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Mike, uh...
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You said, "I love you. "
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It's just hanging out there.
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No, no, no.
No, it's not.
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There.
It's all gone.
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Do you, Mike?
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Do you love me?
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A little bit.
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Look, Mike, I told you
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I didn't want
a serious relationship.
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I adore you, but...
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I cannot make
a commitment to you.
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Well, I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
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That's not enough for me.
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Wait a second.
Am I getting dumped?
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Yeah.
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I love you that much.
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This was my favorite dress.
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Now it's my
just-got-dumped dress.
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I can't wear this again.
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Well, I was the dumper, right?
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So-I guess I'm o. k.
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I'd really hate it
if you disappeared
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from my life right now, Mike.
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Think you could
handle being my friend?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
I could handle that.
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We could, uh-
go to a movie sometime.
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Friends do that.
Dinner.
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Friends do that, too.
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Some sex.
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Friends do that a lot.
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Maybe even tonight.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, yeah.
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Laurie, I just went through
a bad breakup, and, uh...
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I could use a friend right now.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Good morning.
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Janelle, this is not
how I like my coffee.
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I know. It's how
I like my coffee.
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I'm the mayor's assistant now.
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So I guess you
make him coffee now.
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He drinks tang.
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I gotta get a new assistant.
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Can I get it-please?
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Go nuts, Paul.
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They're sending over
possible replacements today.
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I'll be happy to-
screen the applicants.
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I'll be happy to...
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Testify in the harassment suit.
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Hey, Mike, you want to serve
stuffed mushrooms
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or chicken fingers at the
mayor's fundraiser tonight?
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Ooh.
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Surprise me.
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Here's what I'm thinking.
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Half mushrooms, half fingers.
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Genius.
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Want to hear some good gossip?
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No gossip during the morning meeting.
You know that.
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But it is about
someone we work with.
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Meeting adjourned.
Let's hear it.
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A recently divorced mayor of new York...
I'm not naming names...
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I know who it is.
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Don't ruin it for me.
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Has been seen in the company
of a young Lady.
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All right. Whoa.
Stop right there.
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First of all, the mayor just
finalized his divorce 2 weeks ago.
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That would kill us.
Second of all...
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Hey, everybody.
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Look what I've got.
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I can't believe I ran
into him in a restaurant.
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You know he didn't say a word?
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He just came up to the
table, took my hand,
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and we danced all night long.
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You know, that's funny, because
when I met him, same thing.
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You are too precious.
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Well, that's my job, advise
the mayor, oversee the staff,
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and be precious.
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James,
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this is Jennifer.
This is the mayor's uh-niece.
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Give her a quick tour
of city hall,
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and put her
in a cab home pronto.
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The mayor doesn't have
brothers or sisters.
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A niece means
daughter of a sibling.
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And pronto means fast.
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He can't date her.
The tabloids would kill us.
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Did you see that body?
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Yes, I did.
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And if I'm looking,
you know we're in trouble.
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Isn't she beautiful?
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The statue of liberty, sir?
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Jennifer.
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damn.
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Ah-it's been 29 years
since I've had a first kiss.
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What were you doing
29 years ago, Mike?
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Breast-feeding, sir.
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I feel like I'm walking on air.
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You'll have to
excuse my exuberance,
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but it's not easy meeting
women when you're the mayor.
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It's not like I can go
where any normal single guy
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would go to meet girls.
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You know, pottery classes,
produce section,
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Vietnam war rally.
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Well, those are still
the big 3, sir.
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I'm happy for you.
I really am.
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It's just that when the public
sees a recently divorced man
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running around
with a woman who is...
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Let's just say,
for the sake of argument,
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younger than him,
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it might seem inappropriate.
You know?
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They might even
jump to the conclusion
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that he was seeing her
while he was still married.
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I wish.
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I could probably
figure this out.
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It's my unusually clever way
of getting close to you.
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Yeah? You know what?
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If you were really clever,
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you would have had me
tighten your cummerbund.
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Damn.
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Voila.
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Wow.
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I am really good-looking.
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Do you think I'm with you
for your personality?
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Laurie, if you remember,
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you're not with me.
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We broke up.
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Yeah. Yeah, I know.
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You dumped me.
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I gotta tell you something.
I'm enjoying it.
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You sure you don't want
to dump me once more
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before your little fundraiser?
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Unfortunately,
I don't have time for that.
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I do, however,
have time... to dance.
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You know,
I could do this forever.
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Forever?
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That's a big commitment.
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I think I could go till
the end of the song.
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What is it about you
and commitment?
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You ever stop and think
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maybe that might not
be up to you?
