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Aaah!
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Aaah!
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Paul, it's 6:00 a.m.
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What the hell
are you doin' here?!
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I was takin' a sponge bath
in the men's room.
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By the way,
I borrowed your deodorant.
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And now my deodorant
needs a shave.
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What happened to you?
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Claudia kicked you out.
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No, Claudia did notkick me out.
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Her mother did.
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I don't understand.
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I mean, Claudia cooked
a wonderful meal.
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My mother-in-law was happy,
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and then we had a huge fight
when I gave her the bill.
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Paul, have a seat.
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Paul,
the health department...
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let's stand.
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Paul, the health department
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does not allow people
to sleep in city hall.
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That's it... no exceptions.
That's the rule.
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All right.
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I'll just bring my stuff
over your place tonight.
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City hall it is.
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No pets, no parties,
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and, for the love of God,
get some underwear.
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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Next item... we need a volunteer
to mentor a new intern.
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Who wants
to dedicate some time
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to exposing a young mind
to city hall?
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I wouldn't mind exposing...
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Stuart, don't make me
put you in the cage.
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Aw, come on, people!
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Mentoring is a rewarding,
meaningful experience,
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and I get tickets
to the Knicks game.
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So, in short,
Nikki, you got him.
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Why can't Carter do it?
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Unfortunately,
I'm swamped.
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I'd relish the opportunity
to shape a fertile mind.
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I'd like to shape a fer...
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Stuart, cage!
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I'm sorry I'm late.
Traffic was murder.
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You're commuting
from the copy room!
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Somebody, please!
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Just take Paul in
for a couple of days.
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He can stay with me.
You can have the top bunk.
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You live alone.
Why do you need bunk beds?
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Hello!
In case I get lucky.
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Mike,
I just wanted you to know
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I'm canceling the mayor's
campaign-commercial shoot.
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Why?
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I didn't think
it was the right way to go.
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That's a good idea,
'cause who knows
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if this whole "television" thing
will catch on.
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Meeting adjourned.
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Heh heh!
I'd like to adjourn...
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ah, I got nothin'.
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What's goin' on? You pulled
his radio spots, his print ads.
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What's
your campaign slogan...
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"shh"?
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Look, Mike, I am firmly
in control of this campaign.
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There's a sophisticated strategy
behind every move I make.
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You spent the campaign money,
didn't you?
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Pretty much.
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Welcome to the real world,
princess.
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Daddy's not here to
bail you out with his gold card.
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My father left
when I was 6 years old.
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My mother had to work two jobs
just to keep food on the table.
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[VOICE BREAKING]
So maybe once in a while,
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instead of
your sarcastic gibes,
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you could give me
a little support.
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I'm not buyin' it.
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I gave it a shot.
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Listen, Mike...
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close the door!
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Caitlin just made
her first major screwup.
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Well, that's okay.
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I'm sure we can work as a team
and help her out.
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Good.
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Good. I like that.
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Or we can
take this opportunity
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to crush her
and take over the campaign.
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And you know what?
Let's do mine.
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Mike, why do you always
have to be so machiavellian?
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Carter,
you don't understand.
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She pushes me out...
my political career is over.
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T-that's my whole life.
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I mean,
o-outside of this job,
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[VOICE BREAKING]
My life...
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Is an empty,
meaningless shell.
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I'm not buyin' it.
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I gave it a shot.
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So, Paul's gonna stay
at our place for a few days.
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He really needs us
right now.
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What's in it for you,
Stuart?
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Did it ever occur to you that
there are other sides to me?
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You only know the Stuart
who never cleans the kitchen,
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who forgets
to write down messages,
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and who picks up busgirls
at chili's
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and has unconventional sex
in your bed.
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That third Stuart better
get his ass out sheet-shopping.
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The point is,
I'm capable of a selfless act.
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There's
no ulterior motive here.
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Stuart! My connection
for the tickets came through!
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We're goin'
to the super bowl!
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[LAUGHS]
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I got a lot of work to do.
