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Another area of concern
is the scarcity
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of city contracts
that are awarded
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to female-owned businesses.
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Mike, this is eerie.
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She looks like the
first love of my life,
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miss lowell.
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The first love of your life,
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and you called
her "miss?"
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Well, she was my High
school french teacher,
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the first woman
I ever slept with.
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Whoa, mr. Mayor.
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We're gonna have to
update your bio. Ooh.
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In the same spirit,
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I challenge the administration
to look inward.
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Hello, Randall.
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You're looking good as ever.
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Thank you, miss lowell.
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Merci.
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Merci, mademoiselle lowell.
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So, Randy, have you been keeping up
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on your conjugations,
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or do I need to
keep you after class
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for a few drills?
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Thank you very much.
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Sir, stand up, sir.
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I don't think that would
be prudent, Mike.
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Sir, people are staring at you.
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What's the matter,
your foot asleep?
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No. No.
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But there's another
part of me that's...
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Very, very awake.
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what are the ramifications
of the mayor's sitting ovation?
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I expect it'll be a top
story in the news tonight.
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There were photographers there,
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so the newspapers will pick it up.
By 6:00 tonight,
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anyone with breasts
will hate us.
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Welcome to my world.
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Why couldn't the mayor
just stand up?
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what? What am I missing?
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How am I gonna explain this?
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Ok, Nikki, um...
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Even though the mayor
wasn't actually standing...
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...he was
at full attention.
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No!
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Yes. Yes.
Now, the question is,
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how are we gonna
explain this little snub
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to the women's action caucus?
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Snub? The man paid the woman
the ultimate compliment.
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Yeah, if they were orangutans.
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Now, come on. Somebody's
gotta have an idea.
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We could say he was paralyzed.
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Of course the mayor
would have to spend
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the rest of his public life
in a wheelchair.
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No, we could stage this
miracle operation,
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like when they separated
those siamese twins!
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Think of the publicity!
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Why don't we just say
he wasn't feeling well?
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Thank you.
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You think you can handle that?
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Press conference
first thing tomorrow.
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That would be fine.
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I'm still not clear on this.
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Can't you guys
control those things?
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Not always.
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I mean, you can...
Scold it...
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...smack it around
a little bit.
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But that only seems
to encourage it.
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I am fascinated.
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Sometimes all it takes
is a thought,
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a memory.
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Sometimes all it takes
is a slight breeze.
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Yeah, it's that easy, huh?
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Yet I have dated guys,
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and they have thought
and thought and thought,
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and in the end, they
still come up with nothing.
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I wouldn't know about that.
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No, never had a problem.
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So, where is this guy?
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He'll be here any second.
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I have two words
for you guys-
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be-have.
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This is the first time
since junior High
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that I have not known
since day one
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the relationship was doomed.
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Relax, Nikki,
you make the guy sound
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like an endangered species.
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He is. He's single,
heterosexual,
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and interested in me.
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Bag him, tag him, and
breed him in captivity.
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What's up?
Hi!
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Ohhh!
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It's our 9-day
anniversary.
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Oh, that's so sweet!
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All I got you was this.
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Let's put these in water.
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Smooth move.
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Those are beautiful flowers.
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Oh, yeah.
I was admiring those
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when they were potted
in front of 2-g.
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I picked up chinese.
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So he maybe stole the flowers,
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but he did just buy us dinner.
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And, oh, here's your
credit card, Nikki.
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And we have a loser.
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So, yesterday
was a non-incident.
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The mayor simply
didn't feel well.
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We have the highest respect
for ms. Longley
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and her organization,
and we hope
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that she has
no hard feelings...
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Bad feelings-
no bad feelings.
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The mayor wasn't well?
What do you mean? Was he Dizzy?
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Yes.
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So it was like
a momentary blackout?
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Yeah, you could say that, ok.
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He couldn't stand because his
legs weren't getting circulation?
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Yeah, why not? Ok. That's right.
Thank you very much.
