All language subtitles for Spin City s02e07 The Thirty Year Itch.Eng

# Oh, I feel good #

hey, Mike, happy birthday.

Thank you.

Mike, my man.
Happy birthday.

Thank you very much.

Happy birthday, Mike.

Mike! The big 3-0.
How do you feel?

Well, I'm the deputy mayor of greatest
city on the face of the earth,

I'm a snappy dresser, and I don't
have to have my prostate checked

for whole 'nother year.

I feel good!

Happy birthday.

Thank you. Great.
Teamwork-I love that.

The big 3-0, huh?
It's the perfect age.

You can date college girls
and their mothers.

Nikki! Dance with me.

Oh!

shall we?

What the hell?

Hey!

Hey, Mike, Mike, Mike!
Me next! Me next!

you gotta help me out.

Mike put a $25 limit
on birthday gifts.

I have no idea what to get him.

You really believe
that $25 thing?

Oh, well, me?
No, no, no, no.

Yeah.

Last year, Bobby only
spent $25 on Mike.

- Who's Bobby?
- Exactly.

Did you schedule the meeting with
the Italian trade commission?

- si, Mikey.
- moLto bene. Nikki?

Those german investors come through
with that development bid?

Nein, mikhail.

Oh, man, they didn't?

No, they did. I just don't
know how to say yes in german.

Hey, Mike. Who's Renee Miller?

Renee Miller sent me a card?

Yeah. Who's Renee Miller?

We all have that first
love, you know,

who ignites the spark of passion
that's with us the rest of our lives.

And for me, that spark
was Renee Miller.

Could have just said
old girlfriend.

My first love? Amy hinkle.

Lovely woman.

Becky corrigan.

Roger taybach.

No way.

Roger taybach.

I told her that if neither of us
were married by my 30th birthday,

I'd meet her on top of the
empire state building at sunset.

That is so romantic.

It's like a movie.

It's beautiful.
He'll nail her for sure.

Renee Miller.

Sir, when you said you
wanted to see me,

did you literally mean see me?

How do you know
if you are... a gay?

I'll come back.

Are you trying to tell me
that you think you're...

Well, actually, I want to talk
about my nephew Stephen.

You see, we think
he may be a...

A gay?

Maybe. He seems very confused.

The family doesn't care
what his preference is.

We just think it's time
for him to settle down.

Basically we want him to pick
a party and register to vote.

Sir, you're asking me
to turn on the old gay-dar.

You people know each other.

It's-it's like a sixth sense.

It's the way I am with people
from Connecticut.

That is a period.
It says "remember our promise. "

It's an invitation.

It's a question mark.

It's "remember
our promise?!"

It's-it's philosophical.

Oh, Mike, you gotta go.

She's gonna be waiting
there alone and desperate.

Alone and desperate.

I should go.

She's not gonna be there.

She just wants you
to be thinking about her,

obsessing over her. I know.
I do it all the time.

What?! That's wrong?

I want you.

I'm not gonna go.
It's my 30th birthday.

I'm having a great time
with all my friends here.

Tonight-tonight is about us.

Where are my presents?

Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.

Well, you told me
not to bring a date,

so he's downstairs
waiting in the car.

What do I tell him?
Half hour-more?

Open mine first.

"To Mike from Paul. "

Why, thank you
for those lovely words.

It's a $25 gift certificate
from the pottery barn,

which is perfect for me,
because it capitalizes

on my love for both
pottery and barns.

Hopefully you'll feel the same
way about block and Buster.

So I take it you all got me
$25 gift certificates.

No, not me, Mike.

And it's a...

A $475 gift certificate
from electronics u. s. a.

Mike, that's
everything I had...

Less the $10 penalty
for closing the account.

Non-refundable.

I don't wanna sound ungrateful,

because, you know, it was
really generous of all of you,

especially you, James.

That Renee girl
gave you an invite.

That's kind of cool.

Would you guys mind if I just
left for a while?

Can we still be here,
eat cake, and drink beer?

Oh, absolutely.

It's all right with me.

Go, go.

Go, Mike. Have fun.

Anthony!
Yeah, I'll be right there.

I'm gonna go.

Whoo! Get a load of the guns
on that chick.

Hey, baby. You want some fries
to go with that shake?

Stephen, please! People know
that this is the mayor's office.

excuse me!

So, Steve.

Actually, it's Stephen
with a pffff.

I do hope that Mike
likes lilies.

Oh, God, what am I saying?
Who doesn't like lilies?

So, Steve-pffn.

What do you do?

I'm in closets.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I come in with my staff,
and we organize your closet.

We separate hanging items from sweaters.
We build shoe trees.

So it's sort like being a-
an interior decorator.

Yeah. And Judy garland
could sort of carry a tune.

Ah, Mike's lilies
are parched. Agua.

What do you think?

Hard to tell.

Whoa! O.k. This is either Renee
or-or a very friendly mugger.

And you're either Mike,
or I am really embarrassed.

