,278 --> 00:11:28,177 you never thought about going to college? 327 00:11:28,179 --> 00:11:29,094 Yeah? 328 00:11:29,096 --> 00:11:30,212 Well, I didn't believe you. 329 00:11:30,214 --> 00:11:31,213 I think someone as smart as you 330 00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:32,231 thinks about it every day. 331 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,265 I'm not college material. 332 00:11:33,267 --> 00:11:35,217 See, again, I don't believe you. 333 00:11:35,219 --> 00:11:36,435 And this is not the date, by the way. 334 00:11:36,437 --> 00:11:38,070 This is just a small part of it. 335 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,104 We can walk away, if you want. 336 00:11:39,106 --> 00:11:40,189 We can go on to the second part, 337 00:11:40,191 --> 00:11:41,490 which is way, way better. 338 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,609 The test is over three hours long. 339 00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:46,412 I'll wait for you. I've got a book in the car. 340 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,997 Hmm? 341 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:51,750 It's permitted for the math portion. 342 00:11:56,790 --> 00:11:58,007 Good luck! 343 00:12:00,677 --> 00:12:02,244 (Car rumbles past) 344 00:12:02,246 --> 00:12:05,347 (Rap music blares through windows) 345 00:12:17,811 --> 00:12:21,563 I have his parents' address in Montreal. 346 00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:24,283 Just this address though. The number isn't listed. 347 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,484 Okay. 348 00:12:26,269 --> 00:12:28,203 I'm going with you. 349 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,488 I'm not gonna hurt him. 350 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:31,156 I know you won't 351 00:12:31,158 --> 00:12:35,577 because I'm gonna be there to make sure you don't. 352 00:12:36,296 --> 00:12:38,464 All right, let's go. 353 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,833 The label's got a G6 I can use whenever I want. 354 00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:42,551 Get in. 355 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,736 Now? 356 00:12:48,423 --> 00:12:51,875 (Plane shakes, Abby gasps, terrified) 357 00:12:54,095 --> 00:12:55,095 You want something to drink? 358 00:12:55,097 --> 00:12:56,430 No! 359 00:12:56,432 --> 00:12:58,215 (Plane rumbles and shakes) 360 00:12:58,217 --> 00:12:59,883 (Gasps) Yes! 361 00:13:07,242 --> 00:13:08,359 Sorry. 362 00:13:08,361 --> 00:13:09,526 It's okay. 363 00:13:10,328 --> 00:13:12,896 Here. They'll help you relax. 364 00:13:12,898 --> 00:13:14,331 I've been taking them to help me sleep, 365 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,417 but can't say they've been working. 366 00:13:16,419 --> 00:13:17,835 Thanks, but taking a bunch of pills 367 00:13:17,837 --> 00:13:18,902 while I'm around you 368 00:13:18,904 --> 00:13:21,422 doesn't seem very relaxing to me. 369 00:13:21,424 --> 00:13:23,540 What do you think I'm gonna do to you? 370 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:26,677 (Plane rumbles and shakes, Abby gasps) 371 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:29,880 Hang on to 'em, just in case. 372 00:13:31,916 --> 00:13:33,083 (Exhales) 373 00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:37,888 And thank you... For helping me. 374 00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:40,641 I'm not helping you, I'm using you. 375 00:13:40,643 --> 00:13:43,277 I just wanna make sure Tariq's okay. 376 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,897 So do I. 377 00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:58,292 ? 378 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:00,944 Mr. Reynolds: Maybe you're left-handed. 379 00:14:00,946 --> 00:14:03,080 Mrs. Reynolds: So how did the two of you meet? 380 00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:04,581 I'm a comedian, too. 381 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,333 Mr. Reynolds: Too? 382 00:14:06,335 --> 00:14:08,218 Nick: Right. Sorry. 383 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,753 She's just so funny, 384 00:14:09,755 --> 00:14:12,589 I often think it's ridiculous that she's pre-med at USC 385 00:14:12,591 --> 00:14:14,258 and not a comedian herself. 386 00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,509 UCLA. 387 00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:17,010 Nick: Of course... 388 00:14:17,012 --> 00:14:18,178 (Nervous laugh) Of course. 389 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,297 How could I forget the school you go to every day. 390 00:14:20,299 --> 00:14:21,765 How foolish of me. 391 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:23,067 Sabrina: Hey, dad, they're far enough, now. 392 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:25,436 It's just that we're so proud of our little 'bina. 393 00:14:25,438 --> 00:14:27,137 You know she was at the top of her class 394 00:14:27,139 --> 00:14:28,489 last semester. 395 00:14:28,491 --> 00:14:30,190 You know, I did know that, 396 00:14:30,192 --> 00:14:31,992 and it's no wonder... 397 00:14:31,994 --> 00:14:34,445 she just worked so hard and it paid off. 398 00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:37,581 Plus, she's always cramming with that study group of hers... 399 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,083 Jarrod, Vikram and Miguel. 400 00:14:39,085 --> 00:14:40,617 Have you guys met Jarrod, Vikram, and Miguel? 