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I wanna have
a big family.
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6 kids.
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Yeah? I'm gonna
go with 2.
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How about 5?
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Well, if I meet
the right person,
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I suppose I could compromise,
go with 3.
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Noted.
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Look at this guy.
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Can't stop
campaigning.
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Look alive, junior.
Here comes the heater.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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This is the clip
you're gonna want
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for the evening news.
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Why did it have to
be baseball, Mike?
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Why not polo?
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I'd like to go back
to that field
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with my mallet
and my horse
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and show them
a real man's sport.
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Well, sir, your horse's
name is Ms. muffy.
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No, it's not, Mike.
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It's little Ms. muffy.
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Well, don't worry
about it, sir.
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Your constituents
are concerned with
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your policy,
not your fastball.
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So what's the fallout
from "wussy pitch '98?"
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Our approval ratings
have dropped 2%
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with men 18 to 49.
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But look. We went up
.10% with women over 80.
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That's great, Nikki.
The election's in 6 months.
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If we want these women
to vote for us,
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they're gonna have to
leave the house now.
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There's gotta be something
happening in this city
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that can boost
the mayor's masculinity.
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There's a charity barbecue
over at firehouse 168.
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A bunch of rugged guys
drinking beer.
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I like that.
That's a good start.
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You know,
this is so unfair.
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The mayor is a virile,
muscular, strapping man
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with pecs that
will not quit.
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Well, it's the truth
of modern politics, kids.
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Image is everything.
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Spiffy, huh?
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Stuart, we're already
40 minutes late for work,
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and that woman you brought
home is still in the shower.
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She was very dirty.
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Stuart, do you have
to go to work, 'cause...
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I'm ready to go
another round.
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Ahh. The gay roommate.
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So this...
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Means nothing to you?
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Hey, James, did you draft
my letter to the governor?
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We have to sweet-talk him
on this transportation bill.
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"Dear snookums."
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I think you wanna
pull back a little.
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That's a letter from
my old girlfriend.
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Here you go, Mike.
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Beauty.
Oh, hey, Paul.
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I need you to
come with me
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to the firemen's
barbecue tonight.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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No can do, Mike, no.
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No, I'm planning something
special for Claudia
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to thank her for
the beautiful gift.
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O.K., Paul,
I want to see you
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and that radiator you're
wearing in my office.
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It was nice
getting to know ya.
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I want to see you again.
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Ha!
What?
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No woman's ever
said that to me before.
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Excuse me. The tub
is filled with hair.
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Why don't you
fish it out
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and paste it
on your head?
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O.K., you know,
Paul,
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ever since
you got married,
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you have been
nothing but excuses.
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Well, that's not true.
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Come on, Paul. You've
been married 5 months.
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You celebrated your
anniversary 7 times.
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Mike, Claudia needs me.
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I need you.
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Claudia depends on me.
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I depend on you.
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Claudia gives me
sweet lovin'.
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I depend on you.
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Sir, you were great
at the barbecue.
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You were confident, you were one
of the guys, you were very funny.
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Come on, come on. Less
talkin' and more walkin'.
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O.K., the shortcut to the
limo's right through here.
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Whoa, hold up, fellas.
Tying my shoe.
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Oh, come on,
Mr. mayor.
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Please, come on.
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Claudia was expecting me
home half an hour ago.
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Paul, you know what?
Enough about Claudia.
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Oh, but,
I was supposed to
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wash Claudia's
hair tonight.
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Well, isn't
that romantic.
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Yeah, but
I wanted to finish
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before she got home.
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This is a dead end.
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Oh, that's just great.
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Maybe we could throw
your belt buckle
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up over the fence.
How would that help?
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I'm just saying it's
something we could do.
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What imbecile would put
a fence up here?
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"By order of mayor Randall..."
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hey, sir, that's you!
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I'm sure it's probably just
to ensure public safety.
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VOICE: Give me your wallets.
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I think it backfired.
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What are you doing?
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It's the letter from
James' old girlfriend.
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We shouldn't.
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We can't.
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It'd be wrong.
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O.K., so let's just say we each
look down and we read one word.
