All language subtitles for The Kicks s01e07 Go Big or Go Home.eng

Devin: Coach has a saying.

"A team is like a tree,

and hard work is the fertilizer that makes it grow."

It may sound corny,
but I think he's right.

[clears throat]

Can you not overachieve directly
on top of my stuff?

Devin: Although, I would add,
every tree has one bad apple.

- Sorry, I--
- Don't care. Just move.

Help me with this.

Ladies, we only have 20
minutes until game time,

and we still need to warm up.

- What's taking so long?
- Almost ready, Coach.

Does this "1" look
too much like a "7"?

It peeled off again.

Yes, okay, it'll have to work.

We can't have two number 2's
on the field.

Do you think the refs will
let me play in my dad's belt?

Hey, that's not regulation.

Hey, it's either this
around my waist

or my shorts around my ankles.

The elastic's worn out.

These uniforms are the worst.

- Seriously, we need new ones.
- I know. I can see.

I was gonna wait
till after the game,

but I might as well
tell you now.

I've got a way to get us
new uniforms.

Permission slips.

- We're going away?
- Yes.

The East Lake Division II
tournament

is taking place this weekend,

and I pulled some strings
to get you registered.

And how will this help
with the uniform situation?

The tournament is sponsored
by TW Sporting Goods.

The winners get
a $1,000 gift card.

That should be enough
for new uniforms.

- That's amazing.
- That's great.

- Good.
- Wait.

Aren't the teams that play in
that tournament actually good?

Hey, Emma, what did I say
about using winning language?

You're right.
The teams that play there

are actually fantastic.

[sighs]
Come on, guys.

This is our chance
to show them what we've got.

That's right.
Now, let's hit the field.

Coming.

Little assistance here.

- Duct tape.
- Thank you.

♪ Five, six ♪

♪ Five six, seven, eight ♪

♪♪

Here. Take a sweatshirt.

- Forecast says
low 50's at night. - Okay. Sweatshirt.

And a made you some date bars
for the bus ride.

Awesome. Thanks.

- And give me your phone.
- Why?

Kate told me about
this locater app.

Mom, seriously?

I wanna know where you are.

What, you don't trust me?

- I trust you.
- It's California I don't trust.

Every time I turn on the news,
there's some mudslide

or earthquake
or some crazy wildfire.

Mom, La Quinta's only
three hours away.

Dev, just humor me.

Good luck downloading anything.

The Wi-Fi's been super slow
up here lately.

I'll have Dad check it out
while you're gone this weekend.

Thanks.
Oh, and for the record,

most daughters would not give
their mothers full access like this.

So I should get
some major points.

Finish your Spanish homework,
and we'll talk.

When I say go, you say fight!

- Go!
- Fight!

- Go!
- Fight!

When I say win,
you say tonight!

- Win!
- Tonight!

- Win!
- Tonight!

Go, Kicks!

[cheering]

Technically,
you want to win today.

- Yeah! But that doesn't rhyme!
- [laughing]

- She does that at home?
- Why do you think I signed her up for sports?

I appreciate you volunteering
to chaperone last minute.

Oh, of course.
I'm happy to do it.

Although, I'm not sure
Lily feels the same way.

Hey, guys, check this out.

La Quinta has over
10 golf courses, 20 parks,

and is home
to Heidi's Swiss Chalet,

a diner that, and I quote,

"Literally transports you
to the Swiss Alps."

- That's awesome.
- Well, there's nothing

more authentic than
a Swiss chalet in the desert

that serves mozzarella sticks.

Rumor has it
our hotel is haunted.

Ghosts? Seriously?
Maybe that's why Coach got a deal.

- [laughing]
- Okay, who's up next? Mirabelle?

- Hard pass.
- Come on, it's fun.

That's your idea of fun?

You're a real rebel.

Well, it's better
than sitting alone

listening to music
the entire ride.

I'm not listening
to music,

I'm just blocking
all of you out.

Okay, be that way.

You're up, Coach.
You're a part of the team.

Come get your braids.

Very funny.

I've never been so happy
to be balding.

[chuckles]
I'll do it.

Mom, no.
Stick the the chaperoning.

All right, we're almost
at the field.

Start to get our heads
in the game.

Great idea.

Ready? Okay!

Gimme a V, dot the I,

curl the C, T-O-R-Y.

Victory! Victory!

Still stalking Devin?

It's not stalking.

It's parenting.

Look, the dot stopped moving
a while ago.

They must be playing.

What are you looking for?

