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I feel that you're
uncomfortable with therapy
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and to deal with it,
you're treating our sessions
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like one of your
press conferences.
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Not true. Next question.
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Look, this is all new stuff
for you.
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It's understandable
if it's a little scary.
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I'm not scared.
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No, no, maybe you're scared
because I don't need you.
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Analyze that.
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Mike.
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All right, you want me
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to lay it out for you,
I'll lay it out for you.
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I have intimacy issues.
I'm a workaholic.
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I'm always surrounded
by people,
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yet sometimes I feel
completely alone.
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Can we take care
of that today?
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Well...
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Oh! And when I'm
in a cab,
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sometimes I pretend I
control the driver's feet.
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Why don't you just tell me what's
going on in your life right now?
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Well, my best friend's
coming into town.
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I haven't seen him in a while
'cause he's in the Navy.
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But he's staying
with me for 2 weeks,
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and I'm excited about this because
he's like homebase for me, you know?
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That's a good start.
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The best start
of any patient ever?
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You can add hyper-competitive
to the list.
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Is that like
the best list ever?
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I think it's really good
that you're here.
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I gotta tell you,
I'm a little concerned
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that everyone's gonna be able to
tell that I'm seeing a shrink.
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(ALL SAY GOOD MORNING
TO MIKE)
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Good morning.
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(MUNCHKIN VOICE) You
can tell, can't you?
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Now, that's way
too much coffee.
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Ok, now. As you all know, the
mayor's declared this Thursday
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the first annual
tolerance day.
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- Oh, Mike?
- Shut up, Paul.
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I know what you're thinking. Yes, tolerance
day exists as a way to connect with
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hard-to-reach communities during an election year.
But those of us less cynical
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know that it's also about caring and
understanding and blah blah blah blah blah.
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Flaherty! Incoming!
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Whoa!!!!
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Somebody... Do something!
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Ooh, I love a man
in uniform.
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I'm there.
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I love 'em out
of uniform.
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Still there.
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Aaaaaaagggghhhhh!
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Look out!
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Whoa, hey,
boys and girls.
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I want you to meet the finest
fighter pilot in the Navy.
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Nate and I kicked a lot
of butts in our day.
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Nate kicked a lot of butts. I was
in charge of taunting and running.
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In school, Mike could say something
so mean it'd make your nose bleed.
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Been there. He once
called me a crybaby.
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Ha ha ha. Crybaby.
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Oh, God.
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Everybody out, everybody out. Let's go.
Nate and I got a lot of catching up to do.
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- Nice meeting you.
- Everybody out. Here we go.
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(BOTH YELLING)
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Aagghhh! Aagghh!
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So now what?
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Hey, my cousin's
getting married in Paris!
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I'm so sick of weddings.
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All that pressure
to catch the bouquet.
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You break one girl's collarbone,
and suddenly you're desperate.
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I just wish I could
afford this.
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I could help you out.
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No, I got
a strict rule...
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never take money
from a friend.
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Hey, Stuart, can I
borrow 500 bucks?
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Last time a woman asked me that
she was wearing a wire.
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Stacy, tell you what
I'm gonna do.
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Paul, you big
beautiful man.
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You're gonna lend me
the money.
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Ha ha ha ha.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Lend you the money.
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Stacy, I'm gonna teach you
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something amazing
about money.
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James, give me a dollar.
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Let me tell you a little
about my philosophy.
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Right in the hands.
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Mike, I can't get
any further
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on the inner city
mentoring program
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until you call
the governor.
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I'll call
this afternoon.
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I can't believe it.
My old buddy newt
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can get the governor
on the phone.
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Newt.
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Yeah, you know,
like, knute rockne.
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No.
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Like the tiny lizard.
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Hey, I saw Rick streep a couple
of months ago.
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Get this... he shaved
his head.
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Huh? Ha ha ha. I mean, come on.
What a dufus, right?
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Not that bald's
not beautiful.
