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Morning, Mike.
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Hey, the new star warscreatures are out.
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Rags hasn't been
feeling well lately,
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and I can't exactly leave him
home alone, so I thought...
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say no more,
say no more.
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I knew this day
would come.
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What does
that sign say?
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Mike, he's not suicidal.
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Carter, last time
he was here,
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he tried to hump
the paper shredder.
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So, that's it.
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Well... You're way
off base on this, Mike.
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Rags is as happy today
as he was 23 years ago.
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Really?
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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Now that had to hurt.
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STACY: This was so
great, aunt Marie.
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Thank you so much
for visiting.
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I had a great time,
stace, I really did.
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And look, that things-to-do
list you made me?
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I checked off every one.
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STUART: You know, Marie?
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The whole time
you were here,
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you completely
ignored me.
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Check.
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Listen, I gotta
catch a plane.
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Nice meeting you all.
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What was that?
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What?
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That look between you.
I know that look.
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That's a dirty look.
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Stuart, I don't even know
what a dirty look is.
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Let me show you.
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Ooh, that's so seedy.
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I haven't even done it yet.
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Hey, is...
is Owen here yet?
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For the millionth
time, no.
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I will buzz you
the second he gets here.
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Jeez, I've never
seen you so excited.
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You're like
a little girl
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the morning her brother gets out
of jail for beating up a cop.
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Or Christmas morning.
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I'm a little nervous,
that's all.
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This guy, you know,
Owen, was my mentor.
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He taught me everything
I know about politics.
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How to campaign...
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How to manipulate
the press...
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Most importantly,
how to motivate people,
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so when he gets here,
I want you guys to all...
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You know... Uh,
do... do stuff.
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Michael Flaherty!
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Owen Kingston!
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Ohhhh, look at you.
I tell ya.
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This is, uh... this is like
stepping back in time.
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The past is prologue,
Michael.
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Men like us have
to keep looking...
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To the future.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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I don't know.
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When I first hired
Michael as an intern
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he used to sneak into
the office early
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and play senator.
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I tried to fire him,
but by that time
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he had already passed
some significant legislation.
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I wouldn't call it
significant.
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Uh, right on red?
That was me.
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Donuts are here!
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Hey! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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OWEN: Wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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First, let us give thanks.
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Yeah, ok. Hey,
Stacy, thanks a lot.
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I get
the twisty one.
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I meant, uh,
with prayer.
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Michael?
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Uh, Stacy, wh-why
don't you do it?
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Hell, no.
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I'll go.
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Oh, lord,
bless this bounty,
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and let us revel
in your glory
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for...
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(EMOTIONALLY) For we are
but wretched sinners...
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Who are not worthy of
your divine benevolence.
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Relax, kid.
They're just donuts.
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Paul, thanks for
hiding rags in here.
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I really appreciate it.
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Carter, please,
we're friends.
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Your money is
thanks enough.
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Ok, these are
his pills for
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itching, wheezing,
and diarrhea.
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This is his
anti-fungal cream.
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Rub that on his
tummy twice a day.
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He likes
a circular motion,
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not up and down
or he'll vomit.
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This ointment
reduces flatulence.
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You dip your finger
in here... lightly,
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like so... and rub it
gently on his rectum.
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I'm gonna need
more money.
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So I'll take
a separate car
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and meet you at
the mansion for dinner?
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Excellent.
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And, janelle, since
we've started dating,
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I know our lives have
become full of secret plans
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and furtive meetings,
mysterious code names.
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Yeah, I know. It can
be a little awkward.
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Well, I was gonna say
it's pretty cool.
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(IMITATING SEAN CONNERY)
I feel like a spy.
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Well, I'll see you
tonight, Randall.
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Well, you can call me
double-o sexy.
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Sir, you remember
Owen Kingston.
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Of course.
Well, I understand
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you're heading up
our millennium project.
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Mr. mayor,
it is a great honor.
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Good to see Mike
again, huh?
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Yeah, ha ha.
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I feel like I did
a good job on this one.
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Really? You did?
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Interesting.
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You know, something
Mike told me personally
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was one of my proudest
moments, and I quote,
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"I could have learned to crawl
through the world of politics but...
