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You wanted
to see me?
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Oh, yeah, hi.
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Nikki, uh...
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I know things have been
kind of awkward
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because Heidi Klum's
been working here
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and we used to date,
and she's a supermodel...
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I get it, Mike.
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I just wanted to assure you
that nothing's going on.
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I mean, I'm not
attracted to her.
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Mike, you have her
calendar on your wall.
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What, I'm supposed to
guess what month it is?
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It's so obvious
you have a crush on her.
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No, I don't! Look...
And to prove it to you,
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I want you to be in this room
when we have our meeting.
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That's locked.
You're trapped.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Hello, Michael.
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Hello, Heidi.
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My German friend who
kisses everyone she knows.
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Hi, Nikki.
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Mike, I spoke to the mayor about
the animal rights campaign.
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He thought you could
help pick the right photo.
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I can think of nothing more
businesslike and professional.
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And that's you
half-naked on a pony.
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It's a gazelle, silly.
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What is?
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That's it.
I'm gone.
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No, Nik... Nikki, wait.
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I'm sorry. Is there
tension between you?
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Oh, no tension
at all, Heidi,
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considering you spent the last week
trying to seduce my boyfriend.
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It's a gazelle,
silly.
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Ha ha ha...
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Ha ha ha...
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That's a...
That's a good one.
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It's ok, Mike.
I... I think I can help.
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Nikki, I swear, I would
have never pursued Mike
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if he had made it clear that you had
more than a casual relationship.
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Ok, nicht helping.
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Mike, I have come up with
this fantastic idea
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to increase tourism.
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Now, as you know, every
year in Pamplona, Spain,
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they have this
wonderful festival.
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You wanna run bulls...
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Through New York City?
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Right up Broadway!
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Hey, Mike.
Nikki's looking for you.
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Please, janelle, I don't hop to
every time my girlfriend calls.
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I gotta go.
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Mike and Nikki
seem to be having some...
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Difficulties.
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Better them than us,
huh, janelle?
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Actually, I kinda wanted...
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every day with us...
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It's just more passionate
than the last, huh?
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What I was hoping
to say...
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well, it's not just passion.
It's a bond.
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It's a mutual understanding.
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Do you know what we have
that other couples don't?
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It certainly isn't
communication.
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Bingo. Communication.
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What's going on?
Every time I see you guys,
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you two are exchanging
massages.
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It's purely
a physical relationship.
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Paul's got
enormous hands.
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Well, it's not just length.
It's girth.
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Oh, my God, Paul.
They're huge!
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You ought to work
at NASA!
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You could wave the astronauts in
with those things!
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Mike, I just wanna let you know that
I'm gonna break up with the mayor.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No... do you know how difficult
this is gonna be?
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I mean, for me?
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Yes, Mike. That's what's
important here... your feelings.
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No, you don't understand. The mayor
does not take disappointment well.
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He cried for 2 days when puck
got kicked off the real world.
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What do I do, Mike?
He's sweet,
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but our relationship
has no future.
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I've been trying to let him down, but
I just can't seem to get through.
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He won't listen to me.
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Does he at least
listen to you?
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All right, I'll break up
with the mayor for ya.
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You can't break up with him
for me. That's ridiculous.
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He'll accept it
coming from me.
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I take care of the mayor's
emotional milestones.
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I handled his divorce. I threw
his 50th birthday party.
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I was there when his cat
got put to sleep.
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His cat was hit
by a car.
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Yes. My car.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who decided to show up
an hour late,
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and wearing tennis shoes,
no less.
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The bad news is my loafers
are at the cleaners.
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The good news is your dog
is no longer constipated.
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Oh! Hooray!
Hooray for rags!
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You know, Heidi,
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I was thinking maybe
sometime you and I could...
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no.
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Okey-dokey.
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We'll talk later.
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Heidi? As a fellow animal lover,
I just want you to know
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how much I admire what you're
doing for those creatures.
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Oh, thank you!
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Oh, come on.
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Just because you like animals,
you get a hug?
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You don't have to like animals
to get a hug. Get over here!
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(EMOTIONALLY)
I love you, man.
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Mike, I'd appreciate if we could
just keep this between us?
