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As I said before...

...a man is safe in the shadow
of the flower of the Himalayas.

The light of Asia shines
in my inner being.

Yeah? Well, your inner being
better stand by.

If you come up with more answers
like that...

...you're not gonna be safe
under the shadow of a sequoia tree!

I am the Maharaji Jehru.

You're Harry Sample!
That's the name on the rap sheet!

Perhaps, in a different life.

Now, Harry, you're irritating
Detective Starsky here.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

There's a 19-year-old girl
in the hospital in a coma.

You did it to her and I'm not gonna
let up until you admit it!

- Let go!
- You stay out of this!

Stay out of this!

Not the chair. Starsk, not the chair.

That creep's holding firm.

No, I don't think so.
I think you're starting to get to him.

You get pretty scary
when you get mad.

Almost broke my back in there.

Must be those Bela "Lugoosi" movies
I saw when I was a kid.

Starsky, it's Bela Lugosi.

Well, Lugoosi, Lugosi.
I just hope he cracks soon.

I'm starved.

You might not be hungry
if you ate right.

Well, maybe it's all that organic
Japanese seaweed I had for lunch.

Could've been the sardines you had.

- Isn't it time we went back in there?
- Yeah.

Hey, what about tonight?

Why don't we scramble up
some eggs at my place?

Hey, dinner, not breakfast.
What about some Italian food?

No, I wanna go home.
It's liable to rain.

Hey, I know a great Italian restaurant
down by the docks.

Fantastic. It's run by an old family...

You can smoke if you want, Harry.

It is against the teachings.

You know your rights.
You can have a lawyer.

But I am not guilty.

You know, Harry, I really hate
to see this kind of a thing happen.

You know the last time that
my partner got riled like that...

Yes, but...

...I am innocent.

Oh, Harry, we've got you cold turkey.

Let me explain something
about my partner.

You see,
he's gonna come back in here...

...and he'll be very calm.

He'll apologize. Smile.

And then he's gonna ask me
to go get a cup of coffee for him.

Now, he knows that the cafeteria
in this place is in the basement.

It's gonna take me five or six minutes
to get down there and back up here.

Now, that's a long time to be
in the same room with a man...

...who's as angry as he is.

You understand
what I'm talking about?

I... I am sustained by the faith
of the white snows of India.

Well, I sure hope so.

Well, Harry...

...it seems I got a little excited.

Hope I didn't tangle your chains.

Let me tell you something, Harry.

Hutch and I don't have
anything to do tonight.

And if it's important to you...

...we are willing
to take all night. Right?

- Oh, you got a date tonight, don't you?
- Yeah. Whatever you want to do.

See?

Hey, how about a cup of coffee?

It's your turn. It's his turn.

- You really want a cup of coffee?
- Yeah.

Don't you want a cup of coffee,
Harry?

Hey, hey. Hey, wait a minute.

You're not gonna leave me alone
with this guy, are you?

Well, that's up to you, Harry.

Hey, what's the matter?
You don't like coffee?

All right.

All right.

But you gotta believe me.

I was stoned out of my head.
I didn't know what I was doing.

You guys, you gotta understand.

I mean, she came right for me.
I didn't know what I was doing.

Yeah, okay.

I'm not kidding you, man.
You gotta believe me.

I swear I didn't know what I was doing,
man. This chick just came to me.

This is Detective Hutchinson
in interrogation room 7.

Can you send
a stenographer up here?

We'll have a statement
from Mr. Harry Sample.

Thompson to setbacks,
handoff to Reiter.

Big hole, across the 30...

That's it. Do it, do it, do it, do it!

- Run out of bounds at the 32.
- All right!

And there's the gun ending the first
half with the score: Bulls 24, Stags 17.

Halftime. Boy, this is some great game.

Outcome still in doubt?

No, I told you, this game was taped
last week. The Bulls, they were...

You got me.

What's the matter, Mr. Smart Man?

Mr. Intellectual.

Ain't you ever read one of those books
of yours more than once?

Touché, Joey. Touché.

I just wish that damn phone
would ring.

It will ring.

Yeah, well, it's been three days
already, man. Three days!

I'm not even supposed to be
in this state. I got warrants out on me.

