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Yo, the stylish man about town
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whose brand-new,
silk-lined calfskin jacket
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says-nay screams-
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I'm bad...
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I'm nationwide.
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The salesperson says it brings out
the many subtle shadings of me-
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pensive...
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Strong...
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Sexy.
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Are you sure that
you're sexy, Mike?
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For the real sexy,
I wear nothing but the jacket.
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Please stick with
pensive and strong.
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Good morning.
Good morning.
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Did anyone see that documentary
on american pottery last night?
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O.k., why does everyone around
here think I'm the dull one?
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I don't know, James.
Why don't we ask your shiny rock collection?
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Last night I watched this beautiful
video about 2 lonely women
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who find love and passion
in each other's arms.
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Really?
What was it called?
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I haven't titled it yet.
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I wrote a how-do-you-do letter
to my new anonymous friend.
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Using "anonymous" and "friend"
together is missing the concept.
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No, no.
She's my pen pal.
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My church set us up through their
lonely christians program.
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O.k. Again I'd like to challenge
my status as the dull one.
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In my letter I described
myself as witty, well-read,
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possessing a certain
natural Grace.
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Next order of business-
the office refrigerator. Paul...
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As much as we admire
your thrift,
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your leftovers are becoming
a danger to the community.
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Is that nasty, half-eaten tuna
fish sandwich still in there?
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Oh, yeah. And it's taken
a bottle of ketchup
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and 2 ring dings hostage.
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The dry cleaner said he can
clean the coat, no problem.
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Ah, I love mr. Kim.
Yeah, but he was lying.
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How can you know that?
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I can tell when people
are lying. It's a gift.
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- I have a friend who can do the same thing.
- No, you don't.
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O.k., it's a friend
of a friend.
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So, the other day when Carter said he was
feeling sick and he had to go home early...
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Hey, I-I was
feeling a little...
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Sale at Barney's.
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What if I were to say...
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That I were the world's
greatest lover.
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I'd say
you believe it to be true.
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All right.
That's good enough for me.
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O.k. Last item.
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Mayor's daughter Meg is flying in from
Berkeley for a visit. Why is this good?
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'Cause it means
college girls are on vacation?
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No. It is an opportunity
to show him
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as a normal family guy,
a struggling single parent
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like any other
struggling single parent,
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except for the mansion, the limo,
and the staff of servants.
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She was adorable
in the mayor's campaign ads.
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Girl scout uniform was a vote-getter.
Wonder if she could still squeeze into it.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hey, Meg. How are you?
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Good.
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I'd like to see her try.
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- Stuart?
- What? It wasn't me!
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You are coming along nicely.
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Why don't we wait till
after the press conference?
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Come on. Your dad's
dying to see you,
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and, uh, you look great.
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You hate the shirt.
No, I love the shirt.
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They didn't have one your size?
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Then it's about
the belly ring, isn't it?
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I am crazy about
the belly ring.
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Maybe we can hook
the, uh, shirt onto it.
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Mike,
this is my favorite shirt.
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I am not gonna defile it by putting
a piece of metal through it.
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If you have any other problems
with my appearance, just...
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You're staring at my tattoo?
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I- I was staring at your-
at your hair.
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What's wrong with my hair?
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It's not covering your tattoo.
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You know, Mike, I am this close
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to giving you a full-on lecture
on freedom of expression.
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There you go. No offense to you
or mr. 3-headed snake.
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O.k.,
am I ready now?
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Yeah, nah. It's just you look
a little... chilly. Here.
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Why don't you slip this on?
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We are gonna have
so much fun today.
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We got a lot of plans.
We're going down to central park.
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We're gonna watch your dad renew
the city's hansom cab licenses.
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You always loved the horsies.
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Mike, hansom cabs are
an abject form of cruelty
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in which beautiful
animals are subjected
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to consistently
inhumane conditions.
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I'll let you pet 'em.