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Could you show this intern
around today?
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If you think I'm babysitting
your intern, you're crazy.
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How you doin'?
I'm Scott crane...
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the new intern.
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Uh, who do I report to?
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Me! Me! Me!
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Excuse me...
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I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
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Caitlin's probably telling you
how she bankrupted the campaign.
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Bankrupt?! I didn't
hear anything about that!
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Well, this is awkward.
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Sir, Mike is just trying
to make me look bad.
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The truth is...
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you're out of money.
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Well, we'll just go to the bank
and get some more.
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There is no more.
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Well,
access another account.
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There are
no other accounts.
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Well, sell the beach house.
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We don't have a beach house.
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Well, then,
we got two problems, don't we?
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A-actually, sir,
I have a solution...
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u-unless
you've got something.
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Nothing? No?
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Okay.
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I've been courting
a wealthy New York socialite
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as a potential
campaign donor.
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I think now might be a good time
for you to sit down with her.
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Uh, miss Shaw?
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And, sir, don't mention money.
Let me bring that up.
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No problem, Mike.
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Mr. mayor,
it's a pleasure to meet you.
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So, Mike tells me
you're rich.
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Well,
I didn't actually...
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it's okay, Mike.
I know I'm rich.
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I'm rich, too.
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Then why don't you finance
your own campaign?
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What are you... nuts? The way
we waste money around here?
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[DOOR UNLOCKS]
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Oh, my God!
My grandmother's here!
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Hey, guys!
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Oh, my God!
She's white!
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Paul, what the hell
is goin' on in here?!
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Doin' my laundry.
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There is a laundry room.
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Well, you guys only had
$10 in quarters.
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You used our quarters
for laundry?
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No, to pay for the pizza.
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Oh, by the way,
you guys are out of milk.
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You washed your clothes
in milk?
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No, I had a huge bowl of cereal
with the pizza.
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Oh, by the way,
you guys are out of cereal.
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This isn't gonna work.
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Super bowl, super bowl!
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Paul, we're happy
to have you here, but...
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what's wrong with rags?
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Oh, he was all jittery,
so I gave him a bowl of whiskey.
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By the way,
you guys are out of whiskey.
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What are you trying to pull,
bringing Lindsay Shaw in?
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It's my job
to run the senate campaign.
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Really?
And what's that?
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[GASPS]
It's the ball you dropped.
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And I'm picking it up.
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And I'm running
with the ball.
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He fakes left!
He fakes right!
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He could... Go...
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All... The... Way!
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Boom!
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Hahhh!
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I could have brought
Lindsay Shaw in months ago,
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but the woman
is nothing but trouble.
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Oh, I get it...
another woman comes along,
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and you're all...
[IMITATES CAT SCREECHING]
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What are you talking about?
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You see another woman,
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and you get all...
[HISSES]
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Oh, wow,
that's really cool.
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You can do a cat and a jackass
at the same time.
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The reason why
I didn't bring Lindsay Shaw in
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is because the woman will have
a huge list of demands.
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And I will come right back
with a huge list of "no's."
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No... Big deal,
no... Sweat,
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no... Problemo.
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Well,
I think that's everything.
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Okay. Very good.
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Well, this has been
a very... Profitable afternoon.
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We both put our two cents in,
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and I think you can bank on me
not passing the buck.
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Gimme cash.
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I'll bring the check
tomorrow, Mike.
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That press conference
will be at 10:00 sharp.
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I'm afraid
that's set in stone.
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Actually,
9:30 is better for me.
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9:30 rocks!
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Look, Mike...
Lindsay's got your ball.
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No, wait...
she's got both of them.
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So?
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She's not here yet.
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It's a long drive in
from the farm you gave away.
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I did not give her one thing
I really cared about.
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Good morning, Mike,
Caitlin.
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Hmm. Nice watch.
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Oh, yeah.
Uh, it was my grandfather's.
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B-but he would want you
to have it.
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I was just being nice.