Do what you're told
and you'll have nothing to worry about.

I'll tell you something else.

I think this idea of you wanting to hit
Monte in a restaurant is a little wacko.

It's the only place Monte goes
without his soldiers.

Consequently, Joey, it's the only place
we can get a good shot at him.

So why don't you go back
to your halftime festivities, Joey?

You wouldn't want to miss
your boom-boom girls...

...and your marching bands.

Oh, yeah? Well, it's a lot better than
reading that garbage that you read.

Answer it, answer it!

Yes.

This is Theresa De Fusto.

Yes, Theresa?

Mr. Monte will be here at midnight.

Are you absolutely sure of the time?

Yes. I took the call myself.

He'll be here at 12:00 sharp.

Well, then, in that case,
I want a reservation for two.

Here we go, Joey.

Anything else you want?

You know what I want.

Not tonight, Jimmy.

You're gonna break this little old
linebacker's heart with talk like that.

Well, maybe you'd better call the next
time you come all the way out here.

Please, Jimmy, go home.

Theresa, you've been on me
every minute since I came in.

- Now, if it's something that I've done...
- Oh, no, it's nothing you've done.

I just have problems,
and they're personal.

- You know them?
- No.

Jimmy, please leave.

I wanna close early tonight.

But the old man's still in the kitchen.

He's making a special order
for a special customer.

Jimmy, I'll quit early tomorrow night
and we'll go to a movie.

I wanna be alone tonight.

- How about a little service here, miss?
- Right away.

I'm Tom Lockly. You must be Theresa.
This is my pal.

I trust there's no change
in the schedule.

No, he'll be here at midnight.

Good. Then I think we have
time for a nice dinner.

You are gonna love this place.
I want you to look at the atmosphere.

- Ever seen anything so old?
- Think we can find a table?

Here's a table right here. Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.

- Excuse me.
- Surely.

Now, what's bothering you?
Something bothering you?

Those two geeks that just
walked in the door are cops.

Are you sure?

What do you mean, am I sure?
I told you I got warrants out on me.

It's almost closing time.
We don't have much left.

Whatever you got, I bet it's good...

...even if it's not on the menu.
- You'll have to excuse my friend here.

What would you recommend?

Veal piccata, linguini with clams.

- I'll have the veal.
- I'll have the linguini with clams.

All right, veal and linguini.

- Do you want some wine with it?
- Vino de casa.

Vino de casa, okay.

- What's vino de casa?
- They make it themselves.

- What?
- Wine. House wine.

Oh, hey.

Hey, I told you you'd like this place.

You know what it reminds me of?

The restaurant your grandmother
used to live over when you were a kid.

How'd you know that?

Every time we go
to an Italian restaurant...

...it reminds you of the restaurant
your grandmother lived over.

Yeah, I guess it does.

- I think it's over there.
- What?

The john.

Anybody ever tell you
you're a regular shaft of sunlight?

- Where you going?
- Play some music.

That's all right. It's free.

That's it. They've made us. Come on.

Take it easy. Cover that one.

Don't move.
I have a gun in your back.

Now, put both hands
on top of the machine.

Both hands on top of the machine.

That's right.

Just keep both hands
and don't make any moves.

Now, let's take a walk.

Let's go to the men's room.
Turn around.

Turn around.

Hey, hey, hey!
This must be the place...

You're not gonna make it, friend.

Just wanted a drink.
Didn't want any trouble.

Just do what you're told...

...and maybe nobody else
will have to be hurt.

They said only Monte
would be shot. Only Monte.

It couldn't be helped.

Now, remember,
you have to think of your mother.

Stay where you are.

I don't care what your
business is here tonight.

I'm going over to my partner.

All right, go ahead. Go ahead.

I say we waste him.

If you're gonna blow me away,
you better do it now.

Joey, the man in the kitchen,
he must have heard the shots.

See if he ran away. Joey.

The kitchen!

Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.

I'm right here.

It's okay, buddy. I'm right here.

Hey, Hutch...

Hey, we really goofed, huh?

Did you...? Did you get the bad guys?

More like they got us.

Take it easy. Take it easy, now.

How do I look?

How do I look?