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Excuse me, everybody.
I'm sorry to interrupt, sir.
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The mayor's daughter
just arrived from college,
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and the Bond of love between
these two is so strong,
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she literally cannot wait one more
minute to see her dad. Go ahead.
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Hello, Megan.
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Hello, father.
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so, for those of you
writing in your notepad,
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that's "surprise visit",
"strong Bond"...
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"Touching family moment. "
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Is there anything there
for anonymous? That's me.
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Paul, when a package shows up
addressed to anonymous,
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it usually winds up in
a special bin downstairs
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along with the mail that ticks.
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How about this, huh, huh?
Is this for me?
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Unless you plan to compete in
this year's gay olympics... no.
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Huh. Now,
the pole vault...
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Is that an actual event
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or just something you do
at the party afterwards?
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Oh, it's an event...
Right after the homophobe toss.
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I'm going up to 2, o. k.?
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Maybe they got my mail
there by accident.
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Is it my imagination,
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or has Paul actually
become more lonely and needy?
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You know, we used to have a ton of
fun when Paul was with Claudia.
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Who was Claudia, a hypnotist?
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James! I have got
an assignment for you.
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I need you to hang out
with the mayor's daughter.
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I need that, too.
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Just keep her away from the
mayor or any political event.
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Hey, Mike? I'm free.
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Why wouldn't you ask me to look
after the mayor's daughter?
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Same reason they don't
give guns to monkeys.
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I thought we could start
by taking a tour of the city.
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James, I lived in
new York my whole life.
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Well, there's still
a lot of new stuff to see.
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You ever seen
the statue of liberty?
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I had sex in the torch.
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Did you get a chance
to see the view?
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Hey, have you ever
had anything pierced?
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My eardrum once. I got hit
in a corn shucking contest.
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that is so funny.
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Couldn't swim all summer.
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oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you were joking.
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Oh, I was. I...
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Gotcha.
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hey, what do you say
we ditch the tour-
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go the village,
get some coffee?
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Oh, I'd really like that.
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And don't worry.
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I know you're supposed
to keep me away from my dad
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so that I don't
cause any trouble.
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You do?
Well, I do now.
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This hansom cab thing
is all set.
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Now, there's gonna be
a lot of press there,
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so we don't want a repeat
of what happened last year.
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I thought last year went well.
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Sir, in front of 100 reporters,
you leaned over to me and said,
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"hey, look, Mike,
it's a boy horse. "
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Well, it was.
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So, uh, I-I take it Meg's
gonna meet us at the park.
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Actually, I believe
she has other plans.
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How-how do you know that?
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Well, I kind of
made them for her.
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Look, sir, kids change a lot
when they go away to college.
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I mean, I know I did.
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Before I went to fordham, I-I
was a large scandinavian woman.
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Nothing, huh?
O.k., sir.
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All I'm saying is that-that
it's completely understandable
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that things
might be a little...
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Awkward between you and Meg.
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Things weren't awkward.
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I might have
misinterpreted. Hey.
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Maybe it was the absence of touching
and the total lack of eye contact.
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That's the way
we say hello in Connecticut.
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Mike, I love Meg more than
anything in the whole world.
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I know that you do, sir.
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And I'm proud
of what she has become!
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Even though it seems
like she's grown up overnight,
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I'm still as close to her
as I was to my own father...
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God rest his soul.
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- Sir?
- Yeah?
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Your father's still alive.
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Oh, that's right.
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Just got my first letter from
anonymous. You wanna hear it?
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Wait, how long is this letter?
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19 pages. But it all rhymes.
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Gee. What's a woman like that
doing in a lonely hearts club?
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"To whom it may concern... "
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That sounds way too personal.
Why don't you read it on your own?
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No, no, no, no.
My life is an open book to you people.
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Close it.
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O.k., I have the solution
to the Paul problem.
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Great. Where are we
gonna hide the body?