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Oh, and, Mike,
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there are a couple more things
I want to add to that list.
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Miss Shaw,
with all due respect,
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enough is enough, okay?
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At a certain point, you should
just run for senate yourself.
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Well! Flaherty!
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You're not such a wuss
after all.
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Thank you.
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T-t-thank you very much.
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Showtime!
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I'm Paul lassiter.
I'm the press secretary.
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I'll be escorting you
to the podium today.
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And here we are.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I came here today to support the
"Winston for senate" campaign
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with this...
Sizable contribution.
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But then I thought, "is this
the best way to get involved?"
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Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
Yes or no.
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Maybe there's
a better alternative.
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And just moments ago,
the deputy mayor...
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Suggested that alternative.
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I have decided to run
against the mayor
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for the United States senate.
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[MURMURING]
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Great.
Now, because of you,
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the mayor is running
against a woman
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who is rich
and well-connected.
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Yeah, but I've still got
a 90-year-old Timex.
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Mike,
the woman is a real problem.
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She just pumped $50,000
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into negative ads
attacking the mayor.
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Okay,
we haven't got any money.
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We need free airtime.
How do we do that?
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I'm not sleeping
with a network president.
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Okay, plan "b."
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Opposing viewpoints
are the cornerstone
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upon which our great
political system is built.
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That is why
we are challenging you
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to a televised debate.
As an American,
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I believe you have no choice
but to say yes.
253
00:11:01,985 --> 00:11:03,753
No.
254
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,541
Come on!
255
00:11:06,445 --> 00:11:08,213
Well, if that
won't convince you,
256
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,933
maybe this will.
257
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:10,919
What's this?
258
00:11:10,906 --> 00:11:12,640
That is a picture of you...
259
00:11:12,595 --> 00:11:14,362
how do you potheads
put it?...
260
00:11:14,315 --> 00:11:16,883
tokin' a "j."
261
00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:19,902
Smokin' a bone.
262
00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:23,085
Puffin' a spliff.
263
00:11:23,012 --> 00:11:24,112
Mike, we get the idea.
264
00:11:24,095 --> 00:11:26,430
Pullin' on a phatty.
265
00:11:26,357 --> 00:11:28,358
Sparkin' a blunt.
266
00:11:28,301 --> 00:11:31,136
Bogarting the dubage.
267
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,274
All right.
268
00:11:32,252 --> 00:11:35,354
First of all, this picture
was taken in Amsterdam,
269
00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:37,814
where smoking marijuana
is not a crime.
270
00:11:37,732 --> 00:11:39,099
Secondly,
271
00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:41,937
I support
the legalization of marijuana.
272
00:11:41,841 --> 00:11:45,644
Great, now everybody'sgonna vote for her.
273
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,707
Well, I think you've wasted
enough of my time.
274
00:11:48,595 --> 00:11:51,230
To sum up,
there will be no debate.
275
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,345
[CLUCKS]
276
00:11:54,585 --> 00:11:56,752
What the hell is he doing?
277
00:11:56,687 --> 00:11:58,522
That's "the chicken."
278
00:11:58,471 --> 00:12:01,473
If you think you can goad me
into debating...
279
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:03,772
[CLUCKING]
280
00:12:03,697 --> 00:12:05,931
You're just
embarrassing yourself.
281
00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:09,264
[CLUCKING]
282
00:12:12,554 --> 00:12:14,988
Mike,
we've got to stop him.
283
00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:16,711
No, wait for the walk.
284
00:12:16,662 --> 00:12:21,300
[CLUCKS]
285
00:12:21,123 --> 00:12:25,893
All right, chicken man,
you've got your debate.
286
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:30,518
The man is
a free-range political genius.
287
00:12:30,393 --> 00:12:33,696
Nikki, free to take Scott
off your hands.
288
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,914
No, we're good, janelle.
289
00:12:34,886 --> 00:12:37,655
I've got time.
Then learn to sew.
290
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,488
Why don't you meet me
back at my desk in five.
