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You know what the greatest
feeling in the world is?
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Yeah, and you've
chosen a lifestyle
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that completely
rejects it.
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I've got a great
piece of gossip,
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but if you don't wanna
hear it, that's fine.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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You can't hold
it in, can you?
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What?
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Look at you. You're
like a little teapot
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getting ready
to whistle.
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(WHISTLES)
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Stop it, Mike.
This is childish.
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(WHISTLING)
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This is infantile.
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(WHISTLING)
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Arthur and Nikki
broke up!
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Not interested.
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I think I only wanted Nikki
when I couldn't have her.
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I'm, uh, pretty
immature that way.
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Besides, we work together,
so, you know...
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You know
the old saying.
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"Don't get your meat where
you buy your bread."
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Thanks for dropping by.
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So now I'm meat?
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I'm sorry, I panicked.
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Hey, Carter.
Can I borrow 20 bucks?
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Valentine's day is
really cleaning me out.
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You know, all that
candy and jewelry.
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Plus a little negligee.
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James. Got a girlfriend?
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Oh, no, no, no.
It's for my mom.
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Ok, big day, big day.
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New York City police
force unleashed
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its newest and most
technologically advanced weapon
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in the war
against crime.
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Is that the thing
Chicago has, Mike?
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The fully robotic
assault vehicle
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with the thermal imaging
capability and satellite uplink?
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No, it's just a truck.
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Hey, don't undersell it.
This thing is just loaded
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with state-of-the-art
spy equipment.
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We don't want
police chief Clark
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to get all the credit
for this,
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so the mayor's gonna ride
along on the first bust.
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That means the three of you
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are gonna be alone
in a van with him
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for the next 7 hours,
so please,
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try to stagger
your ass-kissing.
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It's just like the movie
about the stakeout.
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Stakeout.
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No... no... no. That's not it.
It's with, um...
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Emilio estevez
and Richard dreyfuss.
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Stakeout 2.
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That's the one!
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Mike Flaherty's office.
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Some newspaper listed our
number as a psychic hotline.
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Yeah, I'll give you
a prediction, ma'am.
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In a matter of seconds, a complete
stranger will hit on you.
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(RINGING)
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Bondek.
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Oh, you have
a sexy voice.
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(RINGING)
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Psychic hotline.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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(DISGUISES VOICE) Well, I don't
have time to talk to you right now,
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but I'm sensing your boss
will give you candy.
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What kind of
lame prediction...
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hey, Mike.
I was just wondering...
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milk dud?
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Oh, my God!
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Anybody see you
come in here?
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Mike, I work here.
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Hey, you know what?
If we wanna keep this secret,
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you gotta carry something
work-related in here next time,
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like, uh, papers,
or a...
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Fax machine.
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You know, I've never been in a
relationship like this before.
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You know, you're
thinking something,
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I'm thinking
the exact same thing.
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I thinking we should wait a couple
months before we sleep together.
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Me, too.
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I just feel like
if you jump into bed,
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then that's what the
relationship is about.
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You know, I was just
about to... Say... That.
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Because, you know,
I was worried
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you were only
thinking about the sex.
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Me? N-n-no. I...
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I was just thinking about,
you know, being with you.
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Getting to know you.
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And all your magical powers.
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Who is it?
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It's Carter.
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What's the secret password?
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You've gotta be
kidding me.
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Not even close.
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I've got juice boxes.
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Sweet.
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Wow.
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Scooby, shaggy.
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What do you say we
go find some crime?
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Isn't Mike coming with us?
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No, no, no, but
we'll be ok, sir.
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We've got a crack staff
right here.
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Turn it off.
Could you turn it off?!
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Get it off!
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(FOREIGN ACCENT) Psychic hotline.
This is Alexa.
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Oh, yes, sure,
I remember you, Paul.
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You know my name?
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I'm psychic, you moron.
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Paul, are you nervous?
