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What's such a big emergency
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that you had to call us in
at 7:00 a.m.?
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I've got an important
announcement to make.
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Oh, uh, by the way, Nikki,
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who was that guy I heard
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when I called your place
this morning?
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Oh, that was, um...
Bryant gumbel.
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Really?
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Did he ever findhis boxer shorts?
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Sorry we're late, Mike.
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You two have an announcement
you'd like to make?
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I'm not the father.
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I let him stay up late
last night.
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The dog from "Frasier"
was on "letterman"!
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Uh, I'm afraid
I got some bad news.
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The mayor's father
passed away last night.
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Oh, no.
Oh.
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Mike, couldn't you have
soft-pedaled that a little?
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James, it's not like
you're a kid whose dog died,
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and I have to tell you
we sent him to puppy camp.
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Puppy camp?
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That's where my parents
sent my...
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[SOBBING]
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Oh, I heard about
the mayor's father.
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I'm devastated!
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Hey, Paul, he's not here.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Okay, then.
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What angle's he workin'?
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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Sir, I was thinking,
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maybe you should leave
a little early today.
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Why would I want
to leave early, Mike?
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Well, sir,
your father did pass away...
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And you leave early
most days.
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Don't worry about me, Mike.
I'm fine.
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And if you don't mind,
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I'd rather not talk
about my father.
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All right, I understand.
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Now, what's on our agenda
for today?
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Well, this afternoon,
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you're reading to a group
of first graders.
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You know who never read
to me... my father.
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Sir, uh, if I may...
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It just seems like
you got a lot of,
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you know,
pent-up emotions,
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and maybe it would be best
if you took a little time,
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you know, before the wake,
this afternoon,
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to just get in touch
with your feelings.
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Mike, really, I'm fine.
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Okay.
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All right, well, then,
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let's pick out a story
for these kids.
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Oh, I got one.
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It's called "the boy whose
father was so busy playing golf,
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"smoking cigars
with his cronies,
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that he never taught his kid
to ride a bike"!
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How about
"horton hears a who!"?
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Hey, Paul.
What's all this?
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Oh, my mom sent me some stuff
from my old room.
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Can't believe it...
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like she doesn't want me
anymore.
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So sad.
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Cast out in the world
at the tender age of 40.
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Apparently, she took in
some displaced villager
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from the Balkans.
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Stupid refugees
get all the breaks.
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Hey, Paul,
nice little-league picture.
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You know, traditionally,
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the cup is worn
on the inside.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my gosh!
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My magic 8-ball.
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I thought I lost this
when I was 12.
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I've had so many questions.
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Carter, there you are.
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My mother's coming
into town.
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She wants to stay
in my apartment again.
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Do you think
I can tell her "no"?
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To be honest, Nikki,
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I'm a little tired
of being the office advice guy.
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Every time
anybody's got a problem...
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"oh, Carter's got the answer.
Carter's smart, Carter's wise.
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"Carter's so brilliant
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it seems like
he's from another planet."
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Hey, Nik...
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Why don't you
ask my magic 8-ball?
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Okay, fine.
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Magic 8-ball, can I tell my mom
to go to a hotel?
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"It is decidedly so."
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Thank you, Paul.
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Ooh... Three condoms.
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I'm assuming
this was a three-pack.
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I will have you know
it was a five-pack.
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What happened
to the other two?
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Balloon animals.
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Give me one of those babies.
I'll whip up a giraffe.
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Samantha, it's James.
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Listen, it feels like
you've been avoiding me,
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but I want you to know
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that I can't stop thinking
about you...
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you know,
the smell of your hair,
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the feel of your skin,
the way you tremble when I...
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oh.
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Can you tell her I called?
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Thanks.
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Caitlin, can I ask your advice
about something?
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Oh, sure, James.
What's up?
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I was just wondering
why women don't like me.
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Oh, James,
that's ridiculous.
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You're smart.
You're funny.
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You're gonna grow up
to be a real heartbreaker.
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I'm 27.
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James, trust me.
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Women like you.
I like you.
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You do?
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Of course I do.
I like you a lot.
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Looks like someone
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is lookin' for a little
James hobert lovin'.
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Funerals always
make me think.
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At some point, we have to
stop denying the inevitable
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and accept our mortality.
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That's very deep, Stuart.
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You know, the Buddhists
have a philosophy...
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whoa! Hot grievin' chick
at 10:00.
