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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,327 --> 00:00:59,798 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE NEARBY 2 00:01:05,527 --> 00:01:06,846 MOBILE BEEPS 3 00:01:30,647 --> 00:01:32,638 Hello, Anthea. 4 00:01:32,687 --> 00:01:33,722 Is Tony here? 5 00:01:33,767 --> 00:01:35,485 He is. 6 00:01:35,527 --> 00:01:38,439 So... could I talk to him? 7 00:01:38,487 --> 00:01:40,557 Haven't seen you for a while, Michelle. 8 00:01:40,607 --> 00:01:42,279 You must have been very busy, yeah? 9 00:01:42,327 --> 00:01:45,603 I... Anthea... 10 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,002 I'm sorry. It's been difficult. 11 00:01:48,047 --> 00:01:52,359 Yeah, it has. It's been very, very difficult. 12 00:01:52,407 --> 00:01:53,999 And he's starting to get better 13 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:56,242 and I don't want anyone screwing that up, 14 00:01:56,287 --> 00:01:59,836 because they can't make their mind up, OK? 15 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,605 < Mum? 16 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:06,120 It's rude to keep people waiting on the doorstep. 17 00:02:20,527 --> 00:02:22,802 How are you feeling? 18 00:02:22,847 --> 00:02:24,360 Good. 19 00:02:24,407 --> 00:02:26,875 I start doing whole days at college next week. 20 00:02:26,927 --> 00:02:29,600 I can hold a pen for three pages now 21 00:02:29,647 --> 00:02:31,205 and I can remember the words to a whole song. 22 00:02:31,247 --> 00:02:32,680 Go on then. 23 00:02:32,727 --> 00:02:34,957 OK. Let me get this. OK. 24 00:02:36,607 --> 00:02:41,237 I'm Tony Tony, Tony, Tony 25 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:43,926 I'm Tony Tony, Tony, Tony 26 00:02:43,967 --> 00:02:50,236 I'm Tony I'm Tony, Tony, Tony tonightl 27 00:02:51,567 --> 00:02:53,922 That's just the chorus. 28 00:02:53,967 --> 00:02:55,446 It's a start. 29 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:03,280 How much do you actually remember about us, Tony? 30 00:03:05,087 --> 00:03:06,566 I remember. 31 00:03:08,407 --> 00:03:09,999 So tell me something. 32 00:03:12,007 --> 00:03:13,645 Sid loves you. 33 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:15,882 No. Sid loves Cassie, Tony. 34 00:03:15,927 --> 00:03:17,724 He loves you. 35 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:19,758 That isn't about you and me. 36 00:03:21,887 --> 00:03:23,764 I don't like to think about us. > 37 00:03:26,927 --> 00:03:28,440 Why not? 38 00:03:28,487 --> 00:03:30,921 They told me some things might never come back. 39 00:03:43,687 --> 00:03:46,201 You used to say one tit was bigger than the other. 40 00:03:51,887 --> 00:03:53,639 < Look at me, for fuck's sake. 41 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,882 They're fine. 42 00:04:02,687 --> 00:04:04,518 Tony. 43 00:04:04,567 --> 00:04:06,637 What are we going to do? 44 00:04:18,647 --> 00:04:19,682 You can do this, OK? 45 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:21,240 OK. 46 00:04:30,647 --> 00:04:31,636 You want it! 47 00:04:31,687 --> 00:04:32,756 Yeah. 48 00:04:58,727 --> 00:05:00,604 Oh, my God! 49 00:05:00,647 --> 00:05:01,875 This is ridiculous! 50 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,485 I'm sorry. 51 00:05:07,567 --> 00:05:09,364 SHE SNIFFS 52 00:05:15,807 --> 00:05:19,482 (Tearfully) Why can't you get better for me? 53 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:22,803 We had so much and it's all fucked up for ever. 54 00:05:26,407 --> 00:05:27,886 It's just the way it is, Nips. 55 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:35,445 You bastard! What the fuck were you doing in the road! You idiot! 56 00:05:35,487 --> 00:05:37,239 You fucking idiot! 57 00:05:37,287 --> 00:05:39,243 DOOR OPENS 58 00:05:40,567 --> 00:05:42,080 < It's time you went, Michelle. Don't you think? 59 00:05:42,127 --> 00:05:44,800 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it to happen. 60 00:05:44,847 --> 00:05:47,645 No, but it did, didn't it? 61 00:05:47,687 --> 00:05:49,803 < So just go. 62 00:05:49,847 --> 00:05:51,565 I'll wait for you downstairs. 63 00:06:12,127 --> 00:06:14,561 I don't think I can wait any more, Tony. 64 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:16,723 I got you a present. 65 00:06:24,247 --> 00:06:27,080 It's a birthday present. 66 00:06:27,127 --> 00:06:28,640 For the good times. 67 00:06:32,847 --> 00:06:34,883 I'm going camping for my birthday. 68 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:38,681 OK, well, I don't want to come, so... 69 00:06:38,727 --> 00:06:40,206 take it. 70 00:07:20,687 --> 00:07:24,600 Those boxes over there. And this lot over there in the kitchen. 71 00:07:28,007 --> 00:07:29,963 Michelle! Come on. 72 00:07:30,007 --> 00:07:32,999 Yeah. Why aren't you bringing furniture? 73 00:07:33,047 --> 00:07:34,082 It's so weird. 74 00:07:34,127 --> 00:07:35,480 We discussed this. 75 00:07:35,527 --> 00:07:37,757 New start. Clean sheet. 76 00:07:37,807 --> 00:07:39,206 You've known him for two months. 77 00:07:39,247 --> 00:07:43,001 You didn't have to get married for Christ sakes - again! 78 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:45,561 Well, fuck it. I did marry him, Reader. And here we are. 79 00:07:45,607 --> 00:07:48,644 Come on. You'll love it. 80 00:07:48,687 --> 00:07:50,962 Careful with that, it's fragile! 