Well, one of them bounced off
that thick skull of yours.

The other one found your shoulder.

- The shoulder?
- Yeah.

- Is that all?
- That's all.

Don't go away.

What, now that I finally
got a waitress?

I locked the old man in the cellar.

He ain't gonna go nowhere.

I gotta get him to a hospital.

You said yourself
it's only a shoulder wound.

Look, I don't know who you are
and I don't know why you're here...

...and right now I really don't care.

What I do know is that my buddy here's
got a bullet in the back.

And unless I get some help
for him now...

...you're gonna have a dead cop
on your hands. Do you understand?

Yeah, hey...

Maybe he's right. We ought
to get out of here while we can.

It's too late to back out now, Joey.

Easy.

Is there any place we can put him?

There's an office back there.
It has a couch in it.

Now, take your partner into the office.

Joey, there's a back entrance.
Take care of it.

And if there's a phone,
pull it out. Go.

- Come on, buddy.
- Where we going?

I'm gonna take you someplace
where you can be comfortable.

- Sounds nice.
- Come on.

Get me some clean towels,
tablecloths, water.

Take it easy, buddy. Take it easy.

Listen, I could put your friend
out of his misery for him.

Get the hell out of here.

Don't forget, cop, when you come out,
I wanna see your hands in the clear.

Easy. No, no, don't move.

Oh, Hutch.

I feel sick.

Just a second.

One more time. One more time.

- Oh, Hutch. Hutch.
- Take it easy. Take it easy.

Hey...

...what happened?

- Would you tell me what happened?
- You got shot, remember?

No kidding.

Oh, my head.

You got a little crease.

Hutch.

- Hutch.
- Where the hell is that girl?

Get in here with that stuff!

Hey, Hutch, you sound like Dobey.

Sorry.

- Here are the things you wanted.
- Put them over there.

Take your hand.
Keep pressure on that.

- What's your name?
- Theresa.

Theresa, some mess you got us into.

What are you talking about?

"Monte. It was only
supposed to be Monte."

I heard you.

You're talking about Vic Monte,
aren't you?

Gangland boss.

- You set him up.
- No.

You set him up, didn't you?

- You don't know how it is.
- Well, then, how is it?

Vic Monte had my brother killed.

Which brings us right back
to my point. You set him up.

Well, they can be very convincing
when they wanna be.

Who can?

Your brother was family, huh?
Take it easy. Take it easy.

- I'm right here.
- Do you think I wanted to get involved?

My brother was a baby.
He wasn't even 20 years old.

Lady, you better understand
what you've got yourself involved in.

Take it easy, buddy. Take it easy.
This is no personal vengeance killing.

Vic Monte is an important
gangland boss...

...and those two men out there
are hired out-of-state killers.

What you have done is put us
right in the middle of a shooting war.

No! No, it's because of my brother.

Now, they said Monte
has to pay, and that's why.

Easy, Starsk, easy.

Easy, now. I want
to pick up your head.

Take it easy. Easy.

Easy. Easy. Besides
killing people for a living...

...I got a feeling those two guys
out there might lie a little too.

- You understand?
- Hey, cop!

Come out here.

What time is Monte arriving?
Theresa, listen to me.

If not for my partner, what about those
people out there, innocent people?

None of them will get hurt.

Don't be stupid. You're safe.

They won't touch you.
You're family.

But do you think
after they've killed Vic Monte...

...they're gonna let the rest
of us walk out of here alive?

Now, what time is he gonna come?

- What time?
- Midnight!

Hey, cop, I'm not gonna tell you
again. Now, come on out here.

Okay. Okay.

Now, listen, you stay in here.

You keep him covered and warm
and keep his face cool.

- Lf he needs me, you call me.
- Yeah.

Hutch.

You came close to being
laid out with your partner.

All right. I take it from here. Go to
the bar, get yourself a drink and relax.

Go, Joey.

- How is he?
- He's still alive.

- Too bad all this had to happen.
- Yeah.

- Where do you want me?
- Take a table up front.

I want you visible from the front door.

So if Vic Monte comes in here,
sees I'm a cop, he'll think he's safe.

- You're intelligent. You put it together.
- Doesn't take much intelligence.

