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Yes. Way to go, Paulie. You took
that question on school vouchers,
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you turned it right back
on that reporter.
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That guy was so flustered, he
called me a fathead. (Chuckling)
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I don't have
a big head, do I?
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I don't know how
to put this, Paulie.
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I don't know which I'd rather
have... a million dollars,
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or your head
full of nickels.
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The point is,
you are the man.
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Well, in that case, uh...
On the subject of a raise...
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Anybody can get
a raise, Paul.
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I'm giving you a raise
with a "p" on the front.
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Praise?
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Good job, buddy. W-w-wait,
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
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At least, like a... slap on the
ass to show me you mean it.
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Yeah.
Wait. No, no.
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In the bullpen,
where everybody can see.
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Jeez.
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So I guess if that's everything,
Mike, I'll just, uh...
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I'll just head
back to my office.
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Mike?
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Way to go, Paulie.
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It's a lot firmer
than you think.
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Ok, finally, Carter,
Nikki and I are gonna be
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out of the office for the day doing
some fund-raising. Stuart...
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I need you
to cover for me.
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And, Stacey, since
you are my assistant...
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Don't say it. Today, you
will be Stuart's assistant.
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I wish you would've told me
that before I came in.
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Why? So you could've gotten
extra dolled-up for daddy?
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I don't understand. Why did you guys
get to do this fund-raising thing?
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"Get to"?
Heh, try "have to".
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Frankly, James, it's the part
of the job that sickens me.
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BOTH:
we're goin' golfin'
we're goin' golfin'
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Whoo, hoo, hoo!
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Last time I went golfing,
I parred 6 holes on the front 9.
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- Fell apart in the back.
- Yeah? What happened?
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A windmill threw my ball
into the parking lot.
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Ok, boys, I've been working
on this guy for months.
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He is potentially the biggest
non-corporate donor to the dnc we've got.
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If you have questions,
now's the time to ask.
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- Carter, how's your short game?
- Who cares?
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All I know is...
A black man's gonna be
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at one of the most exclusive
country clubs in upstate New York.
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And guess what.
I'm not replacing any divots.
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Come on, guys, I don't want to be late.
Nolan can be unpredictable.
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We're golfing. How
unpredictable can the guy be?
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Guess you can get some distance
off the tee with this baby.
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Golf's for sissies.
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We're goin' deer huntin'.
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That's a man's sport.
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It certainly
isn't a deer sport.
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(BUZZ) Stacey,
come in here a second.
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What do you want?
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Just wanted
to see if it worked.
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Oh, and, uh, as long as you're
getting yourself a cup of coffee,
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would you mind
getting me one, too?
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I'm not getting
myself coffee.
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Let me rephrase that.
Get me a cup of coffee.
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And by the way,
I take my coffee...
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The way I take my women.
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Are you sure you want to pay
75 bucks for a cup of coffee?
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Touche.
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Now, chop-chop.
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I'm gonna kill him.
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Stacey, we're assistants.
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We decide where they go,
what they do, what they eat.
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They don't control our lives,
honey, we control theirs.
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STUART: Coffee!
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You were saying?
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Look, do what I do.
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Picture Stuart
as a new puppy.
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Is it helping?
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Nope. Still trying
to hump my leg.
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So, Mr. nolan, I think if you
take a look at our track record,
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you'll see that mayor Winston
is the man to support.
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The climate for big business in Manhattan
has never been better. Furthermore, our...
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whoa there!
Who dropped a quarter in you?
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We can
chitchat later.
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Right now
it's time for huntin'.
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You a big hunter
there, Flaherty?
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No, no, no, no.
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Although my dad once
bagged 2 deer in one shot.
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One shot.
Did he use a rifle?
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No, a buick.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(CACKLING)
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A buick!
Ha ha ha ha!
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- A buick!
- Ha ha! Well...
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Oh, what the hell
are we gonna do?
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Well,
I was promised golf.
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I have an outfit.
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Mike, I have
2 rules in my life.