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Well, yes, actually.
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I stole 10,000 pens.
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You see, I like to sell
them in my neighborhood
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as city hall souvenirs.
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Vell, I sense that your
boss has his assistant
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go through the invoices,
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so if you bring her
by some gifts,
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maybe a, uh,
fruit smoothie...
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Me, too.
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Make that 2 smoothies...
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And everything
vill be fine.
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No... no... no... no. I'm not
making any drinks for Stacy.
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I am varning you, Paul.
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If you don't, something
bad vill happen.
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You're not supposed to
threaten people.
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You're a mean psychic.
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Fine, fine. Then,
your best friend vill...
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Vill... Vill lose
the use of his legs.
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No! I'm not making
any drinks for Stacy.
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Stacy... she treats me
like dirt.
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She's a witch.
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Hey, stac,
how are ya?
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You know how I said we should
take it slow, sexually?
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Yes.
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Well, what if I told you
I wanted to do a 180?
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I'd say I'm not familiar
with that position,
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but I'm willing to
give it a try.
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Let's get out of here.
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There you are.
Let's go hit happy hour.
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Oh, I... I don't
feel like it.
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Aw, come on.
You promised.
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For God's sake,
will you back off?!
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She doesn't
feel like it!
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I'm joking.
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Just, uh,
kidding with ya.
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Get outta here!
Rrrrrrr!
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Arrrrrrrrr!
Arrrrr!
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For God's sake!
Rrrrrr!
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You said you were going to have
one drink with Stacy and janelle.
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It's been over 2 hours.
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They wouldn't
let me leave.
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Oooh. Tequila.
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Let me buy you
another round.
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Yeah, uh... uh...
look. TV.
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Huh? The weather.
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You're having second
thoughts, aren't you?
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W-what? You're not
attracted to me anymore?
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Th-that's not it.
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So, what is it then, Mike?
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Here's the thing.
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You said you were
gonna be here at 8:00,
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and I was excited.
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8:30 rolls around,
I'm even more excited.
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Now at 9:00... at 9:00,
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I think it's safe to say...
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Without exaggeration,
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I have never been more
excited in my entire life.
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Now, 9:30, all of that
excitement, it... it... it...
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it turned into something else.
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Let's call it tension.
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And you know me, Nik.
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I'm a problem solver.
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Ohhhhhhh, Mike!
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I know, I was
sitting around here,
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I had a couple
glasses of wine,
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I'm thinking about you,
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and next thing I know
I'm all over myself.
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Is there anything to eat? Ah.
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You better not have
foofed up our stakeout.
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I didn't foof up
anything, pal.
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If anyone wants some crudit?s,
it's in the crisper.
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Hey, wait a minute, guys.
We got a perp. Where?
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That guy right over there.
He's up to no good.
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Come on, baby.
Do your dirty deed.
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MAYOR: I can't
hear anything.
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Hit that button over there
that controls the sound.
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I'm pretty sure
that's the intercom.
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MAYOR, OVER LOUDSPEAKER: I think I
know what an intercom looks like.
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Hey, you're the mayor.
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MAYOR: See that guy?
He's about to buy some drugs.
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What he doesn't know
is that other guy's a cop.
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Looks like your partner...
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Really screwed that up.
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I'm just trying
to understand
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why you couldn't wait.
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Were you really
thinking about me?
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Oh, yeah.
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How was I?
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Oh, you would not believe
the things you did to me.
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Y-y-you were hot, you were
wild, you were primitive.
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B-but very classy.
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I forgive you.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Did you lock the door
after I came in?
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No.
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Hey, Paul, um,
you know what?
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Ok, uh, right, um,
you know what?
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I'm just gonna
read today's paper
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and let you know what's
in 'em tomorrow, ok?
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He's getting
really weird.
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What are you
doing here, Paul?
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Mike, you're my best friend.
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Just tell me you can
still use your legs.
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Stand up.