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Warm up the bus,
we are outta here.
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You just described 3 major
symptoms of a heart condition.
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Mike!
Mike!
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Well, thank you,
dr. Lassiter.
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If you had given me
a few more moments,
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I could have recovered.
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Any more time, you'd have
pronounced the mayor dead.
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Hey, Mike, if the mayor croaks,
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are you next in line,
and if so, am I after you?
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You're close.
It goes like this-
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it goes me,
the public advocate,
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the guy in the mailroom
that wears the helmet...
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...then you.
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Mike, this is not good.
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No. People will vote
for a sexist,
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but not a mayor with
a heart condition.
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At least his problem
has migrated North.
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You guys aren't seeing
the silver lining here.
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The women's action caucus
has accepted our apology.
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Our only downside
is that we seem to have
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accidentally given the mayor
a terminal illness.
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I know how to get rid of that.
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hold on one second.
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Mayor's office.
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Yeah, I'll accept the charges.
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Hi, George.
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It's a simple fix.
Release the mayor's medical records.
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Then they'll know
he's in perfect health.
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No problem.
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Can you believe her?
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Why don't you just
go over to my apartment
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and watch my tv?
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I'll get yours out of hock
this afternoon.
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why do women always go
for losers like him?
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Instead of losers like you?
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We've gotta rescue Nikki
from that monster.
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James, it's her boyfriend,
it's not Jason.
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We can't turn our back on a friend
who's being taken advantage of.
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It's resolved.
We get together and warn her,
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and we don't quit
until she's as miserable
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and alone as the rest of us.
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Mike, those medical records will
be delivered this afternoon.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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Nothing.
We like George.
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You guys are in here
trashing George?
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No, it's just that we think
he's taking advantage of you.
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Back me up, guys.
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That's awfully presumptuous
of you, Carter.
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That is so unfair.
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George is not some kind
of deadbeat.
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I will have you know,
he is a writer.
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Ohhh! Oh!
Ah!
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He is writing a screenplay!
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Ohhh!
Ohhh!
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What?!
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Oh, he's a writer!
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That's like an actor
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who's too lazy to work
in a restaurant!
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Nikki, he's looking
for a free ride.
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I know guys like him.
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I am guys like him.
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You are way off base here.
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George is too proud
to be a kept man.
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Hey, great blouse.
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And, uh...
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Some bad news.
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Some stuff went down
with my apartment.
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So I figured I'd crash
here for a while.
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If that's cool with you.
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Mike, did you get
my medical records ok?
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Yeah.
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Uh, sir?
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You-you told me that you
had a clean bill of health.
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Look at me.
I'm healthy as a horse.
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Want to feel this?
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Desperately, sir.
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Maybe later.
Uh...
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No, what I'm concerned about
is your stay at the, uh...
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Shady brook facility?
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The golf resort?
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The mental hospital.
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Oh! That!
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Yeah, you...
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You think that'll be a glitch?
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Just might.
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I was only there for one night,
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and I have a very
valid explanation.
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Thank God.
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It was in the sixties,
I was at this party,
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and this idiot
spiked the kool-aid.
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And before I knew it,
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I was 3/4 the way up a pine
tree, naked as a Jay bird,
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trying to get away from all
the giant bugs. There.
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Well, there you have it.
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Ok, so I just
explain to the press
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that you were
in a mental hospital
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because you were taking acid.
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Coincidentally, Mike,
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that was the same night
I decided to become mayor.
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You don't say.
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Ok, everybody, grab a book.
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The first person
to find a harmless disease
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that matches all the symptoms
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Paul bestowed upon the mayor
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is the big winner.
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If only there were
someone we could call,
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uh-someone trained
to diagnose diseases.
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Let's see, a butcher?
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No, he would be meat.
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A mechanic? No.
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Call a doctor!
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No doctors, not yet.
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Mike, the odds of us
finding a matching disease...
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Got it!
