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I can't believe the mayor's
ex-wife wrote a tell-all book.
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She's ripping him to shreds.
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I'm up to page 27.
I haven't read anything bad.
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Turn the page.
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Ohh!
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Oh, boy.
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I hope nobody writes a book
about how I make love.
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That makes five of us.
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Good morning, everyone!
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I'm reading Helen's book,
and so far, I am lovin' it!
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Let me guess...
you're up to page 27?
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Yeah.
It just keeps getting better.
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I can't wait to read on.
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That whore!
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Caitlin, the mayor's locked
himself in his office.
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He's really upset
about the book.
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Did he read chapter 16?
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That tramp!
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Yes.
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You have to cover
a lunch for him.
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He's meeting
with some Internet millionaire
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about a donation
to the public school system.
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Why do I always have to schmooze
those boring rich people?
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It's Tim connelly.
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Tim connelly!
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He was voted New York's
most-eligible bachelor.
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Don't rub it in.
I'm still not over that.
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He'll be here any minute.
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Right now?!
Oh, how's my hair?
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It looks fine.
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Angie?
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You can use a flip.
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That is better.
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Hi. I'm Tim connelly.
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Hi. I'm Caitlin Moore.
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Hi.
Charlie Crawford.
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Congratulations
on that bachelor thing.
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Thanks.
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I have to fill in
for the mayor.
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The mayor's just eye candy.
This will be better.
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Lunch it is.
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I love lunch.
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Carter, since you decided
to quit smoking,
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you are really � � edgy.
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Why don't you have
some of your nicotine gum?
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I'd like to,
but someone keeps stealing it.
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And I don't know why.
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Nicotine gum
is highly addictive.
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I'll tell ya,
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that new gum I took
from Carter's desk...
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Fantastic!
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And the fun begins.
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How's the mayor holding up?
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Not well.
I'm gonna go talk to him.
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You should know
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when the mayor gets depressed,
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he gets a little weird.
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I can handle it.
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Yeah, he's nude.
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Does he get any weirder?
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Is he wearing
his football helmet?
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No.
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He gets a little weirder.
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How you holding up?
I'm terrible.
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As if her book
isn't bad enough,
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the press is having a field day
with my sex life.
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Read these.
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"Unemployment rises.
Mayor doesn't."
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Ouch!
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"Book sales reach climax
unlike wife."
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That's actually pretty clever.
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"Mayor bad at sex."
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They're not even trying.
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I'm sorry, sir.
I know how hard...
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how difficult this must be.
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I need to make a stand
right here.
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I'm talking full media boycott.
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That's a little extreme.
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Let me tell you how important
it is to have principles.
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It's very important for a man
to have principles!
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You've got that big press event
with the police commissioner.
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You do it.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, I'm not very good
at entertaining big crowds.
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Nothing makes me
more uncomfortable.
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Correction.
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I have to admit.
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I have never enjoyed
a business lunch so much.
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I guess we should thank
the mayor's ex-wife
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for humiliating him
into seclusion.
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How does it feel to accomplish
so much at a young age?
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The money and success are nice.
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But it's meaningless
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if you don't have someone
to share it with.
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Look at those desserts!
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So, um, what are you looking for
in that special person?
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Well, someone who shares
my interests.
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I like Frank capra
movies. Oh, me too!
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I like rollerblading
through central park.
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Me too.
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I lovescience fiction.
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Me...Too.
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Are you a fan
of "galactic mission"?
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It's my favorite.
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Some friends and I are going
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to this "galactic mission"
get-together tonight.
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Want to come?
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I'd love to.
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I'll pick you up
around 8:00.Great.
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I've got to go.
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Or as commander peldron
would say...
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To the edge of the universe...
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And... and...
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Back! Beyond!
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Beyond!
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Psst!
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Looking for this?
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That's Carter's gum.
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You're gonna make me jump
through hoops
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so I can get what I want.
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No.
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Here.
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Jeez, Stuart,
it's not like you to be nice.
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It's nicotine gum.
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I'm enabling your addiction,
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and I'll derive pleasure
from watching you suffer.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
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Oh, yeah!
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Mmm!
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�paul!
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You're the one
that's been stealing my gum!
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Give it back to me.
It's mine.
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Being addicted is not pretty.
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I'm not addicted to it!
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I like the flavor...
And the elegant lifestyle.
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Sir, about this police banquet,
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you sure you're not ready
to come back to work?
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Absolutely.
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This media boycott has given me
the chance to focus on myself...
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to take long walks,
to write in my journal.
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But don't worry. I'm keeping
all my regular appointments.
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Good luck, tonight.
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Don't be afraid
to rub the thighs.
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I think I'll just stick
to the speech.
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How was your lunch?
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Oh, incredible.