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That will get it
out of our systems.
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On the count of 3.
1, 2, 3.
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I got "wish."
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I got "friend."
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I got, "I laid
in bed sweating,
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thinking about the things
you used to do to me."
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All right...
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I'm gonna
turn around now.
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Mike... Mike... Mike... Mike.
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We were expressly instructed
not to turn around.
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Do it, Mike.
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Hey, guys, good news.
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This little girl
scared the mugger away.
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Mike, she's
got a weapon.
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Paul, it's
a Turkey fork.
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All I know is if
I don't get some money,
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someone's gonna get stuck.
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Young lady, do
you know who I am?
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No.
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Aw, Mike, it's
an election year.
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Hand over that
belt buckle, Paul.
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How does she
know my name?
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Maybe she's
the psychic mugger.
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Ask her if I'm gonna
win the election.
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Look, sweetheart, you don't
want this belt buckle, O.K.?
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This is crap.
It's made of tin.
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What are you, kidding?
This is silver!
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It's worth
hundreds of dollars!
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Oh. Here we go.
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Now, everyone cough
up their wallets.
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Huh, O.K.
This is stupid!
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You know what
we're gonna do?
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We're gonna take her.
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I'm gonna count to 3,
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and we're gonna go.
Ready? On 3.
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1...2...3.
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Here you go.
Here you go.
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I said, "on 3."
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Oh, I thought you meant
1...2...3...Go.
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No, sir.
That would be 4.
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Mr. mayor, new plan.
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Run away on 3.
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3!
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Whoo! This sauce
is making me
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work up a lather.
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Can't you two go
to Deirdre's place?
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I have a roommate.
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Is she up for
a threesome?
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Earn it.
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Hey, um...
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Thank you.
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Ha ha ha.
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Stuart, you're not
gonna sit there
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and tell me that
you like this woman.
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No, she's a horrible shrew,
and I despise her.
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Then why?
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Ding! What is sex, Alex?
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I never thought I would
say this to you, but...
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You're too good
for that woman.
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DEIRDRE: Stuart,
get in here.
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Stuart, you have to break
up with her right now.
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You're right.
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I'm gonna do it
right now.
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Yes!
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She tied herself
to the bed.
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Well, this, uh...
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This is just beautiful.
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Well, the important
thing, Mike,
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is no one got hurt.
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00:09:03,524 --> 00:09:04,822
What's that
on your face?
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Oh, that would be
my blood, sir.
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Ah, Mike.
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Here.
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Thanks.
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Ahh, don't use the side
with the monogram.
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(BLOWING)
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You know, you add this
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to the old Winston
fastball,
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I'm really gonna
get crucified.
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No, no you won't, sir,
because this did not happen.
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I'm going to
make it go away.
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You can do that?
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Ooh, nobody can stop me.
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Mike... Mike... Mike... Mike!
I got the cops!
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Except, of course, Paul.
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"Assailant remains
unidentified."
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Great, we're golden. James,
in your press release,
203
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why don't you change all
the "shes" to "hes",
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and talk about how the mayor bravely
fought to protect his aides.
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Don't forget to mention
my belt buckle.
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00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:06,671
All right, Paul,
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all morning
with this.
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00:10:08,315 --> 00:10:09,881
Go ahead.
Say "belt buckle"
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to me one more time.
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00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,911
I dare ya.
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00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,116
Belt...
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yeah, that buckle comes
out of your mouth,
213
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it's going straight
back down your throat.
214
00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,022
Well, I just
want everybody
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to know I'm O.K.
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It was pretty scary,
though.
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Should have seen
this guy, he was...
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sir?
Yeah.
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They all know.
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Oh.
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00:10:35,046 --> 00:10:37,112
Paul ran like a sissy.
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Hi, James.
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You're lookin' good.
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Damn this machine.
It's stuck again.
225
00:10:50,544 --> 00:10:52,243
Hey, Stuart, relax.
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00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:54,997
You just gotta know how to take
care of a machine like this.
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Treat her right.
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She needs a sweet,
tender touch.
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00:11:00,918 --> 00:11:04,018
Let's just start with
the two toner knobs.