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"Rolio pidgea. "
it has all our symptoms,
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lethargy, dizziness,
stiffness in joints.
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This is excellent.
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Now if you could
just find a condition
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that doesn't include massive
inflammation of the buttocks...
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...we'll be in business.
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What's the plan?
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How do you feel about
sleep deprivation, sir?
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Yours or mine?
Yours.
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Not a big fan.
Why?
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The symptoms Paul described
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could have been brought about
by sleep deprivation. Oh!
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We thought we'd keep you awake
for a while, bring a doctor in
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and have him explain to the
press that you just need a nap.
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Because I've been working
so hard for this city?
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It means staying here tonight
so we can keep an eye on you.
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So I wouldn't be able
to go home to Helen?
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It's a get-out-of-
marriage-free card, sir.
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See you around 7:00.
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Hey, dudes.
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Afternoon...
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Dude.
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I miss you already.
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Post-its!
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You can take 'em home.
Oh, cool!
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Bathroom?
Down the hall.
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Cooler.
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It's like he conserves energy by
saying as few words as possible.
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He's a little shy.
260
00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:19,367
He reached out
with a "hey, dude"
261
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,701
before he started stealing
our office supplies.
262
00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:24,167
He borrowed
some post-it notes.
263
00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:25,467
That was quick.
264
00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:26,934
Oh, I didn't need to go.
265
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,534
I just wanted to pick up
some t. p. For la casa.
266
00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:34,467
I didn't know we were allowed
to take toilet paper home.
267
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,567
You're not.
268
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:42,934
This is for you.
269
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,033
I gotta get back to work.
270
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,267
work. Work.
271
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,100
Yeah, nose to the grindstone.
272
00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:51,801
Pace yourself.
273
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:57,767
Oh, look, he wrote me a poem.
274
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,033
"I think of you and
my legs are shaking,
275
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,534
"on the way home from work,
276
00:13:03,601 --> 00:13:05,467
please pick up
some eggs and bacon. "
277
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:10,133
Please tell me his script
is better than that.
278
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,234
I don't know because
he writes it during the day.
279
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,100
He doesn't want me to
read it until it's done.
280
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,033
Aren't even you
just a little bit curious?
281
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,033
Like, say some night,
when he's out on the...
282
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,701
Fire escape...
283
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,467
Smoking a cigarette butt
he found on his way home
284
00:13:23,534 --> 00:13:25,367
from 50 cent beer night.
285
00:13:25,434 --> 00:13:27,734
No, I trust him.
286
00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:30,067
Don't you want to know
if he has any potential?
287
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:31,434
I am not a snoop.
288
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:33,934
Hey, these guys are snoops.
289
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,934
Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
Not a problem.
290
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,133
I don't have a problem with it.
291
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,567
I refuse to have you guys
break into my apartment
292
00:13:39,634 --> 00:13:42,000
some night like tonight,
like around 9:00
293
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:43,334
when you know I'm not gonna be there,
294
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:47,267
so you can see if George's
screenplay really exists.
295
00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:50,000
Keys are in the top drawer.
296
00:13:52,234 --> 00:13:53,234
Mm-hmm.
297
00:13:56,234 --> 00:13:57,834
It's under the address book.
298
00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:06,701
So the staff
will sit up with you
299
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:09,334
in 4 hour shifts, sir.
300
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,567
I don't want you
to get too excited,
301
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:14,400
but Paul is gonna be
teaching you origami.
302
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:17,434
Gin.
303
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:19,300
What time is it?
I'm exhausted.
304
00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,501
It's, uh, 7:30, sir.
305
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,868
Hey!
306
00:14:24,934 --> 00:14:27,000
I think I found it.
307
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,000
Ha.
308
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,067
Donovan's last battle.
309
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:31,634
Ooh.
310
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,868
"Interior, a modest living unit
311
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:38,767
on the Clark-7
spaceport. "
312
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,133
Get the...
Ha ha.
313
00:14:42,534 --> 00:14:44,000
"A door opens.