Wow.

I can't believe
you're standing here.

The last time I saw you, you were
wearing that cheerleader outfit,

and you were waving
little pompoms.

Mike, I was never
a cheerleader.

Yeah, I know.
It's a dream I had...

Couple nights ago.

You look amazing.

What have you been up to?

Oh, this and that.
I counsel teenage runaways,

which I love.

I mean, I don't love
that they run away,

but if they didn't, I
wouldn't have anything to do.

Can you tell I'm nervous?
I'm shaking.

Yeah, it's o. k.,
'cause I-I am, too.

And I think, you know,
we're in sync,

so no one can tell.

So, what have you been doing
for the last 12 years?

The Monday after we graduated,

my parents took me
to Lake placid.

We actually toured
the olympic site.

Saw the toboggan run, which was
much steeper than I anticipated.

You can summarize
if you want to.

O.k. College, law school,
deputy mayor here.

Oh, I almost forgot.
I brought you something.

Happy birthday.

Oh, don't tell me that's a
don mattingly rookie card.

You know, he struck out
a lot that first year,

but by the end of that season,

he was hitting homers
left and right.

Very similar to your stats
as my boyfriend.

Big league baseball.

Whoa. You know how long I've waited
to hold this card in my hand?

Aaaagggghhhhh!

We have to come up
with some real gift

to give Mike.
What are you doing?

Looking through his checkbook.

Esmerelda minjuarez.

I didn't know Mike had a maid.

Because it's a spanish name,
it's Mike's maid.

It says right here "maid. "

All right. Here's his yearbook.

All right. Here.

Mike was president
of his senior class.

People he most admires-
himself.

Look at this. A Christmas list
of all Mike's-

"1976. Dear mr. Claus, please being me
a scooter, a train set, and a pony. "

Oh, that's a child's dream.

"1978-a farrah fawcett poster,
a camera, and a pony. "

Sounds like my fraternity initiation.

"1981. Parachute pants,
absolute power, and a pony. "

There's that pony again.

Here's something useful.
A note from Mike's teacher Helen Walker.

"I'll never forget you. "

Oh, that is so sweet.

She must have been
his favorite teacher.

That's it, you guys.
We will get him her.

Whoa! If that's what she
looked like 12 years ago,

you're gonna have
to dig her up.

We could always go down
and look for it.

That's all right.

Some lucky kid
probably has it...

Embedded in his forehead.

If it makes you feel
any better,

I'll always remember your face
when don took a nose dive.

You mean like this?
Aaaaggghhhh!

It reminded me of that night
my father caught us.

Oh, oh.
On the pool table.

Oh, that was bad.

He never did play pool again.

How about you?
How's your game?

You know, I'm a better
player now,

but it's never been as much
fun as it was with you.

Are we still talking
about pool?

Oh, my God. I've got
to go make a phone call.

What, you got a hot date?

No, a contingency plan
with my friend Gail

in case you were married
or really fat.

You know, I gotta tell you.

I didn't think
you were gonna show up.

I thought it was just a line.

Come on, Renee. It's me.

Mike?

I can't believe
you remembered our promise!

I'm so glad you're here, Mike!

And I'm so glad
you're here... you.

Remember these?

You'd think I would
remember those.

It's your varsity
hockey sweater

and the shirt
you left at my house

the night we were studying
for psych finals.

O.k. So I'm assuming
this was in college?

You silly!

I knew you would show.

Oh, my therapist
is just so negative.

He's like, "you're just
setting yourself up

- for disappointment, bridget. "
- bridget!

But look who
was right. Me!

And you know what?
We should celebrate.

So why don't you give me your number,
and I'll drop by for coffee,

- and we can catch up. O.k.?
- I live in Ohio.

Well, that's perfect. That's only 16
hours away, 14 if I make the lights.

Oh. Gail said
to say hi,

and even though this
is very exciting,

not to sleep with you
on the first date.

I'm glad you and Gail
are still tight.

Who's Gail?

Renee's friend.

Who's Renee?
Gail's friend.

I'm Renee. I'm a friend
of Mike's.

Bridget. And you 2 just
bumped into each other?

No, no. Mike asked me to meet
him up here on his birthday.

You asked her to come, too?

I think I'm gonna lose it.

See what you did?

Well, it is a country kitchen.

I'm just not sure
which country.

- Now, red, are you single?
- Yeah.

Then I'm picking you
to give me the grand tour.

Now, where are the closets?
I must see the closets.

This way.

All right, then.
Excuse us.

New girlfriend?

My nephew.

All man.

Stuart, does my nephew...
Seem gay?

Well, if I have to be honest,

he's as gay as you are
handsome and wise, sir.

- Carter? - I just think
he's too gay to be gay.

Well, he's definitely too gay
to be straight.

Oh, do you know
gourmet magazine

pronounced this the
year of the cheese?

Did see their
summer soups issue?

Hello! I made one
last night.

