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Sweetie, happy...
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4-month anniversary.
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You are so amazing.
You know what's so great?
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Most guys, when they give
their girlfriends gifts,
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give beer of the month club, baseball
tickets, something they want.
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That's a gift certificate.
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To where?
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Thong world.
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Do I have to be here?
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James, yes.
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Since you're the only one who knows
about us, I like having you around.
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You are part of
this relationship.
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Absolutely, James. Can you
help me take my pants off?
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I'm done being
your third wheel, ok?
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It's gotten to the point where I'm
not even in my own sexual fantasies.
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It's always you two.
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Do you have any idea
how disturbing that is?
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Yeah.
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I can't handle it anymore.
The secret is too much.
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Don't think you're gonna go tell
anybody we're sleeping together.
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You guys are
sleeping together?
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Wow! I guess that means
you're getting married!
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No way.
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Maybe.
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Can't believe
they called off
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our softball game
last night.
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Yeah, that's a shame.
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Hey, nice game last night,
everybody.
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Carter, clutch hit
in the 7th.
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It s-sounds like
there was a game last night.
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No, you know,
as a matter of fact,
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they canceled
the rest of the season.
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Everybody else, our book club
meets tonight at 7:00.
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On field 3.
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Uh, Mike, per your request,
I've set up a meet-and-greet
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with all the community leaders
from the third district.
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What's wrong with the third?
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It's our most
diverse neighborhood.
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Each group feels the administration's
forgotten their needs.
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Which are...
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You know, I had 'em written
down here somewhere.
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Now, Mike, I can't
make these meetings.
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I have to present my summer camp
proposal for inner-city kids.
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No problem. Stuart,
you be Carter today.
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You mean pompous,
bald, and horny for guys?
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I am not pompous!
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Hey, what's new, James?
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I don't know
what's new.
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Why... why would I
know what's new?
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What am I, king of
the new things?
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For the love of God, woman,
would you get off my back?
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(LECHEROUSLY)
So, janelle...
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Datin' the mayor.
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Don't go there.
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Hello, janelle.
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Take off your clothes.
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(WHISTLING)
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You know,
I was just jokin'.
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Oh, yeah.
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(WHISPERS)
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Stuart, all next week,
I need you to come in at 6 a.m.
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Why?
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Why, janelle?
Because.
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Good enough for me.
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Whoo! Can you
believe her?
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Women, huh?
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Make it 5:30.
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Ok, sir. I wanted you to
know I'll be handling
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meet-and-greets with ethnic
communities from the third district.
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This is delicate stuff. Why
isn't Carter handling this?
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Sir, when it comes to the needs
of our minority constituents,
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I'm incredibly sensitive.
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Besides, fruitcake's busy.
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I want you to impress me
on this one, bondek.
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All right,
bring 'em all on...
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the lutherans,
the episcopalians...
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Heck, I'll even
sit down with a methodist!
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Actually, sir, we're pretty
solid with the white and...
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The really white.
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I was referring to Italians,
Jews, puerto ricans.
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Ah! The non-golfers.
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Mike, my body isn't equipped
for keeping secrets.
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Look at my arms and neck.
I'm totally breaking out!
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You can't tell.
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Really?
It's not that bad?
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Oh, you mean the rash?
No, the rash is hideous.
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I mean the secret.
You can't tell.
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You can't tell anyone, not now, not ever.
I'm sorry.
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Ok?
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Sorry.
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Hey, Mike.
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Hey, sir.
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Excited about
that interview today?
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It's just another magazine article.
It's no big deal.
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Really? There
haven't been that many
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since that whole "political
wonder boy" thing wore off.
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What do you mean, "wore off"?
It's not like I'm some old man.
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Oy! Ah...
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What's the matter, Mike?
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Softball. Pulled my ass.
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So after I finished running
senator field's campaign,
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I became
the deputy mayor.
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That's quite a list
of accomplishments
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for someone who's
only 32 years old.
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31 1/2, actually.
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But what
does age matter?
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Change it.
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Mike, can you help me? None of
these numbers seem to add up.
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Ah, here we go. Try shifting these
numbers over into this column here,
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re-add, and move the whole total
over into the next fiscal quarter.
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So, Mr. Flaherty, all these
people here work for you?
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Work with me, Audrey.
With me.
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And, yes.
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Mike, the council
didn't allot enough money
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to cover
my summer camp program.
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Try working other angles.
Get the community involved.
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When I was a kid,
we had bake sales.
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Mike, we're short
over 1.5 million.
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All right.