Go.

Hope you like the year.

What's a good-looking bimbo like you
doing with a toad like this?

I work for him. We're going
to Vegas in the morning.

- She's my straight lady. I'm a comic.
- Oh, yeah?

- Sammy Grovner.
- Who?

Sammy Grovner.
Maybe you heard of me.

No, I ain't.

We just played three weeks
at the Galaxy Bowl-a-Rama.

You're really hitting
the big time, huh?

Come on, funny man, tell me a joke.
Make me laugh.

- What?
- Well, that's what you get paid for.

That's what you get paid to do, right?
Tell jokes? Come on, make me laugh.

Come on, tell me a joke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Monte'll walk in and see everybody
having a good time.

He won't think anything's wrong.
Come on, make me laugh.

Well, give me a second to think.

Okay. Okay.

There's this bunch of gangsters,
you see? They're hanging...

- This better be funny.
- Are you trying to get us killed?

- Is that what you're trying to do?
- It's funny. You know it is.

Do I have to sit with him?

You came in with him,
you're gonna have to go out with him.

Hey, that's funny.

Some comic.

Next week you're gonna
be playing car washes.

I think he needs you.

It's gonna be all right. They'll do
what they have to and then leave.

Sure.

- Hey, buddy, how you feeling?
- Hey.

- Yeah. Right here.
- What's happening?

Let me check this out.

Well, it looks like we're sitting
on a bit of powder keg.

- Yeah. Vic Monte.
- Vic Monte?

Yeah.

Those two guys out there...

...are planning to surprise
old Vic with his linguini.

- That's not too good.
- Yeah, I know.

When they're finished with him,
we're next.

You really know how
to cheer a guy up, don't you?

Well, I do my best.
Here, take a bite of that.

- It's awful.
- Yeah? Okay.

What are we gonna do?

What time you got?

Hey, buddy.

No, it's all right. It's all right.

Listen. Here, take my watch.

- Okay.
- All right.

I've synchronized it with
the wall clock there.

Yeah? What are we
gonna do with it?

All right, it's a long shot, but it's
the only chance we got right now.

Joey, the wild man out there?
He's wound up tighter than a drum.

He's ready to explode any minute.

Think you can handle this? Heave
it against that wall over there?

Easy, easy.

- Give it to me.
- Okay.

- Just give it to me.
- All right, now, do it...

...and make a lot of racket.
- Lot of racket.

Hey, hey, listen.

- This reminds me of a film I saw.
- Yeah, what?

You know, the bad guy, you trip him
and his gun slips out of his hand.

You grab... Hey.

- Yeah?
- You got any plans after this is over?

- It's up to you.
- After we get this all wrapped up...

...we'll go down and knock off
a couple of banks in Bolivia.

Okay. Hey...

...when do I throw the first pitch?
- Okay.

Five minutes.

That's gonna give me time
to get back to that table...

...and into position without them
knowing anything's coming down.

- That's 14 minutes before 12.
- Fourteen to 12.

Okay.

Hey, Hutch.

Hey, next time you
want scrambled eggs...

...don't let me talk you out of it.

It's crazy. It's really crazy.

I'm gonna get out of this.

Yeah, but how?
They got us nailed here.

I said me, Sammy.

I'm gonna get me out of this.

It's really nice to know
you can be counted on.

- It's all over for you.
- What are you talking about?

Is Las Vegas all over?

A stinking lounge
in a stinking downtown hotel?

Second bananas
to a second-rate rock group?

- It's still Las Vegas, and it's my shot.
- Stop dreaming, Sammy.

They're gonna pull the curtain down.
Only, not on me. Not on me!

What should I do? Call a cop?

This seat taken?

No, it's our pleasure.

She's quite a number, ain't she?

You want her for later,
she's all yours.

- Don't I do anything for you?
- Him?

Are you kidding?
You ought to see this guy's place.

- Full of books. It looks like a library.
- I'd rather see yours.

Oh, yeah?

Well...

...we could throw the cop
out of the office.

Now?

Why not?

Why not?

Hey, you're really something,
ain't you?

- I could be anything you want.
- You're luck...

- Hold it!
- Cheap tramp!