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No, no, look
at Uncle fester.
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This is great.
I gotta tell you,
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I really
needed this.
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Me too, buddy.
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Listen, I'm just gonna
hit the head.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Thought I meant go
to the bathroom, huh?
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That one always kills them
in flight school.
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Well, uh, Nate seems
like a great guy.
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He is a great guy.
He's got it together.
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He is so
self-actualized.
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Mm-hmm. I'm sorry, did you
just say self-actualized?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
You're in therapy.
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No, I'm not.
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I'd say you're
about 3 sessions in.
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You're projecting.
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4 sessions!
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Janelle, are you getting ready
for tolerance day?
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I already picked out
a tree.
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You know, Christmas has Santa,
easter has the bunny.
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We need a symbol... something
that tolerates man
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no matter how trying
he may be.
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Hmm. How about a woman?
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Sir, James is working
on your tolerance day speech,
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- and he's almost done.
- Barely started.
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I hope eventually people celebrate
this day more than just once a year.
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You know, sir, working with Stuart,
every day is tolerance day.
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I find that offensive.
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- I found it funny.
- Me too.
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(SPORTS EVENT ON TV)
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Does rags have to keep staring
at me like that?
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You can move him, but
you'll have to touch him.
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So you're bummed out
your buddy blew you off?
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Naw. I know it's his first night in
town and everything, but still I...
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Ok. I just can't deal
with this.
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All right, here we go, rags.
There we are. Uggggghhhhh!
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Where can I put him?
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He likes the oven.
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I think sports center's over.
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Hey, why are you on TV?
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STUART: Oh, baby.
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Oh, what the hell
are you doing?!
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Um...
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It's just a little
home movie.
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Aw!
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You know what?
Let's go find Nate.
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Mike, he could be
anywhere in the city.
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Good point.
Let's split up.
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He's probably hanging
with some old girlfriend.
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The guy hasn't
seen me in 3 years.
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He's not gonna blow
me off for some girl.
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I told you.
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(KNOCKING)
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Good morning. You were
gone before I woke up.
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Yeah, I had a lot
of work to do.
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- I was up at 5:00 a.m.
- I have a paper route.
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Mike...
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I'm gay.
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Are you sure?
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Mike, can I come in?
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Oh, come in, come out, we're
doing it all in here.
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Mike, I just wanted
to talk to you about... Wow!
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You look great today.
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- Stop it.
- No, you stop it.
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Why don't
you both stop.
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Yes, you in the back.
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No comment at this time.
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Yes, madam?
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No, sorry, still married.
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Anyone else?
Anyone at all?
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Yes, miss paterno.
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What are you doing?
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Scrimmaging.
Keeps me sharp,
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on the edge,
where I gotta be.
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Paul, I need your help.
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Well, well, well.
Look who's come a-crawling.
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Look! This isn't a
proud moment for me,
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so let's do this
quickly,
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or I'm gonna grab your
tie, pull it hard,
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and smash you
in the head.
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Point taken.
You got a budget?
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Aha, aha, very good,
very good.
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What's this $40 for?
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Manicure.
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Manicure!
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Why do you think
you got teeth?
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Stacy, the lassiter plan is not
for the casual penny pincher.
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It takes sacrifice, dedication, and
a looser definition of hygiene.
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And you're happy
living like that?
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Happy. Who's happy?
I'm miserable.
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But 20 years from now
when I retire,
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Claudia and I are gonna
wipe the grins
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from our face with
twenties... maybe fives.
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And so that's how I
found out he was gay.
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Interesting.
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What? What's
interesting?
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Well, it's kind
of a fun story.
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Well, I'm here
to entertain you.
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So you have a problem with
your friend being gay.
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And how do you feel
about that?
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Mike, I'm the therapist here.
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The next time we're gonna work on
this control freak thing of yours.
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Michael, I think
you're homophobic.
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I'm definitely
not homophobic.
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Then, it's quite possible you
have feelings for this Nate.