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No guns, no girls.
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All right, everybody.
Safety first.
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Put on your
orange vests.
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Ok, 3 rules.
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Well, are we gonna
do this or what?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You just show me
what to shoot.
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(CHUCKLES) It's nice
to know my donation
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is going to somebody
I can relate to.
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Oh! There ain't
nothin' like money.
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Except, of course,
maybe killing.
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Here, I brought some elk
urine to mask our scent.
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You know what
to do with it.
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Just, uh, drop a little
on your jacket.
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Make sure you don't
get any on your skin.
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I can't believe Mike
didn't give you the raise.
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Especially since he said he was grooming
you to be the next deputy mayor.
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Please keep it down.
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Not everybody's aware
about Mike's plan.
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Paul, if we really need the
money, I can help out.
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I can get a third job.
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No, no, no.
Absolutely not.
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No wife of mine
works more than 2 jobs.
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Hey, Paul, I have your notes for
today's briefing. Check it out.
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James, you're gonna have to cover for me
this afternoon. Doctor's appointment.
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I'm not a public speaker...
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You'll be wonderful! You can
think on your feet, right?
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Say yes, James.
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Yes. There you go! You'll be...
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see? You'll be perfect. Get outta here!
You'll be wonderful!
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They're gonna eat him alive.
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That'll teach the mayor
not to give me a raise.
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Paul Thomas lassiter,
what are you doing?
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I'm sorry, Claudia. When
it comes to our happiness...
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Nothing gets in my way.
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Oh, Paulie, you're
like a gladiator.
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(GIGGLING)
I know.
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Hey, bubba,
you got any tobaccy?
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Sorry, cletus, I left it in back
of my pickup next to my banjo.
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Hey, what say after we
bag us some critters
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we go into town and beat the
tar outta some long-hairs?
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Hey, bubba, cletus, y'all gonna joke us right
into the poorhouse, so shut the hell up.
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Shh! Shh!
First buck at 2:00.
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Mike,
you wanna translate?
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Well, uh, Carter, if
12:00 is straight ahead,
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then 2:00 would be...
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That's gonna be
right over...
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oh, look at that
pretty animal.
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There's nothing more
breathtaking than seeing
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one of mother nature's children
in the open in all its beauty.
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Who wants
to shoot him?
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No, no.
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No, no, no. No, no.
Y-y-you go ahead because...
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because I went first
at the outhouse.
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I insist.
I...
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what's the matter, Flaherty? Don't
you have the stones for it?
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Did I misread you?
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Whoa. Wow. I didn't
even see that one.
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We don't usually
shoot babies,
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but that is one hell
of a shot! (CACKLING)
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STUART: Stacey!
You... here... now!
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He is Satan in a crew cut.
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No. He's a puppy!
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He's a puppy.
He's a puppy.
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(SIGHS)
So, Stuart,
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I finished typing up these
parking permit plans of yours.
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The only thing more boring than my parking
permit plans is you telling me about it.
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They're really good.
Really?
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Yeah. Great job.
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Huh.
Biscuit?
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It's a biscotti.
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Oh. That's what I said. Huh.
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Sit.
Oh.
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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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You know, you have
worked so hard this morning,
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I think you owe
yourself a long lunch.
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I have put in
a full morning.
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Ah!
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You're doing such
a great job in Mike's place.
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Yes, you are!
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I think I will
take a long lunch.
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Great. Pick me up
a Caesar salad?
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Dressing on the side?
What a sweetie!
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Mmm, mmm.
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It is a pleasure watching
you shoot, Flaherty.
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Yeah.
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Just wish we could've
found the little guy.
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He-he's probably
fine, though, right?
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I mean, he's, you know,
just walking it off.
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And sure, he'll have
a scar, a nasty scar,
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but... but the other deer
will just think that's cool.
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Nope. You got him
right in the haunch.
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He ran away,
but he'll soon...
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Weaken from
loss of blood.
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Then he'll be sitting
out there in the cold,
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his life
ebbin' out of him.