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You can't control
how you feel about someone?
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What happens
when you meet that guy
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you just-you can't
get enough of,
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that guy who just
knocks you off your feet?
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Well, if that guy comes along,
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I'll have to change my tune.
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I'm-I'm sorry.
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No, no. I didn't mean me.
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I meant some guy in the future.
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Future guy.
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He'll pick you up
with his jet pack.
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I don't know what to say.
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Look, it's my fault. O.k.?
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I mean, all this time I thought you
weren't ready to love someone,
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and now I realize, you just...
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You just don't love me.
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Mike, um...
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Don't feel sorry
for me. O.k.?
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And don't look at me like that.
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Don't feel sorry
and don't look at me.
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Don't feel, don't look.
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And don't go.
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Mind if I get in?
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Oh, no, sure.
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You want to be careful, though.
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The car seems to be
spinning uncontrollably.
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Are you o. k., Mike?
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Oh, yeah.
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I was just sitting here
trying to figure out
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why they call this a wet bar.
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Well, there you go.
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How are you doing?
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I'm a little confused.
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Me, too.
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You're just bopping along,
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and suddenly everything
gets so complicated.
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You're not gonna believe this,
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I was just bopping along, too.
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You ever feel like you're
meant to be with someone,
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and you don't know
how to make it happen?
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Like something happens
and it's magic,
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and then it just
keeps getting bigger.
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And you know you
shouldn't do something,
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but you can't stop yourself.
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O.k.,
what just happened?
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I know it's wrong, but
what am I supposed to do?
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I mean, look at you.
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You're so cute.
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Oh, that's the tux.
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That's the tux and the limo.
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Yeah, and a little bit of this.
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See? You're funny,
you're smart.
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You're just the type
of guy I could fall for.
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I've been thinking
about you all day.
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You know, I think
that's enough.
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All day?
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90 words a minute, huh?
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Must make a lot of mistakes.
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Do you have
a manual typewriter?
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No.
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So you fix 'em.
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Applicant disrespectful
to superior.
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Well, miss speedy fingers,
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it says here you were let go
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from the department
of public works.
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That's strike 2.
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We were downsized.
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Here, a letter of
recommendation from my ex-Boss.
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"Stacey paterno is the best
secretary I've ever had. "
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We'll have this authenticated.
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Here's one from al pacino.
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You have a letter of
recommendation from al pacino?
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He's from the neighborhood.
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My sister fooled around
with his mechanic.
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She is so lucky.
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I loved him
in scent of a woman.
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Hoo-ah! Yeah.
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Hoo-ah!
Hoo-ah!
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Yeah, yeah,
that never gets old.
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Now...
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About the job.
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Look at the time.
One minute after 7:00.
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I'm sorry. We're not allowed to interview
anybody after 7:00. Union rules.
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Call tomorrow,
set up an appointment.
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Who do I call?
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Well, that would be me.
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If I'm gonna call you,
why can't I set it now?
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Because it's after 7:00.
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Applicant slow to learn.
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Why, this is
a pleasant surprise.
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Well, I just stopped by
to say "hi. "
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And "bye".
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Mike, my boy,
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I am smitten.
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Do you have
something in your mouth?
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Earring.
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For luck.
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I don't think it's that bad.
I really don't.
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She was the aggressor.
You fended her off.
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I may have slightly exaggerated the
fending off part of the story.
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It was an innocent kiss.
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As long as your tongue didn't
leave your mouth area,
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I think you're safe.
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Oh, Mike.
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I've over-thought
this thing.
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You have a great instinct
for this stuff.
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Tell me what to do.
I swear to you I will do it.
248
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Fine. Tell the mayor
the truth.
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What are you, nuts?
That would crush him.
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I couldn't live with the guilt.
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I want to tell you something,
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you're horrible at this.
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Well, I do have another idea,
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but it's a little farfetched.
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I don't care.
I'm desperate.
256
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All right. You have to get
your hands on a time machine.
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If I have to,
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I'll take you down with me.
259
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,797
I'm just having horrible
luck with women these days.
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Come on. You were tipsy,
you were vulnerable.
261
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,701
It could happen to anyone.
262
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,070
Yeah, well, it wouldn't
happen to you.
263
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,472
Well, it's not
because I'm moral.
264
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,741
It's because I'm gay.
265
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:25,377
Why can't I be gay?
266
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,180
Well, let's start
with your shoes.
267
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,850
Why, Paul?
Why are you doing this?
268
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,086
Because when I am
behind this desk,
269
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,854
I'm in the loop.
270
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,123
I like the loop.