81 00:07:53,247 --> 00:07:54,566 (Fuckin' bi... ) 82 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:57,160 Where is everything? 83 00:07:57,207 --> 00:07:59,767 It's minimal. Functional. 84 00:07:59,807 --> 00:08:01,035 - Modern. - Yes. 85 00:08:01,087 --> 00:08:02,236 Bit wanky. 86 00:08:02,287 --> 00:08:07,077 Yes... No! Christ! You don't have to be negative just for the sake of it. 87 00:08:07,127 --> 00:08:09,687 It's totally state of the art. 88 00:08:09,727 --> 00:08:12,195 Check this out. 89 00:08:12,247 --> 00:08:14,124 Blinds up. 90 00:08:21,447 --> 00:08:23,915 Lights on. 91 00:08:25,527 --> 00:08:27,518 Music on. 92 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:29,478 AMBIENT MUSIC 93 00:08:29,527 --> 00:08:32,758 Marvellous. We'll never have to use our hands again! 94 00:08:44,807 --> 00:08:46,479 It's empty. 95 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,483 Ted hates mess. 96 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:50,324 - No shit. - Chelle! 97 00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:52,835 Well, this is exactly the kind of place you hate. 98 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:56,482 Totally up itself. Over designed, self-conscious, anal... 99 00:08:56,527 --> 00:08:58,916 Who designed this bollocks for him, anyway? 100 00:08:58,967 --> 00:09:02,323 Some kind of knobby interior designer... 101 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:06,121 - It was you, wasn't it? - You can be so judgmental. 102 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:07,839 Oh, my God...! 103 00:09:07,887 --> 00:09:12,119 It's a shag pad. You designed him a shag pad and shagged him in it. 104 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:15,398 It wasn't like that. Well, it was a bit like that. 105 00:09:15,447 --> 00:09:18,166 Must have been the way he went through my swatches. 106 00:09:18,207 --> 00:09:19,606 Ugh! 107 00:09:19,647 --> 00:09:21,399 Look, love. 108 00:09:21,447 --> 00:09:23,597 He's the one. 109 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:26,923 We've got a future and I'm gonna go for it. 110 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,606 Just wish your future started after I'd left home. 111 00:09:29,647 --> 00:09:31,478 A few subtle changes here and there, 112 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:34,883 a touch of colour, and we'll be fine. 113 00:09:34,927 --> 00:09:36,440 Door open. 114 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,926 - Second bedroom, yeah? - Yeah. This one's mine. 115 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,198 Buggerin' hell! 116 00:09:54,047 --> 00:09:56,686 This one's actually a lemon squeezer. 117 00:09:56,727 --> 00:09:58,683 Thank Christ for that! 118 00:09:58,727 --> 00:09:59,921 (Man) Fuck me senseless... 119 00:10:25,487 --> 00:10:28,638 KEYPAD TONES 120 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:30,962 RINGING TONE ON PHONE 121 00:10:34,087 --> 00:10:36,317 - Hi. - Hey. What's it like? 122 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:38,403 A fucking nightmare, of course! 123 00:10:38,447 --> 00:10:42,281 All there is, is sheep, sheep shit and my mum. 124 00:10:42,327 --> 00:10:44,636 I'm not having such a hot time myself. 125 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,962 'Can't you come down and help? ' 126 00:10:47,007 --> 00:10:49,043 I don't know how to get out of here. 127 00:10:49,087 --> 00:10:51,476 It's fucking miles. What are you doing? 128 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:52,755 Baby-sitting. 129 00:10:52,807 --> 00:10:55,037 'We're still going camping for my birthday? ' 130 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:57,476 I'm not sure you wanna share a tent with these guys. 131 00:10:57,527 --> 00:11:00,166 Anyway, stay cool, yeah? 132 00:11:04,087 --> 00:11:08,365 Right. Where were we? Michelle's annoyed with you... 133 00:11:08,407 --> 00:11:11,444 Yeah, my willy's gone wonky and I'm a little bit mad. 134 00:11:11,487 --> 00:11:14,160 OK. Anwar's acting weird... 135 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,356 Totally, man. 136 00:11:15,407 --> 00:11:18,717 If I didn't know better I would say he was fucking someone secretly. 137 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:19,882 No way. 138 00:11:19,927 --> 00:11:21,326 It's not possible. 139 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,119 (Jal) OK. 140 00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:26,398 And you went to Scotland to see Cassie and she wasn't there 141 00:11:26,447 --> 00:11:30,599 and you think she's off shagging some Scottish guy named Lachlan. 142 00:11:30,647 --> 00:11:32,842 - And my dad's dead. - Bummer. 143 00:11:32,887 --> 00:11:34,115 Sorry about that. 144 00:11:35,207 --> 00:11:38,244 Chris - got anything to offer? 145 00:11:40,727 --> 00:11:43,036 (Chris) Bubbles. 146 00:11:43,087 --> 00:11:46,124 They go up and up and up... 147 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:50,080 And then... they disappear. 148 00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:52,602 Poof! 149 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:56,156 Chelle! > 150 00:11:59,847 --> 00:12:01,724 Chelle! > 151 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:03,564 I need help with lunch! > 152 00:12:05,367 --> 00:12:06,561 Chelle! 