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Then he'll
call for mama.
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"Mama."
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"Mama!"
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But mama ain't
comin', is she?
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I need a drink.
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Oh, liquor at lunch!
(CACKLES)
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You and I are kindred
spirits, Flaherty.
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I got a bottle
right in here.
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All right, all right.
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"Kindred spirits."
Time to make the deal.
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No, no. It's time
to go find the deer.
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Carter, you're with me.
Nikki, cover for us.
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What?
And say what?
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Tell him we got bored
not killing anything.
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Doesn't matter.
Come on, Carter.
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Shouldn't we wear our oranges?
Oh, forget the oranges.
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(GUNSHOT)
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Let's orange up.
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Help. Help.
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We need medical
attention, stat!
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I have always
wanted to say that.
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My son may look like
a deer to you...
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But that doesn't
mean he shouldn't get
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the same quality care
as a normal-looking kid.
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Now, go.
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Uh, excuse me, sir.
You can't...
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Yeah, I-I know
what you're thinking,
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but, uh...
But that's not a deer.
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It-it's a guy
in a deer suit.
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I saw it.
It's a deer.
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Well, that means I got ed
strapped to the hood of my car.
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Don't think of him as a deer. Ok? Think
of him as one of God's creatures.
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Think of him as
courtside knick tickets.
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I'll do what I can.
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There.
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Look how nice
your coat looks.
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Well, thank you.
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My pleasure.
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I have
so much to learn.
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You're doing great. Just remember,
sometimes you have to be firm.
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Stuart, it's time for your meeting
with the transportation board!
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Who's chairing, iverson or katz?
Katz.
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You know I hate katz.
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Now, Stuart!
Ok.
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Hey, you have something
on the back of your jacket.
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Where?
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We have to fill out
these forms.
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Um, "blood type."
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Deer, Carter.
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Deer negative.
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Don't you get
snippy with me.
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All right,
ask me your questions.
242
00:13:06,436 --> 00:13:10,001
Fine. "Nature of your
relationship to the patient."
243
00:13:09,909 --> 00:13:12,175
Oh, that's easy...
assassin!
244
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:19,161
Hey, buddy,
I may have shot him,
245
00:13:19,085 --> 00:13:21,617
but you ate his mother!
Oh!
246
00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:25,056
Please, you two.
This is a hospital.
247
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,785
He's right.
248
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,337
Yeah, yeah.
249
00:13:33,519 --> 00:13:35,517
Cannibal.
Baby killer.
250
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,290
Oh, hi, Paul.
251
00:13:38,298 --> 00:13:40,297
Looks like
you got a little sun.
252
00:13:40,274 --> 00:13:42,206
I was at the doctor's.
I wasn't on the roof.
253
00:13:42,185 --> 00:13:44,517
So, uh...
254
00:13:44,479 --> 00:13:46,911
How did James'
press conference go?
255
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,864
If it was a fight,
it would've been stopped.
256
00:13:52,764 --> 00:13:55,763
Well, then I suppose
a $300-a-week raise
257
00:13:55,695 --> 00:13:57,727
wouldn't seem
unreasonable.
258
00:13:57,702 --> 00:14:00,068
Well, on the contrary,
259
00:14:00,028 --> 00:14:02,827
James' display of
incoherent babbling...
260
00:14:02,769 --> 00:14:05,167
James is still
in the room, sir.
261
00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:07,958
...made me appear as cool
as a cucumber. It was great.
262
00:14:07,898 --> 00:14:11,497
In fact, I'm thinking of having James
do my press conferences more often.
263
00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:15,278
How about
200 more a week?
264
00:14:15,258 --> 00:14:18,457
I'm sorry, Paul. You know...
Serious budgetary concerns.
265
00:14:18,381 --> 00:14:21,680
My, uh...
My best offer is $300...
266
00:14:21,598 --> 00:14:24,064
Less than what
you're making right now.
267
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:28,019
Less? You know what, sir? I'm actually...