Brownies are a quarter
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and cupcakes
are 130 grand.
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Mr. fuscini,
the mayor is committed
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to the needs of the Italian
community in your neighborhood!
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What about that
unsightly construction
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in our business
district?
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We found... That when we get
into these types of situations,
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we tend to make
things worse, so...
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We've decided on a more...
Hands-off approach.
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So you're gonna
do nothin'.
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I hope it doesn't
go unnoticed.
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Good-bye, Mr. bondek!
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Oh, please wait.
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Hey, Mario fuscini!
Oh, my God!
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Little Stacey paterno!
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Oh!
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Well, it's nice to see the mayor has
someone with brains workin' here.
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Es stunad.
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Stunad!
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What'd he say?
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Stunad.
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It's Stuart
in Italian.
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Oh. I was gonna order some pizza.
You guys want some?
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Sure, why not?
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So tell me, Stacey.
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What's with this mayor?
He's a good man?
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Yeah. We need a couple
of pizzas at city hall.
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The name is bondek.
Stunad bondek.
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Ok, let me see.
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One word that best
describes me.
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Well, I'd have to say
"decisive."
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No, scratch that.
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Sorry, Mike.
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Am I late for the meeting
on my summer camp proposal?
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No, you're in the middle
of my interview.
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Now I remember you. You're Carter
Heywood, the gay rights activist.
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You went on that 11-day hunger
strike for same-sex marriages.
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Yeah! Yeah, it was, uh...
Particularly difficult for me,
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because I had just come off
a 100-mile aids walk.
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I had to be hospitalized.
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You know, I once
spent a whole day
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in a city
council meeting.
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If you've
got a moment,
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I'd like to talk to you
about my summer camp.
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I'm sure
she will, Carter,
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the next time she's doing a hard-hitting
expose on lanyards and bed-wetting.
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When I finish here, I'll gladly
give you a couple of minutes.
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Thanks.
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Wow.
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He is a really
fascinating guy.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, well...
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So what are you
working on right now?
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I will be, uh, redrafting
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a previously drafted
referendum
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to justify the allocation of funds
to repair a block of parking meters.
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Which I broke.
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Mm...
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See, I was driving
a bus...
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And I couldn't go
under 55 Miles per hour...
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Or the whole bus
would explode.
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Stop me
if you've heard this.
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Stacey!
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Rabbi judson is gonna
be here any second.
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I need you to do the same song and
dance you did with the Italian guy.
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It wasn't a song and dance.
I am Italian.
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I'll give ya
100 bucks.
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Shalom!
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Rabbi,
this is Stacey paterno...
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...witz.
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You are adorable!
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You know, I have
a nephew who's a doctor.
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Are you single?
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Am I single? What, with the
putzes around here? Pfft!
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Get yourself
a cup of coffee,
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then we'll kibitz.
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Oy! I'm svitzin'
like a khazzah.
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It ends here.
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Hola, senor Ramirez.
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Es un placer.
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Oh, likewise!
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But your friend here
es un imbecil.
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Oh...
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Uh... What does
imbecil mean?
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It means "ambassador."
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Imbecil stunad.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, baby!
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James, you ok?
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Do I look ok?
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Oh, my God, James!
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What?
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I think I see a small patch
of skin on your rash.
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Aw, sweetie,
it's not that bad.
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James touched
that bagel.
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Hey! They sent over an advance
copy of the magazine.
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You guys as nervous
as I am?
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I'm a little worried
about the cover shot.
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I wanted to go for a bogart
in Casablanca kinda thing.
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Well, how do I look?
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Like shaft.
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In shaft.
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"Carter Heywood strides down
the corridors of city hall
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with a walk that says,
I'm the man."
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Ha ha.
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Does my walk
say that?
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I'm the man.
Who's the man?
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You the man!
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I'm the man.
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All right. So Carter got
his picture in the paper.
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Mike... Are you
a little jealous?
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All right, fine. Go back to work, ok?
Meeting adjourned.
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This is like the
other night at karaoke,
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when you ripped the
microphone outta my hand.
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Mike, you sang
35 consecutive songs.
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You love abba.
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Do you really think I asked
to be in the spotlight?
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A 4-hour dinner. You couldn't
mention me just once?
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That is not true. Look.
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There you go.
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"And then I was hired...
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By Mike flaherby."
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I'm almost positive
I said "Flaherty."
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I'm pissed, but it still
goes in the scrapbook.
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The only reason I did this was to raise
awareness for my summer camp program.
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(WHINING) Your precious
summer camp program!
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I'm sorry, ok?
