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$250,000.
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It's your money.
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And I can't show up
to collect it.
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We won't have
to report it.
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We can say it came
into the country
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as a part of
the General's oil.
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They're the real crooks.
They deserve to be conned.
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I can't let you up.
Direct orders from General Marina.
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General Marina?
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Watch what you say.
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These guys smell a con.
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Who is this guy?
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PILOT: I can't hold it!
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NARRATOR: Dr. David Banner,physician, scientist.
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Searching for a way to tapinto the hidden strengthsthat all humans have.
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Then, an accidental overdoseof gamma radiationalters his body chemistry.
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And now, when David Bannergrows angry or outraged,
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a startlingmetamorphosis occurs.
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(ROARS)
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The creature is driven by rage
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and pursuedby an investigative reporter.
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Mr. McGee,
don't make me angry.
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You wouldn't like me
when I'm angry.
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The creature is wantedfor a murder he didn't commit.
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David Banneris believed to be dead.
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And he must let the worldthink that he is dead
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until he can find a wayto control the raging spiritthat dwells within him.
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(ROARS)
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Inside, man.
I want that register open.
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(ALARM RINGING)
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You all right?
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Fine, my friend.
Thanks to you.
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I mean, what do you
say to a man who just saved your life?
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OFFICER CLARK:
Ten-four. Harry!
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What happened here?
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Oh, there was a...
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Little accident
with the trashcan.
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Hey, don't worry.
I'll pay the damages.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay, I'll notify Tony,
have him come down and board up the place.
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Good idea.
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Thank you.
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My heart could use
a good stiff belt. Care to join me?
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(SIGHS) I could sure use
a hot cup of coffee. Yeah.
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Coffee, dancing girls,
you got it. I'll just lock up.
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Oh, sorry.
Harry Henderson.
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David Becker.
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You should have seen
the other fella. Not a mark on him.
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Excuse me.
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Thank you.
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You know, my pop said,
"Always return a favor with a favor."
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Now you saved me from
that door-to-door surgeon.
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Anything I got is yours.
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A cup of coffee is fine,
then I'll be on my way.
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I don't have
a lot of money, but...
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Look, it's really
not necessary, but thanks.
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Hey, don't think
of it as charity.
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Think of it as
a reward, huh? Now take it. For my sake.
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Please.
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(SIGHS)
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Huh?
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No, thank you.
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You new in town?
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Yeah.
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No place to stay?
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Not yet. No.
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Fine. I got a couch,
a spare blanket. Be my guest.
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Hey, it's the least
I can do until you get settled.
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Thanks, anyway,
but I couldn't.
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You looking for work?
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Oh, yeah.
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You want want ads?
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I got want ads
from all over the state.
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(LAUGHING)
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Hey.
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We got a deal?
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We got a deal.
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Oh, hey. Now it's
green monsters, huh?
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If they can't
find a story, they make one up.
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Anything to boost sales.
Everybody's got a scam.
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Harry, I'm gonna go upstairs
and have a cup of coffee. I'll be right back, okay?
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HARRY: Mmm.
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So, what's new, Harry?
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You and Tony ever get
that broken window squared away?
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Hey, don't worry about it.
We'll work something out.
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We've been neighbors
on this block a long time.
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Hey, don't remind me.
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See, I was pounding
this beat 10 years before you got here.
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Take it easy.
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Forget something,
Officer Clark?
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You never change,
do you Harry?
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Hey, if I wasn't honest,
you'd be out a fortune.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, Harry. What are you
doing wasting your time here for, huh,
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with a talent
like yours?
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You know that lasagna
you fixed? I took it home to the wife.
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She swore it wouldn't
match her fettuccini.
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You know what?
She was wrong.
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Anybody that can
cook like you
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could make a fortune
in the restaurant business.
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Hey, forget it.
I told you.
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One month, Harry.
I'll have 20 grand.
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Enough to get us
into that restaurant.
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Come on, throw in
with me, like we talked about.
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I'll make the down payment,
you run the restaurant.
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Hey, I can't. I was
just not cut out for that kind of business, huh?
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You'd never
convince my wife.
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All right. If you ever
change your mind, you got a partner.
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See you later.
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(SNIFFLING)
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
Hey, kid, what's wrong?
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I never do anything right.
I'm a failure.
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I hope Mom will forgive me,
if she ever gets well.
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Your mom's sick, huh?
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Yeah.
And her medicine, it's so expensive.
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If I only sold this
last lottery ticket,
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I'd have saved enough
to pay the drugstore.
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But it's no use now.
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(SNIFFLING)
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And your father
couldn't help, huh?
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I mean, he's
on the sauce or something, huh?
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Dad? Yeah, right.