If you were any kind of a broad,
you'd stick with him...

...whether he was a toad or not!

She thought I fell for that.
She really did.

I suggest you go back
to your table, miss.

Do you mind?

No matter what the move,
it's always the wrong one.

Story of my life.

You know, Sammy's been
good to me. Really good.

So, what do I do?
Tell him to go drown.

Some hood, some two-bit hood,
sees right through me.

I don't know what it is with men.
If I don't kiss them off, they kiss me off.

Why is that? Come on, you're a guy.
Tell me, why is that?

Maybe you have to give a little.

Give a little.
That's funnier than Sammy.

It's not so funny when it's true, is it?

There's one thing I can't figure out.

If Vic Monte is supposed to be
as a big a man as they say he is...

...it don't stand to reason,
him letting anybody get close to him...

...close enough to set him up.

Well, about a month
after my brother was killed...

...some of his friends
came to the house.

- They knew I needed a job, so...
- And they got you this?

They called me three days ago...

...and they told me that it was
Vic Monte who had my brother killed.

They talked
about obligation and honour.

I said I couldn't do it.

And that was when
they mentioned the accident...

...that my mother would have
if I didn't go along with them.

Your mother?

Whatever happens in the next minute,
try to stay out of the way.

Stay out of it.

I've had about as much
as a man can take.

Jimmy, don't!

- Go back and sit down!
- Let go!

Lousy bum. I should've killed you
when I had the chance.

Next time I'm not gonna miss you.

When I get a chance,
I ain't gonna miss you.

You don't get no more
chances, big boy.

- None of you get any more chances.
- Joey, will you shut up?

Take him to the cellar
and lock him up with the old man.

All right, let's go. Move. Move it!

Now, miss, get back to your table.
You two sit over there.

- Stay out of this.
- He's hurt!

Listen, there's no more time
for making choices. You understand?

You're either gonna
help me or you're not.

- What do you want me to do?
- Is there a gun?

- I don't know.
- Theresa, get away from there.

Get these people some food.

While you're in the kitchen,
find out if the old man has a gun.

- Lf he does, where it is.
- Theresa?

Yeah?

I told everybody to sit down.
What are you whispering about?

Well, before your trigger-happy pal
got so excited...

...I thought I heard something
fall back in the office.

I'd like to go check my partner out.

All right, go ahead, but first...

...that empty holster,
get rid of it, now.

The big jerk is locked up.

They say that rain
washes everything clean.

It's gonna take a lot of it
before we're through here.

I'm not hungry.

- Hutch?
- Yeah, I'm right here.

- Hutch?
- I'm right here. I'm right here.

- I'm right here.
- I thought they killed you.

Is that what you were
doing on the floor?

I thought I'd tunnel out, go for help.

- How's your arm?
- It's fine.

Hey, did you get the bad guys?

- I think we still got them with us.
- Oh, terrific.

- You sure your arm's all right?
- Oh, it couldn't be better.

I told you, Gene Autry
gets it there all the time.

- How do I look?
- Oh, you look terrific.

- You bet I do.
- Terrific.

- You want me to sit you up?
- Think you can?

I'll try, you big lug. Come on.

- I'll try to help.
- Move your legs a little for me.

Oh, okay.

Okay, now, just hold it right there.
Hold it right there.

What do you want me to do now?

I'll let you know, okay?

Right now I think we've
got them on the run.

There you go.

- You stay right there and take it easy.
- I ain't going nowhere.

How is he?

He can't feel a thing.
What about the gun?

The old man says
there's sort of a gun.

- Sort of?
- The part where you put the bullets.

- The clip?
- Is in the back of the cash register...

...and the gun is under the bar near the
register, but I don't know if it's good.

He hasn't used it
or cleaned it in years.

There's no way we can find out
till we try it.

If we work together,
I think I can get the clip...

...but you're gonna have to get the gun
and bring it back. Understand?

- Can you do it?
- Yeah, I think I can. Yeah.

Hey, cop.

Get back to your seat.

Don't push me.

I just want a beer. My mouth is dry.

I'll bet it is.

You want a beer, you pay for it.

You tell him, Theresa.
Those cops are all alike.

They're all trying to get
something for nothing.