314
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:47,501
Donovan fazer enters, for
this is his living unit. "
315
00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:49,701
You are making that up.
Wait a minute.
316
00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:51,434
Oh, my...
317
00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:53,367
"Donovan, you promised me
318
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,767
the last battle would be
your last battle!"
319
00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:59,534
"I guess it was
320
00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:02,334
only my second-to-last.
My bad!"
321
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:11,400
Ohh.
This is unbelievable.
322
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:13,367
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
323
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,834
Just poking around.
I've never been here without Nikki before.
324
00:15:16,901 --> 00:15:19,000
She probably didn't want you
getting into anything personal.
325
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:21,267
Oh, like what?
326
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,367
Ooh.
327
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000
A "c. "
328
00:15:28,901 --> 00:15:32,367
Congratulations. You've just
brought back the panty raid.
329
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:35,200
I'll put this script back
so we can get out of here.
330
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
And go!
331
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,434
4 seconds!
332
00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:51,067
Ah, the summer of '78.
333
00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:52,367
What was that girl's name?
334
00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:54,667
You got Nikki's underwear
all over the place.
335
00:15:56,901 --> 00:15:58,701
Wait a minute.
336
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:00,934
these are George's.
337
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,801
Spence had exactly
the same pair.
338
00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:04,734
Oh, yeah, Debbie Ellis.
339
00:16:04,801 --> 00:16:05,901
Wow.
340
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,167
Whatcha doin'?
341
00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:25,033
Just sitting.
342
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,000
Uh, what are you doing?
343
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:30,033
Sittin'.
344
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,567
So, what's the problem?
345
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,567
No problem.
346
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,501
Hey, uh, you don't want to go, or...
347
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:45,567
Do you?
348
00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:48,634
I could sit.
349
00:16:51,267 --> 00:16:53,601
That's a great book.
I love that author.
350
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:54,834
He also writes mysteries.
351
00:16:56,534 --> 00:16:58,801
You wouldn't know that
'cause you're sleeping.
352
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:04,601
You sleep with your eyes
open, don't you, sir?
353
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:08,934
Sir, you're scaring me.
354
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,701
Mike, the mayor's asleep.
Mr. Mayor!
355
00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:27,834
Sorry, I'm up. I'm up.
356
00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:29,200
I thought I made this clear.
357
00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:31,834
I don't feel comfortable
disturbing the mayor.
358
00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:33,767
Whatever you do,
359
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,167
don't wake me up.
360
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,868
Do wake the mayor up.
361
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:40,868
Don't.
362
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:41,868
Don't.
363
00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:42,868
Do.
364
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:44,968
Don't, do.
365
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,000
Don't, do?
366
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:48,267
Don't-don't, do.
367
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:49,267
I'm on that.
368
00:17:51,334 --> 00:17:53,767
Ok, we should get started
on a little dialogue here.
369
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,200
I think-
oh, no.
370
00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:01,701
Hello.
371
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:03,434
Hi.
I'm dr. Barrow.
372
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:06,467
Mike Flaherty. I thought
dr. Purtz was coming.
373
00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:08,100
He's at a High school
graduation.
374
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:11,534
Son-of-a-gun. He told me he
already graduated High school.
375
00:18:11,601 --> 00:18:12,868
So, what's the prognosis?
376
00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:14,968
Well, I thought
I'd examine him first.
377
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:16,334
Hey, you're the doctor.
378
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,534
His pupils are
a little dilated.
379
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:23,667
That sounds like
sleep deprivation to me.
380
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:26,200
Why don't you write that down
and we'll be on our way?
381
00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:28,467
I'll handle this, bobo.
382
00:18:28,534 --> 00:18:33,167
So that'll be our little
pet name for me?
383
00:18:33,234 --> 00:18:35,067
I'm going to give him
a full check-up.
384
00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:37,467
All right. Well, I'm sorry.
Just trying to help.
385
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,033
I'll just be on my way.