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But you are still
the deputy mayor.
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Oh, I thank you.
Thank you for that.
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Yes, indeedy. Thank you
very much, Carter.
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Hey, Stacey,
cancel the movers,
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because Carter's gonna allow me
to continue being deputy mayor!
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You know what? Nothing in this article
changes who you are around here.
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Did you see the epa's proposal to reduce
our subsidies? How can we stop them?
252
00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:22,515
I thought I'd call...
253
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,589
actually, I was
talking to Carter.
254
00:12:25,608 --> 00:12:27,073
Flaherby.
255
00:12:32,728 --> 00:12:36,194
The mayor was so impressed with
my work on district three,
256
00:12:36,099 --> 00:12:38,797
he called me to the
mansion to reward me.
257
00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:40,503
But I did everything.
258
00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:43,584
When this door opens, I'm gonna be
taking a lot of credit for things,
259
00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:46,571
so try not to get
in the way.
260
00:12:46,493 --> 00:12:48,292
Stacey!
Stuart.
261
00:12:48,274 --> 00:12:50,306
I've gathered together
the representatives
262
00:12:50,277 --> 00:12:52,276
from the third district
for lunch.
263
00:12:52,248 --> 00:12:55,247
I thought it'd be nice
to have you here.
264
00:12:58,097 --> 00:13:00,063
It's all you, babe.
265
00:13:05,346 --> 00:13:06,279
Michael.
266
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,399
Carter.
267
00:13:09,002 --> 00:13:10,934
I, uh... Think
we can agree
268
00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:13,009
not to get too
competitive over this.
269
00:13:12,976 --> 00:13:14,608
I agree totally.
270
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,961
I'm bigger
than that.
271
00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:21,302
As am I.
272
00:13:21,273 --> 00:13:22,939
Good.
273
00:13:23,849 --> 00:13:25,181
Good.
274
00:13:35,007 --> 00:13:37,840
Yes! Yes!
275
00:13:37,774 --> 00:13:39,806
Shh, shh, shh.
It's double jeopardy.
276
00:13:41,874 --> 00:13:43,907
Mike, this competition
is ridiculous.
277
00:13:43,877 --> 00:13:46,275
It... it's over, ok?
Whaddaya say?
278
00:13:46,229 --> 00:13:47,862
Who's John
maynard keynes?
279
00:13:47,851 --> 00:13:49,083
(DING)
280
00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:51,289
WOMAN: Who is John
maynard keynes?
281
00:13:51,253 --> 00:13:54,085
Who is John maynard keynes?
282
00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:56,228
Who is Bob fosse?
283
00:13:56,243 --> 00:13:57,175
(DING)
284
00:13:57,197 --> 00:13:58,963
WOMAN:
Who is Bob fosse?
285
00:13:58,945 --> 00:14:01,078
Who is Bob fosse?
286
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,899
WOMAN: I'll take famous
African-American homosexuals for...
287
00:14:12,297 --> 00:14:14,530
I woulda gotten that!
288
00:14:15,509 --> 00:14:18,108
It's probably
"who is ru Paul?"
289
00:14:20,183 --> 00:14:23,215
Who is ru Paul?
290
00:14:24,474 --> 00:14:26,539
Stacey, como esta?
291
00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:29,007
Stuart, help. I haven't
prepared any more Spanish.
292
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,288
Just wing it!
293
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:31,557
Hola.
294
00:14:31,564 --> 00:14:32,862
Ah...
295
00:14:32,866 --> 00:14:35,466
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
296
00:14:36,205 --> 00:14:37,370
De nada.
297
00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:38,381
Uh-huh.
298
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:41,131
Yo tengo vestido rojo.
299
00:14:41,069 --> 00:14:43,267
Es muy bonita.
300
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,683
Say something!
301
00:14:45,679 --> 00:14:48,110
Yo quiero taco bell.
302
00:14:50,192 --> 00:14:53,325
So, miss paternowitz.
303
00:14:53,245 --> 00:14:56,910
(SPEAKING YIDDISH)
304
00:15:00,811 --> 00:15:04,476
So, uh, do you have plans
for Friday night?
305
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,071
Ha ha ha ha!
306
00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:07,755
What?
307
00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:09,073
That's
a good one.
308
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,743
You see, it's funny
because rabbis can't date.
309
00:15:11,684 --> 00:15:14,349
Actually, we can.
310
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,122
I did not
know that.
311
00:15:17,406 --> 00:15:20,405
I thought you might like
to come to our synagogue.