153 00:12:06,607 --> 00:12:08,643 WATER SPLASHES 154 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:09,676 CHELLE! > 155 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,560 Blinds up. 156 00:12:32,207 --> 00:12:34,198 Blinds up! 157 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:41,800 Music? 158 00:12:41,847 --> 00:12:44,361 JAZZ PIANO MUSIC 159 00:12:44,407 --> 00:12:46,443 Music, better? 160 00:12:46,487 --> 00:12:49,718 ROCK MUSIC 161 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,723 OK... 162 00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:54,042 Blinds, go fuck yourselves! 163 00:13:11,887 --> 00:13:12,842 Aargh! 164 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,316 Oh, hi, Michelle! Everything OK? 165 00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,686 (Michelle) Fuck! 166 00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:21,845 Blinds! Blinds... close! 167 00:13:21,887 --> 00:13:24,720 Blinds down! Close! Blinds! 168 00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:27,759 Aaargh! Close blinds! 169 00:13:31,247 --> 00:13:32,236 Help! 170 00:13:38,807 --> 00:13:40,286 < Mmm-mm. 171 00:13:49,087 --> 00:13:51,043 Ah... 172 00:13:51,087 --> 00:13:53,043 < Mmm. 173 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,478 < Oh, perfect! 174 00:13:56,527 --> 00:13:58,677 < Yum-yum! Ha-ha-ha-ha! 175 00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:02,756 This is... 176 00:14:02,807 --> 00:14:03,956 This is lovely, Ted. 177 00:14:04,007 --> 00:14:05,486 Isn't it? 178 00:14:05,527 --> 00:14:07,916 You know, that was the moment for me 179 00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:11,118 when you said you loved yellowfin tuna. Oh, yeah. 180 00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:15,604 I said to myself, "Any girl that loves Mies van der Rohe furniture, 181 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:19,083 "Corbusier and tuna sashimi has got to be right for me." 182 00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:20,879 Oh, Ted, you're so sweet! 183 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:25,635 You know - 184 00:14:25,687 --> 00:14:29,123 Mum's last husband, Malcolm, said something very similar. 185 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,156 Oh? 186 00:14:30,207 --> 00:14:31,481 Oh, yeah... 187 00:14:31,527 --> 00:14:34,246 - Actually, I'm getting that wrong. - Darling, there's no need to... 188 00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:37,962 He just said he liked your big fat arse, didn't he? 189 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,123 Oh! Oh, fuck! 190 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,805 Oh, shit! 191 00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:45,565 Darling, allow me. 192 00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:47,721 Ah! 193 00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:50,600 Lovely! Oh, nice and salty. 194 00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:55,479 I thought we could go christen the er, the tub later. 195 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:56,596 The tub? 196 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,320 Mmm. New toy. Very social, fresh air, 197 00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:04,077 couple of Creamy Dream cocktails, hot tub, what could be better? 198 00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:05,685 Erm, I'm not sure. 199 00:15:05,727 --> 00:15:08,525 You know, we're all gonna be so happy together. Right? 200 00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:09,682 Right. 201 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,557 PHONE RINGS 202 00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:16,804 Hello. Ted Rankles... 203 00:15:16,847 --> 00:15:18,439 Oh, yes... 204 00:15:18,487 --> 00:15:22,036 Hey, Gorgeous Plums! What? 205 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,725 What?! 206 00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:28,522 A cheese omelette? She made it with margarine? 207 00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:30,956 Yeah, of course, trans-fats. 208 00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:33,202 Yeah. Of course you can, come over. 209 00:15:33,247 --> 00:15:34,441 Ted! > 210 00:15:34,487 --> 00:15:36,478 Yeah. OK, sweetheart. 211 00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:40,679 Yeah, take her car. I fucking pay for it after all. Yeah! 212 00:15:40,727 --> 00:15:45,243 OK, yeah, see you soon. Mm-mmm. Mwah! 213 00:15:48,487 --> 00:15:49,522 Who was that? 214 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:51,046 Scarlett, my daughter. 215 00:15:51,087 --> 00:15:53,237 Your daughter? 216 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,005 Yes. Darling, I was going to tell you. 217 00:15:55,047 --> 00:15:58,278 Scarlett lives with her mum in Henley and... 218 00:15:58,327 --> 00:16:00,238 You know, Diane can be such a bitch. 219 00:16:00,287 --> 00:16:02,676 Poor old Plums. 220 00:16:02,727 --> 00:16:05,446 She'll be here in an hour. 221 00:16:05,487 --> 00:16:07,125 Another cracked nipple, anyone? 