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BOTH: "But you were the one
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who taught me how
to walk like a man."
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Who would have thought
that was gonna come back
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and bite me on the ass?
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Sir, councilman donne would
like to have a word with you.
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Uh, I'll handle
that, sir.
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So, I hear you've been
out of the game for awhile.
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Are you sure you're still
as sharp as Mike says?
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How long you been dating
your secretary?
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About a week.
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James, I think this place
is really adorable.
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(GIGGLING)
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What's so funny?
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There's a woman
on my bed.
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Look, James, I don't want to
make you nervous or anything,
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but even though I've
dated a lot of men,
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I've never slept with one.
I mean, I don't know,
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maybe it's because I've waited
my whole life for the right guy.
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So, I'm the right guy?
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No, I'm just really
sick of waiting.
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Teach me everything,
James.
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I mean, I don't even know how
long sex is supposed to take.
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Well, with your average guy, it
can last, like, 6 or 7 minutes.
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Me... I can have you out
of here in half that time.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Ah, phone.
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Won't the machine
answer that?
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Machine? Who am I,
George jetson?
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Machine. Marie.
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Remember, James.
I've just left town.
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No one knows I'm here.
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Don't worry. I'll be cool.
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Hello?
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James, it's Stuart.
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Hey, let me speak
to Stacy's aunt.
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Sure. It's for you.
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Aaaahhhhh!
STUART: I knew it!
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So, your friend Owen
seems...
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I don't know...
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(WHISTLES)
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A little out there.
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Carter, that's just
a first impression.
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When you first met me,
you thought I was, what?
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A control freak who wanted to
surround himself with yes men.
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Am I right?
Yes, Mike.
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Don't you think Owen seemed a
little, uh, I don't know...
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(IMITATING OWEN)
Overly religious?
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He found religion,
so what?
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Hope to find religion
myself someday.
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You know, when I'm older
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and looking to
cut a deal.
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Hey, Mike.
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That's a normal guy
getting a glass of water.
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Hey, Carter.
CARTER: Owen.
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Ooh. A dark one.
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Evil.
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Evil.
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Yes.
(SNEEZES)
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(IN BABY TALK) You
like this, don't you?
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Yes, you do.
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Yeah.
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Well, I happen to be
an expert at this
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because Claudia gets
a tummy rub every Tuesday.
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Yeah, all right. That's
about all, kiddo.
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There you go.
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You just stay right
there, rags, all right?
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(CLUNK)
(WHIMPER)
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Great job, Owen. Those
committee members loved you.
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Ah, it was an old
management trick.
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The easiest way
to bond a group
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is pick an outsider,
relentlessly tease him,
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and give him
a goofy nickname.
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Thanks for being
a good sport, snack pack.
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You know, I've been going over
this millennium project proposal.
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There's some great
stuff in here.
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I do think you should
tone down the, uh...
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The, uh, armageddon
end of days rhetoric.
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No need to worry,
Michael.
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I have some good news.
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I'm the messiah.
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That's... that's a good joke.
That's great.
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You start with that,
you're gonna keep 'em light.
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Uh, no, Michael.
I'm serious.
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The chosen one.
The king of kings.
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The Alpha
and the omega.
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You're looking at...
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Him.
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Well, that is
good news.
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Look, Owen, if this
is some kind of joke,
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let me just say, uh,
good one.
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I get it.
That's, uh... Ha!
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I'm as shocked as
you are, believe me.
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This is a big responsibility.
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I mean...
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Look at this.
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"Things to do.
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Banish Satan and
the forces of evil..."
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"Build the new
Jerusalem...
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Buy milk."
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Milk!
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I keep forgetting
to pick up milk.
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Owen, you can't
be serious.
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L-look, Michael.
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I know I'm supposed to be able
to do this all by myself,
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being the son of God
and all,
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but I'm feeling
a lot of pressure,
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so I was thinking...
maybe you could help me.
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You want me to
help you, what?
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Banish Satan and establish
God's kingdom on earth?
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If you're not too busy.
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Do you have any idea the
position you've put me in?
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I mean, this is an important project.
I vouched for you.
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I put myself on the line
with the mayor for you.