312
00:15:20,331 --> 00:15:22,363
I'm sorry, rabbi judson,
313
00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:25,899
but Friday night I have plans
to go to this club, and...
314
00:15:25,798 --> 00:15:27,830
on the sabbath?
315
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,266
The sabbath.
316
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,729
No. Right.
317
00:15:30,725 --> 00:15:32,958
The day of notgoing to clubs.
318
00:15:32,919 --> 00:15:35,185
I thought you were
puerto rican!
319
00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:36,377
She's Italian!
320
00:15:36,385 --> 00:15:37,750
She's a Jew!
321
00:15:37,752 --> 00:15:40,718
Mr. mayor,
what is going on here?
322
00:15:40,644 --> 00:15:43,410
Sir, Stacey here has obviously
misrepresented herself.
323
00:15:43,347 --> 00:15:44,412
I'm leaving.
324
00:15:44,428 --> 00:15:46,427
No, no, no, people,
people, people,
325
00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:47,931
don't you see
what this means?
326
00:15:47,925 --> 00:15:51,624
Uh... Before now, you felt alienated
from this administration.
327
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:55,116
And then you met Stacey, and you
felt you had a friend here.
328
00:15:55,014 --> 00:15:59,280
We don't need people who look
like you to represent you.
329
00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:02,179
No... We transcend
330
00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:04,436
ethnic boundaries.
331
00:16:04,392 --> 00:16:06,658
So what you're saying is
you did this on purpose
332
00:16:06,618 --> 00:16:08,450
to make a point.
333
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,462
Sure. Let's go with that.
334
00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:12,999
Now, let's all go
into the dining room
335
00:16:12,944 --> 00:16:15,676
and, uh, sit down for a
meal as a community!
336
00:16:15,614 --> 00:16:16,948
Wonderful!
337
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,812
Great work, sir. It looks like you
and I really pulled this one off.
338
00:16:21,718 --> 00:16:23,651
Stuart,
next week, 4 a.m.
339
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,187
Nikki, I can't take it anymore.
You have to let me tell.
340
00:16:30,143 --> 00:16:33,510
I don't even wanna keep this a secret.
Talk to Mike.
341
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:35,084
Everyone's scared of me.
342
00:16:35,071 --> 00:16:38,137
This morning on the subway,
I had my own car.
343
00:16:40,985 --> 00:16:42,817
Well, that's just lucky.
344
00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:46,658
It was rush hour.
345
00:16:46,579 --> 00:16:48,712
Nik, can I see you
in here for a minute?
346
00:16:48,677 --> 00:16:50,908
Look at it
this way, James.
347
00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:52,936
Can't get any worse.
348
00:16:54,653 --> 00:16:57,420
Why is Mike always asking
Nikki into his office
349
00:16:57,355 --> 00:16:59,521
for secret meetings,
huh, James?
350
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:02,539
James?
351
00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:12,507
Oh, I get it. See, yesterday,
I got you a present
352
00:17:12,424 --> 00:17:14,457
that was really
for me,
353
00:17:14,428 --> 00:17:17,293
so today you got me a present
that was really for you.
354
00:17:17,225 --> 00:17:18,891
Well, they're
beautiful flowers,
355
00:17:18,878 --> 00:17:21,711
and I love them, and you
know what I'm gonna do?
356
00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:23,743
I'm gonna have my
picture taken with them
357
00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:26,043
so you can look at it
whenever you're lonely.
358
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,132
Mike...
359
00:17:27,144 --> 00:17:30,076
And I suggest
you do the same thing...
360
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,037
W-with your new thong.
361
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,675
I didn't get you
these flowers.
362
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,978
Ok, but I'd still
like the picture.
363
00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:40,660
They're from Carter.
364
00:17:40,656 --> 00:17:42,721
"Sorry if I stole
your thunder.
365
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:46,122
You've always been a friend to me,
and that's really all that matters."
366
00:17:48,285 --> 00:17:50,117
Oh, no.
367
00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:51,530
Oh, no.
368
00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:55,093
I had Carter handle that press
conference on prostitution.
369
00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,092
So what?
370
00:17:56,105 --> 00:17:58,104
I might have told him
it was...
371
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,875
Library awareness.
372
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:04,065
You walk by them
all the time...
373
00:18:04,022 --> 00:18:06,454
And you never even
notice them.
374
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,166
I'm here to tell you
375
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:10,971
use them.
376
00:18:11,938 --> 00:18:14,403
Take advantage of them.
377
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,587
Remember...
378
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,695
You're never too old
to learn.