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He just sits home, drinking.
Out of work for months.
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But it ain't your problem,
mister. Forget it.
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Mmm.
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I guess this is where
I'm supposed to dig down and come up with couple of bucks
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and save the day, right?
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(STAMMERS) Huh?
What are you talking about?
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HARRY: A scam,
that's what,
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by a budding young master.
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I mean, look at you, kid.
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You had the mark going.
Your mother's not really sick,
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but the con was working.
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But it won't work
all the time because you can't beat the odds.
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One day you're gonna
get caught. Now take it from a guy who knows.
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And this is what it
looks like when you get caught by the wrong guys.
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Now the cops, hey,
they just throw you in jail.
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Now listen,
tell me the truth.
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What do you get
if you sell all these tickets?
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A couple of weeks at camp.
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But I never thought
anybody would...
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You never thought
anybody would buy that line, right?
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(SIGHS)
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Hey, David.
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You spell your last name,
Becker, B-E-C-K-E-R?
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That's right.
Yeah.
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Now, you see?
You got me with the truth.
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And it's easier than
having someone put your hand in a desk drawer
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and slamming it shut.
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Believe me, huh?
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Thanks, mister.
You won't be sorry. The drawing is tonight.
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The winner gets
a quarter of a million.
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Okay.
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You wouldn't let me
give you some bread.
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Maybe I can bring you
some luck. Who knows?
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Ten years old
and hooked already.
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That hard
to quit, huh?
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Once you pull
your first con,
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get a mark
in the palm of your hands,
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it almost feels
too good to stop.
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Sounds like
you're talking from experience.
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Some of them bad.
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Souvenir of mine.
The world's best con man,
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the late, great
Harry Henderson.
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From all my experience,
here's what I got.
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Bullets?
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.45 caliber.
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And the gentleman
at the other end of the chopper
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called it a lesson
in career guidance.
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Lottery tickets
are just a taste.
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The kid's starting
penny ante, like me.
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Only I did it different.
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HARRY: Red ace.
Black queen. Black queen.
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DAVID: Mmm-hmm.
Three-card monte.
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It's a short con
any kid can pull.
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You show the mark
the ace, shuffle the cards, the mark picks the ace,
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and he's
the big winner! Yay!
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However, right about here,
a pro does the switch.
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Caught you.
Ah.
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Some pro.
I lost my touch.
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And without it, I ain't
even a third-rate con. I ain't nothing.
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Oh, hey,
take that back. Take that back.
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There is one
scam I pulled that is still paying off.
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Oh, wow,
that smells good.
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(WHISTLES)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Oh, you're making
linguini with clam sauce.
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When they charge you $10
at a fancy restaurant.
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When it's a buck
and a quarter at a diner, they call it spaghetti.
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Restaurants
have been running con games for years.
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I used it as a front once,
but my scam fell through.
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I loved cooking
so much, I went bust. But, hey, I learned.
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"Marina." Mexican clams
packed in oil, not water. That's the secret.
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This has gotta simmer.
How about some wine?
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All right.
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But that tastes
so good...
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Perhaps you went into
the wrong business, hmm?
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(IN FAKE ITALIAN ACCENT)
Hey, when I give up with the conning,
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I start selling
the newspapers.
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And I continue selling
newspapers, and continue selling the newspapers.
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I didn't plan to.
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I suppose you plan
to go back into your previous occupation there.
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Well, I didn't have
any particular scam laid out.
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But after...
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After sitting in
that newspaper stand,
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with all that time
to think,
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I came up with an idea
that could've...
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But I froze.
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And one day I decided,
once and for all,
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Harry the con
was dead. Morto.
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Only I blew it.
I could've come out on top.
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You came out alive.
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No, no, no, no.
I could've come out in style.
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You know,
a last grand finale.
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You know, just one last time.
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Just one?
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That's all.
That's all.
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I'd give my good hand
to nail the bigwigs in this town
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that come off legit.
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They're the real crooks.
They deserve to be conned.
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I even had a plan.
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I'd get a penthouse
in the most expensive hotel in this town, the Excalibur.
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Nice, real plush.
And then...
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Hey, forget it.
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Never happened.
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But I can dream.
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Hey.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,we're down to our finaltwo winners.
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Our second-place winnerin this year'sLone Star Lottery is
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(DRUM ROLL)
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Y497430!
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Mr. Cosmo Segundo Genovese.
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Congratulations,Mr. Genovese.
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You lucky stiff.
That's 50 grand!
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Now, for $250,000.
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00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,072
This is the momentthat all of Texashas been waiting for.
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Oh, man, what I could do
with a quarter of a million bucks.
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Our big winner is...
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M900009!
