Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,638 --> 00:00:05,071
- Hey.
- Hey.
2
00:00:05,140 --> 00:00:07,251
The school called the house.
They're trying to reach you.
3
00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:09,075
Funny how you go to school there
4
00:00:09,144 --> 00:00:11,611
and yet they can't seem to find you.
5
00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:13,046
I'm on the school grounds.
6
00:00:13,148 --> 00:00:15,481
I'm just places where
they can't find me.
7
00:00:16,518 --> 00:00:18,518
What does that mean? Are you tunneling?
8
00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,097
Are you in the trees?
9
00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:22,455
No. I go places to read.
10
00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,626
Fine. The school has a bomb shelter.
11
00:00:26,695 --> 00:00:28,039
I figured I'd have the place to myself
12
00:00:28,063 --> 00:00:31,030
unless somebody in Washington
makes a really big mistake.
13
00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:33,066
All right, stop doing that.
14
00:00:33,168 --> 00:00:35,068
And the office said
they need a Word document
15
00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,603
of your article so they can
print it in the school paper.
16
00:00:37,672 --> 00:00:39,772
My article's going in the paper?
17
00:00:39,841 --> 00:00:42,075
You had good news, and
you were screwing with me?
18
00:00:42,177 --> 00:00:44,043
Well, I don't play tennis or anything,
19
00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,379
so I have to have some fun.
20
00:00:46,448 --> 00:00:47,892
Can you at least tell
me what it's called?
21
00:00:47,916 --> 00:00:49,048
Yeah. It's an article called
22
00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:50,650
"My Mom Has No Life of Her Own,
23
00:00:50,752 --> 00:00:52,712
So She's Desperately Trying
to Live Through Mine."
24
00:00:53,855 --> 00:00:56,222
Oh, my God. It's the
Ghost of Children Past.
25
00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,894
Wow. What's with the massive
amount of baby supplies?
26
00:01:01,996 --> 00:01:03,396
It's for Becky.
27
00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:05,298
We were at the mall, grabbing some tools
28
00:01:05,367 --> 00:01:06,933
before they close the Sears,
29
00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:10,136
and there's a baby store
folding up right next door.
30
00:01:10,205 --> 00:01:12,338
You know, it used to be a Brookstone
31
00:01:12,407 --> 00:01:15,208
that used to be a RadioShack
that used to be a Spencer Gifts.
32
00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:17,810
The people in the baby store,
33
00:01:17,879 --> 00:01:19,912
they thought we were a couple.
34
00:01:19,981 --> 00:01:24,150
Sometimes, the younger man
needs the older man's wisdom.
35
00:01:26,054 --> 00:01:28,621
Wait. You and Emilio went
shopping for baby stuff?
36
00:01:28,690 --> 00:01:30,101
We almost grabbed you a stroller, too,
37
00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:32,125
but we thought you'd
like to pick that out.
38
00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:36,496
But we did get you a breast pump.
39
00:01:37,899 --> 00:01:39,866
"For all shape and sizes."
40
00:01:41,069 --> 00:01:42,602
So a stroller is too personal,
41
00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,538
but the breast pump, you
figured, "What the hell?"
42
00:01:45,607 --> 00:01:47,207
If you'd like to buy
something different,
43
00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,395
I can take it back tomorrow.
44
00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:50,143
Thank you.
45
00:01:53,815 --> 00:01:56,315
You want to hear
something incredibly sad?
46
00:01:56,418 --> 00:01:58,317
Who doesn't?
47
00:01:58,420 --> 00:02:00,887
Ben asked me and the kids
48
00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:04,290
to live with him in
Chicago, but I can't go.
49
00:02:04,359 --> 00:02:05,992
Why not?
50
00:02:06,004 --> 00:02:08,171
Well, I promised you I'd stay here
51
00:02:08,239 --> 00:02:10,440
to be here for you and the baby, so...
52
00:02:10,508 --> 00:02:12,642
Oh, yeah. Right. Good.
53
00:02:12,711 --> 00:02:15,378
Uh, and it's such a great opportunity.
54
00:02:15,447 --> 00:02:17,780
I mean, I can work
at a big-city tabloid,
55
00:02:17,849 --> 00:02:20,183
and the kids can be in
the city that they love.