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[SOBBING] Oh! Oh!
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I can't believe he's gone!
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Why couldn't it have been me?
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Take me!
Take me!!
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Paul, Paul. Paul.
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The mayor's not here, Paul.
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Aw, sugar, 0 for 2.
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James, thanks
for paying for the cab,
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and holding the door for me,
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and of course,
for this lovely corsage.
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My pleasure.
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I'm gonna get us some drinks
and be back in a flash.
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Excuse me.
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Something up front, please,
near the casket.
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Caitlin, I know
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the competition is tough
this year,
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but, uh, you're definitely
a shoo-in for prom queen.
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Where's the mayor?
Is he okay?
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He was a little rough
this morning,
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but I think
he's gonna pull through.
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I'm sorry, everybody.
I got stuck in traffic.
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I guess my dad's not
the only late Randall Winston.
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Tough crowd.
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Jeez, who died?
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Well, it's good
to see you all here.
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I'm glad you all could make it.
Dad, don't get up.
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Sir, with all due respect,
there are reporters here.
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What the hell
are you doin'?
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Mike, you told me to get
in touch with my feelings.
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Yes, yes,
with your feelings,
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not Jackie Mason's.
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I thought about it, Mike,
and the truth is,
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I feel a great sense of relief
now that he's gone.
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I'm happy!
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The mayor is obviously
putting on a brave face.
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So, please take
a quick photo,
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and then please leave the mayor
alone to grieve in private.
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[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]
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[SMOOCH]
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Your 8-ball was right.
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I told my mom she couldn't
stay at my apartment.
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She was totally fine
with it.
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At your service, Nikki.
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It's nice to finally
be respected for my wisdom.
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Wisdom?!
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You shook a toy!
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Nikki,
you can't possibly believe
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this thing has any power.
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It's completely illogical.
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Look, Spock...
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...it worked for me.
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Besides, you're obsessed
with horoscopes.
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I read horoscopes
for a laugh.
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Once again, you misinterpret
my intentions.
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Ha! Just like an aries.
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Hey, help me out.
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My friend Judy just gave me
this hot stock tip,
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and I can't decide
whether to invest.
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People, people, people!
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You really want to base
important life decisions
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on a silly game?
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Do we really want to base
important life decisions
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on a silly game?
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"Yes."
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Ha!
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James, I could've just
walked around the puddle.
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Oh, please,
it's no problem at all.
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Hey, Carter,
eyes off the prize.
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James, I'm gay.
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Yeah, let's keep it that way.
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James, uh,
we need to talk.
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I'm afraid you're
under the mistaken impression
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that we're dating.
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The thing is...
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no, no, don't even say it.
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Oh, man,
this is so embarrassing.
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You know, I am such
a loser, loser, loser!
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James, you are taking this
the wrong way.
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I would love
to go out with you.
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You would?
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Yes, it's just that,
well, um...
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We work together.
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Oh, I understand.
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Good.
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Hey, sir?
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Yes, James?
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I quit.
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Uh, sir,
before we go in there,
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I wanted to speak to you
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about your inappropriate
behavior at your father's wake.
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What did I do
that was so inappropriate?
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You started a conga line.
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I'm just sayin', sir,
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that the public
is gonna expect you
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to show a little grief.
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Well, I can't show
what I don't feel.
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Come on, sir,
he loved you.
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This is the man
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who held you in his arms
when you were a baby,
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who sacrificed so much
for your future.
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Now he's gone.
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They're ready for you, sir.
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Hello, kids!
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ALL: Hello, Mr. mayor!
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Well, to kick off
my "reading is fun" program,
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I am going to tell you
one of my favorite stories...
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"the happy bunny."
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"One bright spring day,
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flippety flop, hippety hop
down happy Lane..."
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[SOBBING] Oh, daddy!
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It's all right, sir.
It's all right.
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I miss him so much.
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I know you do, sir.
I know you do.
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I said, "a little grief."
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Okay, kids, uh,
back to the story.
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I'm never reading again!
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Well, Tommy, Tommy, please,
don't blame reading.
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The mayor is just sad
because... His dad died.
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His daddy died?
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Why'd he have to die?
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[KIDS CRYING]
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Oh, kids, kids, kids,
it's okay.
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Listen... Everybody dies.
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They do?
They do?
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[KIDS CRYING]
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There he is.
There's my ray of sunshine.