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Congratulationsto Mr. David Becker.
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M900009.
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David!
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Hey, that's you. David!
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00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,329
Hey! Hey,
David, wake up!
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Hmm?
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You won.
What?
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You won it,
you won it!
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:48,910
Look, you got the ticket?
'Cause you just won a biggie. The big one!
250
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,881
You got the...
Get the ticket out, get the ticket out.
251
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,975
They just called
your name and your number.
252
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,485
Oh, come on.
You just...
253
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:58,319
Hey, $250,000.
254
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,260
A quarter of
a million bucks!
255
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:05,126
Congratulationsto David Becker.
256
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:10,658
M900009.
257
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:27,183
A quarter of
a million dollars.
258
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:28,617
It'd buy me
a hell of a weekend.
259
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:29,711
Harry, you
don't understand.
260
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,449
It's okay.
So you have other plans.
261
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:32,615
No, I just cannot
walk in...
262
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:36,787
Forget it, David. It's
none of my business. It's your money.
263
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,592
And I can't show up
to collect it.
264
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,030
Just how hot are you?
265
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,089
(SIGHING)
266
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:48,864
Hey, it doesn't matter.
267
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:53,907
I know a couple
of fellas who, for the proper consideration,
268
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:58,075
will show up
in your place.
269
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:02,211
What about you, Harry?
What if you went in and collected my money for me?
270
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:07,286
Oh, no. Oh, no.
No, no. I couldn't do it.
271
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,054
I'll give you
half of it.
272
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,925
Come on,
don't con a con.
273
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,020
I'm not trying to.
274
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,826
Sure. You want me
to believe you're willing to pay me...
275
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:14,923
Half.
276
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,730
$125,000, Harry. Yours.
277
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:24,564
Oh!
278
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,047
(STAMMERING)
I mean, you...
279
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:33,948
No joke?
Uh-uh.
280
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,953
Just for...
Uh-huh.
281
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:37,978
(EXCLAIMS)
282
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,452
You sure know how
to make it hard.
283
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,894
Thanks, just the same.
284
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,261
Harry, you
don't understand...
285
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:48,765
No, look!
286
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,768
Waving that kind of money
in front of a guy like me
287
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,862
is like locking up
an alcoholic in a liquor store over the weekend.
288
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:58,136
I'm better off
the way I am.
289
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:02,044
I mean, I start thinking the
wrong ideas even dreaming about that kind of money.
290
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,604
But you don't have
to con anybody for it.
291
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,708
It's legal, legit.
It could change your life, Harry.
292
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,013
It could certainly
change mine.
293
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,818
Hey, pal, you don't know
the old Harry Henderson.
294
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:15,223
And if it means so much,
how can you trust me?
295
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,989
That's simple. I have to.
296
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,259
Oh.
297
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:27,737
It's a good thing that
I signed your name on that stub,
298
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,204
so that the signatures
are gonna match when I endorse the check.
299
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,838
'Cause if you're as
hot as I think you are, you're gonna want cash.
300
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,745
That's right, I am.
301
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,340
Yes, I am.
302
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:45,717
HOST: Ladies and gentleman,
303
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,783
welcome to theLone Star Lotteryawards presentation.
304
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,089
(PHONE RINGING)
305
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:53,427
Our second-place winnerof $50,000...
306
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,626
Hello.
... is Cosmo SegundoGenovese.
307
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,191
Yes, this is
Dr. Becker.
308
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,964
Acceptingfor her husband...
309
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:02,165
Yes, please.
I'm interested in the production status
310
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,232
of your superconducting
magnetometer.
311
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,271
(MRS. GENO VESE CHATTERING)
312
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:11,407
Yes. Yeah,
well, I appreciate your problems,
313
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,475
but I can't put a freeze
on my genetic research for two years.
314
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,188
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
315
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,587
I see.
316
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,359
And they haven't made
their payment yet?
317
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,189
All right,
mine would be a cash purchase.
318
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,992
Now suppose I
could get the money to you in 72 hours.
319
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,501
Oh, good. Good,
that'd be fine.
320
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:35,597
Now, look. I'm also
interested in the model 449C Pulsed Carbon Dioxide laser.
321
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:42,341
And now, David Becker,here is a certified checkfor $250,000.
322
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,011
Congratulations.
323
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,372
Uh-huh.
324
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:47,574
Yes, I understand.
325
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,644
But would your
maintenance agreement cover the lab equipment
326
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,086
if I had to extend the lease?
327
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:57,456
Oh, all right, fine.
I'll tell you what, I'll... While the rest of us dream
328
00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:01,295
about what we would dowith $250,000... I'll confirm it
329
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,994
All right.