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I told Claudia to meet us here.
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We're all gonna go to the new
exhibit at the guggenheim.
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I've lived in new York my entire
life and never been to a museum.
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I'm not gonna ruin it now.
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I'm surprised, Stuart. There's
a lot of nude sculptures.
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Really?
Mm-hmm.
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Can you touch 'em?
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Claudia's gonna walk
in the door, see Paul-
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- bam-love will take over.
- Oh, lord.
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Oh.
hey, Paulie.
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I didn't know you
were gonna be here.
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Claudia. Can't talk.
Reading a letter.
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Bam!
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thank you, thank you.
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Meg should have been here. She
always loved horses, you know.
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She could ride sidesaddle,
English, and...
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Bareback?
I don't think so.
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Oh!
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Apparently she's been
taking lessons, sir.
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Nice.
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What is he doing?
He's pacing.
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Thinks if he lets the tension build, when
he finally talks, it's gonna scare us.
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James.
Aah!
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This is ridiculous, Mike.
I am not a little girl anymore.
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Oh, I-I know that,
believe me.
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The whole city knows that.
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So what? I was nude.
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If I were a man, we wouldn't
even be having this discussion.
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That's right, we wouldn't.
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Because if you were a man
and you rode naked on a horse,
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you'd be
in the hospital right now.
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Well, James is on my side.
Right, James?
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Yeah. Right.
I'm with you.
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Mike... I really don't think you
have any right to tell Megan-
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James, go to your desk.
Yeah, you got it.
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Um, can I call you sometime?
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Mike, the whole world
should know
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the plight
of those poor horses.
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What is the correlation
between riding nude on a horse
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and a horse's happiness?
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O.k., I understand
for that one horse.
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All I know is I got
my dad's attention.
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No doubt about that.
It's in every paper.
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You know, this is
really gonna hurt him.
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You know, Mike, if this
is such a big problem,
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then how come
he's not here talking to me?
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Because he told you to handle it,
and you're just as bad as he is,
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because you actually
agreed to do it.
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O.k. I think we're losing track
of who's scolding who here.
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You know what?
You can...
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Just tell him that there
won't be any more problems,
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because I'm going
back to school today.
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Bye, dad.
Bye, honey.
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Uh, sir, she's leaving.
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Yeah, I sort of picked
that up from "bye, dad. "
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I mean she's going
back to college.
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After one day?
241
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,457
Yeah. Uh, we can
still catch her.
242
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,461
Sir, when I say "we"...
243
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,463
I mean both of us.
244
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,132
Even though I would give
anything to have my daughter
245
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,102
standing right here
in front of me...
246
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,705
I still wouldn't know
what to say to her.
247
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,741
I'm sorry, sir.
248
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,712
Yeah, so am I.
249
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:04,383
In a few hours, my dream girl
will finally have a face.
250
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,252
Breakthrough at the lab, Paul?
251
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:14,593
Jest if you must,
but today I meet my pen pal,
252
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,563
and I am convinced
that she is my soul mate.
253
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,065
20 bucks says she's a fat girl.
254
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,103
Are you sure you wanna do this?
255
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,739
Paul, the pen pal
relationship...
256
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,907
Is a special one.
257
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,310
Paul, there's an openness
to the written word that-
258
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:34,380
- that you may lose forever.
- What are you saying?
259
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,149
Stuart's right. She could
be large and in charge.
260
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,818
Hey, Paul,
did you get my jacket?
261
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,220
Found my soul mate.
262
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,522
Great. Was she
wearing my jacket?
263
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,792
Look. They did a beautiful job.
Great.
264
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,861
Paul, they didn't
get the stain out.
265
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,095
I told you.
266
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,165
Look at the rest of it!
Crisp!
267
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,368
Did you even check the jacket
before you left the store?
268
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,703
Of course!
269
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,204
Lying.
270
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,973
Quiet, you witch.