222 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,156 Er, yes! 223 00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:12,118 Haven't quite got the hang of this yet. > 224 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,566 Ah... 225 00:16:15,327 --> 00:16:16,919 You didn't tell me... 226 00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:19,765 I'd forgotten. Anyway, I didn't think she'd... 227 00:16:19,807 --> 00:16:21,479 - "Gorgeous Plums"?! - Oh, yeah. 228 00:16:21,527 --> 00:16:23,597 Bugger. I keep doing that! 229 00:16:28,407 --> 00:16:29,556 CAR PULLS UP 230 00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:31,882 (Ted) Ah. That must be her! 231 00:16:31,927 --> 00:16:33,280 Here she is! 232 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:38,640 He-he-hey! Teddy Bear! My Teddy Bear! 233 00:16:39,487 --> 00:16:43,366 She is such a titless, jealous bitch, that's what she is! 234 00:16:43,407 --> 00:16:45,967 What did you ever see in that saggy old bint? 235 00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:47,679 You can't talk about her like that. 236 00:16:47,727 --> 00:16:49,524 That's what you always call her. 237 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:50,556 Not sure that I do. 238 00:16:50,607 --> 00:16:52,563 You said that she was a menopausal old hag 239 00:16:52,607 --> 00:16:55,565 and they'd have to stockpile HRT for like a decade and... 240 00:16:55,607 --> 00:16:56,676 Oh, they're here. 241 00:16:56,727 --> 00:16:59,400 Yes. Remember I told you, they're moving in today. 242 00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:01,358 - Do they have to? - Yes, love. We discussed this. 243 00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:02,920 Now you know Anna... 244 00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:05,356 - Nice to see you again, Scarlett. - Hi. 245 00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:07,921 - And this is Michelle. - Mee-chelle? 246 00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:08,922 It's Michelle, actually. 247 00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:12,482 Whatever. Daddy, you can't make me live with her any more. 248 00:17:12,527 --> 00:17:15,485 Oh, Munchkin! 249 00:17:15,527 --> 00:17:19,520 Erm, perhaps we should talk about it? I'm sure your Mum... 250 00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:20,397 She doesn't want me here! 251 00:17:20,447 --> 00:17:22,358 I do! I do. It's just that... 252 00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:25,922 Anyway. I've decided to take another year out before going to uni. 253 00:17:25,967 --> 00:17:28,879 - Right... - I won't waste it. I'm gonna do stuff. 254 00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:32,158 I thought I might take an evening class in Chinese or something. 255 00:17:32,207 --> 00:17:35,119 I mean, they're all Chinese now, aren't they? 256 00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:38,477 And you always said that tu casa was my casa. 257 00:17:38,527 --> 00:17:41,564 Well, of course you can stay here, sweetheart. 258 00:17:41,607 --> 00:17:43,916 It's not like you'd put me out on the streets. 259 00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:47,323 - No, Bunny. - Thank you, Daddykins, I love you. 260 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,164 I love you, too, Possum Poo. 261 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,403 I'm going to my room. 262 00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:07,403 (Scarlett) Dad! Someone's put their stuff in my fucking room! 263 00:18:15,287 --> 00:18:18,757 She won't be here long. Well, not that long. 264 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,446 A few weeks. 265 00:18:21,487 --> 00:18:23,603 We're not entirely sure, but... 266 00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:26,286 - Mum... - I'm sorry. 267 00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:32,084 I promise we'll do something great for your birthday, yeah? 268 00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:37,759 It's OK. Jal says we can go camping, maybe. Least I'll be out of the way. 269 00:18:37,807 --> 00:18:39,877 Oh, darling, you're not in the way. 270 00:18:39,927 --> 00:18:42,122 It's hard to be out of the way of those tits. 271 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:44,237 (Stop it.) 272 00:18:44,287 --> 00:18:46,562 Some pair of bazookas, eh? 273 00:18:49,247 --> 00:18:51,363 I love you, Bunnyflaps! 274 00:18:51,407 --> 00:18:54,479 I love you too, Lardy Buns! 275 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,440 Hi. 276 00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:59,637 Tub anyone? 277 00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:02,076 It's totally heated by solar power. 278 00:19:02,127 --> 00:19:05,358 12,000 litres of heaven, 15 settings. 279 00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:08,638 Whirlpool, 280 00:19:08,687 --> 00:19:10,245 uprush, 281 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:13,006 and Vesuvio... 282 00:19:13,047 --> 00:19:16,722 Whoo! Let's give it a go! 283 00:19:19,007 --> 00:19:20,918 No need to be shy, darling. 284 00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:22,480 I mean, we're all family now! 285 00:19:28,727 --> 00:19:30,365 Wonderful. 286 00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:32,318 Hey, Cheeky! 