291
00:12:42,404 --> 00:12:43,872
All right. Later.
292
00:12:43,838 --> 00:12:45,005
Later.
293
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,166
Nice outfit.
294
00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:49,274
Thanks.
295
00:12:49,255 --> 00:12:51,757
You hooking up
with felicity later?
296
00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:53,176
You watch "felicity"?
297
00:12:53,141 --> 00:12:55,677
Not since she cut her hair.
This new look of yours
298
00:12:55,595 --> 00:12:58,296
wouldn't have anything to do
with that cute intern?
299
00:12:58,207 --> 00:12:59,841
What are you saying?
300
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,401
I'm just saying,
is it appropriate
301
00:13:01,361 --> 00:13:03,529
for you to be hanging out
with a 20-year-old?
302
00:13:03,464 --> 00:13:05,965
I think his attention
is sweet and flattering,
303
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,920
but I am also aware of the fact
that I am a grown woman.
304
00:13:08,816 --> 00:13:12,319
Now, if you will excuse me.
305
00:13:15,824 --> 00:13:17,525
Well, we did it.
306
00:13:17,481 --> 00:13:20,317
We survived a night with Paul.
307
00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:21,588
Did we, Stuart?
308
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:25,296
Once you've seen the horrors
that men are capable of,
309
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,828
can you ever be
what you once were?
310
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,409
Who eats rice-a-roni
out of the box?
311
00:13:30,321 --> 00:13:33,422
Naked.
312
00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:36,351
And gets up at 4:00 a.m.
to do yoga?
313
00:13:36,246 --> 00:13:38,748
Naked.
314
00:13:38,668 --> 00:13:40,702
Carter, we need to move on,
to forget.
315
00:13:40,643 --> 00:13:41,810
Think about the game.
316
00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,090
Hear, hear!
317
00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:44,665
Guys, bad news...
318
00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:48,462
turns out transportation
isn't included
319
00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:50,889
in the super bowl package.
320
00:13:50,806 --> 00:13:52,073
That's okay, Paul.
321
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,817
I guess we can pay
for our own flights.
322
00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:57,393
Why would you want
to fly to new Jersey?
323
00:13:57,305 --> 00:13:59,106
Paul, the super bowl
is in Atlanta.
324
00:13:59,058 --> 00:14:00,392
No, it's not.
325
00:14:00,364 --> 00:14:04,901
It's at the biggest
bowling alley in Trenton.
326
00:14:04,729 --> 00:14:07,497
We thought you were taking us
to the football super bowl!
327
00:14:07,405 --> 00:14:09,540
What are you, high?
328
00:14:09,476 --> 00:14:14,447
You guys only put me up
for o night.
329
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:19,091
And no offense, but it's
not exactly the red roof inn.
330
00:14:20,882 --> 00:14:22,615
This debate tomorrow
is critical.
331
00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:24,537
It'll set the tone
for the whole campaign.
332
00:14:24,481 --> 00:14:25,715
Debate?
333
00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:29,694
Isn't that what they use
to catch de-fish?
334
00:14:29,546 --> 00:14:31,114
That's funny, sir...
335
00:14:31,076 --> 00:14:32,676
But we need to focus,
336
00:14:32,637 --> 00:14:35,705
so what we're gonna do
is a mock debate.
337
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,501
Caitlin will be Lindsay.
338
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,715
Who will I be, Mike?
339
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,391
You'll be...
you'll be James.
340
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,249
Sweet.
I can totally nail that.
341
00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:45,152
Okay, James, take it away.
342
00:14:45,094 --> 00:14:48,463
Give me just one second
to get into character.
343
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:49,544
Got it.
344
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,022
Miss Shaw,
on what major issues
345
00:14:50,987 --> 00:14:52,955
do you disagree
with your opponent?
346
00:14:52,899 --> 00:14:55,768
Mr. mayor, you claim to be
a man of the people,
347
00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:58,172
yet your policies suggest
that you have no compassion
348
00:14:58,093 --> 00:15:00,261
for the poor, the needy,
the underprivileged.
