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Ok, Caitlin and I are off
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to the campaign finance
symposium in San Francisco.
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Mike, when you're there,
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will you pick me up
an "I love New York" t-shirt?
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You can get one of those
at any corner in the city.
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If you don't want
to get me one, just say so.
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Cheapskate.
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Where's Carter?
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He didn't have any luck
getting the city to revoke
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that chemical company's
waste-disposal license,
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so he's staging
a hunger strike.
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When did Carter get passionate
enough about toxic waste
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to go on a hunger strike?
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When he tried on
his bathing suit
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for his trip to Barbados.
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So, Mike, you and Caitlin
are going away for the weekend?
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Don't you think that's gonna be
a little awkward?
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Why? Just 'cause I tried to run
over her fianc? with a bus?
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Uh, yeah.
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Caitlin has made it
abundantly clear to me
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that she's very interested.
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She just has a few issues
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with my morality,
my ethics, my integrity.
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Girl stuff.
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[BREATHLESSLY]
Mike, I'm ready.
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For what, armageddon?
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Caitlin, will you bring me back
an "I love New York" t-shirt?
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- Sure, James.
- Thank you.
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We're gonna miss our flight.
Let's go.
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Unh-unh, here.
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I am nothing
if not a gentleman.
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Nyah!
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They have wheels, Mike.
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I'm sure they do.
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Huhh!
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Oooooh.
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You want to have them
just bring the car around?
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Okay, this speech
is very, very important.
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I have to show
the computer industry
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how much I value
and respect them.
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In short, I have to kiss
some serious geek ass.
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All right, now,
let's get started.
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I wanted to open with, uh...
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ah, darn light bulb.
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Janelle!
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Light bulb went out!
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Oh, I'll call maintenance.
I think Tony's on today.
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Tony?
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No, no, no.
Never mind.
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He always makes me feel
like such a wimp.
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You should've seen
the look he gave me
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the last time he came up
to reload my stapler.
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We don't need maintenance.
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We are three strong,
smart, able-bodied men.
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We will change
our own light bulb.
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Guys, that's a 20-foot ceiling
with a recess bulb.
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Are you saying
we can't do it?
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I'm saying you're important
public servants on a deadline,
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and there are better ways
for you to spend your time.
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That sounds like
a challenge.
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Oh, God.
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We will not allow
pelico industries
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to pollute our environment!
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We must force them
to meet with us
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and negotiate!
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Dude, that thing's
a little loud.
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Sorry.
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I know you're cold!
I know you're hungry!
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Still pretty loud, man.
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But let's remember
why we're here!
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You could probably
just talk.
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But I like the bullhorn.
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Stuart...
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What are you doing?
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You can't show up
at a hunger strike with food!
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It's an insult to all these
people who sacrificed their...
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is that jelly?
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Custard.
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Ooh.
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They need you at city hall
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for the neighborhood-watch
meeting.
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I can't right now.
I'm leading a protest.
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I'll cover for you.
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Yo lead a protest?
Don't make me laugh.
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Ha ha...
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ha ha ha ha ha!
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All right, people, let's go.
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Time for another chant.
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We... Will...
Not be ignored anymore.
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Come on!
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We... Will...
Not be ignored anymore.
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ALL: [UNENTHUSED] We... Will...
Not be ignored anymore.
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We... Will...
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whoa, whoa, whoa.
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People,
chant with your hearts.
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It doesn't really flow.
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Can we lose "anymore"?
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Uh, no.
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"Anymore" indicates
repetitive behavior.
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How about "won't"
instead of "will not"?
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Contractions are a crutch,
my friend.
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You suck at this.
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You gotta make it catchy.
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Let's go, mets!
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ALL: Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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- Let's go, mets!
- Bing!
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- Let's go, mets!
- Yeah!
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- Let's go, mets!
- Zing!
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- Let's go, mets!
- Whee!
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[PAPER RIPPING]
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Are you nervous?
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No, I'm just making
confetti.
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You know,
in case we make it.
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Are you afraid of flying?
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No, Mike,
I'm not afraid of flying.
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I'm afraid
of crashing and dying.
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That's funny, 'cause...
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I was just thinking about that
this morning.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I was thinking that
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if this plane crashes on the way
to San Francisco...
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Do we get Miles
for the full trip?
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Funny, Mike.
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Just a little
plane-crash humor.
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You know, lighten the mood.
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So, you and me, San Francisco.
A romantic getaway.
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What'd you tell Trevor?
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It's not a romantic getaway.
It's a business trip.
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That's all.
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Did you say it like that?
