All language subtitles for The Incredible Hulk s03e05 My Favorite Magician.eng

I don't know anything
about magic.

If I can pull a rabbit
out of a hat,

I can pull the sorcerer
out of you.

I'm a magician.

I am able to recognize
an illusion when I see one.

...the miraculous
escape from Neptune's torture chamber.

Oh, my God.

(ROARING)

NARRATOR: Dr. David Banner,
physician, scientist.

Searching for a way to tap
into the hidden strengths that all humans have.

Then, an accidental overdose
of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry.

And now, when David Banner
grows angry or outraged,

a startling
metamorphosis occurs.

(ROARS)

The creature is driven by rage

and pursued
by an investigative reporter.

Mr. McGee,
don't make me angry.

You wouldn't like me
when I'm angry.

The creature is wanted
for a murder he didn't commit.

David Banner
is believed to be dead.

And he must let the world
think that he is dead

until he can find a way
to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.

(ROARS)

DAVID: After all these months,
I'm just days away from the results.

Only after the last
precisely timed injection has been administered

will I have any indication
whether the serum has been effective.

MAN 1: Give me two
businessmen's lunches,

a Sherman special,
four orders of fries and a burger.

Burn it.

MAN 2: Right.
Coming up.

Mario, get those
dishes out of there and give me a hand!

Where's Burns?

We need a cleanup
on table six.

Haven't seen him
in a couple of minutes.

Hey, how many orders
of fries was that?

Four. Four!

Burns?

Was that rare
on the burger?

Well done.
Throw me a rag.

(PHONE RINGING)

Hey, you got
a hearing problem?

(GRUMBLES)

Yeah?

A little fever,
huh?

So, that ain't no excuse.
You coming in, or I get somebody new?

Oh, geez. Oh.
You're fired!

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

What're you doing,
resting your dishpan hands?

(GROANING)
I should have asked for references.

Will you go out there
and clear up the tables

while I try to catch up
on the orders, huh?

Now!

Boy, the help you get now.
Let's move it! Come on!

I'll get you
some coffee.

What a splendid
little cafe.

(CHUCKLING)
Uh, maitre d'.

Mmm...
What'd you call me?

Jasper Dowd,
party of one.

Oh, I neglected
to make a reservation.

Well, you are in luck.
We just had a cancellation.

Uh, don't get up.

Well, I think it would be
safer to sit in the balcony.

Do you want a menu,
or did you bring your own?

I'll have the pheasant.

Oh.

Well?

How are you at
washing dishes?

I circled the globe
a dozen times.

World tours,
command performances for the Emperor of Japan,

the King of Italy,
and the Rajah of Sholapur.

I was adored
everywhere I went, outdrawing even Houdini.

Houdini? I never saw Houdini.
I did see Blackstone once.

Quick learner, Harry.

Oh, oh. A little something
the sorcerer Chung Ling Soo showed me

before his
bullet-catching trick, uh, misfired.

Mmm-hmm.

(CLEARING THROAT)

The hand, my friend,
is quicker than the eye.

(GLASS SHATTERS)

(CLEARING THROAT)

In vaudeville, you learn
to always bungle the first attempt at a trick.

And that was
your last attempt. Now, get out of here.

And you, too, dumb-dumb!
You go out, too, with him!

JASPER: I've been thrown out
of better places than that so-called diner.

You've had your nose
in that book for hours. Formulas, equations?

I've been working on
a problem for a long time, and, uh, I'm close.

Science.

It was called alchemy
during the Middle Ages.

Alchemy. I like that.
More mysterious.

(COUGHING)

(GASPING)

My inhaler.

I thought I had it.

Here, is this it?

Yeah.

Asthma?

Yeah. Yeah.

Look, why don't we just, uh...
Why don't we just rest for a second?

Maybe we could pull over
and get a bite to eat.

I got to make San Luis Obispo
before dinner.

An old friend of mine
is restoring a theater,

a place we used to play
in the old days.

Before you were born,
no doubt.

I don't usually
work for scale,

but I'm doing this
as a favor for my friend Edgar.

Yeah.

Too bad my assistant
couldn't make it.

Busy building props
for our next European tour.

Hmm.

David,

you could be my assistant!

I don't know anything
about magic.

David,

in you I see the mysteries
of the universe.

You have powers
you're not even aware of.

Okay, so you're
no Harry Houdini,

but if I can pull a rabbit
out of a hat,

I can pull the sorcerer
out of you.

(STUTTERING)
I'm a little embarrassed about calling collect,

but I only had large bills.

How are you, Lily?

Fine, Jasper.
Just a little surprised to hear your voice.

Well, I couldn't wait
till I saw you.

You sound the same, Lily.

Um, Jasper, um...

Now, now, please.
Don't do anything till I get there, huh?

(SIGHS)

That was
your long-lost love?

Oh, Giancarlo,
that was 40 years ago.

(CHUCKLING)

For a woman like you,
I would wait 40 years.

I would never make
you wait that long.

Let us elope
like we originally planned.

We could be married
by morning.

Oh, Giancarlo.

Forgive me, darling.
It's just that...

Well, I would not
want to yearn for you years from now,

like that Jasper.

He must be a fool
to have let you get away.

But I am not a fool.

Yeah. Yeah, he said
he was playing some vaudeville theater. Uh...

San Luis Obispo,
I think he said.

Oh.

Dusty in here.
Have you got your inhaler?

JASPER: (COUGHING)
I'm all right.

MAN 1: All right, guys,
see if they got some amber, too.

MAN 2: They've got amber.
I've seen them in the spots already.

Aw, David,
I've played theaters throughout the world,

but this one
particular theater has always been good to me.

A lot of memories, huh?
Yeah.

Oh, look, look.
Neptune's torture chamber.

DAVID: Hmm.

JASPER: It's the illusion
I'm best known for.

It brings the house
down every time.

No kidding.

Looks lethal enough
all right.

McGee!

Jasper! Man,
it's been a long time!

Sure good to see you!

You didn't expect me
in this costume, huh?

But you see,
we got to cut corners

if we intend
to put this place back into business.

Lf?

Why, after the benefit,
they'll be breaking down your ticket office door.

(LAUGHS)

This man could make me
believe in the tooth fairy.

Edgar, my assistant,
David Barker.

Glad to meet you, David.
And thanks for helping.

Uh, I'm expecting
a registered letter.

No, it hasn't come yet.

Hmm.
Well, who else is on the billing?

Oh, come on over here.
I'll show you.

Now, we have
the Ferrar Sisters,

Clifton Pomeroy
and his dogs.

Right over here,
we got Unice the Unicyclist.

Mmm-hmm.

And, of course,
over here, we have... Be careful, fellows.

We have
Jasper the Great,

along with his
lovely assistant, Lily De Mar.

DAVID:
She's beautiful.

Yes, and I always
thought that you two would get married.

David, help me
unload the equipment.

EDGAR: I said
something wrong.

He always had quite
a thing for Lily.

I don't know.

Fellows, be careful
with that chair now. Because that's an antique.

Napoleon once sat
in that chair,

right here in this theater.
Napoleon the Juggler.

MAN: Ah, come on.

You remember him,
don't you? Yeah. (CHUCKLING)

(MUTTERING)

I open the doors,
you step out, we take our bows,

and you wheel out
Neptune's torture chamber.

That's it.
Right about there. That's good.

Well, I hate to say it,
but it looks pretty frightening to me.

Good, David.

Well, it's supposed
to look frightening. Now...

Jasper, do you know
what you're doing?

Mmm-hmm.
Ah, there you are.

Now... Now, tonight,
when I do this trick... Yeah.

...this will be
filled with water.

I will go into the tank,
under the water,

and those little chains
there will be hooked to this hook right here.

You see. Now...
You mean through that one?

And then, I reach in here.
And what do I find,

but a little key.

Oh, that's how you
get these off, huh?

David, I'm a magician,
not a locksmith.

Uh-huh.

Jasper?

Oh, oh, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.

(ORGAN PLAYING)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Ain't that great?
Let me hear it out there.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

EDGAR: Yeah.
Thank you very much.

And now, the man that
you've been waiting for.

The magician whose exploits
continue to defy all logic...

Nervous?

Yeah, a little bit.
How about you?

EDGAR:
...breaking every measure... I'm all right.

...of the universe itself.
Let's get ready.

The Merlin
of the 20th century, Jasper the Great!

Maestro, fanfare!

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Jasper.

You're supposed to be
in a trance.

I can't help it.
I'm gonna sneeze.

Don't move.

(GRUNTS)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

(WHEEZING)

You all right?

(COUGHING)

(STUTTERING)
And now,

as a reward
for your kind...

(COUGHING)

...attention...

The miraculous
escape from Neptune's torture chamber.

Jasper.
I'm all right.

Ladies and gentlemen,
with your kind indulgence,

because of the particular
rigors of this next escape,

we'll, uh, require
your kind indulgence for a few moments

in as much as
we must prepare for the event.

Excuse us right now,
ladies and gentlemen.

You're wonderful.
Thank you.

(ORGAN PLAYING)

(JASPER GASPING)

I'll go on, as soon as
I catch my breath.

Are you serious?

I've got to deliver, David,
for Edgar's sake.

Jasper, I'm trying to tell you
it's too dangerous in your condition.

They'll want their money back,
and we'll lose everything.

Don't worry, Edgar.

I'll tell you what.

You recuperate, and I'll go
out and try to hold them for a few minutes, okay?

(GASPING)

Yeah! How about it,
huh? Yeah!

(LAUGHING)

Let me by, David.

Come on.

Unless you plan on doing
the finale yourself.

(JASPER COUGHING)

EDGAR:
... walked up to the elephant, and smacked him on his...

Ladies and gentlemen,
you have seen me lock my assistant's handcuffs

to the bottom of
Neptune's torture chamber.

The chamber is
filled with water,

and is constructed
of unbreakable bullet-proof plastic glass.

Watch carefully
as we seal the tomb with chains and padlocks.

Are you ready,
David?

I am ready.

(AUDIENCE CHATTERING)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Bring on the screen.

My God.

David.

Da...

(ROARS)

(AUDIENCE GASPING)

Oh, my God.

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

(ORGAN PLAYING)

(ROARING)

(GRUNTING)

It was just the most
incredible thing the way he came bursting...

I know, I heard.
And have you ever seen a show like that in your life?

(GASPING)
Maurie. Maurie.

Isn't that the star
of the magic act?

Here, Maurie,
take the camera.

(GASPING)
It is!

Maurie, you'll take
a picture. Make sure you focus...

Sweetheart, please.

Maurie, it is not for me.
It's for the kids. Your grandchildren.

Uh, may I have
an autograph, please?

(GIGGLES)

Oh, you are a big one.

Believe it or not,
I like big men like you.

(GRUNTING)

Rose?

Maurie, don't stand there
like a lox. Shoot.

(ROARS)

(HULK GRUNTING)

Show folk.

I don't believe it.

I've been in show business
a long time, seen a lot of great acts,

but I never saw
an act actually bring down the house.

Do you know
where I can find him?

Jasper Dowd?

He gave me a forwarding
address somewhere in the desert, I think.

(THUDDING)

Hey, fellows, be careful
of that curtain. You'll tear it.

David.

Boy, look at this place.
Is there anything I can do to help?

Yeah, you can help
this lady.

This is Jasper's
assistant, David.

I told you fellows to be
careful with that curtain.

What can I do for you?

I'm looking for Jasper Dowd.

(SIGHING)
Yeah, well, so am I.

He's not here.
I've already checked.

He wasn't hurt,
was he?

I don't know. When last seen,
he was driving off into the sunset in his van.

Oh, that's great.
That's perfect in my case.

Something wrong?

Yes, it happens that
all my personal belongings are in his van,

including a journal
and the serum

that I'm suppose
to take on a regular basis.

(SIGHS)

Do you know
where I can find him?

Why?

Look, if you tell me
where I can find him, I can get you there.

Unless it's not
that important.

It is that important.

Palm Springs,
the Beaumont Estates.

Well, I guess as long as
we're going to be traveling together,

we should exchange names.

David Barker.

I'm Kimberly Dowd.
I'm Jasper's daughter.

I'm not surprised
that he never mentioned me.

But I am surprised that
he didn't go on and on about Lily.

Lily? Oh, the assistant.

Mmm-hmm.

He carried a torch
for her for years.

She's all that mother
and I ever heard about.

Lily.

Lily and his damn magic.

Funny he never
mentioned her to me.

She married
a very wealthy man, but he died a year later.

Anyway, Jasper married
mother on the rebound, and I was born, and suddenly,

Jasper the Great Star
of Seven Continents had a family to support.

Then after mother died,
Jasper went right back to his magic.

Pardon me, would you mind
telling me what time it is again, please?

That's the third time
you've asked in an hour. It's a quarter after.

Ah, I'm sorry to keep
bugging you that way.

It's just that it's urgent
that I take my injections on schedule.

Couldn't we stop at
a hospital or something,

and get this serum,
or whatever it is?

I really wish we could,
but I know it's very rare.

You know, the two of you
must have been some kind pair.

Hmm?
Two grown men,

hunting, scrounging,
desperately for their medicine.

Mmm-hmm.

A few months ago,
we found out that Jasper has coronary heart disease.

Is he undergoing treatment?

KIMBERLY: Well, he was,
until he ran away from the convalescent home.

Ran away?

Three times.

I put him in
when the doctors told me that

a severe asthma attack
could trigger a fatal heart attack.

But there is too much food
and not enough champagne.

And look at those flowers.
It looks like a funeral.

Take it easy.
Calm down.

Is that him?
The fly in the ointment?

Yeah. Si, si,
that is him.

You wanna cut the accent.

If he interferes
with the wedding, man, you don't get your money.

Then I'll see to it
he doesn't interfere.

LILY: That one
you used to tell about

Coolidge coming to your
dressing room and making that silly elephant joke.

"My trunks had to
make room for yours."

Yes.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, Jasper,
how I envy the life you've led all these years.

The exotic places
you've seen, people you've met.

I've always been so
rooted to the safest place I could find.

Lily...

The day we met, you told me
that living should be unpredictable.

Like riding on the wings
of some great bird,

and never knowing
where it would alight next.

I said that?

Oh, you got so excited,
and all I could think about was my fear of heights.

You look just as lovely
as you did on that day at the Orpheum.

Oh...

Lily, you were
the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

You still are.

Look at me, Jasper.
Look at me.

A magician never wants
to give up the illusion.

No one does.

But that's why
Giancarlo is good for me.

You always loved
some romantic illusion.

No, no, Lily, no.

But Giancarlo
sees the real me.

Then why can't you see
the real Giancarlo?

What do you mean?

The closest Giancarlo
has ever been to Italy

is the spaghetti joint
he worked at in the Bronx.

You'd better leave, Jasper.

Now, I'm waiting for a letter
that'll prove he's a phony.

But all that matters is that
he loves me for what I am.

Mmm-hmm, or for
what you're worth.

Goodbye, Jasper.

Don't you understand?

He loves you
because you're a rich, lonely old woman.

Lily...

But, Jasper,
much as I hate to admit it,

that's what I am.

Lily,

that's not what
I came here to say.

(IN AMERICAN ACCENT)
You must be...

(IN ITALIAN ACCENT)
Um, you are Senor Jasper.

Giancarlo Corleone.

I know who you are.

I didn't even realize
I had it until they brought my bags in.

Jasper, that's great. Uh,
look, is there a place I can give myself an injection?

Yeah, well,
right here's fine.

Oh, oh,
you need privacy. Please.

Well, the bathroom...
The bathroom's right in there.

Thank you.

KIMBERLY: Not one of
your better escapes, Dad.

I thought
you'd make it out of the country this time.

JASPER: You're just
becoming too good a detective, Kim.

Well, you might as
well start packing.

Jasper, we are leaving
in the morning.

I'm not going!

(WHEEZING)

Where's your inhaler?

Even with
doctors and nurses, it's still a prison!

It's the best
convalescent home money can buy.

They take away
your self-respect.

I'm not going. I...

I can take care of myself.
Where's your inhaler?

David!

Jasper, sit down.
Sit him down immediately.

Loosen his tie.
Sit down, Jasper.

Come on over here.
Where's the inhaler? Where is it?

Sit down.
Jasper, where is it?

(JASPER WHEEZING)

Relax, Jasper.
Here, Jasper.

I can take care of myself.

Tell her, David.

No. No, Jasper.
I'm afraid this is between you and your daughter.

I'm sorry. Um...

Look, if that ride
to Los Angeles is still open,

I'll take it with you
if it's all right.

I'll just check into a room
here tonight, okay?

Of course. I'll be
leaving about 7:00.

That'll be fine.
Thank you. Jasper... You're not going.

Jasper, give me
back the book. No.

Please.
Jasper, give that back.

No!
Jasper, give that back!

You don't care about me!
It's very important to me, Jasper.

I'm just an obligation,
that's all I am.

I need the book.
It's just an obligation!

Excuse me!
Pardon me!

I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Pardon me for interrupting.

I don't need the book
right now, Jasper. I'll get it tomorrow morning.

And as for you two,
it seems that you're talking again,

but you're not listening.

That's not true.

It's not true?

Do you want to talk
about truth?

Your magic act
never headlined a show.

Not here in the States.

Nowhere.

Overseas.

Never.

Europe?
No.

Jasper, you were never
a star in vaudeville.

I'm sorry.

From all accounts,
you were never Jasper the Great,

you were
Jasper the Mediocre.

(SIGHING)

You know, I promised
Mother that I would never say that to you.

No, no, Kim.

I'm glad you did. I...

I never really gave
your mother a chance to tell me.

I was always too busy
being center stage.

David's right.

I was always talking
when I should just shut up and listen.

Mother called them
your little white lies.

She said that
everybody told them.

But I never really meant
to lie to her.

Slight exaggeration here,
a little embellishment there.

Well, uh...

How do you find the truth

after you've made it
disappear so many times?

Jasper, Mother always
loved you.

She loved you more
even after she knew the truth.

Dad.

If we're going in the morning,
we'd better get an early start.

I'm feeling a little tired.

We can talk more
when we get home.

Abracadabra.

That's your cue

to disappear.

(SOBBING)

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

Please, Kim, please, I...

I need a few minutes alone.

MAN: Special delivery letter
for Mr. Jasper Dowd.

DAVID: I don't understand.
When did you discover that he was missing?

I just went to his room.
He was supposed to be resting.

He wasn't there.
His van is gone.

Uh-huh. What about
his clothes, his props?

He left everything,
including this.

Oh, that's great.

Let's go.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

I hope that magician
keeps out of our hair.

Don't worry.
We'll keep an eye out for him.

You could have saved us
a lot of trouble

by divorcing the other one
before marrying the new one.

You're an amateur,
and a stupid one at that.

Listen, it's your fault
I'm in this spot, so forget about the insults, okay?

Ah, and the bigamist
is easily offended.

You know, Giancarlo,
for a million bucks, Lily could do a lot better.

Nobody asked you.

Are they just gonna
stand around and look ugly?

They're your best men.

What?

(SIGHS)

(PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC)

(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here in the sight of God

and in the presence
of these witnesses

to join together
this man and woman in holy matrimony.

Could you please give
this letter to Lily?

PRIEST:
...with love and devotion,

who have decided
to share this, the autumn of their lives.

(JASPER SHOUTING)

(JASPER MUMBLING)

Why don't you pick
on someone your own size? Like him, for instance.

(PANTING)

Now, look,
I got to give this to...

Will you let go of him?
What do you think you're...

Are you guys crazy?
There's a wedding going on.

Get them out of here.
Lock him in the car till the wedding's over.

(DAVID GRUNTING)

KIMBERLY: Let go of me!

What's the matter with him?
Take her. Let go of me!

Do you, Giancarlo Corleone,
take Lily Beaumont for your lawfully wedded wife?

(GROANING)

And will you love her,
honor and keep her, forsaking all others,

till death do you part?

I do.

(BANGING)

Let go!

(CRASHING)

(ROARS)

(YELLING)

Here, Dad. Here.

And do you, Lily Beaumont,

take Giancarlo Corleone
for your lawfully wedded husband...

Lily.

...till death do you part?

I do.

If any man can show just
cause why they may not lawfully be joined together,

let him speak now
or else henceforth forever hold his peace.

(YELLING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(GROWLING)

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

(YELLING)

No. No. No! No!

(ROARING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Giancarlo! Giancarlo!

Lily. Lily.

I'm sorry, Lily.

DAVID: My hopes that
the serum would stop the metamorphosis are gone.

Even after the last
of the 20 injections, the condition persists.

With this latest
disappointment,

I must re-examine
the entire concept of a cure.

David, that was
Kimberly on the phone.

She wanted to tell me
that after seeing that green man,

she finally believes
in magic.

(LAUGHS)

I told her she ought to
take a few days off from work.

Well, it seems you've
solved all your problems.

Mmm. And what about
your problem? Did you ever find the answer?

No, I, uh...

I'm beginning to think
that I might never find the answer to my problem.

Yeah, well,
I know the feeling.

I know just
what you mean.

For instance,
this trick has eluded me for over 20 years.

Just could never
master it.

David...

David, it worked.

Congratulations.

It finally worked!

A lesson
the great Houdini taught me.

Just when you're ready
to give up, the magic finally works.

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