271
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,477
James, you get Megan
to the airport o. k.?
272
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,512
No problemo.
273
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,814
- Again with a lie.
- James.
274
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,983
Wait. How do you know
she's not lying?
275
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,652
I'm not! I can tell.
276
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,293
Now, James...
277
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:25,597
I believe... you took
the girl to the airport,
278
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,833
but Stuart here...
279
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,238
He's a little skeptical.
280
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,409
I just want 5 minutes
alone with this punk.
281
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,146
Take my keys.
282
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,415
Take my belt.
283
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,619
Take my glasses.
284
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,925
give me my glasses.
285
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,233
So... what airport
did you take her to?
286
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,869
probably, uh...
287
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,971
Laguardia, right?
288
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,873
Yeah, that-that was it.
289
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,708
That's funny.
290
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,414
There are no flights
to Oakland from laguardia.
291
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,517
I'm tired of his lies, Mike!
292
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,556
Can I have a glass of water?
293
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,926
Not until you sing, Buddy.
294
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:35,300
All right, where were we?
Oh, yes, airports...
295
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,202
Kennedy, wasn't it?
296
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,904
Yeah. Kennedy.
297
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:42,041
What bridge did you take?
59th street?
298
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,942
Triborough?
299
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,211
Triborough.
300
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:52,351
oh, wrong answer.
301
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,621
Triborough is closed.
302
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,999
let's talk about the girl.
You like the girl, yes?
303
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:10,069
No, no! Yes! Mike, you're
confusing me. I didn't-
304
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,871
tell me where she is!
305
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:19,445
Wait a second. I thought you were
supposed to be the good cop.
306
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,681
Bad cop's more fun.
307
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,884
Well, then who gets
to smack him around?
308
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,887
I do.
You get to berate him.
309
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,557
But I do that every day.
310
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:35,227
Listen, whatever you guys are gonna do,
could you do it and get it over with?
311
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:39,598
I have to meet Meg at the peta
rally in central park at 3:00.
312
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,938
Damn.
313
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,208
This is so romantic.
314
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,610
Just once I would like
a guy to say to me,
315
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,346
"I'll be the one
wearing the red Rose. "
316
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,815
I didn't say that.
I said,
317
00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:00,686
"I'll be the one at the table
away from the bathroom. "
318
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,689
You stud.
319
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,691
How are you gonna
recognize her?
320
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:09,661
Well, in the letter, she said that
she'd be wearing a purple hat.
321
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,032
Hello, Paulie.
322
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,833
Oh, hey, Claudia.
323
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:18,070
I don't mean to be rude, but I'm
keeping my eye out for somebody,
324
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,172
so I'll see you around,
all right?
325
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,241
By the way, great hat.
326
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,577
Oh, my God!
Purple hat! Purple hat!
327
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,713
You are the man with the Rose
328
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,715
at a table away
from the bathroom.
329
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,817
I missed you, Paulie!
330
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,852
Oh, Claudia, I missed you, too!
331
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,354
I missed you more!
332
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,022
No, I don't think
that's possible.
333
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,625
You don't know my capacity
for missing somebody.
334
00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:41,393
I couldn't even concentrate!
335
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,229
That's nothing! I couldn't sleep!
I couldn't eat!
336
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,765
Really?
How did you stay alive?
337
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,767
I wasn't, Paulie.
338
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,938
Oh, Claudia.
339
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,074
Oh, let's go, Paulie.
340
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,144
I missed you more.
Oh, you did?
341
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,014
Oh, honey.
342
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,583
Bye-bye, everybody.
Oh, honey! Honey!
343
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,119
I'm sorry.
It's o. k, honey.
344
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,722
We'll just walk.
I'm sorry. Bye-bye. Bye.
345
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,692
That was so beautiful.
346
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,396
She was lying.
She didn't write that letter.
347
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,765
Carter?
348
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,668
Believe me, this is
the best thing for Paul.