'Cause I bought it.
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When are you gonna accept
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that Trevor and I
are getting married?
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Oh, I don't know, Caitlin.
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Maybe when
you stop making out with me.
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I'm sorry about that.
That was my fault.
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It was a moment of weakness.
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What are you saying?
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Are you saying
that there's no attraction?
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Of course there is,
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but I'm getting married.
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What do you want to do,
lock ourselves in a hotel room,
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have sex for three days
just for the hell of it?
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Okay, that was
a trick question.
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Look, that's not
what this is about.
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I want to be with you.
You want to be with me.
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I don't.
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How can you say that?
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What about the hospital?
What about the kissing?
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We were all over each other.
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I was confused.
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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Oh. Um, can I get
a champagne?
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Uh... uh, maybe
a bloody Mary.
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You know what?
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Maybe just plain water.
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Watch out.
She's confused.
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Pucker up.
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Hey, baby.
What's your sign?
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It says, "less dumping,
more planting."
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That's pretty good,
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but I think
it should rhyme.
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How about "less dumping,
more humping"?
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, you're just cranky
'cause you're hungry.
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I got doughnuts!
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Stuart, you are undermining
the spirit of this rally.
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Don't you understand that pelico
industries is responsible
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for the extinction
of four species of woodpecker?
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Ha ha ha. Woodpecker.
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Stuart.
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I'm sorry.
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I just hope all this toxic waste
doesn't hurt the titmouse.
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Make way.
Make way.
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Clear the way.
Cars comin' through.
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I said, "make way."
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Hey, don't push me.
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I said, "clear the way,"
hippie.
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Hold this.
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Don't push me.
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Oh, you're
a tough guy now, huh?
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I'm a civil servant!
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[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Paul, you and I
hold the ladder.
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James, you climb up
and change the bulb.
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Excellent.
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All right.
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Could somebody
hand me the bulb?
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I got it.
I got it.
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Waaah!
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[CRASHING]
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Ooh, that's fascinating.
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That is riveting.
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Fascinating, riveting stuff.
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Okay, Mike, what?
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Oh. Well...
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well, if you must know,
little miss curious,
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it's a couples'
compatibility test.
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Mike, we're not a couple.
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Question one...
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"do you find your partner"...
that would be me...
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"a... not attractive,
b... average,
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or c... very attractive"?
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Right.
Better pencil in "d"...
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"give me a bib.
I'm drooling."
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Mike, give it a rest.
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We're not compatible.
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We will never be compatible.
We are not meant to be.
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Caitlin, I think
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that's for the in-flight
magazine to decide.
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Fine.
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If you're not willing
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to put the time into this
relationship that it needs,
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maybe we should
just see other people.
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Mike...
I'm marrying other people.
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The fight against industrilgiant pelico industries
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was taken to a new level today.
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What had beena lackluster hunger strie
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was suddenly transformed
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into an explosive displayof civil disobedience
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under the leadershipof this man...
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Here it comes, baby.
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...Stuart bondek.
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What?!
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Get out of town!
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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ALL: Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Bondek stepped into save the cause
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after former leader,Carter Heywood,
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couldn't sustaina hunger strike
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he insistedhis supporters take part I.
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I'm hypoglycemic!
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I can't believe pelico
wants to meet with you.
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I've done my share
of activism.
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When they were gonna shut down
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any strip joint
within 10 blocks of a school,
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who was out there
trying to close the schools?
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You're a regular
Malcolm X... Xx.
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There's a Rebecca Anthony from
village voi on the phone.
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I'll call her back. You're gonna be
interviewed by the village voice?
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I guess. Why are you
getting so worked up?
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I've been working for that
all my life.
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Imagine how you'd feel
if I were interviewed by juggs.
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That does it.
I'm calling pelico industries.
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To say what?
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To say Stuart is a lying,
attention-grabbing fraud,
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and that
I'm the real activist!
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You could derail
the whole negotiation.
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I don't care. They should be
negotiating with me.
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Carter,
what's more important...
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the cause
or personal recognition?
261
00:10:53,141 --> 00:10:55,776
The cause.
262
00:10:55,691 --> 00:10:57,925
And what
would you rather do...
263
00:10:57,856 --> 00:10:59,657
get thanks or help people?
264
00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:02,712
Help people!
265
00:11:02,604 --> 00:11:04,638
Well, with James out,
266
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,315
looks like we obviously don't
have enough guys to do this.
267
00:11:07,225 --> 00:11:08,457
Let me call maintenance.
268
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:09,235
Oh, no.