271
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,125
How does Mike feel about it?
272
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,660
I don't know.
273
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,897
But you'd have to go
through me to find out.
274
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,468
Oh, mr. Lassiter, it is
so nice to see you again.
275
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,004
Don't bother, sweetheart.
The job's been filled.
276
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,706
But that's not possible!
277
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,074
Yes, it is.
278
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:58,444
Oh, please, don't
handle the figurines.
279
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,313
I was the first one here today
and the last one last night.
280
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,314
No one could get in.
281
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,749
People sneak in.
282
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,452
So, what's she like?
283
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,486
Who?
284
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,987
The new assistant.
285
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,823
Is she smarter than me?
286
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,057
Cuter clothes?
287
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,959
It's a he.
288
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,928
And he's quite the looker.
289
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,997
Janelle.
290
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,599
You think there's any way
291
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,035
you can find me a good florist
here in new York city?
292
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,137
I'm almost sure of it, sir.
293
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,008
She's a miracle worker.
294
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:32,478
I appreciate you boys
coming up here.
295
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,247
It's been a long time since
I've done any courting.
296
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,417
Afraid I'm a little Rusty.
297
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,552
Uh-for starters, sir,
you might not
298
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,654
want to call it
"courting. "
299
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:46,759
All right, then.
What am I doing?
300
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,861
I'd say you're trying
to get some.
301
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,699
Well, how will I know
when I've um...
302
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:54,900
Got it?
303
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,903
Oh-you'll know.
304
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,207
Yeah. James, is it
politically correct nowadays
305
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,611
to ask a woman
you've just met out to dinner?
306
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,846
Dinner can be considered
a little aggressive.
307
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,782
Sometimes it's better
to take her for drinks.
308
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,617
I agree with James.
Get her tipsy.
309
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,886
Knocks down her defenses.
310
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,121
Stuart, he's
the mayor of new York.
311
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,456
I'm sure he can get women
312
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,225
without rendering
them unconscious.
313
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,628
Not if he listens
to you, captain "no rap. "
314
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,033
janelle, how are we doing
on those flowers?
315
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,176
you have no messages.
316
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,082
No messages.
317
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,149
No messages.
318
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,284
No messages.
319
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,685
No messages.
320
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,153
No...
321
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,328
Um, Mike?
322
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,066
What are you doing here?
323
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,569
The door was unlocked.
I had to see you.
324
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:07,573
You know, nothing can
happen between us.
325
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,542
O.k.? I think I made
that quite clear in my fax.
326
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,147
I just thought you might
have a harder time saying no
327
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,883
to my face.
328
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,819
Uh-those aren't
your face.
329
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,324
Mike, it's Laurie.
330
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,892
Oh.
331
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,961
Doesn't anybody call anymore?
332
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,199
You know, this is why
I have no messages.
333
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,301
Do me a favor.
Hide. O.k.?
334
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,303
Here you go.
335
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,705
Thanks.
336
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,043
Hey.
337
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,246
I came by to get my stuff.
338
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,148
Uh-could I just
mail that to you?
339
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,390
It's uh-really great
to see you.
340
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,125
Oh, I forgot my toothbrush.
341
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,361
You know where it is?
It's in the nightstand.
342
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,536
Is this it?
343
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,039
I'm really sorry
it had to end like this.
344
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,674
Me, too.
345
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,411
O.k., this is not
my toothbrush.
346
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:22,781
Hi.
347
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,317
Is that it?
348
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,753
I can't believe
I spent the last 24 hours
349
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,356
feeling miserable
about what I did to you.
350
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,225
Apparently I could've
been dating, too.
351
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,728
Mike, it's the mayor!
352
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,565
Mayor Winston?
353
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,735
Why wouldn't it be?
354
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,571
I need some advice.
355
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,941
Jennifer won't return
my phone calls.
356
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,943
Is it so hard for you women
357
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,512
to pick up the phone?
358
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,115
Look, Laurie,
you don't understand.
359
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,916
I think it's
pretty clear, Mike.
360
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,085
Oh, miss parres.
361
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:03,255
Mike, you're not wearing
any pants.
362
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,858
Just on my way out
to buy some, sir.
363
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,726
Would you care to join me?
364
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:08,927
Mike, it's o. k.
365
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,662
I don't want to hide this any longer.
366
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,998
Oh, lord, here goes
the coat again.
367
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,371
Excuse me, sir, can I have
a minute of your time?
368
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,407
Sure, of course,
I've got plenty of time.
369
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,375
Come in. Sit down.
What's on your mind?
370
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,310
How ya doin'?