Where are the date bars?

I gave the rest to Devin.

You gave her all of them?

- I didn't get any.
- We can make some more.

Making them isn't
the fun part, Mom.

Besides, I've got a jam-packed,
Devin-free day

gaming with Dustin
all afternoon.

Who's Dustin?

No idea.
But he lives in Montreal,

and he's great
at slaying dragons.

- [phone chimes]
- Oh!

Devin just sent a cute pic
of her and her friends at the field.

- [phone chimes]
- Oh, and they won!

- Wanna see?
- Not even a little bit.

I still can't believe we won!

Us! And we're going
to the championships!

- Us!
- Winning language, Emma!

This is winning language.

I can't believe we won!

Okay, ladies,

I'm proud of you.
You did a great job today.

We win tomorrow,
we go home with new uniforms.

Uniforms! Uniforms!

Okay, okay, settle down.
We're in a lobby.

Okay, ladies,
you all have your keys?

Now, be good.

And again,
what time is curfew?

- Nine o'clock.
- Nine P.M.

- 302. What did you get?
- Me too.

[both chuckle]

I better not hear snoring.

Wait. I thought there
were four to a room.

Hey, roomies.

Okay, Dustin, here we go.

Oh, no!
Watch your back!

Okay, I got you!
I got you!

- No! Go! Attack! Attack!
- Hey, Sharon?

You getting a signal
in the front?

- Sharon?
- Sorry, Dustin.

No, I should have had that.
I cannot hear.

- Sharon!
- Dad! Can you not?

Sorry, Bails.
I just promised Dev

I'd try to bump up
the Wi-Fi signal in her room.

- Sharon?
- If you wanna talk to me,

don't yell from
the other room!

[growls]

Okay, there are archers
in that valley.

Let's go to them.
Oh, wait! No!

There's that dragon!
They have a dragon!

Gah! No, no, no!

Where are you?
Where'd you go?

Hey, Bail, heads up.
Wi-Fi's out.

When this place was built,

the maid lived in room 1813.

But when she died,
she never really left.

That's sad.

The maid is still cleaning,
even after she died.

[laughter]

They say, if you stand
in front of her mirror,

she'll appear behind you.

- Boo!
- [laughter]

Wait.

What if I stand with my back
to the mirror?

Where will she appear then?

You may be overthinking this.

- [chuckling]
- [knocking on door]

- That must be the maid.
- [chuckling]

Don't worry, not a ghost.
Just the Coach.

Stay away from room 813.

Yeah, it's haunted.

- [chuckling]
- I see.

Well, I just wanted to give you
a final curfew reminder.

- Nine P.M.
- [groaning]

Oh, I know, I'm a real ogre.

If you have anything you need
to do outside of your room,

do it soon.

We have 81 minutes of freedom.

I'm hitting up
the vending machines,

if anyone wants in.

I'll come.

I'm in the mood for Funions.

But Jesse's paying.

Oh, okay.

Emma, still wanna check out
the pool?

Definitely.

Let me just grab my noodle.

You brought a noodle?

Of course.
Devin, wanna join?

No, thanks.
I'm gonna hang here.

Rest up for tomorrow.

Okay, have fun.

- Rest up?
- Yeah.

I'm tired.
We played two games today.

I was there...

and played more minutes
than you, not to brag.

Brag? You? No. Never.

Where are you going?

Well, I was thinking
about checking out that Swiss restaurant.

Heidi's Swiss Chalet?
Seriously?

How many times do you
get to see the inside of an authentic Swiss chalet?

But that's off-premises,
and we're not supposed to leave the hotel.

Oh, my gosh, we aren't?
I had no idea.

It's just across the street,
and I'll be back before anyone notices.

- Do you wanna come?
- No, I shouldn't.

Of course not.

What was I thinking
asking someone like you?

What do you mean,
someone like me?

You know. The kind of girl
who's away from home,

and all she wants
to do is rest up.

No fun.

That does not make me not fun.

Actually, that is
the very definition

of not fun.

Be honest.
Besides soccer,

have you ever had
a good time?

Of course, I have.

Really? Name one time.

I'm not playing this game.

'Cause you can't, Grandma.

Make sure you get plenty
of rest

before your big day
of doing exactly what you do

every other day of the week.

Fine, I'll go,

but only if we're back
in time for curfew.

Scout's honor.

Give me a sec.

Okay, finally off
with the cable company.

Internet's fixed.
You can go back playing with your friend Dustin.

I can't, actually.