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So, you ready
to start a fresh new day?
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I'm thinking of painting
my office black.
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Good.
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You can have your meetings
in a hooded robe with a sickle.
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Uh, sir, listen, uh...
258
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How'd you feel if I set up
an appointment for you
259
00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:53,819
with my therapist?
260
00:11:53,763 --> 00:11:55,529
Therapy's for the weak, Mike.
261
00:11:55,477 --> 00:11:57,679
I'm gonna gut this one out
myself...
262
00:11:57,604 --> 00:12:00,739
a solitary warrior battling
in his own private hell.
263
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:04,289
10:00 is okay?
264
00:12:04,143 --> 00:12:05,677
Yeah, great.
265
00:12:07,128 --> 00:12:10,130
Hey! Mr. mayor, sir!
266
00:12:10,017 --> 00:12:11,817
So, the old man's gone, huh?
267
00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:13,564
Kicked the oxygen habit.
268
00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:17,445
Moved to a pine condo, huh?
Up top, baby!
269
00:12:17,287 --> 00:12:20,856
[SOBBING]
270
00:12:20,716 --> 00:12:26,187
Paul...
The mayor's sad now.
271
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,489
I cannot catch a break.
272
00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:37,758
My dad was always pushing me
to work, work, work.
273
00:12:37,604 --> 00:12:39,705
There was no time
for any fun.
274
00:12:39,636 --> 00:12:42,038
He never even taught me
how to ride a bike.
275
00:12:41,954 --> 00:12:43,487
To save face,
276
00:12:43,446 --> 00:12:48,284
I had to tell my classmates
I had hemorrhoids.
277
00:12:48,082 --> 00:12:51,751
So, you never confronted
your father about the bicycle?
278
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:55,007
No. No one ever confronted
my father.
279
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,676
I see.
280
00:12:56,621 --> 00:12:58,422
Ooh, an "I see."
281
00:12:58,368 --> 00:12:59,734
This is good, sir.
282
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:02,069
This means something smart
is on the way.
283
00:13:02,843 --> 00:13:04,811
Go.
284
00:13:04,748 --> 00:13:08,184
It's no wonder you're having
such a conflicted reaction
285
00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:10,652
to his passing because...
286
00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:13,059
uh-oh.
Chin stroke.
287
00:13:12,971 --> 00:13:15,706
He's gonna say
somethin' bad. Go.
288
00:13:15,605 --> 00:13:17,874
Now he's crossing his arms.
289
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:20,665
That means he's annoyed
at... Something.
290
00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:23,460
I'll shut up.
291
00:13:23,352 --> 00:13:24,819
What I was gonna say was,
292
00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:27,048
you're sad about losing
your father,
293
00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:29,172
but you can't help
feeling relieved
294
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,634
that you're now free
to be your own man.
295
00:13:32,538 --> 00:13:35,274
I think you're right.
296
00:13:35,174 --> 00:13:36,274
Wow!
297
00:13:36,253 --> 00:13:39,790
Hey, good work, doc.
Thanks.
298
00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:44,521
So, I'll see you tomorrow...
And Wednesday...
299
00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:45,484
And Friday.
300
00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:46,860
There is one more thing.
301
00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:48,726
Many times,
patients who have
302
00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:51,368
dysfunctional relationships
with their fathers
303
00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:53,570
tend to seek out
similar relationships
304
00:13:53,492 --> 00:13:54,893
in their adult lives.
305
00:13:54,857 --> 00:13:58,059
[LAUGHING]
That they do, doc.
306
00:13:57,936 --> 00:14:00,537
That they do.
307
00:14:00,444 --> 00:14:03,312
Mr. mayor, is there anyone
in your life now
308
00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:05,508
who you find
overly controlling?
309
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,363
Alright, sir,
let's shake a leg.
310
00:14:07,301 --> 00:14:09,169
You got that lunch
at the Plaza.
311
00:14:09,111 --> 00:14:11,712
Someone who's manipulative?
312
00:14:11,619 --> 00:14:14,621
They got those apple tarts
you love.
313
00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:16,709
A person who's preventing you
314
00:14:16,635 --> 00:14:20,104
from living
as a fully independent adult.
315
00:14:19,969 --> 00:14:23,537
Put a scarf on.
You don't want to get a chill.
316
00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:28,688
This guy's kind of a quack.
317
00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:36,557
See ya Friday.
318
00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:38,014
James, we have to talk.