287 00:19:33,247 --> 00:19:34,726 Chelle! 288 00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:38,601 Wonderful! 289 00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:43,879 Come on in, it's lovely! 290 00:19:43,927 --> 00:19:47,078 Hey, where's Michelle? 291 00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:49,004 Poor old Plum's stuck here with us oldies, 292 00:19:49,047 --> 00:19:52,164 why don't you get her to take her to meet some of her friends? 293 00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:56,439 They'll love Scarlett. Everybody loves Scarlett. 294 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,039 I've been doing some courses. 295 00:20:02,087 --> 00:20:07,605 Er, dog walking, Cordon Bleu barbecue, intermediate eroticism... 296 00:20:07,647 --> 00:20:09,683 And the rest of the time I just sewed. 297 00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:12,321 I made this, erm, this pair of shorts, actually. 298 00:20:12,727 --> 00:20:15,241 They're a lovely pair. 299 00:20:15,287 --> 00:20:17,517 Really lovely pair. 300 00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:19,046 Lovely. 301 00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:23,278 Anyway, we still going camping? 302 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,956 Sid?! 303 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,201 Yeah? 304 00:20:27,247 --> 00:20:30,319 Jal wants us all to go camping. For my birthday? 305 00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:32,005 It was only a suggestion. 306 00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:33,605 I can't. 307 00:20:33,647 --> 00:20:35,319 - I'm going to be... - What? 308 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:38,837 Nothing, erm... Hey, Max! 309 00:20:38,887 --> 00:20:43,438 - You all right, mate? - Fine. Fine. I'm really fine as in, whoa! 310 00:20:44,527 --> 00:20:45,642 Fine. 311 00:20:45,687 --> 00:20:47,120 OK. 312 00:20:48,087 --> 00:20:50,317 Max, this is Scarlett. 313 00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,562 Whoah! 314 00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:54,520 Hi! 315 00:20:55,927 --> 00:20:58,157 What do you think about camping, Max? 316 00:20:58,207 --> 00:21:00,437 Well, if guys wanna do it, it's their business. 317 00:21:00,487 --> 00:21:03,923 Personally, I like a more butch look. 318 00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:07,084 ALL LAUGH 319 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:13,642 Thing is, you know, erm, coursework... Skint. 320 00:21:15,687 --> 00:21:17,120 Chris? 321 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:20,000 Nipples... What? 322 00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:22,925 Thanks for the enthusiasm, everyone(!) 323 00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:28,564 Camping's wicked! Campfires, a few spliffs, booze, alfresco sex. 324 00:21:28,607 --> 00:21:31,041 What could be better? We should go! 325 00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:32,998 Hang on, "we"? 326 00:21:33,047 --> 00:21:35,641 Spliffs, booze and alfresco sex! 327 00:21:35,687 --> 00:21:37,678 What... What is that? 328 00:21:37,727 --> 00:21:40,685 Shagging under the stars. There's nothing like it. 329 00:21:41,247 --> 00:21:42,236 I'm in. 330 00:21:42,287 --> 00:21:45,165 Erm... We haven't got a car and... 331 00:21:45,207 --> 00:21:47,038 I have an enormous Volvo. 332 00:21:49,487 --> 00:21:51,523 I think that swings it. 333 00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:53,956 (Sal) So that's Monday everyone. Monday! 334 00:21:54,007 --> 00:21:56,316 Final English coursework deadline and if you miss it, 335 00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:57,846 you're gonna be fucked. Got that, Chris? 336 00:21:57,887 --> 00:21:59,081 Fucked. Got it, Sal. 337 00:21:59,127 --> 00:22:01,880 (Sal) No, I mean it everybody! Don't let me down. 338 00:22:01,927 --> 00:22:03,758 Are you listening to? 339 00:22:05,487 --> 00:22:09,082 PHONE RINGS 340 00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:13,723 Barrie? Yeah. I'm ovulating. Meet me in the stationery cupboard? 341 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,644 < No, I mean it. It's now or never. 342 00:22:15,687 --> 00:22:17,917 What's up? We're going camping, OK? 343 00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:21,004 I didn't invite Scarlett Bitch and you're all gagging over her. 344 00:22:21,047 --> 00:22:23,959 She... She seems really nice. 345 00:22:24,007 --> 00:22:27,636 She's a cow! I don't want her coming! 346 00:22:27,687 --> 00:22:30,724 She's just... Just... 347 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:35,079 Michelle, we're gonna go camping and we're going to be nice. OK? 348 00:22:59,607 --> 00:23:00,960 LAUGHTER 349 00:23:02,287 --> 00:23:03,766 Ow! 350 00:23:03,807 --> 00:23:05,843 For fuck's sake, Sid! 351 00:23:05,887 --> 00:23:08,003 Sorry. I dropped the spliff again. 352 00:23:08,047 --> 00:23:09,116 Er... fucking hell. 353 00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:11,840 (Chris) See, the problem with beach sex is sand on the nads. 354 00:23:11,887 --> 00:23:13,684 (Sid) Think I see it. 355 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:16,400 - Sweaty nads plus sand equals chafing. - You've got sweaty nads? 356 00:23:16,447 --> 00:23:17,960 Me? No. 357 00:23:18,007 --> 00:23:20,362 No. Sand just rolls off 'em like talcum powder 358 00:23:20,407 --> 00:23:23,763 due to my exceptionally smooth, thus, self-draining bollocks. 