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"Tenderloin
with lobster Risotto"?
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Rags loves
his surf and turf.
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Just look
at him light up!
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Carter, this stuff
is $15 a can!
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$15 a can?!
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For dog food?!
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Gee, I could buy
Claudia a dress with that!
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Well, rags is worth
every penny.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
we're gonna go take a walk
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so he can generate
some saliva.
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15 bucks a can.
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What could possibly be worth
15 bucks a can?
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Wow.
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You can actually see
little bits of lobster.
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Might want to crack
an egg in there.
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Makes your coat
nice and shiny.
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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Sir, you need to see
this new commercial
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from the
Michael lauman campaign.
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I gotta warn you...
you're not gonna like it,
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at least not as much
as "the real world uncensored."
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The alcoholic girl
takes her shirt off.
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[CROWD CHEER]
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MAN: Is this really who you wantrepresenting you in Washington?
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Paid for by the Michael laumnfor senate campaign.
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Of course,
they use the cotton candy.
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What about the hot dog,
the nachos?
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I ate those so well,
people cheered!
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They're gonna run the spot,
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so we gotta come up
with a response.
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Mike, this is my job,
and I will take care of it.
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I say we hit back hard and
below the belt where it counts.
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Again and again
and again!
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Don't you agree?
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I'm certainly
not gonna disagree.
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He really crossed a line
with this ad,
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and we have to respond with
something equally provocative.
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Here's an ad age article
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on the top 10
commercial directors.
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Wait a minute, why are the top
two on the list crossed off?
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Oh, well, trust me.
You can't get those guys.
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Ah ha.
I can get anyone.
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Well, that guy's dead.
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Okay, he could be tough.
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Well, what about this guy,
this Trevor wolf?
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Oh, no, no, not him.
We don't want him.
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Why not?
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Well, he's not right.
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He's... Way out of our league.
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Caitlin, you stilldon't understand
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how much power
I wield in this town.
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I want to get somethin' done,
it gets done,
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no questions asked.
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Janelle, get me Trevor wolf's
agent on the phone.
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Not now.
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I don't know.
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Can't you just call back?
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She's on a pay phone.
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Put her on hold.
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I could.
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Not going to.
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Okay, thanks.
Sorry, janelle.
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She's all over it.
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Hey, Nikki, listen... do I have
something on my cheek?
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I'm feeling some irritation,
some itchiness.
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Oh, yeah, it looks like some
kind of allergic reaction.
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Did you eat anything out
of the ordinary this morning?
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No.
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Oh, wait, wait.
Does dog food count?
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Paul!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God,
is it getting worse?
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Oh, no,
but your breath is!
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Jeez, chew a milk-bone
or something, will you?
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Oh, God,
I can't have a rash.
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I'm going
on "the view" tomorrow
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to talk about
the campaign commercials.
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This is a glamour business!
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This face puts food
on my table!
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And then, it sucks it
right back up!
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Sorry I'm late.
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What happened?
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The ladder fell and you couldn't
get out of the bunk bed?
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No, no, no,
I have a slide now.
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I couldn't wake up.
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I was having
this incredibly vivid dream
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I was an astronaut
blasting off into space.
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You ever have
a dream like that?
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No.
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I don't have gay dreams.
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It wasn't a gay dream.
It was a space dream.
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James, think about it.
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You got into a rocket
filled with buff guys,
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and you went to the moon
so you could have hot man sex
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without your parents
finding out.
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Wait a minute, Stuart,
I'm not gay.
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Fine, why don't we do
a little psychological test?
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I say a word and you say the
first word that comes to mind.
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Okay.
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Super.
Man.
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Spider.
Man.
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Aqua.
Man.
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Mike, why are you going
through all this trouble?
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Because Caitlin said
I couldn't get this guy
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to do her commercial.
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You're always showing off.
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Like when you made
fun of her yoga,
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and she said, "you can't get
your legs behind your head."
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I did it, didn't I?
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Yes, and the paramedics
were very impressed.
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Carter, let me explain
something to you, okay?
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Right now, to Caitlin,
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I am just another
handsome, successful guy
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who can put his legs
behind his head.
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But if I get this Trevor
to do our commercial,
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well, then, hey,
I'm the man.
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Good luck dealing with him.