349
00:15:00,195 --> 00:15:02,496
You promise everything,
yet deliver nothing.
350
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,935
Mr. mayor, your rebuttal?
351
00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:06,944
You're fired.
352
00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:08,086
Sir, you can't...
353
00:15:08,064 --> 00:15:10,198
watch it,
or you're next.
354
00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:15,105
Okay, I...
Liked a lot of what I saw.
355
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:23,015
Wow.
356
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:24,878
Great room.
357
00:15:24,822 --> 00:15:26,957
Nice guitar.
358
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,727
I've been jammin'
since freshman year.
359
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,711
Do you want to hear
"stairway to heaven"?
360
00:15:30,652 --> 00:15:32,820
No, I'm good.
361
00:15:32,755 --> 00:15:34,989
Oh, uh,
you can't put that there.
362
00:15:34,921 --> 00:15:38,257
If I stain the wood,
my mom can get pretty p. O.'D.
363
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:44,223
Oh, uh, you wanted
to look over my research?
364
00:15:44,097 --> 00:15:48,200
Yeah, yeah, I, um, wanted
to look over your... Research.
365
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,815
It's right over here.
366
00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:57,939
This is totally inappropriate.
I should not be here.
367
00:15:57,859 --> 00:15:59,193
What do you mean?
368
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,634
You are an innocent kid.
I am taking advantage of you.
369
00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:02,722
[CRASH]
370
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:16,772
Dude, you're right.
She is hotter than Billy's mom.
371
00:16:16,593 --> 00:16:20,229
Scott crane, you should be
totally ashamed of yourself.
372
00:16:20,098 --> 00:16:21,598
The is very immature!
373
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,032
You can forgetabout go-carts tomorrow!
374
00:16:25,896 --> 00:16:26,896
How did I do?
375
00:16:26,884 --> 00:16:28,484
Oh, you did great, sir.
376
00:16:28,444 --> 00:16:31,413
Although I think you might have
gone a little heavy
377
00:16:31,311 --> 00:16:33,613
on the "I know you are,
but what am I?"
378
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,510
Well, she is.
379
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,538
Oh, great.
He forgot his notes.
380
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,714
I'll take it to him.
381
00:16:39,691 --> 00:16:42,359
What the man needs
is a good night's rest.
382
00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,206
No, what he needs is this.
383
00:16:44,151 --> 00:16:45,718
How would you know
what he needs?
384
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,447
I've been with the guy
for five years.
385
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,001
You've been here
for five minutes,
386
00:16:48,962 --> 00:16:51,096
and all you've done
is bankrupt his campaign.
387
00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:52,499
A campaign we might have won
388
00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:55,001
if you hadn't been so obsessed
with showing me up.
389
00:16:54,919 --> 00:16:56,920
From the minute
you waltzed into city hall,
390
00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:58,897
all you've done
is make my life miserable.
391
00:16:58,838 --> 00:17:01,307
And I have pictures
of you all over my apartment.
392
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,829
You know, I'm sick of you.
393
00:17:03,744 --> 00:17:08,315
I'm sick of your... Tight pants
and... Silky hair.
394
00:17:08,141 --> 00:17:10,175
Yeah?
Well, I'm sick of you
395
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,418
with your boyish charm
and your... Dimpled smile.
396
00:17:15,054 --> 00:17:17,722
Forgot my notes.
397
00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:19,668
Here!
Here!
398
00:17:19,610 --> 00:17:21,978
I'm heading uptown.
Who wants a ride?
399
00:17:21,903 --> 00:17:22,837
I do.
Me.
400
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:24,528
No, you take it.
No, you take it.
401
00:17:24,485 --> 00:17:26,085
I'll take a cab.
I'll walk.
402
00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:31,343
[EXHALES]
403
00:17:37,483 --> 00:17:40,418
And being a single mother
has made me better able
404
00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:43,421
to understand the needs
of single-income families.