319
00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:40,738
You can't quit your job
because of me.
320
00:14:40,637 --> 00:14:41,904
Well, sure I can.
321
00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:44,108
Who needs money
when we've got our love?
322
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:47,135
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
323
00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:48,251
And don't get me wrong,
324
00:14:48,223 --> 00:14:49,891
there are gonna be
a few sacrifices.
325
00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:52,478
You are gonna have to lose
those high-flying outfits.
326
00:14:52,382 --> 00:14:55,684
James, you don't understand.
327
00:14:55,557 --> 00:14:59,226
I need my man to have a job.
328
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,647
Whoa, whoa.
329
00:15:00,605 --> 00:15:02,940
First, you can't date me
because we work together,
330
00:15:02,859 --> 00:15:05,093
now you're saying you can't
because we don't?
331
00:15:05,018 --> 00:15:05,984
That's right.
332
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:08,338
I'm afraid
this relationship is over.
333
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:12,525
Oh, well... Fine.
334
00:15:12,351 --> 00:15:15,719
There hasn't been much of
a relationship lately, anyway.
335
00:15:15,589 --> 00:15:18,057
I mean,
we haven't had sex in weeks.
336
00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:20,539
James, we've never had sex.
337
00:15:20,446 --> 00:15:22,147
Are you sure?
338
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:26,502
Mike, we've gotta do something
about the mayor.
339
00:15:26,415 --> 00:15:28,550
I asked him to meet
with a campaign donor,
340
00:15:28,478 --> 00:15:31,146
and he sent me this memo.
341
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:34,893
"I'm not doin' it.
You can't make me.
342
00:15:34,805 --> 00:15:36,172
I have hemorrhoids."
343
00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,640
I'll talk to him.
344
00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:41,252
[SWING MUSIC PLAYS]
345
00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:42,354
Sir?!
346
00:15:42,328 --> 00:15:45,064
Sir?!
347
00:15:44,964 --> 00:15:47,465
Sir, could you please
turn that noise down?
348
00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:49,845
[MUSIC STOP]
349
00:15:49,757 --> 00:15:53,360
You never like my music!
350
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:55,285
Sir, look...
351
00:15:55,218 --> 00:15:58,688
I understand
you've had a hard few days,
352
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,816
but we got a city...
353
00:15:59,788 --> 00:16:02,524
Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah...
354
00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:05,093
will you stop doing that?!
355
00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:06,230
We've got a meeting
356
00:16:06,202 --> 00:16:08,570
at the police commissioner's
office at 5:00!
357
00:16:08,488 --> 00:16:09,489
You gotta be there.
358
00:16:09,505 --> 00:16:11,706
Don't you tell me
where I have to be.
359
00:16:11,631 --> 00:16:14,165
I'm the mayor!
I decide where I have to be!
360
00:16:14,075 --> 00:16:15,709
You're not the boss of me!
361
00:16:15,662 --> 00:16:17,730
We got work to do.
We don't have time for this!
362
00:16:17,663 --> 00:16:19,063
Save it, dad!
363
00:16:19,028 --> 00:16:21,163
Don't you walk away
from me.
364
00:16:21,091 --> 00:16:23,293
Don't you walk away
from me!
365
00:16:23,219 --> 00:16:25,687
I'm not done...
366
00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:27,060
uh, don't worry.
367
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:30,030
The mayor just needs
a little space.
368
00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,518
Think so?
369
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,468
Oh, trust me, I know a thing
or two about relationships.
370
00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:35,394
Really?
371
00:16:35,377 --> 00:16:39,680
Because the word
around the office is that...
372
00:16:39,505 --> 00:16:42,773
James dumped you.
373
00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:45,116
I dumped him.
374
00:16:45,028 --> 00:16:47,063
Oh, word of advice...
375
00:16:46,997 --> 00:16:49,666
you want to keep a man
like that,
376
00:16:49,568 --> 00:16:52,170
you gotta put out.
377
00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:00,302
Oh, Mike.
378
00:17:00,268 --> 00:17:03,637
How'd you know
to find me here?
379
00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:05,005
Come on, sir.
380
00:17:04,966 --> 00:17:08,535
How long
have we worked together?
381
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,262
I called Lou.
382
00:17:13,347 --> 00:17:16,715
You know, my father used to
love the park
383
00:17:16,585 --> 00:17:18,152
this time of year.