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He's supposed to be
a huge egomaniac.
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I can handle egomaniacs. All you
have to do is flatter them.
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That is so smart.
Brilliant, actually.
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See, you get me.
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[BRITISH ACCENT] I'm looking
for a Mike Flaherty.
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Hey, I'm a Mike Flaherty.
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How are you?
You must be Trevor.
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This is Carter Heywood.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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Bloody hate this town.
It's a poor man's London.
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Well, you know,
Trevor, uh...
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Sometimes I bloody hate
this town, too.
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You know
what I bloody loved?
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Your Ty-d-bol commercial.
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Oh, I was a whore
to do that ad.
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No, my real passion's
my movies.
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Really? I haven't
seen any of those.
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Ah, it's because
they're all in my head.
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Really, you know,
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a lot of directors now are
putting their movies on film.
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My movies are
too insane for film!
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You know what
my problem is?
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Uh, crazy movies
in your head?
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No, I'm a genius, which means
people rarely understand me.
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Oh, I'm sure.
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But I must say,
for such a brilliant man,
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you really know how
to put people at ease.
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You know what?
You get me.
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James, you left
a message on my voice mail,
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something about being gay?
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Oh, false alarm.
I had one gay space dream.
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But last night, nothing.
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So, you know... straight.
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I'm here if you wanna talk
because, you know... gay.
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You're a good friend,
Carter.
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Aw, yeah!
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Whoa!
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Something the matter?
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I had a dream
where I kissed Carter.
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I'm starting to worry.
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You shou be worried.
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Worried about
making me jealous.
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Okay, two dreams
doesn't mean I'm gay.
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That's what you think,
sugar lips.
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I'm gay.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
easy with that stuff.
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I can't believe I let you
talk me into this.
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Technically, you begged me.
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I asked you if there was
any skin-colored cream
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or powder
to disguise facial blemishes.
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You're the one
who took it to makeup.
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There, pretty as a...
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Done.
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Oh, I can't wear makeup.
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Better wash this off.
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Hey, Paul,
you look great.
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Did you lose some weight?
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Yes.
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Yes, I did.
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Five minutes, my office...
bring the blush.
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You just sign here...
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Trevor wolf,
the ungettable director...
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[CHUCKLES]
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...and I will sign here...
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Mike Flaherty,
the guy who got him.
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Get Caitlin, the woman who's
gonna be incredibly impressed.
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Caitlin Moore's
our campaign manager.
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Caitlin Moore is
running this campaign?
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Yeah, you know her?
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I should say so.
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We were married.
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You... you were married?
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Hitched!
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Yes, we had a whole
ball and chain.
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We were knocking boots.
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It was all legal, baby.
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Caitie!
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Trevor!
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[LAUGHS]
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Can you hold this?
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I'm just gonna put my legs
behind my head.
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Can't wait
to get started.
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Oh, this is unbelievable.
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I am so excited
about this.
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Oh, you're great.
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No, you're great.
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You idiot!
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What?!
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How could you hire
my ex-husband?!
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Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to ask
that standard question...
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"have you ever been married
to our campaign manager?"
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I'm hiring a new custodian
this afternoon.
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You got anything
you wanna get off your chest?
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What are youso upset about?
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How could you not tell me
that you were married?
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Since when are we sharing
our personal lives?
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I tell you everythingabout my personal life!
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Mike, you don't
have a personal life.
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Hey, I went out last Friday.
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With Carter.
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And his mom.
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How can you be married
to this guy?
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I mean, he is such a...
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he's a... he is a...
he's a...
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he's a tool.
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I was young.
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I was working in London,
and he swept me off my feet.
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Oh, this is gonna be
so awkward for me!
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Tell you what...
I'm just gonna fire him.
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No, no, no, no.
You can't do that.
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I'll be fine.
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I'll keep things
professional this time.
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What do you mean,
"this time"?
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Well, the last time
we saw each other,
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we kind of... you know.
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Eww!
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Oh, where'd you
get that stuff?
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Macy's.
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How can I bring out
my eyes more?
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Well, women
use eyeliner for that.
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Cough it up.
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I said, "womenuse eyeliner for that."
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You can't believe
the compliments I'm getting.