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I can't right now.
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Oh, God, why?
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Why?!
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Did you two get the campaign
finance figures from the, uh...
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What happened to
you last night?
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I waited for you to come
back, you never did.
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I went over to your
place, you weren't there.
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I went to your place.
I was in my nightie.
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Damn.
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Damn, the mayor hates to miss
an opportunity like that.
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There any chance
those figures
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might present
themselves again?
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Oh, well, um, I believe
that the, uh,
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aforementioned constituent
could be polled over lunch.
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Fine, I'll just,
uh... I'll, uh,
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I'll tell you what.
I'll get on the horn
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and I'll make
the arrangements
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and you prepare
the spreadsheets.
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(WHISPERING)
What does that mean?
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I don't know, but it
sounded kind of dirty.
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What sort of action
are we tracking?
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Sir, this area
is dominated by
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the world's
oldest profession.
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Bankers.
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Actually, sir,
I was referring to...
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I was making a joke.
For God's sake,
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loosen up your tie
there, Friday.
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I can't believe
such a nice hotel
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would be running
a call girl ring.
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They're not
running it, junior.
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They're just looking the
other way, God bless 'em.
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It's amazing that
in this day and age,
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people still
pay for sex.
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Well, my ex-wife got a million
dollars in the divorce.
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If you divide that by the amount
of times we slept together,
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that's like...
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A million dollars a pop.
255
00:13:11,837 --> 00:13:12,970
(ALL LAUGHING)
256
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:24,907
I'm a little nervous.
257
00:13:24,909 --> 00:13:26,774
Hey, look.
We're just two adults
258
00:13:26,753 --> 00:13:28,419
checking into a hotel.
Just be yourself.
259
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:31,673
Your name, sir?
Beagleman. Bernie beagleman.
260
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:36,249
It used to be Smith,
but, uh,
261
00:13:36,199 --> 00:13:38,731
we changed it.
262
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:41,611
My great grandfather
loved dogs.
263
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:44,174
Beagle man.
264
00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:47,050
I'll see if I have
an opening in the...
265
00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:49,146
Sex for the first
time suite.
266
00:13:55,853 --> 00:13:56,785
Why, that little...
267
00:13:56,807 --> 00:13:58,373
All right, Bernie.
268
00:13:58,366 --> 00:14:01,231
Let's just, uh, focus
on what's important here.
269
00:14:03,454 --> 00:14:04,986
Oooh, is that
the nightie?
270
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:08,281
Oh, you go,
Mrs. beagleman.
271
00:14:08,256 --> 00:14:10,188
You know what,
give me some money
272
00:14:10,164 --> 00:14:12,230
so I can go get us some
champagne at the bar.
273
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,132
You don't just ask for money
and expect to get it.
274
00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:18,768
Here you go.
275
00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:22,917
All right, you're both under
arrest for solicitation.
276
00:14:22,789 --> 00:14:25,355
So I guess we won't
be needing these.
277
00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:31,262
Paul, get away from my desk.
278
00:14:31,229 --> 00:14:32,527
Just a second.
I'm calling my psychic.
279
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:34,398
(PHONE RINGS)
280
00:14:34,377 --> 00:14:36,877
Oh, shoot.
Got another call.
281
00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:41,586
They hung up.
282
00:14:44,204 --> 00:14:45,337
(RINGING)
283
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:46,848
Oh, sugar!
284
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:53,573
Paul, why do you need
to call a psychic?
285
00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:56,687
Psychics are for people
on a higher intellectual plane.
286
00:14:56,607 --> 00:14:59,306
They're for people who
can put 2 and 2 together.
287
00:15:00,615 --> 00:15:01,681
(RINGING)
288
00:15:01,696 --> 00:15:04,961
Arrrh! Every time I dial,
your phone rings.
289
00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:06,794
Did we miss it?
290
00:15:06,816 --> 00:15:07,815
Was there an arrest?