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Besides being rich
and gorgeous,
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he's sweet
and down-to-earth.
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And we're going out
on a date tonight.
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Really? What time
is his mom picking you up?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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He's a little young, isn't he?
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Oh, this coming from the guy
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whose last girlfriend left him
to do a semester at sea.
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When that boat gets back,
she'll be a senior.
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Who is it?
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It's Tim.
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I hope I'm not wearing
too much makeup. Mmm.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
It took forever to get a cab.
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I don't know
how I'm gonna get through this.
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You're gonna do great.
Just keep it short.
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In his 35 years of service,
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commissioner o'brien
has performed
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countless acts of heroism
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and has been shot seven times.
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Here to express
the city's gratitude
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is deputy mayor
Charlie Crawford.
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Appreciate it.
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Well, that was easier
than I thought.
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You gotta do more than that.
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Give him
a couple of compliments.
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It's an honor for me
to be here.
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Not just to pay tribute
to commissioner o'brien,
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but to the best damn police
officers in this country.
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Did I say country?
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I meant in the � � � world.
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Believe me, I've spent a lot
of time around police officers.
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Does this look familiar?
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Let's talk about
this great city.
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Media boycott, day one.
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9:35...
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Still not missing spotlight.
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Think I'll readsome...James Joyce.
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No one's the wiser.
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Tonight police
commissioner o'brie n
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was honored by the city.
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The mayor was not availableto present the award.
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No, he was not.
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His absence
went largely unnoticed
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as Charlie Crawfordstole the show.
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9:37...
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Missing spotlight.
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Hey, Charlie.
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Did you see the paper?
You're on the front page.
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Look at that. I am.
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Filling in for the mayor
at these events is great.
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I just came from
the New York film society
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where I met Martin scorsese
and Bobby d.
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You met Robert deniro?
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Are you talkin' to me?
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The line from "taxi driver."
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No, I'm asking you.
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Your left eye wanders
sometimes.
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Roy firestone called from ESPN.
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He'd love for you
to do the show tonight.
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Oh, yes!
I love that show.
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The mayor's media boycott
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is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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Hey, everybody.
Hello, sir.
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Who you looking at?
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What are you doing back, sir?
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Well, I've been thinking,
Charlie.
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As important
as this boycott is,
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I think I've put
too much pressure on you.
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No, no.
Don't worry about me.
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I'm willing to suck it up.
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Firestone wants you
at 6:00.
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You're doing firestone?
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I couldn't subject you to that.
I better do the show.
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As selfless as that is, sir,
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I'll make the greater sacrifice
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and allow you to continue
the boycott.
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This boycott has already caused
enough suffering.
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It ends today!
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Didn't you say
it's important for a man
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to stick to his principles?
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Okay,
you do the television show,
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and thank you
for being so selfless.
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Anything for you, sir.
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Charlie doing firestone.
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I'm stuck writingin
stupid journal.
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So, Caitlin,
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I hear your new boyfriend's
a Sci-Fi geek.
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Yeah, that's pretty weird.
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Hey, Tim happens to be
a great guy
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who has one quirky interest.
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It's no weirder than the way
you obsess about football.
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At least football fans
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don't paint their faces
weird colors.
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At least the players
don't wear odd helmets.
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Football is played on earth!
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Caitlin, hi.
Hi!
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These are for you.
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Thank you.
They're beautiful.
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Listen, I was wondering
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if you'd like to have dinner
and maybe see a show.
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A show about...Outer space?
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No.
Something on Broadway.
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Is there a show
about outer space?
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Broadway's fine.
Let's do that.
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And listen,
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I know I caught you
off-guard last night
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wearing that outfit.
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I'm glad you said that.
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It was presumptuous
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to show up
in my mating plumage.
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I had a really great time
with you.
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Oh, me too.
259
00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:19,021
I could listen to talk about
backtar federation all night.
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I think backtar
has the most beautiful anthem.
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I was just singing it
in my car this morning.
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Hey, are you free tonight?
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Sure.
What did you have in mind?
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The closing night of the
"galactic mission" convention.
265
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Ohh, it's over already?
266
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Yeah, I know.
It's a bummer.
267
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But we'll go out in style.
268
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I'll see you later.
269
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Okay.
270
00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:48,425
Since when are you
such a huge fan of Sci-Fi?
271
00:13:48,429 --> 00:13:50,255
I'm not.
I really like Tim,
272
00:13:50,257 --> 00:13:52,145
and I want to share
his interests.
273
00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:54,131
You know,
the way you only date women
274
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,274
who share your interest
in being naked.
275
00:13:56,277 --> 00:14:01,576
It would be awkward
if I were the only one.
276
00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:06,106
Paul, time for
our willpower meditations.