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Please. I'm a master
of discretion.
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What goes in these ears does
not pass through these lips.
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What's up?
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Janelle's
dumpin' the mayor.
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Actually, I'm doing it for her,
but keep it under your hat.
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How do you break up
with someone you work with?
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I don't think it's
gonna be that tough.
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I mean, you know, it's not
like I'm emotionally invested.
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What are you
gonna say?
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The truth. The relationship
never had a future.
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(MOANS) Oh...
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Oh... Oh-oh-oh-oh.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, right there.
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What are you doing?
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Ignore him, James.
Just keep going.
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I thought we had something.
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And now I find you
with him.
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Sorry, Paul.
You're out, James is in.
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You're kidding!
Look at those measly hands!
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They can't possibly
satisfy you!
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Paul... Size doesn't matter.
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Get out, Paul!
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Whoa. You've got a knot there.
This is gonna take me a while.
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James, that's my bra.
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My bad.
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Sir, I've got
some bad news.
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I'm just gonna
come right out with it
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rather than beat
around the bush.
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Ok. Le-let me
do something first.
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Janelle, could you
come in here a second?
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Yes, sir?
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I just wanted to see
your smiling face.
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Now I can handle
anything.
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Sir, uh...
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Janelle...
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Is dumping you.
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Janelle, can I
see ya again?
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Mike says you're
dumping me.
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I am.
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Hold my calls.
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Why?! What did I do?
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Nothing, nothing, sir.
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Look, janelle cares
about you very deeply.
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She just feels that you
both want different things.
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What is it
about 28-year-old women?
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They're just not interested
in older guys
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who don't want to get married
and have children!
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Life's oldest
riddle, sir.
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She's been trying
to tell me this for a while,
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and I just
couldn't hear it.
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Well, I'm gonna
go down gracefully.
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I don't want to make this
uncomfortable for her.
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Gonna write her a note.
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That's a nice idea, sir.
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Janelle, could you come in
and take some dictation?
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Heidi, this is
a little awkward,
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but your being here has made
things kind of difficult for me.
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So I think until you're
done with your project,
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it might be best...
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We... we... we didn't ta-ta-talk
to e-each shoulder.
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Mike, I don't
understand.
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This week has put a strain on
my relationship with Nikki,
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so...
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If you could
just please...
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nice!
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O-o-ok, uh...
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this is the exact opposite
of what it looks like.
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Yes. Mike was just helping
me put my dress back on.
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Nik... Nikki...
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am I nicht helping again?
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Little bit.
Nikki... wait!
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Look at ya.
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You're like
a meat loaf with teeth.
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Oh, who's my
best friend?
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That's right!
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You are!
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What are you doing?
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I'm talkin' to my dog.
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Rags.
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Ah! He is so cute!
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(SPEAKING GERMAN)
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I think he likes me.
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Oh... He likes you
a lot.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Make room for daddy!
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Mmm! Ha ha ha...
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I really miss
having a dog.
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Well, here's
a crazy idea.
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Why don't you keep him?
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm never home.
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He'd be much better off
with you.
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Thanks for making me
so happy!
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Makes me happy too.
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00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,616
Nikki, will you listen to me?
Just stop for a second.
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00:10:05,556 --> 00:10:07,088
Look, I think we really
need to talk.
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I'll save you the trouble?
I'm breaking up with you.
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What?
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It's over, Mike.
Good-bye.
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Don't... don't
walk out on me.
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Ni-Nikki, wait,
pl... come back!
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Let me talk
about this!
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Nikki, I love you!
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Catch ya later, babe.
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Morning, everyone.
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Good morning.
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Nikki.
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Mike.
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(HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING)
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Ok, what's that
annoying sound?
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It's my new pulse watch.
Pretty cool, huh?
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No.
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Ok, down to business.
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Nikki, I need that third quarter
infrastructure budget.
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Fine.
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(WATCH BEEPING SLOWLY)
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Seems like there's a little
tension in here.
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You don't know,
so just stay out of it.
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Shut up, Paul.
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My mistake.
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(BEEPING)
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Mike, can I be excused?
My heart's about to explode.
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Yeah, e-everyone...
everyone out.