291
00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,267
No.
292
00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:13,947
We'll release the girl
you were here with.
293
00:15:13,908 --> 00:15:17,174
Mike's got
a new girlfriend.
294
00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:19,787
You're a Randy little
spaniel, Flaherty.
295
00:15:19,728 --> 00:15:22,327
We'll bring
the young lady back in.
296
00:15:22,272 --> 00:15:24,071
No, don't, 'cause
I... I... I don't know her.
297
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:27,286
I mean, I've never seen
her before in my life.
298
00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:29,967
So we should take her
downtown and book her?
299
00:15:29,904 --> 00:15:31,737
Yeah.
300
00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:35,440
Paul, go to
your own office.
301
00:15:35,438 --> 00:15:36,838
I will, just a minute.
302
00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,404
I'm gonna call
my psychic again.
303
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,629
Uh, she's probably
not there right now.
304
00:15:41,545 --> 00:15:45,077
No... no... no.
It's a 24-hour hotline.
305
00:15:44,979 --> 00:15:46,912
Then she has to pick up.
306
00:15:46,888 --> 00:15:47,886
(RINGING)
307
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:51,271
(SOFTLY) Hello?
308
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,580
Hi, Alexa.
Why are you whispering?
309
00:15:53,534 --> 00:15:58,066
I'm not. I'm sensing that
you're losing your hearing.
310
00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:02,254
Hey, janelle,
say something.
311
00:16:02,248 --> 00:16:03,414
(VERY SOFTLY)
Like what?
312
00:16:03,425 --> 00:16:06,090
Oh, well,
that's just great.
313
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,799
Alexa...
(AH-CHOO)
314
00:16:07,782 --> 00:16:11,547
Oh, God bless you, Alexa.
Hey, God bless you, stac...
315
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:18,575
pay no attention to the
voman behind the desk.
316
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,673
Paul, we were just
having a little fun.
317
00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:25,817
Fun?
318
00:16:25,781 --> 00:16:26,780
Fun?!
319
00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:29,032
You embarrass me in
front of my friends,
320
00:16:28,994 --> 00:16:30,926
you turn me
into your Butler,
321
00:16:30,903 --> 00:16:33,202
you send me to
the track and tell me
322
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,159
to put my paycheck on
a horse named slowpoke?
323
00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:43,436
Like I said, fun.
324
00:16:43,401 --> 00:16:45,433
Paul, we're really sorry.
325
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,903
Ah, no hard feelings.
326
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:52,107
Oh, my God! The horse came in?
What are the odds?
327
00:16:52,019 --> 00:16:54,251
About 60-1, baby!
328
00:16:59,504 --> 00:17:02,635
So, how was the slammer?
329
00:17:05,005 --> 00:17:07,204
You let them put me away.
330
00:17:07,168 --> 00:17:09,134
I also got you out.
331
00:17:09,108 --> 00:17:11,373
I was in a holding cell.
332
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,166
With criminals.
333
00:17:13,147 --> 00:17:16,812
Chick criminals.
334
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:19,540
I didn't want them
to find out about us.
335
00:17:19,475 --> 00:17:22,074
Someday, this will
just be a funny story
336
00:17:22,019 --> 00:17:24,618
that we tell people
at cocktail parties.
337
00:17:24,563 --> 00:17:26,129
Hey, honey,
remember the time
338
00:17:26,122 --> 00:17:28,621
I had you arrested
for turning tricks?
339
00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:30,803
And then we'll laugh
and we'll laugh
340
00:17:30,765 --> 00:17:34,698
and just... we'll...
we'll laugh.
341
00:17:34,581 --> 00:17:38,714
It's like somebody's trying to
keep us apart or something.
342
00:17:38,588 --> 00:17:41,021
Maybe it's fate. Maybe we're
just not meant to be.
343
00:17:40,973 --> 00:17:42,806
No, that's not
what fate wants.