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When I'm on "the view" today,
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I'm gonna have those women
eating out of my...
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Dog dish?
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Hey, Paul, did you hear?
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I'm gay.
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Am I the only real man
left in this office?
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James?
What's with the shirt?
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Oh, haven't you heard?
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I'm out!
Queer and here, fella!
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Two dreams,
I'm as gay as they get.
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No, you're not.
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Oh, yeah? Then why did
I shave my chest this morning?
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I don't know.
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James... This is Robert
from accounting.
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I thought you two might...
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...hit it off.
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Robert from accounting,
I hope you play for our team,
259
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,737
because the field
has just been mowed.
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Do you hate New York?
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Drugs dealers
put me in Washington.
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Cut!!
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Where the pause lands
is quite critical.
264
00:13:43,786 --> 00:13:46,988
It's, "do you hate
New York drug dealers?
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Put in Washington."
266
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That's good, too.
267
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Carter. Mike.
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Caitlin.
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00:14:00,002 --> 00:14:02,704
You look... Beautiful,
elegant.
270
00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:03,605
Why?
271
00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:06,107
What are you
talking about?
272
00:14:06,142 --> 00:14:07,375
Well, look at you.
273
00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:09,277
The dress, the shoes,
your...
274
00:14:09,312 --> 00:14:12,146
your hair is up.
You nev wear your hair up.
275
00:14:12,181 --> 00:14:13,415
I do!
276
00:14:13,483 --> 00:14:15,083
You always
wear it straight.
277
00:14:15,117 --> 00:14:16,451
Sometimes you pull it back
278
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with the little red
scrunchie thing,
279
00:14:18,554 --> 00:14:20,522
a-and last Wednesday...
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I have a phenomenal memory
for hair.
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Carter?
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Bald.
283
00:14:28,464 --> 00:14:30,498
Mike, I know
what you're thinking,
284
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and I did not do thisfor Trevor.
285
00:14:32,568 --> 00:14:35,437
Caitlin, I love it
when you wear your hair up.
286
00:14:35,471 --> 00:14:37,772
Live and learn.
287
00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:40,007
I thought you and I
might grab a bite later
288
00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:42,210
if there's an opening
in your "shedule."
289
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"Shedule."
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Schedule.
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00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:48,383
You could show me what
new yorkers do for "lesure."
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Leisure.
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00:14:50,553 --> 00:14:53,921
It's a hard "e"
this side of the pond, Ringo.
294
00:14:53,956 --> 00:14:56,524
Michael...
295
00:14:56,559 --> 00:14:58,193
It might interest you
to know
296
00:14:58,227 --> 00:14:59,995
that we invented
the language.
297
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:03,498
Although, to be fair,
you did give us pac-man.
298
00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:06,167
And we can
take that back, pal!
299
00:15:06,201 --> 00:15:07,802
I'm probably crazy,
300
00:15:07,836 --> 00:15:10,672
but do you think
there's a chance
301
00:15:10,706 --> 00:15:13,007
she's fallin' for him again?
302
00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:14,075
I don't know.
303
00:15:14,109 --> 00:15:17,512
Think there's a chance
I'm black?
304
00:15:17,546 --> 00:15:19,481
I'm serious.
305
00:15:19,515 --> 00:15:22,817
I'm picking up
kind of a vibe here.
306
00:15:22,851 --> 00:15:26,288
Yeah, it's called
"raw animal lust."
307
00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:28,990
Remember when I said
that somewhere out there
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00:15:29,024 --> 00:15:30,492
is a guy just for you?
309
00:15:30,526 --> 00:15:33,428
That's the kind of bull
I'm lookin' for right now!
310
00:15:35,397 --> 00:15:38,032
How'd your date
with Robert go?
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00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,233
I'm not gay.
312
00:15:40,969 --> 00:15:42,870
Hey, uh, trev...
313
00:15:42,905 --> 00:15:48,276
What do you think of this
commercial we're making?
314
00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:50,111
It's a bit
of a "how-do-you-do."
315
00:15:50,145 --> 00:15:52,948
Exactly! It should be
more of a...
316
00:15:52,982 --> 00:15:54,316
a "what's all that, then?"
317
00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:56,050
Exactly.
318
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,553
You know what?
319
00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:00,589
I'm not gonna
handcuff you anymore.