359 00:23:23,807 --> 00:23:26,480 (Jal) Fuck's sake. We've already had three bifters. 360 00:23:26,527 --> 00:23:28,040 Leave it down there. 361 00:23:28,087 --> 00:23:29,839 (Chris) Nah, find it, man! 362 00:23:29,887 --> 00:23:32,447 (Maxxie) We've lost all feeling below the knees back here. 363 00:23:32,487 --> 00:23:33,522 (Anwar) It's like torture! 364 00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:34,682 (Maxxie) Yeah. 365 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:38,038 (Maxxie) No, hang on. Yeah. 366 00:23:39,687 --> 00:23:42,599 Why didn't Tony wanna come? 367 00:23:42,647 --> 00:23:44,877 Said he didn't feel like it. 368 00:23:44,927 --> 00:23:47,487 That's it? That's all he said? 369 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:49,597 There's no room in the car, is there? 370 00:23:49,647 --> 00:23:52,161 No. Here we go... 371 00:23:52,207 --> 00:23:53,196 Hang on. 372 00:23:53,247 --> 00:23:56,284 SID FARTS Agh! 373 00:23:56,327 --> 00:23:59,956 (AIl) You're so gross! You're disgusting! 374 00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:02,965 That's your birthday present, Chelle! 375 00:24:04,647 --> 00:24:06,285 (AIl) Aghhh! 376 00:24:06,327 --> 00:24:07,806 Oh, you tramp! 377 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:11,044 ALL GROAN 378 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,279 Seriously, guys. 379 00:24:16,327 --> 00:24:18,761 What did you all get me for my birthday? 380 00:24:52,567 --> 00:24:54,683 Wow. 381 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:56,797 (Scarlett) Me and my friends always come here. 382 00:24:56,847 --> 00:24:58,883 That's wicked, man! 383 00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:00,995 What do you think, Meesh? 384 00:25:01,087 --> 00:25:04,204 It's fucking Michelle, all right? 385 00:25:05,767 --> 00:25:07,519 OK. 386 00:25:07,567 --> 00:25:10,035 People usually like my nicknames. Don't they, Spunky? 387 00:25:10,087 --> 00:25:12,362 Spunky... Iove it. 388 00:25:12,407 --> 00:25:13,681 (Oh, for fuck's sake!) 389 00:25:13,727 --> 00:25:15,479 (Anwar) What's my nickname, Scarlett? 390 00:25:15,527 --> 00:25:16,642 (Maxxie) Knobless. 391 00:25:16,687 --> 00:25:19,918 (Anwar) This is beautiful, man. Just like Baywatch. 392 00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:23,123 (Chris) Right then! First things first. 393 00:25:23,167 --> 00:25:24,885 Skinny dipping! 394 00:25:24,927 --> 00:25:26,804 Skinny dipping? 395 00:25:26,847 --> 00:25:28,326 Yeah... 396 00:25:28,367 --> 00:25:31,564 Come on, there's only us here. What are you guys, a bunch of pussies? 397 00:25:31,607 --> 00:25:32,676 I'm not. 398 00:25:33,847 --> 00:25:35,883 Coolio. 399 00:25:35,927 --> 00:25:36,837 < I'll race you. 400 00:25:36,887 --> 00:25:38,206 Yo! Ha! 401 00:25:45,647 --> 00:25:46,682 Ha ha! 402 00:25:46,727 --> 00:25:48,479 Never seen one like that before (!) 403 00:25:48,527 --> 00:25:49,801 LAUGHTER 404 00:25:49,847 --> 00:25:51,838 < Oh, my God, Anwar! You really did it. 405 00:25:51,887 --> 00:25:52,876 What? 406 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,521 Wearing all my clothes. 407 00:25:55,567 --> 00:25:59,082 It's compact. Saves on the luggage. I got ya! 408 00:25:59,127 --> 00:26:01,561 Anwar, have you been shaving stuff? 409 00:26:05,127 --> 00:26:09,166 Allahu Akba-a-a-a-ar! 410 00:26:09,207 --> 00:26:10,560 Wo-o-o-o-oh! 411 00:26:10,607 --> 00:26:11,596 Let's go! > 412 00:26:11,647 --> 00:26:13,205 WHOOPING AND LAUGHING 413 00:26:13,247 --> 00:26:14,521 Allahu Akbar! 414 00:27:17,327 --> 00:27:19,363 All right? 415 00:27:36,727 --> 00:27:38,797 Jal says you went to see Tony. 416 00:27:38,847 --> 00:27:40,519 It's over, Sid. 417 00:27:40,567 --> 00:27:42,125 I tried... 418 00:27:42,167 --> 00:27:43,759 I can't... 419 00:27:46,127 --> 00:27:47,958 It just doesn't work any more. 420 00:27:49,687 --> 00:27:51,996 I'm not a good enough person. That's all there is to it. 421 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:53,878 Hey. You're good enough. 422 00:27:58,567 --> 00:28:00,159 Ugh... She does my head in. 423 00:28:00,207 --> 00:28:02,516 Just got to get to know her a bit. 424 00:28:02,567 --> 00:28:04,000 She's fun. 425 00:28:04,047 --> 00:28:05,799 And I'm not? 426 00:28:05,847 --> 00:28:07,326 Always. 427 00:28:12,127 --> 00:28:14,322 You OK, Sid? 428 00:28:14,367 --> 00:28:15,846 Sometimes. 429 00:28:15,887 --> 00:28:17,878 I keep forgetting Dad's... 430 00:28:22,567 --> 00:28:26,685 Anyways. We should get the tents up. 431 00:28:27,527 --> 00:28:29,995 Gimme a hand getting them off the... 432 00:28:30,047 --> 00:28:31,275 Roof... 433 00:28:31,327 --> 00:28:34,319 - It's not my fault! - I told you to tie the tents to the roof! 434 00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:36,835 You said to put the stuff on the roof. Nobody said anything about tying. 435 00:28:36,887 --> 00:28:38,081 You meader, Chris! 436 00:28:38,127 --> 00:28:39,879 What do you think was holding them up there, you muppet? 437 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,076 Where the fuck are we gonna sleep? 438 00:28:41,127 --> 00:28:43,960 I'm sorry! 