344
00:17:42,786 --> 00:17:45,352
No, I talked to fate.
Fate is psyched about us.
345
00:17:45,299 --> 00:17:47,365
You're upset.
Just talk to me.
346
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,566
I don't wanna talk to you.
347
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:53,927
You know, being in the system
has really changed you.
348
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:55,322
Bye, Mike.
349
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:03,242
So that's what
car thieves look like.
350
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:05,339
Do we know what we're supposed to
do if they actually steal one?
351
00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:06,935
I guess we'll
tail the skells
352
00:18:06,925 --> 00:18:08,891
till they run
low on fuel.
353
00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:10,831
Then we'll run 'em
off the road
354
00:18:10,804 --> 00:18:12,804
and beat the crap
out of them.
355
00:18:12,777 --> 00:18:15,210
Can't see them on
the monitor anymore.
356
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,794
I'll bet they're
hot-wiring it right now.
357
00:18:17,738 --> 00:18:19,670
(ENGINE STARTS)
358
00:18:22,254 --> 00:18:23,686
Why are we moving?
359
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,517
James, go ask
the driver.
360
00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:31,160
I don't think
he can hear me.
361
00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:33,292
He's wearing
a ski mask.
362
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,446
MAYOR, ON LOUDSPEAKER:
Citizens of New York.
363
00:18:36,438 --> 00:18:38,037
This is the mayor.
364
00:18:38,028 --> 00:18:39,627
I have been stolen.
365
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,318
Help us!
366
00:18:41,304 --> 00:18:44,036
He-e-e-e-e-e-elp!
367
00:18:48,681 --> 00:18:50,680
(MUSIC PLAYS)
368
00:18:56,378 --> 00:19:00,377
Please don't tell
369
00:19:00,258 --> 00:19:01,757
I never meant to hurt you
370
00:19:01,753 --> 00:19:04,418
Though I did
and wish you well and
371
00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:07,593
Please don't you tell
372
00:19:07,509 --> 00:19:10,841
I don't know
what I was thinking
373
00:19:10,753 --> 00:19:13,985
This disease
374
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:18,401
Brings me to my knees
375
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,691
This disease
376
00:19:21,597 --> 00:19:25,996
Kills me by degrees
377
00:19:25,859 --> 00:19:30,991
Everybody gets
what they deserve
378
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,219
But it could be wrong
379
00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:35,206
'Cause I could never
live with me
380
00:19:35,178 --> 00:19:37,744
Before you came along and
381
00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:41,322
You made me whole
382
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:44,286
You crept in through
the window of my soul
383
00:19:44,209 --> 00:19:46,642
This disease...
384
00:19:46,595 --> 00:19:47,893
I was just out walking.
385
00:19:47,898 --> 00:19:50,564
Listen, you're
absolutely right...
386
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:52,039
you know,
about today...
387
00:19:52,032 --> 00:19:54,798
I feel awful... no,
I'm a complete fool.
388
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:59,168
...kills me by degrees
389
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:02,996
Everybody gets
what they deserve...
390
00:20:17,697 --> 00:20:21,030
Are you happy?
391
00:20:20,942 --> 00:20:24,340
I'm perfect.
392
00:20:24,248 --> 00:20:27,715
Is there anything
else you want?
393
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:29,519
Not a thing.
394
00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:35,967
Loving you.
395
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,336
The great one,
Wayne gretzky, at age 37
396
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:41,058
lights the lamp not once,
397
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,939
not twice, but 3 times
at the garden.
398
00:20:43,871 --> 00:20:46,136
The hat trick was gretzky's
second as a ranger...
399
00:20:46,096 --> 00:20:47,730
What's a hat trick?
400
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,917
Oh, it's when you score
3 times in one night.
401
00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:51,443
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
402
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,575
(BARKING)
403
00:21:52,576 --> 00:21:53,708
Moo.
404
00:21:53,758 --> 00:21:58,308
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