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Ok, I'm a little
homophobic.
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The bottom line is Nate's here
for 2 weeks.
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He's gonna be with Carter, and there's
nothing you can do about that.
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I can't believe I'm getting
shipped out tomorrow!
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It's just nuts
is what it is.
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Mike, Nate.
Guess who is so hip
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he managed to wrangle a
table for 2 at po tonight?
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Give you a hint.
It's me!
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Listen, Carter, uh,
I just found out
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I'm being
shipped out tomorrow.
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So I thought, you know, I should spend
my last night in town with Mike.
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Hey, why don't you come
with us?
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Um, that's all right.
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You guys need
some quality time.
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I got laundry
to do anyway.
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You sure?
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Hey, Nate, guy's out
of socks.
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I'll just see you next
time I'm in town.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's another 14 months?
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Well, listen, I'm heading out.
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You want me to drop you off
at my place?
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Yeah, cool.
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I'll call you
before I leave, Carter.
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I'm sorry it worked out
this way.
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See you.
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So, why did you
have him shipped out?
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Does every session
have to be about me?
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Look, let's try a little
role-playing, all right?
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Imagine that Carter is here.
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You see, I can't do that.
Ever since last night,
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every time I think of Carter,
I think of him kissing Nate.
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Just picture Carter in an
environment you feel secure with.
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Yo, Mike.
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What's on your mind?
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No, no.
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(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYS)
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Ol?.
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Mike, can we get
on with this?
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Ok, I'm good.
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Ok, so you've just told
Carter what you did.
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What's his reaction?
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I forgive you, Mike.
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In fact, it's probably
all my fault.
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This technique is excellent.
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Mike, I'm sorry
for being gay
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and causing
all this trouble.
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No problem, buddy.
251
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Thanks, doc. This
is really helping.
252
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"Every citizen will be washed
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in a cleansing shower
of open-mindedness?"
254
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,256
I'm sorry, James,
we can't say this.
255
00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:28,289
This could be offensive
to the French community.
256
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:33,322
I went to Paris
in the late sixties.
257
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,256
They all smoke, the women
don't shave their armpits...
258
00:15:36,323 --> 00:15:39,322
Most romantic city
in the world, my ass.
259
00:15:43,424 --> 00:15:45,456
Sir, you've made me rewrite
this speech 4 times.
260
00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:49,189
First because I suggested that
everybody smile at their neighbors.
261
00:15:49,257 --> 00:15:50,755
Smiling, James?
262
00:15:50,823 --> 00:15:53,389
The British.
263
00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:55,655
And then because I made a
reference to a chicken?
264
00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:58,822
The chicken is sacred
to the Jamaican people.
265
00:16:00,323 --> 00:16:01,356
What?
266
00:16:01,424 --> 00:16:03,289
Voodoo!
Voodoo!
267
00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:15,256
I can't believe you
had him shipped out.
268
00:16:15,324 --> 00:16:18,822
You are the most
selfish person I know.
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00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:23,423
Carter, are you sure that's
really the way you feel?
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00:16:23,491 --> 00:16:25,822
Maybe you
forgive me.
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00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:31,123
Try it again.
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00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:36,089
Excuse me. Let me
run this by you guys.
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00:16:36,157 --> 00:16:37,722
Ok...
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00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,089
"Tolerance is about
standing outside yourself
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"and seeing the world from
another man's perspective.
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00:16:42,823 --> 00:16:45,323
It's about empathy,
sensitivity, and respect."
277
00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:48,622
Apparently, Mike thinks it's about
treachery, deceit, and betrayal.
278
00:16:50,856 --> 00:16:53,755
I think I'm gonna
go with what I got.
279
00:16:57,223 --> 00:16:58,955
I didn't do this
to hurt you.
280
00:16:59,023 --> 00:17:01,189
Nate and I were
starting something.
281
00:17:01,256 --> 00:17:03,455
Because you couldn't
handle it you sent him away,
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00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,122
now he's gonna
find somebody else.