384
00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:20,610
It's amazing,
isn't it, sir?
385
00:17:20,521 --> 00:17:21,955
A city this size,
386
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:24,921
and there's still
a beautiful place
387
00:17:24,807 --> 00:17:27,308
where people can come and...
388
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:31,156
Oh, hey, hey, come on!
Knock it off, you three!
389
00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:34,456
[SIGHS]
390
00:17:34,427 --> 00:17:36,962
I'm sorry I stormed out
on you earlier.
391
00:17:36,871 --> 00:17:40,474
When you started talking,
all I heard was my dad.
392
00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:41,632
You know what, sir?
393
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:44,403
I've been pushing you
way too hard.
394
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,367
Oh, not at all.
395
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:47,448
Because of the way
you push me,
396
00:17:47,379 --> 00:17:49,014
I have accomplished things
397
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,168
I never thought
I was capable of.
398
00:17:51,094 --> 00:17:52,594
You know, it's funny.
399
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:55,957
But I am 20 years
your senior,
400
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:59,760
yet you've been like
a mentor to me.
401
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,904
Sir, you're like
a father to me.
402
00:18:07,429 --> 00:18:10,364
Because I had sex
with your mother, right?
403
00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:20,465
No... Sir, but... but...
404
00:18:20,287 --> 00:18:24,290
but that's a welcome addition
to any conversation.
405
00:18:24,128 --> 00:18:26,262
All right, let's get back
to city hall.
406
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,227
Uh, you know what, sir?
Work can wait.
407
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,361
Actually, I've got
a surprise for you.
408
00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:32,022
All right, sir,
nice and easy, now.
409
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:33,037
You can do it.
410
00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:34,550
Just like ridin' a bike.
411
00:18:34,509 --> 00:18:36,944
Pedal, pedal, pedal,
pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal!
412
00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:38,125
There you go, sir.
413
00:18:38,097 --> 00:18:40,464
...and you start movin'
your legs.
414
00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:42,651
All right, that's it,
that's it!
415
00:18:42,573 --> 00:18:43,539
Okay, Julia!
416
00:18:43,525 --> 00:18:45,326
Amazing, isn't it?
417
00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:48,939
How old's yours?
418
00:18:48,891 --> 00:18:50,726
Uh, 53.
419
00:18:50,669 --> 00:18:55,106
He'll be 54 in October.
420
00:18:54,923 --> 00:18:56,490
Yeah!
421
00:19:02,777 --> 00:19:06,079
8-ball, should I have
a bite of pudding?
422
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:08,637
"It is certain."
423
00:19:12,396 --> 00:19:15,798
Should I have
another bite of pudding?
424
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,800
"As I see it, yes."
425
00:19:19,698 --> 00:19:21,533
Should I have
another bite...
426
00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:23,977
oh, for the love of God,
eat the damn pudding!
427
00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,264
Hey, Paul, I need to ask
the 8-ball a question.
428
00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:28,490
No, me first.
429
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,828
All right, people, look.
This has gotta stop.
430
00:19:30,745 --> 00:19:32,012
This thing is a fraud.
431
00:19:31,984 --> 00:19:34,319
It can only answer
"yes" or "no" questions.
432
00:19:34,238 --> 00:19:35,772
Well, ask it something like,
433
00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:37,931
"what's the weather
gonna be like?"
434
00:19:40,492 --> 00:19:42,059
"Outlook hazy."
435
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:44,718
Ooh! I should put
the top up.
436
00:19:44,619 --> 00:19:46,854
Maybe we should have
a little competition...
437
00:19:46,778 --> 00:19:48,412
Carter versus the 8-ball.
438
00:19:48,365 --> 00:19:50,700
Give me a question.
439
00:19:50,619 --> 00:19:52,887
Should I eat this candy bar?
440
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:56,079
You're allergic to chocolate.
You eat that, you'll break out.
441
00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:59,489
8-ball, should I eat
this candy bar?
442
00:19:59,349 --> 00:20:01,750
"Without a doubt."
443
00:20:11,032 --> 00:20:12,900
It's delicious!
444
00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:14,509
8-ball! 8-ball! 8-ball!
445
00:21:16,349 --> 00:21:17,315
8-ball! 8-ball! 8-ball!
446
00:21:17,316 --> 00:21:19,919
- [MAN] Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
- [UBU BARKS]
447
00:21:19,969 --> 00:21:24,519
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