269
00:11:09,231 --> 00:11:11,432
Now it's personal.
270
00:11:12,927 --> 00:11:14,628
You know how Tony
changes bulbs?
271
00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:16,185
He's got
this long, metal pole
272
00:11:16,145 --> 00:11:18,347
with this rubber hand thing
at the end.
273
00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,881
Sounds like something
Stuart might have.
274
00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:23,866
I've got something like that
right here.
275
00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:28,469
It's a golf-ball grabber.
276
00:11:34,115 --> 00:11:35,481
No.
277
00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:38,389
No, I can't get it.
The fingers are too big.
278
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,881
Take the rubber thingies off.
279
00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:40,816
Perfect.
280
00:11:40,806 --> 00:11:42,173
Oh, there you go.
281
00:11:42,143 --> 00:11:45,579
You see, it's much skinnier
with just the metal.
282
00:11:47,401 --> 00:11:48,667
Oh, yeah.
283
00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:51,511
Oh, yeah.
It fits like a plug in a socket.
284
00:11:51,414 --> 00:11:53,116
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
285
00:11:53,072 --> 00:11:55,173
Aahh! Get me out!
Get me out!
286
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:08,962
If you want a shoulder
to cry on, I'm right here.
287
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,012
I know how you are
with sad movies.
288
00:12:10,946 --> 00:12:14,348
Mike, it's "die hard 3."
289
00:12:14,227 --> 00:12:17,897
I mean,
sad if you're pro-terrorist.
290
00:12:17,764 --> 00:12:19,598
Mike, your little ploys
aren't gonna work,
291
00:12:19,549 --> 00:12:20,649
so would you please stop?
292
00:12:20,632 --> 00:12:21,899
You know, I...
293
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:25,176
I don't know
what you're talking about.
294
00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,394
Mike, 10 minutes ago,
295
00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:29,269
you asked me to check
if your tongue tasted funny.
296
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:31,538
Like you weren't
leading me on
297
00:12:31,464 --> 00:12:34,566
with that whole
"what time is it" thing.
298
00:12:34,459 --> 00:12:37,161
Let me be absolutely clear.
299
00:12:37,073 --> 00:12:41,342
You and I will never
get physical again.
300
00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:43,749
[BELL DINGS]
301
00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:48,021
All right.
Now I'm getting mixed signals.
302
00:12:47,936 --> 00:12:50,504
Please, Mike,
I hate turbulence.
303
00:12:50,422 --> 00:12:52,523
I'm really scared right now.
304
00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:54,628
Okay, okay, okay.
What can I do?
305
00:12:54,563 --> 00:12:57,065
Just, um,
just keep talking.
306
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,151
All right. Okay.
307
00:12:58,131 --> 00:13:00,400
Listen, out...
out of millions of flights,
308
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:03,632
not one plane has ever crashed
because of turbulence.
309
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:04,316
Really?
310
00:13:04,313 --> 00:13:05,480
No, no, no.
311
00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:07,595
Because turbulence
is caused by warm air,
312
00:13:07,531 --> 00:13:09,432
which actually
lifts the plane up.
313
00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:12,012
So, you know, if you want
to worry about something,
314
00:13:11,927 --> 00:13:13,862
worry about floating up
into space.
315
00:13:13,807 --> 00:13:15,741
You're making this all up,
aren't you?
316
00:13:15,687 --> 00:13:16,621
No, no.
317
00:13:16,611 --> 00:13:18,045
Check the facts.
318
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,781
Apollo 11 started out
319
00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:22,602
as a delta flight
out of Chicago.
320
00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:25,641
Thank you, Mike.
You're very sweet.
321
00:13:37,226 --> 00:13:39,460
You're right.
322
00:13:39,392 --> 00:13:42,293
It doe taste funny.
323
00:13:46,529 --> 00:13:49,831
STUART: Carter, look...
it's a rabbit.
324
00:13:51,276 --> 00:13:55,947
Here comes another rabbit.
325
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,336
Stuart! This negotiation
is very important.
326
00:13:58,253 --> 00:14:00,254
Here's what I want you
to say...
327
00:14:00,197 --> 00:14:02,932
Carter, I am so sick
of your superior attitude!
328
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,442
I told you, I'll handle it!
329
00:14:04,403 --> 00:14:06,270
Good afternoon.
330
00:14:06,219 --> 00:14:07,386
Afternoon.
331
00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:10,067
What's the doughnut guy
doing here?
332
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:12,480
I'm hypoglycemic!
333
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,335
All right, Mr. bondek,
we're all reasonable men here.