56
00:02:20,285 --> 00:02:22,585
It's really a shame, but oh, well.
57
00:02:23,421 --> 00:02:25,588
I'm giving you an
opportunity to be gracious
58
00:02:25,657 --> 00:02:27,168
while I'm trying to
renege on my promise.
59
00:02:27,192 --> 00:02:29,058
I could use a little help here.
60
00:02:30,128 --> 00:02:32,795
Of course you should
go, you little whiner.
61
00:02:34,699 --> 00:02:36,566
But you still have to keep your promise.
62
00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:37,700
If I go into rehab,
63
00:02:37,769 --> 00:02:39,836
I'm FedExing the baby to you in Chicago.
64
00:02:40,839 --> 00:02:42,650
Okay, just don't make it
where I have to sign for it,
65
00:02:42,674 --> 00:02:43,914
'cause sometimes I'm not there.
66
00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:20,000
- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
67
00:03:22,814 --> 00:03:23,854
"The Conners" is recorded
68
00:03:23,948 --> 00:03:26,048
in front of a live studio audience.
69
00:03:26,151 --> 00:03:27,984
- Hey, Jackie. I'm home.
- Hey!
70
00:03:28,086 --> 00:03:29,819
Oh, you are really missing some fun
71
00:03:29,921 --> 00:03:32,255
at the Renaissance Winter Fair.
72
00:03:32,357 --> 00:03:34,690
Today, we recreated the
stacking of the bodies
73
00:03:34,793 --> 00:03:37,493
that were found under
the Great Snow of 1430.
74
00:03:39,597 --> 00:03:40,863
Oh, my God.
75
00:03:40,965 --> 00:03:42,365
Oh, my God.
76
00:03:42,467 --> 00:03:44,233
Oh, my God. You finally did it.
77
00:03:44,335 --> 00:03:47,570
I know she was horrible to you, but...
78
00:03:47,639 --> 00:03:49,338
but she was your mother.
79
00:03:49,441 --> 00:03:51,601
Now, we're gonna have to say
that this was an accident.
80
00:03:51,643 --> 00:03:52,975
What?
81
00:03:53,077 --> 00:03:54,243
These are drapes.
82
00:03:54,345 --> 00:03:56,245
You thought this was Bev?
83
00:03:56,347 --> 00:03:58,414
No. No. Oh.
84
00:03:58,516 --> 00:04:00,750
She's at the dog races in Dubuque.
85
00:04:00,852 --> 00:04:02,285
Oh, my God. No.
86
00:04:02,387 --> 00:04:04,253
It would've been cool, though, huh?
87
00:04:04,355 --> 00:04:05,588
Yeah.
88
00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:08,191
Well, I... I... I've only
known her a short while,
89
00:04:08,293 --> 00:04:11,661
- but yes. Yes.
- That's why I love you. Mwah!
90
00:04:11,763 --> 00:04:13,203
Well, since you love me, may I throw
91
00:04:13,231 --> 00:04:16,032
some of my outfits from
the fair into the laundry?
92
00:04:16,134 --> 00:04:17,266
Oh, sure.
93
00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:26,275
What's this? Oh.
94
00:04:26,377 --> 00:04:29,479
Oh, that's a 15th century
ladies' undergarment.
95
00:04:29,581 --> 00:04:32,081
Those pouches are called "breastbags."
96
00:04:32,183 --> 00:04:33,183
Ah.
97
00:04:33,218 --> 00:04:34,917
Well, the history's fascinating,
98
00:04:35,019 --> 00:04:37,720
but whose breasts fill up the bags?
99
00:04:37,822 --> 00:04:38,955
I don't know.
100
00:04:39,057 --> 00:04:41,224
There is a communal
changing tent at the fair.
101
00:04:41,326 --> 00:04:43,059
I... I must have
grabbed the wrong things.
102
00:04:43,161 --> 00:04:46,062
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
103
00:04:47,398 --> 00:04:49,465
Are you suggesting that
I'm cheating on you?
104
00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:51,667
You're... you're being ridiculous.
105
00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,569
I'm only asking for the truth.