After the stunt you pulled
with the Wi-Fi,

Dustin and I are
no longer speaking, and the DVR is full.

Yeah, well, just make sure
you don't delete anything of your sister's.

Seriously?
This is all her stuff.

There isn't one thing
I can delete?

It's always about Devin.

- That's not true.
- Bailey, have you heard from Devin?

She's not answering
any of my texts.

Are you guys kidding me
right now?

I thought we could have

one Saturday that wasn't
completely about her.

- Bailey!
- She's not even here,

and yet the whole world
revolves around her.

You with the phone,
Dad with the Wi-Fi.

Even the TV's off-limits.

[sighs]

You're right.
That's not fair to you.

I'm sorry, honey.

Hey, how about this?

From here on out,
this is a Devin-free zone.

- Really?
- For starters,

how about we order
Thai food for dinner?

Yes, we never get Thai.

And since there's no allergies
in the house tonight,

what do you say
to extra shrimp?

Definitely.

And "Revenge Seekers II:
Return of the Thrashers" on demand.

- Who's in?
- Sounds like a plan.

- Let's do it.
- Yes!

♪♪ [accordion plays]

Wow, this place is poppin'.

You really nailed
the whole fun thing.

Oh, come on.

You're telling me it wasn't
worth it for these awesome hats?

For real, though,

when you go inside
an authentic Swiss chalet,

you expect more than this.

That is the last time
I listen to Emma

when it comes to internationally
themed restaurants.

Next time, check out
this thing called Yelp.

They usually have pictures
and stuff.

Man, it must be so nice
being right all the time.

Shut up.

Always right,
does all of her research,

perfect Devin
with her perfect life

served on a perfect
silver platter.

Okay, you don't have
to be sarcastic.

I'm not. Seriously.

Just-- Everything just comes
so easy for you.

Me? You're the one who
skips every other practice

and is still the best player
on the team.

Or at least you think
you're the best player.

- [chuckles]
- I have to work my butt off.

And even then,
I couldn't have made club.

Big deal. Everyone knows
it's just politics.

And if I'm so perfect,
why am I failing Spanish?

It makes no sense.

Okay, well, that is weird,
because Spanish is easy.

See? It's like you were someone
born with the ability to never have to try.

It's really not fair. I--

Oh, whatever.
This got serious.

Want some mozzarella sticks?

No. What were you gonna say?

Nothing.

No. I wanna know.
What was it?

Nothing.

Oh, come on, just say it.

I was going to say

I wish things came
as easily for me.

Oh, so you're jealous.

I didn't say that exactly.

But you are.

Maybe the teeniest little bit.

Oh, I'm sorry.
What was that?

I didn't quite hear you there.

[spits]

[gasps]
Oh, yeah?

[speaks Spanish]

I will look that up
when I get pack.

[spitting]

Hmm. No Devin?

I thought she as going to bed.

- And no Mirabelle.
- That's weird.

But still,
do you think they're together?

Mirabelle and Devin
hanging out on purpose?

Now I'm worried.

[knocking on door]

Coach:
Ten minutes to curfew check.

Quick. Hoist me up.
I can scale through the air vent

and check out the surroundings
from a birds-eye view.

Or we can just text Devin.

Good idea.
Let's do that first.

[phone beeps]

[phone chimes]

See? We were transported
all the way to Switzerland,

and we're back
just before curfew.

And I actually had fun.

Yep. You proved me wrong.
You are wild.

Especially how you ordered
that second lemonade.

That lemonade was good.

We could check out
the haunted hotel room.

You're kidding.
It's almost curfew.

Yeah, but how many times
do you get to be inside an authentic haunted room?

I feel like I should
be worried about you,

but I'll roll with it.

Now, this is what I call fun.

Isn't it wonderful living
a life free of she who must not be named?

Well, I wouldn't go that far.
But it is nice to spend time with you.

Kind of nice to spend Saturday
at home instead of at a soccer--

Don't say the S word.

But yes, agreed.

Have you considered sending her
to boarding school?

- Don't push it.
- [chuckles]

Come on,
you love your sister.

Please, Mom, I just ate.

- [sighs]
- Admit it.

You do love her,
and you know it.

I love her absence.

[bell dings]

This way.

- Are you afraid?
- Are you serious?

Wait. How are we supposed
to get in?

Who are you?

Boo!
[laughs]

Very funny.
Hit the light.

Wow. How riveting.

All right, lady,
if you're here, show yourself.

Maybe Zoe got the wrong room.

We're really 0-2 tonight
on must-see attractions.