334
00:14:15,235 --> 00:14:16,902
And with the merger coming up,
335
00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:19,095
we can't afford
any more bad publicity.
336
00:14:19,027 --> 00:14:21,996
So we're prepared
to cut our waste output by 25%.
337
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,062
25%?
338
00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:26,277
25% is reasonable?
339
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:30,389
So you're basically
signing a death warrant
340
00:14:30,305 --> 00:14:32,273
for 75%
of the chubby Chucks?
341
00:14:32,217 --> 00:14:33,884
Woodpeckers.
342
00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:36,277
Whatever.
343
00:14:36,201 --> 00:14:41,304
How about... I take 25%
of your briefcase?!
344
00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:43,908
Or 25% of your muffin?!
345
00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:50,161
Or how about
I take 25% of your tie?!
346
00:14:52,098 --> 00:14:53,365
How am I doing?
347
00:14:53,342 --> 00:14:55,642
I like the tie thing.
348
00:14:55,571 --> 00:14:57,605
It just came to me.
349
00:14:57,547 --> 00:14:59,948
- Mr. bondek...
- That's Mr. bondek to you.
350
00:14:59,873 --> 00:15:01,874
Okay, Mr. bondek.
351
00:15:01,816 --> 00:15:03,751
How about 40%?
352
00:15:03,696 --> 00:15:05,430
- 50%.
- Okay, 50%.
353
00:15:05,384 --> 00:15:06,851
You took too long. 60%!
354
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,220
Fine. 60%.
355
00:15:09,145 --> 00:15:10,978
70%. 80%.
356
00:15:10,928 --> 00:15:12,228
Deal!
357
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,270
Let's go, Carter.
358
00:15:14,306 --> 00:15:15,239
Boy.
359
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:17,798
And we'll take these, too.
360
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,283
Mmm.
361
00:15:25,743 --> 00:15:27,144
[BELL DINGS]
362
00:15:27,114 --> 00:15:30,248
[SIGHS]
Thank God that's over.
363
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,774
I'll admit that kissing you
364
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:34,736
isn't the best way to tell you
I'm not interested,
365
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,767
but the fact remains...
I'm engaged.
366
00:15:36,704 --> 00:15:40,539
Yeah, well,
you're not very good at it.
367
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,667
[SIGHS]
368
00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:45,411
I... I was scared.
I lost my head.
369
00:15:47,455 --> 00:15:48,421
I get it.
370
00:15:48,411 --> 00:15:49,611
So whenever you're scared,
371
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:52,057
you just make out
with the guy nearest to you.
372
00:15:51,979 --> 00:15:54,381
You're gonna make some mugger
very happy.
373
00:15:54,305 --> 00:15:56,606
I don't expect you
to understand.
374
00:15:56,535 --> 00:15:58,003
I'm not even sure I do.
375
00:15:57,969 --> 00:16:00,670
Maybe it was the turbulence.
I don't know.
376
00:16:00,582 --> 00:16:03,083
I can't talk about this
right now.
377
00:16:05,075 --> 00:16:07,844
Hey...
378
00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:09,951
Here's a finski.
379
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:13,221
Go find me some choppy air.
380
00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:15,338
Hey.
381
00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:16,671
Hey.
382
00:16:16,736 --> 00:16:20,104
Why are you so depressed?
You won.
383
00:16:19,986 --> 00:16:22,287
No, you won.
384
00:16:22,216 --> 00:16:23,583
What difference
does that make?
385
00:16:23,554 --> 00:16:25,655
The important thing is
we saved a hummer bird.
386
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,760
Woodpecker!
387
00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:28,440
You don't even care,
388
00:16:28,396 --> 00:16:31,833
and you're still better at this
than me.
389
00:16:31,711 --> 00:16:32,911
No, I'm not.
390
00:16:32,889 --> 00:16:35,858
You said it yourself.
I got lucky.
391
00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:39,160
Come on! Carter!
392
00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:44,075
Who forced the cafeteria
to serve dolphin-safe tuna?
393
00:16:43,881 --> 00:16:44,949
I did.
394
00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:46,533
That's right.
395
00:16:46,493 --> 00:16:48,828
And who made landlords
remove lead paint
396
00:16:48,756 --> 00:16:51,090
from low-income housing
all over the city?
397
00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:52,518
I did. [SIGHS]
398
00:16:52,484 --> 00:16:53,751
That's right.
399
00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:56,227
And who was that blond guy
in my bathrobe this morning?
400
00:16:56,212 --> 00:16:59,214
Jeff.
401
00:16:59,111 --> 00:17:01,546
So who's
the real activist here?