106
00:04:53,671 --> 00:04:54,971
I gave you the truth,
107
00:04:55,073 --> 00:04:58,140
but if you keep accusing me
of being unfaithful to you,
108
00:04:58,243 --> 00:05:00,142
I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
109
00:05:00,245 --> 00:05:03,145
I... I might as well, if I'm
gonna get blamed for it anyway.
110
00:05:03,248 --> 00:05:04,313
All right, sorry.
111
00:05:04,415 --> 00:05:06,849
Just give whosever
breastbags these are back,
112
00:05:06,951 --> 00:05:09,819
- and I won't mention it again.
- Okay.
113
00:05:09,921 --> 00:05:12,855
Okay, I... I'll put them
in the lost and found.
114
00:05:12,924 --> 00:05:16,292
Yesterday, somebody misplaced
a small bag of dove's droppings,
115
00:05:16,361 --> 00:05:18,694
- which were used to lighten one's hair.
- Oh.
116
00:05:18,763 --> 00:05:21,797
And somebody else was looking
for their homemade toothpaste.
117
00:05:21,866 --> 00:05:24,166
It was an unfortunate coincidence.
118
00:05:24,269 --> 00:05:25,501
Mm.
119
00:05:29,073 --> 00:05:31,541
- Snowblower broken again?
- Yep.
120
00:05:31,643 --> 00:05:32,742
These sudden winter storms
121
00:05:32,844 --> 00:05:35,011
catch all kinds of things by surprise.
122
00:05:35,113 --> 00:05:37,480
So, basically, it's been
a frozen gopher shooter.
123
00:05:39,851 --> 00:05:40,851
Poof!
124
00:05:40,919 --> 00:05:42,785
Waah!
125
00:05:42,854 --> 00:05:45,888
Good fun.
126
00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:48,024
Uh, well...
127
00:05:48,126 --> 00:05:49,559
I got something to tell you.
128
00:05:49,661 --> 00:05:51,627
Yes?
129
00:05:51,696 --> 00:05:55,565
Ben asked me and the
kids to move to Chicago.
130
00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:58,267
He got an offer to relocate
the paper to a bigger market.
131
00:05:58,369 --> 00:06:00,236
Wow. Big step.
132
00:06:00,338 --> 00:06:01,537
What'd you say?
133
00:06:01,606 --> 00:06:03,005
Well, I didn't say anything yet.
134
00:06:03,074 --> 00:06:04,574
I wanted to talk to you first.
135
00:06:04,676 --> 00:06:06,709
Well, you have my blessing.
136
00:06:06,811 --> 00:06:10,413
I personally think Lanford's on
the cusp of a renaissance, but...
137
00:06:11,649 --> 00:06:14,350
... if you want to go, it's your call.
138
00:06:14,419 --> 00:06:16,852
Mm. You sure you're okay with it?
139
00:06:16,955 --> 00:06:18,087
Yeah.
140
00:06:18,189 --> 00:06:21,023
I enjoy my privacy, and
you're only an hour away.
141
00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:22,525
All right, pop quiz.
142
00:06:22,627 --> 00:06:24,638
You forget to take your
blood-pressure meds in the morning.
143
00:06:24,662 --> 00:06:25,662
What do you do?
144
00:06:25,763 --> 00:06:27,997
I grab me a handful
of whatever's closest
145
00:06:28,099 --> 00:06:30,399
and wash it down with a beer.
146
00:06:30,501 --> 00:06:32,602
But no pork rinds. Too much salt, right?
147
00:06:34,272 --> 00:06:36,839
All right, you pass. I'm out of here.
148
00:06:36,941 --> 00:06:38,307
Good.
149
00:06:38,409 --> 00:06:39,553
I'm gonna need a break anyway
150
00:06:39,577 --> 00:06:42,111
before Becky moves in with the baby.
151
00:06:42,213 --> 00:06:43,446
You know that's coming.
152
00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,812
I got to rest a minute.
153
00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,814
This kid is only the
size of a blueberry.
154
00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,282
Why am I so tired?
155
00:06:58,351 --> 00:06:59,517
Here.
156
00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,786
You probably need some water.
157
00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,788
Thanks.
158
00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,126
This will be a good park
to bring our baby to.