You think?

[chuckles]
Weirdo.

Now they're officially late.

And my text to Mirabelle
still hasn't gone through.

That's it.
I'm getting my binoculars.

You brought binoculars?

What? You brought a noodle.

- What time is it?
- I don't know. My phone just died.

But chill out, we'll be there
in, like, two seconds.

- Uh, what's that?
- No biggie, it just feels like a--

- Earthquake!
- Okay. The warning?

We're prepared for this.
I'll get the kit.

Okay, we have to take cover.
Let's go. Come on.

Let's go, let's go.
Come on, come on.

Tiny quake.
Nothing to worry about.

I know.
It's my first one, though.

Why aren't we moving?

Am I crazy?
We're not moving.

The doors won't open.

We're stuck.

Everybody okay?

Just a small quake,
nothing to worry about.

See? I told you
there was an earthquake.

Well, I didn't feel it
because I was jumping on the bed.

- I mean, I wasn't.
- [chuckles]

It's okay, Coach and Mom,
we're good.

Okay. We're just getting
a final headcount for curfew.

Oh, also, here,
you forget your retainer.

- Good night.
- Good night, ladies.

What's the tape for?

Make sure no one breaks curfew.

As hard as it is to imagine,
I was young once.

What do you think?
Like, uh, 3.9? 4.1?

Twitter's saying 4.4.

Huh. Really?

Coach:
Curfew check.

- Everybody good in there?
- We're fine.

The earthquake didn't
even wake up Devin.

- And Mirabelle?
- She's in the shower.

Bath, actually.

All right, girls, get to bed.
Big game in the morning.

- We will.
- All four of us.

Good night, girls.

Checked the whole house.

A couple things fell,
but that's it.

We survived an earthquake.

Sodium acid pyrophosphate.

Luckily, we didn't have
a major disaster.

I would not want
to eat this stuff.

- Thank goodness
everything's okay. - Yeah.

Um, hello.
What about your daughter?

Oh my gosh, you're right.

But you don't think the quake
hit that far, do you?

I guess it depends
on the epicenter.

Why don't we just call?

You know what, it's fine.
I'll do it.

[dialing]

Come on, Devin.
Answer me.

- Oh, no. What if
something happened? - It's gonna be fine.

If she's okay,
I promise I'll stop complaining about all her soccer games.

And I'll let her sit
in the front seat at all the away games.

And I'll replace
the peppermint shampoo I used.

Come on, Devin.
I love you. Please pick up.

Relax, Bailey.
Everyone's safe.

"To all parents,
post earthquake, no worries.

Everyone's all good."

[sighs]

I wasn't worried at all.

Mm-hmm.

You still want Devin
to go to boarding school?

No.

But if you tell her
I said any of this,

we're done.

Seriously, this is over.

- [bell ringing]
- Isn't there a panic button or something?

Yes, the red one.
You pushed it, like, a hundred times.

- No one's coming.
- Come on, do something.

Like what? Scale the elevator
shaft like a Bond movie?

Well, no, but you could try
calling someone.

I can't.
I left my phone in the room.

Why don't you call someone?

I told you,
my phone is dead.

Just like we will be in a minute
if these doors don't open.

This is it.
We're gonna die in here.

- Help! Help!
- Okay.

You need to relax.

Don't tell me to relax.

That is the worst possible thing
you could tell me to do.

I cannot relax, okay.

I'm, like, claustrophobic
over here.

- [panting]
- Okay, sorry.

- You're just usually so cool.
- Well, it's a little hard

when you're moments from death
in a very small space.

All right, look at me.

[snaps fingers]

Deep breath in
through your nose.

[inhales]

Now through your mouth.

[exhales]

Now do it a few more times.

Count your in-breaths
and your out-breaths.

Try to make them longer
each time.

[inhales]

You got this.
We're gonna be fine.

My mom taught me that
when I was little,

'cause I was scared
of the dark.

Seriously? The boogey man?

Well, someone's feeling better.

[elevator whirring]

- We're moving.
- Yes!

Tell anyone I did that,
and I'll tell them that you're jealous of me.

- I never said that.
- Yes, you did.

[bell dings]

And thanks.

Devin:
Sometimes you realize what you thought was a bad apple

was just a little bruised.

On the inside,
it's a good as any other.

Maybe a bit too sarcastic,
but still good.

- We made it.
- And the coast is clear.

I'm just relieved
we got away with it.

Now, let's get inside
before anyone sees us.

[lock chirps]

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