Thank you very much. ... let's ask one man who
330
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:07,232
can now afford morethan just dream.
331
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,432
Tell me, Mr. Becker,
332
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,099
what's the first thingyou're going to do
333
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:13,667
with your quarterof a million dollars?
334
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,975
I'll hold itin my hand
335
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:19,142
and pinch myselfto make sure thisisn't a dream.
336
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,344
(HOST LAUGHS)
337
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,572
HARRY: I evenhad a plan.
338
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:50,240
I'd get a penthouse
in the most expensive hotel in this town, the Excalibur.
339
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,249
Nice, plush.
340
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,865
He may not be registered
as Harry Henderson.
341
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:48,404
Then would you please
put me through to the penthouse.
342
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:56,140
Yes, I understand.
Thank you.
343
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:35,243
(SIGHS)
344
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:39,916
Excuse me, sir.
I can't let you up if you're not on this list.
345
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:42,255
Direct orders
from General Marina.
346
00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:44,227
That's the secret.
347
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:45,490
General Marina?
348
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:48,226
Your identification.
May I see it, please?
349
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,530
If you just call the
penthouse and tell him I'm here, I'm sure...
350
00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:51,694
And you are?
351
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,294
David Becker.
352
00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,604
It's not here.
353
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,305
But you don't understand.
He knows me.
354
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,508
Well, he would have left
your name if he had wanted to see you.
355
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,744
I'm sorry, but you'll
have to leave, sir.
356
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:10,117
The General's orders.
No visitors without a pass.
357
00:23:10,188 --> 00:23:11,177
I'm sorry.
358
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,295
GUARD: (ON RADIO)Some guy just came throughthe basement entrance.
359
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,532
Plaid shirt. Probablyon your floor by now.
360
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,401
(SCREAMS)
361
00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,204
(GRUNTS)
362
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:12,968
(GROWLS)
363
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:28,590
MAN: Come on in.
364
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,797
(ROARS)
365
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,077
(ROARS)
366
00:25:56,254 --> 00:26:00,020
(WOMAN SINGING)
367
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,343
(ROARS)
368
00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:30,779
What... What was that?
369
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,628
(GROWLS)
370
00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:55,076
MAN: You call this
room service?
371
00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:09,883
NEWSREADER ON RADIO:And another sightingof that green creature
372
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:12,088
reported in San Antoniolast week.
373
00:27:12,163 --> 00:27:15,030
This time at theExcalibur Hotel downtown.
374
00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:34,175
It sounded like
a tornado.
375
00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:35,719
Pretty quiet
around here usually?
376
00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:37,220
Very quiet.
377
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:49,060
(DOORBELL RINGING)
378
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:50,123
(ORDERING STAFF)
379
00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:10,179
I'd like
to see the General.
380
00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:11,586
David!
381
00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:12,882
General...
382
00:28:12,957 --> 00:28:14,219
It's okay.
383
00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:19,157
Long time no see.
384
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:21,323
Yeah, where...
It's all right, fellas. An old cellmate.
385
00:28:21,399 --> 00:28:22,491
(CHUCKLING)
What are you doing here?
386
00:28:22,567 --> 00:28:24,432
Harry, I just want...
How's Chicago?
387
00:28:24,502 --> 00:28:25,992
Orsatti still
hanging around?
388
00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:27,470
I want to know
where my money is.
389
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,473
Now look, I know what
you're thinking, but relax.
390
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,873
In 24 hours I'm gonna
double your money.
391
00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:34,002
No. No, no.
I just want my share and I want it now.
392
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:35,546
A hundred
and twenty-five thousand. Where is it?
393
00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:36,978
"Where is it?"
Are you kidding?
394
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:40,211
Before I left that TV studio,
the IRS was waiting for me.
395
00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:42,446
The IRS?
Yeah, Uncle Sam.
396
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,852
They took half,
right off the bat.
397
00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:47,048
(SIGHING)
398
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:48,717
All right,
where's my 62.5?
399
00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:49,919
(DOORBELL RINGING)
400
00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:52,519
All right, look.
This is not the time or the place, David.
401
00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:54,963
Just hang tight.
Will you trust me, please? Harry, this is the time. No.
402
00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:57,331
I'll explain everything.
Just wait here. Harry, I just want...
403
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,802
Listen to me...
Harry...
404
00:28:59,871 --> 00:29:01,304
General Marina?
405
00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:02,361
S�.
406
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,844
General,
I'm Jack McGee. I'm from The National Register.
407
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:11,211
I'm interviewing guests on
the upper floors here concerning the disturbance.
408
00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:14,308
(IN FAKE SPANISH ACCENT)
Disturbance in the hotel? Why was I not informed?
409
00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:17,548
I don't think you were
directly affected, General.