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Oh, Owen,
if the press decide
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to publicly criticize
this millennium program,
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how do you think
I should respond?
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(SHOUTS) Thou shall smite
those who defy your will...
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From the soles
of your feet
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to the crowns
of their heads!
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He says,
"go negative."
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So you think we'll be ok?
Absolutely.
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Thank God.
Don't mention it.
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I can't believe I'm giving
mouth-to-mouth to a dog.
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(BREATHING HARD)
Oh, God! Oh, God!
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What do they do
in the movies?
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(YELLING) Don't die on me!
Don't you die on me!
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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PAUL: Yeah?
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Paul, open up.
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I brought rags
a special treat.
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Does rags want
a little cookie wookie?
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Uh... Just a second.
253
00:11:54,431 --> 00:11:58,030
Ok, ok, come in, but give
the door a good shove,
254
00:11:57,931 --> 00:11:59,798
because it sticks.
255
00:11:59,777 --> 00:12:01,109
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
256
00:12:01,113 --> 00:12:02,079
Oh, no!
257
00:12:02,101 --> 00:12:05,033
You hit rags in
the head with the door
258
00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:06,930
and you killed him!
259
00:12:08,783 --> 00:12:11,249
CARTER: Oh, no.
260
00:12:11,202 --> 00:12:13,301
Is he ok?
261
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:16,904
No, he's definitely dead!
262
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,636
Don't you die on me.
Don't you die on me!
263
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,337
Aw, that doesn't work.
264
00:12:22,595 --> 00:12:25,393
So he said he's God.
265
00:12:25,331 --> 00:12:27,797
Remember last night
on my kitchen counter?
266
00:12:27,749 --> 00:12:30,315
You said you were God.
267
00:12:30,264 --> 00:12:33,596
No, I said I was
like a God.
268
00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:35,742
And... and you agreed.
269
00:12:35,706 --> 00:12:37,371
4 times.
270
00:12:38,856 --> 00:12:41,055
You'll figure
something out.
271
00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:42,220
(DOOR OPENS)
272
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:45,361
I'm sorry.
Am I interrupting?
273
00:12:45,284 --> 00:12:47,383
Oh, us?
No... no... no.
274
00:12:47,353 --> 00:12:48,952
She's... she's a lesbian.
275
00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:54,932
After all I taught you, sleeping
with a member of your staff?
276
00:12:54,831 --> 00:12:57,530
Shouldn't you be giving me
this advice on stone tablets?
277
00:12:57,473 --> 00:12:59,472
I knew it. I knew
this would happen.
278
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,378
You tell people
you're the son of God
279
00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:04,388
and suddenly
you're pigeon-holed.
280
00:13:04,314 --> 00:13:06,147
Owen, I don't want
to have to do this,
281
00:13:06,129 --> 00:13:08,061
but I've gotta take you off
the millennium project.
282
00:13:08,039 --> 00:13:09,337
It's just
too high profile.
283
00:13:09,343 --> 00:13:10,709
You're firing me?
284
00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:12,544
Yeah.
285
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,658
Wow. You've really
grown some teeth.
286
00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:17,558
Michael, I...
I can do this.
287
00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:19,388
It's still a part
of who I am.
288
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:20,733
Believe in me, please.
289
00:13:20,735 --> 00:13:22,502
I would like to, but...
290
00:13:22,486 --> 00:13:26,218
there was a time when you wanted
me to believe in you, and I did.
291
00:13:26,114 --> 00:13:29,747
All right, you stick to politics, ok?
No more preaching.
292
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:30,878
Ok.
293
00:13:30,887 --> 00:13:33,086
Promise?
I swear...
294
00:13:33,052 --> 00:13:35,151
To me.
295
00:13:38,716 --> 00:13:40,882
All right, Stuart. Since
you know what's going on,
296
00:13:40,848 --> 00:13:43,381
I might as well get your advice. How
many women have you slept with?
297
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:44,363
Roughly?
298
00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:47,613
I don't care how you
did it, you sicko.
299
00:13:51,573 --> 00:13:54,605
Marie wants me to teach
her about sex. Me!
300
00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:56,631
No problem, I know
exactly what to do.
301
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,233
Hey, Stacy.