320
00:16:00,623 --> 00:16:03,492
You know those insane movies
you have in your head?
321
00:16:03,526 --> 00:16:05,527
Let's see some of thatin the commercial.
322
00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:06,794
Carte blanche?
323
00:16:06,828 --> 00:16:09,063
Yes. Go nuts. Make art.
324
00:16:09,097 --> 00:16:12,467
If I understand it,
well, then, hey, you failed.
325
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:14,869
Mike, I think
I've misjudged you.
326
00:16:14,904 --> 00:16:18,640
Do you think the mayor
will do full frontal nudity?
327
00:16:18,674 --> 00:16:21,509
Couldn't hurt to ask.
328
00:16:33,522 --> 00:16:36,625
Welcome back. We are talking
with Paul lassiter,
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00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:38,459
press secretary
to the mayor of New York.
330
00:16:38,494 --> 00:16:39,727
Paul, thanks for coming.
331
00:16:39,762 --> 00:16:41,730
Thank you for having me.
332
00:16:41,764 --> 00:16:44,866
And may I say that
from where I sit...
333
00:16:44,901 --> 00:16:46,835
The view is just fine.
334
00:16:46,936 --> 00:16:48,335
[LAUGHTER]
335
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:50,605
Have you seen
these cotton-candy commercials
336
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,873
Michael lauman is running?
337
00:16:51,908 --> 00:16:53,641
What'll the mayor do about that?
338
00:16:53,675 --> 00:16:55,176
The mayor and I feel
339
00:16:55,211 --> 00:16:57,178
that we're not gonna
reduce this campaign
340
00:16:57,212 --> 00:16:58,613
to petty mudslinging.
341
00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:03,317
What we want to do is deal
with the important issues...
342
00:17:03,352 --> 00:17:06,654
how do you get your eyelashes
so full?
343
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:09,357
Just the way I was born.
344
00:17:09,391 --> 00:17:11,292
Gotcha.
We'll talk later.
345
00:17:11,327 --> 00:17:14,062
I think that the mayor
ought to strike back
346
00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:17,165
at this lauman character.
347
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,733
To do nothing
makes him look wimpy.
348
00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:23,704
And I think someone is wearing
a little too much Rouge.
349
00:17:23,739 --> 00:17:25,373
What?!
350
00:17:25,408 --> 00:17:26,708
We'll talk later.
351
00:17:27,843 --> 00:17:31,079
You seem
preoccupied with makeup.
352
00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:33,348
[LAUGHS]
That's ridiculous!
353
00:17:33,382 --> 00:17:35,183
[LAUGHING]
354
00:17:35,217 --> 00:17:38,420
Are you wearin'...
he's wearin' eyeliner!
355
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:40,422
And you have mascara on!
356
00:17:40,456 --> 00:17:42,190
No, no, no!
No, I'm not!
357
00:17:42,224 --> 00:17:44,725
All right, I am!
I'm wearing makeup!
358
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,295
Lots of it!
Why shouldn't I?!
359
00:17:47,329 --> 00:17:50,565
Is it so wrong for a man
360
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:52,933
to want to accent
his cheekbones,
361
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:54,735
maybe hide some laugh lines,
362
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,204
and, yes... look sexy?
363
00:17:56,238 --> 00:17:58,072
[APPLAUSE]
364
00:17:58,107 --> 00:17:59,807
Thank you! Thank you!
365
00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:02,243
Why should makeup
only be for women?!
366
00:18:02,277 --> 00:18:04,212
Right! Right!
367
00:18:04,246 --> 00:18:06,781
Why should dog food
only be for dogs?!
368
00:18:08,617 --> 00:18:10,385
Okay, we'll be back
369
00:18:10,419 --> 00:18:13,921
with some home makeover tips
right after this.
370
00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:15,490
Can I stay?
No.
371
00:18:22,064 --> 00:18:23,264
[CLEARS THROAT]
372
00:18:23,298 --> 00:18:25,132
The following
is Trevor wolf's first...
373
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,001
and, I certainly hope,
not only...
374
00:18:27,035 --> 00:18:29,571
campaign commercial
for the mayor's senate run.