I'm ok with my present salary.
268
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,706
No! Too late.
Offer's on the table.
269
00:14:29,691 --> 00:14:34,290
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I couldn't
possibly work for less than $100 less.
270
00:14:34,152 --> 00:14:36,351
Well, I'm gonna have
to stick to $300 less.
271
00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:39,251
$200 less!
That's my final offer!
272
00:14:43,169 --> 00:14:45,168
You're
a tough negotiator.
273
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,543
It's nothing personal, sir.
It's just business.
274
00:14:58,877 --> 00:15:01,309
S-sir, did you just
give Paul a pay cut?
275
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,266
No, I was just
kidding around.
276
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,384
Oh. So then you
don't really think
277
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,563
I did that badly at
the press conference.
278
00:15:08,531 --> 00:15:11,197
No, no!
You were great! Heh.
279
00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:22,082
Carter and Nikki are waiting for
the little guy to be discharged.
280
00:15:22,009 --> 00:15:25,441
So, is the deer gonna live? Oh, who cares?
We're all expendable.
281
00:15:25,354 --> 00:15:29,353
You come to work, you do the best you can.
What do ya get? A kick in the teeth.
282
00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:40,300
So, anyway...
283
00:15:40,265 --> 00:15:42,564
I'm telling you,
if that deer hadn't made it,
284
00:15:42,528 --> 00:15:45,127
I would not have been able to get
nolan's voice outta my head.
285
00:15:45,076 --> 00:15:46,776
NOLAN:
Flaherty!
286
00:15:46,765 --> 00:15:48,797
You guys
heard that, right?
287
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:52,124
You got away without
gettin' your check.
288
00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:53,719
Oh, hey,
Peter, come on.
289
00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:56,543
Today... today was
not about money.
290
00:15:56,483 --> 00:15:58,548
Here's a pen.
291
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:03,388
Well, what would you do if somebody
gave you a half million dollars?
292
00:16:03,238 --> 00:16:04,971
Ha. I'd kiss him
on the mouth.
293
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,619
I would thank him
and not touch him.
294
00:16:19,264 --> 00:16:22,196
What was that?
It sounded like hooves.
295
00:16:22,132 --> 00:16:23,930
No, that was James.
Uh, James.
296
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,949
We call him
old deer hooves.
297
00:16:25,923 --> 00:16:29,922
Hey, James. Um, show
Mr. nolan what-what you got.
298
00:16:47,653 --> 00:16:50,586
I'm not big on
dancin' men.
299
00:16:51,476 --> 00:16:53,177
James,
you're fired.
300
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,497
Now that was
a hard-nosed decision.
301
00:16:55,459 --> 00:16:56,826
I respect that.
302
00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:59,462
How about
we make it a million?
303
00:16:59,411 --> 00:17:01,844
Paul, you're fired.
304
00:17:05,305 --> 00:17:07,703
Oh, that's just great.
305
00:17:08,714 --> 00:17:12,214
Ok now, one million...
306
00:17:15,819 --> 00:17:18,385
Uh, parks department,
third floor.
307
00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:23,085
Damn.
308
00:17:24,646 --> 00:17:26,877
Here. Try again.
309
00:17:32,132 --> 00:17:33,931
- Ah!
- Ah!
310
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,716
Ha, you got me.
311
00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:38,434
Excuse me!
I'm waiting for a package.
312
00:17:38,377 --> 00:17:40,410
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Come back here!
313
00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:44,922
What's up with him?
314
00:17:44,909 --> 00:17:47,308
He's just
chasing the mailman.
315
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:51,465
Mike's back. You're not Stuart's assistant anymore.
You have to give him up.
316
00:17:51,345 --> 00:17:53,978
Why? I can take
care of them both.
317
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,079
You know what
you have to do.
318
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:01,842
What's the matter?
319
00:18:01,828 --> 00:18:05,094
Stuart... I'm not
your assistant anymore.
320
00:18:05,014 --> 00:18:06,513
Oh.