159
00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,672
It is like the one
where my papa taught me
160
00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,663
how to play soccer in Chihuahua.
161
00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:16,134
Aunt Jackie has done an amazing
job improving your English,
162
00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,202
but a Chihuahua is a dog.
163
00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,507
Chihuahua is where I grew up in Mexico.
164
00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,542
We'll agree to disagree.
165
00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:31,082
I think it is time for you
to have something to eat.
166
00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,184
Aww. That's so thoughtful.
167
00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:37,288
It's, uh, tuna casserole
with potato chips on top.
168
00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:39,791
That's my favorite.
169
00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,826
Yes. Your papa told me.
170
00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:44,896
He say it is part of
your white heritage.
171
00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,672
This is delicious.
172
00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,007
Mm.
173
00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,281
Listen.
174
00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:06,184
I'm sorry it took me so
long to give you a chance.
175
00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:08,986
You're a good guy, Emilio.
176
00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:12,056
And I'm a good person, too. I just...
177
00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:15,326
never imagined my life
would be like this...
178
00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,762
sitting and eating in the park
with the father of my child,
179
00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:20,565
who I barely know.
180
00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,233
That is funny,
181
00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:26,337
because this is what I dreamed
my life would be like...
182
00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:27,972
sitting in a park,
183
00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:31,509
getting to know a strong
and beautiful woman like you
184
00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:33,578
who's about to have my baby.
185
00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:36,981
That is so sweet.
186
00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,750
It is the truth.
187
00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:51,596
Hey.
188
00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,298
Is that my laundry on the
floor out in the hallway?
189
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,767
Yeah. I threw it there.
190
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:59,337
- Have you been drinking?
- Uh, I'll ask the questions.
191
00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:01,372
Explain this.
192
00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,077
This is my phone bill.
Why do you have it?
193
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:09,180
Uh, because if you're
gonna cheat on somebody,
194
00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,682
you should be smart enough to
pay your own damn phone bill
195
00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:14,218
so you're the only person
that has access to it,
196
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:18,456
because the number that comes up
most on that bill is Breastbags.
197
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,893
Breastbags has a PhD
198
00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:24,996
in 16th century music and costuming.
199
00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,465
I call her frequently to be
sure I'm dressed correctly
200
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,801
and humming the right madrigal.
201
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,102
Really?
202
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,404
Because when I talked to her,
203
00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,640
I asked her about the
shirt, and she said,
204
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,709
"Oh, my boyfriend must have
accidentally grabbed it."
205
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,311
You son of a bitch.
206
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,579
Oh, Jackie.
207
00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,548
Oh, Jackie, this is unnecessary.
208
00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:44,849
It doesn't mean anything.
209
00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,818
It doesn't mean anything?
210
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,087
Yes. Yes, I'm with you and not her.
211
00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:53,157
A... a stupid affair doesn't
mean I love you any less.
212
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,592
Don't throw what we have away
213
00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:57,128
by being so narrow-minded
and provincial.
214
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,664
Don't play your mind games with me.
215
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,165
This isn't my fault.
216
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,633
Isn't it, Jackie?
217
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:08,139
Don't let your insecurity
drive away another man.
218
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,041
Oh, my God.
219
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,243
Dan told me you were
taking advantage of me,
220
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,245
and I didn't listen 'cause I was weak.
221
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:19,050
- You're not weak.
- Uh, yo... well, not anymore I'm not.
222
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,985
Oh, ow! Ow! Ow!
223
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,331
- Th... that hurt. That hurt!
- Good!
224
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,833
Well, then that means
I'm doing it right.
225
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,223
Oh, this is beneath you, Jackie.
226
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,757
Beneath me. You're beneath me.
227
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,292
- I trusted you!
- I'm...
228
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,195
- That really hurt.
- Get the hell out!
229
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,430
God.
230
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,564
Aah!
231
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:46,155
Okay, so, nothing is
written in stone yet,
232
00:10:46,224 --> 00:10:50,426
but Ben asked us to move
in with him in Chicago.
233
00:10:50,528 --> 00:10:52,161
What? That's crazy!
234
00:10:52,263 --> 00:10:53,729
Oh, my God!
235
00:10:53,831 --> 00:10:55,665
I love you!