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Except Nikki.
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This better be business, 'cause I
don't feel like talking about us.
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It is.
It's all business.
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Why don't you like me
anymore?
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I don't want to talk
to you about this.
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You're just gonna
confuse me.
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You're too charming, you're
too smart, you're too clever.
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I can change.
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Carter, what's wrong?
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Rags.
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He's run away.
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He's 27 years old.
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00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:08,800
Are you sure
he didn't just...
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Disintegrate?
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Who knows where he is?
Cold, alone...
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Probably in some
living hell!
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I wish I was there with him.
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I can't believe
janelle is gone.
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I can't believe
Nikki's gone.
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I can't believe rags
is (VOICE BREAKS) Gone!
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You know,
when your heart is heavy,
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00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:44,974
there's great comfort
just going out,
255
00:12:44,928 --> 00:12:47,360
being with people,
mixing with the masses.
256
00:12:47,311 --> 00:12:48,843
Is that stool taken?
257
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:49,934
Ah!
258
00:12:54,396 --> 00:12:56,895
She seemed nice.
259
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,708
Mike, would you come to the
men's room with me, please?
260
00:12:59,639 --> 00:13:02,071
Sure, sir.
Let me get my purse.
261
00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:04,887
I just don't
want to be alone.
262
00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:08,902
Sir, I'll just be
a stall away.
263
00:13:11,649 --> 00:13:14,448
Do you think it's okay
to bring rags to a bar?
264
00:13:14,382 --> 00:13:15,847
Oh, yeah.
265
00:13:15,843 --> 00:13:17,342
The transition...
266
00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:20,901
Will be easier for rags if a lot
of people see you and me together.
267
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:23,431
There's a table.
268
00:13:23,373 --> 00:13:24,405
(MOANS) Oh!
269
00:13:26,328 --> 00:13:29,394
Oh, my God!
You... you found rags!
270
00:13:29,315 --> 00:13:31,113
Carter! Hey!
271
00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:32,526
Yeah!
272
00:13:32,523 --> 00:13:34,322
Heidi did!
273
00:13:34,303 --> 00:13:36,802
What are you talking about?
You gave him to me.
274
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:42,148
No, I didn't.
Her English is not very good.
275
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:45,159
You gave away my dog
to impress a woman.
276
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,606
Dude,
it's Heidi Klum!
277
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:50,558
One last hug?
278
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:52,336
No?
279
00:13:52,318 --> 00:13:53,584
Ok.
280
00:13:55,304 --> 00:13:56,770
I'm sorry
about this, Heidi,
281
00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:59,466
but rags has been my family
pet for the last 27 years.
282
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,902
He's so full of life!
283
00:14:00,897 --> 00:14:01,929
He is?
284
00:14:01,945 --> 00:14:04,810
Yes! First we played fetch,
then frisbee,
285
00:14:04,741 --> 00:14:06,940
spent an hour
running on my treadmill.
286
00:14:06,902 --> 00:14:08,534
Oh, poor fellow!
287
00:14:08,522 --> 00:14:10,854
Seems to be clinging.
288
00:14:12,493 --> 00:14:14,593
Uh, there, there,
rags, your...
289
00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,258
nightmare is...
290
00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:17,675
finally...
291
00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:19,271
over!
292
00:14:19,261 --> 00:14:21,160
Yeah! Yeah!
293
00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:24,502
(IN FALSETTO) Now, who's the
best-lookin' boy in the world?
294
00:14:24,409 --> 00:14:26,107
Who's the happiest puppy?
295
00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:29,024
(IN MUFFLED SLOW MOTION)
Who is he? Who is he?
296
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,285
Oh, such a puppy!
297
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,604
(NORMAN VOICE) Who is he,
where does he live?
298
00:14:33,558 --> 00:14:35,423
And say good-bye
to Heidi.
299
00:14:36,799 --> 00:14:38,799
CARTER: Bye, Heidi.
300
00:14:41,978 --> 00:14:45,478
(RAGS WHIMPERS)
301
00:14:49,603 --> 00:14:51,437
You know, I used to be
top gun around here
302
00:14:51,414 --> 00:14:53,613
until you showed up
with your pressure points
303
00:14:53,575 --> 00:14:56,908
and double-jointed fingers.