277
00:14:06,109 --> 00:14:08,250
Quitting won't be easy,
but we can together.
278
00:14:08,252 --> 00:14:10,319
Just a minute!
279
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:21,237
Come in.
280
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:24,355
You've been chewing.
281
00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:25,521
No.
282
00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:27,948
Don't lie to me.
I can smell mint.
283
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,594
Your breath, your fingers,
your clothes.
284
00:14:30,597 --> 00:14:32,643
Paul, you reek of freshness.
285
00:14:32,646 --> 00:14:35,228
It's got me, man.
It's calling me.
286
00:14:35,231 --> 00:14:36,490
�paul!
287
00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:37,624
You can do this.
288
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,642
Together we can beat
this demon.
289
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:42,003
After this cigarette...
290
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:46,006
One more
and then we beat the demon.
291
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:02,312
We have a cryon hottie
in vector 12.
292
00:15:03,595 --> 00:15:06,585
Uh, are you entering
the atmosphere right now?
293
00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:08,390
'Cause you are burning up.
294
00:15:11,002 --> 00:15:13,646
Bengat�!
295
00:15:13,649 --> 00:15:15,065
Sorry about that.
296
00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:17,712
Listen, I've got a big surprise
for you.
297
00:15:17,715 --> 00:15:18,910
Really?
298
00:15:18,912 --> 00:15:20,265
For the closing ceremony
299
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,408
you are singing
the backtarian anthem.
300
00:15:22,411 --> 00:15:25,308
You seemed so sad that
this was the last night.
301
00:15:25,311 --> 00:15:27,378
I thought
it might cheer you up.
302
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,013
Oh!
303
00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:32,336
A thousand kremnoids.
304
00:15:32,338 --> 00:15:34,605
Stuart... Stuart!
305
00:15:34,608 --> 00:15:36,842
You're a Sci-Fi geek?
306
00:15:36,845 --> 00:15:38,293
Me? No.
307
00:15:38,295 --> 00:15:41,160
I just come here to meet
hot alien chicks.
308
00:15:41,163 --> 00:15:44,217
Zelgants need a male
and two females to mate,
309
00:15:44,221 --> 00:15:45,826
and a lot of these women
310
00:15:45,828 --> 00:15:48,094
take this stuff very seriously.
311
00:15:48,096 --> 00:15:51,181
Stuart, you've gotta help me.
312
00:15:51,185 --> 00:15:54,711
Tim has arranged for me
to sing the backtarian anthem.
313
00:15:54,715 --> 00:15:56,416
Ah, so beautiful.
I can't wait.
314
00:15:56,418 --> 00:15:58,652
But I don't know it
and I can't tell him that
315
00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:00,356
so you've gotta teach it to me.
316
00:16:00,358 --> 00:16:01,678
Okay. Okay.
317
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,482
It involves a number
of elaborate hand gestures.
318
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:05,902
And there are no lyrics.
319
00:16:05,904 --> 00:16:08,201
It's basically
a series of shrill noises
320
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:10,218
that sound kind
of like, well...
321
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,637
Do you remember the time
322
00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:14,205
Paul tried to hurdle
that parking meter?
323
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,077
Welcome back to the show.
I'm Roy firestone.
324
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,409
We're here to discuss
New York sports and politics
325
00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:28,110
with deputy mayor
Charlie Crawford.
326
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,349
Welcome, Charlie.
Thanks, Roy.
327
00:16:30,351 --> 00:16:33,404
Well, Charlie, you've obviously
made quite a splash
328
00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:34,761
in the media lately.
329
00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:37,565
Well, for me, Roy,
it's all about the work,
330
00:16:37,568 --> 00:16:39,174
not the glitzy lifestyle.
331
00:16:39,176 --> 00:16:42,828
I was saying the same thing
this morning to Marty scorsese.
332
00:16:42,832 --> 00:16:45,287
Any thoughts
on the mayor's boycott?
333
00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:47,933
Well, to him
it's a matter of principle.
334
00:16:47,936 --> 00:16:50,960
This is not a man
who belongs in the spotlight.
335
00:16:50,963 --> 00:16:53,071
Hey, everybody.
336
00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:55,530
This is...
this is a surprise.
337
00:16:55,533 --> 00:16:58,084
Ladies and gentlemen,
the mayor of New York.
338
00:16:58,087 --> 00:17:00,100
Nice to see you.
Good to see you.
339
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,960
I was just in the neighborhood.
340
00:17:01,963 --> 00:17:04,040
You were in Bristol,
Connecticut.
341
00:17:04,042 --> 00:17:05,238
Would you join us?
342
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,199
Well,
I'm a busy, busy, busy man.
343
00:17:08,202 --> 00:17:09,145
Yeah.
344
00:17:09,147 --> 00:17:11,476
Okay, let's do that.