321
00:18:06,513 --> 00:18:08,544
We'll still hang out,
right?
322
00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:11,418
No. Things are gonna have to
go back to the way they were.
323
00:18:11,355 --> 00:18:15,487
Oh. Well, it was really a
pleasure working with you today.
324
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,235
Shake?
325
00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:19,249
And if it's not
asking too much,
326
00:18:19,225 --> 00:18:22,024
could you be my assistant
one last time?
327
00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:24,530
Sure, Stuart. What do
you want me to do?
328
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:26,281
Me.
329
00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:28,666
Ya! (CHUCKLES)
330
00:18:31,237 --> 00:18:34,269
That kind will
always turn on you.
331
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,999
Let me get this straight. You're
saying it's the money or the deer?
332
00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:40,395
Let's just say
it's a test.
333
00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:43,048
This is a very
large donation.
334
00:18:42,994 --> 00:18:46,526
I want to make sure you
have my interests at heart.
335
00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:49,734
Mike, we can't just allow
him to shoot prancer!
336
00:18:52,393 --> 00:18:54,492
We named him.
337
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,852
What's it gonna be,
Flaherty?
338
00:18:57,810 --> 00:19:01,976
The deer gets killed
and you get a million bucks.
339
00:19:01,856 --> 00:19:05,522
How about 500,000 and we just
slap him around a little?
340
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:10,083
No dice.
341
00:19:10,969 --> 00:19:13,001
250,
we call him names?
342
00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:16,848
He's just a kid.
That stuff stays with you.
343
00:19:17,755 --> 00:19:19,288
I'm waiting.
344
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,009
All right, little fella.
This is where you get off.
345
00:19:23,936 --> 00:19:25,935
I want you to always
remember who you are.
346
00:19:25,912 --> 00:19:28,311
You're the million
dollar deer.
347
00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:30,368
You guys wanna
say your good-byes?
348
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:33,207
I already had
my good-bye with the check.
349
00:19:34,037 --> 00:19:35,736
Say good-bye
to Carter. Come on.
350
00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:39,225
Ah, a little life advice.
Let's see. Ah!
351
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:43,700
If ever there comes a time when you start to
find the boy deer sexier than the girl deer,
352
00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:46,629
just go with it, man,
'cause life's too short.
353
00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:49,558
Here we go.
354
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,155
You're free.
355
00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:52,879
Go on.
356
00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:55,724
Go on.
357
00:19:55,702 --> 00:19:57,701
Come on,
get outta here.
358
00:19:59,048 --> 00:20:01,681
Go, will ya?
359
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:04,629
(TEARFULLY) I never
liked you anyway! Go!
360
00:20:04,623 --> 00:20:07,356
Get outta here!
(SOBS)
361
00:20:13,577 --> 00:20:15,409
Aw.
362
00:20:16,444 --> 00:20:18,209
Wonderful.
363
00:20:18,197 --> 00:20:20,196
I know, I know.
364
00:20:22,816 --> 00:20:25,216
No one treats
my man that way.
365
00:20:25,175 --> 00:20:27,274
I don't care if
you're mayor of the city.
366
00:20:27,247 --> 00:20:29,246
I am the mayor
of the city.
367
00:20:29,222 --> 00:20:30,954
Don't interrupt me.
368
00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:33,875
Paul deserves that raise,
and you know it.
369
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,175
Done.
370
00:20:35,179 --> 00:20:37,012
Thank you.
(CHUCKLES)
371
00:20:36,996 --> 00:20:38,995
Oh, and...
372
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:41,136
Paul is very proud.
373
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,773
Really?
374
00:20:46,491 --> 00:20:49,722
Well, if he knew
I was here doing this,
375
00:20:49,644 --> 00:20:51,510
it'd crush him.
376
00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:53,326
Understood.
377
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,592
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
378
00:21:52,593 --> 00:21:53,824
(BARKING)
379
00:21:53,825 --> 00:21:55,158
Moo.
380
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:59,758
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