230
00:11:03,942 --> 00:11:06,908
Now...
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00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:10,470
The tendency is to want to
twist them and grab them.
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You want to
be gentle, huh?
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Almost caress them.
234
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,755
Now the real key to this
machine is down here.
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It's called
the loading tray.
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You know, most guys
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can't even find
the loading tray.
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How long you gonna be?
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Hey, I'm gonna be down
here as long as it takes.
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There we go.
All done.
241
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Finally.
242
00:11:46,904 --> 00:11:48,070
Hey... hey!
Whoa... whoa... whoa!
243
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,247
She's just getting
warmed up.
244
00:11:49,259 --> 00:11:50,557
What's the rush
to put paper in?
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00:11:50,563 --> 00:11:51,896
Yeah!
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00:11:53,299 --> 00:11:55,298
That's why
women hate you.
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I'm going to kinko's.
248
00:12:06,697 --> 00:12:08,629
I'd rather pay for it.
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00:12:18,982 --> 00:12:20,914
Mike, the cop and the
sketch artist are here.
250
00:12:20,892 --> 00:12:23,323
All right. Uh, sir, listen,
it might be better
251
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if you let Paul
and me handle this.
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I understand.
253
00:12:27,255 --> 00:12:28,354
But...
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I'm not proud.
255
00:12:30,692 --> 00:12:32,625
I mean, what
kind of politician
256
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would let his closest
aides lie for him?
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00:12:38,743 --> 00:12:39,808
Ahhh...
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00:12:42,371 --> 00:12:44,370
You almost
got me there.
259
00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:49,349
So...
260
00:12:49,372 --> 00:12:51,238
What can we do
for you guys?
261
00:12:51,217 --> 00:12:52,783
Just looking for
a basic description.
262
00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:54,242
All right,
he was a big guy.
263
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,807
Very, very big,
and you know what?
264
00:12:55,801 --> 00:12:57,733
Very, very hairy ears,
'cause, you know,
265
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,775
your bigger guys,
they get that.
266
00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:02,166
Any features
you remember?
267
00:13:02,165 --> 00:13:03,931
High cheekbones,
pouty lips.
268
00:13:09,993 --> 00:13:11,359
Paul...
269
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:13,946
Belt buckle.
270
00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:22,017
All right, we
gotta find this girl
271
00:13:21,991 --> 00:13:22,990
before the cops do.
272
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,275
You know,
I didn't tell Claudia
273
00:13:24,282 --> 00:13:26,248
about the belt buckle.
It'd crush her.
274
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,889
I'm sure by now
it's been
275
00:13:27,879 --> 00:13:29,811
snatched up on
the black market
276
00:13:29,788 --> 00:13:32,154
by some
Colombian druglord.
277
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,810
And who would that be?
278
00:13:33,798 --> 00:13:36,430
Carlos "the Paul" Escobar?
279
00:13:37,807 --> 00:13:39,873
You know, I am
trying real hard
280
00:13:39,844 --> 00:13:40,943
to stay calm here,
281
00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,224
but I cannot believe
282
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:43,829
we got mugged
by a girl.
283
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,387
(BELL RINGS)
284
00:13:50,505 --> 00:13:53,304
A catholic school girl.
285
00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,107
The mayor's in trouble,
he's out of trouble.
286
00:13:55,087 --> 00:13:56,819
You can't live
and die by it.
287
00:13:56,806 --> 00:13:58,005
I do, Paul.
288
00:13:58,014 --> 00:13:59,747
Well, sure, you do.
You got nothing else.
289
00:13:59,734 --> 00:14:01,999
Oh yeah? Well,
your life is a car,
290
00:14:01,961 --> 00:14:03,293
and Claudia is driving it.
291
00:14:03,298 --> 00:14:05,030
What are you saying?
292
00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:06,381
(WHIPPING SOUND)
293
00:14:11,635 --> 00:14:14,234
You're whipped,
married boy.
294
00:14:14,181 --> 00:14:15,913
What kind of
an insult is that?