345
00:17:11,479 --> 00:17:14,030
I have to ask you
about your ex-wife's book.
346
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,961
That's one subject
I refuse to talk about.
347
00:17:16,964 --> 00:17:18,506
I can understand that.
348
00:17:18,508 --> 00:17:21,183
Charlie, let's talk
about your football career.
349
00:17:21,186 --> 00:17:23,925
I understand you were
quite a star in high school.
350
00:17:23,928 --> 00:17:27,046
I once played an all-star game
with emmitt Smith.
351
00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:30,198
I once was at a cocktail party
with Emma Thompson.
352
00:17:30,201 --> 00:17:33,380
We did have emmitt Smith
on our show last week...
353
00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:35,241
he was telling me
the funniest story...
354
00:17:35,243 --> 00:17:39,871
according to my wife's book,
I'm not good in bed.
355
00:17:39,876 --> 00:17:43,907
So, uh, so maybe you want to
talk about this book.
356
00:17:43,911 --> 00:17:45,811
If that's what
they want to hear.
357
00:17:47,094 --> 00:17:49,895
Let's talk about me
at the police banquet.
358
00:17:49,898 --> 00:17:52,542
The people
might find that interesting.
359
00:17:52,545 --> 00:17:55,694
Not as interesting
as my addiction to painkillers
360
00:17:55,698 --> 00:17:56,831
in the '70s.
361
00:17:58,817 --> 00:18:01,871
When you sing the anthem,
don't forget to do the gestures.
362
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,668
If you're setting me up
to look like a fool...
363
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,789
Why would I want to?
364
00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:07,892
Why would you tell Paul
365
00:18:07,894 --> 00:18:09,720
the governor's ball
was a toga party?
366
00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:11,923
Caitlin, are you ready?
367
00:18:13,536 --> 00:18:16,503
Guess you'll
just have to trust me.
368
00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:20,152
Intergalactic comrades...
369
00:18:20,155 --> 00:18:23,114
Please welcome a new member
to our crew...
370
00:18:23,117 --> 00:18:25,417
lieutenant Caitlin Moore.
371
00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:32,190
* aah aah
372
00:18:32,193 --> 00:18:34,523
* aah aah aah aah
373
00:18:34,526 --> 00:18:38,587
* aah aah aah aah
374
00:18:38,591 --> 00:18:40,542
* aah aah aah aah
375
00:18:40,544 --> 00:18:42,560
* aah aah
376
00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:43,979
* aah aah
377
00:18:43,981 --> 00:18:46,280
* aaaaah
378
00:18:48,991 --> 00:18:50,408
aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
379
00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:50,909
Aah! Aah!
380
00:18:53,152 --> 00:18:54,918
She's a keeper.
381
00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:04,323
Charlie...
382
00:19:04,325 --> 00:19:07,600
I want to apologize for
ambushing you on that show.
383
00:19:07,603 --> 00:19:10,909
I didn't want to admit it,
but I... I don't know...
384
00:19:10,913 --> 00:19:12,674
I really miss the attention.
385
00:19:12,676 --> 00:19:15,857
To be honest, I started
feeling jealous of you.
386
00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:17,213
I know, sir.
387
00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:18,663
I was that transparent?
388
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:22,160
No.
I found your journal.
389
00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:25,122
By the way,
that dream about your mother...
390
00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:28,244
you might want to
talk to someone about that.
391
00:19:28,247 --> 00:19:31,237
Well, what happened was...
392
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,443
not me, sir.
393
00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:36,060
I really enjoyed being
in the spotlight.
394
00:19:36,063 --> 00:19:38,739
Don't worry, Charlie.
Your time will come.
395
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,473
A bit of advice...
396
00:19:40,475 --> 00:19:42,300
try to stay grounded.
397
00:19:42,303 --> 00:19:45,073
Mr. Mayor, my phone's
been ringing off the hook.
398
00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:47,562
I got 30 reporters
who want to talk to you
399
00:19:47,565 --> 00:19:49,108
about your sexual problems.
400
00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:52,411
I'm back, baby.
401
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,972
Hi, Caitlin.
402
00:19:58,974 --> 00:20:01,619
Stuart tells me Tim made
you sing an alien anthem
403
00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:03,622
at the science-fiction
convention.
404
00:20:05,089 --> 00:20:08,362
Your life's
really coming together.
405
00:20:08,366 --> 00:20:10,067
Hey, I had fun,
406
00:20:10,069 --> 00:20:12,902
and I am not gonna let you
rain on my parade.
407
00:20:12,905 --> 00:20:15,455
If you'll excuse me,
Tim's taking me dancing.
408
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,725
Gotta bengat�.
409
00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:29,985
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
410
00:21:30,035 --> 00:21:34,585
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