402
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,636
Come on.
403
00:17:03,571 --> 00:17:05,705
It's not me.
404
00:17:06,821 --> 00:17:09,822
It's not Jeff.
405
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,220
So...
406
00:17:11,186 --> 00:17:13,120
Who is the activist?
407
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,066
Who is the activist?
408
00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:17,245
Who is the activist?
409
00:17:19,024 --> 00:17:20,291
I am.
410
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,443
Come on, you can't hide in there
the whole flight.
411
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,343
Open up.
412
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,399
Sir...
413
00:17:26,383 --> 00:17:28,385
There's another bathroom
at the back.
414
00:17:28,327 --> 00:17:29,895
Oh, yeah.
I'd never make it.
415
00:17:29,857 --> 00:17:32,324
Hey, you're the one
who gave me the whole can.
416
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:36,409
What is it?
417
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,456
I need to talk to you.
418
00:17:41,868 --> 00:17:44,102
Mike, as romantic a setting
as this is,
419
00:17:44,035 --> 00:17:45,969
I told you,
I'm not interested.
420
00:17:45,914 --> 00:17:47,515
This isn't about sex.
421
00:17:47,476 --> 00:17:49,910
Good. How do people
even do that in here?
422
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,467
It's easy.
423
00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:53,294
You put one hand on the sink,
one hand on the wall,
424
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:54,476
foot up on the toilet.
425
00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:55,619
I mean, probably.
426
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,635
Look, you're making
a huge mistake.
427
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,076
Mike...
428
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,976
there's obviously chemistry
between us.
429
00:18:00,921 --> 00:18:03,322
You can't just ignore that
and marry someone else.
430
00:18:03,247 --> 00:18:04,748
I have given this
a lot of thought.
431
00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:05,913
We're attracted to each other,
432
00:18:05,891 --> 00:18:07,693
but that doesn't mean
we're compatible.
433
00:18:07,644 --> 00:18:09,244
How can you say that?
434
00:18:09,204 --> 00:18:12,574
We work well together.
We can laugh together.
435
00:18:12,455 --> 00:18:15,256
We finish
each other's sentences.
436
00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:16,697
No, we...
don't.
437
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,561
Ha!
438
00:18:18,509 --> 00:18:20,176
Mike, that's not really
the...
439
00:18:20,134 --> 00:18:21,067
point.
440
00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:22,690
See? That's two.
441
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:24,218
You're really starting to...
442
00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:25,314
turn you on?
443
00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:26,695
No?
444
00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:28,499
Damn.
445
00:18:28,449 --> 00:18:30,216
Mike, we are not right
for each other.
446
00:18:30,169 --> 00:18:32,070
Work will always come first.
447
00:18:32,017 --> 00:18:34,551
I'm not interested in competing
with the mayor of New York
448
00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:35,604
for your attention.
449
00:18:35,585 --> 00:18:37,786
You won't have to.
I-I'll change.
450
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,523
We both know
that's not true.
451
00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:42,497
All right. Okay.
452
00:18:42,436 --> 00:18:45,271
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
453
00:18:45,176 --> 00:18:49,446
Look me in the eye
and tell me,
454
00:18:49,286 --> 00:18:50,486
in your heart,
455
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:53,800
this is really the way
you want it to be.
456
00:18:55,307 --> 00:18:57,074
It is.
457
00:18:57,027 --> 00:18:58,362
Okay, fine.
458
00:18:58,334 --> 00:19:02,070
I mean, if that's really
the way you feel,
459
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,902
I'll... I'll back off.
460
00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:05,113
Thanks, Mike.
461
00:19:05,088 --> 00:19:08,124
You know,
you're a lot more mature
462
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:10,355
than I give you credit for.
463
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:13,418
Um, after you.
464
00:19:55,397 --> 00:19:57,398
Well, gentlemen,
we got it done.
465
00:19:57,341 --> 00:20:03,179
Well, sometimes you just
have to call in your favors.
466
00:20:02,948 --> 00:20:04,149
Thank you, Patrick.
467
00:20:04,127 --> 00:20:05,761
No problem, Mr. mayor.
468
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,888
PAUL: You know...
469
00:20:06,868 --> 00:20:09,302
I used to play hoops
in high school.
470
00:20:09,225 --> 00:20:11,359
Really?
We should hang out.
471
00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:12,796
You mean it?
472
00:20:12,761 --> 00:20:13,895
Nah.
473
00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:13,777
- [MAN] Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
- [UBU BARKS]
474
00:21:13,827 --> 00:21:18,377
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