302
00:13:58,224 --> 00:14:01,489
Our little James
has a new girlfriend.
303
00:14:01,406 --> 00:14:04,705
Oh, really? So you
broke up with your mom?
304
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,519
Ha ha ha ha.
305
00:14:06,498 --> 00:14:09,130
Hey, he's under
a lot of pressure.
306
00:14:09,075 --> 00:14:12,274
This woman is looking for someone
to satisfy her sexually.
307
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,791
Just have her
call this guy.
308
00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:22,078
Be nice.
309
00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:23,891
Rent the movie
9 1/2 weeks.
310
00:14:23,873 --> 00:14:26,572
She's right, James.
You watch that movie,
311
00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:28,380
you are guaranteed
to get some.
312
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,025
Cool.
313
00:14:30,015 --> 00:14:32,014
Some what?
314
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,314
Mr. mayor.
315
00:14:35,329 --> 00:14:37,694
Oh, how's it going,
snack pack?
316
00:14:37,652 --> 00:14:39,517
Well, I'm on my way to the
millennium conference, sir.
317
00:14:39,498 --> 00:14:41,165
You care to join me?
318
00:14:41,154 --> 00:14:43,786
Yeah, great. You know,
I like Owen a lot,
319
00:14:43,731 --> 00:14:46,296
but I'm a little concerned about
his constant invoking of...
320
00:14:46,245 --> 00:14:47,277
God, sir?
321
00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:48,394
That's it.
322
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,074
I mean, I'm totally
comfortable with
323
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,496
the occasional
reference to, uh...
324
00:14:51,496 --> 00:14:53,628
G-dash-d,
but in this context...
325
00:14:53,597 --> 00:14:55,596
sir, I've spoken to Owen,
and he's assured me
326
00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:58,068
he's not going to turn this
into some religious spectacle.
327
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:06,866
Why does this look familiar?
328
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:11,399
I just feel so guilty.
329
00:15:11,322 --> 00:15:13,987
Carter, look. Maybe
it was just his time.
330
00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:16,397
You know, if you didn't
hit him with the door,
331
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,582
you know, somebody
might of... I don't know,
332
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:22,465
dropped a paper weight
on his head.
333
00:15:22,396 --> 00:15:24,395
Paul, be a little sensitive.
334
00:15:24,368 --> 00:15:26,668
Really. The man's dog just died.
335
00:15:26,628 --> 00:15:28,094
Dead.
336
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,558
Gone forever.
337
00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:32,855
Dead, dead, dead.
338
00:15:32,771 --> 00:15:35,103
He just had so much
living left to do.
339
00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:37,827
No, he didn't.
340
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,599
His, uh...
341
00:15:40,535 --> 00:15:42,100
His real name was, uh...
342
00:15:42,094 --> 00:15:45,960
Reginald r. Ragamuffin III.
343
00:15:45,849 --> 00:15:49,848
He's the only dog on the block
who could say his own initials.
344
00:15:49,732 --> 00:15:51,465
"Rrrrrrrr"
345
00:15:53,964 --> 00:15:55,897
so many years.
346
00:15:57,243 --> 00:15:59,642
(CHOKING UP)
So many memories.
347
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,693
And I meant
348
00:16:02,684 --> 00:16:04,350
Every word I said
349
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,805
When I said that I love you
350
00:16:07,712 --> 00:16:10,011
I meant that I love you
351
00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:11,737
Forever
352
00:16:14,553 --> 00:16:20,053
And I'm gonna
keep on loving you
353
00:16:19,869 --> 00:16:25,968
'Cause it's the only thing
I wanna do
354
00:16:25,756 --> 00:16:28,187
I don't wanna sleep
355
00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:33,841
I just wanna keep on
loving you
356
00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:35,514
Oooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh
357
00:16:44,914 --> 00:16:47,479
I can't believe you
killed your own dog.
358
00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:51,450
Hey, cut it out!
359
00:16:51,438 --> 00:16:53,869
It was an accident,
all right?!
360
00:16:53,824 --> 00:16:55,823
And he's not
going to hell!
361
00:16:55,796 --> 00:16:58,463
He's not! He's not!