236
00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:56,966
I'm gonna go pack now.
237
00:10:57,035 --> 00:10:59,602
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
I didn't even say yes yet.
238
00:10:59,671 --> 00:11:01,537
Here. Use my phone.
239
00:11:01,639 --> 00:11:03,406
Oh, you're letting
me look at your phone?
240
00:11:03,474 --> 00:11:05,841
I don't like the way you said that.
241
00:11:07,178 --> 00:11:09,645
But if we go back to Chicago,
how are we gonna see our dad?
242
00:11:09,747 --> 00:11:12,848
Oh, well, we'll come visit,
and he can come there.
243
00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,250
What about Grandpa?
244
00:11:14,319 --> 00:11:15,618
He can come see us, too,
245
00:11:15,687 --> 00:11:18,120
and he'll still have
Aunt Jackie and Becky.
246
00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:20,234
Plus, we're leaving the chickens
here to keep him company,
247
00:11:20,258 --> 00:11:21,424
which amuses me to no end.
248
00:11:23,361 --> 00:11:25,461
Did you call a moving company already?
249
00:11:32,303 --> 00:11:34,270
- Hey.
- Hi.
250
00:11:34,339 --> 00:11:35,905
You surprising the kids?
251
00:11:35,974 --> 00:11:38,007
Probably, but I'm gonna
surprise you first.
252
00:11:38,109 --> 00:11:39,208
I broke up with Blue.
253
00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,143
What?
254
00:11:41,245 --> 00:11:42,311
Why?
255
00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:44,814
She wanted kids, and
I just couldn't do it.
256
00:11:44,882 --> 00:11:46,749
Yeah, well, that's a
good call on your part.
257
00:11:46,818 --> 00:11:49,218
Little Moonshine and Epiphany
would have respiratory problems
258
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,354
from all that sage.
259
00:11:51,422 --> 00:11:54,290
She wanted the whole works...
260
00:11:54,359 --> 00:11:56,459
um, marriage, everything.
261
00:11:56,527 --> 00:11:59,929
When you and I did it, I
knew that I wanted it, but...
262
00:11:59,998 --> 00:12:01,731
she's not you.
263
00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:05,434
Don't... don't do this.
264
00:12:05,536 --> 00:12:07,303
You know I'm in a relationship.
265
00:12:07,405 --> 00:12:10,473
I was in one just half an hour ago.
266
00:12:11,776 --> 00:12:13,409
There's a couple of things you can say
267
00:12:13,511 --> 00:12:16,078
to end it right away.
268
00:12:16,147 --> 00:12:19,081
One is "flaky." That'll get a
toaster in the air real quick.
269
00:12:20,084 --> 00:12:22,568
D... David, do you think
you can just come in here
270
00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:24,387
and I'm gonna drop
everything?! Are you high?
271
00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:26,956
A little.
272
00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:30,526
Yes, I'm hoping you will.
273
00:12:32,196 --> 00:12:35,264
Okay, come on.
274
00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:37,233
I did everything I
said I was going to do.
275
00:12:37,335 --> 00:12:39,802
I got a steady job. I'm
in my kids' lives now.
276
00:12:39,904 --> 00:12:41,504
There's no reason...
277
00:12:41,606 --> 00:12:43,339
no reason we should not be together.
278
00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:45,408
I... I can think of one.
279
00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:48,144
Ben just asked me and the kids
to move to Chicago with him.
280
00:12:50,581 --> 00:12:51,781
Okay, tell him no.
281
00:12:52,784 --> 00:12:54,083
Wow.
282
00:12:54,152 --> 00:12:57,053
Are you really gonna bail on me
to move in with some stranger?
283
00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:58,788
You mean like you did with Blue?
284
00:12:58,890 --> 00:12:59,955
Hey.
285
00:13:00,058 --> 00:13:01,824
You said we were done.
286
00:13:01,893 --> 00:13:03,692
That's the only reason
I moved in with her.
287
00:13:03,761 --> 00:13:04,927
And, by the way,
288
00:13:05,029 --> 00:13:07,897
I have a ridiculous tattoo
now that's kind of your fault.
289
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:12,134
It's too late, all right?