295
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:17,632
Well, it's just
like mama's boy,
296
00:14:17,618 --> 00:14:19,217
only with your wife.
297
00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:20,376
Oh, yeah?
298
00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:22,019
Mayor's boy.
299
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,082
I'm sorry.
300
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,107
Did you just poke me?
301
00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:33,288
Maybe.
302
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:37,005
All right,
before we do this,
303
00:14:36,902 --> 00:14:38,934
you might wanna call home
304
00:14:38,907 --> 00:14:41,006
and ask Claudia if it's O.K.
305
00:14:40,977 --> 00:14:43,009
If I kick your ass.
306
00:14:42,981 --> 00:14:45,146
All right, that's it.
307
00:14:45,113 --> 00:14:47,979
Time for big daddy to
bring home the pain.
308
00:14:47,913 --> 00:14:52,712
GIRLS: Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
309
00:15:03,061 --> 00:15:04,492
What do you
think you're doing?
310
00:15:04,492 --> 00:15:05,791
I'm turning off my TV.
311
00:15:05,799 --> 00:15:06,931
No, it's my TV.
312
00:15:06,944 --> 00:15:09,743
Stuart gave it to me
after a quickie.
313
00:15:17,731 --> 00:15:19,164
Deirdre,
314
00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:21,062
Stuart wants to
break up with you.
315
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,806
Is this true, Stuart?
316
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,557
Yeah.
317
00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:35,871
Oohhhh.
318
00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:36,803
Carter.
319
00:15:36,825 --> 00:15:37,758
Stuart! Stuart!
320
00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:40,112
Go to your room
and lock the door.
321
00:15:44,145 --> 00:15:47,044
Your heterosexual powers
have no effect on me.
322
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:50,773
Break's over.
323
00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:57,795
Where were we?
324
00:16:00,215 --> 00:16:01,281
Right.
325
00:16:08,807 --> 00:16:10,639
Just tell me when
we officially start.
326
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,154
All right... Now!
327
00:16:12,149 --> 00:16:14,415
Ow! Ow! Ow!
328
00:16:14,377 --> 00:16:16,576
Ow! Why are we
doing this?
329
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:17,540
Because you...
330
00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:18,957
Have lost
your passion...
331
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:20,391
For the job.
332
00:16:25,993 --> 00:16:27,058
You know what?
333
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:30,439
You're not a fighter
anymore, Paul.
334
00:16:30,351 --> 00:16:32,518
You don't care
about me.
335
00:16:32,484 --> 00:16:35,483
Nobody cares about
you more than I do.
336
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,478
Ow! Ow... ow...
ow... ow... ow... ow!
337
00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:39,801
Claudia does!
338
00:16:39,802 --> 00:16:41,069
Aw, Claudia,
Claudia, Claudia.
339
00:16:41,076 --> 00:16:42,975
Will you shut up
about Claudia!
340
00:16:42,954 --> 00:16:44,752
Ahhhhh!
341
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,875
You just can't stand
to see me happy.
342
00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:53,233
How can you be happy?
343
00:16:53,232 --> 00:16:55,198
I just am!
344
00:16:58,674 --> 00:16:59,873
Ooomph! Ah!
345
00:16:59,883 --> 00:17:01,815
Sugar!
346
00:17:04,529 --> 00:17:06,229
You throw like
the mayor.
347
00:17:08,539 --> 00:17:12,905
Mike! Mike!
What's your problem?
348
00:17:12,772 --> 00:17:15,237
You wanna know what
my problem is?
349
00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:17,456
I'll tell you what
my problem is.
350
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,117
I'm jealous of you.
351
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,840
Really?
352
00:17:23,815 --> 00:17:25,180
Yeah.
353
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,897
See, every night
you go home
354
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,506
to this beautiful woman
who loves you,
355
00:17:31,452 --> 00:17:33,984
and I go home to
an empty apartment.
356
00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:37,066
Every morning
when you come in,
357
00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:40,387
I just think about how
much I want what you have.
358
00:17:40,298 --> 00:17:41,264
You want it?
Yeah.
359
00:17:41,284 --> 00:17:42,484
You got it.
360
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,532
Good night, everybody.