375
00:18:29,605 --> 00:18:30,939
Oh, I should say
376
00:18:30,973 --> 00:18:33,508
Trevor had complete
creative control on this,
377
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,810
so what you're about to see
is a window
378
00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:38,112
into his talented,
talented mind.
379
00:18:40,983 --> 00:18:42,517
[INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PLAYS]
380
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:44,552
MAN: Washington.
381
00:18:45,754 --> 00:18:48,789
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!Hut! Hut! Hu!
382
00:18:48,824 --> 00:18:51,392
Hut! Hut! Hu!
383
00:18:54,663 --> 00:18:56,797
[MEOWS]
384
00:18:56,832 --> 00:18:59,133
[WOMAN LAUGH]
385
00:18:59,168 --> 00:19:02,270
Cat got your tongue?
386
00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:19,987
Well, it looks like
the cat has all our tongues.
387
00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:21,389
Two paws up.
388
00:19:21,423 --> 00:19:25,092
Good job, Trevor!
Loved it.
389
00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:26,494
Fire him.
390
00:19:26,528 --> 00:19:29,364
Trevor, uh, this is
the part of the job
391
00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:30,932
that's really tough.
392
00:19:30,966 --> 00:19:33,601
Well, for you.
You're fired.
393
00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:35,870
Fired?
394
00:19:35,904 --> 00:19:40,074
Yeah, fired.
I'm, uh... Sacking you.
395
00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:44,278
Well... Your tea is weak!
396
00:19:46,048 --> 00:19:47,815
You deliberately set him up
397
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:49,984
just so you could
get rid of him!
398
00:19:50,019 --> 00:19:53,287
Hey, all I do
is give them enough rope.
399
00:19:53,321 --> 00:19:55,256
He tied a clown to it.
400
00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:06,667
How you doin'?
401
00:20:06,702 --> 00:20:09,170
Oh, great.
402
00:20:11,107 --> 00:20:15,910
So, um... You wanna talk about
this whole Caitlin thing?
403
00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:18,979
Wouldn't that...
Be kind of weird?
404
00:20:19,014 --> 00:20:21,215
It's okay, Mike.
We're over.
405
00:20:21,249 --> 00:20:24,786
I've slept with, like,
20 guys since we broke up.
406
00:20:26,188 --> 00:20:28,389
I'm kidding.
407
00:20:28,423 --> 00:20:30,825
[LAUGHS]
408
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:34,262
That's really...
409
00:20:34,296 --> 00:20:36,931
by how much
are you kidding?
410
00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:39,834
It's so obvious
you have a thing for Caitlin.
411
00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:43,738
You know me
better than anyone else.
412
00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:45,273
I just don't know
what to do.
413
00:20:45,307 --> 00:20:47,441
[SIGHS]
414
00:20:47,476 --> 00:20:48,777
You know, Mike?
415
00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:51,179
Part of the reason
that you and I didn't work out
416
00:20:51,213 --> 00:20:53,614
is because you're always
protecting yourself.
417
00:20:53,649 --> 00:20:55,549
We knew each other
for three years
418
00:20:55,584 --> 00:20:57,285
before you even kissed me.
419
00:20:59,488 --> 00:21:02,356
Just waiting
for the perfect moment.
420
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,591
No such thing.
421
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:06,194
If you want
the perfect moment,
422
00:21:06,228 --> 00:21:07,862
you got to create it.
423
00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:11,465
I just wouldn't
wait that long with Caitlin.
424
00:21:17,807 --> 00:21:19,874
Thanks, Nik.
425
00:21:31,153 --> 00:21:32,654
I'll give her
another year.
426
00:21:42,397 --> 00:21:43,898
Hey, Stuart.
427
00:21:43,932 --> 00:21:47,234
I think I figured out why
you played that trick on James.
428
00:21:47,269 --> 00:21:48,936
Because
I'm a heartless bastard
429
00:21:48,971 --> 00:21:51,105
who revels
in the misery of innocence?
430
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:55,175
Maybe you're suppressing certain
gay urges within yourself?
431
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,912
Oh, Carter, shut up.
432
00:21:57,946 --> 00:22:00,014
And kiss me.
433
00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:07,955
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
434
00:22:07,989 --> 00:22:09,023
(Barking)
435
00:22:09,073 --> 00:22:13,623
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