290
00:13:12,203 --> 00:13:13,903
Now, the kids are gonna be an hour away,
291
00:13:14,005 --> 00:13:15,071
and I'll just make sure
292
00:13:15,139 --> 00:13:16,650
that you can see them
on a regular basis.
293
00:13:16,674 --> 00:13:19,341
No, hey, I love you.
294
00:13:19,444 --> 00:13:21,744
And you said you would love me forever.
295
00:13:24,382 --> 00:13:26,682
You're going to change
your mind about this.
296
00:13:26,784 --> 00:13:28,818
It's way better to do
it now than two months
297
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,820
after you've moved the kids to Chicago.
298
00:13:32,056 --> 00:13:34,156
Grab your coat. Jackie's in trouble.
299
00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:38,238
The kids are in the kitchen.
300
00:13:38,262 --> 00:13:39,502
Show them that you got a tattoo
301
00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:41,163
so they know it's not cool anymore.
302
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:49,758
Jackie's wasted.
303
00:13:49,827 --> 00:13:51,872
The owner remembered her from
this being the old Lunch Box,
304
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,229
so she's being cool,
305
00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:55,364
but get her out of here,
or I got to take her in.
306
00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:56,632
Thanks, Rog.
307
00:13:56,701 --> 00:13:57,933
I think we got this.
308
00:13:58,035 --> 00:13:59,468
Oh!
309
00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:02,137
It's my family!
310
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:04,206
- You here to eat?
- Sure.
311
00:14:04,308 --> 00:14:06,008
Okay, well,
312
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:09,712
I got to warn you, we
only serve Chinese food.
313
00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:12,681
Got it.
314
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,851
So, uh, you shouldn't be
drinking on the job, right?
315
00:14:15,953 --> 00:14:17,453
No, I should be.
316
00:14:17,521 --> 00:14:18,887
China... other side of the Earth.
317
00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:20,256
It's all opposite.
318
00:14:20,324 --> 00:14:21,957
Okay.
319
00:14:22,059 --> 00:14:23,859
So, what do you recommend?
320
00:14:23,928 --> 00:14:26,462
Oh, not giving your heart away.
321
00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:28,430
Peter was cheating on me.
322
00:14:28,499 --> 00:14:29,732
Oh, I'm so sorry.
323
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:32,534
No. Don't worry. I took care of it,
324
00:14:32,603 --> 00:14:36,338
'cause I explained to him he
was not treating me very well,
325
00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:40,075
and then I whipped the bejeezus
out of him with a towel.
326
00:14:40,177 --> 00:14:41,443
What?!
327
00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:46,693
Hey, how about sitting
down with us for a minute?
328
00:14:46,717 --> 00:14:48,584
Yes, I can take my break now
329
00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:50,452
because I don't really work here.
330
00:14:51,789 --> 00:14:54,189
I used to, though,
331
00:14:54,258 --> 00:14:55,557
me and my sister.
332
00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:57,137
We owned the place.
333
00:14:57,161 --> 00:14:59,595
We called it the Lunch Box.
334
00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:03,198
And it was the last place I was happy.
335
00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:06,969
Your dad... do you know Dan?
336
00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:09,738
Your dad, he was right about Peter,
337
00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:11,407
and I didn't listen.
338
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:14,143
Okay. I got to get these
people their fortune cookies,
339
00:15:14,245 --> 00:15:16,812
'cause it's Chinese food... you know.
340
00:15:16,914 --> 00:15:18,113
All right.
341
00:15:18,215 --> 00:15:20,983
It's so nice of you to
dine with us tonight.
342
00:15:21,085 --> 00:15:22,484
Let's see what you get.
343
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,420
You get,
344
00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:28,590
"You will find happiness and romance."
345
00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:29,925
It's a lie.
346
00:15:30,027 --> 00:15:31,760
It's a lie.
347
00:15:31,796 --> 00:15:34,797
'Cause it's supposed to say
that your sister's gonna die
348
00:15:34,865 --> 00:15:38,233
and that, uh, the guy that
you thought was gonna save you,
349
00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:40,436
he doesn't give a rat's ass about you.
350
00:15:40,538 --> 00:15:42,104
So that's your fortune!