361
00:17:54,523 --> 00:17:55,589
Wait a minute, James.
362
00:17:57,165 --> 00:18:00,097
We, um, we read
your letter.
363
00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:01,595
We need to know what...
364
00:18:01,588 --> 00:18:04,587
The trick is.
365
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:05,548
What trick?
366
00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:09,132
You know, the thing.
367
00:18:09,035 --> 00:18:11,201
The thing you do
with your hands.
368
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:13,366
It's hard to describe.
You want me to show you?
369
00:18:14,763 --> 00:18:17,096
Yeah, what the hell.
I'll get my coat.
370
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,297
I can do it to
you right here.
371
00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:21,334
Yeah.
372
00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:24,211
Turn around.
373
00:18:25,837 --> 00:18:28,770
And, uh,
cross your arms.
374
00:18:28,701 --> 00:18:30,500
Be very still.
375
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,850
Oh, I've done this.
376
00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:37,087
(CRACK)
377
00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:41,616
That's it?
378
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,188
That's your trick?
379
00:18:43,181 --> 00:18:45,580
Oh, what a letdown.
380
00:18:45,536 --> 00:18:47,801
Ohhhh...
381
00:18:47,764 --> 00:18:49,563
Damn.
382
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,312
That was amazing.
383
00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:54,250
Can you do it
to me again?
384
00:18:54,224 --> 00:18:57,223
I'm gonna need
a few minutes, Stacy.
385
00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:04,185
Gotta tell ya.
386
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,750
You got a hell of
a left cross there, boss.
387
00:19:06,698 --> 00:19:08,998
Thanks, Paul.
You've got, uh...
388
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,524
Some sharp nails.
389
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:13,809
What happened
to you two?
390
00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:16,893
Ah, just a little
male bonding.
391
00:19:16,818 --> 00:19:18,484
Hey, Mike.
392
00:19:20,287 --> 00:19:22,353
This girl had
the mayor's credit card.
393
00:19:22,323 --> 00:19:25,256
She said she
just found it.
394
00:19:25,187 --> 00:19:27,486
Is this the person
that mugged you?
395
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,679
Never saw her
before in my life.
396
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:41,033
Told you.
397
00:19:41,035 --> 00:19:44,001
Now, wait, wait
a minute, officer.
398
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:44,864
Yeah, that's him.
399
00:19:44,886 --> 00:19:46,286
I mean, you know,
that's her.
400
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,018
Are you sure?
Yeah.
401
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:49,771
Just, uh...
402
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:53,092
Here you go, pauly.
403
00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:56,969
Burn this in your
memory, sweetheart.
404
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,396
You can sketch it
in cellblock c.
405
00:20:03,885 --> 00:20:05,784
Hey, Paul, why don't you
go home to Claudia?
406
00:20:05,763 --> 00:20:07,960
What are we gonna do
about the mayor?
407
00:20:07,925 --> 00:20:09,625
Aw, don't worry about it.
I'll handle it.
408
00:20:09,613 --> 00:20:12,312
There's a thousand ways to
make him more masculine.
409
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,341
Stuart?
410
00:20:24,346 --> 00:20:26,513
Did you break up with
Deirdre last night?
411
00:20:26,479 --> 00:20:29,977
Yes. We're finished.
It's over.
412
00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:31,982
So you didn't have
sex with her
413
00:20:31,952 --> 00:20:33,917
in my room
while I was out.
414
00:20:33,893 --> 00:20:36,859
No.
415
00:20:36,789 --> 00:20:38,754
Then why were
my family photos
416
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:40,463
lined up on
my nightstand?
417
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,949
Deirdre likes
an audience.
418
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,643
I'm here for you.
419
00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:47,569
What are you two
yapping about?
420
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:50,478
We're trying to figure out some way
to break up with Stuart's girlfriend.
421
00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:53,309
Why don't you just remind
her she's dating Stuart?
422
00:21:52,367 --> 00:21:53,833
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
423
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,033
(BARKING)
424
00:21:55,034 --> 00:21:56,100
Moo.
425
00:21:56,150 --> 00:22:00,700
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