405
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:48,017
Ah, well, unlike my opponent,
406
00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:52,141
I support state-sponsored
castration for prisoners.
407
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,553
No, that's not right.
408
00:17:55,515 --> 00:17:58,351
Mr. mayor, you are making
a mockery of this debate,
409
00:17:58,255 --> 00:18:01,056
just as you've made a mockery
of leading this city.
410
00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:02,964
You, sir,
are an embarrassment.
411
00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:06,209
Oh, God, now he's gonna try
and fire her.
412
00:18:06,092 --> 00:18:07,993
Have you ever had
a real job?
413
00:18:07,941 --> 00:18:09,174
Excuse me?
414
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:12,019
You talk a big game,
but what have you actually done?
415
00:18:11,922 --> 00:18:14,056
I was on the city council
for 10 years,
416
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,762
and I have been mayor
of this great city for four.
417
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,705
Well, I...
418
00:18:18,645 --> 00:18:21,246
I'm sure the public would like
to know what you were doing
419
00:18:21,161 --> 00:18:23,497
while I was handling
the sanitation strike of '96,
420
00:18:23,424 --> 00:18:25,158
the taxi strike of '98,
421
00:18:25,112 --> 00:18:28,481
or when I rolled that whale back
into the water off coney island.
422
00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:31,130
It never happened,
423
00:18:31,039 --> 00:18:33,873
but he's en fuego.
424
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:36,646
Anybody with money
and their picture in the paper
425
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,985
thinks they belong in office
these days,
426
00:18:38,907 --> 00:18:41,709
but being senator
isn't a hobby, like tennis.
427
00:18:41,615 --> 00:18:43,550
You can't just run up
to the clubhouse
428
00:18:43,495 --> 00:18:45,729
for a quick diddle
whenever you get bored.
429
00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:50,921
Okay, that was over the line,
but I'm playing for keeps here!
430
00:18:52,575 --> 00:18:55,743
Well, I guess we didn't need
to prep the mayor.
431
00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:59,136
Then you wouldn't have had
your little folder moment.
432
00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:00,811
What are you talking about?
433
00:19:00,762 --> 00:19:03,164
You know
what I'm talking about.
434
00:19:03,089 --> 00:19:05,389
Last night...
you, me, manila.
435
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,786
Mike, nothing happened
last night.
436
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:10,409
It was late.
We wanted to go to bed.
437
00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:14,742
I wanted to go to bed.
438
00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:17,186
We just stared at each other.
439
00:19:17,105 --> 00:19:21,108
Talk to the dimples.
440
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,562
I'm not even remotely interested
in you.
441
00:19:23,478 --> 00:19:25,779
If you were
the last man on earth,
442
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,608
I'd date outside my species.
443
00:19:29,945 --> 00:19:33,314
She's got it bad.
444
00:19:38,547 --> 00:19:40,014
Nikki.
445
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,249
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
446
00:19:42,179 --> 00:19:43,713
Sure, talk.
447
00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:45,877
In private?
448
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,780
Listen, I just want
to apologize for yesterday.
449
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:54,271
You've been so good to me,
and I acted like a total jerk.
450
00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:55,962
You need to learn
to respect women.
451
00:19:55,910 --> 00:19:58,344
You're right,
and I'm gonna start trying.
452
00:19:58,268 --> 00:20:00,336
Listen,
can we still be friends?
453
00:20:00,276 --> 00:20:03,244
Sure.
454
00:20:03,142 --> 00:20:06,111
[THUD] Ow!
455
00:20:06,009 --> 00:20:07,410
Hey!
456
00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:11,282
I don't believe you!
457
00:20:11,138 --> 00:20:12,172
Nikki...
458
00:20:12,158 --> 00:20:13,926
aw, Nikki, wait!
459
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:19,551
Dude, I was so in!
460
00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:19,394
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
461
00:21:19,395 --> 00:21:20,529
(BARKING)
462
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:25,129
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