304
00:14:56,817 --> 00:15:00,749
Well, Paul... you obviously
don't have the goods.
305
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:02,495
I'll show you the goods!
306
00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:05,404
Hey, cut it out, Paul,
get your hands... oh, yeah.
307
00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:08,364
Yeah, that's the stuff. Here,
let me show you something.
308
00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:09,552
Hah!
309
00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:11,489
Oh! Oh, James! Oh, gosh!
310
00:15:11,463 --> 00:15:13,963
Oh! Oh, boy!
311
00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:16,209
Oh, that's so good.
312
00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:18,529
Here, let me try!
Let me try! Oh!
313
00:15:18,486 --> 00:15:19,485
Oh... Oh!
314
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,068
You're so precise
but so delicate.
315
00:15:22,012 --> 00:15:24,145
Oh... Paul,
you're so powerful.
316
00:15:24,109 --> 00:15:26,842
I feel you
everywhere.
317
00:15:26,777 --> 00:15:28,710
Oh, James!
Oh, Paul!
318
00:15:28,684 --> 00:15:29,917
Oh, Paul!
Oh, James...
319
00:15:29,924 --> 00:15:32,322
I never knew
it could be like this!
320
00:15:32,274 --> 00:15:34,373
Oh, my God!
321
00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:36,005
Welcome!
322
00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:45,541
I can't believe
janelle is gone.
323
00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:49,261
I can't believe
Nikki's gone.
324
00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:51,579
I can't believe
rags is gone.
325
00:15:53,181 --> 00:15:56,580
Well, I guess it's back
to my dreary little office.
326
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,447
Back to my...
Dark and lonely apartment.
327
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:05,433
Back to frolicking on the most
beautiful beaches in the world.
328
00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:10,036
You know,
you stink at this.
329
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:12,723
How am I gonna face
janelle tomorrow?
330
00:16:12,658 --> 00:16:14,156
You'll be ok, sir.
331
00:16:14,151 --> 00:16:18,116
Just treat her with respect
and professionalism.
332
00:16:17,995 --> 00:16:21,629
Aw, come on, Mike. It's not like
I'm gonna behave like a child
333
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,588
and cover her car
in shaving cream.
334
00:16:24,508 --> 00:16:26,175
I hope not...
335
00:16:26,162 --> 00:16:30,228
'Cause, you know, there's
security cameras in the garage.
336
00:16:30,101 --> 00:16:31,633
Gotta go.
337
00:16:36,074 --> 00:16:38,240
I'm sorry about
your loss, Mike.
338
00:16:38,202 --> 00:16:40,034
Sorry about yours,
Heidi.
339
00:16:40,013 --> 00:16:42,945
You know,
we have this saying in Germany.
340
00:16:42,873 --> 00:16:44,407
It is better to have
loved and lost
341
00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:48,764
than to engage in a land war
with Russia in the winter.
342
00:16:50,403 --> 00:16:53,469
Thank you. That's...
Very comforting.
343
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:56,122
So where do you go
for your next photo shoot?
344
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,924
St. Bart's.
345
00:16:59,554 --> 00:17:01,486
Poor kid.
346
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,831
So you're ok
with everything, sir?
347
00:17:07,816 --> 00:17:10,748
Absolutely. I just
want to let you know
348
00:17:10,674 --> 00:17:12,973
I have confidence in our
ability to work together
349
00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:14,929
in a professional
and mature fashion.
350
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,066
Oh. You'll be working
out here now.
351
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,266
Just until the pain
goes away.
352
00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:27,021
Sir?
353
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,038
Sir!
354
00:17:30,564 --> 00:17:32,763
I found rags!
355
00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:36,524
Great. Where you
gonna bury him?
356
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,742
Hey, he's alive. I...
357
00:17:38,698 --> 00:17:41,530
yeah. He's alive!
358
00:17:41,462 --> 00:17:44,328
You knew Mike
was gonna break up with me.
359
00:17:44,258 --> 00:17:46,157
You even told him
what to say!
360
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,099
What are you
talking about?
361
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:51,069
Oh, don't you try
to deny it, you sneak.
362
00:17:50,994 --> 00:17:53,326
I was hiding behind
a desk listening to you.
363
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,313
Oh, my God, Nikki!
364
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,549
We were talking about (LOWERS
VOICE) Janelle and the mayor!
365
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:00,360
Oh, no.
366
00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:01,601
So let me get this straight.
367
00:18:01,607 --> 00:18:04,239
You were perfectly happy
in your relationship,
368
00:18:04,179 --> 00:18:05,979
and then you overheard
something,
369
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,792
and instead of talking to Mike
like an adult, you dumped him.
370
00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:11,856
You don't get to be 30 and
single by being good at this!
371
00:18:14,823 --> 00:18:17,956
This is why we have
no time for the women.
372
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,257
Oh!
373
00:18:29,249 --> 00:18:30,614
Hangover.
374
00:18:39,606 --> 00:18:40,605
Mike.
375
00:18:47,613 --> 00:18:49,846
I need those back.
376
00:18:49,806 --> 00:18:51,671
Mike, this is all my fault.
377
00:18:51,649 --> 00:18:53,315
I overheard you
and Carter talking,
378
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,866
and I thought
you were dumping me,
379
00:18:54,857 --> 00:18:56,756
and I totally overreacted
and I love you,
380
00:18:56,732 --> 00:18:58,331
and I'm so sorry,
even though I know
381
00:18:58,321 --> 00:19:01,353
it's probably gonna take you a
really long time to forgive me.
382
00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,775
I'm cool.
383
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:06,803
That's it?
384
00:19:06,804 --> 00:19:09,436
You're just gonna accept
that I ended our relationship
385
00:19:09,378 --> 00:19:12,643
and then totally
changed my mind the next day?
386
00:19:12,555 --> 00:19:14,421
Nikki, I've dated
women before.
387
00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:17,396
Ooh! Eggs!
388
00:19:17,321 --> 00:19:19,920
Yeah, I snuck in.
I was gonna make you breakfast.
389
00:19:19,863 --> 00:19:23,262
Oh, that's great.
I'm gonna put some pants on.
390
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:39,223
Mein kopfschmerzen.
391
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,382
NIKKI: Hey, you wanna
just have breakfast in bed?
392
00:19:49,252 --> 00:19:51,284
I'm thinkin' no.
393
00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:56,004
To be continued...
394
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:00,852
(SINGSONG)
Ok, rags...
395
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:02,348
Just you and me.
396
00:20:02,342 --> 00:20:04,775
Just like the old days.
397
00:20:04,726 --> 00:20:07,425
Havin' fun! Ha ha ha!
You ready?
398
00:20:07,363 --> 00:20:08,828
(WHIMPERS)
Huh?
399
00:20:08,824 --> 00:20:11,190
Fetch! Go get it! Fetch!
400
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:13,043
Fetch! Just go!
There it is!
401
00:20:13,019 --> 00:20:15,318
Fetch! Just fetch it!
Fetch it! Go!
402
00:20:15,275 --> 00:20:17,339
Get runnin'!
Frolickin'...
403
00:20:19,404 --> 00:20:21,503
Ok, rags...
404
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,335
Maybe you're having
a hard time seeing the ball,
405
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,631
but now you can smell it.
406
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:29,292
Ready?
407
00:20:30,112 --> 00:20:31,244
Go get it! Go get it!
408
00:20:31,256 --> 00:20:33,155
Get that ball and the meat
and the meat and...
409
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:36,263
yeah! Just go run,
fetch, and get it! Just...
410
00:20:36,181 --> 00:20:38,080
fetch it! Fetch it...
411
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,403
ok, rags.
412
00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:42,526
Ha ha.
413
00:20:42,536 --> 00:20:45,367
It's a ball of meat,
for cryin' out loud.
414
00:20:46,443 --> 00:20:49,409
You just fetch it
and fetch and...
415
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,833
just... arrgh... just...
416
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:55,746
you did it for Heidi!
417
00:21:57,104 --> 00:21:58,637
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
418
00:21:58,638 --> 00:21:59,769
[BARKING]
419
00:21:59,770 --> 00:22:01,069
Moo.
420
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:05,669
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