410
00:29:17,622 --> 00:29:21,319
But the guests
below here reported seeing
411
00:29:21,392 --> 00:29:24,156
a large green man.
412
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,287
A green man, Se�or McGee?
413
00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:29,464
Yeah. Yeah, I know it's
kind of hard to believe,
414
00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:31,502
but if you could see
the damage down there,
415
00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:33,969
you'd think a tank
plowed through.
416
00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:37,606
Now, this green man
you mentioned, he was driving a tank?
417
00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:39,973
No. No, no, no,
of course not. You see...
418
00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:44,003
More of a creature
than a man.
419
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:46,744
He's enormous.
Tremendous power.
420
00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:48,285
He's called the Hulk.
421
00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:50,412
Hark?
Hulk.
422
00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:51,512
Hull?
Hulk.
423
00:29:51,589 --> 00:29:52,886
Hulk.
424
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,925
Close enough, yeah.
425
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,992
I just thought maybe
you might have heard something.
426
00:29:58,062 --> 00:30:00,087
He knocked down two walls.
427
00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:01,826
Oh.
428
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:05,031
A Hulk? He's green?
429
00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:08,971
And with his bare hands,
he knocked down two walls?
430
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,338
Yeah, well, I just...
431
00:30:11,409 --> 00:30:14,810
Se�or McGee,
do you put this in your newspaper?
432
00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:19,309
(STAMMERING)
Okay, forget about that one.
433
00:30:19,384 --> 00:30:21,648
I'm checking
on another man, too.
434
00:30:21,719 --> 00:30:23,914
He's a little more average.
435
00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:27,185
About your height,
dark hair, slender, middle 30s.
436
00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:31,294
No. I've seen
no one like that, green or otherwise.
437
00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:33,330
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
Yeah.
438
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:34,797
Oh, but you know,
Se�or McGee,
439
00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:37,391
from the unusual
questions you have chosen to ask me,
440
00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:39,493
I now understand how
the American media
441
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,971
distorts the
good intentions of my country.
442
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,440
It happened first
with the discovery of the oil.
443
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,110
(HULL CHATTERING)
Ah, but now is no time for discussion.
444
00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:49,874
Important business.
Maybe ma�ana.
445
00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:52,548
HULL: General Marina.
HARRY: Oh, Se�or Hull.
446
00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:54,244
Por favor.
447
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,913
Gentlemen.
Very nice indeed.
448
00:30:57,989 --> 00:31:00,617
HARRY: Se�ores,
be seated, por favor.
449
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,456
Deborah, offer
these gentlemen some refreshment.
450
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,621
I will return
in a minute.
451
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,630
No, thank you, my dear.
452
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:14,328
Well, well, well, well.
Mr. Simpson.
453
00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:16,896
You and all that oil
you got tucked away.
454
00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:18,636
A real stockpile,
too, I understand.
455
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,144
Up in Oklahoma, isn't it?
456
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:23,510
The batch you plan
to discover when the price goes up.
457
00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:25,173
Oh, I know
all about that, too.
458
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:28,447
But don't worry about a thing.
No sweat, no sweat at all.
459
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:32,112
We go partners on this
deal and I won't have to tell a soul.
460
00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:34,317
Well, what do you say?
461
00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:43,526
We won't have to report it.
We can keep it a secret just between us.
462
00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:46,536
We can say it came into
the country as part of the General's oil
463
00:31:46,604 --> 00:31:50,870
at the new selling price,
$15 a barrel. Pure profit.
464
00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:53,206
Now what do you
say to that?
465
00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:56,873
All right. Do we
have a deal or not?
466
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,551
Harry, I don't wanna
sit still. I just want to settle up right now, okay?
467
00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,179
They are right out there
waiting. If they ever found out...
468
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,917
They won't, they won't.
Just give me what is rightfully mine
469
00:32:06,991 --> 00:32:07,980
and I'll get out of here.
470
00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:10,926
We are gonna blow this
entire scam, David. What do you mean, "we"?
471
00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:13,555
What do you mean "we"?
This is your scam Harry, not mine.
472
00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:16,065
Okay, okay,
until you walked in here.
473
00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:19,194
But now, like it or not,
we are in this together.
474
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:20,669
Harry, no. We're not...
Harry.
475
00:32:20,738 --> 00:32:23,002
David, give me
half hour, tops.
476
00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:24,837
Harry...
477
00:32:28,646 --> 00:32:33,549
Se�ores.
I can see you are getting acquainted.
478
00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:37,815
Bueno.
But now to business.
479
00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:40,824
What I tell you
must be kept in the strictest confidence.
480
00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:42,757
May I have
your words on it?