401 00:14:40,619 --> 00:14:42,536 All right. Nick: Oh, they are the best - 402 00:14:42,538 --> 00:14:44,288 the three musketeers we call them. 403 00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:46,957 Sabrina's D'Artagnan because she's top of her class and all. 404 00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:48,008 Sabrina: Yeah, it's my day off. 405 00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:49,510 Do we have to talk about school? 406 00:14:49,512 --> 00:14:52,763 Nick: We're just all so proud of you, 'bina. 407 00:14:52,765 --> 00:14:53,797 Make much of a living, 408 00:14:53,799 --> 00:14:56,049 being a comedian, Nicholas? 409 00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:59,386 Oh. I get by. I'm also a blimp pilot. 410 00:15:00,722 --> 00:15:02,356 A blimp pilot? 411 00:15:02,358 --> 00:15:05,008 Yeah, you know, dirigibles? Zeppelins? 412 00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:06,477 I mean, the Hindenburg really hurt us, 413 00:15:06,479 --> 00:15:08,061 but they're gonna come back in a major way, 414 00:15:08,063 --> 00:15:09,062 you wait and see! 415 00:15:09,064 --> 00:15:10,013 And I'm gonna be ready 416 00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:11,949 because I know how to fly blimps. 417 00:15:11,951 --> 00:15:14,952 We're holding up play, we should... 418 00:15:16,037 --> 00:15:17,237 (Both chuckle) 419 00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:20,958 What're you doing?! Ow! What?! 420 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,459 I thought we were telling lies. 421 00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:23,377 Blimp pilot?! 422 00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:24,661 And how is that more outrageous 423 00:15:24,663 --> 00:15:26,797 than you being top of your pre-med class at USC? 424 00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:28,665 Ucla! Whatever! 425 00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,167 You don't go to either school! 426 00:15:30,169 --> 00:15:32,419 I did go to ucla, briefly, before I dropped out. 427 00:15:32,421 --> 00:15:35,255 Oh, well, in that case, what you're doing is fine! 428 00:15:35,257 --> 00:15:37,040 Look, they've had impossible expectations of me 429 00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:38,208 my entire life. 430 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,209 They'd never understand. 431 00:15:39,211 --> 00:15:41,378 So just swing that stupid club, shut up, 432 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:44,765 and let's get out of here as fast as we can! 433 00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:51,488 ? 434 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:53,857 Connor: Do you scroll through airport schedules, 435 00:15:53,859 --> 00:15:56,393 archives or encyclopedias just for fun? 436 00:15:56,395 --> 00:15:58,395 Do you experience periodic twitches of your muscles, 437 00:15:58,397 --> 00:16:00,447 when there's no physical reason for it? 438 00:16:00,449 --> 00:16:02,232 Do you feel you eat too quickly? 439 00:16:02,234 --> 00:16:05,869 Do you pick at scabs or chew on pen caps? 440 00:16:05,871 --> 00:16:08,405 ? Electronic medicated ? 441 00:16:09,123 --> 00:16:12,676 ? superficial life ? 442 00:16:13,411 --> 00:16:16,580 ? sentimental, liquidated ? 443 00:16:17,599 --> 00:16:19,766 ? parasitic satellite ? 444 00:16:21,135 --> 00:16:24,421 Connor: Do you frequently contemplate your own inferiority? 445 00:16:24,423 --> 00:16:26,940 Do you find it difficult to let go of stress? 446 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,393 Does life ever feel made up or false to you? 447 00:16:29,395 --> 00:16:30,861 Do you take appropriate measures 448 00:16:30,863 --> 00:16:32,346 to avoid accidents? 449 00:16:32,348 --> 00:16:34,481 Do peers often seem to think higher of your talents 450 00:16:34,483 --> 00:16:36,617 or skills than you do? 451 00:16:36,619 --> 00:16:38,452 Would you ever employ corporal punishment 452 00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:39,536 on a school-aged child 453 00:16:39,538 --> 00:16:40,654 if it refused to listen to you? 454 00:16:40,656 --> 00:16:42,372 Do others often get the best of you? 455 00:16:42,374 --> 00:16:43,874 Do you ever get "lost" thinking about death, 456 00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:45,542 illness, agony or despair? 457 00:16:45,544 --> 00:16:47,777 Do others ever refer to your actions as unpredictable? 458 00:16:47,779 --> 00:16:49,079 Do you ever find yourself wondering 459 00:16:49,081 --> 00:16:52,416 if anyone actually cares about you? 460 00:16:53,134 --> 00:16:56,786 ? Who stole my generation ? 461 00:16:57,555 --> 00:17:00,841 ? hijacked imagination ? 462 00:17:01,593 --> 00:17:04,678 ? blinded by expectation ? 463 00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:09,566 ? it's all an hallucination ? 464 00:17:13,021 --> 00:17:14,354 (Hairdryer whirs) 465 00:17:14,356 --> 00:17:16,973 What's this machine supposed to do? 466 00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:19,743 It's supposed to make a lot of bubbles. 467 00:17:19,745 --> 00:17:21,278 Why? 468 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,448 It's for a scene in the film. 469 00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:25,949 Why? 470 00:17:25,951 --> 00:17:27,534 Because it's for when the main character 471 00:17:27,536 --> 00:17:28,919 realizes she's in love with someone 472 00:17:28,921 --> 00:17:30,454 she thinks she can never have, 473 00:17:30,456 --> 00:17:32,339 so we see the beauty in the bubbles 474 00:17:32,341 --> 00:17:36,009 and the sadness of when they all pop. 475 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,094 Why? 476 00:17:37,096 --> 00:17:40,631 Because film is a visual medium, Simon! 