283
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,522
Find who? He's gonna be on a
ship with 6,000...Men.
284
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,989
You take this out
on me if you want,
285
00:17:11,057 --> 00:17:12,989
but I think you need
to ask yourself
286
00:17:13,057 --> 00:17:15,122
who you really
have a problem with.
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00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:17,189
Carter... Carter, wait.
288
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:23,922
Oh, good, there you are.
What's that?
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00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:25,189
Doritos.
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00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:27,822
Doritos? Who are you,
the queen of england?
291
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:29,089
I didn't buy them.
292
00:17:29,157 --> 00:17:32,622
I got them free from the delivery guy.
A whole case.
293
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:35,122
Greasy Charlie gave you
a free case of doritos?
294
00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:38,589
Yeah, but I have to go to
dinner with him and his mother.
295
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:42,489
But, he's taking me to all-you-can-eat
buffet at chicken world.
296
00:17:42,557 --> 00:17:45,022
Oh, you're very good.
Very good, stace.
297
00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:48,189
I'm very proud of ya.
Now, don't forget.
298
00:17:49,857 --> 00:17:51,189
Land o' plenty.
299
00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:00,722
What are you doing?
300
00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:03,056
Oh, my God.
301
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,756
I've become Paul.
302
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,421
Relax. If you were Paul, you
would have spent the morning
303
00:18:08,489 --> 00:18:10,922
scouring the parking lot
for change.
304
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,622
(CHANGE RATTLING)
305
00:18:19,422 --> 00:18:21,056
Hey, newt, you
ready to head out?
306
00:18:21,124 --> 00:18:23,789
Yeah. Uh, Nate, just...
Come on in for a second.
307
00:18:23,857 --> 00:18:27,555
I just wanna talk to
you about something.
308
00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:31,722
You, uh, you, uh,
being, uh, gay.
309
00:18:31,789 --> 00:18:34,756
Uh, does make me
a little uncomfortable.
310
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,123
No!
311
00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:40,555
It's just that I have almost
30 years of memories of you
312
00:18:40,623 --> 00:18:44,555
and... and... I don't know
what to make of them now.
313
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,688
You know, what...
ok, what about that time
314
00:18:46,757 --> 00:18:48,956
I'm at my place, right,
and I was just chillin',
315
00:18:49,023 --> 00:18:51,122
and I'm sitting
in the tub,
316
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:55,022
you come in, you take off all your
clothes, and you get in with me.
317
00:18:57,790 --> 00:19:00,955
You know, what was that?
318
00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:03,122
Mike, we were 4.
319
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:06,955
So, you're claiming there
was no sexual tension.
320
00:19:07,023 --> 00:19:10,055
Hey, no... no... no.
Come on, come on.
321
00:19:10,123 --> 00:19:11,689
Don't... don't
laugh at me, ok?
322
00:19:11,756 --> 00:19:13,155
I'm angry enough as it is.
323
00:19:13,223 --> 00:19:14,388
You're angry at me?
324
00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:15,455
You didn't trust me
325
00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:17,689
enough to tell me.
326
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,488
Mike, you know,
when you did find out,
327
00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:21,388
you acted like
a complete idiot.
328
00:19:21,456 --> 00:19:22,955
But you didn't trust me
329
00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:25,388
long before I acted
like a complete idiot,
330
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,355
and I think that's what we
should be focusing on here.
331
00:19:28,423 --> 00:19:31,988
Look, Mike, if you can't
handle this, I understand.
332
00:19:32,056 --> 00:19:34,022
Maybe we should
just move on.
333
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,322
Oh, come on, and do what, Nate?
Like, end the friendship?
334
00:19:38,956 --> 00:19:40,988
It's just... you've had
your whole life
335
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:44,655
to come to terms with this,
and I've had 2 days.
336
00:19:45,556 --> 00:19:47,522
How much time
do you need?