481
00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:45,294
Go get yourself
a drink.
482
00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:48,889
Se�ores, hey.
483
00:32:53,404 --> 00:32:55,372
El Presidente Roberto Benito,
484
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,637
proposes to auction our
offshore drilling rights.
485
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:02,503
We modestly estimate
their value to be twice the worth
486
00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:05,140
of the North Slope
of your Alaska.
487
00:33:07,385 --> 00:33:08,579
This...
488
00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:15,624
Remove this tree.
489
00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:31,137
These rights I speak of
will be awarded to the highest bidder.
490
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:34,076
Perhaps one of you gentlemen
will pay such a price.
491
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:37,876
Why are you offering
this to a pair of wildcatters like us?
492
00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:39,746
Why not the big
corporations?
493
00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:41,717
It was my recommendation.
494
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:45,187
One of our concerns is
outside labor organization.
495
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:50,354
We do not like our people
to overestimate their own values.
496
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:52,988
Well, now I've always found
the best way to handle any kind of trouble,
497
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:56,556
head on or back on,
is with a.30-06.
498
00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:00,397
You agree with that,
don't you, Simpson?
499
00:34:06,911 --> 00:34:12,178
It was because of
this particular attitude that I chose you gentlemen.
500
00:34:13,017 --> 00:34:18,751
A small country such as ours
would be better served by a small company.
501
00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:23,926
One likely to understand
our individual needs.
502
00:34:25,163 --> 00:34:30,658
I am deeply honored that
el Presidente accepted the suggestion of a poor soldier
503
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,727
and placed me
in charge of this entire program.
504
00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:37,872
The difficulties for one
so inexperienced as I have been enormous,
505
00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,308
such as
the out-of-the-pocket expenses.
506
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:44,814
HARRY: But gentlemen,
do not concern yourselves with my troubles.
507
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,951
I will accept sealed bids
at noon tomorrow.
508
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,051
But enough
of business for now.
509
00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:55,422
Sientese, por favor.
Enjoy some wine.
510
00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:59,623
Some beer, perhaps,
from the famous waters of South America, huh?
511
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,270
I'll discuss this
with my investors.
512
00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:13,139
I'm sure something
equitable can be arranged.
513
00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:18,504
We pay him off now,
he's gonna milk us dry for years.
514
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:21,108
Unless, of course,
he runs into a little accident
515
00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:23,449
while he's out there
inspecting our rigs.
516
00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:27,685
General? These individual
needs you all were talking about,
517
00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:30,891
I was thinking,
518
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:33,487
why don't we discuss
a few of these, you know, private like.
519
00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:36,328
Just sort of smooth
the way for my bid.
520
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,960
That sounds suspiciously
like a bribe.
521
00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:41,197
No insult intended.
522
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:44,673
None taken.
We are both men of the world.
523
00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:48,240
How much did you
have in mind?
524
00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:53,374
Our source check him out?
525
00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:58,882
You have got to be kidding,
Daddy. He's that big a wheel?
526
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:03,254
Well, now we just bribe
old Pancho Villa here for 200 grand
527
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,625
and sit back
and make us millions.
528
00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:06,720
(LAUGHING)
529
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:12,231
Oh, and by the way, Daddy,
he does want it in cash.
530
00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:14,434
Yes, sir.
531
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,538
Bye.
532
00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:23,639
Those are the bigwigs
I told you about,
533
00:36:23,714 --> 00:36:26,274
the guys who deserve
to get conned.
534
00:36:26,884 --> 00:36:31,651
Tomorrow they roll in with
their bribes, some fast talk, a quick shuffle...
535
00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:33,781
Yeah, until they
find out and break your other hand.
536
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,486
But this is a shoo-in.
537
00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:39,530
This is the chance
I have dreamed of.
538
00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:42,599
To retire in style.
539
00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:44,601
The last scam, I promise.
540
00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:47,035
Oh, Harry, please,
I believed that before.
541
00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:49,163
Harry, you're hooked
on the con.
542
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:52,368
You're running one right now.
But don't hustle me. Just give me my share.
543
00:36:52,443 --> 00:36:55,844
David! David!
Look at this setup here.
544
00:36:55,913 --> 00:37:00,680
The penthouse, the people
I've hired, the equipment, the machines, the cars.
545
00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:03,245
What are you saying?
546
00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:08,122
The money I paid to get
the inside info on all those oil millionaires,
547
00:37:08,192 --> 00:37:10,126
to plug into their
own computers...
548
00:37:10,194 --> 00:37:12,856
I had to bribe an attach�
at the embassy
549
00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:16,593
to verify there even is
a General�simo Marina.
550
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,602
There went my share,
right off the top.
551
00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:21,396
What about my share?