351
00:15:43,774 --> 00:15:46,542
- Okay, time to go. I'll get her purse.
- Yep.
352
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:48,477
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
353
00:15:48,579 --> 00:15:50,913
This place is boring!
354
00:15:50,981 --> 00:15:53,093
Why don't you get in the car?
I'll take you to a better bar.
355
00:15:53,117 --> 00:15:54,416
No. Trick.
356
00:15:54,485 --> 00:15:57,553
Trick! Trick!
357
00:15:57,655 --> 00:16:00,956
It's a trick! It's a...
358
00:16:11,335 --> 00:16:13,235
It's gonna be okay.
359
00:16:13,304 --> 00:16:15,137
Let's leave these folks to their dinner.
360
00:16:15,239 --> 00:16:17,039
Okay.
361
00:16:17,141 --> 00:16:20,142
Oh, brother. You know, it's...
362
00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:22,444
it's not...
363
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,481
It's not the Lunch Box anymore.
364
00:16:29,353 --> 00:16:31,487
Rough night, huh? How's Jackie?
365
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,889
She's sleeping it off.
366
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:36,692
Um, you know, you didn't
have to come over here.
367
00:16:36,794 --> 00:16:40,028
Well, you said you wanted
to talk about Chicago.
368
00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:43,766
Obviously anxious to
hear, so... what's up?
369
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:48,070
Um, I definitely want
to move in with you,
370
00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:50,072
but I just can't leave
my dad alone right now.
371
00:16:50,174 --> 00:16:51,640
He's too vulnerable.
372
00:16:51,742 --> 00:16:53,142
Your dad?
373
00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:57,646
He looks like he could still
be swatting down airplanes
374
00:16:57,748 --> 00:17:00,282
from the top of the
Empire State Building.
375
00:17:00,351 --> 00:17:01,817
I know.
376
00:17:01,886 --> 00:17:04,119
I... it just wouldn't be
fair to move to Chicago
377
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:07,556
and then a couple months later
realize that I should be here...
378
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:08,891
you know, for my dad.
379
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:12,728
So, uh, is this like...
380
00:17:12,797 --> 00:17:14,963
and I don't mean to be morbid, but...
381
00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:18,133
until he dies, or... ?
382
00:17:18,235 --> 00:17:19,868
Could this change?
383
00:17:19,937 --> 00:17:22,171
Oh, no, I mean, it
could definitely change.
384
00:17:22,239 --> 00:17:24,273
I just need time, um, you know,
385
00:17:24,341 --> 00:17:26,742
just to get him used to the idea.
386
00:17:26,811 --> 00:17:29,011
And in the meantime,
I'll... I'll commute.
387
00:17:29,113 --> 00:17:30,579
Yeah.
388
00:17:30,681 --> 00:17:32,214
Yeah, that'll... that'll work.
389
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:34,883
So, are we still on for tonight?
390
00:17:34,952 --> 00:17:36,251
Yes, of course.
391
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,587
- Oh, my God. Why wouldn't we be?
- Okay, all right.
392
00:17:38,656 --> 00:17:40,100
- Well, then, I'll see you later.
- All right.
393
00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:42,057
- I... I love you.
- And I love you.
394
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:52,634
Oh, Aunt Jackie, I
didn't know you were up.
395
00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:54,169
You must feel like hell.
396
00:17:54,271 --> 00:17:55,804
Well, like I've been through hell.
397
00:17:55,906 --> 00:17:57,473
That's for sure.
398
00:17:57,541 --> 00:17:59,842
I've been throwing up kind
of regular this morning.
399
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:03,445
Was I at some Chinese place last night?
400
00:18:03,514 --> 00:18:06,415
'Cause I've got, like, rice everywhere.
401
00:18:10,354 --> 00:18:13,188
You know, I... I just want to say this.
402
00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:16,391
No matter how horrible
things seem right now,
403
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:19,061
you just never know what's
gonna happen tomorrow.
404
00:18:19,129 --> 00:18:23,298
So bad things turn to good,
good things turn to great,
405
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:27,236
great things turn to, uh,
confusing, possibly great,
406
00:18:27,338 --> 00:18:29,004
but also possibly bad.