362
00:17:01,971 --> 00:17:04,104
Well, here's to
the Winston administration
363
00:17:04,071 --> 00:17:05,970
blazing a path into
the new millennium.
364
00:17:05,949 --> 00:17:09,347
Whoa-oa-oa-oa
to the infidels...
365
00:17:09,258 --> 00:17:12,123
Who will burn
in a fiery hell!
366
00:17:12,058 --> 00:17:14,691
Well, it was nice
working with ya.
367
00:17:17,882 --> 00:17:22,548
Ok. This is a little
something from 9 1/2 weeks.
368
00:17:22,401 --> 00:17:24,400
I call it "the striptease."
369
00:17:27,461 --> 00:17:29,493
Oh, no!
What?
370
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,164
No! I went out to get the
soundtrack from 9 1/2 weeks,
371
00:17:32,107 --> 00:17:36,240
but I accidentally got 9 1/2
weeks to learn the banjo.
372
00:17:36,117 --> 00:17:37,483
James, you know, we
really don't need to...
373
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,207
(BANJO MUSIC PLAYS)
374
00:17:50,914 --> 00:17:53,713
375
00:18:25,093 --> 00:18:27,626
All right.
You and me...
376
00:18:27,575 --> 00:18:29,474
We're gettin'
out of here.
377
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,972
And you...
378
00:18:32,954 --> 00:18:34,986
You're dead tomorrow.
379
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,090
Uh, st-Stacy,
how did you know?
380
00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:40,258
Howdy, partner!
381
00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:41,810
Hey, turn that up.
382
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,799
383
00:18:51,824 --> 00:18:53,524
You know, Owen...
384
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,010
actually...
385
00:18:55,007 --> 00:18:58,739
Michael, I'm going to take myself
off this millennium project.
386
00:18:58,635 --> 00:19:00,434
Well, hey, I understand.
387
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,415
You got a lot going on.
388
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:05,356
Probably haven't even
banished Satan.
389
00:19:05,285 --> 00:19:08,018
Nope.
Or bought milk.
390
00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:11,092
Ah, damn!
391
00:19:11,014 --> 00:19:13,480
Sorry it
didn't work out.
392
00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:16,165
Don't be. I don't
care about the job.
393
00:19:16,106 --> 00:19:17,771
That's not why I came here.
394
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,526
Why did you come here?
395
00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,176
I came here to see you.
396
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,065
I miss you, Michael.
397
00:19:27,753 --> 00:19:30,952
Michael, what was it
I used to say
398
00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:32,837
was the number one rule
399
00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:35,345
of leading an effective
campaign staff?
400
00:19:35,295 --> 00:19:37,827
Don't think you know
all the answers.
401
00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:41,077
Don't think you know
all the answers.
402
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:45,291
Poor rags.
403
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,519
Goo-oo-ood dog.
404
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,768
He's alive!
405
00:20:08,201 --> 00:20:09,799
It's a miracle.
406
00:20:15,202 --> 00:20:17,333
Oh, my God.
407
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:20,701
RAGS: Oh, man.
I just can't catch a break.
408
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:29,004
I'm such a horrible person.
409
00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,016
(KNOCKING)
410
00:20:30,031 --> 00:20:32,297
Yeah, come in.
411
00:20:32,259 --> 00:20:34,291
Carter!
412
00:20:34,264 --> 00:20:35,762
Carter, he's alive!
413
00:20:35,759 --> 00:20:36,825
You didn't kill him.
414
00:20:36,842 --> 00:20:39,174
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
415
00:20:39,132 --> 00:20:40,332
You are such
a good friend.
416
00:20:40,342 --> 00:20:41,541
Aw, Carter, aw...
417
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:44,016
(ROWF)
Ow! He bit me.
418
00:20:43,969 --> 00:20:45,803
I did it once,
I'll do it again.
419
00:20:46,801 --> 00:20:47,900
What?
420
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:48,914
Um...
421
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:51,267
(CRASH)
422
00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:53,790
It's a game we play... fetch.
423
00:20:53,739 --> 00:20:55,172
I should use a stick.
424
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,033
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
425
00:21:56,034 --> 00:21:57,165
(BARKING)
426
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,466
Moo.
427
00:21:58,516 --> 00:22:03,066
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