Give it to me now.
552
00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:23,940
Look, everybody knows
you need money to make money.
553
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:25,839
Like an investment!
554
00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:29,168
Harry.
555
00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:34,375
You don't have mine,
do you? Do you?
556
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,278
No.
Oh, for...
557
00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:39,619
Not here. Not now.
But I will.
558
00:37:39,690 --> 00:37:43,888
And not just 62,500,
but all your winnings.
559
00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:49,231
David, don't
you understand? This is my last chance.
560
00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,196
You don't know
what you've done.
561
00:37:53,471 --> 00:37:55,996
You'll get
all your money. Trust me.
562
00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:59,942
Now, look, I warned you
what to expect
563
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:02,343
if you wave that kind of
cash in front of me.
564
00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:06,507
Or were you too
blinded by the gold to think, huh?
565
00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:11,145
David, it's not like
we're stealing from the poor box.
566
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,950
It's like Robin Hood,
you know?
567
00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,423
I mean, we take
from the rich, we...
568
00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:16,323
I won't do that, okay?
569
00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:22,395
Now, what you said
was true. There is no other chance.
570
00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:23,933
Oh, yes. Yes, there is.
571
00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:27,004
Whatever money is
left over, I'll take that now, we'll call it even.
572
00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:28,095
(SIGHING)
573
00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:30,800
Looks like
this is gonna be a long night.
574
00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:35,005
Talk to me, man.
575
00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:26,195
All you have to do
is wait in the coffee shop.
576
00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:28,694
In less than an hour,
it's over.
577
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:30,927
It's over now, Harry.
David,
578
00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:34,437
all night I've told you
I don't have a dime. Yeah.
579
00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:37,099
You wanna walk
out of that door broke, go ahead.
580
00:39:37,274 --> 00:39:40,573
But hang in just once more,
and you'll never regret it.
581
00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:41,702
You'll be a rich man.
582
00:39:41,779 --> 00:39:45,078
Harry, I can't spend
it in prison.
583
00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:46,639
Now will you please
just call it off.
584
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,742
We can sell the equipment
and get the money back.
585
00:39:48,819 --> 00:39:51,151
I gotta say it again?
It's too late!
586
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,484
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
587
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:55,457
Oh, hell, they're early.
Go hide in there.
588
00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:57,221
No, I'm not gonna
do that, Harry.
589
00:39:57,828 --> 00:40:00,422
Okay. But watch
what you say.
590
00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:02,762
These guys smell a con.
591
00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:08,861
General.
592
00:40:10,641 --> 00:40:12,734
I thought you said
this was private, just the two of us.
593
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,004
Who's your friend here?
594
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,444
(IN FAKE SPANISH ACCENT)
He's my accountant, Mr. Pillar.
595
00:40:17,815 --> 00:40:19,646
He's like one
of the family.
596
00:40:21,018 --> 00:40:24,476
You have your bid?
597
00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:28,417
My bid
and the schematics you wanted.
598
00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:32,189
Ah, gracias. I'll just
put these in the next room.
599
00:40:40,504 --> 00:40:42,233
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
600
00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:43,897
Pardon me.
601
00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:48,668
Good afternoon, General.
Ah.
602
00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:55,410
Oh, you have
your bid?
603
00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:58,586
It's in the case.
Ah, gracias.
604
00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:01,648
I'll just put it
in the next room for safekeeping.
605
00:41:08,165 --> 00:41:10,030
How much is this one
gonna cost you?
606
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:12,466
Damned to find out,
ain't you?
607
00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:19,839
Oh, look at this.
What'd I tell you?
608
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:21,935
Between the two of these,
there must be half a million dollars.
609
00:41:22,012 --> 00:41:24,071
And every nickel
of it is ours.
610
00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:25,905
It's yours, Harry.
611
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:29,984
You're still a scam,
no matter how you look at it.
612
00:41:34,191 --> 00:41:37,126
Get back, sir,
please. I said back!
613
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,023
Your day of judgment
has arrived, traitor.
614
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:54,072
HARRY: I am a friend
to the people. Silencio.
615
00:41:54,144 --> 00:41:57,204
We accuse you,
General�simo Marina,
616
00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:59,772
of betraying the wishes
of our beloved el Presidente.
617
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:02,318
If you're so official,
why don't you show us some papers.
618
00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:05,014
(LAUGHING) Papers?
619
00:42:05,089 --> 00:42:07,785
We don't need
no stinking papers.
620
00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,553
We accuse you of treason.
How do you plead?
621
00:42:09,627 --> 00:42:12,255
Look it's over.
Tell them the truth. The truth?