407
00:18:29,073 --> 00:18:31,206
But if you're lucky,
they could be good things.
408
00:18:31,308 --> 00:18:34,610
I think you went past your point.
409
00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:37,279
Um, I'm okay. Everything's
just coming out.
410
00:18:37,381 --> 00:18:41,450
You know, all the... the...
the toxic mess of my life
411
00:18:41,519 --> 00:18:44,920
that's just been boiling up
ever since your mom passed.
412
00:18:44,989 --> 00:18:47,289
But I just got to work real hard
413
00:18:47,358 --> 00:18:50,959
on why I always look
outside myself for happiness.
414
00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:55,163
Oh, my God.
415
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:57,432
I got a life-coach client in 20 minutes,
416
00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:59,735
and I've got puke in my hair.
417
00:18:59,803 --> 00:19:01,603
And I got no time to take a shower.
418
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,039
- Can I borrow a brush?
- Um...
419
00:19:04,141 --> 00:19:06,141
Hey, Becky, you got
a brush in your purse?
420
00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:07,576
Aunt Jackie needs one.
421
00:19:07,645 --> 00:19:10,479
- Sure.
- Great.
422
00:19:10,581 --> 00:19:12,848
Thanks. I'll get it right back to ya.
423
00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:16,285
Whatcha doing?
424
00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:18,487
Now that I'm getting a
few bucks from Emilio,
425
00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:20,789
I'm replacing all the stuff I took.
426
00:19:20,891 --> 00:19:23,025
Uh, okay, you took Oreos.
427
00:19:23,093 --> 00:19:25,694
Choco-Sandwich Discs are not the same.
428
00:19:27,831 --> 00:19:31,133
- Becky, has Emilio called you?
- No.
429
00:19:32,403 --> 00:19:34,436
I got a message from a
number I don't recognize.
430
00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:35,704
Check it.
431
00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:37,739
I heard there was a
big ICE raid downtown,
432
00:19:37,841 --> 00:19:39,641
and they hit the restaurants.
433
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:42,377
Oh, my... this is ridiculous.
434
00:19:42,479 --> 00:19:44,880
These people are just
trying to have a better life.
435
00:19:44,982 --> 00:19:46,848
He was here illegally, Darlene.
436
00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:49,029
Oh, so you don't have a
problem with what's happening?
437
00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:50,452
I have a big problem.
438
00:19:50,554 --> 00:19:52,921
I like the guy, my daughter's
about to have his baby,
439
00:19:53,023 --> 00:19:54,868
and he may be getting
dragged out of the country.
440
00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:55,958
You think I want that?
441
00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:59,595
Damn it.
442
00:19:59,697 --> 00:20:01,129
It's Emilio, right?
443
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,634
... taking me to Texas
444
00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:08,770
and then turning me over
to authorities in Ju�rez.
445
00:20:08,872 --> 00:20:11,640
I will find a way back
to you and our baby
446
00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:15,344
after a short time in Chihuahua...
447
00:20:15,446 --> 00:20:17,379
the city, not the dog.
448
00:20:23,104 --> 00:20:25,673
So, I just came from
the principal's office,
449
00:20:25,775 --> 00:20:27,608
and I've got bad news.
450
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,076
You're all wrong about me!
451
00:20:29,178 --> 00:20:32,212
I'm getting my article published
in the Sunday Chicago Sun-Times!
452
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,914
- That's fantastic!
- Yeah, Harris!
453
00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:35,616
Congratulations!
454
00:20:35,718 --> 00:20:37,418
Now you have to tell us what it's about.
455
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,764
Okay, it's an article
456
00:20:38,788 --> 00:20:40,854
about how terrible life in Lanford is,
457
00:20:40,956 --> 00:20:43,524
that it's a decaying old town
full of losers and burnouts,
458
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:45,526
and if you live here, it's only
459
00:20:45,628 --> 00:20:48,362
a matter of time until you
become a drunk or a drug addict.
460
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,631
Thank God we're moving to Chicago,
461
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:52,833
because I have burned
some bridges to the ground.
462
00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:56,837
This is my big, "So long,
and screw you, Lanford!"
463
00:20:57,973 --> 00:20:59,073
We have to talk.
464
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,718
- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
33970
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof