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Love the walk-in
closet, James.
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When do we see
the rest of the place?
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Don't listen to him, James.
You're an excellent host.
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Here's a little
advice, though.
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Next time you're putting out snacks,
more pretzels, less corn on the cob.
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Gotcha, Mike. Now who
wants a brewsky?
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"Barely brew. The world's
cheapest non-alcoholic beverage."
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All the urinating
and burping.
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None of the annoying
good times and laughter.
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Ahh.
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Oh, listen, Mike. I'm gonna
have to ask you not to do that.
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Studies show second-hand smoke
is really bad for mice.
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Oh, you're concerned
for our health.
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No, no, I have mice.
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Come on.
It's my bet.
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Paul, I said
it's my bet.
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Did I ever tell you guys
about my friend Pete?
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He's got 2 houses
in queens!
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I'll see your 10
and raise you 20.
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Oh, I'm out.
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I don't know if it's me or the barely
brew talkin', but I'm out, too.
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I have nothing.
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Oh, you can do that?
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I'm in!
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Paul, I can't decide
whether I should stay in or not.
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Correction.
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He's got 3 houses
in queens.
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An ace of a guy.
Has a 7.
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So, James, I heard
you won $300 last night.
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If Mike wasn't
helping him,
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I would have
cleaned his clock.
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Paul, the last time
you went to Atlantic city,
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you lost $40
in the stamp machine.
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They put 'em next to the slot
machines just to get ya.
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What are you gonna do
with the money?
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Actually, I lost it.
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I accidentally washed my money
sock at the laundromat.
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Cash must have come out
when it was in the dryer.
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Why didn't you look
in the lint screen?
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'Cause I'm just
realizing this now.
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All right,
meeting adjourned.
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James, I need you to stay
behind for a minute.
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ALL: Whoa! Ooh!
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Listen, buddy,
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I think you need to be more
responsible with your money.
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I'm gonna put you in touch
with my stockbroker.
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I'm gonna get you
in the market.
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I'm not comfortable
venturing into new things,
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especially when money's
involved.
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Have to say no on this one.
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Just let me do this
for you, ok?
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Ok.
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You believe what Paul said
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about me needing
your help for everything?
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Pull.
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Pull.
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I wanna thank you guys
for being so supportive.
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I was afraid that you might
start treating me differently
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now that I'm dating Mike.
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I'll just have a side
salad and some tap water.
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So anyway,
lunch is on me.
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And filet mignon.
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We're your friends. We wouldn't
make it uncomfortable for you.
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Hear, hear.
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So movin' on...
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Nikki, I went over your budget for
the private school voucher program,
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and I was wondering... How many times you
and Mike have done it in the office.
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Paul should be here
any second.
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Do you ever think
about death, janelle?
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No.
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Me either.
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Here it is, sir!
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The official Randall
Winston action figure!
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Outstanding!
Let me see that!
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Sir, are you sure this is the
image you want as a politician?
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Janelle, the governor
of Minnesota,
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Jesse "the body" ventura,
has his own action figure.
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It got him elected!
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What about the liberal social platform
he combined with fiscal conservatism?
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Yes, but it was
mostly the doll.
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My action figure will expose
young people to politics,
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all proceeds
will go to charity,
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and that's really
all I care about.
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It will have
the kung fu grip, right?
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You betcha.
All right!
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I don't know.
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A doll?
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At home we have a collection
of beautiful antique dolls,
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and many of them are adorned with
silk dresses and real leather shoes.
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The detailing is amazing!
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Ah... Claudia
collects dolls, huh?
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Yes.
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Claudia does.
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Sir, I know you're probably gonna
think this idea is radical,
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but with the surplus from
the transportation department
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rolled over into
this fiscal year,
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we can take the revenue,
invest it in the city's name,
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and renovate the 59th
street subway station
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without even dipping
into the principal.
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Whaddaya think?
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I'm sorry, Mike.
I was thinking about my doll.
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Hey, Mr. mayor.
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Hey, James. I'll go over
this proposal in my office.
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Here you go, Mike.
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Wow, James,
a check for $8,700.
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It's my life savings.
I want you to invest it.
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I'll help you pick out a couple
nice, stable mutual funds.
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I was really thinking of
something more exciting.
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I'll help you pick out a couple
of nice, stable mutual funds
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and take you to a strip joint.
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I want to put it all into this new
Internet company named barky.Com.
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James, that's ridiculous.
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When I was little,
I had a dog named barky.
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Oh, you had a dog.
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Oh. That...
Changes everything.
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Hey, everybody.
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Anyone who wants to get in
on James's dead dog stock,
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report to my office.
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You might want to
stand away from the door.
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James...
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I forbid you
to do this.
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You can't do that.
You're not the boss of me.
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Oh, actually,
I am the boss of you.
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I'll just
invest this myself.
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It's not like I don't
know how to buy stocks.
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What train do I take
to wall street?
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All right, all right.
Come here. Give it to me.
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You're right. You are a grown-up.
I'll do it.
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Thanks, Mike.
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Cool snoopy check.
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Has Paul seen this?
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Nope. The messenger just
dropped it off for him.
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He said it was confidential,
so I cracked it open.
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Are those little doll keys
in his pocket,
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or is he just happy
to see me?
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That cannot be
anatomically correct.
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I've taken a steam
with the mayor.
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I would have
remembered that.
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All right, really, is it just us,
or is it really that noticeable?
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Hey, what are you guys
lookin' at?
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Damn!
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PAUL:
Is the doll here yet?
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I been talkin'
to the distributors.
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They say the little
Winston's gonna be huge!
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Oh, my God!
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The little Winston is huge!
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Hey, here comes
the mayor.
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Hey! Is that what
I think it is?
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And much, much more.
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Let me see it.
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Who's your daddy?
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I want him on the shelves
by tomorrow, all right?
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You got it, sir.
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So, janelle,
we still on for tonight?
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You better believe it!
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Can't believe Stuart is so interested in
the details of my sex life with Mike.
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It is so pathetic!
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It is so weak!
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He's the lamest idiot
I've met.
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So what's Mike
really like?
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You guys really care?
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No, we don't care.
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It's not like we sit around
and wonder if Mike's romantic...
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If he's the kind of guy that would pick
you up and take you to his room and...
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Run his hands
across your bald head.
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So you never bought
the stock for James.
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'Course not. Those Internet
companies are a dime a dozen.
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I'm teaching James
a valuable lesson.
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Great job, Mr. Brady.
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Here you go. Look.
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If I had let James
do this...
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His $8,700 would only
be worth... Ok, let me see...
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It was $2.00.
Today it's...
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68.
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That's...$300,000.
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Relax, Mike. He probably
doesn't even know yet.
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Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti!
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Yah!
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Uh, Mike...
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Wah!
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Kill me.
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Hey, has anyone seen James?
I gotta talk to him.
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Yeah, he's
standing out front.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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I was worried he was out
blowing all his money.
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No, he's just waiting
for his car to be delivered.
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What kinda car?
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Yeah, daddy.
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You have any idea what kinda babes
I'm gonna pick up with this thing?
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I'm guessing jockeys
and carnival workers.
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Come on, Mike. I've wanted one
of these ever since I was 19.
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Carter, can I talk to you
in my office?
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Hey, James.
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You really think it's safe to park
your car in the middle of the office?
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That's a good point.
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(ALARM CHIRPS)
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How in the world were you able
to get these fixed so fast?
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Had to make
a few phone calls.
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These people in the doll industry
only understand one language.
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Hardball?
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Spanish.
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Unfortunately, because the dolls
had to be ready for today,
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I had to take the mayor's head off and
put it on a different doll's body.
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What kind of body?
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A professional
wrestler doll.
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You guys get
first look at this.
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I think you'll get
a kick out of it. Paul.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it is an honor to introduce
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the mayor Winston
action figure!
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Now, as you can see,
it has my trademark dark suit,
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my trademark
salt-and-pepper hair,
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and of course, my trademark...
Incredibly buff physique.
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But still, the point
of this action figure
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is to present a positive message
to the kids of New York City.
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Oh, look, it's got
a pull cord here.
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Pull cord? What pull cord?
Right here.
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I'm gonna tear you apart
till you bleed!
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Now that would be my message
to the kids who skip school.
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Harsh but fair.
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Mike, you gotta be
honest with James.
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You gotta be honest
with James.
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You gotta be honest with the mayor.
Be honest with Nikki.
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Why are you even
in politics?
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Besides, I got a plan.
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Your stockbroker's here.
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Hey.
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Carter, I'd like you
to meet Parker.
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Parker.
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Carter, huh?
I like ya.
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I like your style. I'd like
to get you into the market.
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Well, I have no money...
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Hmm.
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Hey!
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Flaherty,
you big bag of dirt!
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What can I do you for?
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Well, first of all, this bull
market is not gonna last,
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so I wanna diversify
my portfolio.
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Sell half my position
in intel.
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Gotcha. That's, uh...
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One share... Intel.
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Plus, I need a favor.
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Anything for you, buddy.
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I wanna buy some stock
in barky.Com.
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Not a problem.
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All right.
Here's the tricky part.
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I need ya to buy it...
2 days ago.
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That's your plan?
Time travel?
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Look, I... I meant to buy it.
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Oh, you meant
to buy it?
250
00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:43,740
Well, you know, we can use
the New York stock exchange
251
00:12:43,672 --> 00:12:46,104
"oh, I meant to
buy it" clause.
252
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:49,323
I'm amazed more people
don't take advantage of it.
253
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,869
Fine, Parker. If that's the way
you're gonna be about it,
254
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,945
I want you to sell
my other share of intel.
255
00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:55,443
Who's laughin' now?
256
00:12:56,581 --> 00:12:59,281
Mike, this is crazy.
Just tell James the truth!
257
00:12:59,221 --> 00:13:02,154
Yeah, thanks for your 2 cents,
Johnny-no-cash, but, uh...
258
00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:05,956
This is kind of
an adult swim?
259
00:13:10,828 --> 00:13:12,094
How much you got?
260
00:13:12,099 --> 00:13:13,698
8,700.
261
00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,121
How much you need?
262
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,619
300,000.
263
00:13:16,614 --> 00:13:18,080
When do you need it?
264
00:13:18,078 --> 00:13:19,244
Tomorrow.
265
00:13:19,254 --> 00:13:20,886
(WHISTLES)
266
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,841
I can totally do that!
267
00:13:28,158 --> 00:13:30,390
If you guys were
making a sandwich,
268
00:13:31,624 --> 00:13:33,890
which would be on top...
269
00:13:33,849 --> 00:13:35,348
The Turkey...
270
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,343
Or the cheese?
271
00:13:41,068 --> 00:13:42,500
The cheese!
272
00:13:42,498 --> 00:13:44,064
Well, there you go.
273
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,622
So who's the cheese
and who's the Turkey?
274
00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:48,668
Damn!
275
00:13:48,635 --> 00:13:50,401
Just let me handle this.
276
00:13:50,385 --> 00:13:53,817
If Mike were a camel,
would he have one hump or 2?
277
00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:57,135
Per night?
278
00:13:57,094 --> 00:13:59,026
I can't believe you're
are taking part in this.
279
00:13:59,002 --> 00:14:01,835
We're your friends. We always
talk about this stuff.
280
00:14:01,768 --> 00:14:04,601
He's right. I told you all about
the time I hooked up with Ken.
281
00:14:04,535 --> 00:14:07,568
And I told you all about the
time I hooked up with Ken.
282
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,829
This isn't a boyfriend
of the moment.
283
00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:13,864
We all love Mike, but more
importantly, I love Mike.
284
00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:16,254
I want this relationship
to be just mine.
285
00:14:16,204 --> 00:14:18,937
We're sorry.
We will back off.
286
00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,308
Thank you.
287
00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:22,738
You're not getting out
without answering one question.
288
00:14:22,691 --> 00:14:24,057
Stuart...
289
00:14:24,059 --> 00:14:25,991
it won't be
the least bit sexual, ok?
290
00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:27,265
Uh-huh.
291
00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:29,369
If Mike were a flower...
292
00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:32,545
How big would his penis be?
293
00:14:47,239 --> 00:14:49,238
Damn. Another loser.
294
00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:51,443
So plan "a" was the broker...
295
00:14:51,406 --> 00:14:53,471
Plan "b" was lottery
scratch cards.
296
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,372
Let me guess... plan "c" is we
get the band back together
297
00:14:56,302 --> 00:14:58,967
and win the big
citywide talent show.
298
00:15:00,913 --> 00:15:03,179
Hey, uh, Mike, you got a sec?
Yeah. Hey.
299
00:15:03,139 --> 00:15:05,271
My man! How'd my stock do?
300
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,236
Through the roof!
Yes!
301
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:10,708
Yes! And you doubted me!
In your face!
302
00:15:10,611 --> 00:15:13,042
You would've made
a fortune.
303
00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,440
Would've...
304
00:15:15,445 --> 00:15:19,143
What... what... wh-wo-
would've is no good.
305
00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:22,336
Did I ever tell you
I have a gambling problem?
306
00:15:22,248 --> 00:15:24,147
No, that never
came up.
307
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:27,157
Yeah, I have
a gambling problem.
308
00:15:27,082 --> 00:15:30,715
So, uh... on my way home,
I drove by the track...
309
00:15:30,612 --> 00:15:32,144
The track's
an hour away.
310
00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:36,204
Ok, you got me. Uh, drove
to the track. Um...
311
00:15:36,081 --> 00:15:39,647
Long story short,
I lost the money.
312
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,312
Scratchers!
313
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,432
Mike, I'm sorry to interrupt.
I need a little advance.
314
00:15:45,366 --> 00:15:48,598
Is that the kid you
didn't buy the stock for?
315
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:52,580
Wow! You are like
the world's worst broker.
316
00:15:52,457 --> 00:15:54,456
You didn't buy
the stock?
317
00:15:54,429 --> 00:15:56,228
You didn't buy it.
I don't believe you.
318
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,442
James, James, just
give me a minute here.
319
00:15:58,403 --> 00:16:01,669
You think I'm such a child that I
can't make decisions for myself?
320
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:04,182
Mike, I'm a grown man!
321
00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:05,259
James, James...
322
00:16:05,272 --> 00:16:06,804
Just listen to me, ok?
323
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,863
Out of the road,
you moron!
324
00:16:15,637 --> 00:16:17,570
Some of the dolls
have been collected.
325
00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:20,045
The problem is, the one day
the model was available,
326
00:16:19,994 --> 00:16:22,127
it became somewhat
of a collector's item.
327
00:16:22,093 --> 00:16:24,458
I even bought one
for my own collection.
328
00:16:24,414 --> 00:16:26,046
You mean Claudia's collection.
329
00:16:26,035 --> 00:16:29,669
Oh, who are we kidding?
Janelle, I love dolls.
330
00:16:29,565 --> 00:16:32,698
If the mayor finds out I'm responsible
for this, my goose is cooked.
331
00:16:32,619 --> 00:16:34,484
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
332
00:16:34,463 --> 00:16:37,228
I have an idea!
I have an idea!
333
00:16:37,165 --> 00:16:40,164
We could say
it was your fault!
334
00:16:40,091 --> 00:16:41,555
No way!
335
00:16:41,553 --> 00:16:43,252
Come on.
You're dating the guy!
336
00:16:43,238 --> 00:16:46,237
He gets mad at you, you buy him a
tie, he forgets the whole thing!
337
00:16:46,163 --> 00:16:47,429
Janelle, please?
338
00:16:47,436 --> 00:16:49,934
Who, exactly, was
responsible for this?
339
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,153
It was me, sir.
340
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,546
Well, I love it.
341
00:16:55,544 --> 00:16:58,277
I want these bad boys
back on sale tomorrow.
342
00:16:58,216 --> 00:17:00,714
The kids'll think
I'm the bomb.
343
00:17:01,872 --> 00:17:04,171
Great work, janelle.
Let's go out to dinner.
344
00:17:04,129 --> 00:17:06,194
Maybe we'll talk about
your future in politics.
345
00:17:06,164 --> 00:17:07,463
Uh, Mr. mayor, sir...
346
00:17:07,468 --> 00:17:09,467
lock up when
you leave, Paul.
347
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:12,569
Hi, Stuart.
348
00:17:12,588 --> 00:17:15,187
Don't even
talk to me.
349
00:17:15,132 --> 00:17:17,131
You cannot be mad at me
350
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,802
because I won't
tell you my sex stories.
351
00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:21,608
Nikki, you've known me
for 5 years.
352
00:17:21,587 --> 00:17:23,786
I need to hear
these things.
353
00:17:23,749 --> 00:17:26,781
They're like food to me.
I eat sex stories!
354
00:17:26,706 --> 00:17:27,771
Stuart...
355
00:17:27,787 --> 00:17:29,853
I tell you about
my sexual experiences.
356
00:17:29,823 --> 00:17:31,355
Yeah, but
I'm not askin'!
357
00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:34,447
And still you send the
pictures, the stories.
358
00:17:36,532 --> 00:17:39,131
The occasional
instructional video.
359
00:17:39,075 --> 00:17:41,708
Nikki, this isn't even
about your sex life anymore.
360
00:17:41,651 --> 00:17:43,884
It's about sharing something
with a friend
361
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,678
'cause you know it'll
make him happy.
362
00:17:51,159 --> 00:17:53,691
Sometimes...
363
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,538
I think it's sexy...
364
00:17:55,515 --> 00:17:57,947
To lick the back
of Mike's neck.
365
00:17:58,822 --> 00:18:00,755
Thank you.
366
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,148
You're welcome.
367
00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:10,856
(SINGSONG)
Neck... Licker!
368
00:18:15,484 --> 00:18:16,850
Ne-ck...
369
00:18:16,852 --> 00:18:18,184
Lick-ah!
370
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:24,956
Nikki like-a neck-a licky!
371
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,699
Nikki like-a neck-a licky!
372
00:18:26,678 --> 00:18:27,610
Nikki! Nikki!
373
00:18:27,632 --> 00:18:30,231
Nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki!
374
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,511
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
375
00:18:35,486 --> 00:18:36,652
Come in.
376
00:18:40,129 --> 00:18:43,161
Hey, I wasn't sure
if you were here.
377
00:18:43,086 --> 00:18:45,218
Didn't see your car out front.
378
00:18:49,318 --> 00:18:51,817
I hit a dog on the way home.
It's totaled.
379
00:18:54,056 --> 00:18:57,555
Listen, I got back the $8,700
of yours that my broker stole.
380
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,824
Really?
What'd he say?
381
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,979
Oh, he said,
"just take it. Take it.
382
00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:04,874
Please bring me back
inside the window."
383
00:19:07,602 --> 00:19:09,801
Anyway, I should have
invested that for you.
384
00:19:09,764 --> 00:19:11,963
Damn right.
I make my own decisions.
385
00:19:11,926 --> 00:19:13,992
You've proven you don't know
what's best for me.
386
00:19:13,962 --> 00:19:15,794
The stock
bottomed out today.
387
00:19:15,774 --> 00:19:17,672
I did not know that.
388
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:20,416
Yeah, all the brokers
took a bath.
389
00:19:20,352 --> 00:19:22,052
That seems odd.
390
00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:29,218
Guess I do need someone to
look out for me. I mean...
391
00:19:29,161 --> 00:19:32,227
Look at all this
useless junk I bought.
392
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:34,849
Useless?
Come on, James.
393
00:19:34,789 --> 00:19:37,388
You got the big bed.
394
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:40,166
You got the treadmill,
which is nice,
395
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:43,465
'cause in New York, it's hard
to find places to walk.
396
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:46,740
I even paid $400 to have an
escort come by last night.
397
00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:49,283
You pa... you paid a woman
to have sex with you?
398
00:19:49,225 --> 00:19:52,391
She would have had
sex with me!
399
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,428
You know, James,
400
00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:01,500
when I first met you...
401
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,233
I swear I didn't think
you'd last a day in this city.
402
00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:06,504
The point is,
you're doing great now.
403
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:10,326
You don't need me to be your big brother.
You're not a kid anymore.
404
00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:11,744
Thanks, Mike.
405
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,532
Wanna sleep over?
406
00:20:20,324 --> 00:20:22,022
(SOFTLY)
No.
407
00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:29,364
So you, uh... Gonna keep any
of that stuff you bought?
408
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:31,090
No. I wanted to,
409
00:20:31,072 --> 00:20:33,770
but Mike convinced me that
everything should go back.
410
00:20:33,712 --> 00:20:35,643
It's a tough break.
411
00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:42,382
Hey, baby.
412
00:20:48,719 --> 00:20:51,286
And, yes, these are
bugle boy jeans I'm wearing.
413
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,144
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
414
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,276
(BARKING)
415
00:21:54,277 --> 00:21:55,444
Moo.
416
00:21:55,494 --> 00:22:00,044
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