You know?
You wouldn't think

that summer soups
would go together,

because summer-hot,
soup-hot?

But it works.
It's kooky.

O.k. Breathe.

Breathe.

You got a master's degree
in psychology

and the best you can
come up with is breathe?

Give me a break.
I usually counsel runaways.

That's-that's a starting point.
Go with that.

O.k., bridget.
The first thing you need to do

is call your parents.

They're very worried about you.

I think you can skip ahead.

I know how it feels.

You came here
with High expectations.

And even though there's so much

in your life
that's really great,

there's still a hole. There's
still something missing.

You thought maybe
you'd find it here.

I just wanted to have a drink.

Maybe go dancing?

Believe me, we both want
the same things.

Oh, really?
The right guy?

A pair of jeans that fit?

I'm-I'm serious.
I mean, you know,

work is great, but
relationships- forget about it.

I keep messing up one
after another.

The only thing that's keeping me
from giving up completely

is that I'm trying not
to make the same mistakes twice.

Mike!

We never thought you'd be here!

That's not going
too well either.

I don't see why I don't
get to wear the helmet.

Hey, you drive the hog,
you wear the helmet.

Hog? It's a scooter.
I'm taking a cab back.

Good. I'll drive mrs.
Walker home on my hog.

And you let me do the talking.

Old ladies love me.

Mrs. Walker?
I'm Paul lassiter.

Are you from the x-files?

No, no, no. There's nothing
to be afraid of.

We just want to give you
to somebody as a gift.

What?!

It's Mike Flaherty's birthday.

Ow! My eyes!
My eyes!

Tell Flaherty there's more
where that came from.

o. k., if I'm driving
to the hospital,

I'm gonna need the helmet.

It was nice of the girls to get
bridget back to her hotel.

Hope they get a cab.

I'm sure they'll take the Mike Flaherty
birthday shuttle with all the other gals.

So, this is what
it's like to be 30.

You know, it's amazing.

I make one phone call, I can get
every light in this city turned off.

But I can't meet a girl I've
been dreaming about for 12 years

without screwing it up.

Can you make a phone call and
get my cable turned back on?

Mike, don't be so hard
on yourself.

There aren't many 30-year-olds
who have everything they want.

Oh, yeah, there are.
They're out there.

They're holding hands and drinking
their cappuccinos, mocking me.

You wanna feel mocked?

Try going to 15 baby showers
in a month.

I mean, I'm supposed to feel
like some kind of failure

because I haven't
created a screaming,

bank account-draining
little poop machine

who's gonna grow up to hate me.

You really want one, don't you?

More than anything.

I don't understand. She signed Mike's
book, "I'll never forget you. "

Yeah. And she never did,
did she?

That woman-she was like- like Clint
Eastwood in corrective sneakers.

We have to get Mike
something great.

We can't just give up.

Sure, we can.
I do it all the time.

You know what? I'm thinking

about a bottle
of 12-year-old scotch.

For Mike's birthday, sir?

What?

Maybe we'll all think
a lot better

if I get us another round.

- You know what I'd love?
- I'm way ahead of you, sir.

5 beers and a scotch
on the rocks, please.

Yeah, I'm gonna have
a dubonnet with a Twist-

lemon, not lime.

Thanks, sugar.
You're a peach.

You're straight, aren't you?

how'd you know?

A little too
liberace to be real.

Yeah, well, trust me.

You don't know how hard
it is for me, o. k.?

Poor misunderstood
heterosexual, huh?

Hey, this is only way
I get any peace.

My family was always
trying to fix me up.

If I was straight, with girls.

If I was gay,
it'd be with guys.

Now my mother is so confused,
she doesn't even talk to me.

It's great, believe me.

Or should I say
se fantastique?

You're a very
healthy young man.

Listen. Why don't we go out to
dinner for real tomorrow night?

Mike, it's not me you want.

You sure about that?
Because everybody else left.

You're just trying to
put together a puzzle,

and there's too much pressure
now to make the pieces fit.

There's no pressure.

I know that if I start
dating you again,

my life will be perfect
and everything will make sense.

I don't think so, Mike.

I think we should
just say good-bye.

So... good-bye.

O.k. I'll tell you what.

I'll meet you here
on your 35th birthday,

and if I'm the only one,
dinner's on me.

I don't wanna wait till I'm 35.

How about next month?

Next month I'm meeting
my college boyfriend

on top of the
Chrysler building.

Next year?

34. We can
still have kids.

31. I'd like to still be able
to play with them.

So...

Happy birthday, Mike.

I don't believe this.

Where did they find you?

Is that a beautiful girl,
or what? Huh?

Huh?

Naw. What do you think?
You thirsty? Want a beer?

Let's go. Kitchen.
Go, girl.

Giddyup. Whee!
Here we go.

There we go.

Anybody here looking
for Michael Flaherty?

Anybody at all?

Michael Flaherty!

Anybody looking
for Michael Flaherty?

Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.

moo.

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