439 00:28:44,007 --> 00:28:45,486 Fuck it. I'm inadequate. What can you do? 440 00:28:45,527 --> 00:28:46,880 This. 441 00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:49,680 CRUNCHING 442 00:28:49,727 --> 00:28:51,604 Oh, that has gotta hurt! 443 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,763 It's OK. I put mine in the boot. 444 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:59,079 Might be a bit of a squeeze, but we can probably manage. 445 00:28:59,127 --> 00:29:01,516 All you have to do is peg it down. 446 00:29:01,567 --> 00:29:04,479 ALL CHEER 447 00:29:04,527 --> 00:29:05,960 Yo, Scarlett! 448 00:29:09,007 --> 00:29:12,761 I got it when I went travelling. My dad bought it for me. 449 00:29:12,807 --> 00:29:14,445 (Jal) We love your Dad! 450 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:37,445 Pull yourself together, girl, for fuck's sakes. 451 00:29:56,847 --> 00:29:58,917 What you got? 452 00:29:58,967 --> 00:30:00,923 I don't know. 453 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,083 I'll save it for later. 454 00:30:09,847 --> 00:30:11,405 What's wrong with me? 455 00:30:13,487 --> 00:30:15,478 How long you got? 456 00:30:22,367 --> 00:30:24,676 Think we're all gonna fit in? 457 00:30:24,727 --> 00:30:26,604 We're gonna have to squeeze up. 458 00:30:26,647 --> 00:30:28,558 Real close. Eh, Scarlett? 459 00:30:28,607 --> 00:30:29,926 It's going to be warm. 460 00:30:32,447 --> 00:30:34,438 Get off! 461 00:30:34,527 --> 00:30:36,643 - Hang on. - What is it? 462 00:30:36,687 --> 00:30:37,961 Does the sea sound louder? 463 00:30:38,007 --> 00:30:40,157 Huh? 464 00:30:40,207 --> 00:30:41,686 Oh, my God! 465 00:30:46,167 --> 00:30:48,761 CAR ALARM 466 00:30:53,767 --> 00:30:56,156 Oh, my God, my car! 467 00:31:03,087 --> 00:31:06,397 Where are the keys! Oh, my God, where's the keys! 468 00:31:07,487 --> 00:31:09,762 Nice. 469 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:32,883 < Anwar? 470 00:31:32,927 --> 00:31:34,599 Who the fuck's that? 471 00:31:44,167 --> 00:31:45,964 That's your stalker, Maxxie. 472 00:31:47,767 --> 00:31:49,359 Hello, Maxxie. 473 00:31:51,007 --> 00:31:52,963 What... What are you doing? 474 00:31:53,007 --> 00:31:54,122 Listen... 475 00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:55,282 She broke into my flat! 476 00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:56,521 Then she tried to poison me! 477 00:31:56,567 --> 00:31:58,842 I can probably explain. 478 00:31:58,887 --> 00:32:02,118 You'll just need to give me a minute. 479 00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:04,442 Dude, what else can I say? I like her. > 480 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,125 - She's a fucking bunny boiler! - She's all right, man. 481 00:32:06,167 --> 00:32:08,681 She's a freak! And you call yourself a friend? 482 00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:11,036 - I am! - How could you do this? 483 00:32:11,087 --> 00:32:16,445 I was going to tell you. Max, if only you could see how much she's changed. 484 00:32:16,487 --> 00:32:18,079 I've changed. 485 00:32:18,127 --> 00:32:19,480 I've transferred my affections... 486 00:32:19,527 --> 00:32:22,200 She's transferred her affections, man. 487 00:32:22,247 --> 00:32:24,841 Now... she's fixated on me. 488 00:32:24,887 --> 00:32:26,718 Isn't that great? 489 00:32:26,767 --> 00:32:28,997 You lied to me, An! 490 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:34,644 I know... Look, will somebody help me out here? Make him see... 491 00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:37,326 You shouldn't lie, Anwar. Not to Max. 492 00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:39,642 I'm sorry, Maxxie. 493 00:32:39,687 --> 00:32:40,915 I was going through some stuff. 494 00:32:42,807 --> 00:32:44,126 I know that's not an excuse. 495 00:32:45,167 --> 00:32:46,395 You too, Michelle. 496 00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:51,036 I was a bit ga-ga. And I'm sorry, I really am. 497 00:32:51,087 --> 00:32:53,521 I know that now. 498 00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:54,795 Please. Everyone... 499 00:32:56,367 --> 00:32:58,323 Please, forgive me? 500 00:33:05,127 --> 00:33:06,116 Whatever. 501 00:33:13,527 --> 00:33:17,486 Well, I don't know about any of this, but I think we've got to lift this mood, yeah? 502 00:33:17,527 --> 00:33:19,518 Chris, did you get that guitar out of the car 503 00:33:19,567 --> 00:33:22,081 before it got so fucked up my Dad will string me up? 504 00:33:22,127 --> 00:33:23,845 (Chris) Yeah... It's OK, I think. 505 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,645 Let's give it a go. 506 00:33:30,687 --> 00:33:32,996 Oh, please, no... 507 00:33:35,967 --> 00:33:42,839 # If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad today? 508 00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:48,405 # If you're not the one, then why does my hand fit yours, this way? 509 00:33:51,007 --> 00:33:56,957 # I don't wanna run away, but I can't take it, I don't understand 510 00:33:57,007 --> 00:34:03,242 # If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am? 511 00:34:03,287 --> 00:34:06,916 # Is there any way that I can stay 512 00:34:06,967 --> 00:34:10,004 # In your arms? # 513 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:12,641 (AIl) Yeah! Brilliant! And again! Again! 