337
00:19:47,589 --> 00:19:49,622
I don't know, man.
I'm still reeling
338
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,089
from my mom going on her
first date since the divorce.
339
00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:55,489
- When was that?
- That was April.
340
00:19:55,556 --> 00:19:57,055
1989.
341
00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:01,222
- Let's grab a beer.
- Good idea.
342
00:20:02,757 --> 00:20:05,555
All right, now
that's not funny.
343
00:20:07,757 --> 00:20:10,189
Mr. mayor, we're
on in 5...4...
344
00:20:10,257 --> 00:20:12,055
3...2...
345
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,955
Hello, New York.
346
00:20:15,357 --> 00:20:19,422
I'm here to introduce
tolerance day.
347
00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:21,722
A new holiday
for our city.
348
00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,622
Of course,
there's no parade
349
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,589
and you don't
get the day off,
350
00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:28,955
but bus and subway service
will be affected.
351
00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:31,155
What is tolerance?
352
00:20:31,223 --> 00:20:36,789
I think the answer lies
in what tolerance is not.
353
00:20:36,857 --> 00:20:38,422
Prejudice,
354
00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:39,789
malice,
355
00:20:39,857 --> 00:20:42,356
small-mindedness.
356
00:20:42,423 --> 00:20:43,856
Sure, there are days
357
00:20:43,923 --> 00:20:47,922
when we think
everything's ok.
358
00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:52,289
But it seems like every
month it happens again.
359
00:20:52,357 --> 00:20:54,856
A time of
irrational behavior,
360
00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:57,256
resentment towards mankind,
361
00:20:57,323 --> 00:21:02,489
it's as if half the city
has gone completely nuts.
362
00:21:02,556 --> 00:21:05,455
There isn't
a single American family
363
00:21:05,523 --> 00:21:07,989
that isn't affected by this.
364
00:21:08,056 --> 00:21:11,289
And I, for one, won't
stand for it anymore.
365
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,422
Thank you.
366
00:21:12,490 --> 00:21:14,589
Have a good day.
367
00:21:26,357 --> 00:21:30,389
Hey, good morning,
sunshine.
368
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,756
Now that Nate's gone,
369
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:34,155
you think everything's
back to normal?
370
00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:36,322
You know, Carter,
371
00:21:36,390 --> 00:21:38,856
why don't you take
the rest of the day off?
372
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,889
And do what, Mike?
373
00:21:40,956 --> 00:21:44,022
- Oh, I don't know.
- (MUSIC STARTS)
374
00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:48,489
Love lift us upwhere we belong
375
00:21:50,357 --> 00:21:53,455
where the eagles cry
376
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:57,488
on the Mountain high
377
00:21:57,556 --> 00:22:02,488
love lift us upwhere we belong
378
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,521
far from the world below
379
00:22:07,589 --> 00:22:09,989
where the winds blow
380
00:22:16,424 --> 00:22:18,122
hey, stace,
what's the matter?
381
00:22:18,190 --> 00:22:21,156
What's the matter? I'm
sticking to your stupid plan,
382
00:22:21,223 --> 00:22:23,256
all I saved was
28 bucks for Paris.
383
00:22:23,324 --> 00:22:25,822
- You stopped frivolous spending?
- Yeah.
384
00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:27,389
So you've learned
to change your ways.
385
00:22:27,456 --> 00:22:29,289
Yeah.
386
00:22:29,357 --> 00:22:31,721
Here you go, kid.
Have a good time.
387
00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:34,289
Thank you! Oh, my...
388
00:22:34,357 --> 00:22:37,222
it's a bus ticket
to Atlantic city.
389
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:40,022
I'd put it all
on black.
390
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,488
Maybe red.
391
00:22:45,756 --> 00:22:47,289
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
392
00:22:47,357 --> 00:22:48,488
[BARKING]
393
00:22:49,956 --> 00:22:51,156
Moo.
394
00:22:51,206 --> 00:22:55,756
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