622
00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:14,593
When my consulate
informed me that one of our generals
623
00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:18,192
was negotiating
with these parasites, that was the truth.
624
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:21,295
You're wrong. This is crazy!
Don't you see what's going on here?
625
00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:22,532
Remove him from my sight!
626
00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:24,733
Look, this is...
Come on. Don't you understand that...
627
00:42:24,808 --> 00:42:26,605
(GROANS)
628
00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:34,816
(SCREAMING)
629
00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:37,115
(GASPING)
630
00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:39,922
The tribunal is ready
with its verdict.
631
00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:41,855
We find you
guilty as charged.
632
00:42:41,926 --> 00:42:43,791
The sentence is death.
633
00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,490
No!
634
00:42:47,431 --> 00:42:51,629
Your execution,
General�simo, is to take place in this room.
635
00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:53,761
Right now.
Don't!
636
00:42:59,043 --> 00:43:01,136
You gentlemen are excused.
637
00:43:06,717 --> 00:43:08,617
(GROWLING)
638
00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:46,717
(HULK ROARS)
639
00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:49,350
What took you so long?
640
00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:51,155
That guy! Who hired him?
641
00:43:53,731 --> 00:43:54,755
Not me!
642
00:43:54,832 --> 00:43:56,299
(ROARS)
643
00:43:56,367 --> 00:43:59,268
What are you doing?
Those are blanks! Get in here!
644
00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:07,243
Get up! Get up!
645
00:44:17,087 --> 00:44:21,217
Hey, you!
Does this thing have anymore power?
646
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:22,519
Hey, what's going on?
647
00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:24,117
Who is this guy?
648
00:44:24,194 --> 00:44:25,923
(ROARS)
649
00:44:26,964 --> 00:44:29,296
Can you lift this thing up?
650
00:44:30,901 --> 00:44:32,300
I can't hold it!
651
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,729
(GROWLING)
652
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:45,473
Do something!
Where did he come from?
653
00:44:48,819 --> 00:44:52,846
I can't hold it.
We're going down.
654
00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,816
(GRUNTING)
655
00:45:06,303 --> 00:45:08,464
The engine's burning up!
Everybody out!
656
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,507
(ROARS)
657
00:45:15,279 --> 00:45:17,110
Buckle's jammed! Help me!
658
00:45:18,315 --> 00:45:20,476
PILOT: It's gonna blow!
Let's get out of here.
659
00:45:20,818 --> 00:45:24,720
Hey, get back here.
The buckle's jammed! Help me!
660
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:28,380
HARRY: I can't breathe.
661
00:45:28,826 --> 00:45:30,987
(HARRY COUGHING)
662
00:45:47,444 --> 00:45:49,571
Wait! Wait! The money!
663
00:45:56,186 --> 00:45:59,155
Oh, no. Look
what you've done.
664
00:46:03,894 --> 00:46:05,555
All that money.
665
00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:09,726
I'll never be able
to explain this to David.
666
00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:22,909
HARRY: You're right,
you're right, you're right,
667
00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:25,414
I had no business
even dreaming about that money.
668
00:46:25,482 --> 00:46:27,347
Goodbye, Harry.
Yeah, but wait a minute, wait a minute.
669
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:30,386
But this new plan I got,
this is really good. Oh, Harry...
670
00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,479
No, no, no, it's all
worked out. This is legit.
671
00:46:32,556 --> 00:46:35,354
Hey, wait a minute.
It's legit.
672
00:46:36,193 --> 00:46:38,753
I did it this morning
when we made the down payment.
673
00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:40,486
We?
674
00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:43,897
Yeah, just between us,
I threw in with a cop.
675
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:48,233
Officer Clark.
His cash, my cooking. It's a restaurant.
676
00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:50,432
It's got a great name.
677
00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:55,805
The Last Scam?
Really, Harry?
678
00:46:55,879 --> 00:46:59,576
Really. Read
the price of linguini.
679
00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:01,117
Hey, 4.95.
680
00:47:01,185 --> 00:47:03,779
Hey, it's 10 bucks
up the block.
681
00:47:03,854 --> 00:47:05,754
My partner will
keep me honest.
682
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,347
(SIGHING)
683
00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:09,187
I wish you were
coming in with us.
684
00:47:09,259 --> 00:47:10,783
It's the only way
I could ever repay you.
685
00:47:10,861 --> 00:47:14,490
Harry, I wish I could stay.
I can't, I really have to move on.
686
00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:17,056
But if I'm ever
through town again...
687
00:47:17,134 --> 00:47:20,729
You got it. A meal
on the house. Forever!
688
00:47:21,638 --> 00:47:23,469
Goodbye, Harry.
Bye-bye.
689
00:47:23,519 --> 00:47:28,069
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