514 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:16,603 I love a bit of Bedingfield! 515 00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:51,921 Ignore him, Anwar. 516 00:34:51,967 --> 00:34:54,276 He's just jealous of our burning love. 517 00:35:37,727 --> 00:35:40,560 (Scarlett) There's something about your eyes. > 518 00:35:40,607 --> 00:35:42,916 Yeah, the right one's always been lazy. 519 00:35:42,967 --> 00:35:47,836 - (Scarlett) No, I mean they're lovely. - (Sid) Oh! 520 00:35:47,887 --> 00:35:49,240 I thought that the moment I met you. 521 00:35:49,287 --> 00:35:52,757 Surprising, really, given that they were burning a hole in my bra. 522 00:35:52,807 --> 00:35:56,197 Sorry... I didn't mean to... Sorry. 523 00:35:56,247 --> 00:35:58,841 I don't mind. You can look. 524 00:35:58,887 --> 00:36:00,479 You can do more than look if you want. 525 00:36:00,527 --> 00:36:02,882 Oh. Right. 526 00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,236 Um... Are you? 527 00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:06,766 Yes, I am. 528 00:36:06,807 --> 00:36:10,482 OK, erm. 529 00:36:11,487 --> 00:36:14,126 I'm not really after, you know... 530 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:15,680 (Sid) Thanks. > 531 00:36:15,727 --> 00:36:19,356 Um... actually, I'm in a weird place and, um... 532 00:36:19,447 --> 00:36:23,998 - Well, I've got to, er... - I was just playing with you. 533 00:36:27,607 --> 00:36:29,404 Everyone loves my tits. 534 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,403 I was just having a laugh. 535 00:36:45,447 --> 00:36:47,756 - Yeah, whatever. - Seemed like he fancied me. 536 00:36:47,807 --> 00:36:49,763 Or he would with a little push. 537 00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:54,005 - Sid's not like most guys. - Yeah, I know, that's why I've... 538 00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:57,403 - Maybe he doesn't like you. - Oh, not possible. 539 00:37:02,207 --> 00:37:04,004 He was telling me about his dad. 540 00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:05,526 He's so cute. 541 00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:07,558 His dad is dead. 542 00:37:07,607 --> 00:37:11,805 - He's probably a bit vulnerable, you know. - I know. Shit! 543 00:37:16,687 --> 00:37:20,600 He says that you're the only one that knows how to talk to him. 544 00:37:21,687 --> 00:37:25,475 - He said that? - Because you've known each other for ever. 545 00:37:25,527 --> 00:37:29,759 And sometimes he thinks that he knows you better than you do. 546 00:37:29,807 --> 00:37:31,923 And that's when I decided to show him my tits. 547 00:37:31,967 --> 00:37:33,878 I'm a bitch. 548 00:37:37,407 --> 00:37:39,159 Go on. You can probably catch him. 549 00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:44,766 Even I can tell he needs a hug, and I'm the insensitive cow. 550 00:37:47,447 --> 00:37:50,883 OK. Thanks. 551 00:37:57,527 --> 00:37:59,085 You're not a bitch. Are you? 552 00:38:00,127 --> 00:38:02,641 Just pretending. 553 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,646 Sid! 554 00:39:04,647 --> 00:39:05,716 Chelle... 555 00:39:06,767 --> 00:39:08,246 I'm so Ionely. 556 00:39:12,087 --> 00:39:15,124 I know. I know... 557 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,486 (Oh, Christ.) 558 00:40:15,887 --> 00:40:17,366 Happy Birthday, Chelle(!) 559 00:42:19,767 --> 00:42:21,564 Can we go home now, Sid? 560 00:42:21,607 --> 00:42:24,405 Yeah, Chelle. Let's go home. 561 00:42:29,327 --> 00:42:31,443 Yeah, cheers. Bye. 562 00:42:36,447 --> 00:42:38,756 Dunno what I'm supposed to say. 563 00:42:38,807 --> 00:42:41,241 You just... 564 00:42:41,287 --> 00:42:43,243 I suppose we didn't... 565 00:42:43,287 --> 00:42:44,925 I dunno. 566 00:42:44,967 --> 00:42:46,639 Pretend like we didn't... 567 00:42:46,687 --> 00:42:49,247 Um... Help me out here, Chelle. 568 00:42:51,407 --> 00:42:52,965 Ask me inside, Sid. 569 00:42:53,927 --> 00:42:55,121 What? 570 00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:58,158 Wasn't that the best night ever? 571 00:42:58,207 --> 00:43:01,279 I'm not drawing on a wealth of experience here, Chelle. 572 00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:07,159 You made me come, Sid. Nobody's ever done that before. 573 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:11,447 - Nah! - Let's go inside. 574 00:43:22,287 --> 00:43:24,403 Happy birthday. 575 00:43:24,447 --> 00:43:25,926 Thanks. 576 00:43:34,687 --> 00:43:36,325 We have to ring Tony. 577 00:43:36,367 --> 00:43:39,677 - We have to tell him. - Yeah, but not now, yeah? 578 00:43:39,727 --> 00:43:41,797 We can wait a couple of hours maybe? 579 00:43:41,847 --> 00:43:44,645 I can't believe this. 580 00:43:46,087 --> 00:43:47,361 Go up. 581 00:43:54,247 --> 00:43:56,477 I'm back, Mum. 582 00:43:56,527 --> 00:43:57,516 < OK, Sid! 583 00:43:57,567 --> 00:43:59,319 I'm going to bed. 584 00:43:59,367 --> 00:44:01,278 - With Michelle! - Right-o. 585 00:44:01,327 --> 00:44:03,238 - To sleep with her. - Yep. 586 00:44:03,287 --> 00:44:04,766 Again! 587 00:44:04,807 --> 00:44:06,320 < CROCKERY SMASHES 588 00:44:10,327 --> 00:44:13,524 I want you to do it again, just like you did. Come on... 589 00:44:33,807 --> 00:44:38,085 Hello, Sid. 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