386
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,300
Now, then, could you strip down
387
00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:41,801
to your briefs, please?
388
00:18:41,868 --> 00:18:43,767
Well, we just met,
but I'm game.
389
00:18:48,868 --> 00:18:49,934
Hope you're all happy.
390
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,968
That's the sound
of a single woman.
391
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,601
Congratulations?
392
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:57,934
Go away.
393
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,067
Aw. At least tell us
how you got rid of him.
394
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:03,067
Screaming fight?
Changed the locks?
395
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:06,434
Or my personal favorite,
the gorilla gram?
396
00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:08,901
No. I just told him
it wasn't working out.
397
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:10,734
I gave him cab fare.
398
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:13,067
We had sex one more time.
He was gone.
399
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:17,467
You know, anytime you want
to break up with me...
400
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:19,501
You don't even have
to give me cab fare.
401
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:26,801
So, for all of you who let
your imaginations run wild...
402
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,100
And you know who you are...
403
00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:31,567
...the answer is simple.
404
00:19:31,634 --> 00:19:33,968
The mayor was suffering
from sleep deprivation.
405
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:36,400
Needless to say,
he's resting comfortably now.
406
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,667
So I hope you've all
learned a lesson here.
407
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:41,467
Playing doctor should be left
to qualified professionals.
408
00:19:41,534 --> 00:19:44,234
And of course,
curious youngsters.
409
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,467
Now, dr. Maria barrow
is gonna make a statement.
410
00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:50,534
Doctor?
411
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:55,434
Good morning.
After having examined the mayor,
412
00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:58,367
I've determined that he is in
extraordinarily good health.
413
00:19:58,434 --> 00:20:00,501
His condition was
a result of stress
414
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,434
and excessively long hours.
415
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,834
This could happen to anyone
regardless of age
416
00:20:04,901 --> 00:20:06,501
who works as hard as he does.
417
00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:09,667
Sorry.
418
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,267
Thank you, dr. Barrow.
419
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,100
You know, Mike...
420
00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:23,868
You really should come up to
my office for a check-up.
421
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,400
I promise I'll be very...
422
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,801
Very gentle.
423
00:20:39,534 --> 00:20:41,834
You want to wrap it up?
Oh! Oh! Uh...
424
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,400
So... so that's it.
425
00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:49,067
And, uh, thanks...
Thanks for stopping by.
426
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:52,167
mr. Flaherty!
427
00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:54,400
Mike, they don't know
it's over till you leave.
428
00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:56,334
Well...
429
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:02,601
They're gonna...
430
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,968
They're gonna have to
take my word for it, Paul.
431
00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:06,300
That's it, people.
432
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:08,634
Trust me, Mike, you have to walk out.
433
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,200
Paul, let it go.
434
00:21:11,601 --> 00:21:12,834
All right, that's it.
435
00:21:17,033 --> 00:21:18,501
Nothing to see here.
436
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,267
Just a man and his podium.
437
00:21:24,901 --> 00:21:26,567
Thank you,
dr. Barrow.
438
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,934
Did you all see this variety?
439
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:37,300
Let's see.
440
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:40,767
Ooh. 20-something
writer, George rudell...
441
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:42,634
Isn't that...
Yes, it is. Go on.
442
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,100
Bla bla-"bidding war... "
443
00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:48,000
Bla bla-
"Jean-Claude van damme... "
444
00:21:49,734 --> 00:21:53,267
Bla bla-
"7-figure advance. "
445
00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:55,033
Whoa, 7 figures?
446
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,501
Yeah, I'll save you all
447
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,400
from having to count that
on your little fingers.
448
00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:00,501
That's one million dollars.
449
00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:02,033
You all owe me a rich husband,
450
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,033
and he'd better have
451
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,200
a rock-hard ass.
452
00:22:07,167 --> 00:22:08,601
Well, I'd marry her,
453
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,501
but I'm a little short on cash.
454
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,667
Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
455
00:22:17,717 --> 00:22:22,267
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