349
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,241
We have 2 choices.
We can either go there
350
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,577
and stop her from
speaking to these activists,
351
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,480
or we can have the police break
up the rally before it starts.
352
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,415
I'm just gonna stay right here.
353
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:39,585
O.k., sir, I'm gonna go
over your options again.
354
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,054
You don't, uh...
Know what it's like
355
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,323
to have a daughter,
do you, Mike?
356
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,192
Sir, I don't know what
it's like to have a plant.
357
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,532
You just-you have
to reach out to Meg.
358
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,201
You know what scares me
the most, Mike?
359
00:18:56,269 --> 00:19:01,040
That I have missed some of the biggest
moments in my daughter's life,
360
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:04,810
that I've always put
my job first, and that I-
361
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,979
I haven't always
been the best of fathers.
362
00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:09,114
And if I asked her,
363
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,617
she'd say that
she doesn't love me anymore.
364
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,952
she won't say that.
365
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,091
May-maybe she will,
but she won't mean it.
366
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,094
Hell, Mike, I wouldn't
even know where to start.
367
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,663
Just make a gesture, sir,
like send her a card.
368
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,231
Take her out for dinner.
369
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,535
Stop her from making damaging
statements at an animal rights rally.
370
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,704
Forget the politics, Mike.
371
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:35,641
Right now, I'm telling the truth when I
say that I do not care about politics.
372
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,643
Yes, you do.
373
00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:39,211
I know.
374
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,581
Meg... doesn't
want to do this.
375
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,917
She-she just wants
to get your attention.
376
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,052
She just wants you
to do something
377
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,055
to prove that
you care about her.
378
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,658
Yeah. Janelle, would you
call for the limousine?
379
00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:55,127
We need to be in central park
in 10 minutes!
380
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,864
All traffic lights on the East side are out.
You're not getting anywhere.
381
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,869
William tell overture)
382
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,741
that's it, there!
Watch out! Get outta the way!
383
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,844
Go! Go! Go! Go!
384
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:15,314
Whoo-ah! Whoo-ah!
Hut! Hut! Ho!
385
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,784
Thank you, thank you.
386
00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:21,854
I'd start by urging these people
not to vote for the mayor
387
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,123
based on his animal
rights record alone.
388
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,958
O.k...
389
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,561
good afternoon, everybody.
390
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,363
Hyah! Ha!
Daddy!
391
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,799
Ha! Whoa, seabiscuit!
392
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,834
Watch the bus!
That was 10 blocks ago.
393
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,703
The cab!
We're in central park.
394
00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:39,571
A Lady with a cane!
Just hop off.
395
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,808
I hope my chute opens.
396
00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:45,577
Meg, I'm so glad you're here.
397
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,913
I'm sorry.
I think we need to talk.
398
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,549
Now?
I've got nowhere to be,
399
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,819
or not to be,
if that is the question.
400
00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:55,554
Here.
401
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,028
hah!
402
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:07,466
Well, folks, I'm sorry.
403
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:10,869
Looks like your front page story
just rode off into the sunset.
404
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,539
Nice jacket.
Thank you very much.
405
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,709
What's it made of?
This is calfskin, actually.
406
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,577
Oh, no!
407
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,318
Do you think
it'll come out, sir?
408
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,620
Maybe with a little club soda.
409
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,724
See, Mike, the thing is...
410
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,159
She was acting up right
underneath my nose,
411
00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:36,662
and I was too involved
with my own life to notice.
412
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,997
But no more!
The new Randall Winston
413
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,100
is an attentive father, eh?
414
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,602
Oh. By the way,
if you see my daughter,
415
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,304
tell her I'm looking for her.
416
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,272
Sure thing, sir.
417
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,211
He saw us, didn't he?
418
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,580
Aaaaagghh!
419
00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:57,549
Hard to tell.
420
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,118
Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
421
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:03,022
moo.
422
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:07,622
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