- How much?
- 50 cents.

My partner's getting the chills.

I'd appreciate it if you'd get him
something warm to drink.

There's some soup already
made out in the kitchen.

- I'll pay for it.
- Okay?

Okay, but make it fast.

I bet the piggy put in a buck in the till
and took out a 10 spot.

- We should have had children.
- What?

If we had kids,
at least someone would care.

A lot of people will care.

The people we know? They won't
remember a month from now.

- That doesn't say much for us, does it?
- It just about says it all.

No matter what I had. I mean, if I had
pneumonia or a broken arm or a boil...

...my mother always gave me
chicken soup.

That's Jewish penicillin.

Maybe there's a Polish joke there
someplace.

Nobody uses Polish jokes
anymore, Sammy.

I guess you're right.

I gotta think of some class material
for Vegas.

I didn't mean it that way. I'm sorry.

I'm always saying and doing
the wrong things.

Listen, in my life, I've made
more mistakes than I can count.

Yeah, so have I.

Sammy, what I did
over there before, that...

That was really
something else, wasn't it?

- I'm sorry.
- Oh, hey, you...

You only did
what you thought was right.

Please, Sammy, don't make me feel
more guilty about it.

Can you say something funny,
make me laugh?

How about...

...I love you?

Isn't that a scream?

Hey! Hey!
What do you got there?

Theresa...

...I'm ashamed of you.
- Why? What's the matter?

It smells so good.
Why didn't you bring me some?

There's some more in the kitchen.

If you want some,
you gotta get it yourself.

Three minutes to 12.

- Yeah, well, this time, I won't miss.
- I think you better get in here.

Hold it, cop!
I want you where I can see you.

I'm going back there
and you're not gonna stop me!

What are you gonna do now,
blow me away?

There's not gonna be time to pick up
the pieces before Monte gets in here.

Oh, beautiful.

Hey, buddy, look what I got.

- Last go-around, huh?
- Yeah.

From what I understand, this thing is as
liable to go off in my face as anything.

Well, you always did want an
excuse to get your teeth capped.

- You know something?
- What?

- You look terrible.
- Hey, don't let me fool you.

- I played Camille in high school.
- Yeah.

Now, there's one more
thing I want you to do.

When I walk out of this room,
those guys watch me like a hawk.

What can I do?

I can't walk out with a gun in my hand
and I can't get a clear shot at them...

...because there are people at this
table. Give me time to get into position.

- You want me to create a diversion.
- Drop a glass, throw a tray, anything.

Hey, Hutch.

Hey. Yeah?

Come here.

I was just kidding about the teeth.

Yeah.

See you.

Theresa, call an emergency operator.

Get the police, an ambulance
and a coroner's wagon down here.

It's all over, partner.

No, it ain't. Hey.

What's that?

I'm hungry.

Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls...

...to answer the
many thousands of inquires...

...as to what
Detective David Michael Starsky...

...has been doing in his off time...

...while recovering
from his gunshot injury...

...I now present...

...the latest graduates of the Sammy
Grovner School of Hilarious Humour:

Starsky and Hutch.

- Hello. I've got a dog without a nose.
- How does he smell?

Terrible.

- I warned you.
- You wanna run out of your own house?

Hear about the woman
who got hurt taking a milk bath?

- No, what happened?
- Cow slipped, fell on her head.

- Hello, hello, hello.
- Hello.

- Do I hear music?
- That's not music. That's just mice.

Mice can't play musical instruments.

Didn't you ever hear
of a "mice-stro"?

Hello. Hear about the guy
going through Customs?

Asked if he had
pornographic literature...

...he said,
"I don't even own a pornograph."

We are killing them. We are knocking
them dead, man, knocking them dead.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Fantastic.

- I told you it'd work.
- Tell you what.

- I'll get them ready for the next set.
- Fantastic.

- Don't forget the gorilla joke.
- I won't forget.

- Good luck.
- You're the tops.

Oh, I love you. I'm knocking them dead.
We are knocking them dead.

If you don't start laughing,
I'm gonna join a club...

...and hit you over the head with it.

Did you ever get the feeling
you're all alone in the world...

...nobody loves you?

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