477 00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:42,215 (Hairdryer whirs) 478 00:17:45,186 --> 00:17:46,836 I think you're doing it wrong. 479 00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:48,021 You know what? I didn't ask you. 480 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,673 I also didn't ask to look after you 481 00:17:49,675 --> 00:17:50,807 or have to spend time with you. 482 00:17:50,809 --> 00:17:51,841 So unless you got a better idea, 483 00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:54,478 let's just keep quiet, man, make our day. 484 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,562 Okay? 485 00:18:01,235 --> 00:18:02,519 (Door bangs shut) 486 00:18:02,521 --> 00:18:04,071 Fine! Good. 487 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,467 What's this? 488 00:18:17,469 --> 00:18:19,336 A better idea. 489 00:18:26,144 --> 00:18:28,178 Hey, Mark, can I talk to you for a sec? 490 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:29,346 Sure. 491 00:18:30,181 --> 00:18:30,714 You're not gonna quit on me are you? 492 00:18:30,716 --> 00:18:32,265 No, no. 493 00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:34,551 I was actually going to talk to you 494 00:18:34,553 --> 00:18:36,570 about picking up some extra shifts. 495 00:18:36,572 --> 00:18:38,105 What extra shifts? 496 00:18:38,107 --> 00:18:39,189 Everything's spoken for... 497 00:18:39,191 --> 00:18:40,273 I can't take shifts from somebody else 498 00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:42,409 just to give to you. 499 00:18:42,411 --> 00:18:44,728 Um, well, I was thinking, 500 00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:46,530 um, what if we did a karaoke night 501 00:18:46,532 --> 00:18:48,165 like a couple times a week? 502 00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:50,534 Manny: (Laughs) Karaoke? Here? 503 00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:52,669 It'd be fun. 504 00:18:52,671 --> 00:18:54,287 I could dj, we could charge a cover. 505 00:18:54,289 --> 00:18:56,173 Whoa, whoa, whoa. A cover? 506 00:18:56,175 --> 00:18:57,341 I mean, it's hard enough getting people 507 00:18:57,343 --> 00:18:58,458 in this place as it is. 508 00:18:58,460 --> 00:18:59,593 I'm not gonna start charging them a fee 509 00:18:59,595 --> 00:19:01,261 just to be annoyed by amateur singing. 510 00:19:01,263 --> 00:19:02,596 Manny: Dumb idea. 511 00:19:02,598 --> 00:19:04,297 Raquel: Shouldn't you be in the back washing dishes? 512 00:19:04,299 --> 00:19:06,383 Mark: Look. You're doing a good job. 513 00:19:06,385 --> 00:19:09,302 In fact, you're proving to be a halfway decent bartender, 514 00:19:09,304 --> 00:19:12,055 but- so I guess an advance is out of the question? 515 00:19:12,057 --> 00:19:15,025 If someone gets sick, I'll see what I can do. 516 00:19:15,027 --> 00:19:17,728 But other than that, I don't know what to say. 517 00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:20,981 But I'm loving the enthusiasm. 518 00:19:24,235 --> 00:19:28,655 ? There must be something else in store ? 519 00:19:29,624 --> 00:19:31,408 ? 'cause I've been working towards it ? 520 00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:33,827 ? since the day I was born ? 521 00:19:34,579 --> 00:19:37,831 ? since the day I was born ? 522 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,885 Manny: Yo, wasteland. 523 00:19:42,887 --> 00:19:45,121 Don't call me that. 524 00:19:45,973 --> 00:19:48,258 You wanna make some extra cash? 525 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:51,178 I know a way you can make a lot of money real fast. 526 00:19:59,227 --> 00:20:01,044 This is an RFID scanner. 527 00:20:01,046 --> 00:20:03,313 Radio frequency identification scanner. 528 00:20:03,315 --> 00:20:04,982 Look, someone gives you a credit card 529 00:20:04,984 --> 00:20:06,266 to pay off their tab, 530 00:20:06,268 --> 00:20:07,217 you just wave the card 531 00:20:07,219 --> 00:20:08,902 in front of the screen, like so, 532 00:20:08,904 --> 00:20:10,153 and it's able to decrypt and store 533 00:20:10,155 --> 00:20:11,521 all the data on it: 534 00:20:11,523 --> 00:20:13,073 Card type, number, expiration date, 535 00:20:13,075 --> 00:20:14,524 even the person's name. 536 00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:15,776 Yeah, they have a name for this, 537 00:20:15,778 --> 00:20:16,860 it's called identity theft. 538 00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,561 No, no, it's not like that. 539 00:20:18,563 --> 00:20:20,514 I just take the info and sell it to a third party. 540 00:20:20,516 --> 00:20:21,898 Who then makes fraudulent charges on the card, 541 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,367 which is called identity theft. 542 00:20:23,369 --> 00:20:25,085 They don't do it right away. 543 00:20:25,087 --> 00:20:26,253 It's a four month buffer 544 00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:28,205 before they can even use the numbers. 545 00:20:28,207 --> 00:20:30,374 It's a complicated rotation, but the point is, 546 00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:32,092 it's nearly impossible to trace it back to us. 547 00:20:32,094 --> 00:20:33,327 Nearly? 548 00:20:33,329 --> 00:20:34,911 The only people getting hurt are the banks. 549 00:20:34,913 --> 00:20:36,046 They're the ones eating the charges, 550 00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:38,131 which is fine by me. 551 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,433 They've been screwing us over for years. 552 00:20:39,435 --> 00:20:41,768 We're just... Screwing 'em back. 553 00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:44,354 That's karma, baby. 554 00:20:44,356 --> 00:20:46,106 No matter what you call it, it's still illegal. 555 00:20:46,108 --> 00:20:48,809 I'll pay you $25 dollars every card you swipe. 556 00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:50,060 Working at the bar, 557 00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:51,945 you handle tons of credit cards every shift. 558 00:20:51,947 --> 00:20:54,281 You know, the last bartender was pulling down an extra... 559 00:20:54,283 --> 00:20:56,450 Five hundred dollars a shift. 560 00:20:57,935 --> 00:20:59,703 Thanks, Manny, but I'll pass. 561 00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:01,104 Come on, wasteland. 562 00:21:01,106 --> 00:21:02,489 I told you not to call me that. 563 00:21:02,491 --> 00:21:03,540 Just give it a try. 564 00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:04,491 I'll put it under the register. 565 00:21:04,493 --> 00:21:06,609 No one'll even know it's there. 566 00:21:06,611 --> 00:21:08,128 I said no. 567 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,415 Just think about it. 568 00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:16,286 You know, if Mark suddenly finds out about this... 569 00:21:16,288 --> 00:21:17,888 I'm not a rat. 570 00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:19,306 That's good. 571 00:21:19,308 --> 00:21:22,309 That's good for both of us. 572 00:21:35,106 --> 00:21:37,324 So? How'd it go? 573 00:21:37,326 --> 00:21:38,775 Best. Date. Ever. 574 00:21:38,777 --> 00:21:40,661 I love three hour pop quizzes. 575 00:21:40,663 --> 00:21:42,779 Like I said, part two is way better. 576 00:21:42,781 --> 00:21:44,748 Uh-huh. 577 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,483 So little faith. 578 00:21:47,285 --> 00:21:48,869 Can you blame me? 579 00:21:50,955 --> 00:21:52,539 (Foliage rustles) 580 00:21:56,678 --> 00:21:58,962 I think it went this way. 581 00:22:01,049 --> 00:22:02,299 When you said you've played before, 582 00:22:02,301 --> 00:22:04,768 I'm guessing you were embellishing a bit. 583 00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:05,969 I was. 584 00:22:07,522 --> 00:22:11,224 I may have also embellished some other things. 585 00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:12,726 You're not a blimp pilot, are you? 586 00:22:12,728 --> 00:22:15,395 Nick: No I'm not, sir. 587 00:22:15,397 --> 00:22:16,613 I guess I was just worried 588 00:22:16,615 --> 00:22:18,115 you wouldn't think being a comedian 589 00:22:18,117 --> 00:22:19,566 was good enough. 590 00:22:19,568 --> 00:22:22,019 Not at all, son. I respect it. 591 00:22:22,021 --> 00:22:23,853 You're going after your dream. 592 00:22:23,855 --> 00:22:26,523 That ball's lost, come on. 593 00:22:26,525 --> 00:22:27,791 You know, when I was in college 594 00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:29,359 I played drums in a band. 595 00:22:29,361 --> 00:22:30,360 Really? 596 00:22:30,362 --> 00:22:32,529 Yeah. We were actually pretty good... 597 00:22:32,531 --> 00:22:35,031 And sometimes I regret not making a go of it. 598 00:22:35,033 --> 00:22:36,383 Huh. 599 00:22:36,385 --> 00:22:37,918 What you're doing is brave. 600 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,920 It's admirable. 601 00:22:39,922 --> 00:22:41,138 Don't feel as though you have to tell people 602 00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:44,874 you're a blimp pilot just to be respected. 603 00:22:44,876 --> 00:22:46,309 You're away! 604 00:22:47,261 --> 00:22:53,400 ? 605 00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:58,939 (Door shuts) 606 00:22:58,941 --> 00:23:00,223 Is he in there? 607 00:23:00,225 --> 00:23:02,659 Abby: No. I told you he probably wouldn't be. 608 00:23:02,661 --> 00:23:03,827 Kaldrick: Was that his mom? 609 00:23:03,829 --> 00:23:04,894 Abby: Yeah. 610 00:23:04,896 --> 00:23:06,163 Tariq's got a new place on the plateau. 611 00:23:06,165 --> 00:23:08,765 She gave me his address. 612 00:23:14,071 --> 00:23:17,624 I'm gonna go in and talk to him first, okay? 613 00:23:17,626 --> 00:23:18,759 Okay. 614 00:23:20,461 --> 00:23:22,412 And look, if he doesn't wanna see you, 615 00:23:22,414 --> 00:23:24,414 you don't go in. 616 00:23:25,299 --> 00:23:26,633 I'm serious. 617 00:23:26,635 --> 00:23:29,586 If he doesn't wanna do this, we go home... 618 00:23:29,588 --> 00:23:31,888 And you don't try and contact him again. 619 00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:34,474 That was not a part of the deal. 620 00:23:34,476 --> 00:23:36,376 I'm not asking. 621 00:23:40,031 --> 00:23:41,281 (Sighs) 622 00:23:45,036 --> 00:23:47,454 Saint Urbain and Rachel, please. 623 00:23:47,456 --> 00:23:49,656 (Taxi starts up and pulls away) 624 00:23:53,244 --> 00:23:54,661 Kevin: You know, we're Kevin and cam. 625 00:23:54,663 --> 00:23:56,663 We're not cam, Kevin, and Beth. 626 00:23:56,665 --> 00:23:57,714 No offence. 627 00:23:57,716 --> 00:23:58,715 None taken. 628 00:23:58,717 --> 00:23:59,782 Like you don't think the Coen brothers 629 00:23:59,784 --> 00:24:01,784 got distracted by girls? 630 00:24:01,786 --> 00:24:03,670 Probably. No, no, no. 631 00:24:03,672 --> 00:24:04,954 You don't make movies like blood simple 632 00:24:04,956 --> 00:24:06,289 with girls on the brain. 633 00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:07,591 Ain't happening. 634 00:24:07,593 --> 00:24:09,009 Do you love cam? 635 00:24:09,011 --> 00:24:10,510 What, man?! Come... 636 00:24:11,262 --> 00:24:13,313 you know, I mean, you know... 637 00:24:13,315 --> 00:24:15,298 There's love there. We are loving, you know. 638 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:17,100 But I don't love him. 639 00:24:17,102 --> 00:24:18,151 I mean, I do. 640 00:24:18,153 --> 00:24:20,821 You know, I would do anything for him. 641 00:24:20,823 --> 00:24:21,938 You know what I mean. 642 00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:23,440 Not really. I'm ten. 643 00:24:23,442 --> 00:24:24,991 Can we turn the fan on now? 644 00:24:24,993 --> 00:24:25,992 Yeah. Okay. 645 00:24:25,994 --> 00:24:27,194 Yes! 646 00:24:29,247 --> 00:24:30,447 (Fan whirs) 647 00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:37,254 Uh... See? I told you it wouldn't work. 648 00:24:37,256 --> 00:24:40,457 (Kevin sighs as Simon turns fan off) 649 00:24:42,043 --> 00:24:45,545 You have glycerin in there, right? 650 00:24:45,547 --> 00:24:51,101 Test technician: Okay, the test measures both I.Q. and personality. 651 00:24:51,103 --> 00:24:52,969 You scored exceptionally high 652 00:24:52,971 --> 00:24:54,554 on the intelligence portion. 653 00:24:54,556 --> 00:24:55,889 Well done. 654 00:24:55,891 --> 00:24:57,140 Thank you. 655 00:24:57,942 --> 00:25:00,110 Intelligence is only beneficial 656 00:25:00,112 --> 00:25:01,962 if you have the right data to feed it. 657 00:25:01,964 --> 00:25:04,648 Scienetics will not only provides you with this data, 658 00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:08,518 but will also help you attain even higher intelligence. 659 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:13,022 Well, I'm not really worried about my intelligence. 660 00:25:13,024 --> 00:25:15,492 The second part of the test measures your personality. 661 00:25:15,494 --> 00:25:18,194 This is an objective scientific evaluation 662 00:25:18,196 --> 00:25:20,080 based on the answers you provided. 663 00:25:20,082 --> 00:25:22,215 This is not our opinion of you, 664 00:25:22,217 --> 00:25:24,801 this is your opinion of you. 665 00:25:24,803 --> 00:25:26,586 Here's a graph of your personality 666 00:25:26,588 --> 00:25:27,837 in its current state. 667 00:25:27,839 --> 00:25:29,306 As you can see, 668 00:25:29,308 --> 00:25:33,426 your stability, happiness and communication levels 669 00:25:33,428 --> 00:25:35,762 are far below optimal. 670 00:25:37,248 --> 00:25:38,982 They are? 671 00:25:38,984 --> 00:25:41,067 You also seem to be carrying an inordinate amount 672 00:25:41,069 --> 00:25:43,987 of non-specific anxiety. 673 00:25:43,989 --> 00:25:47,607 That's not a very hopeful outlook is it... 674 00:25:47,609 --> 00:25:51,745 Unless you care to do something about it. 675 00:25:51,747 --> 00:25:53,830 How would I do that? 676 00:25:53,832 --> 00:25:56,616 Look, I'm just a technician... 677 00:25:56,618 --> 00:25:59,636 sales isn't my department, 678 00:25:59,638 --> 00:26:02,071 but... Off the record, 679 00:26:03,174 --> 00:26:05,759 I had very similar test results when I started. 680 00:26:05,761 --> 00:26:07,928 I went right for the detoxification sequence 681 00:26:07,930 --> 00:26:10,513 and basic communication series. 682 00:26:10,515 --> 00:26:12,415 That's where I'd start if I were you. 683 00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:14,417 I don't know what any of that means. 684 00:26:14,419 --> 00:26:16,186 You'll learn the language as you go. 685 00:26:16,188 --> 00:26:18,688 I mean, look at these intelligence levels. 686 00:26:18,690 --> 00:26:21,758 It won't be hard for you. 687 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,144 But you know what? Let me get Roxanne. 688 00:26:24,146 --> 00:26:25,145 You're a priority. 689 00:26:25,147 --> 00:26:28,931 She'll probably be able to fast track you. 690 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,868 ? Get it! ? 691 00:26:31,870 --> 00:26:32,435 ? get it! ? 692 00:26:35,623 --> 00:26:38,325 (Music becomes slightly muted) 693 00:26:39,210 --> 00:26:41,211 Abby: (Sighs heavily) 694 00:26:41,213 --> 00:26:42,412 (Knocking) 695 00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:46,716 Can I help you? 696 00:26:46,718 --> 00:26:48,551 Oh, sorry, I think I'm... 697 00:26:48,553 --> 00:26:49,786 I think I'm at the wrong apartment. 698 00:26:49,788 --> 00:26:51,972 I'm just... Tariq: Abby? 699 00:26:58,506 --> 00:27:02,708 Jamie: I should get to work. It was so nice meeting you. 700 00:27:02,710 --> 00:27:04,193 Abby: You too. 701 00:27:05,179 --> 00:27:07,347 Tariq: See you tonight. 702 00:27:12,887 --> 00:27:15,555 (Clears her throat and sighs) 703 00:27:19,158 --> 00:27:20,676 It is so good to see you. 704 00:27:20,678 --> 00:27:21,977 You too. 705 00:27:21,979 --> 00:27:24,878 - I'm sorry I haven't been in touch... - Kaldrick's downstairs. 706 00:27:25,932 --> 00:27:28,067 I know what happened, 707 00:27:28,469 --> 00:27:31,518 and you don't have to see him if you don't want to. 708 00:27:32,023 --> 00:27:33,506 You brought him here? 709 00:27:33,508 --> 00:27:35,024 'Kay, he was looking for you, 710 00:27:35,026 --> 00:27:36,859 and he would've found you eventually. 711 00:27:36,861 --> 00:27:40,312 I wanted to be here when he did. 712 00:27:41,631 --> 00:27:43,549 I made him promise... 713 00:27:44,284 --> 00:27:46,218 If you don't wanna talk to him 714 00:27:46,220 --> 00:27:48,470 then we'll head straight back to L.A. 715 00:27:48,472 --> 00:27:50,122 And you never have to see him again. 716 00:27:50,124 --> 00:27:52,258 That's up to you. 717 00:27:54,261 --> 00:27:56,729 What do you wanna do? 718 00:28:03,303 --> 00:28:06,155 So... Here's the good news: 719 00:28:07,274 --> 00:28:09,407 My test scores were a lot worse when I started. 720 00:28:09,694 --> 00:28:11,943 - Really? - There's a reason 721 00:28:11,945 --> 00:28:13,795 we're the fastest growing religion in the world. 722 00:28:13,897 --> 00:28:14,780 It works. 723 00:28:15,582 --> 00:28:16,848 You might not realize this yet, 724 00:28:16,850 --> 00:28:20,635 but today is the most important day of your life. 725 00:28:20,637 --> 00:28:23,271 It all gets easier from here. 726 00:28:23,273 --> 00:28:25,390 So how does all this work? 727 00:28:25,392 --> 00:28:27,359 Well, the initial package should run you 728 00:28:27,361 --> 00:28:28,977 between five and ten thousand dollars. 729 00:28:28,979 --> 00:28:30,695 I'd suggest- wait, wait, wait. 730 00:28:30,697 --> 00:28:32,864 Five to ten thousand dollars... 731 00:28:32,866 --> 00:28:34,733 Just to start? 732 00:28:36,369 --> 00:28:38,703 That's a lot of money. 733 00:28:38,705 --> 00:28:41,773 I thought so too when I started, 734 00:28:41,775 --> 00:28:43,491 and I was making a lot less money 735 00:28:43,493 --> 00:28:46,411 than you are, believe me. 736 00:28:46,413 --> 00:28:47,896 But nothing is expensive 737 00:28:47,898 --> 00:28:49,548 when your life is at stake. 738 00:28:49,550 --> 00:28:51,449 Now my life is at stake? 739 00:28:51,451 --> 00:28:52,918 Isn't it? 740 00:28:55,454 --> 00:28:56,788 When I was thirteen, 741 00:28:56,790 --> 00:28:59,975 I lost both my parents in a car accident. 742 00:28:59,977 --> 00:29:01,726 I lost the next ten years of my life 743 00:29:01,728 --> 00:29:04,429 trying to reconcile myself to that. 744 00:29:04,431 --> 00:29:08,183 How many years have you lost already? 745 00:29:08,985 --> 00:29:12,871 How many more are you willing to lose? 746 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,325 Is Charlotte ready to go yet? 747 00:29:17,327 --> 00:29:19,077 Charlotte's in an adjusting session. 748 00:29:19,079 --> 00:29:20,612 She'll be another hour or so. 749 00:29:20,614 --> 00:29:21,646 Can I get you something to eat 750 00:29:21,648 --> 00:29:23,365 while you wait? 751 00:29:23,367 --> 00:29:25,250 No, thank you. 752 00:29:28,254 --> 00:29:30,655 Beth: This is the second part of our date? 753 00:29:30,657 --> 00:29:32,757 (Knocking rhythmically) 754 00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:38,713 Security guard: Hey. Have you got it? 755 00:29:42,184 --> 00:29:44,936 All right. You got thirty minutes. 756 00:29:44,938 --> 00:29:46,354 Cam: Come on! 757 00:29:56,832 --> 00:29:58,533 Beth: Is the second part of our date 758 00:29:58,535 --> 00:30:00,735 getting murdered in a building? 759 00:30:00,737 --> 00:30:02,353 (Lights click on) 760 00:30:03,489 --> 00:30:07,125 Beth: (Gasps, stunned) Whoa. 761 00:30:09,245 --> 00:30:11,079 I figured you might be a little homesick. 762 00:30:11,081 --> 00:30:13,581 Thought we could go skating, maybe grab a drink. 763 00:30:13,583 --> 00:30:16,801 That is incredibly thoughtful. 764 00:30:22,925 --> 00:30:24,142 What? 765 00:30:25,227 --> 00:30:27,095 I can't skate. 766 00:30:29,065 --> 00:30:31,683 What kind of self-respecting Canadian can't skate? 767 00:30:31,685 --> 00:30:33,018 A lot of us, actually. 768 00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:36,104 That's a huge misconception. 769 00:30:36,939 --> 00:30:38,690 I can't believe I spent four hours 770 00:30:38,692 --> 00:30:41,026 cutting that guard's terrible acting demo 771 00:30:41,028 --> 00:30:42,193 for nothing. 772 00:30:42,195 --> 00:30:44,195 Not for nothing. 773 00:30:48,734 --> 00:30:50,368 You're right; 774 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:53,355 The second part of our date is way better. 775 00:30:55,758 --> 00:30:59,210 Cam: I'll go get the beer. Beth: Okay. 776 00:31:02,131 --> 00:31:03,381 You're missing out! 777 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:04,966 Beth: (Chuckles) 778 00:31:20,816 --> 00:31:23,234 Where the hell have you been? 779 00:31:23,236 --> 00:31:24,652 Freshening up in the clubhouse. 780 00:31:24,654 --> 00:31:26,154 I didn't expect to spend most of the day 781 00:31:26,156 --> 00:31:27,706 hacking through jungle. 782 00:31:27,708 --> 00:31:28,707 Okay, let's go. They're already inside. 783 00:31:28,709 --> 00:31:29,874 Nick: You need to tell them. 784 00:31:29,876 --> 00:31:31,442 No. No I do not. 785 00:31:32,778 --> 00:31:34,462 Nick: What, you think they're not gonna find out eventually? 786 00:31:34,464 --> 00:31:35,830 Yeah, actually I do think they're gonna find out, 787 00:31:35,832 --> 00:31:37,615 and when they do, it's gonna be terrible. 788 00:31:37,617 --> 00:31:39,334 So what are you doing? 789 00:31:39,336 --> 00:31:40,885 Postponing the inevitable? 790 00:31:40,887 --> 00:31:43,505 Just put yourself out of your misery. 791 00:31:43,507 --> 00:31:46,925 No. No way! My dad will flip out. 792 00:31:46,927 --> 00:31:50,145 Nick: I think you're underestimating him. 793 00:31:50,147 --> 00:31:52,647 He told me he admired me for chasing my dreams, 794 00:31:52,649 --> 00:31:54,315 and that he wishes he'd followed his 795 00:31:54,317 --> 00:31:56,134 and been a rock and roll drummer. 796 00:31:56,136 --> 00:31:58,520 What? My father doesn't play the drums. 797 00:31:58,522 --> 00:32:00,488 Well, he did. 798 00:32:00,490 --> 00:32:01,940 That's what he told you, 799 00:32:01,942 --> 00:32:03,375 that he wishes he'd followed his dream? 800 00:32:03,377 --> 00:32:04,659 Yes. 801 00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:08,530 So why wouldn't he want you to follow yours? 802 00:32:08,532 --> 00:32:10,481 Look, what're you gonna say in eight years 803 00:32:10,483 --> 00:32:13,535 when you're not a world-class surgeon? 804 00:32:13,537 --> 00:32:17,255 That I'm being sued for malpractice? 805 00:32:17,257 --> 00:32:19,157 Just tell them. 806 00:32:28,934 --> 00:32:32,053 She shouldn't be much longer. 807 00:32:33,939 --> 00:32:37,008 Charlotte told me about her... 808 00:32:37,010 --> 00:32:39,144 Family situation... 809 00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:41,963 How hard it was. 810 00:32:42,765 --> 00:32:45,450 You must have been very angry with her. 811 00:32:45,452 --> 00:32:47,469 Who, Charlotte? 812 00:32:47,471 --> 00:32:50,655 Your mother - for leaving you behind. 813 00:32:50,657 --> 00:32:52,574 I understood it. 814 00:32:52,576 --> 00:32:54,025 She felt trapped. 815 00:32:54,027 --> 00:32:56,711 My father was abusive. She had to leave. 816 00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:58,913 But she left you with him. 817 00:32:58,915 --> 00:33:02,533 She took Charlotte, she took Josh... 818 00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:06,221 Why didn't she take you? 819 00:33:06,223 --> 00:33:08,389 She needed to take care of Charlotte 820 00:33:08,391 --> 00:33:10,758 and my brother was old enough to look after himself. 821 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:11,876 She couldn't handle anything else. 822 00:33:11,878 --> 00:33:13,511 She had to leave me. 823 00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:16,014 Is that what you believe? 824 00:33:16,849 --> 00:33:18,766 That's what she told me. 825 00:33:18,768 --> 00:33:22,103 But is that what you believe? 826 00:33:22,105 --> 00:33:25,490 Why didn't she take you, Connor? 827 00:33:26,525 --> 00:33:28,109 Is Charlotte ready yet? 828 00:33:28,111 --> 00:33:30,895 Why didn't she take you? 829 00:33:32,397 --> 00:33:33,665 I told you already. 830 00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:34,749 I don't believe you. 831 00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:35,750 Why didn't she take you? 832 00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:36,951 I'd like to leave now. 833 00:33:36,953 --> 00:33:41,239 Why didn't she take- because I'm not worth taking! 834 00:33:43,259 --> 00:33:44,459 Why do you think that? 835 00:33:44,461 --> 00:33:47,295 It's the truth, isn't it? 836 00:33:48,214 --> 00:33:49,597 Why else would she leave me behind? 837 00:33:49,599 --> 00:33:52,800 She didn't... She didn't want me. 838 00:33:54,753 --> 00:33:57,472 This is where it started, 839 00:33:58,274 --> 00:34:01,142 so this is where we start. 840 00:34:02,862 --> 00:34:04,996 (Shaky, emotional sigh) 841 00:34:05,781 --> 00:34:07,866 ? 842 00:34:08,651 --> 00:34:10,702 (Stir stick jingles in glass) 843 00:34:12,571 --> 00:34:13,988 Raquel: Another crantini? 844 00:34:13,990 --> 00:34:15,990 Young exec: Three minutes, fourteen seconds. 845 00:34:15,992 --> 00:34:17,709 You're a terrible bartender. 846 00:34:17,711 --> 00:34:19,077 Do you want another drink or not? 847 00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:20,378 Young exec: Just my check. 848 00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:22,130 I'm taking my business elsewhere. 849 00:34:22,132 --> 00:34:25,116 Raquel: How will we ever survive? 850 00:34:27,452 --> 00:34:28,753 You see this? 851 00:34:28,755 --> 00:34:29,954 A little nicer, 852 00:34:29,956 --> 00:34:33,391 I might have left you the change. 853 00:34:33,393 --> 00:34:34,592 Oh! 854 00:34:49,358 --> 00:34:50,441 I can't break this. 855 00:34:50,443 --> 00:34:51,442 What? 856 00:34:51,444 --> 00:34:52,944 We're low on cash. 857 00:34:52,946 --> 00:34:53,978 Do have a credit card? 858 00:34:53,980 --> 00:34:55,280 Or did daddy take it away from you? 859 00:34:55,282 --> 00:34:57,165 Young exec: (Laughs) 860 00:34:58,450 --> 00:34:59,984 Thank you. 861 00:35:12,214 --> 00:35:14,515 (Knock at the door) 862 00:35:22,524 --> 00:35:25,143 Do you want me to stay? 863 00:35:25,978 --> 00:35:27,312 No. That's okay. 864 00:35:27,314 --> 00:35:28,730 Okay. 865 00:35:28,732 --> 00:35:31,532 I'll just wait outside. 866 00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:40,992 (Door closes) 867 00:35:50,169 --> 00:35:52,887 So this is where you live, huh? 868 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:55,706 It's not what I imagined. 869 00:35:57,209 --> 00:36:00,728 Thank you for letting me see you. 870 00:36:02,181 --> 00:36:03,564 How've you been? 871 00:36:03,566 --> 00:36:05,516 I've been doing my best not to think about you. 872 00:36:05,518 --> 00:36:08,719 I was doing pretty well until today. 873 00:36:09,521 --> 00:36:10,888 Dynasty said something about... 874 00:36:10,890 --> 00:36:12,991 what do you want? 875 00:36:14,893 --> 00:36:16,911 I just needed to know that you're okay. 876 00:36:16,913 --> 00:36:19,330 I'm fine. I'm working. 877 00:36:19,332 --> 00:36:21,416 I've got a place. 878 00:36:21,418 --> 00:36:22,400 I'm with someone 879 00:36:22,402 --> 00:36:25,420 who's not ashamed to be with me. 880 00:36:25,422 --> 00:36:27,288 Don't worry about me. 881 00:36:27,290 --> 00:36:28,406 You worry about the next guy 882 00:36:28,408 --> 00:36:30,074 who's unlucky enough to fall in love with you. 883 00:36:30,076 --> 00:36:31,125 I'm not like that anymore. 884 00:36:31,127 --> 00:36:33,344 I don't care. 885 00:36:33,346 --> 00:36:37,215 I would never hurt someone that I... 886 00:36:40,585 --> 00:36:42,036 I wouldn't do that again. 887 00:36:42,038 --> 00:36:44,222 Hey, good for you. 888 00:36:44,224 --> 00:36:46,974 I'm so happy I could help you grow. 889 00:36:46,976 --> 00:36:49,310 Tariq, I'm sor... 890 00:36:53,532 --> 00:36:55,266 I'm sorry. 891 00:36:56,235 --> 00:36:59,603 If I could go back and change what I did... 892 00:36:59,605 --> 00:37:01,205 I would. 893 00:37:01,207 --> 00:37:03,775 But I can't do that. 894 00:37:03,777 --> 00:37:04,792 All I can do is try to change 895 00:37:04,794 --> 00:37:06,744 who I am today. 896 00:37:07,496 --> 00:37:10,448 So that's what I'm doin'. 897 00:37:10,450 --> 00:37:14,585 So I guess I just needed you to know that. 898 00:37:15,304 --> 00:37:18,089 All right. Good to know. 899 00:37:22,644 --> 00:37:24,262 Is that it? 900 00:37:33,805 --> 00:37:35,606 Goodbye, Kal. 901 00:37:46,618 --> 00:37:48,536 Goodbye, Tariq. 902 00:38:06,648 --> 00:38:08,015 (Pills rattle) 903 00:38:13,321 --> 00:38:14,655 (Chokes) 904 00:38:23,498 --> 00:38:24,999 (Plane whooshes) 905 00:38:26,985 --> 00:38:30,087 Mr. Reynolds: Oh, it can be an incredibly humbling game, 906 00:38:30,089 --> 00:38:31,672 but when you stand on the tee box, 907 00:38:31,674 --> 00:38:35,042 and you launch a bomb straight down the middle, 908 00:38:35,044 --> 00:38:36,761 you forget all of the slices and all the- 909 00:38:36,763 --> 00:38:38,212 I dropped out of school! 910 00:38:43,235 --> 00:38:44,268 Two years ago. 911 00:38:44,270 --> 00:38:45,486 I've been meaning to tell you, but I didn't, 912 00:38:45,488 --> 00:38:48,187 and then it went on for so long that I couldn't. 913 00:38:50,192 --> 00:38:51,826 School wasn't working out for me, 914 00:38:51,828 --> 00:38:54,061 and my dream, what I've always wanted to do, 915 00:38:54,063 --> 00:38:55,830 is become a comedian. 916 00:38:55,832 --> 00:38:57,832 So I did. I am. 917 00:38:57,834 --> 00:39:00,868 I'm a comedian - a good one. 918 00:39:05,257 --> 00:39:07,341 Nick: A very good one. 919 00:39:09,127 --> 00:39:10,761 All this time you've been lying to us? 920 00:39:10,763 --> 00:39:11,846 I'm sorry. 921 00:39:11,848 --> 00:39:13,914 I know I should've told you, but I was afraid. 922 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:14,765 And I knew you would get upset... 923 00:39:14,767 --> 00:39:16,583 you're damn right I'm upset! 924 00:39:16,585 --> 00:39:18,585 I think the thing to focus on 925 00:39:18,587 --> 00:39:21,722 is that Sabrina is following her dreams. 926 00:39:21,724 --> 00:39:22,723 To hell with your dreams! 927 00:39:22,725 --> 00:39:24,758 Where's my $80,000 dollars? 928 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:25,726 Eighty thousand-? 929 00:39:25,728 --> 00:39:27,561 This isn't a cheap city to live in! 930 00:39:27,563 --> 00:39:29,313 You are not the daughter that I raised. 931 00:39:29,315 --> 00:39:30,397 I'm doing what I love! 932 00:39:30,399 --> 00:39:32,432 Why can't that be enough for you? 933 00:39:32,434 --> 00:39:33,734 You're cut off! 934 00:39:33,736 --> 00:39:36,620 Mrs. Reynolds: Calm down. Mr. Reynolds: You calm down! 935 00:39:36,622 --> 00:39:39,657 I want my $80,000 dollars! 936 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:43,744 Mom, can you please tell him that... 937 00:39:43,746 --> 00:39:47,665 I am very disappointed in you, Sabrina. 938 00:39:57,058 --> 00:40:00,478 I know it doesn't seem like it now, 939 00:40:01,296 --> 00:40:04,982 but this is gonna be a great bit 940 00:40:04,984 --> 00:40:07,768 in like... twelve years. 941 00:40:09,988 --> 00:40:11,155 Right around the time you finish paying back 942 00:40:11,157 --> 00:40:13,090 all that money. 943 00:40:21,482 --> 00:40:23,367 Charlotte: How was your day? 944 00:40:23,369 --> 00:40:24,685 Connor: Long. 945 00:40:28,890 --> 00:40:30,441 I'm in. 946 00:40:30,443 --> 00:40:32,459 Charlotte: (Excited) Oh, you just made the best decision of your life! 947 00:40:37,665 --> 00:40:40,601 ? All this fire ? 948 00:40:41,669 --> 00:40:45,606 ? it burns higher ? 949 00:40:47,225 --> 00:40:52,846 ? 950 00:40:53,615 --> 00:40:55,065 Thanks so much for my date. 951 00:40:55,067 --> 00:40:57,484 - I had such a good time. - Me too. 952 00:41:01,540 --> 00:41:05,409 Beth: Is this the third part of our date? 953 00:41:05,411 --> 00:41:06,961 Yes? 954 00:41:06,963 --> 00:41:09,496 Eddie: Oh! Welcome to the bubble party! 955 00:41:09,498 --> 00:41:11,081 Simon: Pretty cool, right, guys? 956 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:12,166 I helped! 957 00:41:12,168 --> 00:41:13,417 You did more than help. 958 00:41:13,419 --> 00:41:15,586 Does that mean I get a special effects credit? 959 00:41:15,588 --> 00:41:16,887 No, it does not. 960 00:41:16,889 --> 00:41:18,756 Raquel: I gotta admit, it looks pretty good. 961 00:41:18,758 --> 00:41:20,874 Kevin: All right, well, I did my job. 962 00:41:20,876 --> 00:41:22,977 You get our money for the lens kit? 963 00:41:22,979 --> 00:41:24,378 Raquel: Yeah, I'm working on it. 964 00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:26,513 Beth: Looks like you had a pretty good day, bud. 965 00:41:26,515 --> 00:41:27,731 Simon: Yeah. I had a blast. 966 00:41:27,733 --> 00:41:29,016 Me too. 967 00:41:33,071 --> 00:41:34,271 (Knocking) 968 00:41:35,323 --> 00:41:36,323 Simon: Dad! 969 00:41:36,325 --> 00:41:37,324 Dean: Hey! 970 00:41:37,326 --> 00:41:39,076 Simon: Dad! Dad! 971 00:41:41,062 --> 00:41:45,950 ? If you let me love you the way I want to ? 972 00:41:50,444 --> 00:41:54,444 corrections by Bellows re-sync by me for www.addic7ed.com 973 00:41:54,494 --> 00:41:59,044 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 68188

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