379
00:18:21,348 --> 00:18:23,646
Mr. Heywood,
what are you saying?
380
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:24,837
That you've been to one?
381
00:18:24,845 --> 00:18:27,611
Ha ha. Are you kidding?
I was in one this morning.
382
00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:29,746
And I was having
such a good time,
383
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,041
I found it hard
to keep quiet.
384
00:18:34,477 --> 00:18:36,409
Ok, that's it.
Uh, Paul?
385
00:18:36,385 --> 00:18:38,717
Paul will handle
any further questions.
386
00:18:38,674 --> 00:18:40,973
Oh, no, Mike, please.
387
00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:43,594
Is something wrong?
388
00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:45,534
Not at all. In fact,
I just wanted to, uh,
389
00:18:45,509 --> 00:18:47,741
thank you for
the beautiful flowers.
390
00:18:47,703 --> 00:18:50,235
I mean, the very
heterosexual flowers
391
00:18:50,182 --> 00:18:52,114
that you gave me as
a token of your manly...
392
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,189
overcompensating.
393
00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:54,601
Got it.
394
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,467
Mike, I gotta admit,
395
00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:57,611
I, uh...
396
00:18:57,621 --> 00:19:00,120
I really liked
having the spotlight.
397
00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:02,902
Carter, let me
tell you something.
398
00:19:02,835 --> 00:19:04,834
Ever since I was
a little kid,
399
00:19:04,806 --> 00:19:07,438
I wanted to be the smartest
person in the room, and I was.
400
00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:09,180
Then I met you, you
pushed me, and I'm happy,
401
00:19:09,162 --> 00:19:11,561
even though it made me feel
frightened and insecure.
402
00:19:11,513 --> 00:19:14,279
But I never lost respect
for you. That's it.
403
00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:17,148
Mike, could you say all that again?
I didn't catch all that.
404
00:19:17,077 --> 00:19:19,709
Of course you didn't.
I'm a bit quicker than you.
405
00:19:19,653 --> 00:19:21,752
I know you were mad,
so, uh...
406
00:19:21,718 --> 00:19:23,818
I want to thank you
for not getting petty.
407
00:19:23,785 --> 00:19:26,884
I like to think I'm above
that kind of behavior.
408
00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:29,841
Uh, no, sir.
409
00:19:29,825 --> 00:19:34,824
No, you cannot use your library
card to check out a prostitute.
410
00:19:34,658 --> 00:19:37,490
Although it's not
a bad idea.
411
00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:40,289
James, you look so bad, it's
almost stopped being funny.
412
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,620
Hey, is that Stuart?
413
00:19:42,573 --> 00:19:45,005
Nah,
it's still funny.
414
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:47,390
Ok, everybody, we still
got a lotta work to do.
415
00:19:47,342 --> 00:19:50,874
Nikki, would you mind running
fund-raising projections for next month?
416
00:19:50,776 --> 00:19:53,042
No problem. You want 'em
on disk or hard copy?
417
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:55,034
How about humping naked
on the floor
418
00:19:55,003 --> 00:19:58,436
so everyone can see you've been
secretly dating Mike for months?
419
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,791
God, that felt good!
420
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,874
Look, this is
our personal life.
421
00:20:11,821 --> 00:20:14,186
This has nothing to
do with work, so...
422
00:20:14,141 --> 00:20:16,174
We're expecting you
all to behave maturely
423
00:20:16,144 --> 00:20:18,544
so it's not uncomfortable
around the office.
424
00:20:18,498 --> 00:20:20,397
Yeah. Sure, Mike.
Of course, Mike.
425
00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:23,206
Ok, I gotta go deal with a
problem with jurisdiction.
426
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,338
You know, I'm trying
to look at that proposal
427
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,899
on offshore drilling.
428
00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:28,488
(DOOR CLOSES)
429
00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:30,278
Offshore drilling.
430
00:20:30,259 --> 00:20:33,693
Sounds like he's taking
you on a boat trip.
431
00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:41,455
(LAUGHING STOPS)
432
00:20:42,753 --> 00:20:45,520
Nikki, I just wanted
to say you were right.
433
00:20:45,456 --> 00:20:47,822
We never should have
kept this a secret.
434
00:20:47,776 --> 00:20:49,342
(DOOR CLOSES)
435
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,767
You saucy girl!
436
00:20:50,765 --> 00:20:53,097
Whoo hoo!
Hoo!
437
00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:55,333
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
438
00:21:55,334 --> 00:21:56,465
(BARKING)
439
00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:57,633
Moo.
440
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:02,233
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