371
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,980
Look, I know that I
apologized to you last night,
372
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:31,316
but I thought, heck, I should
do it once with my pants on.
373
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,651
Apologize for what?
374
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,486
I didn't leave the mansion
last night.
375
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,489
Just want to pretend
it didn't happen?
376
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,858
Pretend what didn't
happen, Mike?
377
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,061
God, I love being a guy.
378
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,763
You know, Mike,
379
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,267
they're closing the last
woolworth's here in the city.
380
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:52,638
20 years ago women used
to flock to that store.
381
00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,473
They don't think
it's flashy enough.
382
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,142
It's too old-fashioned.
It's obsolete.
383
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,278
I drove by a woolworth's
last week.
384
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,413
There were a lot of ladies
clamoring to get in.
385
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,549
Blue hairs, Mike.
386
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,387
They're there to buy yarn.
387
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,955
Woolworth's is a classic.
388
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,524
And quality never
goes out of style.
389
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,194
As far as I'm concerned,
any woman who doesn't know that,
390
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,096
shouldn't be allowed
in the store.
391
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:20,799
But that store
was married to one...
392
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,569
Customer for... 25 years,
393
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,804
and then this new customer...
394
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:29,074
Uh... was the first
shopper to uh...
395
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,246
Ah, to hell with it, Mike,
I'm talking about me.
396
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,416
I figured that, sir.
397
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:41,620
That's why you're the undisputed
king of the metaphor.
398
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,956
A crumbling brick building.
399
00:18:44,024 --> 00:18:47,159
I was just too old
for her, Mike.
400
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,827
Sir, you're not old.
401
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,262
You're mature.
402
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,563
Tch!
403
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,565
And women love mature.
404
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,768
Do you know how many
women have told me
405
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,736
to come back when I'm mature?
406
00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:03,742
Look, sir, I...
407
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,645
I can't tell you how sorry
I am for what I did.
408
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,514
I forgive you, Mike.
409
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,450
Besides, I'm already over her.
410
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,853
Thank you, mr. Mayor.
411
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,757
that's what
she used to call me.
412
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,029
mr. Flaherty?
413
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:25,664
I'm here to interview
414
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,566
for the assistant position.
415
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,501
I hope it's not
too presumptuous,
416
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,470
but I made you a cup of coffee.
417
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,538
Thank you...
418
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,605
Stacey.
419
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,774
I don't know how hot
it is, though.
420
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,810
I've been going door to
door looking for you.
421
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,112
People in this building
are so nice.
422
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,717
This is the mayor...
Mayor Randall Winston.
423
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,220
Wow!
424
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,723
You are so handsome in person!
425
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,157
Thank you very much.
426
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,726
You know, my mother
is gonna die
427
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,160
when I tell her we met.
428
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,895
She has a huge crush on you.
429
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,631
Well, she's probably
an older woman.
430
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,303
No! She's 38!
431
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,275
She has you on her wall of fame
432
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,045
between sting and Mel Gibson.
433
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:15,347
Well, that's amazing.
434
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,816
Mike, who are those people?
435
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,454
Elvis and bogart, sir.
436
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,556
Well, here's looking
at you, kid.
437
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,926
O.k., stop now,
I'm gonna blush.
438
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,229
Mike, who is this
charming woman here?
439
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:33,132
Sir, this is my new assistant.
440
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,301
You are so hired.
441
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,770
Thank you.
442
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,942
Mike and I talked, and...
443
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,011
I don't think we're going to be
444
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,747
seeing a lot of each other
for a while.
445
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:52,351
So I guess I just wanted
to say good-bye.
446
00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:55,187
Wow!
447
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,223
We're really gonna miss you.
448
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,492
I'll still see you.
449
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,663
No. You won't.
450
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,400
Listen, can you guys tell Mike
451
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,303
that maybe someday
when I'm looking
452
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,172
for the same things he is-
453
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,540
we can't do that.
454
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,442
He'd be clinging to strings.
455
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,911
Yeah, I guess not.
456
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,179
Hey, guys.
457
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:23,015
Hey, Laurie, were you...
458
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,583
Yeah, yeah, I was,
459
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:25,818
but I gotta go.
460
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,019
O.k.
461
00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:29,188
See you around.
462
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,856
I'll see you.
463
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,664
Well, that went well.
464
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:42,201
Did she mention me at all?
465
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:43,936
'Cause even if she just...
466
00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:45,804
Talked about me a little bit...
467
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,173
That means I still got a shot.
468
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,343
So did she?
469
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,446
Sorry, Mike.
470
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,081
You didn't come up.
471
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,218
Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
472
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,022
moo.
473
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:07,622
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